History Funny / Dathings1

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* If EpicMovie can be applied to a WebAnimation/YouTubePoop, that poop would have to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yacqVp39e98 The LOL King]].
--> '''Simba:''' [[TitleDrop I LOL in the face of danger.]] [[NoblewomansLaugh Oh, ho ho HO!]]
** Which is awesomely given a CallBack towards the end of the poop.
** [[EpicFail Rafiki drops Simba off the cliff at the start.]]
** "Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your mother?"
--> '''Scar:''' That was ''today''? Oh, I feel simply ''gay''! [[CampGay I shall practice my curtsy!]]
**
--> '''Simba:''' I'm gonna rock!
--> '''Scar:''' Oh [[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]. *King Dedede appears briefly*
** [[MemeticMutation The Double Rainbow video]] gets a short cameo.
** "You deliberately spayed me."
** We are gonna play WesternAnimation/BluesClues!
*** Three clues do indeed appear throughout the poop. Try to find them all!
** "It's [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames dinner]]time, and we ain't got no stinkin' [[VideoGame/PaperMario BADGES!]]"
** "Oh, look at the sauce!" Complete with Nala as a bottle of sauce.
** "Are you ''nuts''?! Lions eat ''nuts''! Maybe he'll be on our ''nuts''?! Let's get outta here and find some ''[[OverlyLongGag nuts]]''!"
** This:
-->'''Scar:''' Sing something with a little bounce in it!
-->'''Zazu:''' [[Music/RebeccaBlack IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY--]]
-->'''Scar:''' '''NO!''' No, ''anything'' [[TakeThat but that!]]
**
-->'''Simba:''' [said to The Jackson 5 in the sky] You said you'd always be there for me!
** Rafiki shows Simba a vision of [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] in a pool of water.
-->'''Vader''': [[LukeIAmYourFather I am your father.]]
-->'''Simba''': [[ActorAllusion That's my father.]]
** [[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs "They call me]] [[TheScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
** "I thought you said we were the anemone."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXVpyUM0hoY Woods]], as well as its [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6uH1ruRx1M Rekindled remake]] 9 years later.
** A RunningGag exclusive to the remake: The Narrator saying that each character's mother had died.
** "You wish to go to the fef?" "Cinderella wishes to go to the fef!" "The fef?!" "The kiiiiiiiiing's fef?!?!"
** "I have pot for yoooouuuuuu-wooo!"
** "There's a lump on her rump big enough to '''''HUMP!'''''
** "The woods are just wood! The trees are just wood! [[CaptainObvious I have no wood,]] [[StrawFeminist nor no one should!]]"
*** "Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, [[MindScrew who is]] [[BlackComedy already dead]]!"
*** Narrator: “The poor girl’s mother’s mother had died!”
*** "I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?"
** "I thought I had been more than a bull." *turns into a bull*
** "Jaj, Jaj, Jaj, head in a crack sack!"
** "[=WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS=]... And home before dark!" TheEnd
*** Psych!
** "Jaj, [[Film/TheDarkKnight why so serious?]]"
** This little gem:
--> '''Wolf:''' And what might be in your basket?
--> '''Literature/LittleRedRidingHood:''' [[BiggerOnTheInside Three large oak trees.]]
--> '''Wolf:''' Look at that flesh, pink and plump. I Love [[{{Anime/Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]].
** "In exchange for [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Mike]]!?"
** "I guess this is goodbye, old ''plate!''" (Baker's Wife facepalms)
** This dialogue:
--> '''Cinderella:''' Something something something
--> '''Cinderella's Mother:''' ''Specify''...
** "And you give and you take and you bid and you bargain and you [[Music/CeeloGreen beg and steal and lie and cheat!]]"
** "What's important, really, is THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" [[Film/TheWickerMan2006 "NO! NOT THE BEES!"]]
** "Let's see the demon sliced into [[MemeticMutation NINE THOUSAND]] bits!"
** "Mother said not to be straight! I should've heeded her advice! And though scary is exciting, [[MindScrew nice is different than nice]]!"
** "To bed without any SUS!"
** "We did nothing, and it made a nice BUTT dance!"
** "Whoa!" "None!" "Sus!" "Thoth!" "Ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping" "Never wear mauve to a ball!" "Or open your maam!" "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The difference between a bean and a bean]] is a bean can begin a church!" "Slots don't hold much soup!" "Whoa!" "The mob's not the end of the world!" "A servant is just a dog!" "Length is not an opportune visitor!"
** "A big terrible lady sweeping the floooooor! But she draws you!" *graphics are drawn in pencil*
** "The cow is [[Music/LadyGaga GAGA]]!"
*** [[TakeThat "I don't like that woman!"]]
** "Pears." (''[[MundaneMadeAwesome thunderous applause]]'')
** [[TheUnintelligible "IIINEETHAASHOOSHTAHAVACHII-!"]] (''{{Beat}}'') [[LampshadeHanging "Well that makes no sense!"]]
** "We WOULD have, if that [[BestialityisDepraved cow]] hadn't [[HavingAGayOldTime molested]] us!" '''[[BlackComedyRape "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"]]'''
** "THERE'S A GIANT BACKYARD!" (''beat'') "Good."
*** The remake makes a few more edits which arguably make the line funnier:
---> '''Jack's mother:''' My backyard is a giant backyard!
---> ''(Jack's mother sobs while the audience laughs)''
---> '''Cinderella's Prince''' ''(in Cinderella's voice)'': Well that makes sense!
** "WOAH!" "What!?" "You heard me! WOAH!"
** "The Witch was punished [[BlackComedy with AIDS!]]"
** "What did I clearly say? Snghhghghghg!"
** "LET HER SPEAK FOR HERSELF!" (''long awkward pause'') "[=WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS=]" "TO BE CONTINUED!" "And happily ever af--" "Well that's another story, nevermind!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La38LJCLfmQ The Phantom of Oprah]] is an insanely twisted version of the film of musical classic ''Film/{{The Phantom of the Opera|2004}}''
** "With a little illumination... perhaps we can frighten away the ghost... of SUS"
** "Who is in there?" "[[SpecialPersonNormalName I-saac!]]"
** "You will therefore cast [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Mah boi]]... and [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Pootis.]]"
** "[[ObsessedWithFood I have to cut the shortcake!]]"
*** "[[CallBack You were trying to cut the cake, right?]]"
** "[[UnusualEuphemism You little FEDORA!]]"
** "All I want is a world [[EndlessDaytime with no more niiiiight]]" (''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Princess Luna]] looks down, upset'')
** "[[ExtremeOmnivore I ATE MY HAT!]]"
** "[[TakeThat Remember memes used to be funny?]]"
** "[[Series/WhereInTheWorldIsCarmenSandiego Where in the world have you been hiding?]]"
** "You have come here" (Sistine goes "[[Creator/NicolasCage You don't say?]]")
** "You were once my [[CompanionCube companion]] [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} cube]]."
** "[[YoureNotMyFather Whatever you believe, this man, this thing, is NOT YOUR FATHER!]]" (Clip from ''Series/{{Maury}}'' plays with [[SpeedyTechnoRemake the techno remix]] of The Phantom of the Opera, with two black men dancing.)
** "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment But remember, keep your hands at the level of your hands!]]"
** "Down once more to the dungeons of my black [[CensoredForComedy d***]]!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mweXEtUfLXg Steven Bribes for Seven Broths]] adapting ''Film/SevenBridesForSevenBrothers''
** "Bless your beautiful hide, prepare to get high."
**
--> '''Preacher''': Repeat after me. I, Adam Pontipee...
-->'''Adam''': ''[[ExactWords (with priest's voice)]]'' I, Adam Pontipee.
** "I feel so wonderful I could yell." "Might start an avalanche." "Hurray!" ''(avalanche starts)''
** "There was no F names in the Bible, so ma named him [[CensoredForComedy F**k]], 'cause he smelled so sweet!"
** "Hey, Milly's going to town!" "Hey! Let's go with her!" "Hey, Milly's with her!" "Hey, let's go to town!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" ''(transition to next scene)'' [[OverlyLongGag "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!"]]
** "If you wanna get a girl, you have to grab her like she's a flapjack." "What?"
** "Oh, it's fun to hunt and shoot a girl. Aaah, lerl."
** Two of the women start fighting in their underwear. SCENE MISSING
** "They say when you marry a Jew, you will always be gay." "Shut up!" ''(fighting)'' SCENE MISSING AGAIN
** "You're my eldest brother. ''(punch)'' Now I've always looked up to ya, ''(punch)'' tried to ape ya. ''(punch punch punch)'' But today I'm ashamed of you. ''(punch-punch-punch-punch-punch)''"
**
--> '''Preacher''': Do you, Alla, Rur, Mam, Lol, Saras, Dorod, take these men to be your lawfully wedded husbands?
--> '''Brides''': ''(with the brothers' voices)'' We do.
--> '''Preacher''': And do you, Gig, Calac, Danad, Ephe, Frarf, and Beb, take these girls to be your lawfully wedded wives?
--> '''Brothers''': [[RunningGag Huh? Nyah.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fulAhJXeClg Illegally Blondie]] is an extremely insane look at the musical ''Theatre/LegallyBlonde''
** "[[DrivenByEnvy Dear Elle, bring that ring back]] [[FloweryInsults and shove it up your ass!]]
** "I just wish I could be there to see [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim when he takes an arrow in a knee]]!"
** "Daughter of Music/{{Beyonce}}, now that a man chose you [[MindScrew you're gay!]]"
** "What you want is [[MemeticMutation memes]], but you need to see - [[RunningGag memes]] [[DiscreditedMeme used]] [[MemeticMutation to]] [[CallBack be funny!"]]
** "I may be stupid, [[TooDumbToLive but I'm not blonde!"]]
** [[Film/ThreeHundred "MADNESS!"]] [[OnlySaneWoman "Must we all descend into madness?"]]
** "LOL school?" "Yes, daddy. LOL school." "SWAG. LOL school is for people! [[NotEvenHuman And you, button, are a nun]]!"
** "Harvard LOL grants admission to [[StockForeignName Sandeep Padamadan]]!" ''([[Series/TheMuppetShow Mahna Mahna]] StupidStatementDanceMix starts playing)''
** "I still don't see ''one'' reason to admit you!" "...LOL." ''(DramaticPause)'' "WELCOME TO HARVARD!"
** "Everyone take your seats - [[OverlyLongName Professor Callahallahallahan]] should be here any second."
** "Now when you choose a LOL career, the moment you embark, you're bound to hear [[CensoredForComedy a ___ye__ is sh_t.]] [[JustIgnoreIt Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb.]]"
** "Harvard LOL." [[CaptainObvious "That's a school!"]]
** "Do you know the number one reason behind all bad decisions? Music/{{Enya}}!"
*** [[DiscreditedMeme "You're allowed to]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext shoot him in the knee!"]]
*** Caption: [[CreatorBacklash Oh wait, I already made that joke.]] [[InJoke Ignore that,]] [[CallBack it's simplistic and it's dumb.]]
** "Hello, Vivian! [[ShapedLikeItself I see you came as Vivian!]]"
** (To Elle in a playboy bunny outfit) "Change out of your Supreme Court Justice costume."
** "Well excuse me, but just because you've got a shoulder-" "You know what? [[ListSong There's a pawn shop on my shoulder, and a boulder, and a cake!]]"
** "The case of Sussel vs. Susman!" "Determined! Sussel was legally the child, [[MindScrew even though he was just his father.]]"
** "[[MyNewGiftIsLame For you]], [[ToiletHumor it's poo and conditioner in one.]]" "I love this guy!" "And it's a [[Creator/VinceOffer real ShamWow]]!" [[{{Squee}} "AHHHHH!"]]
** ''(Elle makes kettle whistle sound, accompanied by a teapot over her head)''
** "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland LIKE A BOSS!]]"
** "You can turn this off right now!" (''[[SelfDeprecation viewer does just that]]'')
** "Miss Windham, I'm Emmett Forrest, your Coke." "That's all I want! [[GetOut Get out of here, all of you.]]"
** "I'd rather not see [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] [[NoodleIncident again today]]. Yay."
** "Cocaine! First, a deep breath...take it all in..."
** "Have yourself a soup."
** "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Is he gay, or is he peein'? Or is he an elephant]]?"
** (L meets Callahallahallahan after the party)
-->'''L:''' Thank you, Professor Callahallahallahan.
-->'''Callahallahallahan:''' L-O-L! ''[[ArmorPiercingSlap (L slaps Callahallahallahan)]]''
-->'''L:''' [[CensoredForComedy F___ you]], [[PrecisionFStrike Professor Callahallahallahan.]] ''(L raises her hand and Callahallahallahan backs off)''
** (Kyle brings his dog Rufus to Paulette's salon)
-->'''Paulette:''' Wow, he really likes you!
-->'''Kyle:''' [[InterspeciesRomance And I like him.]] (Pink heart frame is overlapped)
-->'''Paulette:''' Oh.
** "Will Miss Chutney please come forward?" *A woman with chutney sauce for a head walks up.* Doubly funny because it's a [[StealthPun stealth "sauce" joke]]!
** (Harvard LOL graduation ceremony)
-->'''Vivian:''' Creator/WilliamShakespeare wrote: ''Na na na oh oh oh oh tutututu... yay.''
** "So she said we could play [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]! HERE WE GO!" *Scene Missing*
** "Before we all go...Forrest, please make me a woman!" [[SexyDiscretionShot *lights go out and play ends*]]
** Alternate Ending: ([[NukeEm Nuclear bomb explosion]])
-->'''Paulette:''' [[KillEmAll Eeeeveryone's deeeeeaaaad!]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnum-Qi22bA Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory]] is pure comedic genius.
** "Nobody ever goes in... and ''nobody'' ever goes in."
** "Grampa George, Grandma George, Grandma George, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Grampa Joj]]!"
*** "And here's a little gift from Grampa Me."
** Grandpa George is Tommy Wiseau.
** "You think I have a chance to find one?" "One? I'm counting on you to find none!"
** Charlie opening his birthday presents. The frst is a knitted scarf. When Charlie opens the Wonka Bar-shaped package [[spoiler: he pulls out an identical scarf.]] "Nevermind, Charlie."
** '''AGUSUGA GLUE''' - First Golden Tick Finder
** '[[UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish We're doing the best we bleeding can, I've got every bleeding girl in the bleeding staff hunting for ya!]]"
*** "I'M A MAGICIAN! [[Literature/HarryPotter AVADA KEDAVRA!]]" ''(Workers scream)''
*** "[[OverNineThousand 9000 bars an hour they're shelling!]]"
** "Charlie, what are you doing here?" "Then I guess I'd better be going."
*** (singing)''"Go away, Charlieeeeeeeee"''
** "I've decided to change Monday to Friday. That means [[Music/RebeccaBlack Friday]] will take place on Monday. [[MindScrew Of course, since the day is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.]]
** "[[CatchPhrase Nevermind, Charlie]]"
** Charlie refusing to pay for the chalk. And then giving the man his money-and immediately taking it back.
** "May I introduce myself, [[LawOfAlienNames Alsa]][[SdrawkcabName Sluggles.]] And don't forget the name.
** "[[MemeticMutation You're pulling our legs, Charlie.]]"
*** "[[WordSaladHumor Greetings to you, Charlie, the lucky puller of our legs. From Mr.]] Creator/WillSmith"
*** (Charlie moves Grampa Joj by lifting his legs) "[[LiteralMetaphor You're pulling legs, Charlie.]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFHVOdonwRc& Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory, part 2]] is also pure comedic genius.
** Mike Teavee shooting Wonka, and Wonka collapsing, dead.
** "Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And some of my dreams become realities. And almost everything you'll see is seeable-visible. I mean, you can see almost everything."]]
** "This is a Music/{{Muse}} lock." *plays Supermassive Black Hole*
** The Chocolate Room with Videogame/SuperMarioBros1 items in it.
** "Count your breath. Hold your wish. Make a three."
*** "If you want to view paradise, [[NightmareFuel simply die.]]"
*** "[[ParanoiaFuel There's nothing...]]
** "Don't just do something! Stand there!" [Wonka looks confused]
** "He's [[CensoredForComedy *BEEP*]]ing all the chalk!"
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime You played the Chalk Song.]]
** "Oompa Loompa [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]! What do you get when you guzzle down fat? [[BigEater Eating an elephant!]] Ah! I don't LOL!"
*** [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs COCANE SUGAR]]
** "Uh, ladies first, and that means Veruca!" "[[UnsettlingGenderReveal She's a lady!]]"
** *Everyone is getting into the infamous [[NightmareFuel boat]]* *The boat enters the tunnel* *[[SmashCut Cut]]* "[[{{Anticlimax}} We're here.]]"
** "You're going to love '''''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]'''''"
** [=DaThings1=]'s long chain of ripoffs.
** "That's Sos!" "THAT'S SOS!"
** "[[NukeEm You're blowing up!]]"
** "The strawberries taste like SNOT!"
** "Some very unusual [[MemeticMutation sus]] in here!"
** When Mr. Salt goes down the chute, the arrow on the meter goes from "GOOD" to "DAD".
** "Well, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted." "What's that?" "[[GlassesPull Veruca went first.]]" '''''[[MemeticMutation YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!]]'''''
** [=DaThings=]' refusal to make a joke about all of the soap suds on Wonka's car exploding over everyone, but then realizing that [[{{Irony}} doing so was making a joke in itself.]]
** You call that unharmed?
*** HERP
*** DERP
*** B'GERP
** "The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious jackpot. It's all there, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Black and White and Crystal]]! You stole NOTHING! Good day sir!" "[[YouMonster You're an inhuman monster!]]" "I said GAY sir!"
** "Charlie...`[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames my boy]]...YOU LOSE!"
*** [[spoiler:[[RunningGag Nevermind, Charlie.]]]]
** [[TheStinger Everyday I'm Russian.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrnJTghYqV8 Sweeney Todd Completes his Arm]] is ten full minutes of hilarity.
** The intro with [[Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure Breakfast Machine]] playing in the background. Specifically, a version that mixes it with [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Heavy's]] voiceclips.
** "But there's no Klondike!"
** "There was a barber and his [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment barber]], and he was beautiful... A pie! And it was beautiful! And she was fullllllll!"
** "There's a hole in the world like a great black [[Film/ThreeHundred pit]], and it's filled with people who are filled with [[Creator/BradPitt Pitt]], and the vermin of the world inhabit [[VideoGame/KidIcarus Pit]]!"
** "There was a barber and his [[KnifeNut knife]]... Aaa! He had these pretty little flowers!" "''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!]]''" *{{beat}}* "SUS! [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]]!"
** "These are [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames my friends]]! You shall drip [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Rupeeeeeeeeeeeees]]!"
** "At last... [[TitleDrop my arm is complete again]]!" *cue ScareChord rapidly cut off*
** "I feel you, [[ManipulativeEditing JohaahoJ]]!"
** A sailor!
*** Sir, you gandered!
** "I feel you, [[SubvertedTrope Johanna]][[DoubleSubversion annahoJ]]!"
** "All the [[MemeticMutation rage]], he is!"
** "[[{{Mondegreen}} Poliiiiiiiiiiiiiice]]! Do you wake every morning in shame and despair to discover you're feelin' like P. Diddy? Well, [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 mentlegen]]..."
*** "Soon you'll have to thin it once a [[RapunzelHair minute]]!"
** "[[PedoHunt PEDO!]]"
** "To trrrim-a the beeeeeeer!"
** "May the Lord have mercy on your SUS!"
** "Excuse me, my lord [[UsefulNotes/{{Wii}} Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]]!"
** Mrs. Lovett opening the chest containing Pirelli's body, [[NotQuiteDead only for him to scream "It was-a da POP!" at her]].
*** "You're barking mad, Dad! For a moment, there, I thought you'd lost your balls."
** "SUS?" "SUS!" "NUN!"
** The clip from ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''.
** "I don't care, I got [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]!"
** "BOB BARKER!" *stabs Judge Turpin, who reverts to his true form of [[spoiler:Music/JustinBieber]]*
** Clip of Justin Bieber, followed by "Is that just disgusting, it looks like...a woman.".

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0#! 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole]].
** This exchange:
-->'''Javert''': Get me a sandwich! *Valjean hands him a sandwich.* NOM NOM NOM NOM.
-->'''Valjean''': I [[{{IAteWhat}} stole the breeeeeeead]]!
-->'''Javert''': [[{{BerserkButton}} Die!]] *Shoots Valjean with [[{{BrickJoke}} the gun.]]*
** "[[{{VideoGame/TeamFortress2}} 2FOOOOOORT]]!"
** This exchange as well:
-->'''Valjean''': My name is Joj [=ValJeaj=]!
-->'''Javert''': And I'm Jajvert!
** "Unless, you learn the meaning of NAAAARROOSHISSSNOOIZ!"
-->'''Valjean''': "The meaning of EEESSNEYZOOOO..."
** Literature/LesMiserables ''dubstep''. It has to be heard to be believed.
** "You're [[NunTooHoly a dangerous nun!]]"
** "Yes, it means I'm breeeeead!"
** This bit goes from canon to horrifyingly cruel to CrossesTheLineTwice hilarity:
-->'''Valjean''': We were starving!
-->'''Javert''': You'll starve again! LOL!
-->'''Valjean''': LOL!

* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfXFhuVHwvo Jajvert Gets The Bagel]].
** "[[FacialHorror Your face is not a face"]]
** Javert [[PottyFailure crapping himself]] and his exchange with Valjean afterwards.
-->'''Javert''': Monsieur le Maire, I have disgraced the uniform that I wear.
-->'''Valjean''': You have only done your doo-ty. [[{{CallBack}} Lol!]]
-->'''Javert''': [[{{CallBack}} Lol!]]
** Valjean [[CrossesTheLineTwice dropping the cart on Fauchelevent.]]
** "All I did was steal some suffering child!"
** Javert pettily refusing to let Valjean get a word in:
--> '''Javert''': [You'll wear a different] chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': Before you say another word, Javert...
--> '''Javert''': --aaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': Before you chain me up like a slave again...
--> '''Javert''': --aaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': ... Javert...
--> '''Javert''': [[IncrediblyLongNote --aaaaaaaaiii--]]
--> '''Valjean''': Listen to me--
--> '''Javert''': --No. [[IgnoringBySinging -aaaaaaaiiiiiinnnn...]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v5s4uMXNsM A Nun Sings About Topography]]
** "[[CaptainObvious The hills are hills.]]"
** "I want to be stoned, I want to trip balls, I want to be high."
*** "[[Website/{{Reddit}} I want to browse /r/trees.]]"
** "Toot."
** "With the sound of Music/{{Muse}}."
*** [[RunningGag "I want your hearrrrrrrt"]]
** And I'll eaaat one s'mooooore...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKh2Rcb-k0c Album Art is Always Square]] is based on a song from a lesser-known musical, ''Theatre/AliceByHeart'' (from the composers of ''Theatre/SpringAwakening'').
** The RunningGag of the album art itself changing, including:
*** The thumbnail, which jokes about the bad conversion of rectangular videos to a square aspect ratio[[note]] [[SelfDeprecation which happens frequently in the video]] [[PaintingTheMedium thanks to the video being square,]] [[DontExplainTheJoke hence the title]] [[/note]]
*** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment All of the production credits and the title becoming variations of "Original Cast Recording"]]
*** All text becoming mirrored as a visual version of [[MemeticMutation DaThing's prolific sus editing]]
*** [[ShamelessSelfPromoter The two album cover Patreon plug]]
*** '''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} THIS JOKE]] WAS STOLEN FROM JALISA WESCHEN; CHECK OUT YTP: LOBSTER PARTY, IT'S ON HER CHANNEL'''
*** '''WHOA LOOK AT THESE TWO FANCY KIDS I WONDER WHY THEIR ARMS & LEGS ARE SO HIGH THAT'S PROBS UNCOMFY FOR THE FOLKS BELOW'''
*** Changing to a "Lobster Cast Recording," with the creator's names now being jokes on the song lyrics and the musical's title being changed to the song's original title
*** Changing every last name to the section they wrote and the title to "Alice by Alice"
*** Making all vowels the letter O
*** Changing the title to ''Theatre/LesMiserables'' and [[CallBack making the names Prisoner 24602060451, Jaj [=ValJeaj=], and Officer Jajvert Jajvertson, as well as including the quote "Get me a sandwich!"]]
** "When you partner with a lobster, you partner with [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Jason]]"
-->'''Penny:''' Can we get pogs for Jason?
-->'''Singer:''' [[BigNo NO.]]
** "When you partner with a mobster, all the world partners with your partner"
** "When you partner with Creator/PaulyShore, all the world's your oyster"
**
--> '''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Sans:]]''' uh...hi?
--> '''Singer:''' Hello, Sans!
** Immediately after:
--> '''Woman:''' What're you guys playing?
--> '''Man:''' [[MemeticMutation We're supposed to be playing Game of War, but this one player keeps kicking my--]]
--> '''Singer:''' ''*in the middle of the above quote*'' [[CurseCutShort Let's skip this.]]
** "Hold her by the claws and hold her by [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the clock]] and [[RuleOfThree hold her by]] [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the candle holder]] and [[OverlyLongGag hold her by the pants]]"
** ''*while playing [[MemeticMutation the infamous "fuck her right in the pussy" newsclip]]*'' "Hold her by the ''*as it cuts back to the album cover*'' claws and whisper '[[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Howdy, partner.]]'"
** "When you [[InherentlyFunnyWords parbster]] with [[Creator/TaylorLautner a Lautner]]..."
** [[DownerEnding "All the seagulls died"]]
** "[[TheStinger Aha, here's the problem!]] [[VideoGame/HotelMario Too many lobsters!]] You know what they say: when you partner with a lobster, [[StealthPun they pinch back.]]"

* Ladies and gentlemen, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlVw0GvJLNU the sequel]] to Woods: Rekindled. To say anymore would spoil the humor.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Pop Music YTP]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnss39guoYM&ab_channel=DaThings The 70s Were The Seventies]]
** Music/TheBeeGees
*** "Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman."
*** "No time to talk since I was born."
*** "You may lool."
*** "We can try to understand the New York man."
*** "Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' a brother, stayin' a mother."
*** "Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're shakin' everybody."
*** "Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! States!"
*** "Well now, I get high and when I get high then if I can't get high, I really try."
*** "Sus goin' nowhere, somebody help me yey."
** Black Bath
*** "Finished with my Finnish woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mom."
*** "People think I'm insane because I am insane."
*** "All day long I think of things. All day long I think of nothing. All day long I think of brownies."
*** "Oh yeaey. Aha. I need sos."
*** "Make a joke and I will laugh and you will cry and I will laugh and you will make sos.
** Music/{{Eagles}}
*** "On a dark desert highway, yay, Cool Whip in my hair."
*** "I saw a shimmering sos."
*** "I hit the dam and my sight went heavy."
*** "I had to stop for the stop sign, and I was thinking to myself, "this could be hell."
*** "Welcome California hot! Such a lol!"
*** "Any time of year, you can faf!"
*** "She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, who she calls ''pretty, pretty boys''."
*** "Sos to remember, sos to forget!"
*** "So I called up the captain, he said "Nyan nyan nyan."."
** Music/{{Queen}}
*** "Is this the real life? "Yeah, this is real life."."
*** "This is just fantasy because I'm high, little lol."
*** Freddie Mercury playing the beginning riff on the [[OverlyLongGag piano multiple times.]]
*** "Mama mamM just killed gaga. Put a gun against his head."
*** "But now I've gone and thrown my [=JoJ=] awaaaaaaay...MAM..yaaaaaaaaaaay."
*** "ooOooOOOooooOoOoOoooOo"
*** "Didn't mean to make you die...I wanna die...I sometimes wish I'd never been sauce at all!"
*** "I see a little Icee."
*** "hcoumaracS, hcoumaracS. oelilaG oelilaG oelilaG oelilaG. Magnificooo I'm'I oooooooo."
*** "Nobody loves memes."
*** "No no no no no no non on on on on on on."
*** "Sos. So you think you can lol. Just got to get right out of here."
*** "Good-bye, everybody!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZzpXLj68Sk The 80's Kinda Sucked a Little Bit]]
** Creator/JohnnyDepp reading ''Literature/IAmAmericaAndSoCanYou''
** The Music/{{Aha}} part ending with the Rick Roll.
** The part with Film/RiskyBusiness

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsTFacsef0A The 90's were a point in time]]
** [[Music/{{Nirvana}} PILLOW, PIL]][[{{Mondegreen}} LOW, PILLOW]]
** [[Music/SouljaBoy YOUUUUUUU]] [[Music/{{Weezer}} (Arnold's, drive, in, chicken)]]
** [[Music/{{Weezer}} What's with]] [[Music/LadyGaga Gaga]], is she a girl?
** [[Music/BackstreetBoys Ain't nothin' but a fart/ain't nothin' but a steak!]]
** [[Music/BritneySpears Oh baby, baby]] ''[UsefulNotes/JoeBiden pops up]'' [[{{Mondegreen}} BIDEN, BIDEN]]...
** [[BlackComedy "Hit my baby one more time!"]]
** [[Music/MCHammer Stop!...]] [[spoiler: [[TheStinger ham time!]]]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuc379AWq-Q The 2000s were a Decade, Century, and Millennium]]
** [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} "DON'T SHOP."]]
** [[Music/DeLaSoul "It's my chocolate attack!"]] (Franchise/{{Pokemon}} game screenshot shows De La Soul attacking 2D with chocolates)
** [[Music/{{Coldplay}} "I used to play]] ''[[VideoGame/StarWarsTheForceUnleashed The Force Unleashed]]'', but I discovered that it sucked! Now in the morning I play Mario!" *the opening of "Viva La Vida" is played sped up with Chris Martin flashing colors* ''[[note]] it sounds like the Starman jingle from Super Mario Bros. when sped up[[/note]]''
** "[[Music/LadyGaga I wanna]] [[ToiletHumor doo-doo in Texas place.]]"
** "P-p-p-[[VisualPun poke her face]], p-p-poke her face!" (obligatory)
** "I'll get him a car!" ''(VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 theme plays)''
** "I wanna roll with -- [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic the gangstas, but sooos.]]
** "No, you can't read my POPE!"
** "A little gay is fun when you're Russian!"
** "Russian roulette is not roulette, and if it's not roulette, it isn't fun."
** "Chicken muffin, [[VisualPun chicken muffin!"]]
** "To perform for you tonight...[[Music/OutKast Andre]], Andre, Andre... and Andre."
** The fans' cheering getting louder and completely drowning out the performance.
** "My baby don't mess around because she don't know how...[[BastardBoyfriend my baby don't know s***!]]"
** My baby is killin' me right now!
** '''ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...'''
** [[Music/KanyeWest Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger,]] [[ImmediateSelfContradiction but she a gold digger.]]
** My best friend says she used to *bleep* my best friend Usher!
** "Get down, girl, go 'head, get ''[[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy THE F*** DOWN!!!]]''"
*** A gag that came just a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcjXFIPbHxc bit too late]]: [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Shut up and take my money!]]
** [[Music/{{Eminem}} Lol...]] '''F-YOU'''
** "One shot. One opportunity. [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} One Pikachu]], would you capture it?
** "His mom's a [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy!]]"
*** "He's nervous, but on the surface [[MemeticMutation his body is ready!]]"
** "He opens his mouth, but the VOMIT won't come out! He vomits all over the whole crowd!" ''[cue Eminem vomiting from "Just Lose It"]'' "[[{{Squick}} Everybody's grossed out now!]]"
** "Snap back to reality! [[Music/{{PSY}} Op, op, op, op, Oppa whoa!]]"
** You only get one shot. ''YOU DO NOT GET TWO SHOTS.''
** "But hold your nose, 'cuz here goes the Coca-Cola!"
** [[Music/MCHammer "Alright,]] [[ArcWords stop...]] [[spoiler:[[CallBack Pajama time!"]]]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLgXYb9irpM The 2010's Were Forever Ago]]
** A lot of the "Despacito" portion is a LOT of mashed up Spanish. [[FunWithSubtitles And it's translated in the closed captions!]]
*** "Female, female, female, despacito." This is a accompanied by a montage of women from the video, [[FreezeFrameBonus with one of the shots being]] [[CreatorCameo Ellie/DaThings herself]].
*** "[[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} The price of my love's not a price...]] [[CallBack The price is not rice.]]"
*** The montage of Luis Fonsi repeating Spanish words of different body parts, [[BilingualBonus while the camera zooms in on each one he says]].
** The seamless transition from a Kraft macaroni and cheese commercial to the next music video, "Bad Guy" by Music/BillieEilish.
*** "So you're a guy? [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Cool]]."
*** "So you're a white guy, [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas just can't get enough guy]]".
*** "You're a [[Franchise/SuperMario Shy Guy, Ruff Puff, Tuff Puff,]]" (''guy dons dog ears and snout'') "Ruff, ruff!"
*** "I'm the type type, make your momma sus type, make your girlfriend Mai Tai type, I'm the dad type."
*** "I'm a baaaag... huh."
** [[Music/DaftPunk Dank Puft]] feat. [[Music/PharrellWilliams Pharrelliams]]
*** "Like the legend of Creator/JoaquinPhoenix."
---> [[FreezeFrameBonus Joaquin Phoenix - Tintype photo circa 1874]]\\
Actor, known for ''[[Film/{{Joker}} The Jokester]]'', ''[[Series/TheWalkingDead The Joaquin Dead]]''
*** "She's up all night to get [=SuS=]. She's up all night to get some. She's up all night to get [[CensoredForComedy f***ed]]. I'm up all night to watch ''Anime/LuckyStar''."
*** "R, R, R," (''Pharrell dresses up as a pirate'') "Arrrgh!"
*** As Pharrell keeps singing "I'm up all night", it fades to a picture of an out-of-it Pharrell still in bed.
** In the "Somebody That I Used To Know" segment, the first pan-up on Music/{{Gotye}} shows a surgery scar under his chest, a reference to [=DaThings=]'s own gender transition.
*** "Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
** "[[Music/{{Macklemore}} I'mma take your grandpa. I'mma take your grandpa. No for real. No for real. Can I have your grandpa?]]"
*** The saxophone pitch shifted to play [[Series/LazyTown We Are Number One]].
*** "That's fifty dollars for a Popsocket."
*** "I'm in this big apple. I look edible."
** [[Music/ChildishGambino This Is This Is America]]
*** "This is America. This is 'Murica. [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTheSacredStones This is Eirika]]. [[Film/CoolCatSavesTheKids Look, this is Erik]]. This is Ms. America."
*** "[[NakedPeopleAreFunny I'mma be strippin' now.]]"
*** [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} "Yeah yeah, I'mma go into this. Yeah yeah, this is my area. Yeah yeah, I'mma go to bed."]]
*** As Childish Gambino goes to sleep, [[CallBack an image of insomniac Pharelliams faintly appears in the corner.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9xRYAcZ7c Call Me Beep Me Maybe When You're Sober]]
** ''"[[{{Music/Blondie}} Color me]]'' [[{{Film/Titanic 1997}} like one of your Frerf girls.]]"
** "Color me a cat."
*** ''"Colored baby!"''
** ''"[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I'm your basic average girl. And I'm basic, and I'm average, and I'm girl.]]"''
** ''"[[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea You can't stop me 'cause I'm Kim Jong-il]]"''
** ''"[[CaptainObvious Call me call me if you want to call me, when you wanna call me that's okay]]"''
*** '''"beepbeepbeepbeep"'''
** ''"[[ToiletHumor I threw up in the well, I looked at you and now you're in my puke]]"''
** ''"Here's my baby, [[Creator/ValveSoftware so call me Gaben]]"''
** ''"[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Hey I just met you, and I just met you, but I just met you, so '''i just met you''']]"''
** [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim FUS RO DAH!]]
** ''"You love memes? Come find Memebase"''
** ''"You love beer with mead!"''
** '''''CALL ME.''''' [[Music/{{Blondie}} Call me]] [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible beep me]] [[Music/CarlyRaeJepsen maybe]] [[Music/{{Evanescence}} when]] [[TitleDrop you're so]][[SubvertedTrope os]]--

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KchL1IBJh48 Justin Can't Stop Staring At Your Missile Toes]]"
** "I should be playing in the winter snow / But imma be [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment playing in the winter snow]] / But [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Imma be, imma be, imma imma imma be]]"
** [[MaleGaze "But I can't stop staring at your butt!"]]

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItB1yUQ1dV0 Fresh Friday]]"
** "Russian, Russian, everybody's Russian"
** "Gotta be fresh" "[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Now this is a story all about my lul]]"
** "No U"
** "I whistled for a cab and when it came near / The license plate said FRERF / If anything, I could say that this cab was rare / But I thought, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere nah, forget it! Yo, homes, to West Philadelphia!]]"
** "BRB"
** The ''Series/ToCatchAPredator'' skit:
---> '''Chris Hansen:''' The thirteen-year-old girl, home alone.
---> '''Creator/WillSmith:''' Hmm...
---> '''Chris:''' I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC…
---> '''Will:''' [[OhCrap ♪Yo, this is bad!♪]]
---> '''Chris:''' ...and we’re doing a story on computer predators.
---> '''Will:''' ♪I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here!♪
---> '''Chris:''' You are every parent's worst nightmare!
---> '''Music/RebeccaBlack:''' ♪Which seat can I take?♪
---> '''Chris:''' Laugh out loud.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcU_zaLZ25U Poom Poom Bow]] (audio is muted) [[https://archive.org/details/YTPPoomPoomBow Audio restored ver.]]
** "[[Music/LadyGaga Gaga.]] Got a kitty cat. Got a Kit Kat."
** "[[LiteralMinded Rockin' them beats]]"
** "I'm on that [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Super Sonic]] [=ZoooooZ=]!
** "I'm steppin' on leprechans!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0K5kJgl0zU Cee Lo Green Remembers When He Forgets You]]
** "I remember when, I remember, I remember, I remember, I—" "[[Music/AlanJackson Remember when…]]"
** "I'm sorry, [[Creator/{{CS188}} I can't afford an Atari]], but that don't mean I can't get you an Xbox"
** "And all that you have in life…" (box of Life cereal appears)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDcGec14-Xw Taylor Swiftly Removes Her Spectacles]]
** "You're on the phone…" (song ends)
** "You're on the phone with your cheer captain and I'm on the phone with your girlfriend, she's obsessed, and she's going off about sus."
** "She wears short skirts, I wear short shirts, she's short captain and I'm on the Manga/{{Bleach}}."
** "…thinkin' to myself, Hey, isn't this a park bench? ''Film/EasyA''."
** "She wears hah heels, [[VisualPun I wear Snickers]]"
** "Wearing hipster glasses? Too mainstream."
** '''Taylor:''' I Love You.\\
'''Guy:''' [[IncompatibleOrientation I Love Men.]]\\
(''both awkwardly leave the party'')

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SuSfo-Src You're mad, Dishcord]]
** Music/CarlySimon's trollface.
** ''[[WMG/YoureSoVainTheories "You're sos, you probably think this song is about sos."]]''
*** ''"I bet you think this song is about you, [[RepeatCut don't you? don't you? don't you? don't you?]]"''
** "[[Franchise/FinalFantasy Cloud's]] in my coffee"
** ''"[[Music/TheLivingTombstone Terrible sos is going down, through the Tire Town]]"''
** '''"[[GratuitousDiscoSequence DISCO!]]"'''
** Flynn Adam answers 'hash brownies' phone call.
** "[[RepeatCut OK, OK, OK, OK, OK,]] [[{{Mondegreen}} Oh K.O. Kay…]]" (''Kay Jewelers logo appears'') "[[{{Mondegreen}} …Oak, eh?]]" (''picture of [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Professor Oak]] appears'')
** ''"I do the dishes, you know I love dishes"''
*** ''"You know I love trash"''
*** ''"You know I love Kisses"''
*** ''"[[RunningGag You know I LOL]]"''
** ''"Their glasses are filling up their glasses"''
** ''"[[PedoHunt And I feel every child]]"'' '''[[CensoredForComedy CUT TO TEST SCREEN]]'''
*** ''"[[ChildHater Every child should die]]"'' '''[[CensoredForComedy CUT TO TEST SCREEN AGAIN]]'''

* [[http://youtu.be/VH1TaF8L7kE Hagrid and Jesus give Reginald Van Hook a slap in the face]]
** "The [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment bees and the bees]]"
** [[VideoGame/GuitarHero STAR POWER ACTIVATED!]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnNLh4ZgLsc&ab_channel=DaThings {YTP} ~ Nicki Minaj Tries her Hand at Self-Sacrifice]]
** "Ooohhhweh...''Ooohhhweh''...'''Ooohhhweh'''...'''''Ooohhhweh'''''...'''''OOOHHHWEH!'''''"
** "Stepped up in the potty like my name was "That Potty"."
** "All these haters gonna hate because I'm sos."
** "Stab. Stab. Stab."
** "[[DrivenToSuicide Imma kill mahself.]]"
** [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas will.i.am]] hitting a Mario question-mark block, a CallBack to "Poom Poom Bow".
** "In [=MySpace=] and I'm not coming down." ''we see a red cross on Facebook''
** "I'm just so monotone...onotone."
** "Sometimes it's just me and I'm alone." ''We see the Forever Alone face on Nicki Minaj''
** "I can't believe it. It's sos."
** "Hi Billy Mays here for the Nicki Minaj slider station!"
*** "I can't believe it. It's Billy Mays!"
*** Woah. This is supposed to be the Nicki Minaj Collab. Better get back on topic. [[note]]Made even funnier if you can see in a split second, [=DaThings=] says "Better drink my own piss." instead of "Better get back on topic."[[/note]]
** "The Dun Dun nuD nuD ehT. The [=SuS=] Dun. Yep, the sus nun. [[BrokenRecord Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.]]"
** "A pony's house, [[BrokenRecord a pony's house]], [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic a pony's house]]."
** "I hear Tom loud and clear, that is how I know Tom is near." [[=MySpace=] Tom appears on-screen]
** '''''KILL YOURSELF!'''''

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLBB9zaOD4U All I Want To Beer]]"
** [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs "This ain't LA. This ain't L, and it ain't A either."]]
** The slow-motion close-up when Sheryl Crow makes the [[MemeticMutation "poggers" face.]]
** "[[TheAlcoholic I like a good beer. I like drinking bottles of beer early in the morning on Tuesday.]] [[TakeThat But I won't drink Bud Lite. I only like good beer.]]"
** "I got a feeling... [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas (woo, hoo)]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} Billy takes the moon, then he takes the sun, then he takes everything that seems like fun]] down to his oversized fingers before cursing them out, he's [[CensoredForComedy w***ing the b***s of B** as they s*** on the f***.]]"
** "Out of nowhere, WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} enters the bar. [[FemaleGaze Daaamn, he thick.]] The bartender looks up his skirt." "What?" "Nothing."
** "HEY dude! Wanna have some fun?" [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames "Yeah!"]] "I got a fee." ({{Beat}}) "Oh."
** "All I want to do is have [[Music/SmashMouth some]] fun until [[VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub Monika]] comes up the boulevard."
** "Clean and dirty [[{{Spoonerism}} Buicksons and Daccs]]."
** "Scrub-scrub-scrubbing as best they can in [[LongList skirts and suits and hose and scrubs and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats]]."
** TheStinger: [[spoiler:[[MemeticMutation "Mam, this is a Wendy's."]]]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Television YTP]]

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEJbX5pio8 Prawn Srars]]" (original taken down; link goes to flipped re-upload to prevent further copyright infringement problems)
** "On this episode of ''Soda Stars'':"
*** "What have we got here?" "I have a sas--saass--sadaaasss--'''''seddhledesse'''''--"
*** (''shown on the reupload''): Seddhledesse: ''n''. entity relating to a horseback seat, particularly as it pertains to Kovin Kestner (actor, "Dances with Svlolves".)
*** "--from Kevin Costner from Dances with Wolves. Dances with Saddles. Dances with Kevin Kostner. Dances with Saddles. Dances with Svloles."
** "That's not my tattoo set. '''''[[RepeatCut That's not my tattoo set.]]'''''"
** "Circling, ''circling, '''circling--'''''"
** "We have a Creator/{{Cs188}} rifle. This is a sick American rifle. The nun that won the nun well...."
*** [[spoiler:And then Rick points the rifle to his forehead....]] '''''BANG!!!!''''' "And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded." (click) "LOL!"
*** The gunshot incident was also done again in a few minutes later. "This gun is the real deal. [[spoiler:Now all I gotta do is test it....]]" [[spoiler:'''''BANG!!!!''''']]
** "I'm Garrison, and this is my paunch. And this is my poncho. And this is my pawn shop." (cue [[VisualPun picture of chess pawns]])
** "Every item here has a story, and a price, and a pawn shop, and an old man."
** ''Film/DancesWithWolves'' Saddle.
*** Owned by Kovin Kestner.
*** Used in the film ''Dances with Dancers''.
*** Edible
** "Earlilrae--early this morning a guy came out with a ''classic American rifle''--" (pause) "I mean the guy came out with a saddle: bib--BIG money, so I called up my BIG buddy Mark."
*** "My name is Mark. [Beat] I'm an expert on Western [=AlieilA.=]"
** The entire [[OverlyLongGag powder and your ball]] sequence.
** "[[CaptainObvious Well, it's definitely a saddle.]]"
*** Behold: haggling:
---->'''Guy''': I'd let it go for fifty.
---->'''Rick''': [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment How about fifty bucks?]]
---->'''Guy''': I mean, [[CaptainObvious I'm sure it is still a saddle even though we couldn't get that verified]]. [[EpicFail You go four?]]
---->'''Rick''': (cries painfully) [[AintTooProudToBeg I'll go fifty bucks, that's the most I'm gonna make.]]
---->'''Guy''': Well, you got a deal, [[QuickChange three hundred dollars]].
---->'''Rick''': [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
*** "I bought Creator/KevinCostner's butt at an auction."
** "Do I want this gun? '''''YESSSSSSSS.''''' I mean, it's a nice gun, ''it's a nice gun, '''it's a nice gun--'''''
** "Everyone knows I'm into tattoos around here. I mean I got no brain."
** "Mum, this guy wants to tattoo your chum!"
** "I wanted to be a tattoo. But then, uh, something."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJVlkSSMNC0 Prawn Srars Two]]
** "narfanrarndsisansiasnasnasis (''[[SoundEffectBleep beep]]'') I can hardly talk."
** "Earlier today, I bought a tat. I'm thinking I can trade this for a tattoo, so now I'm on my way to the friend shop to get a tatthree."
** Someone tries to sell his early 1900's sheep:
--->'''Guy''': I picked it up from this casino after they went out of business. They held a huge business.
--->'''Rick''': Sort of like business.
--->'''Guy''': Right, exactly.
--->'''Rick''': So, do you know anything about this thing?
--->'''Guy''': [[KickTheDog That's none of your business.]]
--->'''Rick''': [[TranquilFury ...'k, actually that's absolutely my business.]]
--->'''Guy''': [[OhCrap Rur.]]
--->'''Rick''': [[RealityEnsues Sorry we couldn't do business.]]
--->'''Guy''': [[KnowWhenToFoldEm Hey, business is business.]]
** "So Cory was strolling in."
--->'''Rick''': Sup, Cory, where-\\
'''Old Man''': Rick, you know he's Ben.\\
(''"Ben" is wearing a sticker that reads: "Hello, my name is Ben".'')\\
'''Rick''': (''beat'') ...we've got a few questions for Ben.\\
(''awkward silence'')\\
'''Rick''': Needless to say, we didn't say anything.\\
'''Ben''': I'll admit, [[TooDumbToLive maybe trading in the pawn shop for a tatfive on my own arm wasn't a great idea]], but at least I didn't mispell my name.\\
(''[[HypocriticalHumor the "my name is" sticker now reads: "Hello, my name is Bin"]]'')
** "I'm Tony, and I'm the old guy, I'm old and unusual. They dragged me out of the bathroom, and, uh... (silence)"
*** [[MoodWhiplash And then Rick shoots Tony in order to test his gun.]]
---->'''Rick''': [[CallBack And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded!]]
** [[OverlyLongGag Old Man trying to determine whose money one of the patrons used to buy his aunt.]]
** "[[CaptainObvious I'm hoping to at least get... maybe money.]]"
** "We know this chest is from 1966, [[WhatAnIdiot but we have no idea which century]]. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment We have no idea because we don't know.]]"
--->'''Shawn''': It definitely predates the 20th century-\\
'''Rick''': ''None of us want to know.''
** Rick Garrison and "Ben" getting the Old Man a copy of [[CallBack the elephant issue of Zooks]] for his birthday, then turning around and selling his Zooks tiger poster.
--->'''Old Man''': Rick, where's my tiger poster?\\
'''Rick''': [[KickTheDog Sold it.]]\\
'''Old Man''': '''''[[BigWhat You WHAT?!]]'''''\\
'''Ben''': [=SsSsSsSoweoSSoSo=] we sold it for the special price of $19.95.\\
'''Old Man''': (''[[BerserkButton with a]] ComicalAngryFace'') [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I have never been this pissed off.]]\\
'''Ben''': Chumlee got the call a couple days ago.\\
'''Chumlee''': Said something about, uh... cheetah stickers?\\
'''Old Man''': You're on my (''beep'')list.
*** In the end, it's revealed to have been part of a ploy to hide a surprise visit from the cast of ''Series/ICarly'' from the Old Man.
** "I'm coming to the pawn shop to sell my knives; my one knives. But I'm not selling my butt."
--->'''Rick''': So where'd you get these things?\\
'''Jeff''': Does it really matter? I mean-\\
'''Rick''': [[CallBack Hehuhhehuhehuhuhehuh]] '''''[[HaHaHaNo YES.]]'''''
*** And then Rick calls in his friend, Dean, [[KickTheSonOfABitch to kick his ass.]]
** As the ''[=iCarly=]'' cast is at the pawn shop...:
--->'''Rick''': So what is this?\\
'''Carly''': A bottle of punch, signed by Jesus. Of America. [=HuH.=]\\
'''Rick''': This classic bottle of American punch could be worth big money. How'd you get it?\\
'''Carly''': [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney I'm iCarly.]]
** "You guys done with the really bad acting?"
--->'''Carly''': (''with her and Sam's faces covered by [[TakeThat those of their actresses' characters in]] Between and Film/TheIntruders2015'') No!
** Chumlee discovers that Gibby is wearing "Vince's jeans", after which Creator/VinceOffer appears in the background in his underwear.
** The potato chip [[ShapedLikeItself shaped exactly like a potato chip]].
--->'''Chumlee''': A potato chip? (''eats the potato chip'')\\
'''Rick''': You just ate their potato chip!\\
'''Chumlee''': Well, they can have it back. (''[[{{Squick}} takes the chip back out of his mouth]]'') Otato chip.
** The video ends with the sudden reveal that the punch in Carly and Sam's water bottle is actually the Old Man, [[CrossesTheLineTwice which Rick and Big Hoss casually begin drinking]].
--->'''Rick''': [[IAmAHumanitarian Wanna drink some of the Old Man?]]\\
'''Big Hoss''': Yeah!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhzUce3rSIQ Hot Dogs, LSD and Hot Dogs]]
** The title changes from "CASE STUDY: LSD" to "CASE STUDY: DSL", "EASY STUDS ON LSD", and "CASEY SAYS LOL".
** "This guy I went to school with asked me if I want to try some acid, and I took off screaming down the street." *TheEnd*
** "I was pretty jacked up on sauce, so I decided to try it, and I dropped it. (sound of shattering glass)
** "I don't know what I was doing, whatever. But I kept sitting there waiting, and waiting and waiting, and waiting [[OverlyLongGag and waiting, and waiting and]] I don't know what I was waiting, and waiting for, [[ComicBook/TheFlash a flash]] or [[Radio/RushLimbaugh a rush]]. WOWOWOWOWWOW"
** "[[BiggerIsBetterInBed I was very hung.]] And I had put mustard and ketchup and relish and ketchard and retchup and mulish the usual. I put the hotdog into my dog's mouth, and somebody started screaming..."
** "I got the hotdog up to my mom. And I looked down on the hotdog and there was [[ShapedLikeItself a hotdog]]." (girl goes terrified, vendor goes Creator/NicolasCage rageface)
** "And I stood there with this hotdog and asked Terry, 'You know this hotdog?' And he says, "'''''[[GirlyScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH]]'''''""
** [[BlackComedy "I realized I had murdered my friend Terry. Lol."]]
** And I was jumping on this hotdog in the middle of Hotdog Street...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeKbzxLlEE4 Postman Tap Delivers Fake Letters]]
** "Postman Cat, Postman Cat, Postmaamtso-" (beep)
** "Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat [[ArtShift in Black and White!]]"
** "He picks up his van..." followed by Tap lifting his van and throwing it as Mrs. Goggins watches through her window.
** "Toastman Pat, Toastman Pat..."
** "All the letters are fake, Tap feel he's a Postman!"
-->'''TitleCard:''' Pastman Pot
** "[[RunningGag Tap can break through your door!]]" [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} *breaks through your door, Zombie style*]] "[[ParanoiaFuel You really should lock your door!]]"
** "Tap feels he's Franchise/{{Batman}}!"
** "It was a spatula, but he was keeping it. 'Now then, [=JeJ=], don't you give my donuts away! [=AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa=]-'"
** "Tap looked happy, until he saw that most of it was saus."
** "One envelope had a drawing of a cat on it. But how did everyone know he was a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry?]] He'd kept it a secret all these years, and now they all knew. 'Let me wish you a happy basement virgin life too! Heh! [=WeeW=]!' 'F[[SoundEffectBleep **]]k you.', said Tap."
** "The Twins were looking at [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Ponies.]] [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Mrs. Potts]] had just come in from the kitchen. Tap showed the Twins his ''[[PaedoHunt coooooooooooooooooooooo]]''[[BaitAndSwitch ards]]."
--> '''Mrs Pottage:''' We've made cake.
--> '''Postman Tap:''' It's my cake now! (Steals cake) Thank you very much!
** "There were some letters for Music/JustinBieber." *[[RunningGag Tap breaks through the door,]] a cane in his hand* "Tap arrived just in time to [[BlackComedy beat Thompson into the ground]]. 'Time to run away!' said Tap with a laugh." *The door opens, and...* "Thompson came in."
-->''[extended {{Beat}} as Tap and Thompson look over their suspiciously identical-looking canes]''
-->'''Thompson:''' You should go.
-->'''Tap:''' ''[as he returns to his van, which has a [[UsefulNotes/SovietRussiaUkraineAndSoOn hammer and sickle]] emblazoned on its rear-end, cane in hand]'' Whatever.
** "Granny Dryden was busy cooking [[IAteWhat poo]]. [[LampshadeHanging 'Gross,']] said Tap."
** "ERR AAH ERR"
** *Tap [[FlippingTheBird flips off]] Miss Hubbard through her front window, then enters* "There was a glass of red wine waiting for Tap. 'Cheers!' She gave him a glass of [[IAteWhat Arsenic]]. Miss Hubbard [[BrokenRecord drank and drank and drank-"]] (beep)
** "She gave him a steering wheel covered in [[ToiletHumor poo.]] 'That's just lovely.'"
** "Lucy was on the lookout for Tap at the village school." *Lucy looks out for Tap with a [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior sniper rifle]]. Tap rounds the corner of the schoolyard wall, a red dot between his eyes and...*
-->'''[[GoryDiscretionShot SFX]]: [[BoomHeadshot BANG!]]'''
** "Tap had presents for the children: A picture of him on a card each, and a piece of chalk."
** "Tap was amazed. There was an article about ''him'', headed: "WANTED: Postman Tap - Uuhyeahuh". It told all about his work, how he f[[SoundEffectBleep **]]ked everyone, where he was born, and... his bounty. 'Well,' said Tap, '[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Time to run away!]]'"
-->'''The Article:''' WANTED: Postman Tap - Uhhyeahuh. Basically this guy goes around in a red van, delivers fake letters, and {{Troll}}s the community. We're thinking maybe we should do something about it. Also, he [[CensoredForComedy ***]] everyone. [[BlackComedyRape Most often against their will.]] That's [[{{Understatement}} kinda illegal.]] He was born in Battle Creek, MI. Not that it matters. [[LemonyNarrator Last I checked the areas of people's birth aren't enough to go on as far as catching criminals.]] BOUNTY: 15 frarfs
** Tap's not the only fellow wanted in Greendale: There's a FreezeFrameBonus bit for a man named Garyrary.
-->'''That Article:''' WANTED: Garyrary. Garyrary is veryrery scaryrary. He and larryrarry eat berrirerries on the ferryrerry. Be waryrary. We're thinking he's probably also a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furryrurry.]]
** Then, Underneath that part, there is a line that is mostly cut off by the side of the Screen, but it appears to be some thing along the lines of...
-->'''That Article:''' "Not exactly sure how (you can read) this, since it's prob(ably covered). If somehow you c(an read this) point out the fact (you can,) you Lucky Dog! [[note]]Words in brackets are guess work to what they may be.[[/note]]
** "[[TheStinger I'll show it to the wife. Heh, she will be pleased!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4BQUt-RINw Postman Tap 2: Double Tap.]]
** "It was another hot day in Music/GreenDay. A very hot day. Everything was hot. The village was hot. The van was hot. Tap was hot. Green Day was [[TakeThat terrible!]]"
** "Mrs. Goblins was trying to [[TotallyRadical get cool]]."
--> '''Tap''' (''Driving by Mrs. Goblins in sunglasses and a Yankees cap''): You suck!
** "'They're going to turn the water off this morning!' 'I know,' said Tap. 'Hah, but they can't turn off the lemonade!'" *GilliganCut* "'They're going to turn off the lemonade! Whatever will we do? [=HaH=]! But they can't turn off the [[SpotOfTea Tea!]]'"
** "'Hey, don't forget Granny Dry-' 'I won't.'" *Tap leaves without Granny Dry's parcel, leaving Mrs. Goblins confused* "He met Granny ''Dryyyy'' and told him about his [[SoundEffectBleep ***]] [[GroinAttack being cut off.]]"
** "It's a pity the old pump's not working. Wew, wewew. ''There were plenty of dry times in my young days-''" "[[CallBack ERR AAH ERR]]"
** "Tap, isn't this terrible! We haven't got a drop of water left!" "Cool, whatever."
** Ted Glen sings "Mary Had A Little Lamb," ending his bit by saying "[[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede!]]" That clay figure of King Dedede's pretty cute, too...
** The dubstep section.
-->'''Peter Farm:''' I wonder if I can fish it out with this [[{{Mondegreen}} sook!]] ''[{{Beat}}]'' Ah, got it!
-->'''Tap''': At least I didn't drop this! (Cue bass drop)
** Granny ''Dryyyy'' opening a parcel containing a nude picture of Tap.
** [[FreezeFrameBonus Granny Dry]] is [[ParanoiaFuel always watching]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VOfAltjOIE Postman Tap 3: Tapped Out]]
** The theme song blending into the intro to ''Series/{{Rawhide}}''. [[CallBack In Black and White!]]
** Tap finding a [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Lotad]] [[FreezeFrameBonus inside a post box]].
** "Just as Jess is mourning, he picks up the letters through your door!" (Pat Steals all the mail with a rope through the mail slot.)
** "[[CallBack Postman Cat! Postman Cat! Postman Cat!]]" Which Tap interrupts by calling out Jess who stole his hat for thinking he is "Postman Jess or something!"

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1uydQwXVFY My Little Pwn: Friendship is Frerfship]]"
** '''Pinkie Pie''': Glance EEEEEEEEE!
** '''Apple Bloom''': Applejack, I'm a baby! I can take care of my sus!
** This:
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Now, tell me, what exactly have you actually seen Zecora do?
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': Well… (''long silence, fidgets and rolls her eyes, starts to say something but goes quiet'')
-->'''Twilight''': Ooh… (''starts talking backwards'')
** '''Applejack''': That filly little silly!
** '''Rarity''': Ugh, I look like a bull! Nice decorations...if you like pee!
** The Creator/{{TBS}} logo showing up when Appletini says "Very funny."
** This:
-->'''Pinkie Pie''': Don't you agree, Fluttershy?
-->'''Fluttershy''': (''deep voice'') I don't wanna talk about it.
-->(''everypony laughs'')

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTM6dhXk0Nc Ernie calls Rubber Duckie Fat]]
** "Arab! Arab! Arab! Arab!"
** Ernie rapidly and forcefully squeezing Rubber Duckie, [[CrossesTheLineTwice accompanied by "ANIMAL ABUSE" on screen.]]
** Ernie: Hey, Rubber Duckie, would you like me to scrub your BUTT?\\
Rubber Duckie (with Mario's head): [[VideoGame/HotelMario No.]]\\
Ernie: Would you like me to scrub [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames YOUR FACE?]]\\
Rubber Duckie (with Dr. Robotnik's head): [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog NO!]]\\
Ernie: Would you like me to scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule, scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon, scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning, scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii?\\
Rubber Duckie (with M. Bison's head): [[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter YES!]]\\
Ernie: Oh. Okay. How's this?\\
Rubber Duckie: [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames IT BURNS!]]\\
(Ernie makes [[VideoGame/HotelMario an evil laugh]])
** Ernie: Rubber Duckie, you're so tubby and chubby!\\
Rubber Duckie: [[TitleDrop Did you just call me fat?]]

* Sadam Avage[[note]]I'm done with sus for today![[/note]], Jamie Heinie[[note]]Way to go there, bunny.[[/note]], Arahamahara[[note]]Swag. Swag. SWAG.[[/note]], Tori Chee[[note]]I'm trying to blel.[[/note]], and Karirari[[note]]Yeah, [[CaptainObvious I went to college!]][[/note]] proudly present [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u3jY-nzUiU The Mythsters]].
** The numerous changes to the title card, including "[=MythbubhtyM=]" and "Mythsusters".
** "They don't test the myths, they just tell the myths"
** "Women have better men, that they notice all the men, that women notice all the better women, and men notice all the observation skills. Women don't. The women notice all the skills, and women notice {{Music/Eminem}}, and men don't."
** "We're testing that women are men"
** "Up steps the first walker to take the [[Series/TheWalkingDead watching dead]] challenge"
*** "This is gonna be a test" *the guy gets up and walks out*
** "How many times did they pass the basketball?" "Yellow."
*** "Anything else interesting about the video?" "Mmm... 12?"
** "Xbox One." "[[TakeThat I'm not buying it]]." "Yeah, really?"
** "Which can cause [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Koffing]] and [[OriginalCharacter Vomiting]]"
** "What are we gonna blow up today?" (''balloon animal appears'')
** "On [[VisualPun Backing Braid]]"
** "So the good stuff is very very [[ShapedLikeItself good stuff]]"
** "Woah, this is a squid."
** "It may look nothing like {{Music/Stevie Wonder}}, but Stevie doesn't even know how he looks."
*** [[SensoryAbuse THAT'S RIGHT]] [[EpilepticFlashingLights I'VE RESORTED]] [[SelfDeprecation TO BLIND JOKES]]
** "Now what we need to do is test this myth." (you don't say) "And we're gonna [[MediumAwareness have to create a TV show]]. And we're gonna have to reek."
** "The [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Leela]] Effect"
** "With the one and only ingredient: [[CallBack a mammoth]]."
** "It's about seven degrees." "That's about a hundred degrees."
*** "[[InsaneTrollLogic LOGIC LOGIC LOGIC]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGdjWDllKPo The Price is Rice (And Other-Type Game Shows)]]
** It's [[Series/ThePriceIsRight The Price]] [[TitleDrop Is Rice!]]
** The female contestant who always says "No."
*** The other female contestant, Nicole, who is broken[[note]]frozen and stuttering[[/note]].
---->Nicole?
** "[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Shadow]], what's our first prize?" "A Chaos Emerald?!"
** This exchange:
--> '''Contestant:''' Seven-oh-one.
--> '''[[Series/TheLateLateShowWithCraigFerguson Craig Ferguson]]:''' Say it again?
--> '''Contestant:''' Seven-oh-one?
--> '''Craig:''' Say it again?
--> '''Contestant:''' Seven-''no''-one.
--> '''Craig:''' Say it again?
--> '''Contestant''': ''No.''
** "It's a graarg. It's a grand gesture, [[ImmediateSelfContradiction that isn't the least bit grand.]] Nothing says '''''[[SurpriseCreepy happy holidays]]''''' like [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Flutter]][[{{Spoonerism}} shy]]."
*** "It's like nothing you love. Lul."
** "I have my pocket [[MindScrew right here in my pocket]]!" *Canned laughter's and woman at home watching laughing*
** Paula Deen entering to [[TakeThat barely any applause]].
** "I will take you to my house, and I will cook [[ImAHumanitarian myself]]." ("And you can hear me sizzling.") "No." "YES, I WILL!"
** What is the name of "Literature/TheDivineComedy"? [[NonSequitur "Sometimes my eyelashes stick together!"]]
** "Is Paula Deen a fifth grader?"
--> '''Paula:''' Yes.
** "What bird is Mexico?"
** The ''Series/WheelOfFortune'' segment:
--->'''[[Film/TheRoom Tommy Wiseau]]''': What a story…
--->'''Pat Sajak:''' …mark, and let's get you working on this puzzle. The category tonight is "[[ShapedLikeItself Puzzle.]]"
---> (''A single letter lights up; Vanna just stands and shrugs instead of revealing it'')
--->'''Pat''': Vanna? Vanna? Hello, Vanna?
--->'''Contestant''': Oh.
--->'''Pat''': Well, uhhhhh…
--->'''Contestant''': Oh.
--->'''Pat''': …hhhhhU
--->'''Contestant''': .yggub ybab weN-[[RuleOfThree Oh]].
--->(''board reveals "[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner FHQWHGADS]]"'')
** The host of Series/FamilyFeud, in the Fast Money intro: [[spoiler:"THE GAME!"]]
** "If you can't thing of anything, just say "Feuf-fef-feef-feuf-feuff-feeuf-feuf-fueeeee!"
** A disastrous Fast Money:
*** "Name something." "Reading"
*** "Name something in their homes that people always keep in a movie theatre." ''[seagull sounds]''
*** "A word that rhymes with 'movie theatre'." "Cease"
*** "Give me a large popcorn, please." ''[[RunningGag "No!"]]''
*** "When you're fu--" "Phone numbers."
*** Every given answer [[EpicFail scores zero points.]]
** "Welcome to [[Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire Who Wants To Be A Bee.]]"
*** "We have Greg Ginn in the hot seat. He is in the hot seat, he's hot, he's in the seat, he's Greg Ginn, he is a millionaire. Sryrs." "And I want to fight you and all the Irish and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a pea]]."
** Which of the following is best pony?:
*** A) Twilight
*** B) Applejack
*** D) Rainbow Dash
*** [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers 8]]) Pinkie Pie
*** ''[[CallBack It's Fluttershy]]''
*** (That pony joke was a bit over the top...)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze6D_AUgbEo The Price is Rice Jr.]]
** "What is your name, and how old are you?" "I'm Katherine years old."
** "Where are you from, Sandra?" "I'm from Belize-" "AMERICA!"
** [[OverlyLongGag "Hi, Sandra!"]] "Hi!" "Hi!" "Hi, Sandra" "Hi!" "Hi!" "Hah!" Hah!"
** "Now here's what you can do. You can actually buy this car!" (Cheering ensues.)
** [[RunningGag Nicole is still broken.]]
** The next item up for bids is [[Series/TheLateLateShowWithCraigFerguson Geoff Peterson]]. Yes, just Geoff. [[HilariousInHindsight He needs a new home]].
** [[VisualPun All right, round and round she goes!]]
** "You wanna say 'hi' to anyone?" "[[CallBack No!]]"
** "Is there anyone you want to say hi to?" [[BrickJoke "Hi!" "Hi, Sandra!" "Hi!"]]
** "This stuff? Right here? Right here! This stuff! This gear! This is the stuff! The right stuff! The stuff! The only stuff! Duh."
** Keith apparently playing for both teams in Legends of the Hidden Temple.
** "Our teams are competing to win."
** "On your mark, get set..." "--[[Creator/{{CS188}} you're going surfing on the internet!]]"
** "[[ShapedLikeItself First team to win wins.]]"
** "When I say go, one player from each team with jump around. That will be their partner's signal to [[WaxingLyrical jump up, jump up, and get down]]."
** Lawyer Larry Greene's face superimposed on the faces of girls playing ping pong, while audio from his commercial plays.
--> "If you want money, make the money. 1-800-NINE. We are injured. The law says you should get injured. If you want injured, you deserve the free burger. Whoa."
** One of the teams in Double Dare 2000 has three team members whose names begin with "Chris."
** "I'm gonna ask the blue team a question. If they know the answer, that's great, they'll answer it. If they don't, I don't care, they have to answer it. If they don't answer the question, goes a little bit like this: I'm gonna put a chokehold on the blue team, at which point they have to get a physical."
** One of the answers in the "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire" segment is "idk lol."
** "I need to be a [[VisualPun smart chicken]]."
** The montage of contestants at the end:
*** The Forgettable Hunk
*** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Patricia "Trisha" Trish]]
*** Young [[Series/TheAddamsFamily Lurch]]
*** [[OlderThanTheyLook Grandma Jones]]
*** [[Film/TheHobbit Bilbo Baggins]]
*** Deb
*** One of the contestant's names is replaced by Wingdings font, and decoded it says: CONGRATULATIONS YOU CAN TRANSATE (sic) STUFF

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZBBcs3g9sY The Price is Rice Classic]]
** [[BrokenRecord "You ready to play?" "I'm ready to play" "You ready to play?" "I'm ready to play"]]
*** "You ready to play? Well..." "'''[[CallBack No?]]'''" ''[JumpCut to her [[StatusQuoGameShow losing on the wheel]]]'' "Sorry Jessica, on you go over there, [=SaaS=]."
** "A pool table and an [[VideoGame/PokemonLetsGoPikachuAndEevee Eevee]]!"
*** "This sexy TV is equipped with a triple-X web browser!"
** [[CallBack Nicole]] [[spoiler:finally responding.]]
--->'''Craig Ferguson''': ''[[spoiler:YA MADE IT!]]''
** "[[HighOnHomicide I have run over 1000 people down these aisles!]]"
** "It's ''[[Series/SupermarketSweep Sweepermarket]] [[{{Spoonerism}} Soup]]''!"
** "Our contestants are ready to go." ([[RunningGag "I'm ready to play"]])
** "I'm a full-time orange."
** "[[DoubleEntendre Sexy...Round...Women...Lick...Pleasure...Explosions...]] Are you ready to play the game?" ("'''[[RunningGag No?]]'''")
** "Put your hands on your butts."
** "And there goes Susan! I figured she was on her way to fill up her diaper!"
** "Over in the gore section, Jeff's into the babies- ''[[WhatTheHellHero oh my God, Jeff!]]''"
** The longevity of ''Jeopardy'' is explained:
--->'''Art Fleming''': You know, if we were on once a week, this would be our fortieth week. We'll be starting [[BritishBrevity our ninth year on BBC,]] as it is. And during that time, we'll be starting our forty-ninth month. (echoed) ''A remarkable amount of time.''
** "More women than men watch the show, but approximately two [=NBs=] appear as contestants to every man."
** "This is Dr. Elliot Shwen, the winner of dollars. This is Ms. $8,250. And this is [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]]. And this is Mr. Creator/MelBrooks!"
** "I have two charities, both involving young people in my own home. One is called Jeff, for an 11 year-old boy who needs a kid, and the other is called Sherman, for a 17 year-old trans boy who was very seriously injured in a '''''Jeopardy!''''' game."
** "The categories are French Cuisine, Comics and Cuisine, Jerks at Work, Settings, The Actor and the Troll, and Religious Cartoons."
** "Uh, who is Superman?" "[[KickTheDog That's right, Clark Kent is.]]"
** "The full name of the character giving a lecture in the following film." (cue a clip of "[[Music/{{Drake}} Hotline Bling]]" on the board)
--->'''Drake''': ''You used my cell phone. That can only mean one thing. You need mommy.'' (percussion loops) ''Youyooyooy... You used my thing... Eh. Yeah. Ever I left Cincy you... You make me feel myself.''
** [[spoiler:[[DarkHorseVictory Nicole]] winds up winning "The Price is Rice"... because her opponent in the Showcase [[VictoryByEndurance went to bed]].]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtFM4LFrRYc Bill Nigh Cells Himself For a Profit]]
** "[[Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy Bill Nye]] the [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Shy Guy]]" (''picture of Bill Nye wearing Shy Guy mask'')
** '''BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB'''
** "Did you know that all plants and animals in the world are made of rabbits?"
** "Whenever you look at a mirror you see Bill Nye."
** "Suppose you are in a situation where the bricks (wa-ting!) [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames are singing! Isn't it beau-uaeb?]]"
** "Well, I wanna watch the [[Toys/{{Amiibo}} amiibos]]."
** "We have yogurt, we have Go-Gurt, sour cream, cheese, bread, cream cheese, sauerkraut, sour cream, sus, saus, slols, sos, [[OverlyLongGag saus, saus, sus, slol, sos, saus, sus, sos, sauce]] and tofu! [[SelfDeprecation You with me there? That's comedy!]]"
** "Alive or Not or Alive!"
*** (''over footage from an ''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]]'' [[https://youtu.be/u5NoW6_JKxY?t=3m13s video]]'') "[[BlatantLies A happy, smiling family]]! Alive or not?"
*** (''over [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing Boromir's death scene]]'') "Boromir! Alive or not?" ("Alive" is checked at first...then Boromir dies [[CrossesTheLineTwice and the checkmark promptly goes to the "Not" option]].)
** "Why do we call them blood cells? Well, because they're red! But why are they red? [[spoiler: Well, because they're red!]]"
** The brief RunningGag involving a girl cringing in surprise.
** (SCIENTIST) "I'm Kate Whitlock." (OKAY COOL) "I'm '''''Kate Whitlock'''''" ''(subtitle reads ''KATHLEEN WHITCOCK'')''
** "You're going to become a leg. Yeah, pretty exciting, huh?"
** [[spoiler: "[[BrickJoke A scrumptious piece of cake!]] [[Creator/DingoPictures Yee!]] [[VideoGame/Portal2 A lie, or not?]] ([[Main/MindScrew ''both "A Lie" and "Not" are checked'']])]]

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYnKOFlgxeI The Ground Roundup]]"
** The rendition of the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' theme.
*** The note-swapping of the two "My Little Pony" lines.
-->♪Myyyyyyym
-->♪I used to wonder what could be
-->♪[[ContinuityNod Memes used to be funny]]
-->♪Bench, nun, fart, [[Videogame/{{Minecraft}} notch]]
-->♪[[{{Spoonerism}} Karing shindness]], it's an easy feat
-->♪[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And magic makes it magic]]
-->♪Myyyyyym, don't you know you're all my very best frieeeeeeeirf♪
** Twilight Sparkle: Jack, you're a failure.
** This exchange:
-->'''Apple Bloom''': What's it say?
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': It's from Jack. "Family and friends. Soon." That's all there is.
-->'''Apple Bloom''': Jack's Jack?
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': What do you mean, Jack? She luls!
-->'''Granny Smith''': And she luls.
-->'''Apple Bloom''': [[RuleOfThree And she luls!]]
** "I'm glad we're finally gonna get some applejacks." ([[UnreadablyFastText Old joke is old, I know.]])
** '''Twilight Sparkle''': "Look, girls!" (picture turns swirled) "Swirls!"

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQOzSlqx8FY The Sharkshank Redemption]]" (edited and re-uploaded on DaThings2 as "Who are the Sarksh?)"
** The introductions of the sharks:
--> "Kevin O'Leary is a cat who turned a $10 loan into a sauce business worth $4."
--> "Lori Greiner, the Queen of Bruce, holds over half a dollar."
--> "Daymond John is [[Literature/TheJungleBook Mowgli]]."
--> "Robert Herjajerc, the son of an immigrant factory worker.
--> "And Mark Cuban, the outspoken owner of Kevin O'Leary."

* Even [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBlnmLpUERw The Evil Bernstain Rascals]], probably her weakest poop, has its moments:
** "I don't like Mom!"
** "Aw, gee, Ma. I don't like [[{{VideoGame/GarrysMod}} Gmod.]]"
** "Literature/TheBerenstainBears and Too Much Birth"
** [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext sister is illumenatti confirmd.]]
** [[{{VideoGame/Pikmin}} Alph]] is flying around. There are outlandish reports of families being attacked by a group of Pikmin. Victims... were apparently raccoons. Bizarre people... disappeared. (Creator/BradPitt: "Disappeeeeeaaaaaared...") [[{{VideoGame/Minecraft}} Armor]].
** There are only three stars: [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Captain Whisker]], Jail, and [[Film/AustinPowers Goldmember]].
** [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 "Didn't you say you were going to the dining room to do some dining?" "Uh....I just had Subway. Here's a sandwich!" "Thanks Barry!"]]
** Papa Bear twerking.
** A Japanese song subtitled with the lyrics of Enter Sandman.
*** "Koolaid!"

* [[https://youtu.be/5ILyCWDMxG8 Sorry, Ross.]]
** "Hey, [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Gunther]], can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go?" "[[RunningGag Nope.]]"
*** "Can I get a couple of Blueulbs to go?"
** [[HeyYouHaymaker Joey walking in and punching Ross in the face for apparently no reason]].
** "[[{{Spoonerism}} Piss, I know you're Rossed]] at me, but we have to ta-ha-HA."
** "And I could even understand that you couldn't tell, but why couldn't you tell? Huh? You had Mewtwo and you didn't tell me?"
** [[TitleDrop "I'm sorry, Ross!"]][[note]]You have no idea how long I've waited to make that joke.[[/note]]
** "I couldn't help it! When a duck comes at your face you duck!"
** "Why don't we talk about this on the way to the sauspital?" "Good, good, yeah, maybe- Good, good, yeah, maybe-" ''(cue StupidStatementDanceMix)''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMapmlUwerw Wow! It's Made!]]
** "HEY! M-M-Most commercially made paper is made from [[ShapedLikeItself paper.]]"
** "Paper is made from [[ShapedLikeItself wood, trees, and paper.]] Chemicals, SoƧ, SoooƧ..."
** "Covert tooth."
** "But the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth."
** "This machine beats the workers to a pulp. [[GoryDiscretionShot Begin the beating.]] After eight hours of beating, they may also die, depending on the desired effect."
*** "[[CaptainObvious Workers work.]]"
** "At this point, the paper is 99 cents." "[[Music/{{Macklemore}} It was 99 cents!]]"
** "Holland is filling with water." "Holland. OH NO, the windmills."
** "To make a sheet of cheetah paper, the Franchise/{{Batman}} plunges a wooden mold into the mold. Hee hee hee."
** [Paper ball rolls into scene] "Ball!"
** "It's a lighter. LOL. Spin the wheel!" "It's a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Combusken!]]"
--->Well, that was weird.
** "An [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Electrode]] welds the hinge to the case, then a mechanic inspects the welding [[Creator/{{Cs188}} joj]]. Mechanized arms then place a tutu and plate in the cake. The tube will hold WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones and the plate will form WesternAnimation/TheJetsons."
*** Right after that last one, [[VisualPun a snake tongue is briefly seen illustrating]] [[SssssnakeTalk an "S" sound]] left in the footage.
** "[[Series/DoctorWho Sonic screwdrivers]] drive the screws."
** "[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Medics are essential in the treatment of Heavies!"]]
** "Molding of the pills is done by [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flo_%28Progressive_Insurance%29 Flo]]."
** "Two stampers, one above and the other above, crush Series/DoctorPhil."
** "Quality testing is carried out on five pills every fifteen minutes-" [Pill gets crushed, RecordScratch] "...[[OhCrap Shoot]]."
** "Then the door of the coating unit is caaaaaaaaarefully closed." '''''SLAM'''''
** "They are lined up in grooves to make filling groovier. Then they snort powder."
** "And the final step is PVP."[[note]]To be fair, this animation is about as stupid-looking as ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' PVP is in-game.[[/note]]
** "This plant also makes pills—" (''{{Beat}}'') "Wait. Never mind."
** "Years ago, people went down alleyways. This technique was called a walk."
** "This rope is fuuf, yet flulf."
** "…that applies a protective coating of [[ToiletHumor urine]]. This machine is called the [[ShapedLikeItself machine machine]]".
** "IT'S- over 9000 kilograms." "[[Anime/DragonBallZ WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!?-]] That's the weight of a killer whale!"
** "Double powerful ultra high performance thermal high tech fancy hydraulic rope."
** "So now, you really know the Pope."

* The sequel to "Wow! It's Made", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjwTRt582Hs Wow! It's Made: Revelations]]:
** (Shot of a dollhouse...then a tiny clock) It's a dollhouse. [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Milhouse]]...[[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse Minnie Mouse]]...
** "As far as attention to detail, there's no attention to detail!"
** "A popular scale is 1:1. But a more popular scale is a banana." (The Banana: The new, forgiving, unit of measure.)
** "He cuts a swan neck. ([[CallBack Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck]])[[note]] [[FreezeFrameBonus Silly Briarb, that's a swan, not a duck.]][[/note]] [[BlackComedy He cuts and removes the swan's face]] to finish off the job."
** Once he stops being a lazy little pinhead, he makes this miniature grandfather clock. (Man gets up, rubs something, puts the clock on the table and sits back down.) No effort!
** "The miniature clock looks too small. [[NoSympathy LOL FAIL]]!!"
** "He applies a strip of crisp bacon". (Pretty cool.) "A classic touch." ([[WebVideo/JonTron Pretty cool, classic stuff!]]) "A strip of moldy bacon..." ([[RunningGag Gross, eww!]]) "A sick touch."
** "[[NonSequitur It's oxygen that makes a difference in space.]]"
** The lady from the [[CallBack "Hot Dogs, LSD, and Hot Dogs"]] video appearing at the beginning of the hot dogs section.
** *video is obscured by some black bars* "If you've been wondering about those black stripes, all is about to be revealed." [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall *bars disappear*]]
** "Traditional hot dogs are made from a mix of [[ShapedLikeItself traditional, hot, and dogs]]."
** [[spoiler:"The trimmings are ground the same way butchers chop up hamburger meat...pure racism."]]
** [[spoiler:([[CrossesTheLineTwice Cut to a meat grinder with a "Racist-O-Meter", powered by the narrator making "racist" remarks.]])]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Narrator''': Americans are number one. Germans should be on the street. Black people are to be sold as pieces of meat. I really hate all people in different regions.]]
** "...the length of one soccer field, twice. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That's close to]] [[CaptainObvious two soccer fields!]]"
** "Big fat rolls of cellulite are loaded into this [[BuffySpeak big death machine.]] *[[RedFilterOfDoom The screen goes red and the video slows down]].*
** "A machine then vacuums out any hot dogs." (The clip of the machine is played backwards to achieve the effect, and the worker looks quite upset to see her hot dogs disappear.) *Sad music starts to play and the scene fades to black and white before being interrupted*
** "An inspector [[BigEater eats 3500 hot dogs a minute]]."
** "This factory manu-factors an incredible 3 hot dogs an hour. That's close to two!"
** "The type of pillow you sleep on is a matter of type of pillow you sleep on is a matter of materials, SlilƧ, SliilƧ..."
** "...or pathetic materials, such as Floam, or huge densely packed bales weighing almost 6 pounds."
** "This polyester fiber is made from [[ShapedLikeItself polyester fiber]].
** "Fans push the fibers to another opening machine called 'The Other Opening Machine'."
** "Brrr..."
** "'''Sss'''pray a '''sss'''pecial '''sss'''olution to redu'''ccc'''e '''sss'''tatic electri'''ccc'''ity."
** "After the [[VisualPun garnet hopper]], the fibers look like complete crap. Unacceptable. They need to be thrown out. (A pile of fibers is tossed into a bin, making a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]].)"
** "I'm the king. The workers must be taught to OBEY!"
** "A technician punches out the other workers, and they are now turned into loose synthetic fibers."
** "The first machine separates the workers with a large steel spiked roller. This maims them considerably, but not '''completely'''."
** "Everyone is a telephone operator."
** "To make high-end headphones, an injection molding machine first makes high-end headphones, to produce a critical component: The headphones."
** "A technician turned on her computer and logged into Youtube. She then [[{{Troll}} trolled]] the entire Youtube public hundreds of times. (Various Youtube comments with offensive, stupid, or FlameWar inducing statements from "[[CallBack Fleelfmeister471]]" are displayed.) RUDE."
** "The next technician positions the plastic bag around the Danger Zone for a wide and flat Audi."
** "The next technician's a freak. Must be in her brain. One very strange individual."
** [[WebVideo/{{React}} Kids React to...]] bread.
** "The dough will eventually rise. ([[{{Beat}} Very long beat]]) ...Eventually..."
** "The machine can handle 3 per second, for a total of 11,500 [[LogicBomb per second.]]"
** "And now, ready for [[{{Shipping}} shipping]]. (Cue two lumps of dough preparing to kiss as romantic music [[note]]"Thank You" by Dido[[/note]] plays.) '''[[MoodWhiplash Dough pieces must not touch one another]]!'''"
** "[[BrickJoke So now, you're really dope]]!"[[note]]"Dope means cool, you're really cool!"[[/note]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZN8MNWtOo Wow! I'm Hungry! (Wow! It's Made! 3)]]
** "Bourbon whiskey is made by magic."
*** [[MemeticMutation "Birb!"]]
** [[MindScrew "The U.S. is uniquely Irish-- German congress officially recognized it as Kentucky, a Scottish nation, in late-teenth century French congress."]]
** "After a few days it has fermented into a thick liquid they call-" *reverses* "-fermented into a [[{{Pun}} thiquid]] they call beer."
** "The [[VisualPun alcoholic vaper]] rises up to be condensed into Music/KeithUrban."
*** "Oooooooohhhhh [[Creator/DingoPictures Yee]][[MemeticMutation eeeeee]]."
** "[[{{Mondegreen}} One swatter]] has been added to dilute the whiskey to 10 proof..."
*** "...An employee [[LiteralMinded takes a sample.]]"
** "...into a [[{{VideoGame/Undertale}} Gaster...]]"
** "Here, the b-ere lays for many y-ere-s.."
** "Circle over the the cap applicators-" [[RunningGag *reverses* "-over to the caplicators."]]
** "The invention of the Toaster Pastry in [[UsefulNotes/TheSixties the 1960s]] was the greatest thing - [[VideoGame/HotelMario You know what they say, all Toast!ers, toast toast.]] - finally, the toaster could be used for more than toasting bread - which, for the sixties, was astonishing."
** "He adds organ-ulated sugar. Downward spiraling, ''[[SuddenlyShouting DOWNWARD SPIRALING]], '''[[SurpriseCreepy DOWNWARD]] [[Creator/EmperorLemon SPIRALING]]'''''-"
** "-[[MoodWhiplash blender]], followed by a [[VisualPun sugar Slender]]. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la."
** "It's the molasses that gives the blender operator the brownish color." [[{{Creator/TerryCrews}} "WHAT?!"]] "That's [[{{Call back}} pure racism]]."
** "The top sheet of [[CallBack paper is made of wood, trees, and paper. Chemicals-slals-sos.]]"
** "The pressure would build, and the toaster pastries would explo-" [[StuffBlowingUp *explodes*]]
** "They pump the [[{{Mondegreen}} bass]] up high-" *cue StupidStatementDanceMix, ending with "cut the [[{{Pun}} wrap]], the end!"*
** "If you're crazy, then 'jerky' might just be an English mispronunciation of 'jerky'."
** "Beef jerky is no longer a food; it's now a popular fruit snack that comes in a variety of flavors."
** THEEERRRREEE'S FOOOOOOOOD!
** "...and the smoke from the wood killed off all the workers in the Best Buy." (Nah, they're fine)
** "The spacing between [[Creator/MichaelRosen Rosen]] [[{{Mondegreen}} slices]] *cue Michael Rosen's face on the toast slices* is perfectly positioned to align with the upcoming" *all Rosens* "Plums!"
** The narration being mixed to sing [[{{Music/Beyonce}} "All the Single Ladies"]].
** "They put a pastry ball [[ToiletHumor in the poop and cover it with another s**t]]."
** "They put a ball in the hoop... *cue NBA footage of a player dunking a basketball and everyone going berserk*"
** "To prevent pressure from building up, and bursting the li-" [[BrickJoke *explodes*]]
** "This indicates the jelly has filled all the [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Nooks and Shrunks]]."
** "No self-respecting Brit ever eats a pork pie."
** "After thousands of years of growth, the rice completely sucks... YUCKY"
** "The probe delivers your content to a lab. A technician scrutinizes." *Pan is filled with undesirable and lazy jokes, all exhibited in the video thus far* "If he finds just one sauce joke, [[SelfDeprecation the entire YTP will be rejected]]."
** "Today, you don't have to sacrifice anything for a bowl of soup. Well, perhaps [[DealWithTheDevil your soul.]]"
** "Meanwhile, raw peeled potatoes are on their way to a hospital." (not actually, though)
** "Pressure cooking simulates the effect of the Old Testament. Very biblical."
** "Now that's what I call soup on a bib!"
** [[TheStinger "...so now you really know the poop!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9pjOI_Vjhc Wow! It's Played! (Wow! It's Made! 4)]]
** "In the mid-4th century, the British created the bad game badminton, in which the players hit the shuttlecock back and fork over [[VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses Annette]]." ("Ugh, this is so embarrassing!")
*** "Even when they're getting slammed back and forth over and over and over Annette." ("It's not right!")
** "[[CaptainObvious Many people are everywhere.]]"
** "This facility uses ducks, duck feathers, duck bills, even duck ''workers''!"
** "This device has 20,000 different sensors that [[CensoredForComedy censor each feather!]]"
** "A machine applies glue to the glue. [{{beat}}] [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Wooloo.]] [{{beat}}] [[VideoGame/AgeOfEmpiresI Woolooloo.]]"
** "It's no wonder the [[VisualPun cock]] is also known as a [[CaptainObvious bird]]."
** "[[{{Callback}} It's the little D]]" cue the zoom-in on the Discovery Channel logo on the bottom right corner.
** "To start, it's time for supper. This assembler [[BigEater eats 100,000 cookies!]]"
*** "...She dies." [Discovery logo [[VideoGame/CallOfDutyAdvancedWarfare turns into an F]]]
** "At the next station, a worker trolled Grindr to get rid of the ex."
** "This is channel 69. [[LOL69 Nice.]]"
** "The computer tells the technician 'shut it'."
** "Next, a computer reads the lie."
--> "[[AC:Creating jobs is altruism.]]"
** "Before golf tees became popular, players would bawl aggressively. But they didn't really catch on [[CaptainObvious until they were invented]]."
** "It takes 2 hours to fully [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal tease]] [[Creator/MrT T's]] [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal tees tees.]]"
** "In the 7th century, most people had at least 17 game tables in the drawing room, for cards and [[PortManteau cardversations]] after dinner."
** "Today, game tables aren't just for dinner, but for anyone who enjoys this functional furniture. This [[PortManteau funiture]]."
** "He inserts the dowels and leaves the [[MondeGreen lewd configuration]] to cure overnight." [[[VisualInnuendo worker pushes and pulls dowel in and out of hole repeatedly]]]
** "A worker then applies two coats of [[MemeticMutation sauce]] varnish to tarnish both sides."
** "The ball is given [[VideoGame/{{Fallout}} one last chance at redemption]]."
** "[[OnceAnEpisode So now, you're really tall.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9tFjPouO8 Wow! It's Made... Up (Wow! It's Made 5)]]
** The opening joke, with some advanced sentence mixing.
*** "[[CallBack HEY!]] M-M-Most commercially made paper is made from [[ShapedLikeItself paper.]]"
*** "Paper is made from [[ShapedLikeItself wood, trees, and paper.]] Chemicals, SoƧ, SoooƧ..."
*** "[[MemeticMutation Wait, it's all recycled content]]?" "Always has been."
** "No need to mess with Cleopatra. Anyway... lipstick."
** "She adds a plant-based gel known as... uh... plantalatum."
** "Lipstiquid"
** "[[RhymesOnADime She places the cases into stasis.]] On another conveyor, the lipsticks pass by guns." (Guns are shown aiming at lipstick) "Hey! Settle down! It's just lipstick."
** "It wasn't until today that chemists created perspirants that use chemicals, SoƧ, SoooƧ... to create perspiration."
** "[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure The World is a Stand that protects DIO.]]"
** "Music/{{Drake}} evenly lines up the tunnel."
** "Mascara grows in parts of Texico and Mexas."
** "And this compound called T-E-A is added to ''Banjo-Tooie.'' EEAEEEAE"
** "A thick-o-meter measures the thickness. The formulation is heated." (glass breakes) "Don't you just hate it when that happens?"
** Traditional turquoise jewelry crafting looks a little different in the ''Wow! It's Made'' universe, to say the least...
*** "Native Americans have long mined the Earth for a stone as blue as this guy." (Shows the blue-skinned guy)
*** "Turquoise jewelry still makes a statement. That statement: 'I'll never swear.' For [[CensoredForComedy f**k]]'s sake... this pendant sucks."
*** "[[HappyCircusMusic He cuts it with a circus saw.]] He stamps the maker's insignia onto it. [[DiscreditedMeme He sealees the SoS with sus.]] The silver strip will now be used for petting."
*** "[[VisualPun And he smooches the edges.]] [accompanying kissing sound] [[TheWoobie Because he's a tiny soft boy and breaks down easily.]] UWU. We must protecc."
** "It's time to feed the workers. Begin eating." (munching on corn ensues)
*** "While they keep eating, I prepare the water. The first ingredient is pee. Purified pee. Basically water."
** "But today, some big wigs use Goat Simulator. You twit - you threw out history."
** "[[OnceAnEpisode So now, you really know the jig.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF65e1EJHis Make Cake Bake!]]
** ''[[Series/TheGreatBritishBakeOff The Beat Gritish]] [[{{Spoonerism}} Brake-Off]]''
--->The nine bakers have [[MultipleHeadCase three heads]].
** Contestant Norman is TheUnintelligible.
--->'''Norman''': [[WordSalad The Juttih abbit eifer. Nerimin hofum. Semgud, semailie foaule, jesmayd ulweys jeslas.]]
--->[[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped (This is all nonsense)]]
*** Meanwhile, Brant is either smoking or "plastered".
** The camera frequently cuts to "Randy", who is a black sheep that does nothing but stand in the yard and baa, yet [[spoiler:[[DarkhorseVictory somehow he wins the episode,]] and for the second time, apparently.]] Hilariously, none of the contestants are the least bit bothered by this.
** "It's Diana's take on a classic [[ToiletHumor turd]]."
--->'''Diana''': There will be turd in the bottom.
** Luis decides to poach some pears for his recipe, only for [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E8HumanNature the Doctor to berate him]].
--->'''Luis''': Just finished poaching some pears.
--->'''The Doctor''': (via a mini flying TV) Pears?
--->'''Luis''': Pears...
--->'''The Doctor''': I hate pears!
--->'''Luis''': [[OhCrap Oh.]]
--->'''The Doctor''': Don't let me eat a pear! I don't want to eat that!
--->'''Luis''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm just taking them out.]]
** "Martha will be encased in a chocolate sponge." (''Martha cries in response'')
** "The bakers need to [[SoundEffectBleep f**kin']] chill. ...I'm so sorry, I cussed."
** "Most of the bakers are [[KickTheDog making fun of Norman.]]"
** [[Creator/MichaelRosen Chocolate]] [[OverlyLongGag Cake.]]
--->"The cakes will be ranked from 'Chocolate Cake' to 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!'"
** The narrator saying that the bakers are "crack[ing] on with the next stage" over [[PlumbersCrack an unflattering shot]] of one of the contestants as he bends over to pick something up.
** "I'm making a baked Alaska." "Well done, and you've won!" (''cue credits'')
** "[[CordonBleughChef DayQuil Tarts]] are my favorite. I love the tastes. It's my Flavourite."
** The parody of the "I found you, faker!" scene from ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''.
--->'''Sonic''': I found you, baker!\\
'''Shadow''': Baker? I think you're the baker.\\
'''Sonic''': I'll make you eat those! (''gives Shadow a plate of cupcakes'')
** Sue informs Iain that [[PetTheDog she wants him to stay in the competition.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution Iain responds]] [[RageQuit by storming off set.]]
** "I don't think we've ever seen this tent so...''[[IncrediblyLamePun in-tents.]]''" (''{{rimshot}}'')
--->'''Diana''': [[LamePunReaction Uh...]][[FlatWhat what the...what on earth??]]
** The show's intro being remixed to a parody of "[[Music/TaylorSwift Shake It Off]]".
** [[TheStinger Sue and Mel repeatedly making sauce jokes as everyone else stands there awkwardly.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwupJ1X4OVk Making Caking Baking!]]
** "Help."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGWANhlKAtI Pupin the Thirst]]
** The intro lists the main cast of Lupin, Jigen, Fujiko, Goemon, and Zenigata as [[TitleDrop Pupin]], [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Genji]], Funko, Franchise/{{Pokemon}}[[note]]specifically, a [[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Gallade]][[/note]], and [[CuteKitten Gata]] respectively.
** Goemon slices [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate Galeem]] in half, as seen in [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth's]] DLC reveal trailer.
** "Ah, Rio De Janeiro. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!" "There's the friggin' statue on Corcovado hill! It's friggin' Jesus! It's perfect. Nothing but Jesus standing between us and $10 mil! Standing between us and ten and between us and weenus [[BrokenRecord weenus weenus weenus]]"
** [[MundaneMadeAwesome "Gentlemen, I give you the soccer stadium. Biggest in the world. Holds two."]] [[CallBack "That's close to two soccer fields."]]
** "And the soccer locker lotto typically tripically triples the boccer lotto tickles the box office take." "Hm!" "And the occer botto tapically tipples the socks loffice trick." "Hm-hm-hm!" "And the sauce triples the steak."
** [[FreezeFrameBonus Pause on the letter at 1:13,]] and you'll see that it's an entire recap of the first 30 or so seconds of dialogue.
--->[[VideoGame/HotelMario Dear pesky plumbers,]]\\
Where's Pupin? He's up there! Ah, Rio de Janeiro. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful! There's the friggin' statue on Corcovado Hill. It's friggin' Jesus. It's perfect. Nothing but Jesus standing between us and 10 mil standing between us and 10 and between us and weenus weenus weenus weenus. Hm. I'm pretty sure that's a big turn-on for a guy like you, Jigen. I don't get it. Stupid weenus. LOL!\\
Gentlemen, I give you the Soccer Stadium([[TradeSnark TM]]). Biggest in the world! Holds two. That's incredible! That's close to two soccer fields. Hm.\\
And the soccer locker lotto typically tripically triples the boccer lotto tickles the box office take. Hm! And the occer botto tapically tipples the socks loffice trick. Hm-hm-hm! And the sauce triples the steak! Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm! The sirloin is absolutely incredible!\\
So, just send regrets. Don't be there.\\
--Lisbon III\\
P.S. [[FiveSecondForeshadowing I'm going to say "Hm." again, but in a higher pitch.]][[note]]He does.[[/note]]
** "Huh? What the...?" "[[CallBack But the main ingredient remains the same: A mammoth.]]" "LOL! It's the mammoth!"
** "Now, you are in Rio and you are in Rio and you are Rio and you are real [[note]](Inspector Zenigata's live-action counterpart from the 2017 LiveActionTV series of the same name is depicted here. This also makes him Ryo, since his actor's named Ryohei Suzuki)[[/note]]!"
** "You [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment foolish fool!]] I am a [[RunningGag Rio]] master! Allow me to [[{{Pun}} Rio-nite]] you with your ancestors!"
*** "You foof! I am an Oreo master! Allow me to reunite you with your ants!" *{{Mook}} screams as he gets covered in ants*
** Goemon cuts a hole in the van's wall to reveal [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan Guts Man's]] [[MemeticMutation ass]]. Complete with the famous sting.
** "Lupin, I think they're Lup-on to us!" [Lupin's face is pasted onto Fujiko and Goemon]
** The entire gag trailer for ''[[Anime/LupinIIITheFirst Lupin The Thirst]] [[{{Spoonerism}} The Fird]]''.
*** "[[Series/SesameStreet I’m counting.]]"
*** [[Lol69 [The combination lock moves to read 69] "Nice."]]
*** "The study of Trutheology is the only way to learn the truth about truth."
*** [[FreezeFrameBonus Coming Soon to Theaters or]] Creator/HBOMax or whatever [[RealLifeWritesThePlot IDK What the movie situation is going to look like going forward]]
*** The credits on the final screen are made up of characters from ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses''.
** [[TheStinger "Lupin, you wouldn't have a]] [[RuleOfThree backup backup backup plan?"]] [[CrazyPrepared "Oh, sure."]]

* [[https://youtu.be/IB_Z_j0BBhc Sonic Sesame]]
**
--->'''Mildred:''' "I was at a basketball game with my friend, and all of a sudden, the game was over.\\
''<cue credits for five seconds>''\\
'''Mildred:''' However, the next game was baseball with new teams: the Necks, and the Bathroom. And all of a sudden, Lisa was my friend Lisa, and all of a sudden, both teams disappeared to the bathroom – [[WhosOnFirst however, not the baseball team called "the Bathroom," the actual bathroom]]. Rer, Rerr, rer-rer–-"\\
'''Mayor:''' Chill, Mildred! ''<manhandles Mildred aside>'' The point is, there's a–\\
'''Mildred:''' baseball game with my friend Lisa, and–-\\
'''Mayor:''' Mill, Childred! ''<manhandles Mildred aside again>''
** "That could only be the notorious Flaming Head Diamond Red-Band UFO!"
** "There is Maria. She is Ma-reading, but it is dark."
---> '''Shadow the Hedgehog:''' Maria… ''<she explodes>''
** [[RunningGag "Good thing we found this underground passage!"]]
*** "Good thing we found the sus!"
** Prairie Dawn's incomprehensible piano introduction.
--->"Our viewer calls to young gum. So time comes. Oh well. Fart. ''<farts>'' Whoops."
*** And then, when one of the puppets dressed a flower pot comes out, he makes some grunt-sneezy noises and goes offstage.
*** Later, Bert comes out:
---->'''Bert:''' ''<clears throat>'' I am gay.\\
'''Children:''' Cool!
** "A UFO?!" ([[FunWithAcronyms Unidentified F______ Object]])
--->'''Guy Smiley:''' And if they can tell me what the F-word is, they will win!\\
'''Caller:''' You mean I win?\\
'''Guy Smiley:''' Yes!\\
'''Caller:''' I win! Oh, what did I get? What did I win, Mr. Smiley?\\
'''Guy Smiley:''' Well, F you!\\
'''Caller:''' ''<house gets invaded by monsters>'' Oh, no!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Commercial and Infomercial YTP]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am_5KF2hsnQ "Arby's serves some Goog Moom Foof"]]
** "Arby's Chicken Cordon Bleu. Achoo. Chicken breast topped with ham and swiws on a sesame seed nun. Also try our mint chocolate squirrel shake."
** "Arra-- [[CaptainObvious It's food!]]"
** "Oven roasted, freshly sliced? Yeah, right."
** "Arby's-- [[TitleDrop It's Goog Moom Foof!]]"
** "...And tasty portobello sauce, [[RunningGag SUS, SUS, SUS...]]"
** "Suspenders! [[SamusIsAGirl He's a she!]] Jesus!" "♪[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Sandshreeeeew~]]♪"
** "People everywhere are discovering angus beef in a [[Creator/{{Cs188}} HoH SiS]] yay!"
** "[[RuleOfThree It's Doog Doom Doof!]]… Dude!"
** "[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 Oh no! Not the Ar-bees! Not the Ar-bees!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjhhs6GcUx0 Jej Dry]]
** "He gets Aldi."
** "Once a month for spps spaps sparkling Klingons."
** "That was this, this was that, that was that, this was this."
** "Add Jet Dry, with Jet Dry!"
** "Your dishwasher [[ShapedLikeItself was your dishwasher!]]"
** "That's what I call This."
** "Jet Dry. The besh."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfn1vPJ1JP8 Date Mystery]]
** "Don't be lame!"
** "[[RecursiveReality Open the door Open the door Open the door Open the door]]"
** "It's [=MyssyM=] Date Date Date! The thrilling new Milton Bradley game that's just [[OverlyLongGag for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you]]. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Not you!]] Dod, sus."
** "Fun and ''fun'' and '''''fun''''' and prizes--that's [=MyssyM=]. Remember, Bradley makes the worst games, sauce."
** "Will your Mystery Date be a man, or a girl?" ''(dreamy sigh)''
** "Get Mystery Date, for UsefulNotes/WiiU."
** "[[TheStinger Answer the door. Answer the door. Girls, answer the door.]]" [[spoiler:[[JumpScare MYSTERY!]]]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIziGzBgVfs The Flowolf]]
** "Hi. ''[[[{{Beat}} beat]]]'' [[VisualPun I'm high.]]" ([[Creator/CS188 Aren't I just so original?]])
*** "I'm [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Brian]]."
*** "I'm [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Colin Mochrie]]."
*** "I'm Briarb Lollins thanking you for purchasing [[TitleDrop the Flowolf]]."
** "Proper sus is the key to getting sucky-looking haircuts. With no hair." ''[beat]'' "I f**king hate getting haircuts."
** "[[RunningGag Ab-sleuth-ly.]]"
** "I never look as if I need a haircut, and I never look as if I need a haircut, and I never need a haircut, and I need get a haircut, and I never LUL."
** "[[{{Mondegreen}} Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck.]] It's [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} super effective]]."
** "With the Flowolf, you can cut a mammoth. And of course, we're talking about elephants." "Ab-sleuth-ly."
** "[[TheStinger If you want an efficient, fast haircut...]] [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZpn-r1pzuc&ab_channel=DaThings The FLOWOLF: Director's Cut]]
** The OW OW Cutting Show. OW.
** "Hi, I'm Brian Collins." (''jump cut'') "Hi, I'm [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Brian]]." (''another jump cut'') "Hi, I'm [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Colin]]." (''another jump cut'' "[[VisualPun Hi, I'm high]]." (''final jump cut'') "Hi, I'm Briarb Lollins."
** The FLOWOLF logo zooming in to be "OWO".
** "Now you can get a professional, provisional haircut with no hair." (''[[VisualPun jump cut to Colin Mochrie]]'')
** "You should have the FLOWOLF, one foot, two small feet, [[ArmoredClosetGay One straight guy -- me]], and, of course, the bottle of lubricant."
** "If you haven't done so already, you're donezo." (''cue logo reading "DONEZO"'')
** "I f--king hate getting haircuts. This haircut sucks."
** "Now turn on the FLOWOLF. Now turn on the Flowbee motor. Now turn on the floater. Now turn on the Flowbee Mowbee." (''cue logo reading "FLOWBEE MOWBEE"'') "Now turn on [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime the Mo]]."
** "Now, you're ready to turn on me, Briarb Lollins. You might wanna verify that I'm being sucked. Get used to being sucked first. This is also a good time." (''Briarb makes an odd face as he thinks'') "[[ArmoredClosetGay I'm one straight guy]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V1BG3CEu5o Lilly Mays Endorses Solicitation]]
** "Hi, Creator/BillyMays here for Music/{{Psy}}!"
** The opening, which sets a bit of "Gentleman" to the opening bassline of "[[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Scream and]] [[Music/BritneySpears Shout]]"
** "[[MondeGreen PSYCH!]]"
** A video of [[WebVideo/FilthyFrank Pink Guy]] being chroma-keyed into the floor.
** "Hi, Creator/BillyMays here to share with you, the most important product I have ever endorsed: [[MundaneMadeAwesome Cheese for everyone!]]"
** "Have your rates gone up? Have you been turned up? [[AnimateInanimateObject Have you been turned into an orange?]]" ("[[Creator/JimGaffigan Well, at least I'm an orange.]]")
** "Eevee Series/DoctorWho, perverts, saucepital stays, surgery, blood [[WordSaladHumor tet nolb]], XXX, Billy Mays, Ketchups, Music/BillyRayCyrus, Eternity, ''Film/TheRoom'', and [[{{Spoonerism}} Soos Mum Roar!]]"
** "And I'm not talking about some Internet floozy, I'm talking about the real deal. And when I say the real deal, I mean [[YourMom your mom]]'s ''SUUUUUUUURE TO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!''"
** "And when I say affordable, I mean, you can actually [[VisualPun afford a bull!]]"
** "Hi [[TitleDrop Lilly Mays]] here for the Minnie Gloves!" (That's when I knew I was done) "[[TheStinger Whatever!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_xIpkQ-l8w SplolqS (A short one, so here's pretty much the entire video)]]
** "You're a kid now, you're a squiuqs! You're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid, [[OverlyLongGag you're a kid, you're a squid]], you're a (Pull-Ups commercial) kid now! ... I'm a squid now! Wow! (End Pull-Ups commercial) AHA AHA AHA! EEEH! Splatatatatatatata-tatatatatatatata-tatata-ta-ta-ta-tatoooooo!""[[AvoidTheDreadedGRating Rated everyone ten]]".

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI9MZkxCDFY Wilford Brimley Loses the Game]]
** '''''PSYCH''''' Also available in the newest alternate version on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEYgYGZoxKE Website/YouTube]] '''''UNPSYCH'''''
** "This presentation is brought to you by Liberty [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Medic]]al, helping you to '''''Get a Life'''''."
** "Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I would like to *** you for a few minutes. I'm gonna give you diabeetus."
** "....brought to you by Liberty Bell, helping you to die."
** "I'm [[Series/{{Wilfred}} Wilford]] Brimley and I would like to talk to you about diabeetus."
** "If you're over five, have diabetes, and are on Medicare, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames you must die]]."
** "I lost all my energy, I lost my family, I lost all my ice cream and apple pie, and I think the most important thing is, [[TitleDrop I Lost]] [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-game the game]]. And alo-o-ong the tra-a-ail you're gonna die. I would encourage all of you to die."
** "I like to say, 'we will, we will [[Music/{{Queen}} rock you....uoy]].'"
** "[[RuleOfThree This presentation has been brought to by]] WesternAnimation/LittleBill. Help me, help me please, HELP ME!"
** "Thanks for your time. Have a good day. PSYCH! You knew that was comin'."
** "You oughta be laughing at my life."
** Zombie Wilford Brimley.
** "Well, if you have diabeetus, I don't care."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxCKTv6G7Yg SusSetter Retractable Awnaw]]
** "It keeps our patio [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess about 20% cooler.]]" (cue picture of Rainbow Dash)
** "We lul, and you're going to lul too. Transformers!"
** "And talk about sex, you can choose opening and closing." [[UnreadablyFastText (OMG DaThings1 Made a Sex Joke!!!!!!!1!!!)]]
** "Call now to get the [[Creator/{{Cs188}} HoH SiS]] story, [[Film/TheRoom Mark]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx7O8G7DFRE Burgers and Greens]]
** "Let me tell you why friends tell friends to tell friends to tell ''Series/{{Friends}}''..."
** "I'm a burger."
** "I disable people."
** "[[SoundEffectBleep F*cking.]] It's very complicated, very difficult."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iH0jhQVpOg Taking the Watch Five]]
** "What'sus everybody? I'm Vest Aecabeedo, and you are ''[[ShapedLikeItself you]]''."
** "You'll also get [[{{Mondegreen}} a picture]] [[VisualPun of Pop and two reefs]], [[RunningGag sauce]]some!"
** "[[NamesTheSame Attention Allah, you are God.]]"
** "And we really need volunteers that will fit inside easter eggs."
** The running gags involving the loading screen and the [[ToiletHumor pee tent]].
** "I'm gonna kick [[Music/RingoStarr Ringo.]]"
*** "Hey, where's Ringo? This isn't funny, man! Who took my favorite [[Music/TheBeatles Beatle?]] WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU. >:C"
** "Are you thinking about getting [[{{Squick}} baptised in dog poo?]] Well now's your chance."
** "We've created a number of Reese's."
** "You are watching the [[RunningGag Cake Fight]]."
** "Dropoff locations are in [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Grove City, Grove City, Grove City, Grove City, Grove City]], and ''[[SpellMyNameWithAThe the]]'' Grove City."
** "During the month of July there are [[ByNoIMeanYes no Wednesday nights, however, there'll still be Wednesday nights]]."
** "You are watching the [[RunningGag Take]] [[Creator/{{cs188}} FAAF]]. And remember, [[TakeThat don't watch]] ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''." ''[gets fries thrown at him]''
*** (Your reaction to that joke)
** "...and you are [[TitleDrop taking the Watch Five]]."
** "I'm [[RunningGag Dave Speedo, and you are watching]] Music/TheJacksonFive."
** "[[TheStinger Did you know I have hair? Well, now you do.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liXHVceGXfc Zooks!]]
** "[[OverlyLongGag The publication is fascinating. The publication is fun. The publication is magnificent. The publication is free!]]" "No, absolutely ''not'' free."
** "Each monthly issue of Zooks is packed with [[YouNeedABreathMint animal breath!]]" ("Aw, come on!")
** "Each monthly issue is packed with breathtaking full-color photos, and scientifically-accurate illustrations" (''cue [[WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}} humanized versions of Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps]], a multi-colored BadassBeard, and WebVideo/FilthyFrank over pictures of cancer cells'' [[[VisualPun "This is cancer!"]]]) "...plus games and puzzles! Plus [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Plusles]]! Today, through this exclusive [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Eevee]] offer, you can get Daddy Issues lullullullul"
** "When you call and you call and you use your credit call and you use your Website/{{Reddit}} card, we'll include twelve elephants as a gift!"
*** "Animal stickers, animal stickers, and the tiger poster! [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs And the toaster!]]"
** "To order 12 'fascinating' issues of Zooks from 1995 call 'CALL-CALL-CALL'." (Must be 18 Ya'll)
*** [[FreezeFrameBonus One of the credit cards accepted is "Disco Fever".]]
** "Now your child can visit [[UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} Steam]]!"
** "I can't believe what's coming out of my kid's mouth!" ''[cue rainbow vomit]''
*** "You know who's responsible? Justin Biebler."
** "[[CaptainObvious The tree sloth is a sloth.]]" "I didn't know that!"
** "You'll get 12 issues of Zooks for $19.95! That's an astounding $40.95! Less than $1.75! Call 1-800 [[JumpScare JUSTIN BIEBLE]]-2988"
** "[[{{Bowdlerize}} Hey]] [[MemeticMutation son! Where'd you find this?]]"
** "Imagine, your very own brand new child in the mail every month. Month after month, child after child, children that even you may not know. These days, it's rare to find any children for such a small price. Call now to start your family today."
** "You'll even get this extra elephants issue [[BrickJoke as a gift!]]"
** The supercut of everyone mentioning the extra elephants issue, stickers, and Tiger poster.
** "[[TheStinger You are exciting, wonderful, amazing, incredible, fascinating, beautiful, fantastic, captivating, and stunning!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lds4iJVz7ZM GET OUT Gasoline Park]]
** After the [[ScrewedByTheLawyers original poop was claimed by the real park spoofed in the video]], this version removes all the references to the park by re-editing the footage further [[CensoredForComedy and obscuring all visual and audio references, arguably making the result funnier.]]
** The multiple shots of people hanging in mid-air mid-jump.
** "Welcome to Get. If you're under 18 years old, you must jump. No grandparents, uncles, aunts, parents, or legal guardians are accepted."
** "Remember! ''No running!''"
** "Empty your pockets!" (''[[StickEmUp cocks]] [[MoodWhiplash pistol]]'') "NOW."
** (Kid grunts like ''VideoGame/{{Roblox}}'' death sound) "Where's the restrooms? We gotta go to the bathroom quick!" "No restrooms."
** "Play TabletopGame/{{Risk}} at your own risk."
** "No hanging from the rim while playing basketball at your own risk." [[BrickJoke The gag is repeated later]] in the video when somebody else hangs from the rim while playing basketball at your own risk.
** "Get-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
** "Son of a gun! EEE EER Indoor Trampoline Park offers one kind of fun for one family! Rob Knowl's family!"
** "Get Egg is none of your business!"
** "EEE EER was founded in 2065 by offering a special area for everyone! But there's more to EEE EER than just trampolines." (''A woman falls off a rope ladder to comical crashing noises'') "We make it easy for families to have fundraisers, and also to Film/GetOut!"
** "We want everyone to handle the food, supplies, and cleanup while we have fun."
** "If you'd like to learn more about our parks, visit [=LearnMoreAboutOurParks.com=]" ([[CallBack seacaptaindate.com]]) "[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou We'll see ya soon,]] [[Creator/{{cs188}} CS.]]"
** "It is required that everyone watch this sational and informafety video. You must watch the entire video before you can [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment watch this video]]."
--->Well, that makes sense!
** "By taking part today, you assume the risk of death."
*** "Do not die."
** "Jumpers must remove their [[NakedPeopleAreFunny clothes]]."
** "Jumpers must remove their head, neck, or stomach before jumping."
** "Never use a trampoline."
** [[YouAreNotAlone "You're valuable."]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpTbAFlec58 LEGO™ River™]]
** "A man has fallen in love!" "[=YeeeY=]!"
** Morshu's cameo.
-->'''Morshu:''' "A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City!"\\
'''Narrator:''' "[[HeyThatsMyLine HEY! That's my line!]]"\\
'''Morshu:''' "Sorry!"
** (clip from ''WesternAnimation/LibertysKids'' of the Boston Tea Party) "Tea has fallen into the river in Boston City!"
** "The new Rescue Collection from LEGO City [[OverlyLongGag has fallen into the river!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbUaeZfc75A '80s Mercedes]]
** Changing the title into "Manipulating People into Buying Cars," for starters.
*** "Srars."
** "Let me add some thoughts." ''long {{beat}}'' "Now, let me add some words."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urMHvdLz0Jg TacTickle]]
** "Everybody has a son. But can your son block blinding glare? Defend you from attackers? Save your life in an emergency? Carry your phone, snacks and other essential gear? See the surface of the moon? Fit in your pocket? Light up the night super bright?"
*** "Nick Bolton can do things no ordinary son can do."
** "Everybody has a--"
---> '''[[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Larry The Cucumber]]:''' (singing) --Water buffalooooOOOOOOOO...[[Creator/NeilCicierega eeeeooooo!]]
*** "Now that's what I call--something."
** "I'm--" "--Ron Pitts. And you're about to see some camera. This is--" "[=TacCamera=]. The body camera. The body camera! The cam- for the -ra! Orro."
** "Capture sharp, high definition images from ''Theatre/IntoTheWoods''; every magic moment!"
** "Millimemillimemillim--you need to get the [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JOJ!]]"
** "Nick Bolton here with an exciting new addition to our gloves. Introducing: The Hands™!"
** "Nick Nolte here with our [[SelfDeprecation weakest collection]]. We call it: [=The TacBat=]."
*** "The [=TacBat=] even lets you enjoy ''Film/DontBreathe''."
** "[=TacGlasses=] block blinding glare so well. Lel."
*** Creator/TerryCrews punches a cement slab for saying the glasses don't block blinding glare for 16 hours.
*** "Invisible objects suddenly become visible objects! So you can see objects by causing your pupils to give you vision! Literally!"
** "You can step on them. You can step on me. And, yes, [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou I can step on you.]]"
** "Simply slide to adjust, slide it open and cut like dough, knead like dough, apply and--"
---> '''[[WesternAnimation/TheLorax O'Hare]]:''' (singing) Let it die, let it die! Let it shrirsh!
*** [[Creator/BillyMays "You just cut like dough, simply knead to activate, apply and let--]] ''(singing)'' Die, die...Die!"
*** "Or getting boiled in oil! Lio ni deliob!"
** Nick Bolton smashes his tactical flashlight between two cinder blocks with a sledgehammer...and it survives!
*** He tries the same thing with a regular sledgehammer...[[EpicFail and the torch breaks]]...until the footage reverses, causing it to survive!
** The "many" colours of wallets...[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers including brown.]]
** "So let's review, Men Mender can fix men, attach patches, patch attaches, attack men, patch holes and holes. There's just nothing!"
** TheStinger has Nick saying everyone has something (e.g. a wallet, a pair of work gloves and a toolbox), especially a tactical flashlight.
---> '''[[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Archibald]]:''' Stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a ''tactical flashlight'' when everyone does NOT have a ''tactical flashlight''! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's MY ''tactical flashlight''? Why don't I have a ''tactical flashlight''?" And are you prepared to deal with that?! I don't think so. Just stop being so ''tactical''!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Video YTP]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=RmiWh3MdnKk Some Screams Are At Cats]].
** "Get the [[CurseCutShort fuuUUUUUUUUuuf]]! Wow! [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JOOOOOOOOOOJ!]]"
** "DO IT, YOU [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames KING]], DO IT!!!" "Ok!"
** "Look at me! Look at me!" '''''[[BerserkButton DON'T STARE AT ME!!!!!]]'''''
** ''*cat sitting at computer, watching ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''*'' "WHAT THE [[SoundEffectBleep F***]] ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?!"
** "GET THE SUS!!! ''NUN!!!''"
** "YOU ARE A RAKE!!! YOU ARE A PIECE OF PIZZA!!! AY! AYA! AYA! I'M GOING TO MY CLOSET!!! ''PEW!!!''"
** "The whole world knows who you are now, Nick!" '''''[[DrivenToSuicide "I'M GOING TO JUMP!!!!!"]]'''''
** "'''''Q!!!!!''''' DON'T STARE AT STAIRS!!!"
** "I'M GOING TO [[ADateWithRosiePalms RAPE ME!!]]"
** [[TheStinger The ending]], with the Nike commercial.
*** "'''''JUST DO IT!!!!!'''''"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT2MWhUTycg "The Critic Critic Reviews The RooR"]]
** "[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner 'Hello, Nostalgia Critic! Well… This is it.' Worst. E-mail. Ever.]]"
** "Why am I downstairs, in the basement?" "Oh, Sssssssssssss." "Oh, okay."
** ''THE ROOR'' - Starring ''MOMMY WEAU''
-->'''Mommy Weau, as Johnny''': "The bank's a funny bank and they're using memes. [[RunningGag And memes used to be funny]]. [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir And I am Phillip Banks.]]"
** "And this is Denny's! You know that creepy guy who always looks at you funny at Subway? Yeah. He looks at you funny at Denny's apparently."
** "I'm not gonna question anything, but I am gonna play this music." (cue Nostalgia Critic's "Uh" to the tune of the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' theme)
** "He's a pork. He provides forks for you. And Darling, you can't provide pork for yourself."
** "And I'm dying." "You're not dying, Mom." "I'm dying." "You're not dying, Mom." [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason "I'm not dying." "You're dying, Mom."]]
*** "Johnny doesn't drink! I know he drinks, [[LogicBomb but he doesn't drink!]]"
** "Sus had better do sus [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames around here]]!"
** "Ohio!"
** [[RunningGag "Critic!" "AWAY WITH YOU!" *runs off crying*]]
** "THIS! IS AN X!" ''[an X flies into the screen]''
** "Let's go eat." "Oh, gee. Can we eat? I've never eaten before. Is there a restaurant somewhere around here?"
** "[[VisualPun YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!]]"
** "Meanwhile, sex."
** "VideoGame/TheSims, lol."
** "You're not my motherf*cking mother!"
** "Lisa loves you too. As a bean." (Cut to Denny with a bean for a head) "Wow."
** Replacing the "Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com" watermark with "[=ThatGuyWithTheGlands.com=]" on occasion.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YriKrrr3rCM "RadicalFaith360 Reviews the Doduo"]]
** "Super Turbo Sega Nintendo Genesis PC Graphics Engine 360"
** "Such as Minneapolis, New York, New Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Los York, [[ManipulativeEditing Lol York, Sos Angeles…]]"
** "You don't need… [[Creator/BillyMays a cabinet full of cleaners!]]"
** (''over a picture of a fashion model'') "This is the American model I'm showing you here. As you can see, it looks pretty slim and sexy, which is very nice. Furthermore…" (''picture zooms up to show the model has messed-up eyes'') "What the—" [test pattern]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZzU71cHkk Morte Displays His Top Hat.]]
** This gem.
--> '''Morte''': "Brushmegod is from a person. WOAH. says" \\
* Displays an empty comment from a user named [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Person]]* \\
'''Morte''': "... The answer to that is yes."
** And the second one.
--> '''Stanley's comment''': "What is a man?" \\
'''Morte''': "The answer to that is [[NonAnswer yes.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V33E3w4Cd04 Jaunt Ron:]]
** "Mission briefing: '''[[DiscreditedMeme sus.]]'''" ([[StylisticSuck dathingsOne is back, guyz!]])
** "Instead of simply saying yes and taking the money, he chose to be MORMON?! Har-de-har-har!"
** "Why would I try to escape real life by playing a game?" *look of realization*
** "Thanks for watching! If you want to stay up to date on WebVideo/JonTron, [[PaterFamilicide murder your]] [[ShockingSwerve wife and children!]]"
** "You actually have to play the game to [[ShapedLikeItself beat the game!]] '''Yeah, sounds random, right?'''"
** "Each obstacle makes an etching in my Etch-a-Sketch in my soul."
** "...which you use to buy a [[Creator/VinceOffer Shamwow]]! You have to let it soak in water for 5 minutes, but not more than 10, and then cry!" ''[cries]''
** "Step one: quit [[Creator/{{Cs188}} joj!]] And that means doing it all over again."
--> '''[=Cs188=]:''' [[Film/TheAvengers2012 I understood that reference.]]
** The whole [[Music/{{Eminem}} Lose Yourself]] bit.
** "Maybe they're talking about [[spoiler::the game The Game The Game... Game Game Game...]]"
*** "'''SHUT UP YOU DISH!?!'''"

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oiaix_yLt8Y Jaunt Ron Toot]], featuring [=JonTron=]!"
** "There's no [=JonTron=], [[MindScrew is there?]]"
** [[RunningGag "Hmmmmmmmm! Funny joke!"]]
** "The Christmas season is about [[ToiletHumor taking a doodie]]. ''[[UnusualEuphemism Yuletide log!]]''
** WA WA WA
** "Hello everybody, my name is {{LetsPlay/Mar|kiplier}}[=-=]malade. And it's spelled M A R... malade. M'lady" *tips fedora*
** This:
-->'''Hannah''': May I ask, what book are you reading?
-->'''Reuben''': [[Film/TheRoom Oh hai Hannah.]] Yes, it's a book about--
-->'''Hannah''': You read too many books, Reuben.
-->'''[[CallBack SICK BURN]]'''
** As well as this:
-->'''Hannah''': "Reuben, do you actually believe in the dictionary?"
-->'''Weirdly distorted image of Reuben''': "[[SensoryAbuse Yes, Hannah!]]"
-->'''Hannah:''' Reuben, you need to get a [[VisualPun Reuben]].
-->'''Reuben:''' No, Hannah.
** "You're a rhinocereconihrhi"-- (proceeds to beep out the Normal Boots jingle)
** The montage of [[TakeThatAudience babies]] laughing at sus jokes.
** "Insalutely Abspirational."
** Dathings herself is [[TakeThatMe unimpressed with her own video]], and goes back to watching [[WebAnimation/KroboProductions Fesh Pince]] when it's over.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3eC7fQb33c Killin' Ooze with Computers, Computers, Computers, and more Computers]]:
-->This video is sposnored by [=MingleGingle=].tom
-->Use Promo Code HATEDOGS for your free 30-day free trall!
** [[Creator/CableNewsNetwork FAKE NEWS]] ([[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump sad!]])
*** [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} JERRY]] AND [[https://www.youtube.com/user/shotbyrog ROG]]
** "[[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty Dog Killah News]]"
*** "Hatin' on us, cause we hate dogs." "Nihihith." "Siddle Dizz." "That's right, Jerry."
** "[[FakeAustralian Let's hear a word from our sponsor]]: Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers, and Computers, Computers, More Computers, Computers, Computers.... ''[[VisualPun FO(U)R]]'' all your computers, computers, computers and more." "Come on down to [[OverlyLongGag Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers Computers, Computers, Computering Computers....]]"
** "Come on down, come on down, come on down, come on [[Series/ThePriceIsRight DOOOOO]][[ContinuityNod WWWWWNNNNN]]!"
** "Also, EVERYTHING!" *co-anchor spills coffee cup near his face, causing office supplies to spill all over him*
** "'And he flipped me the bird,' says B-ir-nie Sanders after rolling a tight dope split and keeping it real."
*** "I feel bad." ([[FreezeFrameBonus me irl]])
** "My wife used to be a house." (''begins crying'')
*** "[[RepeatCut I feel]] [[BadassBaritone bad.]]"
** "We'll be right at back with this commercial break!"
** "[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Go to-]]" "[[Wrestling/RicFlair BED!]]"
*** "Go to [=MingleGingle.com=] so you can find your man..."
*** "Hi. My name is Tom, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and I'm Tom.]] Go to [=MingleGingle=].[[RuleOfThree tom]] for your Free 30-day [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Free]] Trall."
** "Now back to more [[BrickJoke killing my dog.]]" (''cue TRIGGERED PETA'')
** "[[FountainOfMemes What time is it?]]" "[[WebVideo/FilthyFrank IT'S TIME TO]] [[Anime/YuGiOh D-D-D-D-D-D-D]] [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf DO IT, MAEM!!]]"
** "Hello-olleh, Welcome to the Snooze. I'm Jerry." "[[BrickJoke That's right, Jerry.]]"
** "Fuuf with the weather!"
*** "Yo son, 'sup? There's hella sunshine out there, boy!" "[[WebVideo/{{Arlo}} I'm dying. I'm just... I'm dying.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7X_7jZLByQ See Captain Date Men All Day]]
** "When you're on a boat full of men all day, [[CaptainObvious let's just say you don't get any women."]]
** "Every now and then, I kind of daydream about women in a bottle." *Cue ''Series/IDreamOfJeannie'' opening*
** "I kinda daydream about sinning..." *screen turns red to distorted music*
** "I'm Captain [[TwoFirstNames Jacob]] [[{{Spoonerism}} Calebson]], but my mother calls me 'the big joke'." *frustrated sigh*
** "My mistress [[ParentalIncest may be my mother]], but the thing is, when you're on a boat full of men all day, let's just say you don't get a chance to meet that many women."
*** "I LOVE MOM!"
** "Plus, I still have to deal with that divorce." "What? You're married?" "Uh, technically, to my mother..." "What!?!"
** [[VisualPun "We got Taco 81 here..."]]
** "[[RunningGag When you're on a boat full of men all day]], let's just say you don't [[{{Series/CSIMiami}} fall three stories, get up, and run away.]]"
** "Why settle for a man when you can have a boat?"
** Certain Pain- go to [[CallBack www.MingleGingle.com]]
** "Snacks?"
** "Every now and then, I kind of daydream about men all day..."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv3hA9N5SS0 YTP Vimes by Dathings1]]
** "[[MemeticMutation Deez Nuts!]]" "[[WebVideo/FilthyFrank Oh! Oh! That was a good prank!]]"
** "I just came to say-- [[WebVideo/GameGrumps HELLO!"]]
** "[[Music/TheKillers While everyone's lost, the battle has won with all-]]" "Deez Nuts! HA-A-A-A-A!"
*** "Don't you put me on the [[VisualPun back burner]]... OHHHHHHHH!"
-->'''Creator/GordonRamsay:''' That's the kind of noise you want to hear in the pan every time.
** "[[Music/CeeLoGreen I see you driving 'round town with a girl I know]], and I'm like, '[[ShoutOut Nice]] [[Creator/Cs188 car]].'"
** "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a]]-- [[CallBack boat full of men all day...]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans My name's Tyrone!]]" "I'm Uniqua." "I'm Tasha." "[[Theatre/LesMiserables AND I'M]] [[CallBack JAVERT!]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Are ya ready, kids?]]" "Aye-aye, captain!" "I can't hear you!"
-->'''Music/NickiMinaj:''' I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I!
** The running storyline of Creator/JackBlack trying and failing to find an octagon.
** The running joke with the [[LastWeekTonight John Oliver]] zebra holding up a stop sign during various clips.
*** Both above jokes culminate in a BrickJoke.
** "[[WesternAnimation/BluesClues Blue's skidoo.]] [[MondeGreen We can't.]]" ''(cue depressing music)''
** "Doctor, doctor, [[VideoGame/PumkinLand give me the juice.]] I got a... [[Franchise/{{Batman}} BATCAVE!]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/TheNutshack IT'S]] [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation SHAQ.]] IT'S SHAQ."
** "[[Music/LilJon GET OUTTA]] [[YourMom YER MOM!]]" *[[VisualPun shows clip of a midwife delivering a child]]* "GET OUTTA YER MOM!"
** "WHY ARE YOU SOUP?!"
** "[[Music/{{AWOLNATION}} SAM!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbDXQge7VQM Why I felt Shosh]]
** "I'm bi." thank you.
** "''Help... meeeeee...''"
** "It started as a website for memes and a few years later, [=SmomS=] became a school."
** "Before [=SmomS=] was a brand owned by a company owned by a brand owned by a company owned by a brand, as deemed by the company..."
** "I'm feeling [=SooS=] '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion scared]]''''', but also '''''excited'''''."
** "I'm really sad that it really didn't matter." (''screen turns gray, ukulele music plays as a tear forms below his eye'')
** (''deep breath'') "Die."
*** your so dead to me. e.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBvtq2gjx10 Let's Words!]]
** The [[RunningGag running gag]] of the "Cleartalk Mastery" logo having the words changed.
** "These week's cult words are in VR" (''puts on VR headset, cut to gameplay of [[VideoGame/HalfLifeAlyx Half-Life: Alyx]]. The player waves their hand under a Barnacle tongue and gets killed'') "[[VideoGame/CallOfDutyAdvancedWarfare F]]"
** Dr Antonia Johnson suddenly looking like Morpheus from [[Film/TheMatrix The Matrix]], offering the viewer a [[RedPillBluePill red pill and blue pill]].
** (''picture of [[Anime/UzakiChanWantsToHangOut Hana Uzaki]]'') [[TakeThat "Not hot"]]
** [[TitleDrop "Let's words!"]]
** A watermark appearing over the [[Anime/AzumangaDaioh Azumanga Daioh]] segment reading "[[TakeThat Weeb Crap]] From 2002"
** "You say it." ([[Creator/{{Cs188}} joj]]) "Some people say ''joooj'', some people say ''jaj'', some people [[ShoutOut do it all over again.]]"
** "Now, [[VisualPun put the bulls together]]"
** "Could you do me a favor? Click on the subscribe button, leave a comment, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers lettuce]]"
** At one point the Cleartalk Mastery logo reads "[[LampshadeHanging Edited Logo]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOwkylDj8-Q "The Needle Deedle"]]
** Hi, everyone, Antano here, Creator/NeilCicierega's busiest music fan, and it is time for [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Memetic Memes]].
** Writer, arter, artist, multist, multiinstrumentist, producer, animatist, puppet, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick puppet seducer]]... [[VisualPun I've covered his stuff on this channel quite a bit]].
** [[RunningGag Not nice!]]
** Even Music/TheVillagePeople's "Wow! D.M.C.A." over pieces of ''Film/TheSoundOfMusic''...
--->"It's fun to stay in the Y.M.C.A. (Hills are alive...)"
*** So, about halfway through the record, hearing Music/AHa's "Stacy's Mom" over the instrumental from Music/{{Pixies}}' "Where is My Mom," is [[CallBack Jen]].
** Compellodies.
---> Hilarious. Genuinely the first ha-ha moment on the video.
** And it's time for a review of this new avalanche. [video footage of Film/{{Avalanche}}]
*** I'm feeling a light to decent 8 on this thing. I'm not really sure what else to say about this; I will always love avalanches... forever.
** The new Willey Hayliams album, ''WesternAnimation/PeppaPig for Armor''.
** An attempt to keep up with fellow kiwi Music/{{Lorde}}, who blew up.
---> '''Lorde:''' Don't you think that it's [BOOM]\\
'''Anthony:''' Lorde!
** [[Music/MyChemicalRomance When I was... my father...]]
** I'm ready to live side-by-side with [=SpongeBob=] [=SquarethonyPantano=] here.
** [on Tinder] I wasn't all that crazy about the singles, the teasers, and the geezers...
** [[TheStinger It's time for a review of]] ''Sweews''. I'm definitely feeling like a [[SelfDeprecation strong Zero]].
*** Not nice!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Miscellaneous and Multi-Source YTP]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ywRwirmSJ4 Lord Of Da Things]].
** The ENTIRE intro, with all its ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' references.
** "Three to the dwarf lords, great Minecraftsmen of the mountain halls. And [[MemeticMutation NYAN, NYAN]] rings were given to the racist men, who, above all else, desired [[EveryoneIsGay men]]. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Mordor, the dark lord Mordor forged in secret a [[OverlyLongGag Mordor]] ring, to {{troll}} all others. WOW. But there were SUS!"
** "Isildor, son of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames the King]], took up his father's SAUCE!" *Sauron turns into a [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Creeper]], then explodes with the player damage sound effect from Minecraft* "The ring passed to Isildor, who had this one chance to [[GeniusBonus destroy]] [[Literature/TheIliad Troy]] forever!"
** "It betrayed Isildur...[[NoSympathy lol.]]"
** "History became legend. Legend became myth. Myth became Series/{{Mythbusters}}."
** "The ring brought to Mullog unnatural lol. For five hundred ''[[Music/TheProclaimers MILES]]'' it poisoned his mom."
** "Frodoor, the dough!"
** "If you're referring to the furry dragon, I was out of the door."
** [[Main/NumberofTheBeast "Six, six, six.]] VERY GOOD YEAR."
** The hobbits [[StonersAreFunny smoking weed]].
** GUEST LIST:
*** Bags
*** Buffs
*** Toots
*** Brady Bunch
*** Rugs
*** Drugs
*** Lawnmowers
*** Boulders
*** Race Cars
** The year 3434 of the [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 34th]] age. It follows the 34th account of Isildur. I, King of 34th Gondor and the 34th finding of the [[OverlyLongGag 34th]] Ring of Power.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hmlvzg4zLA& Romney Puts On his Mitts]].
** "I know what it's like to hire {{Dikekike}}!"
** The Leopard Cat theme.
** "Freerf and [[Franchise/StarTrek enterprise]] are what..."
** "Create [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JOJs]], not jobs!"
** "We not only had a scandal to deal with, but also a vandal to deal with, but also a sandal to deal with... [[OverlyLongGag but also a]] [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast candle to deal with]]!"
** "[[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe We cut people in two]] [[ChainsawGood with a chainsaw!]]" '''''[[GoryDiscretionShot VROOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]]'''''
** "[[BrutalHonesty My legislature is]] [[SturgeonsLaw 85% crap!]]"
** "We believe in our future, we believe in ourselves, we believe in our shells, we believe in our [[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob Weebls]]!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=GG6q5RrKUyU Obama Bails Out]].
** "In order to afford one Ford... five families would have to pay one dollar!"
** "Two hundred and ffffffffffffffffff'''''FIF'''''ty dollar tax cut for SUS!"
** "[[VideoGame/PacMan Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!]]"
** "Taking into account, the [[Series/SesameStreet Count]], the mammoth, the Franchise/MassEffect!"
** "It's not a plan to create jobs, it is not a plan to reduce the deficit, it is not a plan to build [[RunningGag the deficit]], it is not a plan to [[CallBack create JOJs]], it is not a plan to [[NobodyPoops defecate]], it is not a plan to sit, [[OverlyLongGag it is not a planet, it is not a plant, it is not a plan, it is not a PLALP...]]"
** "We don't need Florida, we don't need America, [[OmnicidalManiac we don't need the world!]]" '''''[[EarthShatteringKaboom KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!]]'''''
** "And that's why I'm running again to Payless!" (''cue picture of Obama running to Payless [=ShoeSource=]'')

* "[[http://youtu.be/PwLDEnjUfcw Cinnamon Bunglasses at Night]]"
** "[[SunglassesAtNight I wear my]] [[VisualPun sauce glasses]] at night... Sauce, '''saaaauce''', can"
** "I wear my sauces at night so I can [[VisualPun sew]]"
** Corey Hart shooting lasers out of his eyes
** "In this video I'm going to show you how to make [[MemeticMutation sus]] that [[ShapedLikeItself looks just like sus]]."
** "I farted. LOL"
** "[[RunningGag And now I'm just squeezing it...]]"
** "I cut up [[Music/MichaelJackson Michael's]] face" (''crunch'') "RIP Michael"
** "Vanilla and butternut. Um, butternut. '''''Um, butternut.'''''"
** "In this video I'm going to show you how to make alcohol. Aynonaynonaynonay. And it smells really good, kinda like [[{{Squick}} mold]]."
** "To make this cinnamon roll look a little more realistic, I'm [[ComicallyMissingThePoint going to make a real cinnamon roll, and then I'm just gonna paint it.]]"
** "[[TheStinger I mixed in yellow food coloring]] ''[[RepeatCut Yellow food coloring]].''"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTbkB3ATWCQ Here's an Eye]]
** "In case you're sus, we'll do [[VisualPun a little 'recap']]."
** "NNN NNN NNN"
** Epic Sax Guy.
** "Also Creator/TaraStrong's mouth."
** "Every exercise program I know about, works." ''[roll credits]''
-->'''Director:''' Ox Bellows
-->'''Producer:''' [[MemeticMutation Jaj]] [=McFrerf=]
** "I taught a renowned plastic surgeon [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment how to do plastic surgery]]."
** "The muscles are [[ShapedLikeItself just like the muscles]]"
** "We're going to [[VisualPun stretch the face]], we're gonna exer[[MemeticMutation sauce]], and we're gonna [[SummoningRitual bring blood to the altar.]] ''It's the most cleansing thing you can do....''
** "The name of the technique is called the LLLLL-LLLLLLL-LLLLL."
** The creepy deep breathing is accompanied by evil spirits flying out of the woman's mouth.
** [[LogoJoke Average Entertainment - a Sus Nun Company]]
** "For those who don't believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Rap Rat, the Easter Rat, the Santa Bunny, the Rap Santa, the Rar Rar, or the [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Rap Easter Santa Bunny Rat]]"
** "Yeah, Jamaican! Ooh, I'm legend [[Series/HowIMetYourMother wait for it .... daryrary.]]"
** "[[TheStinger I don't know what to say to this, so I'm not gonna say anything.]]"

* [[http://youtu.be/To2qGidkO_w Ticycle Bires and Schrader Valves]]
** "The first thing to note is that [[CaptainObvious there are two wheels on a bicycle]]."
** "[[InherentlyFunnyWords Schrader valves]]"
** "Make sure you got good tension, then [[FlippingTheBird flip off the lever]]"
** "All you need to do is hold the ... hold the ... '''[[Music/{{Toto}} LINE!]]'''"
*** "This will prevent [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Pops]]."
** "Then we can begin to pump up the bass." ''(cue StupidStatementDanceMix)''
** "Then you got the [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Dustox]]."
** "[[Creator/{{Valve}} Valves]] tend to be fatter." ''[cue picture of Gabe Newell]''
** "We gotta push the needle, so that you can so" ("[[CallBack So I can sew...]]")

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBW1AxorWfE Strong Bad goes to Trot Con 97']]
** "Bronies? That doesn't sound like anything I want to be a part of! Ladies in skimpy pony costumes? That sounds like everything I want to be a part of!"
*** "Ladies in sauce costumes? That sounds like [[ShapedLikeItself sauce!]]"
** "Ladies in skimpy outfits should be hanging out with [=DaThings=], and to a lesser degree [[LongList football players and rappers]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs and rapball players and footers]] [[LongList and rap rats and...]] Homestar Runner?"
** "All I know is we're hanging out at Trot-con '97." "It's two-thousand-faaf."
** "[[TheStinger So here we are at Trot-]]'''''[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan KHAAAAAAAN!!!]]'''''"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpo4EzjYygs Hugh Geaux]]
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 "I have stink lines radiating off of me...I'm crying, and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it- DID ANYONE ELSE PUT A CARD INTO THE BUCKET?!"]]
** GO HUG [[AnimeAndManga/DragonballZ GOKU]]
** LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} Plays ''Film/{{Hugo}}''
** [[VisualPun "My mouse has been acting up."]]
** [[SteamPunk Steam. Punk.]]
** "Is your father dead?" "Yes." "OH GOOD, I LOVE CRYING."
** [[{{Creator/ChristopherLee}} Monsieur Labisse]] playing ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing''.
** "Have you ever seen a film?" "No." [MOVIE ENDS] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 "Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time."]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lXkL7a7r4Q Soup or Smash Bros.]]
** "...Get help."
** [[SuicideAsComedy "Super Suicide Brothers!"]]
*** "[[DudeNotFunny OFFENSIVE!]]"
*** [[NoIndoorVoice Huzzah!]]
** [[OverusedRunningGag 23: Clear Movies]]
*** [[HypocriticalHumor A fake comment from "Fleelfmeister471" most of the way in the video berating the overuse of this gag.]]
*** A fan later actually made the account "Fleelfmeister471" just to leave [[https://twitter.com/DaThings/status/526354638208241664/photo/1 the exact comment seen in the video.]]
** "You'll notice that the moveset of each fighter is the same as Kirby's, so those fighting techniques you've been polishing will [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NOT. EVEN.]] come in handy on the Wii U Version!
** "I should mention that the probability of multiplayer is a bit less than zero."
** "If you touch one of these areas with over 100% damage, you will be [[PunctuatedForEmphasis O! K!]]" (Cue picture of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Sheik]] holding her hand in an "OK" sign)
** "You can also [[ShapedLikeItself play during battles.]]"
** "We're bringing back [[MovesetClone clones!]] You'll notice that the moveset of each fighter is the same." *Cue picture of Dr. Mario, Lucina, Dark Pit, Ganondorf, Falco, Roy, Young Link, Pichu, and Lucas*
** "...and finally, the [[ComplexityAddiction Nintendo Wii U Classic GameCube Controller Remote Pad-chuck Plus Pro!"]]
** "I don't think this is a game for gamers, I think [[PretenderDiss this is a game for posers!"]]
** "Relationships are about danger. Relationships are about hitting or hurting. If you or someone you know is in a relationship, '''''get help'''''." [Out-of-tone "The More You Know" Chime]
*** The phone number during the commercial break that reads [[VideoGame/MOTHER3 1.800.LUCAS-NAO.]]
*** [[HilariousInHindsight Perhaps made even funnier when Lucas was announced as a DLC character for the game in April of 2015.]]
** "In the 3DS version, you were able to choose from all the fighters in the game. For the Wii U version, we are introducing a different mode called [[YouNeedABreathMint 'Go And Take A Shower!'"]] (please)
*** "By the way, we've made it so you can never play Classic Mode! We are introducing Sick Mode!"
** "Once an amiibo figure has been scanned, your fighter can [[PottyEmergency pee!]] OH YEAH!"
*** "You can also help them grow by feeding them P.F. Chang's!
** "I hope you're excited for [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress 2]]!" "[[MemeticMutation Nope.]]" "Pyros!" "Nope."
** A brief moment of TalkingToHimself:
-->'''Two clips of the announcer, in unison''': "Nintendo Gamecube controller!"
-->'''One clip by itself''': "Jinx! LOL!"
** The most interesting thing you can do with the [[UsefulNotes/GeneralGamingGamepads Game Pad]] in ''Smash Brothers'' IS [[spoiler:[[AntiClimax real life.]]]]
** "There are a number of new features and modes that the Wii U and 3-U version share, including:"
*** "Battles!"
*** "'''Battles!'''"
*** "Battling and battling with Chuck!"
*** "[[OverlyLongGag Battling]] is more difficult than ever."
** "''Super Soup Brothers for UsefulNotes/WiiU'' [[NoExportForYou will never be released in North America, ever]]."
** [[RunningGag 23: Ballin']], with [[spoiler:Chad Warden]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=388Ct7aZhpU The Super Smash Bros Hype Train Derailment]]: The [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Soup Or Smash Bros]] SpiritualSuccessor:
** "[[Creator/XanderMobus The announcer]] looks like [[http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p-OcwNFQB0U/maxresdefault.jpg THIS]]!!"
--> '''Etika''': ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!?]]''
--> '''Omni''': Wow...
--> '''[[Film/{{Troll2}} Arnold]]''': '''"OH MY GAHHHHHHHHHHHH"'''
--> '''Kid''': "[[DullSurprise I can't believe this]]".
--> '''Etika''': "[[EvenTheGuysWantHim #Sexy As Fuuf]]!"
** "The Smash Bros. Warrior knows no nose... the Smams Warrior knows no ear... the Smash Brother knows no feet..."
** Etika's excitement over the confirmation of [[VideoGame/WarioWare Mom]], [[Series/ILoveLucy Lucy]], [[VideoGame/FZero Captain]] WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}, [[Film/TheRoom Mark]], and especially "The Female" in Smash.
--> '''Etika''': "GASP! '''IT'S MOM!''' IT'S '''''MOOOM!!'''''" (spazzes out)
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nUrtn5TvY Etika reacted to this video!]]
** "P-POOOOOWWWOOOOPPPPP!!!"[[note]]He's saying pop, not poop.[[/note]]
** "Boys! Heeh-heheh." ''(long beat as the three confused kids stare ahead)''
** "Hand over the PCP." "What? No!" "Hand over the pee." "What? No!" "Settle It In Smash!!!" "Uh..." "[[OverlyLongGag No!]]"
** "Sometime around when this video gets dropped..." (''[[VisualPun the clip suddenly drops out of sight]]'')
** "5 months! That's only [[{{Mondegreen}} 5 monks!]]. Ooweoo!"
** "Oh my gosh! [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Dittos]] everywhere!" (''Dittos fill the screen.'')
** "I really hope Sakurai nerfs him." (''MasahiroSakurai shows up out of nowhere and shoots Omni with a [[{{Pun}} Nerf gun]].'')
--> '''Second Omni''': "Hooray! Sakurai nerfed him!"
** "We were already more divided than we were with bras, and it's worse, cause it's not even like two sides! It's like, bras on or bras off..."
** "Like am I a psychic Pokemon?" (''Transforms into a Ralts'') "Or am I a Metagross?" (''turns into a Metagross'') "Like am I [[VideoGame/WarioWare Ashley]]?" (''becomes Ashley'') "No I'm not."
** "I don't think." (jumps off his seat and starts screaming)
** "[[Music/AHa Taaaaaake ooooooooon]] '''MII''' on Nintendo [=MiiDS=].
** [[StylisticSuck The poorly drawn, colored, and spelled drawing of "jipan".]]
--> Masahiro Sakurai: "I'm here."
** Introducing: [[LongName Palutena's Great Big Miiverse Jungle Cave Temple Cruise Hijinx Assault 2]]!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_p8YSCqDLg Steaming Pile of Crepe]]
** The Cracklin' Oats commercial, being a ClusterFBomb, is reversed as a "fuuf."
** [[VideoGame/{{Earthbound}} Nesssss!]]
** I once found the lost city of Cracklin' Oats Sauce. Turns out it was El Dorado.
** Thank you, milord.
** [[Creator/MichaelRosen So when my mom said, "bed!" all I could hear was "bed!"]]
** "/Sigh/ God, this is the...the worst...channel?" '''SICK BURN'''
** Yeah, because you...[[VisualPun you just feed people...]]
** The OverlyLongGag where she just messes around with the Yu-Gi-Oh opening.
** Etika reacting to Etika reacting to DaThings' Etika WebAnimation/YouTubePoop. And the first Etika represents DaThings herself.

* {うんち} ヌン [| Mitsune Haku |] しょうゆ (Which translated reads [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3GbdsGzVm8 { Poo } Nun [| Mitsune Haku|] soy sauce)]]
** "I'm Scott, President of Ska."
** "A grape."
** "[[NightmareFuel Have some fun with me!]]"
** "I knew our talented Domino's Pizza crew could [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons choke]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Yoshi]].
** "You like pizza. Have you heard of Pizza Hut's stuffed crust pizza? [[TakeThatMe It's so much better than Domino's Pizza."]]
** "Once your pizza's delivered, have some f[[CensoredForComedy [Beep]]]ing pizza!"
** "Hello everyone, I'm [[UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein Einstein]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUWs-T9KZ0U Gamelon 2A]]
** "Ganonanonanonanonanonanonanon...''(Cut to king Harkinian, looking quite unamused)''
** "Gee, it SURE! You're pretty boy you're doing real well done, Link! Ganon and his minions have sEVIL. You must captures Koridians?"
*** "I just wonder what GANON!!!"
** "Wow, tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ank-ank-anks-ks-ks!"
** "Bombs, you have enough rubies, my friend, as yours long as. You want it? It's. *{{beat}}* ...sss. * another {{beat}}* ...sss."
** "Join me Link, and I will make, and make your face the grrreatest face in [=KoriDIIIIE=], and I will make your face DIIIIE, and I will DIIIIE, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and I will die]], or else you will make your face the grrreatest DIIIIE! Or else you will *suddenly with Zelda DIIIIE!"
** "Ganon is once aganon is once again Ganon. I'm going to Ganon. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I'm going to Ganon.]] I'm going to Gamelon to Gamelon to [=GAmelon=] to Ganon. I'm gAnon."
** "Don't forget, I can only open the [[{{Spoonerism}} crouch when I'm pouching]]! *[[{{Beat}} beat]]* '''''Don't forget'''''!"
** *Gwonam files in* "Yo."
** '''Link''': [[ShipperOnDeck Gwonam and Impa are my OTP. It sure is my headcanon.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHTWJYlGlXc Second Serving of Crepe]], a sort-of sequel to "Steaming Pile Of Crepe" (and thus consisting of un-used YTP material):
** The entire Nancy Drew segment, consisting of gags from the ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' playthrough. Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome that Ellie was able to splice the dialogue together like that.
** "Give me the beat boys and give me the boys, give me Music/TheBeachBoys, give me the Music/BeastieBoys, give me Music/TheBeeGees, give me Music/TheBeatles, [[OverlyLongGag give me the beach ball]], give me the bees, [[VideoGame/PumkinLand give me the beat boys]] and free my [[DiscreditedMeme sos]]...
** "[[OverlyLongTitle Magic's Biggest Magic Show That Magicians Secretly Want You To See Finally Revealed]]"
** "The magician is about to stare death in the face [[OffWithHisHead in the form of]] UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution. Remember, the magician is a world class professional, don't try any of this danger-" (''guillotine seemingly actually chops off the magician's head'') "[[CurseCutShort OH SH-]]" (''color bars'')

* [[https://youtu.be/ix0kUr7uHok "How to Chase a Picture"]]
** "I'm Jen from [=JenJenJenJenJen.com=]" ([[PunnyName Jen Jenner, Jr. Jeditor, Jeneologist]])
** "Activate your phone's camera and get ready to start." ''[An error occurred]'' "It can take up to three-to-five business days."
*** Plus the fact that "[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Dating Start!]]" plays in the background of this scene.
** "[[VisualPun You don't have to stand in lions.]]"
** "Here's what you'll need to start using Chase Fake Deposit; first, [[TakeThat quit using Chase]]. The second step is third, download either [=iPhone=] or Android phone. Either '''Apple''' or Android device will suffice."
*** "Finally, start using Chase Quick Deposit, and get ready to start."
** "[[VisualPun The box shown on the screen. It's green.]]"
** "Now that you have the Tap app installed..." ''[cue home screen with [[CallBack Postman Tap]] app on it]''
** "When you're [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Eddy]]..."
** "Once the funds are clear, you can securely dispose of your smartphone."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtsbaV4-Lys Fire Blep]](''Note: mild spoilers for [[VideoGame/FireEmblemFates the actual games]] may follow in this and the next YTP''):
** Silas:
*** Silas completely [[JustFriends friendzones]] Corrin.
--->'''Silas''': "I'm going to kiss you now."\\
(''fade to black as Silas kisses Corrin'')\\
'''Silas''': "Ahh, [[MoodWhiplash it feels just like old man]]. I hope we can remain best friends forever."\\
(''"FRIEND ZONED" appears in big letters on the screen'')\\
'''Silas''': "Lol!"
** Effie:
---> "You're going to kiss me? Well...I might ''[[AndCallHimGeorge break you...]]''"
** Arthur:
*** The entirety of his segment, thanks to his [[LargeHam hamminess]].
** Dwyer:
---> '''Dwyer''': "[[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Ken?]] Can I [[HoYay kiss your butt]]?"\\
'''Ken''': "'''[[WebVideo/JonTron WHAT?!]]'''"\\
'''Dwyer''': "Please say yes..."\\
'''Ken''': "'''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'''''"
** Velouria
--->'''Velouria''': My life is full of treasure...oh, like that scrap of paper! This shiny ring, our army of [[Series/TheBigComfyCouch dust bunnies]], your butt.\\
'''Jon''': [[RunningGag WHAT?!]]
--->'''Velouria''': What?
** Inigo:
*** He introduces himself by talking about the [=FitnessGram=] Pacer Test.
---> "My name is Inigo [[Film/ThePrincessBride Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to kill my father.]]
*** "Don't tell anyone...my real name is '''''[[Wrestling/JohnCena JOHN]]''''' [[SubvertedTrope Frieda]].
** Odin:
*** His introductory caption reads: "[[Film/{{Thor}} I am an old man and a foof.]]"
*** "I will confess who I really am." "[[CallBack Here are the secrets]]" "I am your nightlight." (''cut to Odin as a nightlight switching on and off in someone's bedroom'') "I am on...I am off...on...off...on...off...surprise!"
** Selena
*** Not only is her introductory text is rendered as glitchy gibberish, her portrait is [[spoiler: the one she used in the [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening previous game.]]]]
*** "I've never said this before but... my real name is Se-[[LastSecondWordSwap verus]] [[WebVideo/PotterPuppetPals Snape.]]
** Gunter:
*** The opening caption shows Gunter swinging a cane and yelling: "You kids better get the lawn off my [[CurseCutShort f-]]"
*** The quote is actually typed in full, but anything past the CurseCutShort is hard to see due to the text blending into the background.
** Anna:
*** Anna appears saying "$1000 INSTANT CASH CLICK NOW DEALS NO DOWN PAYMENT FREE IPHONE WINNER."
*** "My wares are [[VisualPun second to nun!]]"
** Forrest:
*** Forrest acting like a stereotypical [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Social Justice Warrior]] in his intro.
*** "Let me know if you need any men dead. I'm skilled in ''VideoGame/{{Battleborn}}'', but I'm superlative in ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''!" (Cut to Reaper with Forrest's voice and NiceHat) "Die! Die! Die!"
*** "You and I are [[VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe Roy]]. You and I are royal blue most of all. You and I are [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked]]."
---> '''Roy''': [[DullSurprise O]][[WebAnimation/AsdfMovie h]]..."
** Charlotte:
*** Charlotte burping.
** Ophelia:
*** She appears with [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Lissa's]] body.
*** "But what I value above all else[[note]]is moving my lips when I speak.[[/note]] is the sight of your grandmother, who was the very portrait of beauty and charm..."
*** "Our love is so powerful '''''[[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike IT CAN BLOCK B.O. FOR 16 HOURS! YEE!]]''''' Our love is soap. I will use it when I achieve service." (''Ophelia turns to look at a phone but gets no service.'')
** Jakob:
*** "You are an egg. I couldn't ask for butter."
** Camilla:
*** Her name in the caption box has been replaced by "[[{{Fanservice}} Boobs]]", with her dialogue being "*important thing* *foreshadowing* *key dialogue* *plot point*," and when the scene cuts to Camilla herself:
---> '''Camilla''': Do me a favor. Close your eyes.\\
(''The scene fades to black as the camera starts to pan down to her chest, to the audible displeasure of an unseen [[AllMenArePerverts mostly male]] audience'')
** Nyx:
*** Nyx is dressed like a Christmas tree. "(screams internally)" should sum up her thoughts well.
** Benny:
---> "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
** Leo:
*** Leo's futile attempts to kiss Corrin.
** Siegbert:
---> "I want to punch my hair in the face."
** Kana (Male and Female):
*** Female Kana tries to compliment Corrin, but Male Kana repeats everything she says. It reaches quite a zenith.
---> F!Kana: [[Film/SpyKids1 Mom, he's mimicking me!]]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxe7nDwAdes Fire Mlem]]"
** Saizo:
*** *caw* *caw*
*** Saizo's mask renders him TheUnintelligible.
** Azama:
*** "I'm sorry that you're totally wrong about everything." (''cue MLG style breakdown'')
** Mitama:
*** Her name is labeled as "Miitomo," and her portrait replaces her notepad with a cell phone.
*** Mitama recites her best haiku.
---> "A-a-hem, Haiku!/I adore with all my heart/Fre shavocado!"
** Kaden:
*** Kaden appears with his ears and tail edited out and offers to show something to Corrin as long as they don't laugh. The music playing, "As All Stars Fall," implies something serious. Then, Kaden appears with his ears and tail intact. Just before Kaden gets a word out, Corrin leaves.
** Mozu:
*** Mozu being introduced and walking off-screen.
*** Mozu spends her entire screentime [[ClusterBleepBomb swearing like a sailor]]:
---> "I never f---ing thought I'd have a f---king family again! I f---ing love you!"\\
(''color bars'')\\
'''[=Dathings1=]''': (''from channel trailer'') "[[IronicEcho I try to make my videos clean...]]"
** Scarlet:
*** "I've got my eye on you. I like the way you f-" (''cut to "Technical difficulties screen featuring flustered Marth and Lucina'') "[[LastSecondWordSwap -ight]]." Even better, this happens immediately after [[SirSwearsaLot Mozu's segment.]]
** Kaze:
*** "As King Garon's prisoner, I was prepared to die for my cause-E. Aaaiaa-aaaiaa-aaaiaa-aaaiaa."
*** "My life finally has [[MemeticMutation memes]]...now that you're my waifu." (''begins looking at memes on Corrin/Kamui's phone'') "Lol, nice meme...OMG, I love memes...this meme makes me feel...dank...a dangerous emotion for a ninja."
** Orochi:
*** Orochi states there's a time for work, and a time for twerk. Just before we see twerking...
--->[[Creator/ThisIsIt Tony the Talking Clock:]] There's a time and a place for mucking around!
---> Duck Guy: Like biiiiiiiii- *cue Orochi's hair pins moving like a clock*
** Asugi:
---> '''Asugi''': "Sorry, lost in thought about how I gotta get some [[SweetTooth sweet treats]]. ''Snacks...cupcakes...candy...chocolate...sugar-"\\
'''Wilford Brimley''': "Asugi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus."\\
'''Asugi''': "I'm not even going to eat any-"\\
'''Wilford Brimley''': "I don't care. I truly don't."
** Hinoka:
*** She's replaced by [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Sully]] in her introductory picture and the caption reads: "[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Randall's your monster. You think he's going to come out of the closet and scare you?]]"
*** "I started training so I could rescue WesternAnimation/TheRescuers. Now, I train to protect [[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine trains]] we've had." "It's great to see how well you've matured...you turd."
** Reina:
*** Reina wanting to play Fight Danger Battle Combat, a game for the [=PSTriple=] rated EC for early childhood.
** Rhajat:
*** Rhajat is caught sucking her thumb. "What are you looking at? This is perfectly normal for a college-aged person to do."
---> [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Hectan:]] You've killed me!
---> Rhajat: Good.
*** Crosses with NightmareFuel, Rhajat's rendition of EA Games' slogan.
** Hinata:
*** Hinata appears with two additional arms sprouting from his head, and his quote is simply "Sample Text."
** Sakura:
*** [[Creator/MasahiroSakurai Sakurai]]: Unfortunately, the female character will not be participating in this WebAnimation/YouTubePoop.
*** Sakura states the viewer is the only Jewish person she's comfortable around. When she gets called out for her racism, she starts swelling up, [[CryCute ready to burst into tears.]]
** Midori:
*** Her introduction gets trippy fast.
** Ryoma:
*** Ryoma is glad to spend time with Corrin, but then [[Music/{{Adele}} Adele]] turns up out of the blue uninvited. Needless to say, Ryoma doesn't take this well.
---> Ryoma: [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!]] Fool.
** Caeldori:
---> "I see you have a little bruise there. Make sure to git gud." *cue MLG glasses*
** Yukimura:
*** Yukimura rage-quitting a memory game.
** Oboro:
*** Oboro wonders how Corrin would look in her parent's tomb. She immediately pulls her devil face.
** Shigure:
*** Shigure requests that Corrin stop inviting him, because it's too much fun. The very next day, Shigure vanishes out of existence from having too much fun.
** [[TheStinger The stingers]] to both videos.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_YrbyquX2U Crepes 3]]
** "1972: Atari introduces one of the 1971st ever video games with [[MemeticMutation SaS]] into the world."
*** "1970: Atari introduces the world."
*** "197C: Atari introduces juices."
** "Fast forward to now: 1972. Atari introduces--" "'''THE COMPUTER!''' ({{Beat}}) Kill yourself."
** "You is dead."
** "But Nintendo has gone on the record saying 'Wii, are not making any more games.'"
** "Sauce and what-not." (THE END)
** "Hey guys, Si es yo!"
** "Reese's here."
** "No, I have not yet finished assembling the VideoGame/SkiFree collab. But don't worry, [[ByNoIMeanYes that's finished]]." ''[cue badly-drawn thumbnail]'' "100% sad."
** "I wanna do more poops of myself, I wanna do more poops, [[ToiletHumor literally.]] I'm going to be creating a party tent. 10/10 tent, I could attend." (-[[Creator/{{CS188}} Si Es Juan 188]])
** "I bought myself." ''[color bars]'' "I bought myself a new selfie stick." ''[color bars]'' "I bought myself a new date."
* [[https://youtu.be/l5jbfCxEQO4 Eccentric Severe Tumors]]
** "When we talk about customer service, most of us think of [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment customer service]]. But there's more to it than customers. [[CaptainObvious There's service]]."
*** "When we talk about customer service, most of us think of ants. Ants!"
*** "When we talk about customer service, [suddenly in {{Hell}}] this is probably the first place that comes to mind.
** The title for this poop is quite weird. WordSaladTitle, right? Nope! It's an anagram of "Customer Service Center", which we see when the sign first appears!
** "I couldn't find any [[ShapedLikeItself circular circles]] on display."
** "(while repeatedly walking forward and backward in a loop) Anyhow, I hope I can get In-N-Out quickly without too much hassle."
--->'''Woman''': (looks down; sees she stepped in jelly) Oh, great. Hassle. (walks backwards out of the shot)
*** [[LoopholeAbuse And then she tries to return her shoes.]]
** Adventures at the deli counter.
-->'''Cashier''': Number seven!\\
'''Costomer''': Right here!\\
'''Cashier''': Oh, uh... Number eight.\\
'''Customer''': What?
** "Here you go sir. Actually, we ran out."
*** "[[RunningGag What?]]"
** A customer wants to know, after seeing a six pack of pork chops, if she can get a smaller package of pork chops. As soon as the deli employee says she can, [[WontTakeYesForAnAnswer the customer dejectedly leaves.]]
--->'''Customer''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint (sad) Nevermind.]]
** "Notice that the employees stop what they're doing."
--->'''Customer''': Excuse me, could you help me?\\
(employee [[ExactWords stops moving entirely]])
** "Look directly at the customers, then they take the customers, and gag the customers."
** "I have this stork."
** One woman attempts to get paper towels.
--->'''Customer''': (as she and the employee walk down the aisle) Paper towels, paper towels, paper taper taper towels.
--->'''Employee''': (is standing next to the paper towels) [[BadLiar We seem to be out of them right now.]]
*** The employee then states he'll go look in the bathroom, [[KickTheDog and then transparently resumes stocking the shelves.]]
*** And then the employee brings over the manager, while the customer is still next to the paper towels.
---->'''Manager''': [[BadLiar I'm sorry, ma'am, but we are out of the advertised towel.]] [[KickTheDog You're most welcome to cry. I'd be happy to offer you a towel.]]
*** And finally, the customer instead offers to watch ''Film/PaperTowns'' with the employee, which he is more than happy to do:
---->'''Q''': (as Margo enters through the window) What the- Margo?
---->'''Margo''': I need to borrow your car.
---->'''Q''': What?
---->'''Margo''': [[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle I need to b]]''[[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle orrow]]'' [[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle your]] ''[[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle car.]]''
---->'''Q''': What?
---->'''Margo''': I need to corrow your bar.
---->'''Q''': [[BrickJoke (in the voice of the deli customer) What?]]
---->'''Margo''': I have nine cars I needed to borrow tonight.
---->'''Q''': Can't you just get a boyfriend?
** "Upon entering the store, many of our customers will want to leave the store."
*** "We don't want our customers to be inconvenienced by entering the store. We don't want our customers. Remove them as soon as your work is done."
** The presenter's advice to simply refuse the customer is immediately contradicted when a customer wants to bag their own groceries:
--->'''Customer''': I'd like to bag these myself today.
--->'''Presenter''': [[ImmediateSelfContradiction You bet he will.]] And not just because the ham he bought was hammy, but because the customer service he recieved was the best.
--->'''Grocer''': [[GilliganCut Oh, you want me to bag these?]]
--->'''Presenter''': ({{Beat}}) [[VerbalBackspace There's more to customer service than just being the best.]]
** "Next, the L. Take the L without debate."
** ([[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Customer becomes Na'vi]]) [[MemeticMutation Hey listen!]] ([[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaTwilightPrincess Narrator becomes Midna]], starts talking backwards.)
** One customer, after complaining rather aggressively about the milk she bought, [[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove confesses her love for the customer service employee.]]
-->'''Customer''': I'll be honest with you, I love your produce department.\\
'''Employee''': Oh, you! Thanks for shopping with us!\\
'''Customer''': I'll be honest with you, I love you. I love your smile. I love your eyes. I love your voice. That's why I shop here.\\
'''Employee''': Could you come back in a half an hour?
** In general, just the sheer contrast in how the employees are treated in this poop compared to the Wow! It's Made! series. They're completely allowed, no, ''encouraged'', to treat the customers like shit.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJSy2rwsXSg How to Food]]
** To give you an idea of what to expect, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer here's the first minute of the video in its entirety.]]
--->'''Jon Locke''': [[LongList The only ingredents:]] gluten, yeast, salt, water, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs saltwater]], lukewarm water, Jonathan-warm water, baking powder, baking soda, baking water, molasses, vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon, [[NoKillLikeOverKill sugar, powdered sugar, brown sugar,]] brown water, dark chocolate chips, buttermilk, eggs, rolled oats, oil and vinegar- again, oil and vinegar- vegetable oil, olive oil, canola oil, The Egg, cheese, olives, cucumbers, tomatoes, raw onions, ''real'' olives, parsley, thyme, flour ('''''not always'''''), chips, toast, soda, batter, [[CuttingTheKnot food (the magic ingredient)]], carbon dioxide, a sponge, a living plant, cubes, emotion, Skillet, a sharp knife, rust, a good wrist, your fingers, your local dentist, a family of four not-so-hungry people, and syrup on the side. [[{{Beat}} (long pause)]] Or... Waste product, if you want a ''really'' kinky muffin.
*** The moment it seems like this list will be repeated when Chef Jon starts getting into the Salad Salad, [[CutShort we immediately cut to a test-pattern]].
** "(painfully slow stirring for 11 seconds) And there you go. [[BeyondTheImpossible (cut to a cooked loaf of bread)]] Ze typical French bread!"
** Chapter 39: Hold On, I'm [[{{Pun}} Confoodsed]]
** Apparently, chefs on television refer to French bread as "Frerf Bread".
--->'''Jon Locke''': (chuckles) Yeet!
** "And as we go, we'll talk about some of the characters that are common to all cartoons."
** "And the carbon dioxide gets trapped. [[ObligatoryJoke (Admiral Ackbar appears in the mixing bowl) It's a-]] [[CaptainObvious (whispers) Fill in the blank.]]"
** "And this is not lukewarm, this is luke-cold."
** "Actually, you don't have to use yeast. (hard cut to next segment)"
** One of the names of the salad that is being prepared? "Music/TheVillagePeople"
--->'''Jon Locke''': [[MickeyMousing (pounds an olive to the riff from "YMCA")]]
--->'''Village People''': ''It's fun to stay at the!'' (swarm of Village People move across the bottom of the screen) ''Wooooooooooooooooow!''
** "There are easy ways to [[ToiletHumour cut the cheese.]] [[DiscreditedMeme (pointedly looks to the camera) Don't do that.]]"
** "This is feta cheese. Feta is a cheese. It ''is'', but it doesn't have to be."
** While sprinkling on some vinegar, the bottle tries to clarify that it's actually Mediterranean salad dressing, only to get shushed by Chef Jon.
** As it turns out, Greek resturants do not actually serve Greek salad.
** We then go over knife safetly, [[ShockingSwerve during which Chef Jon]] [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech just starts shit-talking the viewer.]]
--->'''Jon Locke''': (holds up a carrot and knife) You cut through and you miss your thumb. Now, if for instance you were stupid, you will go into your thumb. [[CaptainObvious One of the problems, of course, is that...]] [[BaitAndSwitch you're actually much more dull.]] [[KnifeNut (is holding a different knife) I'm not.]] You don't have that luxury. This is the way that it is. You just don't measure up. But, I forgive you for it.
** "(opens microwave) This is a fairly typical example of nothing."
** "We're gonna pre-heat the oven. (chuckles) Actually, we're gonna preet the oven. ... I hate the oven."
** "Hey all you boys and girls and YouTubers out there..."
--->'''Jon Locke''': Ah yes. The three genders.
** "Oh no! [[CaptainObvious It's food.]] Nobody has to know... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (leaves the kitchen)]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YCxT2P7qo0 What to Food]]
** Among the other questions that "What to Food" will supposedly answer are "Where to buy 'Baking Pop'?", "Cubed or crushed parsley?", and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers "Why is my food breathing?"]]
** Right from the get go, Chef Jonathan Lonathan states that you have witnessed failure in the kitchen if you have ever stepped into a kitchen, before ''demanding'' you take some of his chocolate cupcakes.
** "I want to pause here. [[{{Beat}} (long pause) Wait. (long pause)]]"
** The four essential measuring tools in the kitchen are as follows: Timers (to measure time), thermometers (to measure thermomets), mometers (to measure Moms), and measuring containers [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin (to measure measurements)]].
** "There are three gallons in a mile- [[DoubleTake Uh, wait...]]"
** "'''''[[HellIsThatNoise YOU'VE RUINED YOUR DINNER.]]'''''"
** "[[BlatantLies Cups don't work.]]"
** Despite the recipe calling for 400°, Chef Jon purposefully sets it for 325° [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem "[b]ecause [he's] a fabulous chef"]].
--->'''Chef Jon''': ([[GoneHorriblyWrong the kitchen is on fire;]] [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext squawks like Waluigi]]) [[WebComic/{{Gunshow}} This is fine.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-v088E3kks The Trains Agenda]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn4XOCn8Ubo Bidin']]. That is all that needs to be said.
[[/folder]]
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** "Get [=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--=]"

** "Hi, I'm Brian Collins." (''jump cut'') "Hi, I'm [[WesternAnimation/Family Guy Brian]]." (''another jump cut'') "Hi, I'm [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Colin]]." (''another jump cut'' "[[VisualPun Hi, I'm high]]." (''final jump cut'') "Hi, I'm Briarb Lollins."

---> '''[[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Larry The Cucumber]]:''' (singing) --Water buffalooooOOOOOOOO...eeeeooooo!

* "Help."

--->'''Customer''': [[CompletelyMissingThePoint (sad) Nevermind.]]

*** Creator/TerryCrews punches a cinder block for saying the glasses don't block blinding glare for 16 hours.

** "Get [=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--=]."

** "Get [=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-=]."

** "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Piss]], I know you're [[{{Spoonerism}} Ross'd]] at me, but we have to ta-ha-HA."

*** "Yo son, 'sup? There's [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar hella]] sunshine out there, boy!" "[[WebVideo/{{Arlo}} I'm dying. I'm just... I'm dying.]]"

*** [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar The quote is actually typed in full]], but anything past the CurseCutShort is hard to see due to the text blending into the background.

-->'''Valjean''': My name is Jaj [=ValJaj=]!

** "You wish to go to the fef?" "Cinderella wishes to go to the fef!" "The fef?!" "The kiiiiiiiiing's fef!"

** "LET HER SPEAK FOR HERSELF!" (''long awkward pause'') "[=WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS=]" "TO BE CONTINUED!" "And happily ever af--" "But that's another story, nevermind!"