History Funny / DoTheRightThing

* When Smiley arrives at the window of Sal's to sell his pictures, Pino aggressively steps outside and insultingly confronts him, while also arguing with an off-screen resident about harassing Smiley. While that's going on, Smiley attempts to say "Fuck you!" to Pino, but his stuttering cripples it.

* Buggin' Out (who has a ridiculous haircut) is telling the three guys sitting at the corner they should boycott Sal's. This is done in his POV--when he faces Coconut Sid, he goes "No, man. No." He turns to ML: "No." He turns to Sweet Dick Willie: "Hell no, goddamn it! Sal ain't never done nothing to you, man, and me neither. Hear me, what you oughta do is boycott the barber that fucked up your head!"

--> "And Cocount, you got a lot of damn nerve! You got off the boat, too!"

* Buggin' Out (who has a ridiculous haircut) is telling the three guys sitting at the corner they should boycott Sal's. This is done in his POV--when he faces Coconut Sid, he goes "No, man. No." He turns to ML: "No." He turns to Sweet Dick Willie: "Hell no, goddamn it! Sal did nothing to you! What you oughta do is boycott the barber that fucked up your head!"

--> ''Jade:'' Yeah, brush your teeth.
--> ''Mookie:'' I brushed my teeth.
--> ''Jade:'' Your breath stinks.
--> ''Mookie:'' It's your upper lip.

--->'''Sonny:''' Motherfuck you!
--->'''Raheem:''' "Motherfuck me?" ''[beat]'' You're alright man.
* Buggin' Out (who has a ridiculous haircut) is telling the three guys sitting at the corner they should boycott Sal's. Sweet Dick Willie responds with "You oughta boycott the barber that fucked up your head!"

--->'''Pino:''' Vito. Get a broom and sweep out front.
--->'''Vito:''' Huh?
--->'''Pino:''' Get a broom and sweep out front.
--->'''Vito:''' What?!
--->'''Pino:''' (his voice is now bellowing throughout the neighborhood) '''GET A BROOM AND SWEEP OUT FRONT!'''

--> ''And Cocount, you got a lot of damn nerve- you got off the boat, too!"
Then he turns right around and calls that same grocer "Kung Fu".
--> ''If Mike Tyson '''dream''' about whupping my ass, he better wake up and apologize!"

** --> ''If Mike Tyson ''dream'' about whupping my ass, he better wake up and apologize!''

** --> ''If Mike Tyson ''dream'' about whupping my ass, he better wake up and apologize!''

Then he turns right around and calls that same grocer "Kung Fu".

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* As "Sweet Dick" Willie is portrayed by stand up comedian Robin Harris, it follows that most of his lines (most, if not all ad-libbed) are some of the funniest in the film.
Willie rebukes his friend Coconut Sal for his racist tirade against the Korean grocer:

* Radio Raheem gets into an argument with Sonny, the Korean owner of the local grocery store, over the latters lack of English skills.

* Buggin' Out (who has a ridiculous haircut) is telling the three guys sitting at the corner they should boycott Sal's. One of them responds "You oughta boycott the barber that fucked up your head!"

--->'''Pino:''' (his voice is now bellowing throughout the neighborhood) '''GET A BROOM AND SWEEP OUT FRONT!'''

* When Smiley arrives at the window of Sal's to sell his pictures, Pino aggressively steps outside and insultingly confronts him, while also arguing with an off-screen resident about harassing Smiley. While that's going on, Smiley attempts to say "Fuck you!" to Pino, but his stuttering cripples it, making it unintentionally hilarious.
* At the beginning when Sal asks Pino to sweep the front of the pizzeria and instead orders Vito, whom is blasting his walkman leading to this:

--->'''Vito:''' HUH?

--->'''Vito:''' WHAT?
--->'''Pino:''' (His voice is now bellowing throughout the neighborhood) '''GET A BROOM!!! AND SWEEP OUT FRONT!!!!'''

--->'''Vito:''' HUH.
--->'''Pino:''' Get a brrom and sweep out front.

* When Smiley arrives at the window of Sal's to sell his pictures, Pino aggressively steps outside and insultingly confronts him, while also arguing with an off-screen resident about harassing Smiley. While that's going on, Smiley attempts to say "Fuck you!" to Pino, but his stuttering cripples it, making it unintentionally hilarious.

* When Smiley arrives at the window of Sal's to sell his pictures, Pino aggressively steps outside and insultingly confronts him, while also arguing with an off-screen resident about harassing Smiley. While that's going on, Smiley attempts to say "Fuck you!" to Pino, but his stuttering cripples it, making it [[Narm unintentionally hilarious.]]

Not a comedy film, but has it's moments.

* Buggin' Out (who has a ridiculous haircut) is telling the three guys sitting at the corner they should boycott Sal's. One of them responds "You oughta boycott the barber that fucked up your head!"

--->'''Raheem:''' "Motherfuck me?" ''[beat]'' You're alright man.