History Funny / DeadliestWarrior

4th Nov '16 11:47:05 AM Cieloazul
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* Near the end of the Pirate vs. Knight simulation, the Pirate tries to escape the fight by boarding his crew's ship, [[EpicFail but it's already sailing without him]].
** His rowboat was still anchored to the shore; the "bloody hell" was because he saw [[OhCrap the Knight was still chasing him]].

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* Near the end of the Pirate vs. Knight simulation, the Pirate tries to reach his rowboat to escape the fight by boarding his crew's ship, [[EpicFail fight, but it's already sailing without him]].
** His rowboat was still anchored to the shore; the "bloody hell" was because
he saw [[OhCrap then sees the Knight was is still chasing him]]. him and is in fact reaching ''him''. His reaction is a heartfelt [[OhCrap "bloody hell1"]]



** The what the fuck expression the monk had in the head in the showdown.

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** The what the fuck WTF expression the monk had has in his face when he sees the head in Maori dancing the showdown.Ka Mate. Even more when the warrior ends dancing and attacks him.



* During the fight between the ninja and the Spartan, the Spartan has just been blinded by the ninja. The ninja goes in for the kill and the Spartan smacks him with his shield. The *BOONG* sound effect and the fact that it sent the ninja flying made me laugh.

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* During the fight between the ninja and the Spartan, the Spartan has just been blinded by the ninja. The ninja goes in for the kill and the Spartan smacks him with his shield. The *BOONG* sound effect and the fact that it sent the ninja flying made me laugh.is hilarious.



* Testing the Centurion's pickax, they put Rajput chest armor on the gel torso, but no armor anywhere else. What does the tester do? [[OffWithHisHead Exactly what you'd expect.]] Then, to top it all off, they start their analysis of the slightly shorter target at the busted ARM. And Geoff's line after deciding the arm shot was a kill. "OK, now let's move...to... (seems to just realize that the head was missing) the...head?" Cue laughter.

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* Testing the Centurion's pickax, they put Rajput chest armor on the gel torso, but no armor anywhere else. What does the tester do? [[OffWithHisHead Exactly what you'd expect.]] Then, to top it all off, they start their analysis of the slightly shorter target at the busted ARM. And Geoff's line after deciding the arm shot was a kill. "OK, now let's move...to... (seems to just realize that the head was missing) the... head?" Cue laughter.



** The Rajput's terrified face while seeing the Centurion swinging the pickaxe towards him is utterly hilarious. This troper kept cackling for two days after seeing it.
** In the sim, the Centurion's pickax gets stuck in a log and the Rajput chops off the head. So the Centurion just smacks him in the face with the remains of the handle.
* In the Medellin Cartel vs. Somali Pirates simulation, the first things we see one of the Cartel thugs doing is goofing around and dancing to cumbia music, while holding an M60 machine gun.

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** The Rajput's terrified ''terrified'' face while seeing the Centurion swinging the pickaxe towards him is utterly hilarious. This troper kept cackling for two days after seeing it.
hilarious.
** Even before that, we get to see the Rajput, the legendary martial artist warrior, tripping over and falling face first by a log timely rolled over by the Centurion. In general, he looks so completely clueless during the fight that it is a no less hilarious surprise that he manages to kill the Roman, specially in such a technical way.
** In the sim, the Centurion's pickax gets stuck in a log and the Rajput chops off the head. So the Centurion just smacks him in the face with the remains of the handle.
handle. Moreover, the Rajput does almost a corkscrew through the air from the impact, John Woo style.
* In the Medellin Cartel vs. Somali Pirates simulation, the first things we see one of the Cartel thugs doing is goofing around and dancing to cumbia music, all while holding an M60 machine gun.



* As a good example of the first moment, watch the look on Max's face during the UsefulNotes/VladTheImpaler vs. Sun Tzu when Vaclav Havlik tests the kilij on a pig carcass.



* UsefulNotes/VladTheImpaler specialist, Brahm Gallager. His CreepyMonotone is [[LargeHam massively]] [[ChewingTheScenery overdone]], and his PsychoticSmirk truly has to be seen to believed.
** And when one Sun Tzu specialist describes the hand cannon as an "impressive weapon for a caveman," Brahm goes caveman by demonstrating how effective the hand cannon also works as a spiked club.




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** Watch the look on Max's face during the UsefulNotes/VladTheImpaler vs. Sun Tzu when Vaclav Havlik tests the kilij on a pig carcass.
** UsefulNotes/VladTheImpaler specialist, Brahm Gallager. His CreepyMonotone is [[LargeHam massively]] [[ChewingTheScenery overdone]], and his PsychoticSmirk truly has to be seen to believed.
** And when one Sun Tzu specialist describes the hand cannon as an "impressive weapon for a caveman," Brahm goes caveman by demonstrating how effective the hand cannon also works as a spiked club.
24th May '16 3:48:42 PM lorgskyegon
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** In the sim, the Centurion's pickax gets stuck in a log and the Rajput chops off the head. So the Centurion just smacks him in the face with the remains of the handle.
12th Oct '15 4:12:46 PM euan112358
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-->'''Mack:''' I suspect that may be why catapults were replaced by cannons.

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-->'''Mack:''' --->'''Mack:''' I suspect that may be why catapults were replaced by cannons.cannons.
** And later, before they test the catapult by flinging rocks over a wall into a makeshift village, Doc Dorian [[DeadpanSnarker gets another good line:]]
--->'''Dorian:''' Let's put an end to the Music/VillagePeople, [[TakeThat once and for all.]]
1st May '15 10:43:03 AM lorgskyegon
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** And when one Sun Tzu specialist describes the hand cannon as an "impressive weapon for a caveman," Brahm goes caveman by demonstrating how effective the hand cannon also works as a spiked club.
16th Aug '14 11:07:03 PM erforce
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* As a good example of the first moment, watch the look on Max's face during the Vlad the Impaler vs. Sun Tzu when Vaclav Havlik tests the kilij on a pig carcass.

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* As a good example of the first moment, watch the look on Max's face during the Vlad the Impaler UsefulNotes/VladTheImpaler vs. Sun Tzu when Vaclav Havlik tests the kilij on a pig carcass.



* Vlad the Impaler specialist, Brahm Gallager. His CreepyMonotone is [[LargeHam massively]] [[ChewingTheScenery overdone]], and his PsychoticSmirk truly has to be seen to believed.
* In the fight between Sun Tzu and Vlad the Impaler, Vlad uses his HandCannon to [[ForTheEvulz shoot out Sun Tzu's teapot]]. Vlad's expression afterwards is just priceless. First time we saw a warrior in the sim just plain {{troll}} his opponent...

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* Vlad the Impaler UsefulNotes/VladTheImpaler specialist, Brahm Gallager. His CreepyMonotone is [[LargeHam massively]] [[ChewingTheScenery overdone]], and his PsychoticSmirk truly has to be seen to believed.
* In the fight between Sun Tzu and Vlad the Impaler, UsefulNotes/VladTheImpaler, Vlad uses his HandCannon to [[ForTheEvulz shoot out Sun Tzu's teapot]]. Vlad's expression afterwards is just priceless. First time we saw a warrior in the sim just plain {{troll}} his opponent...
2nd Jul '14 1:29:52 PM SventheCrusader
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** During the post-test replay of the [[MadeOfPlasticine results]] of the cannon's second shot, Mack treats us to further snark.
-->'''Mack:''' I suspect that may be why catapults were replaced by cannons.
1st Jul '14 8:07:30 PM KoboldNecromancer
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* From Joan vs. William, they test Joan's cannon by putting a gel torso in front of the target wall. When the first cannonball shot misses despite being aimed right at the torso, Doc Dorian exclaims, "Take him to Vegas!"
22nd Nov '13 6:09:29 AM flyboy254
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* From IRA vs. Taliban's final battle, the sheer OhCrap from the Taliban fighter in the RV will make you laugh no matter how many times you see it.
17th Oct '13 5:51:46 PM Cieloazul
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** Rajput's terrified face while seeing the Centurion swinging the pickaxe towards him is utterly hilarious.

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** The Rajput's terrified face while seeing the Centurion swinging the pickaxe towards him is utterly hilarious.hilarious. This troper kept cackling for two days after seeing it.
17th Oct '13 5:47:41 PM Cieloazul
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** Rajput's terrified face while seeing the Centurion swinging the pickaxe towards him is utterly hilarious.
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