History Funny / DeepBlueSea

** Then, the way that an underwater Whitlock is struggling ineffectively in the gurney, in the jaws of a shark which again swims at insane velocity to ''lob'' him against the glass while immediately after veering off to the side with panache, almost as if to say "how about that, bitch?!". As WebOriginal/DoubleToasted pointed out, there's also the fact that he was even alive to suffer these events after being dragged into the sea. A medical oxygen mask is definitely not airtight or a proxy for a scuba mask and tank, but the film acts like it is. Also, the shock brought on by being dismembered means he should not be conscious even if he somehow could breathe with the mask's help. They posited that the only logical theory is that the super-intelligent sharks somehow kept him alive with expert medical care, ''just to prolong his suffering.'' Which is, needless to say, hilarious.

* Raiding the deceased Janice's quarters for batteries for underwater flashlights, Scoggins asks "Where would a girl keep her ''[[ADateWithRosiePalms (makes vibrating noise)]]'' thing?". Preacher is disgusted by his lack of tact.

** Then, the way that an underwater Whitlock is struggling ineffectively in the gurney, in the jaws of a shark which again swims at insane velocity to ''lob'' him against the glass while immediately after veering off to the side with panache, almost as if to say "how about that, bitch?!". As WebOriginal/DoubleToasted pointed out, there's also the fact that he was even alive to suffer these events after being dragged into the sea. A medical oxygen mask is definitely not airtight or a proxy for a scuba mask and tank, but the film acts like it is. Also, the shock brought on by being dismembered means he should not be conscious even if he somehow could breathe with the mask. They posited that the only logical theory is that the super-intelligent sharks somehow kept him alive with expert medical care, ''just to prolong his suffering.'' Which is, needless to say, hilarious.

* Raiding the deceased Janice's quarters for batteries for underwater flashlights, Scoggins asks "Where would a girl keep her ''[[ADateWithRosiePalms (makes vibrating noise)]]'' thing?" Preacher is disgusted by his lack of tact.

** Then, the way that an underwater Whitlock is struggling ineffectively in the gurney, in the jaws of a shark which again swims at insane velocity to ''lob'' him against the glass while immediately after veering off to the side with panache, almost as if to say "how about that, bitch?!". As WebOriginal/DoubleToasted pointed out, the fact that he was even alive to suffer the events after being dragged into the sea. A medical oxygen mask is definitely not airtight or a proxy for a scuba mask and tank, but the film acts like it is. Also, the shock brought on by being dismembered means he should not be conscious even if he somehow could breathe with the mask. They posited that the only logical theory is that the super-intelligent sharks somehow kept him alive with expert medical care, ''just to prolong his suffering.'' Which is, needless to say, hilarious.

** Then, the way that an underwater Whitlock is struggling ineffectively in the gurney, in the jaws of a shark which again swims at insane velocity to ''lob'' him against the glass while swimming off to the side with panache, almost as if to say "how about that, bitch?!". As WebOriginal/DoubleToasted pointed out, the fact that he was even alive to suffer the events after being dragged into the sea. A medical oxygen mask is definitely not airtight or a proxy for a scuba mask and tank, but the film acts like it is. Also, the shock brought on by being dismembered means he should not be conscious even if he somehow could breathe with the mask. They posited that the only logical theory is that the super-intelligent sharks somehow kept him alive with expert medical care, ''just to prolong his suffering.'' Which is, needless to say, hilarious.

** As much as Whitlock's unfortunate fate of being flung (on a gurney) against the hardened glass observation viewport as a BatteringRam by the sharks so as to force access to the facility was recorded on the film's NightmareFuel page, it can just as easily be seen as {{narm}}y comedy gold. Let's start with the way the sharks abduct him. They take advantage of a random mechanical failure of the rescue helicopter winch and then drag him and the gurney further underwater, at speeds extreme enough to ''drag the chopper and force it to crash and explode against the top side of the facility''. Also leading to a silly death scene for Brenda (try running away from the fireball instead of shrieking at it!).

** Then, the way that an underwater Whitlock is struggling ineffectively in the gurney, in the jaws of a shark which again swims at insane velocity to ''lob'' him against the glass while swimming off to the side with panache, almost as if to say "how about that, bitch?!". As WebOriginal/DoubleToasted pointed out.

** As much as Whitlock's unfortunate fate of being flung (on a gurney) against the hardened glass observation viewport as a BatteringRam by the sharks so as to force access to the facility was recorded on the film's NightmareFuel page, it can just as easily be seen as {{narm}}y comedy gold.

* Scoggins and Preacher are marveling at how little time has passed since the sharks started attacking them, and Preacher explains relativity quite eloquently.

* When Dr. Whitlock's arm gets bitten off by one of the sharks, it's hilarious in a Narmy way to hear one of the doctors attending to him say "[[CaptainObvious He's hemorrhaging!]]"

* As the final tunnel is flooded, Preacher starts reciting Psalm 23... And then goes gangsta ("because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest motherfucker in this valley! Can I get an amen?")

* Samuel L. Jackson [[spoiler: getting sharked]]. If you've somehow managed to avoid hearing about this part before seeing the movie, the suddenness of it can be both shocking and absolutely hilarious. And with Sam being a FountainOfMemes, you can pretty much insert any badass Sam memes to [[spoiler:the shark.]]

'''Scoggins''': I spent four years at [=CalTech=], and that's the best damn physics explanation I ever heard.
* There is a BlackComedy moment when Janice died. The way the shark jumped up to show off how it's eating her, enough for Carter to attempt a failed TakeMyHand, could be interpreted as the shark 'trying to help'. "Look, human, here's your friend after she wasn't tall enough to grab your hand. You wanna save her or not? [[PetTheDog I'm giving the chance here!]] No? Okay, fine."

'''Scoggins''': I spent four years at [=CalTech=], and that's the best damn physics explanation I ever heard.

* Samuel L. Jackson [[spoiler: getting sharked]]. If you've somehow managed to avoid hearing about this part before seeing the movie, the suddenness of it can be both shocking and absolutely hilarious.

-->'''Preacher''': Put your hands on a hot plate, a second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative.//

* As the final tunnel is flooded, Preacher starts reciting Psalm 23... And then goes gangsta ("because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest motherfucker in this valley! Can I get an amen?")

--> [[Podcast/HowDidThisGetMade "Yea, dude, his arm is also gone!"]]

--> [[HowDidThisGetMade "Yea, dude, his arm is also gone!"]]

--> '''Franklin''': He's pissing into the wind.

* Samuel L. Jackson [[spoiler: getting sharked]]. If you've somehow managed to avoid hearing about this part before seeing the movie, the suddenness of it can be both shocking and absolutely hilarious.

-->'''Parrot''': Feed me, asshole!

-->'''Parrot''': FEED ME, ASSHOLE.

-->'''Preacher''': [[INeedAFreakingDrink I'm gonna take this as a sign.]] ''(drinks)''