History Funny / DrawnTogether

* The ending to "The Lemon AIDS Walk" when Captain Hero has "won" the AIDS walk by brutally murdering or injuring every other walker before they finished a single lap, all in memory of his dead friend {{Popeye}}, he sees a vision of him in the sky.

(The commentary starts)

** After getting Spanky to at least use "penis" to fill only one space when making revisions to the note, Wooldoor comes to the conclusion that the Mad Libber is orchestrating his scheme from the Penis Tower. Sure enough, he finds the villain at a very phallic building.

--->'''Captain Hero''': Soon, I'll have more arms than the wackiest god in all of India!

* Captain Hero wants advice on the firearms debate, so he goes to the Federation of Justice...which is actually just a group of homeless people who he's given hero names to, like "Festering Lesion Man" and "Screeching, Cackling, Covered in his own Feces Man".

* In "Hot Tub", Foxxy Love being so shocked by her being possibly voted out that she remains ''stuck'' in her "OhNoYouDidnt" position for quite a while.

* "I am ''so mad'', I've been [[OverlyLongGag stuck like this for 3 hours.]]"

* The entire ''Film/HomeAlone'' reference during Clara's side of the plot in "Lost In Parking Space" part 1.

** ''(cheerfully)'' "You're telling the truth, aren't you? Because if you aren't, I will cut you! '''''I'LL CUT YOU TO THE FUCKING BONE!'''''"

** "Don't any of you schwoogies have jobs?" "The HELL YOU SAY-?!"

** "Don't any of you spookies have jobs?" "The HELL YOU SAY-?!"

-->'''Foxxy Love:''' And here's no way to fight back! It clearly has no vulnerable areas on its whole body!

** Hero forming his own frat and tries to become rivals with the "frat" nextdoor with various WackyFratboyHijinx, in a montage set to the tune of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper. Unfortunatly, due to said neighbors not being an actual frat, and the usual over-the-top violence, it becomes less like hijinx and more like a harassment campaign, including TP'ing their house, a panty raid that more resembles a violent breakin, smashing their "parade float", which just consists of smashing their car with baseball bats with them still inside, and [[CrossesTheLineTwice burning a cross on their lawn while wearing Klan outfits]]

** Wooldoor's welcome party, which is a scene for scene parody of BoogieNights, which is lampshaded by Toot.

** Hero forming his own frat and tries to become rivals with the "frat" nextdoor with various WackyFratboyHijinx. Unfortunatly, due to said neighbors not being an actual frat, and the usual over-the-top violence, it becomes less like hijinx and more like a harassment campaign, including TP'ing their house, a panty raid that more resembles a violent breakin, smashing their "parade float", which just consists of smashing their car with baseball bats with them still inside, and [[CrossesTheLineTwice burning a cross on their lawn while wearing Klan outfits]]

** "Don't any of you spookies have jobs?" "The HELL YOU SAY-?!"

** "Don't any of you Schvoogies have jobs?"

** Meanwhile, Captain Hero is struck by lightning when a nipple ring he constructed out of the speaker from a See-And-Say he smashed conducts lightning during a thunderstorm. The lightning charged speaker allows him to talk to his past teenage self in Smalltown, 1986, a pathetic, squeaky TotallyRadical loser. However, rather than giving his past self genuine advice, Hero uses the speaker to trick his teenaged self into a variety of humiliating acts, such as having sex with a hero sandwich, earning him the nickname "Captain Hero", and burning down the barn during a school barn dance...while having sex with a hero sandwich. [[StableTimeLoop In the end Hero reveals he's only doing this because someone did it to HIM as a teenager, not realizing that he's part of a time loop]].

--> '''Queen Of Mexico''': I grow so very bored of this refinment and exquisite luxury... *a rat walks by above her, vomits up a cockroach on her cleavage, which in turn vomits up a smaller rat that runs off*
* The lampshading of how Foxxy has become incapable of remembering anyone's name in ''Breakfast Food Killer'' as Toot discusses the conspiracy regarding the cereal industry and Wooldoor's contract.

** Wooldoor's welcome party, which is a scene for scene parody of BoogieNights, which is lampshaded by Toots.
--> '''Toots''': This was supposed to be all mine! The cereal, the crappy friends, the word-for-word Boogie Nights parody, if you can call lazy plagiarism a parody!
** The GoodTimes RunningGag. When a one-off character dies in the episode, the theme to GoodTimes play, and even shows a parody of the intro.
* In the episode "Nipple Ring Ring Goes To Foster Care", Ling-Ling is taken away by child services when its revealed he's only 3 years old, though considered an adult by his species standards. Foxy laments the loss of Ling-Ling, as now the housemates fingernails are long and unmanicured, the zen garden is a mess, and [[CrossesTheLineTwice their Tibetans have way too much freedom without a Chinese person around to oppress them]].
--> '''Foxy''': Living without an asian is like living WITH a Jewish woman. Horrible and I have no idea how or why anyone would tolerate it.

* ''Breakfast Food Killer'' is one long Moment Of Funny. Of special note is:

* In the episode ''Nipple Ring Ring Goes To Foster Care'', Ling-Ling is taken away by child services when its revealed he's only 3 years old, though considered an adult by his species standards. Foxy laments the loss of Ling-Ling, as now the housemates fingernails are long and unmanicured, the zen garden is a mess, and [[CrossesTheLineTwice their Tibetans have way too much freedom without a chinese person around to opress them]]

** Meanwhile, Captain Hero is struck by lightning when a nipple ring he constructed out of the speaker from a See-And-Say he smashed conducts lightning during a thunderstorm. The lightning charged speaker allows him to talk to his past teenage self in Smalltown, 1986, a pathetic, squeaky TotallyRadical loser. However, rather than giving his past self genuine advice, Hero uses the speaker to trick his teenaged self into a variety of humiliating acts, such as having sex with a hero sandwich, earning him the nickname "Captain Hero", and burning down the barn during a school barn dance...while having sex with a hero sandwich. [[StableTimeLoop In the end Hero reveals he's only doing this because someone did it to HIM as a teenager, not realizing that he's part of a time loop]]

* The episode where Toot and Ling-Ling get stranded in Mexico and have to earn 500 Billion Pesos (20 US dollars) to pay for a fine for accidentally killing the "most beautiful woman in Mexico, [[spoiler: next to Edward James Olmos...]]". (She really was quite attractive aside from the moustache.) The solution? Put a fake beak on Ling-Ling, and enter him in cockfighting tournaments. Oh, and towards the end, we get this exchange.

** The GoodTimes RunningGag. When a one-off character dies in the episode, the theme to GoodTimes play, and even shows a parody of the intro.

--> '''Toots''': This was supposed to be all mine! The cereal, the crappy friends, the word-for-word Boogie Nights parody, if you can call lazy plagiarism a parody!

** To specify, the "Hero Shield" involves Captain Hero grabbing a random bystander and using them to shield himself from bullets.

* "ACTIVATE HERO SHIELD!" Enough said.