History Funny / DragonBall

--->'''Goku:''' These girls must be so poor. They have no clothes to wear.\\
'''Bulma:''' THEY ARE NOT POOR.

[[folder: Piccolo Jr./Third World Tournament Saga]]

[[folder: Piccolo Jr. Saga]]

* Piccolo takes the throne as King of the World and [[DoNotAdjustYourSet makes a world-wide broadcast]] about how from now on [[VillainWorld all government and law enforcement are abolished and his army will kill anyone who tries to fight against crime.]] All [[HeroicComedicSociopath Launch]] has to say is "That doesn't sound so bad."

* When all of the Dragon Ball gang are heading the city in King Piccolo is located to aid Goku and Tien in fighting him, Bad Launch for the first time shows eagerness and willingnes in fighting with the Dragon Ball gang against a major enemy, mostly due to the fact she wants to protect Tien as she loves him. Launch then suddenly sneezes, reverting her to her "Good" form, much to Dragon Ball's gang horror and disappointment and then asks: "Are we going on a picnic?"

** Master Thief Husky was hired by the Red Ribbon to steal Goku's two Dragon Balls. Posing as a fortune teller, she mentions he has two balls inside his clothes, and asks to see them. [[ShmuckBait Come on, guess what balls Goku shows her...]]

** Some of the reactions at [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Goku being naked]].

--->'''Jackie Chun''': Please step back, everyone, I'm a doctor! Okay... let me just... check for a heartbeat... (gropes her ass)
-->'''Announcer:''' ''(Annoyed)'' Excuse me, sir? I think you should wait inside.

* Before Nam's fight with Ranfan, Goku finds a giant plate of meat that Giran is eating from and decides to help himself. Giran starts eating more quickly, and he and Goku basically race to see who can eat the meat more quickly before Goku swipes it to offer some to a hungry Namu.

[[folder: Second Tournament Saga/King Piccolo Saga]]

* Panput's manager had tried to keep Goku from fighting his protegem but Bad Launch interfered...because she had promised Goku an ice cream and didn't want to waste it when she saw him going away on a car. Oh, and in the hurry to get to Goku, she ''stole'' the ice cream.
* Panput's attempt to impress Goku breaks down a wall. Cue complaining from the announcer... And Jackie being happy that now it's easier to watch the fights.
** All of Panput's misplaced arrogance. Especially because he ''knows'' that Goku is the last Tenkaichi runner-up, and still thinks he can win.
* During the fight between Jackie Chun and Tein, Launch sneezes and becomes Bad Launch. She starts yelling and firing her gun into the air. Cue both Jackie and Tien's WTF? faces.

* While fighting Nam, Goku improvises a new technique that works by [[SpectacularSpinning spinning so fast that Nam couldn't see the punches coming]]. Nam is forced on the edge on the ring, Goku comes close... [[RealityEnsues Then stops and falls down due the dizziness from spinning so fast]]. And Nam's nearly loses due ''the FaceFault nearly making him fall out of the ring''.

-->'''Oolong:''' '''''Waitaminnit!!''''' Y'mean I've been risking my '''''neck''''' to help a chick find a '''boyfriend?!'''''\\

*** After realizing they were serious, [[TooKinkyToTorture Bulma explains what she expected him to do]], [[EvenEvilHasStandards promptly horrifying Pilaf and his assistants for even thinking about such things]].

* Goku 'hiding' from Red Ribbon Army soldiers in the bathroom. He gave himself away by flushing the toilet and the soldiers filled the bathroom with machine gun bullets. Goku is stunned, but walks out and asked if one of the soldiers was Suno's dad.

** he steals Goku's knapsack, and Goku, unable to reach him due the ninja's snowmobile, fires a Kamehameha. He misses, but causes an avalance that buries Murasaki, allowing Goku to recover ''his lunch'' (he had left the Dragon Balls at Suno's house);

--->'''Goku''': What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny?
--->'''Bulma:''' (''outraged'') IT'S ''NOT'' DIRTY, YOU RUDE LITTLE BOY!

--->'''Goku''': [[CaptainObvious Gosh, I think he was lying.]]
--->'''Pterodactyl''': You're a regular Einstein. See ya!

--->'''Goku''': Oh, no! That guy is trapped, and he's trying to break the glass by playing that horrible music!

---> '''Oolong''': What are you, brain dead!?

--->'''Oolong''': Geez, I thought that was an earthquake!

--->'''Goku''': Hey, you better change her back or I'm going to whack you again.\\

--->'''Mai:''' Perhaps between that man's legs...\\

--->'''Bulma:''' What do we do...?!! I didn't bring any sunblock! Oh, my '''complexion!!'''\\

---> "You slept through your '''house''' being destroyed? What are you '''made''' of?"

--->'''Oolong:''' "So what's the deal? Is Goku some kind of alien?"

-->'''Roshi:''' I've been RANSACKED! Where’d you put all my food!?

** Goku stumbles on a tigerman that's about to eat a little girl, so he intervenes... To ask if he can eat the rice balls the girl had dropped trying to struggle. He was ''really'' hungry.
*** After being saved anyway (after Goku ate, of course), the girl, who was searching for a strong fighter to save her village, recruits him... By bribing him with the promise of more food.

** The crew of a ship sees something large coming to there at high speed. They pull hard at starboard, and, also thanks to the unknown object changing course, avoid a collision... Then they see what it was: ''Goku who needs directions for Papaya Island''. The crew was too shocked to do anything but point...

* As Roshi is apparently lost, the Crane Hermit decides to help Bulma and the others finding him by having the tournament staff make an announcement for a disappeared 300 years old pervert with a head that is bald and shiny. Jackie Chun's reaction when Goku, Krillin and Yamcha recognize him from the announcement is priceless.

* Before the start of the second day of fights a number of fans is seen admiring the fighters as they come in, with some fangirls squeeing when Panput shows up... Then [[MoodWhiplash Goku runs by holding his crotch due the need of pee NOW and asks one of the monks where's the nearest toilet]].

* Krillin beating Chiaotzu by forcing him to do some hard math problems. Namely, what's 4 plus 7 and ''9 minus 1'' (Chiaotzu needs both his hands open to use his psychic powers), and then punching him while's he's trying to solve them. Made better by Chiaotzu, after failing to do the first one and getting punched, demanded to know what's 16 plus 27, only for Krilin to answer instantly and make his second question.

* Panput's manager had tried to keep Goku from fighting his protege bud Bad Lunch interfered... Because she had promised Goku an ice cream and didn't want to waste it when she saw him going away on a car. Oh, and in the hurry to get to Goku she ''stole'' the ice cream.
* Panput's attempt to impress Goku breaks down a wall. Cue complain from the announcer... And Jackie being happy than now it's easier to watch the fights.

* During the fight between Jackie Chun and Tenshinhan the Crane Hermit realizes it's actually Muten Roshi. How does he confirm it? A telepathic message saying there's a beautiful girl cheering on him right behind him-and seeing him react when ''Jackie turns and has a bemused look when the girl turns out not so beautiful''.
** Shortly after Tenshinhan was told of his opponent's real identity we have this exchange:
--->'''Tenshinhan:''' In return, I'll show you something really interesting.\\

'''Tenshinhan:''' "WHY WOULD I SHOW YOU THAT?!"

** He first gets Roshi's attention by ‘’screaming in his ear''. And when Roshi goes into the kitchen, he’s startled to find that Goku even ate his last [[ExtremeOmnivore stick of butter.]]

—->'''Roshi:''' I've been RANSACKED! Where’d you put all my food!?

--->'''Roshi:''' ... Who's the goof? Better help him, kid.

** After finding a random stone and attempting to imitate Roshi's handwriting, Krillin brings the stone to Roshi who after examining it...just chucks it right at Krillen's head!

* When Krillin explains to Goku about the Tenkaichi, we see a number of strange fighters including a BruceLeeClone, a gorilla with boxing gloves, and a humanoid PteroSoarer. The latter of which actually enters the Tournament (it's Giran hidden in the shadows).

** After the matches have been decided, the announcer reminds everyone the rules, and is forced to explain Goku that the 'vital areas' that is forbidden to strike is, in his own words, the balls.

-->'''Chief priest:''' [[FurryReminder Woff]]!\\

** The announcer and several monks wearing gas masks throughout the entire fight and people cheering Krillin on so they could get that guy off the stage. And when Bacterian's defeated, the monks waste no time cleaning everything an spraying perfumes.

* Yamcha's attempts at exposing Jackie Chun as Muten Roshi.
* Before Namu's fight with Ranfan, Goku finds a giant plate of meat that Giran is eating from and decides to help himself. Giran starts eating more quickly, and he and Goku basically race to see who can eat the meat more quickly before Goku swipes it to offer some to a hungry Namu.
* Namu's fight with Ranfan. Buddhist monk versus fan-service.

--->'''Goku''': (happily) I was taking a nap.\\

* Right before Krillin match against Jackie Chun, the announcer interviews both Turtle School kids. Afterwards, Chun wants an interview too, but the announcer refuses. So Chun takes his microphone and sings, with Goku dancing along. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deHETMzXesI Watch here.]]
** Also, the interview itself due Goku's naivety. When asked if his tail is real, he ''pulls down his pants and moons the audience'' to show, yes, he does have a monkey-tail growing out of his butt!

* While fighting Nam, Goku improvises a new technique that works by [[SpectacularSpinning spinning so fast that Nam couldn't see the punches coming]]. Nam is forced on the edge on the ring, Goku comes close... [[RealityEnsues Then stops and falls down due the dizzyness from spinning so fast]]. And Nam's nearly loses due ''the FaceFault nearly making him fall out of the ring''.
** Namu's face when Goku recovers from his strongest attack, and his reactions in general.

** Every time Jackie slips hints that he's actually Muten Roshi, and his justifications for what he just blurted out.

** [[ItMakesSenseInContext The]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin hypnotic lullaby]], the announcer taking exception to it, and Bulma awakening Goku by telling him it was dinner time.

* After the tournament Roshi offered to treat everyone to dinner. Unfortunately for Roshi, Goku is hungrier than usual after his four hour fight and eats the entire restaurant out of food and he ''still'' wasn't full. By the end, Roshi spends almost his entire prize money feeding Goku.

* Namu trying his [[GroundPound Tenku Pekeji Ken]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough on a flying opponent]].
** In the same episode, Namu's face when dealing with Goku's antics. Especially his LuminescentBlush when Goku [[CrotchGrabSexCheck verifies he's the first man who can ride the Kinto Un]].
* Pilaf PTSD every time he sees Goku.

* Chi-Chi and Goku's second reunion. Chi-Chi is happy to see Goku and Goku doesn't really care. Best part, when talking about getting married Goku asked what she's talking about only for Chi-Chi to say that he knows, but teasing and accidentally sends him flying into a tree when she slaps him.
* While Goku is going north searching for a Dragon Ball he starts complaining it's too cold, and the robot piloting the plane he's on declares his superiority to Humans as robot don't feel cold... Until he's too frozen to continue working.

** Later at Goku's house Bulma tries to convince Goku to part with his 4-star ball by allowing him to feel on her. Keep in mind, Goku is ''12''.

'''Goku:''' You mean some poor dragon- \\

** After Goku annoys Bulma one time too many, [[{{Irony}} she angrily states that he couldn't possibly be from Earth...]]

* Goku getting hit on the head with a hatchet causing a giant bump to form. Then, Bulma plan to lure Oolong out by dressing Goku as a girl. Yes, she got Goku into a dress and he's not happy.

* Goku poking Yamcha in the eyes and then slapping him across the screen. Made funnier in the manga since Yamcha literally [[FrameBreak broke the forth wall]].

* When Chi-Chi first meets Master Roshi, she can't believe such a pervy geezer could possibly be ''the'' Master Roshi, so she decides to test him by throwing her helmet blade at him. He fails, but convinces her by showing his drivers license. For the rest of the mini-arc, Roshi wears a giant band-aid on his head.

* Bulma being turned into a carrot and Goku monologs about not liking carrots.
* Even more hilarious once Goku is revealed as a Saiyan as Goku's real name Kakarrot is a pun on Carrot.
* This exchange between Goku and Boss Rabbit after Goku hit him with his Power Pole:

*** This gets funnier after ''Anime/DragonBallSuper'' reveals that Saiyan are attracted to strong women: to Goku, a powerlifter and a girl that swims all the time ''are'' beautiful.

* The first time Launch transformed into her bad side in front of the group she pumped Goku, Krillin, and Master Roshi full of lead.

----> '''Yamcha''': Not-Dragon-Balls -- Definitely-Not-Dragon-Balls...

--->'''Goku''': Why would I want to see your dirty fanny?

'''Bulma:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar No! Not that kind!]]

--->'''Mai:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Perhaps between that man's legs...]]\\

** When Bulma has a run-in with a couple {{mooks}}, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar they propose her to do something fun]]. [[OhCrap Realizing what they mean]], Bulma tries to gain time for Goku to return by listing a few things that could be fun, such as hide-and-seek, video games, and then, when she has nothing else to list: "Something really perverted [[BreakingTheFourthWall that you can't do in a gag anime meant for good boys and girls... ?!]]"

'''Master Roshi''': And I can see why. You're obviously lacking in [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar the ball department]].