History Funny / Dredd

-->'''Dredd:''' I'm wondering when you'd remembered you left your helmet behind.\\

* After Dredd kills the hostage taker with a [[KillItWithFire Hotshot round]], [[BlackComedy an automated floor buffer begins cleaning up the food court, announcing that it will reopen in thirty minutes.]]

'''Perp holding hostage''': Didn't you hear me? I'll kill the bitch!\\

'''Perp (confused)''': What?\\
'''Dredd''': I said... Hotshot. (''Fires Hotshot into perp's mouth and [[KillItWithFire burns him from the inside]]'')

* The "Wait" Scene.

* After Ma-Ma's goons destroy half the 75th floor in an attempt to kill the Judges, they go into the wreckage to find the bodies. And then, as Ma-Ma watches, Dredd just walks out of the smoke, dragging her right-hand man, tosses him over the balcony, and walks back into the smoke, without breaking stride. He doesn't even pause to glare at Ma-Ma. The sheer matter-of-factness with which Dredd does this, like he's just throwing a sack of trash, not to the mention the reaction from Ma-Ma herself, transforms it from kind of horrifying to hilarious.

** Dredd's response to being told to freeze is simply to ask, "Why?"

* After Ma-Ma's goons destroy half the 75th floor in an attempt to kill the Judges, they go into the wreckage to find the bodies. And then, as Ma-Ma watches, Dredd just walks out of the smoke, dragging her right-hand man, tosses him over the balcony, and walks back into the smoke, without breaking stride. He doesn't even pause to glare at Ma-Ma. The sheer matter-of-factness with which Dredd does this (not to the mention the reaction from Ma-Ma herself) transforms it from kind of horrifying to hilarious.

* It's darkly humorous how Dredd just casually shrugs off each escalating obstacle that the Ma-Ma Clan throws at him - obstacles that would easily flatten any normal person. One of your guys gets busted by a cop, so you send some goons after him. He kills them all. You bust out .50 Calibre [[GatlingGood gatling]] [[MoreDakka guns]] that wipe out an ''[[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill entire floor]]'' to no effect? Congratulations, you've made him suspicious - and angry. Send your [[TheDragon chief enforcer]] after him? He throws him off the balcony. Manage to kidnap his partner? Congratulations, you've just made him furious enough to literally rain fire down on more of your {{Mook}}s using White Phosphorus rounds- and said kidnapped partner slaughters your lieutenant while escaping, anyway. Send a bunch of elite {{Dirty Cop}}s after him? Well done, you've given him more ammo. Threatening to blow up the entire block should work, right? Nope, he just [[AgonizingStomachWound shoots you in the stomach]] and [[DestinationDefenestration throws you out a 200-storey window]] instead.
-->'''Kay:''' How the fuck are we gonna stop this guy?

'''Anderson''': Sir, a helmet can interfere with my psychic abilities. \\

-->(''The corrupt judges walk into Ma-Ma's office'')\\

-->(The corrupt judges walk into Ma-Ma's office)\\

-->'''Ma-Ma:''' How much [to take out Dredd and Anderson]?\\
'''Lex:''' One million.\\
'''Ma-Ma:''' ''(scoff)'' Million?\\
'''Lex:''' You got a problem with a Judge. Do you know who he is?\\

* It's darkly humorous how Dredd just casually shrugs off each escalating obstacle that the Ma-Ma Clan throws at him - obstacles that would easily flatten any normal person. One of your guys gets busted by a cop, so you send some goons after him. He kills them all. You bust out .50 Calibre [[GatlingGood gatling]] [[MoreDakka guns]] that wipe out an ''[[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill entire floor]]'' to no effect? Congratulations, you've made him suspicious - and angry. Send your [[TheDragon chief enforcer]] after him? He throws him off the balcony. Manage to kidnap his partner? Congratulations, you've just made him furious enough to literally rain fire down on more of your {{Mook}}s using White Phosphorus rounds. Send a bunch of elite {{Dirty Cop}}s after him? Well done, you've given him more ammo. Threatening to blow up the entire block should work, right? Nope, he just [[AgonizingStomachWound shoots you in the stomach]] and [[DestinationDefenestration throws you out a 200-storey window]] instead.