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* One of the more infamous {{Spit Take}}s involves [[https://twitter.com/DocRatComic/status/1368503014420406275 Ben and a Goat pharmaceuticals salesman]] here:

* At the end of their dinner date at Mondo Venezio as arranged (and paid for) by Lord Lockley, [[https://crosstimecafe.com/speedreader/doc_rat.html#1504 Ben frets]] about not having paid for it himself. [[TheChessmaster Monty]] even had a salve for that particular quandry planned.

''*Ben breaks down laughing*''
* Shirley and Brayden's wedding happened during the UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic, so everyone had to be masked. Brayden's boss, Fortenflack Schlag, who was officiating the wedding, tried to have smiles drawn on the masks of Shirley and Brayden. But he drew them upside down.

''*Ben breaks down laughing*''

'''Wilbur:''' No, we haven't been able to fit it in.\\

-->'''Goat Salesman:''' Lo-Fatta is now proudly the number one seller in the statin class of cholesterol drugs. And to show our appreciation, our company is going to offer a weekend of workshopping statin.\\

[[caption-width-right:350:When you exist in a HurricaneOfPuns, like Wilbur, [[ThatCameOutWrong sometimes you hit yourself]].]]

--->'''Ben:''' Wilbur, have you had your colonoscopy yet?\\

'''Ben:''' ...to '''The Midnight Ruby Club!''' Oh... wow!

* At the end of their dinner date at Mondo Venezio as arranged (and paid for) by Lord Lockley, [[https://crosstimecafe.com/speedreader/doc_rat.html#1504 Ben frets]] about not having paid for it himself. Monty even had a salve for that particular quandry planned.

* At the end of their dinner date at Mondo Venezio as arranged (and paid for) by Lord Lockley, Ben frets about not having paid for it himself. Monty even had a salve for that particular quandry planned.