- Radio Raheem gets into an argument with Sonny, the Korean owner of the local grocery store, over the latters lack of English skills.
- Sonny: Motherfuck you!Raheem: "Motherfuck me?" [beat] You're alright man.
- Buggin' Out (who has a ridiculous haircut) is telling the three guys sitting at the corner they should boycott Sal's. One of them responds "You oughta boycott the barber that fucked up your head!"
- When Smiley arrives at the window of Sal's to sell his pictures, Pino aggressively steps outside and insultingly confronts him, while also arguing with an off-screen resident about harassing Smiley. While that's going on, Smiley attempts to say "Fuck you!" to Pino, but his stuttering cripples it, making it unintentionally hilarious.
Funny / Do the Right Thing
This is not entirely a comedy film, but has it's moments.