History Funny / DreamSMPSeasonThree

-->'''Tommy:''' Sam, Sam, Sam! Wh- What quest do I need to do now?\\

'''Tommy:''' [[TranslatorBuddy Sam, that is a racist slur, you can't say that.]]\\

'''Tommy:''' SAM, HOLY SHIT, I DO ''NOT'' ASSOCIATE WITH THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE! Take that back right now, take that back you ''monster'', you MONSTER, the fact that you would say that ab- Take that back ''right now'', say- say "I apologize", say "I apologize". Say "I apologize!"\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(cracks up)'' Okay, okay, y'know what, fine, fine fine, y'know what... I- Listen, if I've gotta work with you, I've gotta work with you.
** At one point, Sam says that there's something above the location for the hotel and asks Tommy to remove it. Tommy asks him to clarify whether he means Skeppy's Skywars-arena... at which point Sam starts ''[[WelcomeToCorneria repeating his dialogue from the beginning.]]''

* When Bad tries to infect Tommy with the Egg, he asks if Tommy can hear the Egg. Tommy says yes- only to immediately toy with Bad and Ant by making up what the "Egg" is telling him.

* Technoblade and Ranboo looted a Woodland Mansion on January 24. When they started burning the structure down and were preparing to leave, Ranboo found a room with a chest. Ranboo started fighting the abnormally large amount of mobs in the room. Then, Techno rushes in and got to the chest while all the mobs were targeting Ranboo and started looting it. What was inside of the chest? ''An Enchanted Golden Apple''. Ranboo promptly logs out in frustration.

* Jack and Niki planned to kill Tommy by tricking him into entering the nuclear test site right when the nuclear test was happening. However, Tommy being Tommy, ''refused'' to be wrangled by Niki, and spent so long wandering off to chop down trees and ramble on about the Avengers that by the time they got to the test site, ''the bomb had already gone off''. To reiterate, Jack and Niki tried to use a ''[[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill thermonuclear missile]]'' to kill a ''single'' teenager... [[EpicFail And they]] ''[[EpicFail MISSED!]]''
** Really, Niki's entire trip with Tommy is so awful it's hilarious. Tommy takes his sweet time while Niki tries to subtly hint at him that he needs to hurry up, and desperately tries to keep the conversation going despite the... ''weird'' direction Tommy keeps taking it. By the end of the trip, her frustration is ''palpable.''

--->'''Niki:''' Jack, I'm so sorry, I swear I tried, I swear I tried-\\
'''Jack:''' WHAT DO YOU ''MEAN'', YOU TRIED?! IT- THIS IS LIKE A MILE LONG, HOW COULD YOU NOT GET HIM AT ''LEAST'' CLOSE ENOUGH TO FUCKING ''EXPLODE?!''\\
'''Niki:''' It- We were SO CLOSE, he was just- he just kept TALKING, Jack! He kept talking and talking and then he just WANDERED OFF, and he... Oh my god, he was ''so annoying...''

** During the celebration of the successful test, Tommy and Tubbo take turns putting their [[GroinAttack crotch in a stonecutter]], nonchalantly remarking that the [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction radiation has made them numb from the legs down.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpPLl-NSWzQ Tommy tries to greet Puffy in chat...]] But accidentally types "pussy". He [[VerbalBackspace rapidly corrects himself and apologizes]], but Puffy is still badly flustered.

-->'''Tommy:''' Egg, EGG! What did I say about ''slurs,'' Egg?!\\

* The fact that most of the people Tommy invites to the Big Innit Hotel opening are not only not his friends, but have actually tried to ''kill him'' several times, including [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain Niki and Jack]], most of the [[ReligionOfEvil Eggpire]], [[BombThrowingAnarchist Technoblade]], and even ''[[BigBad Dream]]'', who is literally in ''prison'' and couldn't come if he wanted. WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong
* How does Techno choose to tell Puffy that he's willing to meet with her? By delivering a letter...and building the word ANARCHY in giant flaming letters right next to it.
** In the letter, Techno tells Puffy to leave him a note if she's interested in working with him. Puffy, not wanting to leave a book lest the Eggpire finds out she's working with Techno, [[VisualPun puts down a noteblock with a sign saying "A note".]]

** Puffy actually did write a note prior to coming up with the noteblock idea, and after she realizes it can be traced back to her, she decides to destroy it... but she doesn't have a flint and steel in her inventory. Her solution? Get Ranboo, the only other person nearby, to ''[[EatTheEvidence eat it.]]''

* [=BadBoyHalo=] tries to convince Technoblade to go on a "roadtrip" to see the Egg. Before leaving, Techno makes sure to bring his "emotional support bear Steve" (his pet polar bear) much to Bad's annoyance.

** On the return trip, Techno decides to bring Steve through the Nether[[note]]While heading out, he had insisted on going through the Overworld by claiming that [[BlatantLies polar bears die in the Nether]][[/note]]. Steve pretty much immediately drops off the side of a bridge and onto a small bed of stone, causing Techno to freak out as Ranboo rushes home to brew healing potions. While they manage to save Steve in the end, he spends the rest of the nether trip scaring them half to death as he hangs on the side of every single bridge and gets shot at by ghasts.

*** Remember that Ranboo is half enderman, so Techno is [[MetaphoricallyTrue technically correct]].
* According to Bad, the Egg is an influencer, not only that it influences minds, but that it is literally an internet influencer. With a [=TikTok=] account.

** This culminates with Bad asking Techno to step out for a moment, before charging at Puffy and Ranboo yelling, "And, die!". Techno, ''[[DidntThinkThisThrough who is literally right outside]]'', rushes in and begins beating him up.
* When deciding who he wants to hire to work in his hotel, Tommy checks the tab-list to see his options. Online at the time were Ranboo, who Tommy doesn't know too well but is generally on good terms with due to the letters he wrote Tommy in exile, and Jack Manifold, who has ''literally tried to kill him with a nuclear bomb''. Naturally, [[TooDumbToLive he picks Jack.]]

-->'''Tommy:''' Need to wipe me 'ands. Like I've just had a good shit, alright? Except Dream, he's a bad shit, he's a- you can't- you simply can't pinch him off. But today... Will be the last wipe. Today I will stand... to wipe my bum- ''([[{{Corpsing}} corpses]])''
* Jack Manifold finding out about Tommy being locked in prison. After asking around to the people online at the time, he then logs onto Twitter, effectively making Twitter canon, and sees Tommy's [[https://twitter.com/tommyinnit/status/1363612775830929410?s=21 tweet]] about it. He then proceeds to claim himself the winner of a one sided battle by doing absolutely nothing.

'''pollitoesbonito:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice You could really stab a son with all that edge.]]
* Tommy's prison stream, a stream many expected to open with horrific amounts of angst, opened with Tommy making annoying noises with his mouth and singing "Roadtrip" at the top of his lungs, horribly off-key. According to Dream, he'd been doing that ''all week.''

--->'''Tommy:''' WELCOME BACK TO THE STREAM! ''(Able Sisters' theme starts as Tommy logs in)'' AND HERE WE- ''(turns around to see Dream; [[MusicalisInterruptus Able Sisters' theme stops]])'' Fuck.

'''Jack:''' I don't know what- ''(stammers)'' Hey, bigger elephant in the room, WHY ARE YOU ALIVE?!

** Everyone's initial reactions to Tommy's return were highly emotional... Except Connor's, who screams because he thinks he's seeing a ghost and then dejectedly asks if he has to move back into Ninja's house.

-->'''Quackity:''' ''(reading the note)'' Hope this note finds you well, after all, you-\\
''(The next page of the note reads, "[[CallBack You had the]] [[TraumaButton fattest ass in my cabinet]]".)''\\
'''Quackity:''' ''[[HeadDesk (presses his head into his microphone)]]''

* Quackity's confrontation with Bad and Punz during his April 12th lore stream is very serious, with Quackity filling the Egg Chamber and the corridors around it with three stacks of TNT in an attempt to destroy the Egg and return Bad to normal, and Bad and Punz trying to stop him from detonating it. Or at least, it would have been more serious if it weren't for the fact that Bad's dog Lucy, also known as Rat or Bad's "ugly little beast" (according to Quackity during the stream) was barking in the background for a good chunk of the conversation.

'''Tubbo:''' [[VerbalBackspace That's my second favorite uckers boy!]]\\

'''Tubbo:''' ...[[RuleOfThree That's my]] ''[[RuleOfThree third]]'' [[RuleOfThree favorite uckers boy!]]

* When Tommy tries to meet up with Ranboo and Tubbo, he spots Tubbo repeatedly bumping into Ranboo, which Tommy interprets as them ''kissing.'' He reacts with absolute disgust, and even starts placing TNT in an attempt to [[BrainBleach try and rid himself of the mental image.]]
** It turns out Tubbo and Ranboo [[NotWhatItLooksLike weren't kissing at all]]. Tubbo had spotted the massive [[VideoGame/AmongUs crewmate pixelart]] outside, and was tormenting Ranboo by repeatedly yelling that Snowchester is sus.

'''Tommy:''' How could he have ''two'' stomachs, that's-\\

-->'''Tommy:''' ...Jack, I think you just dropped your anvil instead of the skulls, could you drop me the skulls now, please?

* After weeks of absence, George started a lore stream. He refused to say what he was going to do, but after meeting with Tommy and following him to Snowchester, Tommy told Tubbo (in chat, since [[{{Foreshadowing}} Tommy wasn't talking in Discord]]) that they were going to need [[NoodleImplements Dream's armor, and the nukes]]. George follows them into Snowchester's vault where he dons Dream's armor, puts on full screen, and dramatically tells the chat that today, he's going to [[WhamLine kill Dream]]... And then Tommy rips down the green screen behind him.
-->'''Tommy:''' Wait, Geo- Are you doing ''lore'' again, George?! What did I say about doing lore?!\\

* Ranboo's May 21st stream is a relatively normal resource-gathering stream, up until he accidentally finds a Stronghold. For the ''second time.'' The first being a partially exposed one in an ocean that became the [[CovertGroup Syndicate's]] base. [[RunningGag Main character energy]], indeed.

** Then his chat[[note]]who are canonized as the Enderman particles that float around him, and thus are able to [[FromBeyondTheFourthWall interact with him even when he's in-character]][[/note]] begins trying to get him to ''lick the End Portal frame,'' which turns into an argument that continues throughout the rest of the stream. All while still calling it a table.

---->'''Ranboo:''' Oh my gosh. Fine, ''fine.'' I'll lick the table next time. Jesus.

*** As the narrator talks about slimes mating and having children, the camera focuses on a villager house, with two slimes visible from the window. [[SexyDiscretionShot A blur effect is then applied to the window]], followed by stock screaming/moaning sound effects.[[note]]It's made funnier by it being (most likely) scientifically ''inaccurate'', since in Minecraft, slimes split into two smaller slimes when 'killed' by a player, i.e. they conduct ''asexual reproduction'' through some form of mitotic cell division, not ''sexual''.[[/note]]

--->'''Charlie:''' I'm just a completely goopless guy, just- just checkin' stuff out!\\
'''Quackity:''' NO, YOU'RE NOT! You're- you're a goddamn human being!\\
'''Charlie:''' I'm literally- ''I'm bones!'' I'm bones and stuff!\\

'''Charlie:''' I'm so much- I'm so many bones! I have like three hundred bones in me, like everyone else! [[CatchPhrase Dap me up!]]

** Earlier in the same livestream, Quackity denies Wilbur citizenship in Las Nevadas for being [[WildCard too unpredictable]]. Wilbur's response was to start 'making his own country' outside Las Nevadas, while gushing to Tommy like a [[ILoveYouBecauseICantControlYou lovestruck]] teenager. Needless to say, the scene has caused witnesses, both in- and out-of-universe, to [[AmbiguouslyBi doubt his heterosexuality]].
--->'''Wilbur:''' ''(in private)'' Tommy, [[RivalryAsCourtship he challenged me]]! Did you see him? Did you see the look on his eyes? God, it was cool! It was cool! ''(beat)'' I was about to say it was hot, but that would be wrong. Look, Tommy, it was-\\
'''Tommy:''' Have you-- listen, before we keep going, [[LampshadeHanging you don't have a crush on Big Q, do you?]] 'Cause I think he was like-\\

* While mostly serious, Technoblade's June 6th lore stream where he visits Dream in prison has a handful of funny moments. These includes:

--->'''Technoblade:''' So... How's it goin', ''roommate?''\\

* During Bad, Puffy, and Michael's trip to Las Nevadas (Skeppy was also there, but he left after Quackity killed him non-canonically for stealing building materials), Quackity brought them into the strip club... and ''undressed''. Horrified, Bad [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere made a run for the door]], trying to get past the sand blocks used to seal the doorway off, only for Quackity to ''replace'' them as they were broken.
** After dancing for them, Quackity invites Michael to the backroom, with pretty NSFW stuff implied. Things take a turn for the worse however when Quackity pulls out a sword and tells Michael to hand over his stuff, diamonds included. Michael then manages to escape because ''apparently'' Quackity [[DidntThinkThisThrough forgot to remove the pressure plates]] next to the iron doors. He tries the same on Bad, forgetting to remove the pressure plates [[EpicFail again]], and Bad makes a beeline for the exit. Quackity finally realizes his blunder and [[CuttingTheKnot removes]] the pressure plates. He then lures Puffy to the backroom and is successful, except for the fact that she ''has no diamonds'' and she gives ink sacs, shears (with some unfortunate implications), wooden slabs, ender pearls (which she calls ''balls'') and a single spruce plank. Quackity is visibly disappointed and tells her to go.

** When they first meet, Slimecicle attempts to dig a hole[[note]]which he thinks is [[NoSocialSkills how you greet other people]][[/note]] but falls right through the ground, as he'd been standing on a one-block-thick sheet of dirt covering up a river.

** After spending a good half an hour or so teaching him about how friendship actually works, Ranboo encourages Slimecicle to think for himself and make his own decisions. Slimecicle decides to meditate on this by digging himself a hole, covering the top, and whisper-monologuing about the nature of existence for awhile. All while Ranboo can still hear him. [[https://youtu.be/KWLr9cV7Nl8?t=2345s Words really can't do it justice]].
** Later on in the stream after Slimecicle has left, Ranboo decides to write notes about the members of Las Nevadas. All of them are funny, but the one he writes about Slimecicle[[note]]who Ranboo never got the name of, as he doesn't actually seem to ''have'' a canonical name yet (most people just default to calling him some variation of "Guy")[[/note]] is especially so.

** During a serious discussion between Quackity, Foolish, and Ranboo in the latter part of the stream, "[[MoodWhiplash Skeppy was]] [[InherentlyFunnyWords pricked]] [[MoodWhiplash to death]]" appears in the in-game chat. The fact that it's so completely out of nowhere combined with it meaning that Skeppy was somehow killed by a ''cactus'' leads the three of them to momentarily break character and [[{{Corpsing}} laugh about]] how silly it was.

** Later, Techno finally tells Dream what they have to do in order to escape... By breaking through the toilet ''Film/TheShawshankRedemption'' style. However, as Dream points out, with the mining fatigue and the obsidian, it will take ''days'' to break out. The fact that Techno, even knowing this, insists this is the best way (since Sam and Quackity won't even notice the attempt made) and even [[BadassBoast says they can take on an Elder Guardian]] if it ever comes down to it.

** Wilbur points out that Quackity's source of his wealth is Las Nevadas, a massive casino city, and that [[HarmfulToMinors a decent number of server members are minors]]. Phil, while agreeing, sounds like he's talking in ''SarcasmMode'', and Will lampshades that it doesn't sound like he actually cares.

** When Phil leaves the house, the pressure plate opens a trapdoor, which causes an enderman that was stuck under it to immediately begin rising up to the top of the house, causing the two of them to begin {{Corpsing}} at the ridiculous situation.
** Wilbur claims to actually want to sell burgers in his burger van, and [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial says he won't sell drugs out of it]] (though it ''is'' believable given that he's doing so to counteract [[HarmfulToMinors Quackity]]).
*** When he asks Phil to help him, Phil instead says to ask Ranboo for help. When Will asks what qualifications he has, Phil mentions that Ranboo's one of, if not ''the'', richest people on the server, which Will lampshades as that doesn't mean he'd be good at burger production.

'''[[AnimalLover Tommy]]:''' ''(wails)'' [[WhatTheHellHero WHAT THE FUCK?!]]

-->'''<[=FoolishG=]>:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall !c Foolish neg]] KILLED MICHAEL THAT FUCKER\\
'''<Michaelmcchill>:''' ??????\\
'''<Michaelmcchill>:''' oh the zombie

-->'''<Quackity>:''' are you live? there kinda an issue i need to talk to you about\\
'''<[=FoolishG=]>:''' Yeah I'm live!\\
'''<Quackity>:''' why arent you building a statue of your incredible massive muscles[[labelnote:Context]]At the time, Foolish was in the process of constructing a massive statue of [=DreamXD=][[/labelnote]]\\
'''<Quackity>:''' [[OhCrap oh shit]]\\
'''<Quackity>:''' [[VerbalBackspace delete the chat dont show that]]\\

'''<Quackity>:''' how are u my friend\\
'''<[=FoolishG=]>:''' I'm\\
'''<[=FoolishG=]>:''' not very brain cells left\\
'''<Quackity>:''' [[DiggingYourselfDeeper who needs brain cells when you have incredibly massive muscles]]

* Fast forward to Quackity's fourth "Las Nevadas" stream itself, though the entire livestream is mostly serious, we have ''this'' gem when Quackity's teaching Slime to stand up to bad authority figures--which Quackity demonstrates by [[TakeThat imitating Dream]].

'''Quackity:''' I'm gonna take your discs, and- and I'm going to use them emotionally against you, and I'm going to take...\\
'''Slime:''' [[BigWhy WHY???]]\\
'''Quackity:''' And kidnap everything that everyone wants in this server-\\
'''Slime:''' [[BigWhy WHY???]] It's so personal and evil!\\
'''Quackity:''' It ''is''- I'm- I'm [an] evil guy! What can I say?\\

'''Slime:''' O- \\
'''Quackity:''' I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I-

--->'''<Ranboo>:''' man really said [[RougeAnglesOfSatin cannon]]\\
'''<Sapnap>:''' [[VerbalBackspace CANON]]\\
'''<Sapnap>:''' RANBOO\\
'''<Sapnap>:''' FUCK YOU\\
'''<Ranboo>:''' HEY\\
'''<Sapnap>:''' DONKEY BALLS\\
'''<Sapnap>:''' DONKEY BALLS\\
'''<Sapnap>:''' DONKEY BALLS\\
'''<Sapnap>:''' DONKEY BALLS\\
'''<Ranboo>:''' [[ABirthdayNotABreak IVE HAD A ROUGH BIRTHDAY]] MAN\\
'''<Ranboo>:''' I DESERVE THIS

--->'''Dream:''' Wait, why do I- I have twenty-two bells in my ender chest. Okay, anyway-\\
'''Techno:''' Twenty-two bell- oh, yo, give me those.\\

--->'''Techno:''' Connor, why are you in- Why are you in jail?!\\
'''Connor:''' [[PhonyVeteran Stolen valor]], [[NoodleIncident actually, is what I'm here for.]]\\

'''Connor:''' Fake military ID at a Chick-Fil-A is not good ap-\\

* Sam takes [[PapaWolf Ranboo]] hostage by threatening Michael_Beloved and tells Dream to get back inside the prison [[HostageSituation or Ranboo would be killed]], to which [[{{Necromancer}} Dream]] responds with [[LackOfEmpathy "I don't care"]]. But naturally, being Sam, who treats the prison as SeriousBusiness, [[TearJerker/DreamSMP this doesn't end well]].

-->'''<Technoblade>:''' im so excited watching this that [[NowBuyTheMerchandise im gonna buy five hoodies and technoblade.com link]]-\\

'''Techno:''' [[VerbalBackspace Sorry- Sorry-]]

--->'''<Tubbo>:''' this is crzy\\
'''<Technoblade>:''' i know right good thing they dont see us\\
'''Technoblade:''' My keyboard's- My keyboard's kinda loud, they can just hear me on Discord...
** Subsequently, Dream goes up to Technoblade very seriously and asks him for his axe, who points out that he is holding an axe right there. Dream than gives Techno the axe only for it to turn out to be the Axe of Peace, and Dream pulls out another one right away. He then pulls out a ''[[RuleOfThree third]]'' axe.

** Another moment happens during the ensuing chase. Tommy is running away screaming while Dream is gleefully shouting about how he's gonna kill him... And then Tommy ''actually dies''. They break character and he's teleported back, only for Dream to ''immediately'' re-enter character and start screaming and hitting Tommy again... resulting in Tommy getting startled and {{corpsing}}, meaning they have to pause the scene ''again''.

** The final security measure on the way to the maximum security cell of Pandora's Vault is a lakes worth of lava, which takes quite a bit of time to retract. This means Sam and Tommy have to stand around waiting for the lava to drain for about twenty minutes. Tommy keeps trying to initiate small talk while they wait, and Sam is having ''none'' of it.

--->'''<awesamdude>:''' o3uayglfishea
--->'''<awesamdude>:''' DO THAT AGAIN
--->(''Ranboo breaks another grass block and places it.'')
--->(''{{Beat}} as Ranboo picks up another grass block and they stare at each other.'')
--->'''<awesamdude>:''' That is not possible.
--->(''Ranboo rapidly crouches up and down without saying anything before flying away with his trident.'')

* While Jack, Ranboo and Tubbo are showing the new guy, Charlie, around Snowchester, Tubbo starts complaining that he's hungry. He proceeds to eat ''six breakfast bars'', along with a bag of chips, before [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome rushing out of the room to throw up]].

* In the week leading up to Quackity's fourth "Las Nevadas" stream, he makes a brief appearance on one of Foolish's livestreams... where after so many months, his [[AnythingThatMoves flirtatious instincts]] start [[DistractedByTheSexy acting up]] again.

*** Ranboo tries to come up with an example of a mentor who ''didn't'' die. He cites "the rat from WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles", and later brings up [[WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda Master Oogway and Shifu]], the latter of whom he can't remember whether he died. Phil, meanwhile, tries to bring up [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Kakashi]], but it's quickly pointed out that he was "only [[FalseReassurance gravely injured]]". And later, Techno gives this amazing line in response to his voices:

** After dancing for them, Quackity invites Michael to the backroom, with pretty NSFW stuff implied. Things take a turn for the worse however when Quackity pulls out a sword and tells Michael to hand over his stuff, diamonds included. Michael then manages to escape because ''apparently'' Quackity [[DidntThinkThisThrough forgot to remove the pressure plates]] next to the iron doors. He tries the same on Bad, forgetting to remove the pressure plates [[EpicFail again]], and Bad makes a beeline for the exit. Quackity finally realizes his blunder and [[CuttingTheKnot removes]] the pressure plates. He then lures Puffy to the backroom and is successful, except for the fact that she ''has no diamonds'' and she gives ink sacs, shears (with some UnfortunateImplications), wooden slabs, ender pearls (which she calls ''balls'') and a single spruce plank. Quackity is visibly disappointed and tells her to go.

** Every time anyone on the stream sings or parodies Dream's song ''Roadtrip''.

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** The fact that while ''everything'' is going down with the Red Banquet, [[NotImportantToThisEpisodeCamp Tommy and Tubbo]] were [[RealLifeWritesThePlot roasting marshmallows]] without a care in the world. Better yet, ''[[AscendedFanon Ranboo canonizes this]]''.[[note]]Though to be fair to them, the Eggpire arc in itself is ADayInTheLimelight / a LowerDeckEpisode for characters who are otherwise uninvolved in the main storyline with Dream.[[/note]]

** And when Quackity actually meets Schlatt again, he ends up being called a "flatty patty" ''[[ContinuityNod again]]'', who reacts [[BerserkButton just as well as you might expect]]... though it gets [[FunnyAneurysmMoment considerably less funny]] from a Watsonian perspective because of the sheer amount of trauma associated with the phrase.

*** Even better is if you noticed Puffy [[FunnyBackgroundEvent going through an enderchest]] while Quackity was trying to get the others into the backroom, meaning she [[SmarterThanTheyLook realised what Quackity was doing]], and switched her inventory just to [[ThePrankster mess with him]] as much as she could.
---> Puffy: [[SincerityMode Thank you]], [[DeadpanSnarker that was a lot of fun]].

** After dancing for them, Quackity invites Michael to the backroom, with pretty NSFW stuff implied. Things take a turn for the worse however when Quackity pulls out a sword and tells Michael to hand over his stuff, diamonds included. Michael then manages to escape because ''apparently'' Quackity forgot to remove the pressure plates next to the iron doors. He tries the same on Bad, forgetting to remove the pressure plates ''again'' and Bad makes a beeline for the exit. Quackity finally realizes his blunder and removes the pressure plates. He then lures Puffy to the backroom and is successful, except for the fact that she ''has no diamonds'' and she gives ink sacs, shears (with some UnfortunateImplications), wooden slabs, ender pearls (which she calls ''balls'') and a single spruce plank. Quackity is visibly disappointed and tells her to go.

--->'''Tommy''' How do I know there's not radiation? How do I know I'm not going to contract bad things?\\
'''Tubbo''' I mean, you probably will.\\
'''Tommy''' Oh. ''({{Beat}})'' You probably should have told me that before I took off all my clothes.\\
'''Tubbo''' I literally did.

* When Bad tries to infect Tommy with the Egg, he asks if Tommy can hear the egg. Tommy says yes- only to immediately toy with Bad and Ant by making up what the "egg" is telling him.

* [=BadBoyHalo=] tries to convince Technoblade to go on a "roadtrip" to see the egg. Before leaving, Techno makes sure to bring his "emotional support bear Steve" (his pet polar bear) much to Bad's annoyance.

** The fact that while ''everything'' is going down with the Red Banquet, [[AbsenteeActor Tommy and Tubbo]] were [[RealLifeWritesThePlot roasting marshmallows]] without a care in the world. Better yet, ''[[AscendedFanon Ranboo canonizes this]]''.[[note]]Though to be fair to them, the Eggpire arc in itself is ADayInTheLimelight / a LowerDeckEpisode for characters who are otherwise uninvolved in the main storyline with Dream.[[/note]]

'''Connor:''' [[NoodleIncident Stolen valor, actually, is what I'm here for.]]\\

* The day Tina joined the server, Sapnap, Karl and Callahan took her to visit the Community House, "where it all began". There, Sapnap and Karl... ahem, re-enacted [[InnocentInnuendo the Crafting Table meme]]. Complete with Tina ''awkwardly looking away''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWxbYCCxtQQ&t=160s Just watch.]]

-->'''<Techno>:''' im so excited watching this that [[NowBuyTheMerchandise im gonna buy five hoodies and technoblade.com link]]-\\

* While the confrontation between Dream and Tommy in Logstedshire was [[NightmareFuel/DreamSMP all kinds of horrifying]], after Dream says "You FUCKED me, Tommy", you can see Tommy on his webcam struggling not to start smiling.

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* Techno's attempt to break Ranboo and Dream out of prison was relatively serious in subject matter, except for the part where he broke through a wall he thought was to Ranboo's cell only to discover ''[[UnexpectedCharacter Connor]]'' standing there, apparently having been imprisoned for months to the surprise of absolutely everyone.
-->'''Techno:''' Connor, why are you in- Why are you in jail?!\\
'''Connor:''' [[NoodleIncident Stolen valor, actually, is what I'm here for.]]\\
'''Techno:''' STOLEN VALOR??\\
'''Connor:''' Fake military ID at a Chick-Fil-A is not good ap-\\
'''Techno:''' You know what, I don't have time for this, you're coming with us. Welcome to the Jail Break, Connor.
** Connor proceeded to follow the jail break team back to Arctic Commune, which eventually culminates into Connor ''joining the Syndicate'', purely because he's there now and he has nothing better to do.

** Dream opens up his ender chest after Techno supplies him with armour and weapons, and asks why there were 22 bells in his ender chest. Techno is ''ecstatic'' by this and immediately asks Dream to give him the bells, to which Dream ''complies''.

'''Dream:''' You know what, fine, you can have them. ''(passes Techno the bells)\\

'''<Ranboo>''' HEY\\

'''<Ranboo>:''' IVE HAD A ROUGH BIRTHDAY MAN\\

* Sam takes [[PapaWolf Ranboo]] hostage by threatening Michael_Beloved and tells Dream to get back inside the prison [[HostageSituation or Ranboo would be killed]], to which [[LackOfEmpathy Dream]] responds with "I don't care". But naturally, being Sam, who treats the prison as SeriousBusiness, [[TearJerker/DreamSMP this doesn't end well]].

'''Sapnap:''' ([[Corpsing Slightly Corpsing]]) TECHNO! FUCK OFF! \\