History Funny / DoctorWhoSeries6

** It also implies that the Psychic Paper does ''not'' consider either the Pope or the King of Belgium as responsible adults.

* After the Doctor enters young Kazran's room [[EnterStageWindow through the window:]]

** Also recall, the Psychic Paper was once demonstrated as being able to [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E15PlanetOfTheDead fool a card reader into thinking it was a bus pass.]] That was an easier sell than ''this''.

* The Doctor turns up in America wearing a Stetson ("Stetsons are cool"), only to have River Song ''shoot it off his head''.

''(An alarm sounds.)''\\

* It's tricky to adapt ''A Christmas Carol'' yet again, but if you're going to do it, go for blatant LampshadeHanging all the way:
-->'''The Doctor:''' I've only got one night -- one night -- to make a very nasty man change his ways and let that spaceship land.\\

* The [[JediMindTrick psychic paper]]. The paper has said he's everybody from the King of Belgium ("The Idiot's Lantern") to possibly the Pope ("The Vampires of Venice"). When he wants it to simply say, "I'm a responsible adult," the lie is so big that it shorts out the paper. What deserves mention here is the way the whole thing is delivered:
-->'''The Doctor:''' I think you'll find I'm universally recognized as [[BlatantLies a mature and responsible adult.]] ''[flashes the psychic paper]''\\
'''Young Kazran:''' [[NoSell It's...just a lot of wavy lines.]]\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' Just agree with me, 'cause I've only got two gos and then it's your turn.\\
'''Kazran:''' Two gos?\\

** Even funnier: He's basically yelling at this, and they're too busy snogging each other's faces off to seemingly even notice here's there.

--> "We're just entering conceptual space. Imagine a banana. Or anything curved. Actually, don't, because it's not curved or like a banana — FORGET THE BANANA!"

** The flirting during their BigDamnHeroes moment -- Amy basically tells them to shut up and save her already.

'''Nixon:''' ...I think the moon is far enough for now, don't you think?\\

--->'''Captain Avery:''' Toby! (his son)\\

* We also had the Doctor trying to explain advanced technology to the 17th century pirates, and Rory acting almost high when being exposed to the Siren's song (the bit about admiring the pirates' beards and wanting one himself was especially funny). His flirting with Amy and lustily declaring the Siren the most beautiful thing ever... ''in front of her''. Cue DeathGlare.

* "OK, groovy. So not just pirates today, we've managed to bagsy a ship where there'll be a demon popping in!" It's even better when you consider that that is SO British.
* The Doctor declaring that he's going to get rid of the warning lights because they ''never stop.''

* Part comedy, part terrifying -- when Auntie and Uncle are dying after House abandoned them:

-->'''The Doctor:''' No, that's Rory. ''[{{Beat}}]'' The pretty one?!

* Just the very idea that the original Creator/WilliamHartnell, Creator/PatrickTroughton and Creator/JonPertwee, Doctors called the TARDIS, "Sexy".

** Ganger!Doctor slipping into Four's voice for a split second to deliver the line "Would you like a jelly baby?" is wonderfully unexpected and simultaneously hilarious simply because of just how ''different'' Smith's voice is to Baker's, but it's topped -- only barely, but still -- by this bit:

-->'''Strax [hefting one breastplate]:''' I can produce ''magnificent'' amounts of lactic fluid!

'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/neilhimself/status/80039668804096000 neilhimself]]''' (at about the same time): @whitniverse @steven_moffat or on the ladder…\\

'''Melody:''' [baby noises]\\

'''Melody:''' [coos]\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[fixes his [[RunningGag bowtie]]]'' No, it's not... it's cool!

-->'''Vastra:''' I honestly don't know why you put up with me. (''knocks out guard with prehensile tongue; smirk'')

-->'''River:''' Well, I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, The Third Reich’s a bit rubbish, I think I’ll kill the Führer." Who's with me?
* Amy, Rory, and the Doctor's reaction after Mels regenerates into River, followed by the Doctor and River's ''Manga/DeathNote''-Level IKnowYouKnowIKnow exchange.

'''Rory:''' Yeah, how...how's she got me?\\

'''Mels:''' Oh, come on. It's got to be you two! Oh, [[{{Foreshadowing}} cut to the song]], it's getting boring.\\

'''Rory:''' [[JustFriends A friend]].\\
'''Amy:''' ''[overlapping]'' [[MistakenForGay Gay]]!\\

'''Amy:''' Course you are, don't be stupid! In the whole time I've known you, when've you ever shown interest in a girl?\\

*** This becomes a great bit of FridgeBrilliance humor if you combine this with young Amy's above statement. [[MetaphoricallyTrue In a way, she's right.]]

--->'''The Doctor:''' Pantaphobia. That's what it's called, pantaphobia. Not fear of pants, though, if that's what you're thinking. It's the fear of everything, ...including pants, I suppose. Anyway, go on."

* The two Amys fighting -- you know, before the MoodWhiplash.

* The National Anthem of Tivoli, [[PlanetOfHats Gibbis' planet,]] is "[[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys Glory To]] [[HelloInsertNameHere Insert Name Here]]".
* Rory squeeing over a CoolCar, then taking the Doctor aside to mention all the reasons he can't accept it, and then how he's going to ingore all of those reasons.

* When Amy and Rory are looking over the photos, one past victim called Royston Luke Gold had a fear of ''Plymouth''.

* The Doctor distracting Craig from the fact that they're on a Cybermen spaceship by [[HoYay pretending to be in love/coming on to him]].

[...]\\

'''The Doctor:''' Uh, yes, about that, the Daleks kind of exterminated it last week -- or was it last century?

-->'''The Doctor''': It's the wrong fish. I've taken the wrong fish. River, we've got the wrong fish!

-->'''Amy''': Okay, okay, so I ask a big, important question about life and you're basically telling me to go and buy myself an ice cream.\\

'''The Doctor:''' (''beat'') ..[[AskAStupidQuestion Of course they're alive!]] [[FridgeBrilliance They're]] ''[[CaptainObvious trees!]]''
* Madge (unarmed) gets into a standoff with three armed soldiers. One of the male soldiers starts crying uncontrollably (because he has "[[FreudianExcuse unresolved mother issues]]"). Combine with the female soldier being overly concerned with "[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad the visual]]" of the situation, sensors that cannot distinguish between wool and sidearms, and the leader being entirely unable to control his own troops, and you have the least threatening collection of GasMaskMooks in history.

'''The Doctor:''' No idea, do what I do -- hold tight and pretend it's a plan.

* After a [[AwesomeMoments most epic]] moment in which the Doctor ''puts on a spacesuit while falling into the atmosphere'', he [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou crashes into the Earth]], he sounds rather injured... and then it's discovered that it's because he thinks he's gone blind due to putting the suit on backwards.

'''Harriet:''' That's what you said when we made {{Rasputin|TheMadMonk}} green!

* Madge (unarmed) gets into a standoff with three armed soldiers. One of the male soldiers starts crying uncontrollably (because he has "[[FreudianExcuse unresolved mother issues]]"). Combine with the female soldier being overly concerned with "[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad the visual]]" of the situation, and the leader being entirely unable to control his own troops, and you have the least threatening collection of GasMaskMooks in history.

*** ''Almost'' completely forgotten about:
----> [After TARDIS hijackings, blitz chess with bananas, Hitler-punchings, and a surprise regeneration] '''Rory:''' Is anybody else finding this day just a bit difficult? I'm getting this sort of banging in my head.\\
'''Amy:''' Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard.\\
'''Rory:''' That's not helping.

-->'''Strax:''' I can produce ''magnificent'' amounts of lactic fluid!

'''Rory:''' ''Yeah'', a bit.

'''The Doctor:''' Well how would I know? That's all human-y private stuff, it just sort of... goes on. They don't put up a balloon or anything.\\

'''The Doctor:''' No, no, impossible! It's all running about, [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E6TheVampiresOfVenice sexy fish vampires]] and [[StuffBlowingUp blowing up stuff]]. And Rory wasn't even there at the beginning. Then [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E9ColdBlood he was dead]], then [[RetGone he didn't exist]], then [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E12ThePandoricaOpens he was plastic]]. Then [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E13TheBigBang I had to reboot the whole universe]]... [[ContinuityLockOut long story]]. So technically, the first time they were on the TARDIS together, in ''this'' version of reality, was [[ExplainExplainOhCrap on their w-w-w-wwww...]]\\

'''The Doctor:''' Because we have to stick to the established chain of events. One mistake, and the whole timeline could collapse. We'd end up with two Amy Ponds forever, and then what would you do.\\

* Rory's BlackComedy GenreSavvy when Rita and the Doctor become friends:

'''Amy:''' I've known you for, what, 10 years? I've seen you practically every day. [[SingleTargetSexuality Name one girl you've paid even the slightest bit of attention to?\\]]

* Rory breaking off the satellite dish on the model Apollo ship. And then giving the NASA technicians a ''British'' salute.

* Amy getting WAY too into defending The Doctor and Rory by dressing like a pirate, only to be surprised when they freak out over her giving a flesh wound to one of them with a sword. Granted there's a plot-related reason, but Amy's genuinely confused. "It was only a scratch!"

* The Doctor proclaims that nothing can go wrong with his jury-rigged TARDIS control room... and immediately a piece ''leaps'' off. Followed by:

'''The Doctor:''' ''[almost choking]'' On their wedding night.

'''Amy:''' I've known you for, what, 10 years? I've seen you practically every day. Name one girl you've paid even the slightest bit of attention to?\\

** That the soldier winds up being the disguised Teselecta makes it even funnier.

--->'''The Doctor:''' Pantaphobia. That's what it's called, pantaphobia. Not fear of pants, though, if that's what you're thinking. It's the fear of everything, ...including pants, I suppose]]. Anyway, go on."

* The National Anthem of Tivoli, Gibbis' planet, is "[[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys Glory To]] [[HelloInsertNameHere Insert Name Here]]".

* Bitey.

** Similarly, their proposal: "Let's get drinks sometime." "Okay." "And married." "Fine."

* After the Doctor enters young Kazran's room [[ThereWasADoor through the window:]]

[[caption-width-right:345:"...[[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces on their wedding night.]]"]]

!![[Recap/DoctorWhoS32StSSDeathIsTheOnlyAnswer "Death Is the Only Answer"]]