History Funny / Disgaea3AbsenceOfJustice

** Almaz narrates the finale for a Shonen battle series modeled after Anime/DragonBallZ with episode title "The End of Mao." Mao is initially indifferent until he hears the ending title and swears he will never except such an ending.

* Mao's reaction towards learning [[BonusBoss Baal]] was the thief:

** and the fun doubles because Mao's friends fall for it entirely;

* and the fun doubles because Mao's friends fall for it entirely;
-->'''Almaz:''' ''(To Mao)'' You have two mommies?! Which one's the birth mom?

* [[FoeYay "Princess, I think I've just been violated."]]

* In Raspberyl Mode, Raspberyl decides that she needs the heart of an angel in order to become a better delinquent. She storms Celestia to reach the Archangel and meets...Flonne! However, Flonne realizes that she's still in her Fallen Angel form, and runs off, then comes back, hurriedly putting on her Angel Trainee outfit. It gets even better, when Beryl asks for an autograph, Flonne reveals that she already has ''100'' prepared...and asks if that will be enough.

-->'''[[VillainProtagonist Mao:]]''' To ''protect'' the evil of the Netherworld--
-->'''[[HeroicWannabe Almaz:]]''' We cause more trouble than what we're worth!!
-->'''[[AntiAntiChrist Raspberyl:]]''' We, the seven darknesses, lovers of all evil deeds--
-->'''[[{{Princess}} Sapphire:]]''' Will save the Netherworld with reckless ambition!
-->'''[[TheDandy Master Bigstar:]]''' With our powers combined... We are--!!
-->'''[[TheMagnificent Salvatore:]]''' The Cruel Fighter Squad!!
-->'''[[BunnyEarsLawyer Mr. Champloo:]]''' The Evil Rangers, boom!!

* The normal ending, which is also Mao's CrowningMomentOfAwesome. It's not every day that you see a main character throw the final boss into his lab for experimentation.

-->'''[[BadassPrincess Sapphire:]]''' Will save the Netherworld with reckless ambition!

--> Game: From that day forward, Mao was never seen again (Just Kidding.)

* '''Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth!'s'' recruitment scene:

--> '''Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth!''' (temp) was captured without a fight!

--> '''Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth!''' (temp) was captured without a fight!
** Finally, Go

* Due to a set of bizarre and improbable circumstances, Mao reverts to an infantile state. He spends the rest of the chapter being only able to say variations of "Babloo"--even in all of his battle cries!

** Best part? Etna and Flonne fighting over who gets to be the mommy. And even after Laharl admits he isn't Mao's dad, Flonne ''still'' insists she's his mom.

** The second time seems to work, but it's rather weird... one of the ways to do it is having Mao actually attend school, which not going to school is actually considered a GOOD thing which is rather redundant. As his rival, Raspberyl tries to do the opposite and actually get graduated. It involved something like dance moves, and Raspberyl is actually there too telling him "Good job!" [[spoiler: This one on the other hand actually seems to have worked.]]

* In The Vita UpdatedRerelease, in final map of Master Big Star and Salvotore's scenario, We get this dialogue during the cutscene:
--> Prinny Clicks the "bomb remote".

** Master Big Star admitting he done the same mistake also, and Mao [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] on the failed attempt.

* In The Vita UpdatedRelease, in final map of Master Big Star and Salvotore's scenario, We get this dialogue during the cutscene:

** Master Big Star admitting he done the same mistake also, and Mao [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] on fail attempt.

** First, he tries to eat a sunny side egg with hot sauce or something similar to that effect, but the Mao in his heart calls them out on being rather dumb in actually believing that will work. Before that, they also make a big deal out of saying eggs aren't supposed to be eaten with salt and pepper, which you have to fight a bunch of Maos that have a big BerserkButton about it. XD
** The second time seems to work, but it's rather weird... one of the ways to do it is having Mao actually attend school, which not going to school is actually considered a GOOD thing which is rather redundant. As his rival, Raspberyl tries to do the opposite and actually get graduated. Anyways, I'm pretty sure it involved something like dance moves, and Raspberyl is actually there too telling him "Good job!" [[spoiler: This one on the other hand actually seems to have worked. o.O Yeah. XD]]
* It's a bit of a spoiler, but at one point one character gets traumatized into acting like a child, and you can have an optional dialogue of talking to a SUCCUBUS who will flat out say she isn't your mom. We all know how well that would turn out if she accepted. XD [[spoiler: It's Mao, and Almaz accidentally unplugged something in his heart to reduce his mind to a child, so they have to fix him again. When he gets fixed and ask what went wrong, it's even MORE hilarious. XD IMO, it's especially funny hearing Vic Mignogna's voice in English who does Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. ^^;]]

* Sapphire, at one point, decides to take action to open Mao's heart. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint With a chainsaw]]. Mao and Almaz have the predictable reaction, and Sapphire says that she heard demons can't die from things like this, to which Mao says is a lie and runs away. Sapphire chases after him and says that maybe a chainsaw was too painful she'll use a surgeon's scaple instead.

** Likewise, everything involving with Se-to-oh.

* Sapphire, at one point, decides to take action to open Mao's heart. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint With a chainsaw]]. Mao and Almaz have the predictable reaction, and Sapphire says that she heard demons can't die from things like this, to which Mao says is a lie and runs away. Sapphire chases after him and says that maybe a chainsaw was too painful she'll use a surgeon's scaple instead.