History Funny / DoubleToasted

!!Film/BlackKnight

!!Wild Wild West

!!Film/SamuraiCop[[note]]Officially the first "bad movie" review in the channel to have ''two'' parts.

!!Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

!!Sir Billi[[note]]The late Sean Connery's offical last movie, yes.[[/note]]

!!Blind Fury

* In the first seconds of the review, Billy's hilarious reaction to the awful CGI death of NaShawn's dog when he hits into the plane turbine.

!!Cool As Ice

!!The Last Airbender

!!Juwanna Mann

!!Tiptoes

!!Stone Cold

!!White Chicks

!!The Cat In The Hat

!!The Pest

!!Jingle All The Way

!!Son Of The Mask

* The movie's annoying overuse of ''HOLD ME, NEVER LET ME GO...'', so much that Korey ''hates'' the movie for it.

!!Little Man

!!Black Knight

!!Torque

!!Boat Trip

* The "Bad Movie" reviews, full stop, especially with Billy's legendary laugh as mention above will instantly make you bust your gut from hilarious stupidity of certain SoBadItsGood movies.

* The "Bad Movie" reviews, full stop, especially with Billy's legendary laugh as mention above will instantly make you bust your gut from hilarious stupidity of SoBadItsGood certain movies.

* The "Bad Movie" reviews, full stop, especially Billy as mention above will instantly make you bust your gut from hilarious stupidity of SoBadItsGood certain movies.

!!2015

!!2016

!!2017

!!2018

!!Billy Cackle
* Whenever Billy unleashes his infamous laughs known as the Billy Cackle, the viewer is guaranteed to follow suit. For example, in Blind Fury where the main villain is bisected and is falling down a cliff, Billy ''screams'' as if he himself is falling down a vast precipice, and when the camera cuts back to him, we see he is literally ''reeling'' with laughter and shock at the scene.

* Some of the best material has come from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBci2mLpsc0 their review]] of ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}'', especially when they mine the {{Applicability}} for all that it is worth, mainly for it to be PlayedForLaughs. Here are some key examples:

* Whenever Billy unleashes his infamous laughs, the viewer is guaranteed to follow suit. For example, in Blind Fury where the main villain is bisected and is falling down a cliff, Billy ''screams'' as if he himself is falling down a vast precipice, and when the camera cuts back to him, we see he is literally ''reeling'' with laughter and shock at the scene.

* Whenever Billy unleashes his infamous laughs, the viewer is guaranteed to follow suit. For example, in Blind Fury where the main villain is bisected and is falling down a cliff, Billy screams as if he himself is falling down a vast precipice, and when the camera cuts back to him, we see he is literally ''reeling'' with laughter and shock at the scene.

* Korey proclaiming how stupid the [[Film/SuicideSquad "Purple]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGaHyOez_Ek Lamborghini"]] music video is, asking why somebody like {{ComicBook/The Joker}} would hang out with {{Music/Skrillex}} and {{Music/Rick Ross}} ''at all'', let alone on a fancy boat.

** Martin's impression of Jeremy Irons's character in ''{{Film/Assassins Creed}}''.

** Goodwin's story about how Girts almost bought ''{{Film/Nine Lives|2016}}'' while he was drunk.
** Korey proclaims that showing ''{{Film/Norm Of The North}}'' in theaters is the equivalent of allowing a sex offender on a playground. The group then starts cracking up at a clip of [[SoBadItsGood Norm dancing]].

---> '''Korey:''' Burning carrots and crosses and shit. ''(In a faux-white trash accent)'' "Get out of here, ya goddamn nigg lion! I told ya, go back to Africa!"

---> '''Korey:''' Burning carrots and crosses and shit. ''(In a faux-white trash accent)'' "Get out of here, ya goddamn nigger lion! I told ya, go back to Africa!"

* Crossing over with CrowningMomentOfAwesome, the entire Double Toasted team [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD3TJz_M8tg calls out]] the bullshit double standards behind a number of the complaints over ''Film/AtomicBlonde''

* While the tribute to Creator/RogerMoore was a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, there are a quite a few funny moments when the crew looks over the sillier parts of the actor's career.

** The guys discussing how much Diana reminded them of Miss Mia, Korey's wife[[note]]Also a bit [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming sweet]][[/note]]

!2015

!2016

!2017

!2018

* The entire review for an obscure indie movie callrd ''Kinky''. While the movie could be summed up as "Creator/TylerPerry directs ''Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey''", Korey believes that description is an insult to those two things.

--> '''Korey:''' You know in the commercial, where they try to show you how well the medicine works, and everyone's like "Yeah! I'm so forking happy!"

--> '''Korey:''' YOU WHOOPED, HULK! YOU bench! fork YOU, fork YOU! ''(Everyone else erupts in laughter.)''

** They talk about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhJhN85o1dg a scene]] from ''WesternAnimation/ABoyNamedCharlieBrown'' that what was lifted from the comics. Specifically, Korey's reaction to Linus talking about the clouds: "What the fork is he talking about!?"

--> '''Korey:''' "Kids, if you like this, you're an ashole too."

---> '''Korey:''' All those little racist bunnies that tried to keep that shirt inside, it's like "I TOLD YOU SO!"

---> '''Korey:''' Burning carrots and crosses and shirt. ''(In a faux-white trash accent)'' "Get out of here, ya goddamn nigger lion! I told ya, go back to Africa!"

-->'''Korey:''' Oh, so he's on a boat, [[ThisIsForEmphasisbench bench?!]] This is {{ComicBook/The Joker}} we're talking about! The Joker would [[ChaoticEvil blow that boat up]] [[ForTheEvulz with both them in it!]]

-->'''Korey''': I paid for this shirt! I paid 11.22! I know how many cents I paid, I paid 11.22 for me, I paid 11.22 for my girlfriend, I mean fiancee, I paid 11.22 for her forking friends because I was drunk and high! I paid because one of the dudes was Canadian so I was like let me do you a favor! I paid 11.22 for him! *points at Goodwin* I paid almost 50 forking dollars out of my pocket to give this a fair shake. I paid 50 dollars to say fork YOU then.

-->'''Korey:''' I was not ever gonna say that, Martin. I was never gonna say that shirt! ''(chuckles nervously)'' Excuse my racist--my self-hating black friend over here.

-->'''Korey:''' They actually stop the movie to tell you "Hey, do you see my moose? Covered in piss? Oh, what's gonna happen next? [[TemptingFate I don't know!]] Do you really think that piss is gonna stay contained in that glass? [[SarcasmMode Stay tuned, asholes, and see!]]"

* Crossing over with CrowningMomentOfAwesome, the entire Double Toasted team [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD3TJz_M8tg calls out]] the bullshirt double standards behind a number of the complaints over ''Film/AtomicBlonde''

-->'''Korey!Hefty:''' "YEAH! fork you bro!"

-->'''Korey!Hefty:''' "YEAH! fork you Clumsy! Your dink fell and slipped into her!"

-->'''Goodwin:''' Just don't tell nobody, shirt.

-->'''Goodwin:''' "I can't leave her! We gotta save her!" "Man, you thirsty, you're about to get us killed for this shirt."
-->'''Girts:''' All so he can fork some clay.

-->'''Korey:''' "I'm trippin'!" She's like, "I'm high as fork!"

--> '''Korey:''' I ain't gonna sit there and drink to this forking film!
** The round of insults continue with "Professor Marky Mark, the inventor from Texas with a Boston accent! If that's the least of your worries, then your movie is shirt!"

--> '''Korey:''' "You done forked up now!" [One of the other apes] was like, "Wow, I'm cool with you, but these other people are gonna whoop your ash right now. I can't hold them back."

--> '''Korey:''' fork you.

* Martin calling Korey a "[[FloweryInsults rat fork piece of shirt]]" at the end of the ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoNinjagoMovie'' review.

--> '''Korey:''' He was a bad boy. He was an ashole.

--> '''Korey:''' They say this uppity motherforker right here, who do he think he is? [''The others start laughing.''] Oh, he thinks he's better than us! [[spoiler: Self-hating Replicant, crab-in-a-bucket Replicant...]]

--> '''Korey:''' Who the here he thinks he is?

--> '''Korey:''' That's what they'd even tell people, "You're not fit to wear a Woodcock!" Ok, don't want that shirt on me anyway. I don't want no Woodcock on me.

** Korey describes the RomanticComedy as "one of the easiest cinematic cocktails: Fall in Love, Fight, and Start forking Again!"

--> '''Korey:''' Don't walk in there talking about money don't mean shirt. Or don't walk in there talking about money don't buy happiness. Your broke ash is going to be very unhappy when you walk out of there!
** "You know what, this is our time. If you ain't Asian in this movie, GET YO ash TO THE BACK!"

--> '''Korey:''' I know! Sitting up there, reading the Lord's Word and talking shirt at the same time.

--> '''Korey:''' You know in the commercial, where they try to show you how well the medicine works, and everyone's like "Yeah! I'm so fucking happy!"

--> '''Korey:''' YOU WHOOPED, HULK! YOU BITCH! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU! ''(Everyone else erupts in laughter.)''

** They talk about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhJhN85o1dg a scene]] from ''WesternAnimation/ABoyNamedCharlieBrown'' that what was lifted from the comics. Specifically, Korey's reaction to Linus talking about the clouds: "What the fuck is he talking about!?"

--> '''Korey:''' "Kids, if you like this, you're an asshole too."

---> '''Korey:''' All those little racist bunnies that tried to keep that shit inside, it's like "I TOLD YOU SO!"

---> '''Korey:''' Burning carrots and crosses and shit. ''(In a faux-white trash accent)'' "Get out of here, ya goddamn nigger lion! I told ya, go back to Africa!"

-->'''Korey:''' Oh, so he's on a boat, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch?!]] This is {{ComicBook/The Joker}} we're talking about! The Joker would [[ChaoticEvil blow that boat up]] [[ForTheEvulz with both them in it!]]

-->'''Korey''': I paid for this shit! I paid 11.22! I know how many cents I paid, I paid 11.22 for me, I paid 11.22 for my girlfriend, I mean fiancee, I paid 11.22 for her fucking friends because I was drunk and high! I paid because one of the dudes was Canadian so I was like let me do you a favor! I paid 11.22 for him! *points at Goodwin* I paid almost 50 fucking dollars out of my pocket to give this a fair shake. I paid 50 dollars to say FUCK YOU then.

-->'''Korey:''' I was not ever gonna say that, Martin. I was never gonna say that shit! ''(chuckles nervously)'' Excuse my racist--my self-hating black friend over here.

-->'''Korey:''' They actually stop the movie to tell you "Hey, do you see my moose? Covered in piss? Oh, what's gonna happen next? [[TemptingFate I don't know!]] Do you really think that piss is gonna stay contained in that glass? [[SarcasmMode Stay tuned, assholes, and see!]]"

* Crossing over with CrowningMomentOfAwesome, the entire Double Toasted team [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD3TJz_M8tg calls out]] the bullshit double standards behind a number of the complaints over ''Film/AtomicBlonde''

-->'''Korey!Hefty:''' "YEAH! Fuck you bro!"

-->'''Korey!Hefty:''' "YEAH! Fuck you Clumsy! Your dick fell and slipped into her!"

-->'''Goodwin:''' Just don't tell nobody, shit.

-->'''Goodwin:''' "I can't leave her! We gotta save her!" "Man, you thirsty, you're about to get us killed for this shit."
-->'''Girts:''' All so he can fuck some clay.

-->'''Korey:''' "I'm trippin'!" She's like, "I'm high as fuck!"

--> '''Korey:''' I ain't gonna sit there and drink to this fucking film!
** The round of insults continue with "Professor Marky Mark, the inventor from Texas with a Boston accent! If that's the least of your worries, then your movie is shit!"

--> '''Korey:''' "You done fucked up now!" [One of the other apes] was like, "Wow, I'm cool with you, but these other people are gonna whoop your ass right now. I can't hold them back."

--> '''Korey:''' Fuck you.

* Martin calling Korey a "[[FloweryInsults rat fuck piece of shit]]" at the end of the ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoNinjagoMovie'' review.

--> '''Korey:''' He was a bad boy. He was an asshole.

--> '''Korey:''' They say this uppity motherfucker right here, who do he think he is? [''The others start laughing.''] Oh, he thinks he's better than us! [[spoiler: Self-hating Replicant, crab-in-a-bucket Replicant...]]

--> '''Korey:''' Who the hell he thinks he is?

--> '''Korey:''' That's what they'd even tell people, "You're not fit to wear a Woodcock!" Ok, don't want that shit on me anyway. I don't want no Woodcock on me.

** Korey describes the RomanticComedy as "one of the easiest cinematic cocktails: Fall in Love, Fight, and Start Fucking Again!"

--> '''Korey:''' Don't walk in there talking about money don't mean shit. Or don't walk in there talking about money don't buy happiness. Your broke ass is going to be very unhappy when you walk out of there!
** "You know what, this is our time. If you ain't Asian in this movie, GET YO ASS TO THE BACK!"

--> '''Korey:''' I know! Sitting up there, reading the Lord's Word and talking shit at the same time.

** When talking about the Fiction500 elements, Martin comments about how he got genuinely jealous in the process.

** When Eleanor first learns about Rachel, Korey and Martin point out the hypocrisy of learning this gossip in a Bible study group.

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* ''Film/CrazyRichAsian''

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