History Funny / DmCDevilMayCry

** From a certain point of view, it could probably mean that his problem was the long hair being combined with PeekABangs, not just white hair.

** This becomes [[FunnyAneurysmMoment distinctly unfunny]] once we know what Kat [[SelfMadeOrphan meant]] by "[[AbusiveParents nightmares]]".

** Dante's one-liner against Bob counts as well, "Segue into ''[[DodgeThis THIS]]''!

* The context and plot behind the ''Vergil's Downfall'' DLC aren't funny at all. The construct of Dante formed by Vergil's subconscious and insecurities is a spiteful, cruel individual who always looked down on his brother. What ''is'' funny? the only thing it has in common with the actual Dante is that it ''still cracks horrible puns''.

-->[[TemptingFate Not in]] [[TakeThatAudience a million years]].
** By the end, his hair's gone completely white.
** And then they're offering a Classic Dante skin based after Dante's ''Devil May Cry 3'' appearance as DLC, then following that a ''[=DMC1=]'' skin bundled with Definitive Edition.
** Could be that the problem was long hair combined with PeekABangs, not white hair.

* In the intro to mission 4, Dante is dragged into Limbo again,

** "Segue into ''[[DodgeThis THIS]]''!
* During the boss fight with Bob Barbas, you can see a bit on the newsticker.
-->'''Newsticker:''' Bob Barbas voted the world's sexiest news reader.

* A nice OhCrap moment for the player when the three are invading Mundus's building. As Dante heads up, he tries to remember which floor to stop on, thinking it's 105. We then hear Kat going over the plan telling him to stop on ''106'' and ''not'' 105, which is infested with demons.

* In the first mission, when Dante enters the haunted house, an animatronic doll [[JumpScare jumps out at Dante]], and Dante just runs past it and says...
-->'''Dante:''' Get lost.
** And then only seconds after? The Hunter's arm breaks through one of the walls and tries to grab him.
--->'''Dante:''' [[OhCrap OH SHIT!]]
* The Vergil-centric DLC isn't funny at all. The construct of Dante formed by Vergil's subconscious and insecurities is a spiteful, cruel individual who always looked down on his brother. What ''is'' funny: the only thing it has in common with the actual Dante is that it ''still cracks horrible puns''.

* Dante is trapped in Limbo inside a church, and has to make it to the window at the end of the aisle in order to escape. As soon as Dante is about to reach said window, Limbo stretches out the aisle, and this happens multiple times. After Dante eventually escapes, he treats us to this pun:
--> '''Dante''': That seemed to drag on forever...Church.
* After beating Vergil in the Definitive Edition, the same ending plays out, but with one major difference. As the camera pans towards Dante, instead of his eyes glowing with power, Dante escorts Kat out of the area, ''and attempts to grab her ass on the way out.'' Way to kill the drama, man.

'''Dante:''' ''(stops just as he was about to run across)'' Ahhh, that's ... bullshit.\\

'''Vergil:''' Mundus is behind the vault door. Let's not keep him waiting.]] ... [[BiggerIsBetterInBed And I've got a bigger dick.

** By the end, [[spoiler:his hair's gone completely white]].

* A conversation between Vergil and Dante before [[spoiler:Dante enters Mundus' lair]], showing [[SiblingRivalry some growing friendly animosity]].

'''Vergil:''' [[spoiler:Mundus is behind the vault door. Let's not keep him waiting.]] ... [[BiggerIsBetterInBed And I've got a bigger dick.]]
* [[spoiler:Just before the battle with Mundus, while he's stomping around making a speech that Vergil and Dante are totally ignoring:]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Mundus:''' '''''I AM MUNDUS.''''']]\\
[[spoiler:'''Dante:''' ''(pointing at Mundus)'' You're an asshole!]]
** Followed by a quick shot of [[spoiler: the transformed Mundus just reeling his head back and scrunching his face up, absolutely pissed before he flips his shit.]]

* After [[spoiler:beating Vergil]] in the Definitive Edition, the same ending plays out, but with one major difference. As the camera pans towards Dante, instead of his eyes glowing with power, Dante escorts Kat out of the area, ''and attempts to grab her ass on the way out.'' Way to kill the drama, man.

** And then they're offering a Classic Dante skin based after Dante's ''Devil May Cry 3'' appearance as DLC, then following that a [=DMC1=] skin bundled with Definitive Edition.

'''Kat''': [[BluntYes Yes.]]

* After [[spoiler:beating Vergil]] in the Definitive Edition, the same ending plays out, but with one major difference. As the camera pans towards Dante, instead of his eyes glowing with power, Dante escorts Kat out of the area, ''and attempts to grab her ass on the way out.'' Way to kill the drama, man.

'''Kat''': Yes.\\

-->'''Vergil:''' The way they keep us docile is a... a little more insidious.
-->'''Dante:''' What is it? ''(sips drink from can)''
-->'''Vergil:''' It's in your hand. Planet Earth's most popular soft drink, Virility. The demons have spiked it.
-->''(Dante slowly turns and spits the drink out)''

''(Dante silently mouths "fuck me" when Kat walks away)''

-->'''Succubus:''' Fuck you.
-->'''Dante:''' Fuck you!
-->'''Succubus:''' FUCK YOOOOUUUUUBLAAARRRRRRGGG ''(fight starts)''

* During the boss fight with [[spoiler: Bob Barbas]], you can see a bit on the newsticker.

--> '''Bob''': You think you're cool? How about I kill you and piss on your corpse for cool points?

--> '''Bob''': ...spreading sexual diseases of the unholy kind.
--> '''Dante''': Ain't that the best kind, Bob?

--> '''Dante''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh shit.]]

--> '''Dante''': [Kat] was right. This is Hell. ''(Stepping out of the elevator onto a demon-infested floor)'' Ah, much better.

-->[[spoiler:'''Mundus:''' '''''I AM MUNDUS.''''']]
-->[[spoiler:'''Dante:''' ''(pointing at Mundus)'' You're an asshole!]]

-->'''Dante:''' ''(punches bouncer unconscious then signs something on the clipboard before dropping it)'' I am now.
-->''(zoom in on the clipboard which has the words "FUCK YOU" in red)''

-->'''Dante:''' [[OhCrap OH SHIT!]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc El mod mexicano de "Donté"]] [[GratuitousSpanish es un nuevo nivel]] [[MagnificentMoustachesOfMexico de divertido]].

** And they're now offering a Classic Dante skin as DLC.

* After [[spoiler: beating Vergil]] in the Definitive Edition, the same ending plays out, but with one major difference. As the camera pans towards Dante, instead of his eyes glowing with power, Dante escorts Kat out of the area, ''and attempts to grab her ass on the way out.'' Way to kill the drama, man.

** Also, the Succubus' [[Expy resemblance]] to the [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Slurm Queen]].

** Also, the Succubus' resemblance to the [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Slurm Queen]].

** Meta-funny: How much offence some particularly hardcore DMC fans took at such a mild jab. Also, seeing former haters [[ActuallyPrettyFunny actually laugh at this]].