History Funny / DragonBall

--->'''Goku''': I don't want to feel your dirty butt.

[[caption-width-right:350:[[JustForPun FINAL FLASH!!]]]]

* ''Funny/DragonBallKai''

[[folder: Pilaf [=/=] Goku Saga]]

** [[BrickJoke Years later, Chichi would apologize for her being unable to marry him as she's engaged with Goku]]-and she does it in front of [[ClingyJealousGirl Yamcha's jealous girlfriend Bulma]].

[[folder: Second TournamentArc [=/=] King Piccolo Saga]]

[[folder: Piccolo Jr Saga]]

* How can we forget when Goku learns the identity of the CuteBruiser he was fighting in the last Tenkaichi Budokai -- Chichi, who has [[SheIsAllGrownUp definitely grown]] into an attractive woman. And nearly everyone else goes WTF with him too, with the exception of Oolong (who figured who it was early). Then, after remembering her and his promise, and originally thinking a "bride" was [[IsItSomethingYouEat something you ate]], [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments he asks her to]] [[SureLetsGoWithThat marry him anyway]]. He spends the next several minutes of the episode [[ChasteHero having no clue why she's being so affectionate]].

* In the anime {{Filler}} episodes after the tournament, Goku and Chichi need to make a new Bansho Fan to put off the fire on the Ox King's new home, and for it they track down the egg of the Fire-Eating Bird. Who pops up to try and steal the egg? [[GoldfishPoopGang The Pilaf Gang]], of course. And before they recognize Goku (and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run away screaming in terror]]), they try and take [[ActionGirl Chichi]] hostage. Emphasis on ''[[MuggingTheMonster try]]''.

[[folder: Movies [=/=] Specials]]

* The MassOhCrap when Goku gives Piccolo a senzu bean.

* Goku getting into Piccolo's face with a huge grin on his face, before jumping away and letting Piccolo's own energy ball hit him.

--->'''Announcer''': Doctor, what do you intend to find out there?

** In episode 149 of the anime. While everyone else is preparing the decorations for the wedding, ChiChi is trying to teach Goku ballroom styled dancing. Naturally, he's very clumsy at it.

[[caption-width-right:350:Oh, if only [[GoingCommando she knew...]]]]

* While fighting Nam, Goku improvises a new technique that works by [[EverythingsBetterWithSpinning spinning so fast that Nam couldn't see the punches coming]]. Nam is forced on the edge on the ring, Goku comes close... [[RealityEnsues Then stops and falls down due the dizzyness from spinning so fast]]. And Nam's nearly loses due ''the FaceFault nearly making him fall out of the ring''.

-->'''Roshi:''' My, my, my-- Look at you! You've really grown up, haven't you!?]]

** Goku and Bulma's first meeting. Bulma hits Goku with a car, sending him flying several feet into a tree. Goku gets up unharmed and bench lifts her car and throws it. Bulma gets out of the car and Goku thinks she's a monster and Bulma shoots him several times. That's right, in their first meeting Bulma tries to kill Goku ''twice''.

** Goku discovering television for the first time.

*** And that's just the set-up for a gag later on. When they meet Roshi and discover he has a Dragon Ball, he says he'll only give it up if Bulma [[DirtyOldMan shows him her panties]]. Bulma reluctantly agrees and lifts her gown, not realizing she's not wearing anything underneath. It's not until later when they get back to the capsule house that Bulma finds her panties on the floor and has an epic meltdown.
** The eternal phoenix....dies from food poisoning.
** Bulma trying to ride the Flying Nimbus after Goku warned her that only a ''good/pure-hearted'' person could ride it. She fell right through.
** Goku getting hit on the head with a hatchet causing a giant bump to form. Then, Bulma plan to lure Oolong out by dressing Goku as a girl. Yes, she got Goku into a dress and he's not happy.
** Oolong hitting on a disguised Goku and him turning into a handsome young man (he was originally an ogre), which immediately gets Bulma to come out of hiding so she could flirt with him. While Oolong is distracted by Bulma, Goku sneaks away to pee. Oolong sees him and freaks out that Goku's a boy. Goku is bewildered by how Oolong finds this out. He thinks his tail gave him away.
** Bulma tricking Oolong into eating a "swee-trot", which causes digestive distress when Bulma whistles, which she uses to keep Oolong from ditching them.
** Oolong trying to get Bulma to wear him after turning into panties. She reacted the way you expect.
** Goku asking Oolong, a pig, does he like bacon when he was about to hunt for food.

** Goku poking Yamcha in the eyes and then slapping him across the screen. Made funnier in the manga since Yamcha literally [[FrameBreak broke the forth wall]].
** In the English dub of the anime, while Oolong is hiding behind a rock, he hears a rumbling sound behind him. He turns around and sees that it's just Bulma, asleep and snoring on the ground.

** In their rematch, Goku knocks Yamcha's tooth out, much to his horror.
** Chi-Chi hysterically running away from a dinosaur that's trying to eat her and screaming for help, only to turn around and very easily behead the thing with a single slice of her blade...while still yelling for someone to save her.
** Yamcha and Puar accidentally knocking her out directly after this. They soon realize that she's the daughter of [[TheDreaded the Ox King]], who will most certainly kill them if they just leave her there. When she wakes up, Yamcha pretends to be in love with her to keep her from telling on them to her father and flees as soon as he's able.
*** [[BrickJoke Years later, Chichi would apologize for her being unable to marry him as she's engaged with Goku]]-and she does it in front of [[ClingyJealousGirl Yamcha's jealous girlfriend Bulma]].
** Chi-Chi pushing Goku off the Flying Nimbus after he patted her on the crotch to confirm her sex.
** When Chi-Chi first meets Master Roshi, she can't believe such a pervy geezer could possibly be ''the'' Master Roshi, so she decides to test him by throwing her helmet blade at him. He fails, but convinces her by showing his drivers license. For the rest of the mini-arc, Roshi wears a giant band-aid on his head.

** Roshi blows up the mountain he was supposed to save with his Kamehameha. The group has to point out to him that the mountain is gone.
** Oolong allowing Master Roshi [[ItMakesSenseInContext to put his face into his breasts as a transformed Bulma]].
** [[http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/2/23/RabbitCar.png/revision/latest?cb=20101125230123 Boss Rabbit's car.]]
** Bulma being turned into a carrot and Goku monologs about not liking carrots.
*** Even more hilarious once Goku is revealed as a Saiyan as Goku's real name Kakarrot is a pun on Carrot.
** This exchange between Goku and Boss Rabbit after Goku hit him with his Power Pole:

** The group being lured into a trap by following arrows painted on the floor. Even Pilaf's group is surprised that they were so dumb.
** When Pilaf's group realizes that one of our heroes has the last Dragon Ball, Pilaf wonders where it is.

** Pilaf's "torture" of a captured Bulma: he ''blew her a kiss'', and then ''[[LuminescentBlush blushed]]''. While his gang and ''Yamcha'' treated it as a rape attempt.

** When Pilaf has captured the heroes in the first Dragon Ball hunt, he has their cell gassed to knock them out. He then comes in to gloat... and passes out himself.
** When Pilaf has Goku and company imprisoned, he reveals that their cell's glass roof is to slowly roast them in the hot sun.

** When Goku is telling Bulma, Yamcha, Oolong, and Puar about the monster that killed his grandfather, along with destroying the surrounding landscape, he's asked what kind of monster it was. Goku replies that he didn't see it, as he was asleep at the time. Oolong's response is hilarious.

** This is more of a HilariousInHindsight sort of thing, but after Goku transforms back to normal...we have this:

** Bulma trying to ride the Flying Nimbus after Goku warned her that only a ''good'' person could ride it. She fell right through.

** Oolong hitting on a disguise Goku and him turning into a handsome young man (he was originally a ogre), which immediately gets Bulma to come out of hiding so she could flirt with him. While Oolong is distracted by Bulma, Goku sneaks away to pee. Oolong sees him and freaks out that Goku's a boy. Goku is bewildered by how Oolong finds this out. He thinks his tail gave him away.

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-->'''Goku''': I don't want to feel your dirty butt.

--> '''Bulma:''' They're called Dragon Balls!
--> '''Goku:''' You mean some poor dragon-
--> '''Bulma:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar No! Not that kind!]]

-->'''Pterodactyl''': Hey, don't be such a downer, baby! I'm in the mood for a [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Happy Meal]]!

-->'''Goku''': [[CaptainObvious Gosh, I think he was lying.]]

-->'''Goku''': Oh, no! That guy is trapped, and he's trying to break the glass by playing that horrible music!

--> '''Oolong''': What are you, brain dead!?

-->'''Oolong''': Geez, I thought that was an earthquake!

--> '''Yamcha''': Not-Dragon-Balls -- Definitely-Not-Dragon-Balls...

-->'''Goku''': Hey, you better change her back or I'm going to whack you again.
-->'''Boss Rabbit''': Whack me again?
-->'''Goku''': Yeah, whack you again.

-->'''Mai:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Perhaps between that man's legs...]]
-->''*{{Beat}}*''
-->''*Pilaf and Shu look at Mai, then Pilaf looks away*''
-->'''Pilaf:''' We do not appreciate that sort of humor.
-->'''Mai:''' I'm sorry, sir. ''(Holds up some poop on a stick)''
-->'''Pilaf:''' ''Or'' Manga/DrSlump ''references!'' After all, some manga artists strive to make their work dignified! If you think we're going to pander to our audience's love of pee-pee kaka humor simply to boost the sales of this ''Manga/DragonBall'' comic, you are sorely mistaken!

-->'''Bulma:''' What do we do...?!! I didn't bring any sunblock! Oh, my '''complexion!!'''
-->'''Oolong:''' You're not gonna die quietly, '''are''' ya.

--> "You slept through your '''house''' being destroyed? What are you '''made''' of?"

-->'''Oolong:''' "So what's the deal? Is Goku some kind of alien?"

-->'''Roshi:''' ... Who's the goof? Better help him, kid.

-->'''Oolong:''' Smells like we got here just in time.\\

** After the rain break ended and Goku doesn't show up, the other contestants start looking for him. He was... Taking a nap under a tree, causing Krillin and Yamcha to fall down, while Chun flying, with Ranfan looking. Then at the tournament stage, the reason why he wasn't there immediately:
--->'''Goku''': (happily) I was taking a nap.
---> *The audience FaceFault when they find out he was serious.*

** In episode 25 of the anime, Roshi asks Nam to posse as him standing in the crowd to trick the suspicious Yamcha. It works, leaving poor Yamcha sputtering.
--> '''Yamcha''': (''to Goku and Krillin'') Guy's I was wrong! Master Chun isn't Jackie Roshi!

-->"Dad takes in lots of abandoned cats, dogs and dinosaurs from all over."

-->"R-Rich people make no sense at all..."

-->'''Park worker:''' "Tickets, please."
-->'''Goku:''' "Oh, so you are Tickets? I'm Goku! Nice to meet you!"

-->'''Goku:''' This is weird... they're all naked, even though they aren't taking baths...
-->'''Bulma:''' KIDS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THESE!!!

-->'''Goku:''' These girls must be so poor. They have no clothes to wear.
-->'''Bulma:''' THEY ARE NOT POOR.

-->'''Captain Dark''': Tear the house apart! I want those Dragon Balls!
-->'''Master Roshi''': And I can see why. You're obviously lacking in [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar the ball department]].

-->'''Goku''': "Hey I know what you are. All those legs. [[IdiotHero You're a... Spider!]]"
-->'''Octopapa''': "I'm an Octopus!"
-->'''Goku''': "Oh. Nice meeting you. Bye."

-->'''Goku''': "This isn't bad. [[TastesLikeChicken It taste a little like chicken]]."

-->'''Commander Red:''' "Do you have any idea who I am?!"\\
'''Goku:''' "Who?"\\

'''Commander Red:''' "RED! COMMANDER RED!"\\
'''Goku:''' "You yell too much! Jerk!"\\

-->'''Mummy''': (''laughs evilly'') Pain and suffering are all you have to look forward to now!
-->'''Yamcha''': Whatever! Anyone ever tell you your mummy dresses you funny? *TwinkleSmile*

-->'''Pilaf:''' "Pinky swear!"\\

-->'''Roshi:''' "Well, when can you start?"\\

* During the fight between Jackie Chun and Tenshinhan the Crane Hermit realizes it's actually Muten Roshi. How does he confirm it? A telepathic message saying there's a beatiful girl cheering on him right behind him-and seeing him react when ''Jackie turns and has a bemused look when the girl turns out not so beatiful''.

-->'''Tenshinhan:''' "In return, I'll show you something really interesting."\\
'''[[DirtyOldMan Jackie Chun]]:''' "Would it happen to be a dirty book?"\\

-->'''Goku:''' "Never heard of him."

--> '''Yamcha:''' That must make you King Piccolo's yes-man.
-->'''Tambourine:''' Yes- I-I mean, uh, well you don't- shut up!

-->'''Goku''': "It's a good thing you aim as badly as you fight...you missed my vital organs."
-->'''Piccolo''': "'''[[EpicFail ALL OF THEM]]?!'''"

-->'''Goku''': "Hey I know what you are. All those legs. [[IdiotHero Your a... Spider!]]"

** The portrait of Red and Black, with their respective sizes swapped
** Goku frying a giant octopus with his Kamehameha and then casually eating it.

** During the goodbyes, Goku tells Bulma he hopes she'll have calmed down when they meet again, while Krilin says he'll be taller than Goku.

*** Krillin's counter to that? Cheering for thr Invisible Man... And then, as expected, ''[[WhatAnIdiot he thanked him]], '''even after Yamcha started beating him up'''''. [[LampshadeHanging Baba couldn't believe that anyone would fall for such a trick]], and ''had to tell him to shut up and finish the fight''.

*** Why are Roshi and Bulma there? Because Krillin sent Goku to bring them there, so he tracked them down and kidnapped them from a plane... ''Leaving Oolong and Good!Lunch on board, and none of them can fly it!'' Bonus point for Oolong having said that nothing good ever happens when Goku shows up.

*** After Goku makes fun of Krillin for mistaken Upa's gender, he strips in the middle of the street. Yamcha tells him to get a room and Upa just looks away. Goku then scratches himself, which really sets Yamcha and Krillin.

** Krillin [[EpicFail fight]] against Dracula. Goku even asked Krillin how he lost so easily.

** TheReveal of Red's real motivation for assembling [[EvilArmy the world's most powerful, feared and evil army]] and search for the Dragon Balls no matter what it cost him: [[EvilIsPetty increase his height and thus have success with girls]]. [[{{Understatement}} Black is not amused]], and [[DragonAscendant proceeds to kill him and take over]]. The public at home is.

** Yamcha and Krillin getting new clothes for Goku. They dressed him up like a school boy that rivals the outfit that Chi-Chi makes Gohan wear to Namek. Goku is not amuse, but Yamcha, Krillin, Puar, and the audience are.

** The cop's reaction to the Kinto Un and Bulma shrinking herself before they both fly away riding a cloud:

** Another BrickJoke: during the match with Tenshinhan, Jackie Chun uses the [[DoppelgangerSpin After-Image Technique]] to create eight doubles, and Chaotzu ''immediately'' starts counting them with his fingers until his master yells at him to stop.

* Ten's sudden squeaky voice and ridiculous look when he announced and used the Volleyball Attack.

* Yajirobe's completely off-mark ImagineSpot of Karin as some kind of monster, and later of the senzu, that Goku had described as "wizard food", as any kind of food that a stereotypical wizard made appear with his magic wand.
** Also, his reaction when he sees the senzu: rant about it being not tasty at all while he eats a few handfuls... And then get a BalloonBelly so great ''he almost becomes a ball himself''. He also gets a stomacache.

* Yajirobe believes he can ride a Kinto Un... So he jumps on Karin's massive one from on top of the tower. [[HilarityEnsues Good thing he's tough...]]

* When all of the Dragon Ball gang are heading the city in King Piccolo is located to aid Goku and Ten in fighting him, Bad Launch for the first time shows eagerness and willingnes in fighting with the Dragon Ball gang against a major enemy, mostly due to the fact she wants to protect Tien as she loves him. Launch then suddenly sneezes, reverting her to her "Good" form, much to Dragon Ball's gang horror and disappointment and then asks: "Are we going on a picnic?"

** Goku stumbles on a tigerman that's about to eat a little girl, so he intervenes... To ask if he can eat the rice balls the girl had dropped trying to struggle. He was ''really'' hungry)

* Goku 'hiding' from Red Ribbon Army soldiers in the bathroom. He gave himself away by flushing the toilet and the soldiers filled the bathroom with machine gun bullets. Goku is stun, but walks out and asked if one of the soldiers was Suno's dad.

--> Yamcha: Not-Dragon-Balls -- Definitely-Not-Dragon-Balls...