History Funny / DegrassiTheNextGeneration

* Alli is freaking out to Claire on being pregnant.

-->'''Claire''': Wow, I am learning so much about you.

* Jane makes Holly J and Declan drive from New York back to Derassi to stop Spinner and Emma's wedding...only to realize Spinner is better off with Emma, so they hug goodbye. At which point Manny enters, jumps to the wrong idea and she and Jane have a brief catfight on the sand. And after Spinner explains, Manny just brushes off her dress and hair and declares "let's do this." Even better, Sav and Danny are outside the tent, each refusing to go in and break it up with Sav saying "look at me, I'm a twig!"

* A party at Fiona's loft turns into a full-fledged brawl between Eli, Jake and the hockey team. At one point, ''Claire and Katie'' end up punching a hockey player over a couch, doing a high five with "did we just do that" looks. What stops the brawl? Imogen finally getting the confetti cannon she's been messing with all night working to fire some off and, as if not noticing the fight at all, laughing, "I made it rain!"

* When Emma does her DefiantStriptease in Season 7, Simpson is shown trying to wrangle the hooting students while doing everything possible to avoid seeing his stepdaughter topless.

* Jane makes Holly J and Declan drive from New York back to Derassi to stop Spinner and Emma's wedding...only to realize Spinner is better off with Emma so they hug goodbye. At which point Manny enters, jumps to the wrong idea and she and Jane have a brief catfight on the sand. And after Spinner explains, Manny just brushes off her dress and hair and declares "let's do this." Even better, Sav and Danny are outside the tent, each refusing to go in and break it up with Sav saying "look at me, I'm a twig!"

* In "Against All Odds", Spinner becomes paranoid about the recently-outed Marco having a crush on him (because, you know, [[CriticalResearchFailure all gay men are attracted to every man they see]] [[EvenTheGuysWantHim and apparently no one, not even Marco,]] [[SarcasmMode can resist Spinner.]]) Later in the episode, the two of them have a sleepover at Jimmy's house and the three of them end up watching a porno(!). Marco then reveals that in watching the tape that he wasn't watching the girl in the action going on between her and the guy she was with on-screen, leading to this hilarious response by Spinner:

* J.T.'s "Supah Fly Fries" commercial. [[TotallyRadical Paws of my fries, dawg!]]
* When Anya and Holly J are at the outdoor Pizza restaurant, Anya knows that her crush, Dr. Dorian, is going to be there. When he arrives, Anya asks Holly J to pretend to choke for her, that way she can [[IsThereADoctorInTheHouse ask if there is a doctor there]], hopefully getting Dr. Dorian to come over and "rescue" Holly J. Since IsThereADoctorInTheHouse is now pretty much a DiscreditedTrope and is now usually [[SubvertedTrope subverted in the way Anya plans]], nothing really seems out of the ordinary; just your usual Degrassi romance hooplah. That is until the show decides to ''[[DoubleSubvertedTrope subvert an already subverted discredited trope]]'' by having there already be a doctor right behind them when Anya asks if there is a doctor there. Anya gives a befuddled look, and then loudly whispers "SIT!" to the other doctor so Dr. Dorian will be the one to come over.

* After Riley consults a man on how to "cure" his homosexuality, he tells Fiona about it at school. Fiona responds negatively, and says something along the lines of "Riley, you ''can't cure'' being gay" to which Riley in turn [[{{Narm}} Narm-a-rifically]] SHOUTS back with "TOO BAD YOU CAN'T CURE BITCH!"
** Or in the same episode when Ms. Hassafrass tells him about the LGBT club, to which he replies, "What is that, a sandwich or something?"

-->''"The killer wants a virgin! Katie, Clare, sacrifice yourselves!"''

--> '''''"Beat it, hipster!"'''''

* In "Against All Odds", Spinner becomes paranoid about the recently-outed Marco having a crush on him(because, you know, [[CriticalResearchFailure all gay men are attracted to every man they see]] [[EvenTheGuysWantHim and apparently no one, not even Marco,]] [[SarcasmMode can resist Spinner.]]) Later in the episode, the two of them have a sleepover at Jimmy's house and the three of them end up watching a porno(!). Marco then reveals that in watching the tape that he wasn't watching the girl in the action going on between her and the guy she was with on-screen, leading to this hilarious response by Spinner:

* Mo and Connor quoting [[MemeticMutation Clare's rant at Eli]] from the beginning of season 11 to win a football match.

* How has nobody put ''[[Creator/KevinSmith Jay & SIlent Bob Go Canadian, Eh?]]'' on this list?

** The night gets even better when Spinner begins to choke on some popcorn and Marco tries to save him by giving him the Heimlich Maneuver. Not wanting to be "groped" by Marco, he gives him chase, but he finally catches up to him, performs the procedure (all the while [[WhatAnIdiot Spin tries to get away from him]]) he spits up the food all over the floor as an annoyed Jimmy replies, "That's a new carpet, guys" moreso out of concern over his family's carpeting than his [[ActuallyPrettyFunny choking friend's life being saved.]]

* When Anya and Sav decide to come clean about Anya [[ItMakesSenseInContext lying about being pregnant,]] Anya changes her mind at the last minute, instead claiming, in the most monotonous, unconvincing tone, that she miscarried.
-->'''Anya''': [[BadBadActing I... had a miscarriage.]] [[AngstWhatAngst Super bummer.]]

'''Tristan:''': [[AccidentalInnuendo You can eat Grace's muffin later.]]\\

* In a similar BlackComedy fashion, in Season One, Maya asks Zig what could possibly come between them as her song plays through her phone's speakers. Zig looks at Zoe in a moment of [[YourCheatingHeart shared]] [[WhatHaveIDone guilt]] and ''what'' lyric of Maya's song is playing as the camera pans to Zoe?

--> Anya: I'll barf a lot, for days.
--> Sav: You know what barfs a lot? For months? A baby!

-->'''Zoë, gesturing towards Grace:''' Kind of in the middle of something...
-->'''Tristan:''': [[AccidentalInnuendo You can eat Grace's muffin later.]]
-->''Cue shot of mortified Zoë.''

-->'''Maya(singing):''' Yes I will, I will, Yes I will.

* Season Two episode's, "Girls Just Want To Have Fun", with the dance contest that has Jimmy and Spinner competing against one another. Being an 80s-theme party, while Spinner decides to dress in sweats and breakdance, who does Jimmy decide to dress as? ''Michael Jackson'', complete with the Thriller jacket, tight black pants, the single glove and a bad jheri curl wig. Even better, the composer of the episode decided to play a MJ-inspired instrumental during his strut down the hall, complete with his signature [[VerbalTic "Hoo!"]]. Both boys end up sabotaging each other and when Jimmy stole Spinner's music forcing him to dance to ballroom music, Spinner stole Jimmy's dance clothes, which forced him to dance in his MJ outfit, causing his pants to split. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny In front of a huge, laughing crowd.]]

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