History Funny / Dynasty2017

* Fallon, after previously thrown out earlier that day, arrives at dinner and insists on joining them. Completely oblivious that Claudia, whose been faking her mental problems, has them all hostage until she literally has the gun pointed at her. Even better how everyone is yelling her not to come in and she thinks its because they don't want her there for dinner:
-->'''Fallon''': ''[royally pissed]'' Screw ''you'', I'm not going ''anywhere''! I need to talk to you about the C-R-A-Z- ''[Sees Claudia pointing the gun at her]'' '''''Why does the crazy lady have a gun?!'''''
** Fallon being completely blasé and not showing an ounce of fear despite the gun to everyone's dismay. Then, once they get Claudia to confess to killing her husband she reveals that particular gun is hers and it hasn't worked in years.

-->'''Fallon''': ''[royally pissed]'' Screw ''you'', I'm not going ''anywhere''! I need to talk to you about the C-R-A-Z- ''[Sees Claudia pointing the gun at her.]'' '''''Why does the crazy lady have a gun?'''''

-->'''Fallon''':Screw you. I'm not going anywhere. I need to talk to you about the C-R-A-Z- ''[Sees Claudia pointing the gun at her.]'' '''Why does the crazy lady have a gun?'''

-->'''Blake''': What are you doing here?
-->'''Steven''': Who are you doing here?

-->'''Fallon''': [[DeadpanSnarker Looking for a promotion]].

** Following [[spoiler: the death of Cristal Flores at the end of season 1]], Cristal ''Jennings'', the woman who gave her the fake identity, joins the cast and quickly becomes Blake's new LoveInterest. She recieves numerous labels, mainly from Fallon and Alexis, that lampshades this such as Cristal 2.0, Second Cristal, New Cristal, etc.

** The two are presented an Antebellum-themed wedding, with woman dressed as Southern Belles and such, which Culhane vetos due to giving him too much of a ''Film/GetOut'' vibe.

-->'''Fallon''': He'd leave his wife for me. [[YourCheatingHeart And his sidepiece.]]

->'''Alexis''': Don't confuse me with math.

** When Anders tells Jo to [[ShootOutTheLock use a gun to shoot the handle off]], the younger man tells him not to stereotype and that he's "not some gangster." Thus he doesn't know how to use a gun...[[HypocriticalHumor he does know how to pick locks though.]]
** Anders slides his drivers license under the door to Jo. Based his comments and Anders' annoyance its an old photo on it.

** When Anders urges him to hurry up Jo threatens him to stay quiet or he'll tell everyone [[EmbarrassingMiddleName his middle name is Winifred]] which he learned from his license.
--->'''Sammy Jo''': Now pipe down ''Winnie''!

-->'''Fallon''':Screw you. I'm not going anywhere. I need to talk to you about the C-R-A-Z''[Sees Claudia pointing the gun at her.]'' '''Why does the crazy lady have a gun?'''
** Fallon being completely blasé and not showing an ounce of fear despite the gun to everyone dismay. Then when they get Claudia to confess to killing her husband she reveals that particular gun is hers and it hasn't worked in years.
-->''[Claudia shots the turkey showing it does, indeed, work]''

*** Also that gun in question? It was gift from Fallon's mother. For her 16th birthday.

--->'''[[MsFanservice Fallon]]''': [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl Excuse me, whenever have I ever been indecent?]]

-->'''Fallon''': You bitch! You are going to ''wish'' you had buried me!
** Later at the wake being held afterwards, Fallon shows up in a stunning red dress which people can't help pointing out that may not be appropriate. Fallon bluntly states its not as if she knew the decease personally...plus she had to change clothes after Cristal knocked her into the grave.

* Fallon is ''rocked'' when for once she meets a man whose more interested in her savvy and brains then hooking up with her, with Colby telling her that he doesn't want to complicate anything business-wise because she "couldn't keep it in her pants".

-->'''Cristal''': ''(Excited)'' Even better!

-->'''Anders''': That would require sweet.

* [[ItMakesSenseInContext After losing her temper in court, learning that Liam's article he's righting mentions it, and deliberately sabotages her own magazine so it can't published (long story)]], Fallon realizes that it proves she's too much like her father. Liam, [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay who was able to figure out it simply by knowing Fallon]], lampshades this:

** The answer comes when Fallon finds that Adam set fire to the vineyard about her scheme to make him look bad to Blake. Adam acts upset mentioning how he's bind and set fire to his father's vineya-[[DoubleTake wait a minute...]]
--->'''Fallon''': Wait, how'd you get up here [in the upstairs loft of a barn] and set fire to the vineyard if you're blind?
--->'''Adam''': ''[Still try to act upset]'' [[BlatantLies I'm very capable with my cane.]]

* Blake and Cristal are invited to a "game night" by Blake's former friend who had wanted them to "swing" so naturally get the wrong idea to show up in loose dress and Blake in a "lounge lizard" type outfit...and it's a fancy black-tie event.

-->'''Robber'': Give us the real jewelry.

* Of course, Alexis has to have a "panic room" that's tricked out with artwork, plush furniture, shower and a fireplace.

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