History Funny / DeadliestCatch

* The various times [[PyroManiac Edgar]] sets stuff/his crewmembers/''himself''? the boat on fire.

* The various times [[PyroManiac Edgar]] sets stuff/his crewmembers/''himself'' on fire.

** Andy had another one along these lines on the July 19, 2011 episode - after calling in the deckhands for a few minutes and having them fall asleep inside (thanks to being up an insane amount of hours in a row), Andy woke them up by tossing a lit firecracker out of the wheelhouse window and onto the deck.

** Andy had another one along these lines on the July 19, 2011 episode - after calling in the deckhands for a few minutes and having them fall asleep inside (thanks to being up an insane amount of hours in a row), Andy woke them up by tossing a firecracker out of the wheelhouse window and onto the deck.

* John Hillstrand and the crew of the ''Time Bandit'' throwing around [[ClusterFBomb Cluster F Bombs]] on deck in an effort to get Eddie Jr. (whom Andy Hillstrand said "talks like a choir boy") to follow along with them and utter ONE bleepable word on camera.

* John Hillstrand and the crew of the ''Time Bandit'' throwing around [[ClusterFBomb Cluster F Bombs]] on deck in an effort to get Eddie to utter ONE bleepable word on camera.

* John Hillstrand and the crew of the ''Time Bandit'' throwing around [[ClusterFBomb Cluster F Bombs]] as a part of Eddie's "pirate school" (trying to get him to utter ONE bleepable word on camera).

----> '''''Northwestern'' deckhand Matt Bradley:''' I don't know what it is, but it's prehistoric and it's MINE!

** At the beginning of the 2011 Opilio season, ''Seabrooke'' captain Scott "Jr." Campbell and some of his crew decided it would be a good idea to [[GenericGraffiti tag]] the crane of the ''Time Bandit'' with a lightning bolt and his boat's initials. Andy and Jonathan retaliate by going out and purchasing over 1000 eggs and then calling in help from the ''Northwestern'' and the ''Rambling Rose''. The end result is a mass egging of the ''Seabrooke'' and her crew, proving once again that you Do Not Screw With the Hillstrand Brothers.

** At the beginning of the 2011 Opilio season, ''Seabrooke'' captain Scott "Jr." Campbell and some of his crew decided it would be a good idea to [[GenericGraffiti tag]] the crane of the ''Time Bandit'' with a lightning bolt and his boat's initials. Andy and Jonathan retaliate by going out and purchasing over 1000 eggs and then calling in help from the ''Northwestern'' and the ''Rambling Rose''. The end result is a mass egging of the ''Seabrooke'' and her crew, proving once again that you Do Not Fuck With the Hillstrand Brothers.

* Edger's apology to Jake for making fun of him:
--> '''Edger's sign''': "I'm sorry and I love you"
---> [-Edger's hidden, second sign: probably something like ''"Now get your ass back to work or you're fired."''-]

* On ''Time Bandit'' during 2009 King Crab, Scott Hillstrand was feeling down about an impending divorce, so Captain Jonathan let his son take the wheel for a bit. The crew took that opportunity to put on a show, and by "show" I mean [[NakedPeopleAreFunny deckhand Mike Fourtner stripping to his boxers (which got ripped when he fell on his rear end)]], spraying him with water, and blowing up a watermelon (they love their firecrackers). Needless to say, the show was greatly appreciated.
* "You're gonna set this string, then you're gonna set another, then you're gonna make dinner, then you're gonna take a watch, then you're gonna do it all - over - ''again.''"

* Jake Harris' recounting a phone call he had with Phil after buying his first motorcycle. Keep in mind that as far as Phil was concerned, motorcycles were Harley's, and that was '''it'''.

* In the ''After the Catch'' specials, the captains are shown a montage of foreign dubs of the show. What makes it especially funny is that all of the scenes are [[SeriousBusiness very serious arguments]].

* The various times Edgar sets stuff/his crewmembers/''himself'' on fire.

** The ''Wizard'' attaching a porta-potty to another boat's pot.

* In the ''After the Catch'' specials for ''DeadliestCatch'', the captains are shown a montage of foreign dubs of the show. What makes it especially funny is that all of the scenes are [[SeriousBusiness very serious arguments]].

* The entire montage of "Bering Sea dementia" antics

'''Phil''': [[IHaveNoSon You're fired.]] ''(hangs up phone)''

*** And even ''that'' wasn't the end of it! At the beginning of the next fishing season before the boats went out, Jake boarded ''Time Bandit'' to return the jacket so that the Hillstrands wouldn't seek retribution on the entire ''Northwestern'' crew. While he was there the Hillstrands grabbed him, taped him to the crane and then lowered him waist-deep into the water.

*** And even ''that'' wasn't the end of it! At the beginning of the next fishing season before the boats went out, a few of the deckhands from ''Time Bandit'' led by one of the Hillstrand brothers "abducted" Jake from the ''Northwestern'', brought him over to their boat, then proceeded to either tie or duct tape him to the crane and dunked him into the water three or four times.

** ''Northwestern'' deckhand Jake Anderson stealing Jonathan Hillstrand's USA Jacket, then wearing it with a hat on deck and impersonating him. The Hillstrands responded by ''hanging him in effigy''. Later they ''burned his effigy'' ostensibly because the presence of the dummy's ''Northwestern'' sweatshirt was offending the Crab God(s).

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