History Funny / Deepercutt

** Peter backflips off his scooter going "EBARABARABA" in mid-air, [[CallBack just like in Deepercutt's previous Spider-Man poop]].

** Cotton's bad scene
-->"My name is Hank Hill, the real Hank Hill, and I'm gonna tell you what, Mr. Judge...."
-->Cotton screams.
-->Jackie Chan: "Sir, if you don't calm down right now, I'm going to have to tazer you."
-->Cotton continues to scream in the airplane, and then a shot fires off inside.

-->'''Richie''': You know, uh, next bus should be here in a couple of minutes...
-->'''Virgil''': [[BrickJoke THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH!]]

-->'''Anchorman''': And in local news, police report finding 3 men literally stuck to the ceiling, but the adhesive wasn't static electricity; it was paste. They were caught by a young masked man who had mutant paste powers, and called himself "[[VideoGame/HotelMario Gay Luigi]]".
-->'''Virgil''': ''Mutant''?!?! That's degrading!
-->'''Richie''': You got a better word?
-->'''Virgil''': I kinda like...."[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames dinner]]".
-->'''Richie''': Catch-ay!

-->'''Richie''': You did it!
-->'''Virgil''': Yeah, lucky that water main was there.
-->'''Richie''': Uh, Virg, that wasn't a water main... it was [[{{Squick}} cum]].
-->'''Virgil''': ...I think Static's work here is done.

-->'''Robin''': Doesn't it warm your heart to see everyone in the spirit of Christmas?\\

-->'''Bruce Wayne:''' "It........."
-->* Overly long beat*
-->'''Bruce:''' "...has its moments."
-->'''Joker:''' "WHEEEEEE!"

-->'''Octavius:''' [[SelfDeprecation It's a terrible joke]].

-->'''Kid:''' How'd you do that?!\\

-->'''Doc Ock:''' ''(throws money bags at Spider-Man)''\\

-->'''Octavius:''' [[CallBack It's a terrible]] PIZZA!

-->'''JJJ:''' Spider-Man... was a [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing CLOWN! *wheeze*]]

-->'''Peter:''' ''(unmasks in front of Octavius)''\\

--> '''Ganon:''' YOU are my prisoner!
--> '''Spider-Man:''' Hey!
--> '''Ganon:''' Silence! Hectan! Keep the runt in chains!
--> '''Hectan:''' Yes, master! ''(Ganon zaps him, Hector liquifies)'' You've killlllled meeee!
--> '''Ganon:''' ''(Dumbfounded)'' Hectan! ... Hectan! ... Hectan! ''(Kills the police)''

--> '''Mario:''' My brother's been turned into an egg, and now those wreched reptiles want us to play football with my *BLEEP! I mean, what's this kingdom coming to!?
--> '''Yoshi:''' *Awkward face* "Oh, I scared Mario..."
--> '''Mario:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you Yoshi.]]
--> '''Yoshi:''' If we break egg, Luigi get [[KilledOffForReal SCRAMBLED!]]
--> '''Mario:''' [[TheUnfavourite FUCK LUIGI!]]

* "Peter, you're a nice guy, but you're just not Deepercutt."
* Spider-Man meets a couple of kids and screams in front of them.
* Peter backflips off his scooter going "EBARABARABA" in mid-air, [[CallBack just like in Deepercutt's previous Spider-Man poop]].

'''Hoffman:''' "Doctor Octopus?" \\

'''JJJ:''' What are you looking for, gay sex? Get out.\\
---\\
'''Peter:''' I'm responsible.\\
'''Aunt May:''' For what?\\
'''Peter:''' For what happened to Uncle Ben. I shot him.\\
---\\

'''Spider-Man:''' Pizza time!

-->'''Bruce:''' "...has it's moments."

--> '''ComicBook/SpiderMan:''' Cool Spidey outfit.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Thanks.\\

'''JJJ:''' Pretty good. But it's taken! Wait, wait! I got it! "[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Doctor Ro-bot-nik]]". \\

-->'''Anchorman''': And in local news, police report finding 3 men literally stuck to the ceiling, but the adhesive wasn't static electricity; it was paste. They were caught by a young masked man who had mutant paste powers, and called himself "[[HotelMario Gay Luigi]]".

** The Pharaoh summoning Sonic, Jayden, Hank, Luffy, Jackie Chan, Spiderman and Static in the intro sequence.

** Yugi turning into Knuckles.

* His ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'' poop, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbpNLQLiYyw Ethan Mars Is Gay]], is his longest one and might be his funniest.
** Ethan picking up Shaun from school [[ManipulativeEditing immediately transitions]] to the scene where Ethan is forced to drive at top speed on the wrong side of the road as part of the killer's test. He crashes [[BlackComedy and apparently dies in the flaming wreck]] as Shaun pitifully calls for him. Cut to [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic the Nostalgia Critic]] deciding that the scene is too dark and rewriting it:
-->'''Critic''': I know! He freezes in place and says-
-->'''Ethan''': ... [[NonSequitur Green pants.]]
-->''Critic laughs''
** Immediately after the above, [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog Shadow]] appears and [[spoiler: guns Ethan down.]]
** Ethan sits on a bench [[MindScrew with himself]].
-->'''Left Ethan''': Aren't you going to go play with the other kids?
-->'''Right Ethan''': I haven't been on a see saw in a while...
** Jayden's presentation on the Origami Killer has to be seen to be believed:
-->'''Jayden''': The killer is white.
-->'''Perry''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What on earth does that mean?]]
-->'''Jayden''': He doesn't have anything personal against white victims. That's why he [[{{Blackface}} covers the victims' faces with mud]].
-->'''Blake''': Very interesting.
-->(pans out to reveal a large steak on Blake's lap)
-->'''Blake''': [[CaptainObvious There's a steak here.]]
-->'''Perry''': Continue, Jayden.
-->(the display glitches out behind Jayden)
-->'''Jayden''': Carter, stop!
-->'''Blake''': Assfuck!
-->'''Perry''': Enough!
-->'''Jayden''': [[NonSequitur I'm dying of thirst.]]
** Jayden throws a crowbar at Korda's back, apparently killing him.
-->'''Perry''': Jesus Christ, Jayden, are you completely off your head?!
-->'''Jayden''': *grabs the desk and roars*
** Shelby visits the grocer:
-->'''Hassan''': Can I help you, sir?
-->'''Shelby''': My name is Scott Shelby, I'm [[BlatantLies a ten-year-old boy.]]
-->({{Beat}})
-->'''Hassan''': Mr. Shelby... [[LukeIAmYourFather You are my son.]]
** Shelby's visits to the Kramer mansion are cut together, resulting in Shelby calmly walking up to the raging party's entrance and going on a random shooting massacre.
** Ethan's interrogation:
-->'''Jayden''': Look, Ethan! [[IAmAHumanitarian I ate Shaun!]]
-->'''Ethan''': [[BigNo NOOOOO-!]]
-->(Blake hits him)
** The climax has the game's final level brilliantly edited to show [[spoiler: [[TheDogWasTheMastermind Jayden]] as the Origami Killer and Shelby as the friendly bystander assisting Ethan, a complete role reversal from how it's meant to go.]] It only gets funnier as it goes on, culminating in an inexplicable [[spoiler: AllJustADream twist.]]
** The lesson to be learned from this poop? [[SpaceWhaleAesop Shower before]] [[ForWantOfANail you head downstairs]].

** The climax has the game's final level brilliantly edited to show [[spoiler: [[TheDogWasTheMastermind Jayden]] as the Origami Killer and Shelby as the friendly bystander assisting Ethan, a complete role reversal from how it's meant to go.]] It only gets funnier as it goes on, culminating in an inexplicable [[spoiler: AllJustADream twist.]]

--> '''ComicBook/{{Spider-Man}}:''' Cool Spidey outfit.\\

* His ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'' poop, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbpNLQLiYyw Ethan Mars Is Gay]], is his longest one and [[MagnumOpus might be his funniest.]]

-->'''Richie''': Uh, Virg, that wasn't a water main... it was [[Squick cum]].

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* His ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'' poop, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbpNLQLiYyw Ethan Mars Is Gay]], is his longest one and [[MagnumOpus might be his funniest.]]

*** "I've never seen that. [[TakeThatMe I could never get past the title.]]"