History Funny / Dinosaurs

28th Feb '17 7:59:24 AM Chris116
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** Baby is scared to go to sleep after watching a scary movie, so Earl gives him a bat to attack monsters with if they come for him. Earl tells Fran to turn off the light, but Baby immediately thinks Earl is a monster, and begins whacking him on the head. Earl yells for Fran to turn the light back on as he's pummeled by his own child, but Fran is too late to stop Earl from passing out.



** The police arrive and don't help that much.

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** When the police first begin hostage negotiations, the monster answers the phone as "Hello, Monster under the Bed, Monster speaking!" He's only mildly annoyed that the police want to talk to the kids, but lets them do it anyway. During the broadcast of the crisis, the Monster is represented by his old graduation pictures.
** The police arrive and don't help that much.much anyway.
28th Feb '17 7:53:22 AM Chris116
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** Especially one episode where Timmy is told to put on safety goggles, much to Earl and Baby's disappointment... but still dies anyway.

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** Especially one episode where Timmy is told to put on safety goggles, much to Earl and Baby's disappointment... but still dies anyway.anyway.
* "Monster Under the Bed":
** When Robbie and Charlene are left to babysit Baby for the night, he begins crying about a monster again. After Charlene is abducted by a ''real monster'', he cries for Robbie to help. Robbie comes in with the vacuum cleaner, trying to tell his little brother that he's got a monster-killing device.
-->'''Baby''': [[DeadpanSnarker That's the vacuum cleaner!!]]
** Once the kids are captured by the monster, they learn that their house was accidentally built on top of his, and he's spent about twenty years digging through concrete to try to get to the surface.
-->'''Monster''': And it took me '''18''' years to get the permit!!!
** The police arrive and don't help that much.
-->'''Police chief''': Hey there, monster. Ever share a hot cocoa with your dad?
-->'''Monster''': (''gasps'') Yeah... Yeah I did! Wow, that really brings back memories! [[HopeSpot Seems like you really understand!]]
-->'''Police chief''': You're right monster, we care so darn much... [[SuddenlyShouting NOW RELEASE THOSE KIDS, DIRTBAG!!]] Or we'll come down there and turn you off like a light switch!
-->'''Monster''': If I go, they go with me!!
-->'''Police chief''': You don't have the guts! [[TemptingFate Do it!]] Do it!
-->'''Monster''': Okay! (''begins hastily preparing his stew'')
-->'''Police chief''': [[HypocriticalHumor He's clearly unstable!]] (''cops cock their guns'')
-->'''Howard Handupme''': And it appears that negotiations have broken down between the police and the monster, and we are inching ever close to an almost inevitable firestorm.
** Then just as the battle is about to begin, everyone pauses to watch a commercial about cotton candy. Everyone, including the monster (who's already got Baby in his stew pot) sings along.
** Baby comes up with the idea of simply moving the house away from the monster's burrow. Howard Handupme calls in an expert to see if it can be done. The expert has a diorama of the Sinclairs' house on a flat piece of wood, and simply moves the diorama a few inches. "Sure!" And sure enough, the monster agrees to the arrangement.
-->'''Police chief''': Gets us home by 6.
14th Nov '16 2:22:32 PM CaptainTedium
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* One of the show's [[RunningGag running gags]] was an in-universe TV series about science, and [[YouKilledKenny someone named Timmy always dies]] in the experiment, culminating with "We're going to need another Timmy!"

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* One of the show's [[RunningGag running gags]] was an in-universe TV series about science, and [[YouKilledKenny [[TheyKilledKennyAgain someone named Timmy always dies]] in the experiment, culminating with "We're going to need another Timmy!"
11th Nov '16 6:48:57 PM Nicoaln
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-->"Alcohol: The more you drink, the less you think!"

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-->"Alcohol: The more you drink, the less you think!"think!"
* One of the show's [[RunningGag running gags]] was an in-universe TV series about science, and [[YouKilledKenny someone named Timmy always dies]] in the experiment, culminating with "We're going to need another Timmy!"
** Especially one episode where Timmy is told to put on safety goggles, much to Earl and Baby's disappointment... but still dies anyway.
2nd Nov '16 3:02:55 PM Byzantinefire
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** Richfield losing his temper at the debate while being restrained by his support staff.
22nd Jun '16 4:35:00 AM gewunomox
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** Hippie Richfield. Bonus points for singing JimiHendrix's "Purple Haze," unless [[{{Bowdlerize}} you're watching on Netflix]], though the alternate scene they used is still funny.

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** Hippie Richfield. Bonus points for singing JimiHendrix's Music/JimiHendrix's "Purple Haze," unless [[{{Bowdlerize}} you're watching on Netflix]], though the alternate scene they used is still funny.
28th Apr '16 8:28:30 AM ropertroper
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--> Earl: They didn't even know each other before I defrosted them.

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--> Earl: They didn't even know each other before I defrosted them.them.
*Earl watching a commercial for alcohol in "Career Opportunities".
-->"Alcohol: The more you drink, the less you think!"
20th Feb '16 8:54:25 PM BNSF1995
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** This troper lost it at this scene, since the last quote seen here is something you just don't normally hear an infant that isn't [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Stewie Griffin]] use such vocabulary.
12th Jan '16 10:04:55 PM Emperor_Oshron
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-->''(he realizes what he just said)''



-->'''Earl:'''Good idea.

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-->'''Earl:'''Good -->'''Earl:''' ''(agreeing with her for maybe the first time ever)'' Good idea.


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** And then it turns out that the monster is actually very friendly, greeting them with a "Howdy!" and giving them directions.
18th Oct '15 12:49:43 PM BNSF1995
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-->'''Baby:''' DIE, SCUM, DIE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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