History Funny / DissidiaFinalFantasy

*** ''Any'' scene from the 12th cycle featuring both Kefka and Kuja is ''guaranteed'' to be a CMOF. You've got to be Kefka if you can, considering you're in a Final Fantasy game, pull a [[ToiletHumor fart joke]] out of ''nowhere''.

* Pretty much any scene involving Kefka. Or any of his battle quotes. It almost has to be concluded that Kefka is CrowningMomentOfFunny incarnate.

---> "I've decided to help that spoony bard!"
---> "He and his black thong are going to regret this!"
*** Kefka and Vaan. Words can not do those scenes justice.
---> '''Vaan:''' ''(grabs Terra's hand and begins to run off)'' "I'm gonna take the girl! Catch you later!"
---> '''Kefka:''' ''(isn't paying attention)'' "Yeah, it's been a pleasure." ''(finally realizes what Vaan's doing)'' [[DoubleTake Wait you're- WHAT?!]]

--> '''Gilgamesh''': "I have more arms than him!" [[hottip:*:Gilgamesh' EX Mode turns him [[MultiArmedAndDangerous six-handed]], while Chaos has 4 hands all the time.

* Just after Bartz hands Squall his 'Lucky Feather' and runs off. Saying that Squall should hold on to it until they run into each other again. Squall just stands their, perfectly still for a long moment. And all he can say about the bizarre situation is...

* Mognet has some of these: one of the letters has a moogle that asks you to shout things out loud, and one of the choices is "Cloud of Darkness, take it all off!". Picking it causes him to tell you that you should tone it down a bit so you won't traumatize the kids in the audience and presents "Zoom camera into Tifa's cleavage!" as a better option.

* Meta example as it refers to FanWorks, but anyway, look for [[MikuMikuDance "MMD Dissidia"]] on Youtube. It's really WorthIt, [[DieLaughing provided you've got your medication.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlJVOy8ywrc Here's the video, if you're curious/lazy.]] Make note of when you break down laughing. [[{{Tropers/Ryumaru}} Myself,]] I lost it at [[spoiler: shirtless Tidus doing the dance.]]
** This troper started laughing when she saw [[spoiler:Squall]] dancing, but went completely hysterical when she saw [[spoiler:Sephiroth]] of all people dancing like Miku Hatsune.

In Dissidia Duodecim Cloud's line changes a little. Still funny though.

--> '''Squall''': ''(who said anything about a promise?}''

** Onion Knight vs. Onion Knight: "Hmph. A poor imitation."

--> '''Gilgamesh''': "I have more arms than him!" [[hottip:*:Gilgamesh' EX Mode turns him [[MultiArmedAndDangerous six-handed]], while Chaos has 4 hands all the time.]]

** It gets a bit funnier if you watch the mindset as Cecil trying to be a father, hooking up his son.

** Kefka vs. Kefka: [[ScrewYourself "Who's 'that' handsome devil?"]]

** Kefka vs. Kefka: [[ScrewYourself "Who's ''that'' handsome devil?"]]

* In the Quickbattle mode of the first game, if you set the battle as Jecht vs. Jecht, his [[PreAssKickingOneLiner opening quote]] is [[AwesomeEgo "I get to fight with the best fighter in the world." ]] And if he loses to himself? "This is good."

* Squall reaches Ultimecia's castle to confront his villain and delivers his WorldOfCardboardSpeech about how he will defeat her for the sake of his {{Nakama}}, and prepares to face her ''and'' Garland at once in a two-on-one fight. Cue Zidane's DynamicEntry by tackling Garland--who is three times his size and wearing a full suit of plate armor--off to the side and telling Squall to stop showing off.

---> '''Vaan:''' ''(grabs Terra's hand and begins to run off)'' "I'm gonna take the girl now! Catch you later!"
---> '''Kefka:''' ''(isn't paying attention)'' "Yeah, pleasure meeting you." ''(finally realizes what Vaan's doing)'' [[DoubleTake Wait you're- WHAT?!]]

* In the Quickbattle mode of the first game, if you set the battle as Jecht vs. Jecht, his [[PreAssKickingOneLiner opening quote]] is [[AwesomeEgo "I'm going to get to fight the greatest fighter of all time." ]] And if he loses to himself? "This is good."

* In the Quickbattle mode of the first game, if you set the battle as Jecht vs. Jecht, his [[PreAssKickingOneLiner opening quote]] is "I'm going to get to fight the greatest fighter ever."

--> '''Gilgamesh''': "I have more arms than him!" [[hottip:*:Gilgamesh' EX Mode turns him [[MultiArmedAndDangerous six-handed]], while Chaos has 4 hands all the time.]]

* [[YourMileageMayVary Depending on your viewing of it]], the buff to Golbez's 'Gravity Force' attack in ''Duodecim''; it now breaks an opponent's attempt to guard against it, while Golbez quips with a deadpan "Allow me give you something." In the first game, it was easily blocked because of its long start-up time (especially when you consider how quickly the rest of his attacks start). A marvelous way to catch out those who played through the first game.

* Bartz and Tidus are talking about things and Bartz mentions how he knew someone dear to him that taught him how to hold on when you don't remember anything. Tidus instantly teasing/shipping him with this young girl... until he finds out the person in question is an old guy (aka Galuf).

---> '''Kefka:''' ''(isn't paying attention)'' "Yeah, pleasure meeting you." ''(finally realizes what Vaan's doing)'' [[WaitWhat Wait you're- WHAT?!]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5r11b-eFtk Gilgamesh's Ex Burst]]. Better yet, the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMF3PvyR8SA&hd=1 failure version]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5r11b-eFtk Gilgamesh's Ex Burst]]. Better yet, the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YABd827Q9M failure version]]

* Bartz and Tidus are talking about things and Bartz mentions how he knew someone dear to him that taught him how to hold on when you don't remember anything. Tidus instantly teasing/shipping him with this young girl... until he finds out the person in question is an old guy.

-->'''Lightning''': "You know, I'm starting to wonder if you ever will. Spit it
out already."