History Funny / DrKatzProfessionalTherapist

15th Sep '16 8:13:06 AM speedyboris
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* Creator/JimGaffigan:
--> '''Jim''': I don't like going on vacation, 'cause then you feel like you have to see everything. You gotta write everyone a postcard. You could be a genius, you try to write a postcard, you look like a moron: "This city's got big buildings, I like food, bye!"
8th Sep '16 5:54:53 AM speedyboris
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* Creator/DaveChappelle: His bit about what the guys who are golden lassoed by Wonder Woman (and thus forced to tell the truth) would ''really'' say:
--> '''Dave''': ''(as criminal)'' Damn, you've got some big breasts. I wasn't gonna say anything earlier, but you have squeezed the truth right out of me!
6th Sep '16 12:57:14 PM speedyboris
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--> '''David''': Yeah, but how can I believe in it? I'm paying you to say that, aren't I? Or am I?\\

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--> '''David''': Yeah, but how can I believe in it? it? Basically, I'm paying you to say that, aren't I? Or am I?\\
6th Sep '16 12:56:56 PM speedyboris
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** Later in the episode, Dr. Katz shares his philosophy about therapy: It's appropriate to give encouragement.
--> '''David''': Yeah, but how can I believe in it? I'm paying you to say that, aren't I? Or am I?\\
'''Dr. Katz''': Not at all; that's not what you're paying me for.\\
'''David''': What ''am'' I paying you for?\\
'''Dr. Katz''': I'm not sure.
6th Sep '16 12:27:44 PM speedyboris
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* A couple bits from Denis Leary: His routine about the Darth Vader piggy bank which spouts sound bytes when you put a coin in it, and this exchange when Denis asks Dr. Katz what he does when he's angry:

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* A couple bits from Denis Leary: Creator/DenisLeary: His routine about the Darth Vader piggy bank which spouts sound bytes when you put a coin in it, and this exchange when Denis asks Dr. Katz what he does when he's angry:
6th Sep '16 12:22:04 PM speedyboris
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'''Richard''': So God knew I would do this, and He let me. That's the way I look at it. You know what I mean? 'Cause I don't care who your Lord is; even if you're not Catholic, you can't have a God sittin' up in Heaven goin, ''(in Johnny Carson-esque voice)'' I was not aware of that. How could that have happened? Here I am, the supreme being, and I don't know what the hell's going on!"
** He discussed how nobody knows what's going to happen, and for his proof: Women are now smoking cigars. But he [[SarcasmMode loves it]], because when he's about to make love, he wants a movie with a push-up bra and a big stogie:

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'''Richard''': So God knew I would do this, and He let me. That's the way I look at it. You know what I mean? 'Cause I don't care who your Lord is; even if you're not Catholic, you can't have a God sittin' up in Heaven goin, ''(in Johnny Carson-esque voice)'' I "I was not aware of that. How could that have happened? Here I am, the supreme being, and I don't know what the hell's going on!"
** He discussed how nobody knows what's going to happen, and for his proof: Women are now smoking cigars. But he [[SarcasmMode loves it]], because when he's about to make love, he wants a movie woman with a push-up bra and a big stogie:
1st Aug '16 9:08:09 AM speedyboris
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* "Old Man": Ben telling Laura his ideas for bad boat names, including "This Piece of Shit's Gonna Sink."
28th Jun '16 11:15:59 AM speedyboris
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** In the same episode, Dr. Katz asks Ben, Stan, and Julie to call in to the radio show so he can fill dead air. Ben calls in while driving to the studio and decides to [[{{Troll}} mess with him]]: "HEY THIS SHOW SUCKS! YOU SUCK!"
28th Jun '16 10:50:13 AM speedyboris
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* Creator/MitchHedberg:
--> '''Mitch''': I don't need a cell phone, I just hang around everybody I know, all the time. If someone wants something, they just say, "Mitch", and I say "What?", and turn my head slightly.
19th Apr '16 9:21:27 AM speedyboris
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* In "Movies", when Dr. Katz wants to see "Love Strings" instead of "Firepower":

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* In "Movies", when Dr. Katz wants to see "Love Strings" ''[[ChickFlick Love Strings]]'' instead of "Firepower":''[[StuffBlowingUp Firepower]]'':
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