History Funny / DoubleToasted

* Martin and Korey admitting in the review for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5toqIVhXnY Incredibles 2]] that they spent a lot of the movie [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted]] by Elastigirl's...assets.

* Martin and Korey admitting in the review for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5toqIVhXnY Incredibles 2]] that they spent a lot of the movie [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted]] by Elastigirl's...[[BabyGotBack assets]].

--> '''Goodwin:''' Jesus!

* During their reaction to the {{Film/Logan}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hJYFo-zYVA&list=PLtV_YWkcJzbxVfShmE9smZQFXr1GmOHfM&index=41 trailer]], Korey and Goodwin show Girts a YouTube video of {{Music/Johnny Cash}}'s "Hurt"...sung {{In The Style Of}} [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit the Frog]]. It's become a {{Running Gag}} for Girts ever since.

--> '''Goodwin:''' He doesn't sing [[Disney/SongOfTheSouth "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah"]] no more...

** To the surprise of no one, the crew starts with a few potshots at how Disney's, er, history of having a questionable approach towards African culture (read: they mock [[Disney/SongOfTheSouth Uncle Remus]]).

** To the surprise of no one, the crew starts with a few potshots at how Disney's, er, questionable approach towards African culture (read: they mock [[Disney/SongOfTheSouth Uncle Remus]]).

** To the surprise of no one, the crew starts with a few potshots at how Disney's, er, questionable approach towards African culture (read: they mock [[Disney/SongOfTheSouth Uncle Remus}}).
--> '''Korey:''' Got this Negro in slave rags. That '''bird''' is dressed up better than him! (''the others laugh'') Bird's got a top hat and a cane, got him walking around in a potato sack - just happy as Hell. "Oh yeah, look at these cartoon flowers! Boy, Jim Crow sure is dandy. Where that crow at?"

--> '''Korey:''' That's what they'd even tell people, "You're not fit to wear a Woodcock!" Ok, don't want that shit on me anyway. I don't want no Woodcock on me.

* For ''Phantom Thread'', some humor is mined out of what can be charitably described as a twisted MeetCute.

* For ''Film/BladeRunner2049'', Korey [[spoiler: explains how Agent K is a HunterOfHisOwnKind and consider the old Replicants to be defective]]. With that in mind, certain thoughts are expressed on the FantasticRacism side of the movie.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C5QAiPDVR4 A segment where they react to an episode of Fat Albert where they use the word "retarded"]]. The entire thing is gold.

---> '''Martin:''' And then they do a freeze-frame for a ''loooong'' list of side effects.

** Their lengthy discussion on Hefty's crush on Smurfette. Or, as they call him, [[DoggedNiceGuy "Thirsty Smurf".]]

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyd1YnEk_EM Korey and Martin discuss] the disaster that was the Fyre Festival, where they take pains to put their own spin on the UpperClassTwit trope.

--> '''Korey:''' They say this uppity motherfucker right here, who do he think he is? [''The others start laughing.''] Oh, he thinks he's better than us! [[spoiler: Self-hating Replicant, carb-in-a-bucket Replicant...]]

--> '''Goodwin:''' She was sprung.

* Martin calling Korey a "[[FloweryInsults rat fuck piece of shit]]" at the end of the ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoNinjagoMovie'' review.

--> '''Korey:''' Do you ''really really'' think Marvel's gonna produce "Three Broke Negros and A White Guy"?

* For ''The High Score'', Girts and Goodwin [[https://youtu.be/UE-xuXsMK-Q roleplay as Korey]] in a [[VisualNovel/DreamDaddy certain visual novel]].

* From their review of ''WesternAnimation/ThePeanutsMovie'', with a guest host named Billy.

** After a {{DestinationDefrenstation}}, Korey yells "[[ItMakesSenseInContext YEAH, NOW THIS IS A BACHELOR PARTY!]]"

** There was a barrage of jokes from the opening ice-skating scene, specifically a moment where [[ToyShip Franklin smiles in Marcie's general direction.]]

* During the review of ''Film/WarForThePlanetOfTheApes'', Korey shows the famous "damn dirty ape" line from the original, along with the reaction shots.

** Goodwin's story about how Girts almost bought ''{{Film/Nine Lives}}'' while he was drunk.

--> '''Korey:''' "You done fucked up now!" [One of the other apes] was like, "Wow, I'm cool with you, but these other people are gonna whoop your ass right now. I can't hold them back."

** When talking about the WWI Flying Ace segments, Martin talks about how he would go the library and get an encyclopedia to look up the Red Baron. The other two immediately latch onto his comemnts and do not let go.

** "You're like George Washington Carver; you're such a ''ComicStrip/Peanuts'' purist."

** There was a barrage of jokes from the opening ice-skating scene, specifically a moment where Franklin smiles in Marcie's general direction.

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