History Funny / Dragonfable

All of the moglins then pile onto Noxus and topple him over.\\

--> '''Citizen in need''': Thank you! Thank you so much! I've thought I was a goner. You were absolutely amazing!

'''Ob-Noxus''': STOP!\\

'''Ob-Noxus:''' [[OhCrap NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]\\
Then, Noxus' minion, Liam-Liam says:\\

** All of the moglins then pile onto Noxus and overwhelm him.

--> '''The Hero''':[[{{Beat}} ...]] [[DeadpanSnarker Anytime... That's... that's what for heroes are for...]]

''The Hero:''' You're no fun at all.

** The Hero's revenge in the next quest. He/She makes Tomix carry the loot, a sack of Trithril so big, it's actually bigger than Tomix himself. Their [[CheshireCatGrin grin]] just sells it.

* [[HumanityEnsures When Aegis the Ice-Elemental gets his old body back]] in 'Just Chillin' ', he, the Hero and Yashta eat ice cream and search for mushrooms. It sounds kind of normal, but Aegis thinks that ice cream is cold because it is mined up north. And the mushrooms turn out to be very angry [[MonstrousHumanoid anthro mushrooms]] that have several thousands of HP each. The Hero fights them off and Aegis concludes that they were poisonous.

* [[HumanityEnsures When Aegis the Ice-Elemental gets a body temporarily]] in 'Just Chillin' ', he, the Hero and Yashta eat ice cream and search for mushrooms. It sounds kind of normal, but Aegis thinks that ice cream is cold because it is mined up north. And the mushrooms turn out to be very angry [[MonstrousHumanoid anthro mushrooms]] that have several thousands of HP each. The Hero fights them off and Aegis concludes that they were poisonous.

* When Aegis gets a body in 'Just Chillin' ', he, the Hero and Yashta eat ice cream and search for mushrooms. It sounds kind of normal, but Aegis thinks that ice cream is cold because it is mined up north. And the mushrooms turn out to be very angry [[MonstrousHumanoid anthro mushrooms]] that have several thousands of HP each. The Hero fights them off and Aegis concludes that they were poisonous.

* ''Bloodwork'': Okay, so, the previous main entry in the Book 3 ''Blood and Roses'' storyline saw [[spoiler:a werewolf-bitten]] Raven and The Hero returning to Amityvale empty-handed and completely unaware that the last place they checked for signs of Thursday is where she's been the whole time. They have no real leads on where she is, and finding her and making sure she's okay is important [[spoiler:partly because her blood is the key to a cure for lycanthropy]]. So, what happens next? Why, a FantasticVoyagePlot involving [[ItRunsOnNonsensoleum penguin shrink-ray technology]], [[MoodWhiplash of course]]!

* The player's character in the Water Orb saga, while being {{Brainwashed and Crazy}} says this to a young Aquella:

* Lets just say that your attempts to hatch your dragon's egg doesn't really go anywhere..........[[CallBack Except for giving more or less the exact same method of "Hatching" things]] When you're stuck in a block of ice.
** In Book 3, Dragon Hatches YOU.

* In "Titans of Battleon!", Artix, Cysero, and Zhoom arrive inside a [[Series/DoctorWho time traveling phone-booth]] that's smaller on the inside. When they request the Hero joins them, the Hero asks if they all have to squeeze inside the phone booth. Artix and Zhoom answer "yes", but Cysero says "no", to the shock of the others. When asked why they crammed inside the phone booth, Cysero's answer was he wanted to see if they could fit.

* Artix during the Gate Keeper quest cutscene (the one where you're trying to get into the Necromantic University with Zorbak's student ID): "Must... resist... urge... to... vanquish... evil!"

* At Oaklore, Sir Prize's quest has the Hero playing a prank on Sir Kuss, involving him/her pushing Sir Kuss's outhouse off a hill while he's still inside. ''It'' ends up going everywhere.

-->'''Chilly''': Did...did Artix just [[spoiler: [[NiceJobBreakingItHero exorcise the ghosts of Frostval Past, Present, and Future?]]]]

** Even better: The plan to get in ''almost works''. The Gatekeeper just blindly accepts the idea that you're Zorbak and Artix is your minion because of, you know... [[AWizardDidIt magic]]. That's the only explanation you give, and, if his unfazed reaction to it is anything to go by, no elaboration is neccessary.

* "[[ToiletHumour The Worst Prank Ever]]", [[WhatTheHellPlayer if you're a soulless jerk]].

* Tomix luring the player to a catapult and launching them both towards Atrea [[spoiler:under the siege of Rose in Chapter 3.]]

-->'''San Robin''': Look, I'll tell you just like I told Roblos. I like cheese. [[CriticalResearchFailure Of all fruit it is by far the most nutritious]].

* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Four words]]: [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} San Robin and Roblos]].

-->'''Your character''': [[FridgeLogic How could you NOT have noticed? Didn't you see my pet dragon fighting beside us?]]

-->'''Your character''': OK, I give. ''Why'' does your costume have cheese on it?

-->'''Your character''': You're dressed like Cheese Man or something. Why would you do that?

* [[ItMakeSenseInContext "Ready the table!"]]

-->'''Your Character''': But you saaaaiiiidddd...

* 'Impersonator' quest is about a man, who mixed all classes without knowing how to use any of them and glued wings on tog´s back claiming to be the Hero with his dragon. Seeing him announce himself is funny in itself, but it can get outrightly ridiculous if the player character is female.