History Funny / DrKatzProfessionalTherapist

21st Jan '18 10:35:47 AM speedyboris
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** His bit about how clerks from Kennedy Airport are completely unhelpful in finding lost luggage:
--> '''Barry''': "That's ALL I need now. YOU, and your BAGS. What, do you want me to pick up the airport and shake it until your bags fling out? Who am I, Kresgin? What am I, Uri Geller? Shirley [=McLaine=] in the head? What am I, the magician David Copperballs?"\\
'''Dr. Katz''': ''(incredulously)'' What?!
16th Nov '17 8:28:40 PM speedyboris
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** Ray, annoyed at how other parents brag about their child's development, satirizes it:
--> '''Ray''': ''My'' two year old: Push-ups. Just doin' the little push-ups. And the ones where you clap in the middle.
25th Apr '17 9:32:59 AM speedyboris
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** His bit about giving [[FlippingTheBird the finger]] to a couple snotty kids in the van in front of him. The father caught him doing it, but instead of being angry, he discreetly gave Louis a thumbs up.
25th Apr '17 8:23:28 AM speedyboris
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** And about the CaptainObvious reporters covering airplane crashes:
--> '''Robert''': ''(as reporter)'' "The plane crashed over here, decapitated the pilot. He's apparently dead." Yeah, wanna double check? [[SarcasmMode Maybe the head's still alive by itself.]] Like it's gonna be going, ''(as pilot's head)'' "Psst, over here, behind the bush!" ''(as reporter)'' "Whoa, are you okay?" ''(as pilot's head)'' "Yeah, I can't feel my legs."
25th Apr '17 8:19:22 AM speedyboris
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* At the very end of "Real Estate", Barry Sobel does an Edward G. Robinson impression while addressing Dr. Katz. It's so random and silly that it had to have been an example of ThrowItIn.
--> '''Barry''': How's your Dr. Katz ''now''?! ''NOW?!'' ''(laughs)''\\
'''Dr. Katz''': You know what you are, Barry, today? You're a big silly head.
30th Mar '17 7:33:58 AM speedyboris
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* In one episode, Laura has a cough:
--> '''Dr. Katz''': Sounds pretty nasty. How long have you had that?\\
'''Laura''': A few days.\\
'''Dr. Katz''': Well take care of yourself.\\
'''Laura''': Y'know, maybe I should... maybe I should go home.\\
'''Dr. Katz''': Don't panic, just take care of yourself.
27th Mar '17 2:09:01 PM speedyboris
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** Early in the episode, Dr. Katz tells Ben some of the lyrics to the song ("Left out, but I'm not new"), and Ben is thoroughly confused by them.
--> '''Ben''': Can you change it?\\
'''Dr. Katz''': You can't change your feelings, Ben.\\
'''Ben''': Then just change the ''line''. You're already losing half the audience right out of the gate.\\
''([[RapidFireInterrupting both try to talk over each other for several seconds]], ending with...)''\\
'''Ben''': NO YOU SHUT UP!
15th Mar '17 9:23:07 AM speedyboris
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** This bit:
--> '''Dave''': I don't need to drink to have a good time. I need to drink to stop the voice in my head. And the voice in my head has a stutter, and that is very annoying. "P-p-p-p-p-p-" "What?!" "P-p-p-p-p-p-" "WRITE IT DOWN!"
15th Mar '17 8:13:13 AM speedyboris
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** Ben, to a groggy Dr. Katz at the start of the episode: "Oh my God, you died last night."
15th Mar '17 8:11:51 AM speedyboris
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** Later in the episode, Stanley encourages Dr. Katz to shower at the gym, but Katz is reluctant because he thinks everyone will make fun of his body. Stanley agrees to make up an excuse for why he looks the way he does, and Katz has his own suggestion:
--> '''Dr. Katz''': Tell 'em I'm a marathon runner... except for my belly.
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