History Funny / DeadSpace2

'''Isaac''': ''GODDAMMIT'', [[RageBreakingPoint I TRUSTED YOU!]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK YOU!]]'' AND [[spoiler: '''''[[BringIt FUCK YOUR MARKER!]]''''']]

* While mostly a mixture of awesome and nightmare fuel, Isaac's [[GodzillaThreshold solution]] to a whole battalion of trained soldiers waiting for him in the Government Sector CrossesTheLineTwice so much it's darkly humorous:

'''Isaac''': ''GODDAMMIT'' I TRUSTED YOU! ''FUCK YOU!'' AND [[spoiler: '''''FUCK YOUR MARKER!''''']]

-->I don't know who the hell needs a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe their ass, but I'm gonna kick their ass if I ever find them. This is the 5th week in a row that some jackass has clogged the toilets in here. We're in space for crying out loud, if this plumbing gets jacked, someone has to space walk and get a helmet full of crap to clean it out. KNOCK IT OFF.

-->'''Ellie''': Well good. They're swarming in through a hole in the Medical Bay. [[TemptingFate At least you won't have to go through there.]]\\
'''PA''': [[AC: Unexpected Obstruction ahead. Shutting down. Welcome to the Medical Bay.]]\\

* This little exchange.
-->'''Ellie''': It looks like the Necromorphs are starting to swarm into [[spoiler: the Ishimura]], through the Medical Bay. [[TemptingFate Thankfully, you don't have to go through there.]]\\
'''PA''': [[AC: Unexpected Obstruction ahead. Emergency stop initiated. Welcome to: The Medical Bay.]]\\

'''Isaac''': ''GODDAMMIT'' I TRUSTED YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT? ''FUCK YOU!'' AND [[spoiler: '''''FUCK YOUR MARKER!''''']]

* Hot wiring the drill. Ellie calls out that she thinks she's fixed it and Isaac doesn't get a chance to correct her.
-->'''Ellie''': I'll try to get it started from up here.\\
'''Isaac''': ''(under his breath)'' Or maybe I just rewire it from down here...\\
'''Ellie''': What was that? I didn't hear you.\\
'''Isaac''': Uh, nothing. Nothing.
** After hotwiring:
--> '''Ellie''': Hey! I got it!\\
'''Isaac''': Uhhhh-\\
'''Ellie''': Isaac! Hurry up and get on!

* All of Isaac's and Ellie's scenes in the mines. From their banter on who really got the giant drill started, to how much fun he's having fighting off waves of Necromorphs ("Oh yeah, fun times..."), Ellie apologizing about having to mine through more goo, and then this crowning cherry:

** Another Stalker-related one, but a little meta. Now, during the first Stalker encounter, a pop-culture-savvy Troper may make the Zombie Raptor connection with Stalkers and think [[Film/JurassicPark "Clever Girl"]]. Once you survive the encounter? [[OneOfUs The achievement/trophy 'Clever Girl' pops up]]

* "Isaac, no! This is a ''really'' bad idea!" "Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas."

-->'''Ellie''': It looks like the Necromorphs are starting to swarm into [[spoiler: the Ishimura]], through the Medical Bay. Thankfully, you don't have to go through there.\\

* When Stross is yelling at you from across the balcony, you can see Necromorphs chasing people in the background. While it's meant to be horrifying, seeing Slashers and Pukers waddle after hysterical survivors while trying to concentrate on what Stross is saying is hilarious (not to mention making you wonder how he isn't being attacked).

* In Chapter Eleven, a drag tentacle grabs you and pulls you through a hole out into space. As you are pulled, sparks fly everywhere as stone makes contact with your suit. However, you could be wearing the Hacker Suit, which is only a jacket and jeans, and still get sparks flying everywhere. Why? Because Isaac is literally MadeOfIron!
* Though not canon, this [[http://askisaac.tumblr.com/ Ask Isaac]] Website/{{Tumblr}} blog has no shortage of hilarity.

* One of the scares is a little cartoon sun landing on top of Isaac's head, which will cause both he and the player to jump out of their skins before cursing themselves.

-->Have you ever felt like you were meant to be a part of something bigger?

'''Isaac''': (under his breath) Or maybe I just rewire it from down here...\\