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9th Dec '17 10:02:41 AM Az0riusG4m3r
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** "Big fat rolls of cellulite are loaded into this [[BuffySpeak big death machine.]] *The screen goes red and the video slows down*

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** "Big fat rolls of cellulite are loaded into this [[BuffySpeak big death machine.]] *The *[[RedFilterOfDoom The screen goes red and the video slows down*down]].*
8th Dec '17 4:43:24 PM Lirodon
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--> '''Host:''' Say it again?

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--> '''Host:''' '''[[Series/TheLateLateShowWithCraigFerguson Craig Ferguson]]:''' Say it again?



--> '''Host:''' Say it again?

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--> '''Host:''' '''Craig:''' Say it again?



--> '''Host:''' Say it again?

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--> '''Host:''' '''Craig:''' Say it again?
4th Dec '17 3:21:28 PM Lirodon
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** "I wear my [[VisualPun sauce glasses]] at night... Sauce, sauce, can"

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** "I "[[SunglassesAtNight I wear my my]] [[VisualPun sauce glasses]] at night... Sauce, sauce, '''saaaauce''', can"
30th Nov '17 12:09:16 PM Lirodon
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** "Here's what you'll need to start using Chase Fake Deposit; first, [[TakeThat stop using Chase]]. The second step is third, download either [=iPhone=] or Android phone. Either '''Apple''' or Android device will suffice."

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** "Here's what you'll need to start using Chase Fake Deposit; first, [[TakeThat stop quit using Chase]]. The second step is third, download either [=iPhone=] or Android phone. Either '''Apple''' or Android device will suffice."
30th Nov '17 12:06:17 PM Lirodon
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** "I'm Jen from [=JenJenJenJenJen.com=]"

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** "I'm Jen from [=JenJenJenJenJen.com=]"com=]" ([[PunnyName Jen Jenner, Jr. Jeditor, Jeneologist]])
26th Nov '17 3:28:50 PM Awesomesauce210
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22nd Nov '17 2:42:41 PM 8BrickMario
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[[folder: Musical Production YTP]]



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZzpXLj68Sk The 80's Kinda Sucked a Little Bit]]
** Creator/JohnnyDepp reading ''Literature/IAmAmericaAndSoCanYou''
** The Music/{{Aha}} part ending with the Rick Roll.
** The part with Film/RiskyBusiness

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsTFacsef0A The 90's were a point in time]]
** [[Music/{{Nirvana}} PILLOW, PIL]][[{{Mondegreen}} LOW, PILLOW]]
** [[Music/SouljaBoy YOUUUUUUU]] [[Music/{{Weezer}} (Arnold's, drive, in, chicken)]]
** [[Music/BackstreetBoys Ain't nothin' but a fart/ain't nothin' but a steak!]]
** [[Music/BritneySpears Oh baby, baby]] ''[Joe Biden pops up]'' [[{{Mondegreen}} BIDEN, BIDEN]]...
** [[BlackComedy "Hit my baby one more time!"]]
** [[Music/MCHammer Stop!...]] [[spoiler: [[TheStinger ham time!]]]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuc379AWq-Q The 2000s were a Decade, Century, and Millennium]]
** [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} "DON'T SHOP."]]
** [[Music/DeLaSoul "It's my chocolate attack!"]] (Franchise/{{Pokemon}} game screenshot shows De La Soul attacking 2D with chocolates)
** [[Music/{{Coldplay}} "I used to play]] ''[[VideoGame/StarWarsTheForceUnleashed The Force Unleashed]]'', but I discovered that it sucked! Now in the morning I play Mario!" *the opening of "Viva La Vida" is played sped up with Chris Martin flashing colors* ''[[note]] it sounds like the Starman jingle from Super Mario Bros. when sped up[[/note]]''
** "[[Music/LadyGaga I wanna]] [[ToiletHumor doo-doo in Texas place.]]"
** "P-p-p-[[VisualPun poke her face]], p-p-poke her face!" (obligatory)
** "I'll get him a car!" ''(VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 theme plays)''
** "I wanna roll with -- [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic the gangstas, but sooos.]]
** "No, you can't read my POPE!"
** "A little gay is fun when you're Russian!"
** "Russian roulette is not roulette, and if it's not roulette, it isn't fun."
** "Chicken muffin, [[VisualPun chicken muffin!"]]
** "To perform for you tonight...[[Music/OutKast Andre]], Andre, Andre... and Andre."
** The fans' cheering getting louder and completely drowning out the performance.
** "My baby don't mess around because she don't know how...[[BastardBoyfriend my baby don't know s***!]]"
** My baby is killin' me right now!
** '''ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...'''
** [[Music/KanyeWest Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger,]] [[ImmediateSelfContradiction but she a gold digger.]]
** My best friend says she used to *bleep* my best friend Usher!
** "Get down, girl, go 'head, get ''[[TheTourettesGuy THE F*** DOWN!!!]]''"
*** A gag that came just a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcjXFIPbHxc bit too late]]: [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Shut up and take my money!]]
** [[Music/{{Eminem}} Lol...]] '''F-YOU'''
** "One shot. One opportunity. [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} One Pikachu]], would you capture it?
** "His mom's a [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy!]]"
*** "He's nervous, but on the surface [[MemeticMutation his body is ready!]]"
** "He opens his mouth, but the VOMIT won't come out! He vomits all over the whole crowd!" ''[cue Eminem vomiting from "Just Lose It"]'' "[[{{Squick}} Everybody's grossed out now!]]"
** "Snap back to reality! [[Music/{{PSY}} Op, op, op, op, Oppa whoa!]]"
** You only get one shot. ''YOU DO NOT GET TWO SHOTS.''
** "But hold your nose, 'cuz here goes the Coca-Cola!"
** [[Music/MCHammer "Alright,]] [[ArcWords stop...]] [[spoiler:[[CallBack Pajama time!"]]]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SuSfo-Src You're mad, Dishcord]]
** Music/CarlySimon's trollface.
** ''[[WMG/YoureSoVainTheories "You're sos, you probably think this song is about sos."]]''
*** ''"I bet you think this song is about you, [[RepeatCut don't you? don't you? don't you? don't you?]]"''
** "[[Franchise/FinalFantasy Cloud's]] in my coffee"
** ''"[[Music/TheLivingTombstone Terrible sos is going down, through the Tire Town]]"''
** '''"[[GratuitousDiscoSequence DISCO!]]"'''
** Flynn Adam answers 'hash brownies' phone call.
** "[[RepeatCut OK, OK, OK, OK, OK,]] [[{{Mondegreen}} Oh K.O. Kay…]]" (''Kay Jewelers logo appears'') "[[{{Mondegreen}} …Oak, eh?]]" (''picture of [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Professor Oak]] appears'')
** ''"I do the dishes, you know I love dishes"''
*** ''"You know I love trash"''
*** ''"You know I love Kisses"''
*** ''"[[RunningGag You know I LOL]]"''
** ''"Their glasses are filling up their glasses"''
** ''"[[PedoHunt And I feel every child]]"'' '''[[CensoredForComedy CUT TO TEST SCREEN]]'''
*** ''"[[ChildHater Every child should die]]"'' '''[[CensoredForComedy CUT TO TEST SCREEN AGAIN]]'''

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9xRYAcZ7c Call Me Beep Me Maybe When You're Sober]]
** ''"[[{{Music/Blondie}} Color me]]'' [[{{Film/Titanic 1997}} like one of your Frerf girls.]]"
** "Color me a cat."
*** ''"Colored baby!"''
** ''"[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I'm your basic average girl. And I'm basic, and I'm average, and I'm girl.]]"''
** ''"[[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea You can't stop me 'cause I'm Kim Jong-il]]"''
** ''"[[CaptainObvious Call me call me if you want to call me, when you wanna call me that's okay]]"''
*** '''"beepbeepbeepbeep"'''
** ''"[[ToiletHumor I threw up in the well, I looked at you and now you're in my puke]]"''
** ''"Here's my baby, [[Creator/ValveSoftware so call me Gaben]]"''
** ''"[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Hey I just met you, and I just met you, but I just met you, so '''i just met you''']]"''
** [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim FUS RO DAH!]]
** ''"You love memes? Come find Memebase"''
** ''"You love beer with mead!"''
** '''''CALL ME.''''' [[Music/{{Blondie}} Call me]] [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible beep me]] [[Music/CarlyRaeJepsen maybe]] [[Music/{{Evanescence}} when]] [[TitleDrop you're so]][[SubvertedTrope os]]--

* [[http://youtu.be/VH1TaF8L7kE Hagrid and Jesus give Reginald Van Hook a slap in the face]]
** "The [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment bees and the bees]]"
** [[VideoGame/GuitarHero STAR POWER ACTIVATED!]]



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ywRwirmSJ4 Lord Of Da Things]].
** The ENTIRE intro, with all its ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' references.
** "Three to the dwarf lords, great Minecraftsmen of the mountain halls. And [[MemeticMutation NYAN, NYAN]] rings were given to the racist men, who, above all else, desired [[EveryoneIsGay men]]. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Mordor, the dark lord Mordor forged in secret a [[OverlyLongGag Mordor]] ring, to {{troll}} all others. WOW. But there were SUS!"
** "Isildor, son of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames the King]], took up his father's SAUCE!" *Sauron turns into a [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Creeper]], then explodes with the player damage sound effect from Minecraft* "The ring passed to Isildor, who had this one chance to [[GeniusBonus destroy]] [[Literature/TheIliad Troy]] forever!"
** "It betrayed Isildur...[[NoSympathy lol.]]"
** "History became legend. Legend became myth. Myth became Series/{{Mythbusters}}."
** "Frodoor, the dough!"
** "If you're referring to the furry dragon, I was out of the door."
** [[Main/NumberofTheBeast "Six, six, six.]] VERY GOOD YEAR."
** The hobbits [[StonersAreFunny smoking weed]].
** GUEST LIST:
*** Bags
*** Buffs
*** Toots
*** Brady Bunch
*** Rugs
*** Drugs
*** Lawnmowers
*** Boulders
*** Race Cars
** The year 3434 of the [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 34th]] age. It follows the 34th account of Isildur. I, King of 34th Gondor and the 34th finding of the [[OverlyLongGag 34th]] Ring of Power.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=RmiWh3MdnKk Some Screams Are At Cats]].
** "Get the [[CurseCutShort fuuUUUUUUUUuuf]]! Wow! [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JOOOOOOOOOOJ!]]"
** "DO IT, YOU [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames KING]], DO IT!!!" "Ok!"
** "Look at me! Look at me!" '''''[[BerserkButton DON'T STARE AT ME!!!!!]]'''''
** ''*cat sitting at computer, watching ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''*'' "WHAT THE [[SoundEffectBleep F***]] ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?!"
** "GET THE SUS!!! ''NUN!!!''"
** "YOU ARE A RAKE!!! YOU ARE A PIECE OF PIZZA!!! AY! AYA! AYA! I'M GOING TO MY CLOSET!!! ''PEW!!!''"
** "The whole world knows who you are now, Nick!" '''''[[DrivenToSuicide "I'M GOING TO JUMP!!!!!"]]'''''
** '''''Q!!!!!''''' DON'T STARE AT STAIRS!!!
** [[TheStinger The ending]], with the Nike commercial.
-->'''TourettesGuy:''' '''''JUST DO IT!!!!!'''''

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hmlvzg4zLA& Romney Puts On his Mitts]].
** "I know what it's like to hire {{Dikekike}}!"
** The Leopard Cat theme.
** "Freerf and [[Franchise/StarTrek enterprise]] are what..."
** "Create [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JOJs]], not jobs!"
** "We not only had a scandal to deal with, but also a vandal to deal with, but also a sandal to deal with... [[OverlyLongGag but also a]] [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast candle to deal with]]!"
** "[[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe We cut people in two]] [[ChainsawGood with a chainsaw!]]" '''''[[GoryDiscretionShot VROOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]]'''''
** "[[BrutalHonesty My legislature is]] [[SturgeonsLaw 85% crap!]]"
** "We believe in our future, we believe in ourselves, we believe in our shells, we believe in our [[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob Weebls]]!"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=GG6q5RrKUyU Obama Bails Out]].
** "In order to afford one Ford... five families would have to pay one dollar!"
** "Two hundred and ffffffffffffffffff'''''FIF'''''ty dollar tax cut for SUS!"
** "[[VideoGame/PacMan Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!]]"
** "Taking into account, the [[Series/SesameStreet Count]], the mammoth, the Franchise/MassEffect!"
** "It's not a plan to create jobs, it is not a plan to reduce the deficit, it is not a plan to build [[RunningGag the deficit]], it is not a plan to [[CallBack create JOJs]], it is not a plan to [[NobodyPoops defecate]], it is not a plan to sit, [[OverlyLongGag it is not a planet, it is not a plant, it is not a plan, it is not a PLALP...]]"
** "We don't need Florida, we don't need America, [[OmnicidalManiac we don't need the world!]]" '''''[[EarthShatteringKaboom KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!]]'''''
** "And that's why I'm running again to Payless!" (''cue picture of Obama running to Payless [=ShoeSource=]'')



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am_5KF2hsnQ "Arby's serves some Goog Moom Foof"]]
** "Arby's Chicken Cordon Bleu. Achoo. Chicken breast topped with ham and swiws on a sesame seed nun. Also try our mint chocolate squirrel shake."
** "Arra-- [[CaptainObvious It's food!]]"
** "Oven roasted, freshly sliced? Yeah, right."
** "Arby's-- [[TitleDrop It's Goog Moom Foof!]]"
** "...And tasty portobello sauce, [[RunningGag SUS, SUS, SUS...]]"
** "Suspenders! [[SamusIsAGirl He's a she!]] Jesus!" "♪[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Sandshreeeeew~]]♪"
** "People everywhere are discovering angus beef in a [[Creator/{{Cs188}} HoH SiS]] yay!"
** "[[RuleOfThree It's Doog Doom Doof!]]… Dude!"
** "[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 Oh no! Not the Ar-bees! Not the Ar-bees!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT2MWhUTycg "The Critic Critic Reviews The RooR"]]
** "[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner 'Hello, Nostalgia Critic! Well… This is it.' Worst. E-mail. Ever.]]"
** "Why am I downstairs, in the basement?" "Oh, Sssssssssssss." "Oh, okay."
** ''THE ROOR'' - Starring ''MOMMY WEAU''
-->'''Mommy Weau, as Johnny''': "The bank's a funny bank and they're using memes. [[RunningGag And memes used to be funny]]. [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir And I am Phillip Banks.]]"
** "And this is Denny's! You know that creepy guy who always looks at you funny at Subway? Yeah. He looks at you funny at Denny's apparently."
** "I'm not gonna question anything, but I am gonna play this music." (cue Nostalgia Critic's "Uh" to the tune of the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' game)
** "He's a pork. He provides forks for you."
** "And I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom." "I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom." "I'm not dying." "You're dying, mom."
*** "Johnny doesn't drink! I know he drinks, [[LogicBomb but he doesn't drink!]]"
** "Sus had better do sus [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames around here]]!"
** "Ohio!"
** [[RunningGag "Critic!" "AWAY WITH YOU!" *runs off crying*]]
** "THIS! IS AN X!" ''[an X flies into the screen]''
** "Let's go eat." "Oh, gee. Can we eat? I've never eaten before."
** "[[VisualPun YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!]]"
** "Meanwhile, sex."
** Replacing the "Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com" watermark with "[=ThatGuyWithTheGlands.com=]" on occasion.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YriKrrr3rCM "RadicalFaith360 Reviews the Doduo"]]
** "Super Turbo Sega Nintendo Genesis PC Graphics Engine 360"
** "Such as Minneapolis, New York, New Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Los York, [[ManipulativeEditing Lol York, Sos Angeles…]]"
** "You don't need… [[Creator/BillyMays a cabinet full of cleaners!]]"
** (''over a picture of a fashion model'') "This is the American model I'm showing you here. As you can see, it looks pretty slim and sexy, which is very nice. Furthermore…" (''picture zooms up to show the model has messed-up eyes'') "What the—" [test pattern]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYnKOFlgxeI The Ground Roundup]]"
** The rendition of the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' theme.
*** The note-swapping of the two "My Little Pony" lines.
-->♪Myyyyyyym
-->♪I used to wonder what could be
-->♪[[ContinuityNod Memes used to be funny]]
-->♪Bench, nun, fart, [[Videogame/{{Minecraft}} notch]]
-->♪[[{{Spoonerism}} Karing shindness]], it's an easy feat
-->♪[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And magic makes it magic]]
-->♪Myyyyyym, don't you know you're all my very best frieeeeeeeirf♪
** Twilight Sparkle: Jack, you're a failure.

to:

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am_5KF2hsnQ "Arby's serves some Goog Moom Foof"]]
** "Arby's Chicken Cordon Bleu. Achoo. Chicken breast topped with ham and swiws
com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0#! 24601 Releases a Sammich on a sesame seed nun. Also try our mint chocolate squirrel shake."
** "Arra-- [[CaptainObvious It's food!]]"
** "Oven roasted, freshly sliced? Yeah, right."
** "Arby's-- [[TitleDrop It's Goog Moom Foof!]]"
** "...And tasty portobello sauce, [[RunningGag SUS, SUS, SUS...]]"
** "Suspenders! [[SamusIsAGirl He's a she!]] Jesus!" "♪[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Sandshreeeeew~]]♪"
** "People everywhere are discovering angus beef in a [[Creator/{{Cs188}} HoH SiS]] yay!"
** "[[RuleOfThree It's Doog Doom Doof!]]… Dude!"
** "[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 Oh no! Not the Ar-bees! Not the Ar-bees!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT2MWhUTycg "The Critic Critic Reviews The RooR"]]
** "[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner 'Hello, Nostalgia Critic! Well… This is it.' Worst. E-mail. Ever.]]"
** "Why am I downstairs, in the basement?" "Oh, Sssssssssssss." "Oh, okay."
** ''THE ROOR'' - Starring ''MOMMY WEAU''
-->'''Mommy Weau, as Johnny''': "The bank's a funny bank and they're using memes. [[RunningGag And memes used to be funny]]. [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir And I am Phillip Banks.]]"
** "And this is Denny's! You know that creepy guy who always looks at you funny at Subway? Yeah. He looks at you funny at Denny's apparently."
** "I'm not gonna question anything, but I am gonna play this music." (cue Nostalgia Critic's "Uh" to the tune of the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' game)
** "He's a pork. He provides forks for you."
** "And I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom." "I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom." "I'm not dying." "You're dying, mom."
*** "Johnny doesn't drink! I know he drinks, [[LogicBomb but he doesn't drink!]]"
** "Sus had better do sus [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames around here]]!"
** "Ohio!"
** [[RunningGag "Critic!" "AWAY WITH YOU!" *runs off crying*]]
** "THIS! IS AN X!" ''[an X flies into the screen]''
** "Let's go eat." "Oh, gee. Can we eat? I've never eaten before."
** "[[VisualPun YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!]]"
** "Meanwhile, sex."
** Replacing the "Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com" watermark with "[=ThatGuyWithTheGlands.com=]" on occasion.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YriKrrr3rCM "RadicalFaith360 Reviews the Doduo"]]
** "Super Turbo Sega Nintendo Genesis PC Graphics Engine 360"
** "Such as Minneapolis, New York, New Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Los York, [[ManipulativeEditing Lol York, Sos Angeles…]]"
** "You don't need… [[Creator/BillyMays a cabinet full of cleaners!]]"
** (''over a picture of a fashion model'') "This is the American model I'm showing you here. As you can see, it looks pretty slim and sexy, which is very nice. Furthermore…" (''picture zooms up to show the model has messed-up eyes'') "What the—" [test pattern]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYnKOFlgxeI The Ground Roundup]]"
** The rendition of the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' theme.
*** The note-swapping of the two "My Little Pony" lines.
-->♪Myyyyyyym
-->♪I used to wonder what could be
-->♪[[ContinuityNod Memes used to be funny]]
-->♪Bench, nun, fart, [[Videogame/{{Minecraft}} notch]]
-->♪[[{{Spoonerism}} Karing shindness]], it's an easy feat
-->♪[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And magic makes it magic]]
-->♪Myyyyyym, don't you know you're all my very best frieeeeeeeirf♪
** Twilight Sparkle: Jack, you're a failure.
Parole]].



-->'''Apple Bloom''': What's it say?
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': It's from Jack. "Family and friends. Soon." That's all there is.
-->'''Apple Bloom''': Jack's Jack?
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': What do you mean, Jack? She luls!
-->'''Granny Smith''': And she luls.
-->'''Apple Bloom''': [[RuleOfThree And she luls!]]
** "I'm glad we're finally gonna get some applejacks." ([[UnreadablyFastText Old joke is old, I know.]])
** '''Twilight Sparkle''': "Look, girls!" (picture turns swirled) "Swirls!"

to:

-->'''Apple Bloom''': What's -->'''Javert''': Get me a sandwich! *Valjean hands him a sandwich.* NOM NOM NOM NOM.
-->'''Valjean''': I stole a breeeeeeead!
-->'''Javert''': [[{{BerserkButton}} Die!]] *Shoots Valjean with [[{{BrickJoke}} the gun.]]*
** "[[{{VideoGame/TeamFortress2}} 2FOOOOOORT]]!"
** This exchange as well:
-->'''Valjean''': My name is Jaj [=ValJaj=]!
-->'''Javert''': And I'm Jajvert!
** "Unless, you learn the meaning of NAAAARROOSHISSSNOOIZ!"
-->'''Valjean''': "The meaning of EEESSNEYZOOOO..."
** Literature/LesMiserables ''dubstep''. It has to be heard to be believed.
** "You're [[NunTooHoly a dangerous nun!]]"
** "Yes,
it say?
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': It's
means I'm breeeeead!"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v5s4uMXNsM A Nun Sings About Topography]]
** "[[CaptainObvious The hills are hills.]]"
** "I want to be stoned, I want to trip balls, I want to be high."
*** "[[Website/{{Reddit}} I want to browse /r/trees.]]"
** "Toot."
** "With the sound of Music/{{Muse}}."
*** [[RunningGag "I want your hearrrrrrrt"]]
** And I'll eaaat one s'mooooore...

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[[folder: Pop Music YTP]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZzpXLj68Sk The 80's Kinda Sucked a Little Bit]]
** Creator/JohnnyDepp reading ''Literature/IAmAmericaAndSoCanYou''
** The Music/{{Aha}} part ending with the Rick Roll.
** The part with Film/RiskyBusiness

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsTFacsef0A The 90's were a point in time]]
** [[Music/{{Nirvana}} PILLOW, PIL]][[{{Mondegreen}} LOW, PILLOW]]
** [[Music/SouljaBoy YOUUUUUUU]] [[Music/{{Weezer}} (Arnold's, drive, in, chicken)]]
** [[Music/BackstreetBoys Ain't nothin' but a fart/ain't nothin' but a steak!]]
** [[Music/BritneySpears Oh baby, baby]] ''[Joe Biden pops up]'' [[{{Mondegreen}} BIDEN, BIDEN]]...
** [[BlackComedy "Hit my baby one more time!"]]
** [[Music/MCHammer Stop!...]] [[spoiler: [[TheStinger ham time!]]]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuc379AWq-Q The 2000s were a Decade, Century, and Millennium]]
** [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} "DON'T SHOP."]]
** [[Music/DeLaSoul "It's my chocolate attack!"]] (Franchise/{{Pokemon}} game screenshot shows De La Soul attacking 2D with chocolates)
** [[Music/{{Coldplay}} "I used to play]] ''[[VideoGame/StarWarsTheForceUnleashed The Force Unleashed]]'', but I discovered that it sucked! Now in the morning I play Mario!" *the opening of "Viva La Vida" is played sped up with Chris Martin flashing colors* ''[[note]] it sounds like the Starman jingle
from Jack. "Family Super Mario Bros. when sped up[[/note]]''
** "[[Music/LadyGaga I wanna]] [[ToiletHumor doo-doo in Texas place.]]"
** "P-p-p-[[VisualPun poke her face]], p-p-poke her face!" (obligatory)
** "I'll get him a car!" ''(VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 theme plays)''
** "I wanna roll with -- [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic the gangstas, but sooos.]]
** "No, you can't read my POPE!"
** "A little gay is fun when you're Russian!"
** "Russian roulette is not roulette,
and friends. Soon." That's if it's not roulette, it isn't fun."
** "Chicken muffin, [[VisualPun chicken muffin!"]]
** "To perform for you tonight...[[Music/OutKast Andre]], Andre, Andre... and Andre."
** The fans' cheering getting louder and completely drowning out the performance.
** "My baby don't mess around because she don't know how...[[BastardBoyfriend my baby don't know s***!]]"
** My baby is killin' me right now!
** '''ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...'''
** [[Music/KanyeWest Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger,]] [[ImmediateSelfContradiction but she a gold digger.]]
** My best friend says she used to *bleep* my best friend Usher!
** "Get down, girl, go 'head, get ''[[TheTourettesGuy THE F*** DOWN!!!]]''"
*** A gag that came just a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcjXFIPbHxc bit too late]]: [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Shut up and take my money!]]
** [[Music/{{Eminem}} Lol...]] '''F-YOU'''
** "One shot. One opportunity. [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} One Pikachu]], would you capture it?
** "His mom's a [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy!]]"
*** "He's nervous, but on the surface [[MemeticMutation his body is ready!]]"
** "He opens his mouth, but the VOMIT won't come out! He vomits
all there is.
-->'''Apple Bloom''': Jack's Jack?
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': What do
over the whole crowd!" ''[cue Eminem vomiting from "Just Lose It"]'' "[[{{Squick}} Everybody's grossed out now!]]"
** "Snap back to reality! [[Music/{{PSY}} Op, op, op, op, Oppa whoa!]]"
** You only get one shot. ''YOU DO NOT GET TWO SHOTS.''
** "But hold your nose, 'cuz here goes the Coca-Cola!"
** [[Music/MCHammer "Alright,]] [[ArcWords stop...]] [[spoiler:[[CallBack Pajama time!"]]]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9xRYAcZ7c Call Me Beep Me Maybe When You're Sober]]
** ''"[[{{Music/Blondie}} Color me]]'' [[{{Film/Titanic 1997}} like one of your Frerf girls.]]"
** "Color me a cat."
*** ''"Colored baby!"''
** ''"[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I'm your basic average girl. And I'm basic, and I'm average, and I'm girl.]]"''
** ''"[[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea You can't stop me 'cause I'm Kim Jong-il]]"''
** ''"[[CaptainObvious Call me call me if
you mean, Jack? She luls!
-->'''Granny Smith''': And she luls.
-->'''Apple Bloom''': [[RuleOfThree And she luls!]]
want to call me, when you wanna call me that's okay]]"''
*** '''"beepbeepbeepbeep"'''
** "I'm glad we're finally gonna get some applejacks." ([[UnreadablyFastText Old joke is old, ''"[[ToiletHumor I know.]])
threw up in the well, I looked at you and now you're in my puke]]"''
** '''Twilight Sparkle''': "Look, girls!" (picture turns swirled) "Swirls!"
''"Here's my baby, [[Creator/ValveSoftware so call me Gaben]]"''
** ''"[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Hey I just met you, and I just met you, but I just met you, so '''i just met you''']]"''
** [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim FUS RO DAH!]]
** ''"You love memes? Come find Memebase"''
** ''"You love beer with mead!"''
** '''''CALL ME.''''' [[Music/{{Blondie}} Call me]] [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible beep me]] [[Music/CarlyRaeJepsen maybe]] [[Music/{{Evanescence}} when]] [[TitleDrop you're so]][[SubvertedTrope os]]--



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxCKTv6G7Yg SusSetter Retractable Awnaw]]
** "It keeps our patio [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess about 20% cooler.]]" (cue picture of Rainbow Dash)
** "Transformers!"
** "Call now to get the [[Creator/{{Cs188}} HoH SiS]] story, [[Film/TheRoom Mark]]."

* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1uydQwXVFY My Little Pwn: Friendship is Frerfship]]"
** '''Pinkie Pie''': Glance EEEEEEEEE!
** '''Apple Bloom''': Applejack, I'm a baby! I can take care of my sus!
** This:
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Now, tell me, what exactly have you actually seen Zecora do?
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': Well… (''long silence, fidgets and rolls her eyes, starts to say something but goes quiet'')
-->'''Twilight''': Ooh… (''starts talking backwards'')
** '''Applejack''': That filly little silly!
** '''Rarity''': Ugh, I look like a bull! Nice decorations...if you like pee!
** The Creator/{{TBS}} logo showing up when Appletini says "Very funny."
** This:
-->'''Pinkie Pie''': Don't you agree, Fluttershy?
-->'''Fluttershy''': (''deep voice'') I don't wanna talk about it.
-->(''everypony laughs'')

* "[[http://youtu.be/PwLDEnjUfcw Cinnamon Bunglasses at Night]]"
** "I wear my [[VisualPun sauce glasses]] at night... Sauce, sauce, can"
** "I wear my sauces at night so I can [[VisualPun sew]]"
** Corey Hart shooting lasers out of his eyes
** "In this video I'm going to show you how to make [[MemeticMutation sus]] that [[ShapedLikeItself looks just like sus]]."
** "I farted. LOL"
** "[[RunningGag And now I'm just squeezing it...]]"
** "I cut up [[Music/MichaelJackson Michael's]] face" (''crunch'') "RIP Michael"
** "Vanilla and butternut. Um, butternut. '''''Um, butternut.'''''"
** "In this video I'm going to show you how to make alcohol. Aynonaynonaynonay. And it smells really good, kinda like [[{{Squick}} mold]]."
** "To make this cinnamon roll look a little more realistic, I'm [[ComicallyMissingThePoint going to make a real cinnamon roll, and then I'm just gonna paint it.]]"
** "[[TheStinger I mixed in yellow food coloring]] ''[[RepeatCut Yellow food coloring]].''"

to:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcU_zaLZ25U Poom Poom Bow]] (audio is muted)
** "[[Music/LadyGaga Gaga.]] Got a kitty cat. Got a Kit Kat."
** "[[LiteralMinded Rockin' them beats]]"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxCKTv6G7Yg SusSetter Retractable Awnaw]]
com/watch?v=s0K5kJgl0zU Cee Lo Green Remembers When He Forgets You]]
** "It keeps our patio [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess about 20% cooler.]]" (cue picture of Rainbow Dash)
"I remember when, I remember, I remember, I remember, I—" "[[Music/AlanJackson Remember when…]]"
** "Transformers!"
** "Call now to
"I'm sorry, [[Creator/{{CS188}} I can't afford an Atari]], but that don't mean I can't get the [[Creator/{{Cs188}} HoH SiS]] story, [[Film/TheRoom Mark]]."

you an Xbox"
** "And all that you have in life…" (box of Life cereal appears)

* "[[http://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1uydQwXVFY My Little Pwn: Friendship is Frerfship]]"
com/watch?v=MDcGec14-Xw Taylor Swiftly Removes Her Spectacles]]
** '''Pinkie Pie''': Glance EEEEEEEEE!
"You're on the phone…" (song ends)
** '''Apple Bloom''': Applejack, "You're on the phone with your cheer captain and I'm a baby! I can take care of my sus!
** This:
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Now, tell me, what exactly have you actually seen Zecora do?
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': Well… (''long silence, fidgets
on the phone with your girlfriend, she's obsessed, and rolls her eyes, starts to say something but goes quiet'')
-->'''Twilight''': Ooh… (''starts talking backwards'')
** '''Applejack''': That filly little silly!
** '''Rarity''': Ugh, I look like a bull! Nice decorations...if you like pee!
** The Creator/{{TBS}} logo showing up when Appletini says "Very funny.
she's going off about sus."
** This:
-->'''Pinkie Pie''': Don't you agree, Fluttershy?
-->'''Fluttershy''': (''deep voice'')
"She wears short skirts, I don't wanna talk about it.
-->(''everypony laughs'')

* "[[http://youtu.be/PwLDEnjUfcw Cinnamon Bunglasses at Night]]"
** "I
wear my [[VisualPun sauce glasses]] at night... Sauce, sauce, can"
** "I wear my sauces at night so I can [[VisualPun sew]]"
** Corey Hart shooting lasers out of his eyes
** "In this video
short shirts, she's short captain and I'm going to show you how to make [[MemeticMutation sus]] that [[ShapedLikeItself looks just like sus]].on the Manga/{{Bleach}}."
** "I farted. LOL"
** "[[RunningGag And now I'm just squeezing it...]]"
** "I cut up [[Music/MichaelJackson Michael's]] face" (''crunch'') "RIP Michael"
** "Vanilla and butternut. Um, butternut. '''''Um, butternut.'''''"
** "In
"…thinkin' to myself, Hey, isn't this video I'm going to show you how to make alcohol. Aynonaynonaynonay. And it smells really good, kinda like [[{{Squick}} mold]].a park bench? ''Film/EasyA''."
** "To make "She wears hah heels, [[VisualPun I wear Snickers]]"
** "Wearing hipster glasses? Too mainstream."
** '''Taylor:''' I Love You.\\
'''Guy:''' [[IncompatibleOrientation I Love Men.]]\\
(''both awkwardly leave the party'')

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SuSfo-Src You're mad, Dishcord]]
** Music/CarlySimon's trollface.
** ''[[WMG/YoureSoVainTheories "You're sos, you probably think
this cinnamon roll look a little more realistic, I'm [[ComicallyMissingThePoint song is about sos."]]''
*** ''"I bet you think this song is about you, [[RepeatCut don't you? don't you? don't you? don't you?]]"''
** "[[Franchise/FinalFantasy Cloud's]] in my coffee"
** ''"[[Music/TheLivingTombstone Terrible sos is
going to make a real cinnamon roll, down, through the Tire Town]]"''
** '''"[[GratuitousDiscoSequence DISCO!]]"'''
** Flynn Adam answers 'hash brownies' phone call.
** "[[RepeatCut OK, OK, OK, OK, OK,]] [[{{Mondegreen}} Oh K.O. Kay…]]" (''Kay Jewelers logo appears'') "[[{{Mondegreen}} …Oak, eh?]]" (''picture of [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Professor Oak]] appears'')
** ''"I do the dishes, you know I love dishes"''
*** ''"You know I love trash"''
*** ''"You know I love Kisses"''
*** ''"[[RunningGag You know I LOL]]"''
** ''"Their glasses are filling up their glasses"''
** ''"[[PedoHunt And I feel every child]]"'' '''[[CensoredForComedy CUT TO TEST SCREEN]]'''
*** ''"[[ChildHater Every child should die]]"'' '''[[CensoredForComedy CUT TO TEST SCREEN AGAIN]]'''

* [[http://youtu.be/VH1TaF8L7kE Hagrid
and then I'm just gonna paint it.]]"
Jesus give Reginald Van Hook a slap in the face]]
** "[[TheStinger I mixed in yellow food coloring]] ''[[RepeatCut Yellow food coloring]].''"
"The [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment bees and the bees]]"
** [[VideoGame/GuitarHero STAR POWER ACTIVATED!]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Television and Commercial YTP]]



* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQOzSlqx8FY The Sharkshank Redemption]]" (edited and re-uploaded on DaThings1's alternate account as "Who are the Sarksh?)"
** The introductions of the sharks:
--> "Kevin O'Leary is a cat who turned a $10 loan into a sauce business worth $4."
--> "Lori Greiner, the Queen of Bruce, holds over half a dollar."
--> "Daymond John is [[Literature/TheJungleBook Mowgli]]."
--> "Robert Herjajerc, the son of an immigrant factory worker.
--> "And Mark Cuban, the outspoken owner of Kevin O'Leary."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0#! 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole]].
** This exchange:
-->'''Javert''': Get me a sandwich! *Valjean hands him a sandwich.* NOM NOM NOM NOM.
-->'''Valjean''': I stole a breeeeeeead!
-->'''Javert''': [[{{BerserkButton}} Die!]] *Shoots Valjean with [[{{BrickJoke}} the gun.]]*
** "[[{{VideoGame/TeamFortress2}} 2FOOOOOORT]]!"
** This exchange as well:
-->'''Valjean''': My name is Jaj [=ValJaj=]!
-->'''Javert''': And I'm Jajvert!
** "Unless, you learn the meaning of NAAAARROOSHISSSNOOIZ!"
-->'''Valjean''': "The meaning of EEESSNEYZOOOO..."
** Literature/LesMiserables ''dubstep''. It has to be heard to be believed.
** "You're [[NunTooHoly a dangerous nun!]]"
** "Yes, it means I'm breeeeead!"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTbkB3ATWCQ Here's an Eye]]
** "In case you're sus, we'll do [[VisualPun a little 'recap']]."
** "NNN NNN NNN"
** Epic Sax Guy.
** "Also Creator/TaraStrong's mouth."
** "Every exercise program I know about, works." ''[roll credits]''
-->'''Director:''' Ox Bellows
-->'''Producer:''' [[MemeticMutation Jaj]] [=McFrerf=]
** "I taught a renowned plastic surgeon [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment how to do plastic surgery]]."
** "The muscles are [[ShapedLikeItself just like the muscles]]"
** "We're going to [[VisualPun stretch the face]], we're gonna exer[[MemeticMutation sauce]], and we're gonna [[SummoningRitual bring blood to the altar.]] ''It's the most cleansing thing you can do....''
** "The name of the technique is called the LLLLL-LLLLLLL-LLLLL."
** The creepy deep breathing is accompanied by evil spirits flying out of the woman's mouth.
** [[LogoJoke Average Entertainment - a Sus Nun Company]]
** "For those who don't believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Rap Rat, the Easter Rat, the Santa Bunny, the Rap Santa, the Rar Rar, or the [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Rap Easter Santa Bunny Rat]]"
** "Yeah, Jamaican! Ooh, I'm legend [[Series/HowIMetYourMother wait for it .... daryrary.]]"
** "[[TheStinger I don't know what to say to this, so I'm not gonna say anything.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjhhs6GcUx0 Jej Dry]]
** "He gets Aldi."
** "Once a month for spps spaps sparkling Klingons."
** "That was this, this was that, that was that, this was this."
** "Add Jet Dry, with Jet Dry!"
** "Your dishwasher [[ShapedLikeItself was your dishwasher!]]"
** "That's what I call This."
** "Jet Dry. The besh."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfn1vPJ1JP8 Date Mystery]]
** "Don't be lame!"
** "[[RecursiveReality Open the door Open the door Open the door Open the door]]"
** "It's [=MyssyM=] Date Date Date! The thrilling new Milton Bradley game that's just [[OverlyLongGag for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you]]. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Not you!]] Dod, sus."
** "Fun and ''fun'' and '''''fun''''' and prizes--that's [=MyssyM=]. Remember, Bradley makes the worst games, sauce."
** "Will your Mystery Date be a man, [[BiTheWay or a girl?]]" ''(dreamy sigh)''
** "Get Mystery Date, for UsefulNotes/WiiU."
** "[[TheStinger Answer the door. Answer the door. Girls, answer the door.]]" [[spoiler:[[JumpScare MYSTERY!]]]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx7O8G7DFRE Burgers and Greens]]
** "Let me tell you why friends tell friends to tell friends to tell ''Series/{{Friends}}''…"
** "I'm a burger."
** "I disable people."

to:

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQOzSlqx8FY The Sharkshank Redemption]]" (edited and re-uploaded on DaThings1's alternate account as "Who are the Sarksh?)"
** The introductions of the sharks:
--> "Kevin O'Leary is a cat who turned a $10 loan into a sauce business worth $4."
--> "Lori Greiner, the Queen of Bruce, holds over half a dollar."
--> "Daymond John is [[Literature/TheJungleBook Mowgli]]."
--> "Robert Herjajerc, the son of an immigrant factory worker.
--> "And Mark Cuban, the outspoken owner of Kevin O'Leary."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0#! 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole]].
com/watch?v=MhzUce3rSIQ Hot Dogs, LSD and Hot Dogs]]
** This exchange:
-->'''Javert''': Get me a sandwich! *Valjean hands him a sandwich.* NOM NOM NOM NOM.
-->'''Valjean''':
The title changes from "CASE STUDY: LSD" to "CASE STUDY: DSL", "EASY STUDS ON LSD", and "CASEY SAYS LOL".
** "This guy
I stole a breeeeeeead!
-->'''Javert''': [[{{BerserkButton}} Die!]] *Shoots Valjean
went to school with [[{{BrickJoke}} asked me if I want to try some acid, and I took off screaming down the gun.]]*
street." *TheEnd*
** "[[{{VideoGame/TeamFortress2}} 2FOOOOOORT]]!"
"I was pretty jacked up on sauce, so I decided to try it, and I dropped it. (sound of shattering glass)
** This exchange as well:
-->'''Valjean''': My name is Jaj [=ValJaj=]!
-->'''Javert''':
"I don't know what I was doing, whatever. But I kept sitting there waiting, and waiting and waiting, and waiting [[OverlyLongGag and waiting, and waiting and]] I don't know what I was waiting, and waiting for, [[ComicBook/TheFlash a flash]] or [[RushLimbaugh a rush]]. WOWOWOWOWWOW"
** "I was very hung.
And I'm Jajvert!
** "Unless, you learn
I had put mustard and ketchup and relish and ketchard and retchup and mulish the meaning of NAAAARROOSHISSSNOOIZ!"
-->'''Valjean''': "The meaning of EEESSNEYZOOOO...
usual. I put the hotdog into my dog's mouth, and somebody started screaming..."
** Literature/LesMiserables ''dubstep''. It has to be heard to be believed.
** "You're [[NunTooHoly a dangerous nun!]]"
** "Yes, it means I'm breeeeead!"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTbkB3ATWCQ Here's an Eye]]
** "In case you're sus, we'll do [[VisualPun a little 'recap']]."
** "NNN NNN NNN"
** Epic Sax Guy.
** "Also Creator/TaraStrong's mouth."
** "Every exercise program I know about, works." ''[roll credits]''
-->'''Director:''' Ox Bellows
-->'''Producer:''' [[MemeticMutation Jaj]] [=McFrerf=]
** "I taught a renowned plastic surgeon [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment how got the hotdog up to do plastic surgery]]."
** "The muscles are
my mom. And I looked down on the hotdog and there was [[ShapedLikeItself just like the muscles]]"
a hotdog]]." (girl goes terrified, vendor goes Creator/NicolasCage rageface)
** "We're going to [[VisualPun stretch the face]], we're gonna exer[[MemeticMutation sauce]], "And I stood there with this hotdog and we're gonna [[SummoningRitual bring blood to the altar.]] ''It's the most cleansing thing you can do....''
** "The name of the technique is called the LLLLL-LLLLLLL-LLLLL."
** The creepy deep breathing is accompanied by evil spirits flying out of the woman's mouth.
** [[LogoJoke Average Entertainment - a Sus Nun Company]]
** "For those who don't believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Rap Rat, the Easter Rat, the Santa Bunny, the Rap Santa, the Rar Rar, or the [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Rap Easter Santa Bunny Rat]]"
** "Yeah, Jamaican! Ooh, I'm legend [[Series/HowIMetYourMother wait for it .... daryrary.]]"
** "[[TheStinger I don't
asked Terry, 'You know what to say to this, so I'm not gonna say anything.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjhhs6GcUx0 Jej Dry]]
** "He gets Aldi."
** "Once a month for spps spaps sparkling Klingons."
** "That was this,
this was that, that was that, this was this."
hotdog?' And he says, "'''''[[GirlyScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH]]'''''""
** "Add Jet Dry, with Jet Dry!"
** "Your dishwasher [[ShapedLikeItself was your dishwasher!]]"
** "That's what I call This."
** "Jet Dry. The besh."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfn1vPJ1JP8 Date Mystery]]
** "Don't be lame!"
** "[[RecursiveReality Open the door Open the door Open the door Open the door]]"
** "It's [=MyssyM=] Date Date Date! The thrilling new Milton Bradley game that's just [[OverlyLongGag for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you]]. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Not you!]] Dod, sus."
** "Fun and ''fun'' and '''''fun''''' and prizes--that's [=MyssyM=]. Remember, Bradley makes the worst games, sauce."
** "Will your Mystery Date be a man, [[BiTheWay or a girl?]]" ''(dreamy sigh)''
** "Get Mystery Date, for UsefulNotes/WiiU."
** "[[TheStinger Answer the door. Answer the door. Girls, answer the door.]]" [[spoiler:[[JumpScare MYSTERY!]]]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx7O8G7DFRE Burgers and Greens]]
** "Let me tell you why friends tell friends to tell friends to tell ''Series/{{Friends}}''…"
** "I'm a burger."
**
[[BlackComedy "I disable people."
realized I had murdered my friend Terry. Lol."]]
** And I was jumping on this hotdog in the middle of Hotdog Street...



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcU_zaLZ25U Poom Poom Bow]] (audio is muted)
** "[[Music/LadyGaga Gaga.]] Got a kitty cat. Got a Kit Kat."
** "[[LiteralMinded Rockin' them beats]]"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0K5kJgl0zU Cee Lo Green Remembers When He Forgets You]]
** "I remember when, I remember, I remember, I remember, I—" "[[Music/AlanJackson Remember when…]]"
** "I'm sorry, [[Creator/{{CS188}} I can't afford an Atari]], but that don't mean I can't get you an Xbox"
** "And all that you have in life…" (box of Life cereal appears)

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iH0jhQVpOg Taking the Watch Five]]
** "What'sus everybody? I'm Vest Aecabeedo, and you are ''[[ShapedLikeItself you]]''."
** The CreatorCameo
** "Attention Allah, [[NamesTheSame you are God.]]"
** "You are watching ''My Little Pony''."
** "And we really need volunteers that will fit inside easter eggs."
** The running gag about the [[ToiletHumor pee tent]].
** "I'm gonna kick Ringo. Hey, where's Ringo? This isn't funny, man! Who took my favorite [[Music/TheBeatles Beatle?]] WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU. >:C"
** "Are you thinking about getting baptised in dog poo? Well now's your chance."
** "We've created a number of Reese's..."
** "You are watching the [[RunningGag Cake Fight]]"
** [[OverlyLongGag ...Grove City, Grove City, Grove City, Grove City, Grove City]], and ''[[SpellMyNameWithAThe the]]'' Grove City
** "During the month of July there are [[ByNoIMeanYes no Wednesday nights, however, there'll still be Wednesday nights]]."
** "You are watching the [[RunningGag Take]] FAAF, and remember, [[TakeThat don't watch]] ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''." ''[gets fries thrown at him]'' (Your reaction to that joke)
** "...and you are [[TitleDrop taking the Watch Five]]."
** "I'm [[RunningGag Dave Speedo, and you are watching]] Music/TheJacksonFive."
** "[[TheStinger Did you know I have hair? Well, now you know.]]"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIziGzBgVfs The Flowolf]]
** "Hi. [[VisualPun I'm high.]]" ([[Creator/CS188 Aren't I just so original?]])
*** "Hi, I'm [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Brian]]."
*** "Hi, I'm [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Colin Mochrie]]."
*** "Hi, I'm Briarb Lollins."
** "Proper sus is the key to getting sucky-looking haircuts. With no hair." ''[[[{{Beat}} beat]]]'' "I f**king hate getting haircuts."
** "[[RunningGag Ab-sleuth-ly.]]"
** "I never look as if I need a haircut, and I never look as if I need a haircut, and I never need a haircut, and I need get a haircut, and I never LUL."
** "[[{{Mondegreen}} Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck.]] It's [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} super effective]]."
** "With the Flowolf, you can cut a mammoth. And of course, we're talking about an elephant."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhzUce3rSIQ Hot Dogs, LSD and Hot Dogs]]
** The title changes from "CASE STUDY: LSD" to "CASE STUDY: DSL", "EASY STUDS ON LSD", and "CASEY SAYS LOL".
** "This guy I went to school with asked me if I want to try some acid, and I took off screaming down the street." *TheEnd*
** "I was pretty jacked up on sauce, so I decided to try it, and I dropped it. (sound of shattering glass)
** "I don't know what I was doing, whatever. But I kept sitting there waiting, and waiting and waiting, and waiting [[OverlyLongGag and waiting, and waiting and]] I don't know what I was waiting, and waiting for, [[ComicBook/TheFlash a flash]] or [[RushLimbaugh a rush]]. WOWOWOWOWWOW"
** "I was very hung. And I had put mustard and ketchup and relish and ketchard and retchup and mulish the usual. I put the hotdog into my dog's mouth, and somebody started screaming..."
** "I got the hotdog up to my mom. And I looked down on the hotdog and there was [[ShapedLikeItself a hotdog]]." (girl goes terrified, vendor goes Creator/NicolasCage rageface)
** "And I stood there with this hotdog and asked Terry, 'You know this hotdog?' And he says, "'''''[[GirlyScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH]]'''''""
** [[BlackComedy "I realized I had murdered my friend Terry. Lol."]]
** And I was jumping on this hotdog in the middle of Hotdog Street...

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v5s4uMXNsM A Nun Sings About Topography]]
** "[[CaptainObvious The hills are hills.]]"
** "I want to be stoned, I want to trip balls, I want to be high."
*** "[[Website/{{Reddit}} I want to browse /r/trees.]]"
** "Toot."
** "With the sound of Music/{{Muse}}."
*** [[RunningGag "I want your hearrrrrrrt"]]
** And I'll eaaat one s'mooooore...

* [[http://youtu.be/To2qGidkO_w Ticycle Bires and Schrader Valves]]
** "The first thing to note is that [[CaptainObvious there are two wheels on a bicycle]]."
** "[[InherentlyFunnyWords Schrader valves]]"
** "Make sure you got good tension, then [[FlippingTheBird flip off the lever]]"
** "All you need to do is hold the ... hold the ... '''[[Music/{{Toto}} LINE!]]'''"
*** "This will prevent [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Pops]]."
** "Then we can begin to pump up the bass." ''(cue StupidStatementDanceMix)''
** "Then you got the [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Dustox]]."
** "[[Creator/{{Valve}} Valves]] tend to be fatter." ''[cue picture of Gabe Newell]''
** "We gotta push the needle, so that you can so" ("[[CallBack So I can sew...]]")

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V1BG3CEu5o Lilly Mays Endorses Solicitation]]
** "Hi, Creator/BillyMays here for Music/{{Psy}}!"
** The opening, which sets a bit of "Gentleman" to the opening bassline of "[[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Scream and]] [[Music/BritneySpears Shout]]"
** "[[MondeGreen PSYCH!]]"
** A video of [[WebVideo/FilthyFrank Pink Guy]] being chroma-keyed into the floor.
** "Hi, Creator/BillyMays here to share with you, the most important product I have ever endorsed: [[MundaneMadeAwesome Cheese for everyone!]]"
** "If you're one of the uninsured… weak!"
** "Have your rates gone up? Have you been turned up? Have you been turned into an orange?" "[[Creator/JimGaffigan Well, at least I'm an orange.]]"
** "Eevee Series/DoctorWho, perverts, saucepital stays, surgery, blood [[WordSaladHumor tet nolb]], XXX, Billy Mays, Ketchups, Music/BillyRayCyrus, Eternity, ''Film/TheRoom'', and [[{{Spoonerism}} Soos Mum Roar!]]"
** "And affordable--elbadroffa eye candy is something I'm really passionate about. And I'm not talking about some Internet floozy, I'm talking about the real deal. And when I say the real deal, I mean [[YourMom your mom]]'s ''SUUUUUUUURE TO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!''"
** "And when I say affordable, I mean, you can actually [[VisualPun afford a bull!]]"
** "Hi [[TitleDrop Lilly Mays]] here for the Minnie Gloves!" (That's when I knew I was done) "[[TheStinger Whatever!]]"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBW1AxorWfE Strong Bad goes to Trot Con 97']]
** "Bronies? That doesn't sound like anything I want to be a part of! Ladies in skimpy pony costumes? That sounds like everything I want to be a part of!"
*** "Ladies in sauce costumes? That sounds like [[ShapedLikeItself sauce!]]"
** "Ladies in skimpy outfits should be hanging out with [=DaThings=], and to a lesser degree [[LongList football players and rappers]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs and rapball players and footers]] [[LongList and rap rats and...]] Homestar Runner?"
** "All I know is we're hanging out at Trot-con '97." "It's two-thousand-faaf."
** "[[TheStinger So here we are at Trot-]]'''''[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan KHAAAAAAAN!!!]]'''''"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI9MZkxCDFY Wilford Brimley Loses the Game]]
** '''''PSYCH''''' Also available in the newest alternate version on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEYgYGZoxKE Website/YouTube]] '''''UNPSYCH'''''
** "This presentation is brought to you by Liberty [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Medic]]al, helping you to '''''Get a Life'''''."
** "Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I would like to *** you for a few minutes. I'm gonna give you diabeetus."
** "....brought to you by Liberty Bell, helping you to die."
** "I'm [[Series/{{Wilfred}} Wilford]] Brimley and I would like to talk to you about diabeetus."
** "If you're over five, have diabetes, and are on Medicare, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames you must die]]."
** "I lost all my energy, I lost my family, I lost all my ice cream and apple pie, and I think the most important thing is, [[TitleDrop I Lost]] [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-game the game]]. And alo-o-ong the tra-a-ail you're gonna die. I would encourage all of you to die."
** "I like to say, 'we will, we will [[Music/{{Queen}} rock you....uoy]].'"
** "[[RuleOfThree This presentation has been brought to by]] WesternAnimation/LittleBill. Help me, help me please, HELP ME!"
** "Thanks for your time. Have a good day. PSYCH! You knew that was comin'."
** "You oughta be laughing at my life."
** Zombie Wilford Brimley.
** "Well, if you have diabeetus, I don't care."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDcGec14-Xw Taylor Swiftly Removes Her Spectacles]]
** "You're on the phone…" (song ends)
** "You're on the phone with your cheer captain and I'm on the phone with your girlfriend, she's obsessed, and she's going off about sus."
** "She wears short skirts, I wear short shirts, she's short captain and I'm on the Manga/{{Bleach}}."
** "…thinkin' to myself, Hey, isn't this a park bench? ''Film/EasyA''."
** "She wears hah heels, [[VisualPun I wear Snickers]]"
** "Wearing hipster glasses? Too mainstream."
** '''Taylor:''' I Love You.\\
'''Guy:''' [[IncompatibleOrientation I Love Men.]]\\
(''both awkwardly leave the party'')

to:

* [[https://www."[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcU_zaLZ25U Poom Poom Bow]] (audio com/watch?v=N1uydQwXVFY My Little Pwn: Friendship is muted)
Frerfship]]"
** "[[Music/LadyGaga Gaga.]] Got '''Pinkie Pie''': Glance EEEEEEEEE!
** '''Apple Bloom''': Applejack, I'm
a kitty cat. Got baby! I can take care of my sus!
** This:
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Now, tell me, what exactly have you actually seen Zecora do?
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': Well… (''long silence, fidgets and rolls her eyes, starts to say something but goes quiet'')
-->'''Twilight''': Ooh… (''starts talking backwards'')
** '''Applejack''': That filly little silly!
** '''Rarity''': Ugh, I look like
a Kit Kat.bull! Nice decorations...if you like pee!
** The Creator/{{TBS}} logo showing up when Appletini says "Very funny.
"
** "[[LiteralMinded Rockin' them beats]]"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0K5kJgl0zU Cee Lo Green Remembers When He Forgets You]]
** "I remember when, I remember, I remember, I remember, I—" "[[Music/AlanJackson Remember when…]]"
** "I'm sorry, [[Creator/{{CS188}} I can't afford an Atari]], but that don't mean I can't get
This:
-->'''Pinkie Pie''': Don't
you an Xbox"
** "And all that you have in life…" (box of Life cereal appears)

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iH0jhQVpOg Taking the Watch Five]]
** "What'sus everybody? I'm Vest Aecabeedo, and you are ''[[ShapedLikeItself you]]''."
** The CreatorCameo
** "Attention Allah, [[NamesTheSame you are God.]]"
** "You are watching ''My Little Pony''."
** "And we really need volunteers that will fit inside easter eggs."
** The running gag about the [[ToiletHumor pee tent]].
** "I'm gonna kick Ringo. Hey, where's Ringo? This isn't funny, man! Who took my favorite [[Music/TheBeatles Beatle?]] WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU. >:C"
** "Are you thinking about getting baptised in dog poo? Well now's your chance."
** "We've created a number of Reese's..."
** "You are watching the [[RunningGag Cake Fight]]"
** [[OverlyLongGag ...Grove City, Grove City, Grove City, Grove City, Grove City]], and ''[[SpellMyNameWithAThe the]]'' Grove City
** "During the month of July there are [[ByNoIMeanYes no Wednesday nights, however, there'll still be Wednesday nights]]."
** "You are watching the [[RunningGag Take]] FAAF, and remember, [[TakeThat don't watch]] ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''." ''[gets fries thrown at him]'' (Your reaction to that joke)
** "...and you are [[TitleDrop taking the Watch Five]]."
** "I'm [[RunningGag Dave Speedo, and you are watching]] Music/TheJacksonFive."
** "[[TheStinger Did you know I have hair? Well, now you know.]]"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIziGzBgVfs The Flowolf]]
** "Hi. [[VisualPun I'm high.]]" ([[Creator/CS188 Aren't I just so original?]])
*** "Hi, I'm [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Brian]]."
*** "Hi, I'm [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Colin Mochrie]]."
*** "Hi, I'm Briarb Lollins."
** "Proper sus is the key to getting sucky-looking haircuts. With no hair." ''[[[{{Beat}} beat]]]'' "I f**king hate getting haircuts."
** "[[RunningGag Ab-sleuth-ly.]]"
** "I never look as if I need a haircut, and I never look as if I need a haircut, and I never need a haircut, and I need get a haircut, and I never LUL."
** "[[{{Mondegreen}} Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck.]] It's [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} super effective]]."
** "With the Flowolf, you can cut a mammoth. And of course, we're talking about an elephant."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhzUce3rSIQ Hot Dogs, LSD and Hot Dogs]]
** The title changes from "CASE STUDY: LSD" to "CASE STUDY: DSL", "EASY STUDS ON LSD", and "CASEY SAYS LOL".
** "This guy I went to school with asked me if I want to try some acid, and I took off screaming down the street." *TheEnd*
** "I was pretty jacked up on sauce, so I decided to try it, and I dropped it. (sound of shattering glass)
** "I don't know what I was doing, whatever. But I kept sitting there waiting, and waiting and waiting, and waiting [[OverlyLongGag and waiting, and waiting and]]
agree, Fluttershy?
-->'''Fluttershy''': (''deep voice'')
I don't know what I was waiting, and waiting for, [[ComicBook/TheFlash a flash]] or [[RushLimbaugh a rush]]. WOWOWOWOWWOW"
** "I was very hung. And I had put mustard and ketchup and relish and ketchard and retchup and mulish the usual. I put the hotdog into my dog's mouth, and somebody started screaming..."
** "I got the hotdog up to my mom. And I looked down on the hotdog and there was [[ShapedLikeItself a hotdog]]." (girl goes terrified, vendor goes Creator/NicolasCage rageface)
** "And I stood there with this hotdog and asked Terry, 'You know this hotdog?' And he says, "'''''[[GirlyScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH]]'''''""
** [[BlackComedy "I realized I had murdered my friend Terry. Lol."]]
** And I was jumping on this hotdog in the middle of Hotdog Street...

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v5s4uMXNsM A Nun Sings About Topography]]
** "[[CaptainObvious The hills are hills.]]"
** "I want to be stoned, I want to trip balls, I want to be high."
*** "[[Website/{{Reddit}} I want to browse /r/trees.]]"
** "Toot."
** "With the sound of Music/{{Muse}}."
*** [[RunningGag "I want your hearrrrrrrt"]]
** And I'll eaaat one s'mooooore...

* [[http://youtu.be/To2qGidkO_w Ticycle Bires and Schrader Valves]]
** "The first thing to note is that [[CaptainObvious there are two wheels on a bicycle]]."
** "[[InherentlyFunnyWords Schrader valves]]"
** "Make sure you got good tension, then [[FlippingTheBird flip off the lever]]"
** "All you need to do is hold the ... hold the ... '''[[Music/{{Toto}} LINE!]]'''"
*** "This will prevent [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Pops]]."
** "Then we can begin to pump up the bass." ''(cue StupidStatementDanceMix)''
** "Then you got the [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Dustox]]."
** "[[Creator/{{Valve}} Valves]] tend to be fatter." ''[cue picture of Gabe Newell]''
** "We gotta push the needle, so that you can so" ("[[CallBack So I can sew...]]")

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V1BG3CEu5o Lilly Mays Endorses Solicitation]]
** "Hi, Creator/BillyMays here for Music/{{Psy}}!"
** The opening, which sets a bit of "Gentleman" to the opening bassline of "[[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Scream and]] [[Music/BritneySpears Shout]]"
** "[[MondeGreen PSYCH!]]"
** A video of [[WebVideo/FilthyFrank Pink Guy]] being chroma-keyed into the floor.
** "Hi, Creator/BillyMays here to share with you, the most important product I have ever endorsed: [[MundaneMadeAwesome Cheese for everyone!]]"
** "If you're one of the uninsured… weak!"
** "Have your rates gone up? Have you been turned up? Have you been turned into an orange?" "[[Creator/JimGaffigan Well, at least I'm an orange.]]"
** "Eevee Series/DoctorWho, perverts, saucepital stays, surgery, blood [[WordSaladHumor tet nolb]], XXX, Billy Mays, Ketchups, Music/BillyRayCyrus, Eternity, ''Film/TheRoom'', and [[{{Spoonerism}} Soos Mum Roar!]]"
** "And affordable--elbadroffa eye candy is something I'm really passionate about. And I'm not talking
wanna talk about some Internet floozy, I'm talking about the real deal. And when I say the real deal, I mean [[YourMom your mom]]'s ''SUUUUUUUURE TO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!''"
** "And when I say affordable, I mean, you can actually [[VisualPun afford a bull!]]"
** "Hi [[TitleDrop Lilly Mays]] here for the Minnie Gloves!" (That's when I knew I was done) "[[TheStinger Whatever!]]"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBW1AxorWfE Strong Bad goes to Trot Con 97']]
** "Bronies? That doesn't sound like anything I want to be a part of! Ladies in skimpy pony costumes? That sounds like everything I want to be a part of!"
*** "Ladies in sauce costumes? That sounds like [[ShapedLikeItself sauce!]]"
** "Ladies in skimpy outfits should be hanging out with [=DaThings=], and to a lesser degree [[LongList football players and rappers]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs and rapball players and footers]] [[LongList and rap rats and...]] Homestar Runner?"
** "All I know is we're hanging out at Trot-con '97." "It's two-thousand-faaf."
** "[[TheStinger So here we are at Trot-]]'''''[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan KHAAAAAAAN!!!]]'''''"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI9MZkxCDFY Wilford Brimley Loses the Game]]
** '''''PSYCH''''' Also available in the newest alternate version on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEYgYGZoxKE Website/YouTube]] '''''UNPSYCH'''''
** "This presentation is brought to you by Liberty [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Medic]]al, helping you to '''''Get a Life'''''."
** "Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I would like to *** you for a few minutes. I'm gonna give you diabeetus."
** "....brought to you by Liberty Bell, helping you to die."
** "I'm [[Series/{{Wilfred}} Wilford]] Brimley and I would like to talk to you about diabeetus."
** "If you're over five, have diabetes, and are on Medicare, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames you must die]]."
** "I lost all my energy, I lost my family, I lost all my ice cream and apple pie, and I think the most important thing is, [[TitleDrop I Lost]] [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-game the game]]. And alo-o-ong the tra-a-ail you're gonna die. I would encourage all of you to die."
** "I like to say, 'we will, we will [[Music/{{Queen}} rock you....uoy]].'"
** "[[RuleOfThree This presentation has been brought to by]] WesternAnimation/LittleBill. Help me, help me please, HELP ME!"
** "Thanks for your time. Have a good day. PSYCH! You knew that was comin'."
** "You oughta be laughing at my life."
** Zombie Wilford Brimley.
** "Well, if you have diabeetus, I don't care."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDcGec14-Xw Taylor Swiftly Removes Her Spectacles]]
** "You're on the phone…" (song ends)
** "You're on the phone with your cheer captain and I'm on the phone with your girlfriend, she's obsessed, and she's going off about sus."
** "She wears short skirts, I wear short shirts, she's short captain and I'm on the Manga/{{Bleach}}."
** "…thinkin' to myself, Hey, isn't this a park bench? ''Film/EasyA''."
** "She wears hah heels, [[VisualPun I wear Snickers]]"
** "Wearing hipster glasses? Too mainstream."
** '''Taylor:''' I Love You.\\
'''Guy:''' [[IncompatibleOrientation I Love Men.]]\\
(''both awkwardly leave the party'')
it.
-->(''everypony laughs'')



* Sadam Avage, Jamie Heinie, Arahamahara, Tori Chee, and Kari Rari proudly present [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u3jY-nzUiU The Mythsters]].

to:

* Sadam Avage, Jamie Heinie, Arahamahara, Tori Chee, and Kari Rari Karyrary proudly present [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u3jY-nzUiU The Mythsters]].



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZzU71cHkk Morte Displays His Top Hat.]]
** This gem.
--> '''Morte''': "Brushmegod is from a person. WOAH. says" \\
* Displays an empty comment from a user named [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Person]]* \\
'''Morte''': "... The answer to that is yes."
** And the second one.
--> '''Stanley's comment''': "What is a man?" \\
'''Morte''': "The answer to that is [[NonAnswer yes.]]"



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V33E3w4Cd04 Jaunt Ron:]]
** "Mission briefing: '''[[DiscreditedMeme sus.]]'''" ([[StylisticSuck dathingsOne is back, guyz!]])
** "Instead of simply saying yes and taking the money, he chose to be MORMON?! Har-de-har-har!"
** "Why would I try to escape real life by playing a game?" *look of realization*
** "Thanks for watching! If you want to stay up to date on WebVideo/JonTron, [[PaterFamilicide murder your]] [[ShockingSwerve wife and children!]]"
** "You actually have to play the game to [[ShapedLikeItself beat the game!]] '''Yeah, sounds random, right?'''"
** "Each obstacle makes an etching in my Etch-a-Sketch in my soul."
** "...which you use to buy a [[Creator/VinceOffer Shamwow]]! You have to let it soak in water for 5 minutes, but not more than 10, and then cry!" ''[cries]''
** "Step one: quit [[Creator/{{Cs188}} joj!]] And that means doing it all over again."
--> '''[=Cs188=]:''' [[Film/TheAvengers2012 I understood that reference.]]
** The whole [[Music/{{Eminem}} Lose Yourself]] bit.
** "Maybe they're talking about [[spoiler::the game The Game The Game... Game Game Game...]]"
*** "'''SHUT UP YOU DISH!?!'''"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpo4EzjYygs Hugh Geaux]]
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 "I have stink lines radiating off of me...I'm crying, and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it- DID ANYONE ELSE PUT A CARD INTO THE BUCKET?!"]]
** GO HUG [[AnimeAndManga/DragonballZ GOKU]]
** LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} Plays ''Film/{{Hugo}}''
** [[VisualPun "My mouse has been acting up."]]
** [[SteamPunk Steam. Punk.]]
** "Is your father dead?" "Yes." "OH GOOD, I LOVE CRYING."
** [[{{Creator/ChristopherLee}} Monsieur Labisse]] playing ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing''.
** "Have you ever seen a film?" "No." [MOVIE ENDS] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 "Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time."]]

to:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V33E3w4Cd04 Jaunt Ron:]]
com/watch?v=GtFM4LFrRYc Bill Nigh Cells Himself For a Profit]]
** "Mission briefing: '''[[DiscreditedMeme sus.]]'''" ([[StylisticSuck dathingsOne is back, guyz!]])
"[[Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy Bill Nye]] the [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Shy Guy]]" (''picture of Bill Nye wearing Shy Guy mask'')
** "Instead of simply saying yes '''BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB'''
** "Did you know that all plants
and taking animals in the money, he chose to be MORMON?! Har-de-har-har!"
world are made of rabbits?"
** "Why would I try to escape real life by playing a game?" *look of realization*
** "Thanks for watching! If
"Whenever you want to stay up to date on WebVideo/JonTron, [[PaterFamilicide murder your]] [[ShockingSwerve wife and children!]]"
** "You actually have to play the game to [[ShapedLikeItself beat the game!]] '''Yeah, sounds random, right?'''"
** "Each obstacle makes an etching in my Etch-a-Sketch in my soul.
look at a mirror you see Bill Nye."
** "...which "Suppose you use to buy are in a [[Creator/VinceOffer Shamwow]]! You have to let situation where the bricks (wa-ting!) [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames are singing! Isn't it soak in water for 5 minutes, but not more than 10, and then cry!" ''[cries]''
beau-uaeb?]]"
** "Step one: quit [[Creator/{{Cs188}} joj!]] And that means doing it all over again."Well, I wanna watch the [[Toys/{{Amiibo}} amiibos]]."
--> '''[=Cs188=]:''' [[Film/TheAvengers2012 I understood that reference.]]
** The whole [[Music/{{Eminem}} Lose Yourself]] bit.
"We have yogurt, we have Go-Gurt, sour cream, cheese, bread, cream cheese, sauerkraut, sour cream, sus, saus, slols, sos, [[OverlyLongGag saus, saus, sus, slol, sos, saus, sus, sos, sauce]] and tofu! [[SelfDeprecation You with me there? That's comedy!]]"
** "Maybe "Alive or Not or Alive!"
*** (''over footage from an ''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]]'' [[https://youtu.be/u5NoW6_JKxY?t=3m13s video]]'') "[[BlatantLies A happy, smiling family]]! Alive or not?"
*** (''over [[Film/LordOfTheRings Boromir's death scene]]'') "Boromir! Alive or not?" ("Alive" is checked at first...then Boromir dies [[CrossesTheLineTwice and the checkmark promptly goes to the "Not" option]].)
** "Why do we call them blood cells? Well, because
they're talking about [[spoiler::the game red! But why are they red? [[spoiler: Well, because they're red!]]"
**
The Game The Game... Game Game Game...]]"
*** "'''SHUT UP YOU DISH!?!'''"

brief RunningGag involving a girl cringing in surprise.
** (SCIENTIST) "I'm Kate Whitlock." (OKAY COOL) "I'm '''''Kate Whitlock'''''" ''(subtitle reads ''KATHLEEN WHITCOCK'')''
** "You're going to become a leg. Yeah, pretty exciting, huh?"
** [[spoiler: "[[BrickJoke A scrumptious piece of cake!]] [[Creator/DingoPictures Yee!]] [[VideoGame/Portal2 A lie, or not?]] ([[Main/MindScrew ''both "A Lie" and "Not" are checked'']])]]

* [[https://www."[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpo4EzjYygs Hugh Geaux]]
com/watch?v=vYnKOFlgxeI The Ground Roundup]]"
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 "I have stink lines radiating off The rendition of me...I'm crying, and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' theme.
*** The note-swapping
of it- DID ANYONE ELSE PUT A CARD INTO THE BUCKET?!"]]
** GO HUG [[AnimeAndManga/DragonballZ GOKU]]
** LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} Plays ''Film/{{Hugo}}''
** [[VisualPun
the two "My mouse has been acting up."]]
Little Pony" lines.
-->♪Myyyyyyym
-->♪I used to wonder what could be
-->♪[[ContinuityNod Memes used to be funny]]
-->♪Bench, nun, fart, [[Videogame/{{Minecraft}} notch]]
-->♪[[{{Spoonerism}} Karing shindness]], it's an easy feat
-->♪[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And magic makes it magic]]
-->♪Myyyyyym, don't you know you're all my very best frieeeeeeeirf♪
** [[SteamPunk Steam. Punk.]]
Twilight Sparkle: Jack, you're a failure.
** "Is your father dead?" "Yes.This exchange:
-->'''Apple Bloom''': What's it say?
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': It's from Jack. "Family and friends. Soon.
" "OH GOOD, That's all there is.
-->'''Apple Bloom''': Jack's Jack?
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': What do you mean, Jack? She luls!
-->'''Granny Smith''': And she luls.
-->'''Apple Bloom''': [[RuleOfThree And she luls!]]
** "I'm glad we're finally gonna get some applejacks." ([[UnreadablyFastText Old joke is old,
I LOVE CRYING.know.]])
** '''Twilight Sparkle''': "Look, girls!" (picture turns swirled) "Swirls!"

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQOzSlqx8FY The Sharkshank Redemption]]" (edited and re-uploaded on DaThings1's alternate account as "Who are the Sarksh?)"
** The introductions of the sharks:
--> "Kevin O'Leary is a cat who turned a $10 loan into a sauce business worth $4.
"
** [[{{Creator/ChristopherLee}} Monsieur Labisse]] playing ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing''.
** "Have you ever seen a film?" "No." [MOVIE ENDS] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 "Fantastic. This was a huge waste
--> "Lori Greiner, the Queen of my time."]]
Bruce, holds over half a dollar."
--> "Daymond John is [[Literature/TheJungleBook Mowgli]]."
--> "Robert Herjajerc, the son of an immigrant factory worker.
--> "And Mark Cuban, the outspoken owner of Kevin O'Leary."



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lXkL7a7r4Q Soup or Smash Bros.]]
** "...Get help."
** [[SuicideAsComedy "Super Suicide Brothers!"]]
*** "[[NoIndoorVoice OFFENSIVE!]]"
*** Huzzah!
** [[OverusedRunningGag 23: Clear Movies]]
*** [[HypocriticalHumor A fake comment from "Fleelfmeister471" most of the way in the video berating the overuse of this gag.]]
*** A fan later actually made the account "Fleelfmeister471" just to leave [[https://twitter.com/DaThings/status/526354638208241664/photo/1 the exact comment seen in the video.]]
** "You'll notice that the moveset of each fighter is the same as Kirby's, so those fighting techniques you've been polishing will [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NOT. EVEN.]] come in handy on the Wii U Version!
** "I should mention that the probability of multiplayer is a bit less than zero."
** "If you touch one of these areas with over 100% damage, you will be [[PunctuatedForEmphasis O! K!]]" (Cue picture of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Sheik]] holding her hand in an "OK" sign)
** "You can also [[ShapedLikeItself play during battles.]]"
** "We're bringing back [[MovesetClone clones!]] You'll notice that the moveset of each fighter is the same." *Cue picture of Dr. Mario, Lucina, Dark Pit, Ganondorf, Falco, Roy, Young Link, Pichu, and Lucas*
** "...and finally, the [[ComplexityAddiction Nintendo Wii U Classic GameCube Controller Remote Pad-chuck Plus Pro!"]]
** "I don't think this is a game for gamers, I think [[PretenderDiss this is a game for posers!"]]
** "Relationships are about danger. Relationships are about hitting or hurting. If you or someone you know is in a relationship, '''''get help'''''." [Out-of-tone "The More You Know" Chime]
*** The phone number during the commercial break that reads [[MOTHER3 1.800.LUCAS-NAO.]]
*** [[HilariousInHindsight Perhaps made even funnier when Lucas was announced as a DLC character for the game in April of 2015.]]
** "In the 3DS version, you were able to choose from all the fighters in the game. For the Wii U version, we are introducing a different mode called [[YouNeedABreathMint 'Go And Take A Shower!'"]] (please)
*** "By the way, we've made it so you can never play Classic Mode! We are introducing Sick Mode!"
** "Once an amiibo figure has been scanned, your fighter can [[PottyEmergency pee!]] OH YEAH!"
*** "You can also help them grow by feeding them P.F. Chang's!
** "I hope you're excited for [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress 2]]!" "[[MemeticMutation Nope.]]" "Pyros!" "Nope."
** A brief moment of TalkingToHimself:
-->'''Two clips of the announcer, in unison''': "Nintendo Gamecube controller!"
-->'''One clip by itself''': "Jinx! LOL!"
** The most interesting thing you can do with the [[UsefulNotes/GeneralGamingGamepads Game Pad]] in ''Smash Brothers'' IS [[spoiler:[[AntiClimax real life.]]]]
** "There are a number of new features and modes that the Wii U and 3-U version share, including:"
*** "Battles!"
*** "'''Battles!'''"
*** "Battling and battling with Chuck!"
*** "[[OverlyLongGag Battling]] is more difficult than ever."
** "''Super Soup Brothers for UsefulNotes/WiiU'' [[NoExportForYou will never be released in North America, ever]]."
** [[RunningGag 23: Ballin']], with [[spoiler:Chad Warden]]



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMapmlUwerw Wow! It's Made!]]
** "Hey. M-M-Most commercially made paper is made from [[ShapedLikeItself paper.]]"
** "Covert tooth."
** "But the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth."
** "This machine beats the workers to a pulp. [[GoryDiscretionShot Begin the beating.]] After eight hours of beating, they may also die, depending on the desired effect."
*** "[[CaptainObvious Workers work.]]"
** "At this point, the paper is 99 cents." "[[Music/{{Macklemore}} It was 99 cents!]]"
** "Holland is filling with water." "Holland. OH NO, the windmills."
** "To make a sheet of cheetah paper, the Franchise/{{Batman}} plunges a wooden mold into the mold. Hee hee hee."
** "It's a lighter. LOL. Spin the wheel!" "It's a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Combusken!]]"
--->Well, that was weird.
** "An [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Electrode]] welds the hinge to the case, then a mechanic inspects the welding [[Creator/{{Cs188}} joj]]. Mechanized arms then place a tutu and plate in the cake. The tube will hold WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones and the plate will form WesternAnimation/TheJetsons."
*** Right after that last one, [[VisualPun a snake tongue is briefly seen illustrating]] [[SssssnakeTalk an "S" sound]] left in the footage.
** "[[Series/DoctorWho Sonic screwdrivers]] drive the screws."
** "Molding of the pills is done by [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flo_%28Progressive_Insurance%29 Flo]]."
** "Two stampers, one above and the other above, crush Series/DoctorPhil."
** "Then the door of the coating unit is caaaaaaaaarefully closed." '''''SLAM'''''
** "They are lined up in grooves to make filling groovier. Then they snort powder."
** "And the final step is PVP."[[note]]To be fair, this animation is about as stupid-looking as ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' PVP is in-game.[[/note]]
** "This plant also makes pills—" (''{{Beat}}'') "Wait. Never mind."
** "Years ago, people went down alleyways. This technique was called a walk."
** "This rope is fuuf, yet flulf."
** "…that applies a protective coating of [[ToiletHumor urine]]. This machine is called the [[ShapedLikeItself machine machine]]".
** "IT'S- over 9000 kilograms." "[[Anime/DragonBallZ WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!?-]] That's the weight of a killer whale!"
** "Double powerful ultra high performance thermal high tech fancy hydraulic rope."
** "So now, you really know the Pope."

* The sequel to "Wow! It's Made", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjwTRt582Hs Wow! It's Made: Revelations]]:
** (Shot of a dollhouse...then a tiny clock) It's a dollhouse. [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Milhouse]]...[[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse Minnie Mouse]]...
** "As far as attention to detail, there's no attention to detail!"
** "A more popular scale is 1:1. But a more popular scale is a banana." (The Banana: The new, forgiving, unit of measure.)
** "He cuts a swan neck. ([[CallBack Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck]])[[note]] [[FreezeFrameBonus Silly Briarb, that's a swan, not a duck.]][[/note]] [[BlackComedy He cuts and removes the swan's face]] to finish off the job."
** Once he stops being a lazy little pinhead, he makes this miniature grandfather clock. (Man gets up, rubs something, puts the clock on the table and sits back down.) No effort!
** "The miniature clock looks too small. [[NoSympathy LOL FAIL]]!!"
** "He applies a strip of crisp bacon". (Pretty cool.) "A classic touch." ([[WebVideo/JonTron Pretty cool, classic stuff!]]) "A strip of moldy bacon..." ([[RunningGag Gross, eww!]]) "A sick touch."
** "[[NonSequitur It's oxygen that makes a difference in space.]]"
** The lady from the [[CallBack "Hot Dogs, LSD, and Hot Dogs"]] video appearing at the beginning of the hot dogs section.
** *video is obscured by some black bars* "If you've been wondering about those black stripes, all is about to be revealed." [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall *bars disappear*]]
** "Traditional hot dogs are made from a mix of [[ShapedLikeItself traditional, hot, and dogs]]."
** "The trimmings are ground the same way butchers chop up hamburger meat...pure racism."
** ([[CrossesTheLineTwice Cut to a meat grinder with a "Racist-O-Meter", powered by the narrator making "racist" remarks.]])
-->'''Narrator''': Americans are number one. Germans should be on the street. Black people are to be sold as pieces of meat. I really hate all people in different regions.
** "...the length of one soccer field, twice. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That's close to]] [[CaptainObvious two soccer fields!]]"
** "Big fat rolls of cellulite are loaded into this [[BuffySpeak big death machine.]] *The screen goes red and the video slows down*
** "A machine then vacuums out any hot dogs." (The clip of the machine is played backwards to achieve the effect, and the worker looks quite upset to see her hot dogs disappear.) *Sad music starts to play and the scene fades to black and white before being interrupted*
** "An inspector [[BigEater eats 3500 hot dogs a minute]]."
** "This factory manu-factors an incredible 3 hot dogs an hour. That's close to two!"
** "...or pathetic materials, such as Floam, or huge densely packed bales weighing almost 6 pounds."
** "This polyester fiber is made from [[ShapedLikeItself polyester fiber]].
** "Fans push the fibers to another opening machine called 'The Other Opening Machine'."
** "Brrr..."
** "'''Sss'''pray a '''sss'''pecial '''sss'''olution to redu'''ccc'''e '''sss'''tatic electri'''ccc'''ity."
** "After the [[VisualPun garnet hopper]], the fibers look like complete crap. Unacceptable. They need to be thrown out. (A pile of fibers is tossed into a bin, making a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]].)"
** "I'm the king. The workers must be taught to OBEY!"
** "A technician punches out the other workers, and they are now turned into loose synthetic fibers."
** "The first machine separates the workers with a large steel spiked roller. This maims them considerably, but not '''completely'''."
** "Everyone is a telephone operator."
** "To make high-end headphones, an injection molding machine first makes high-end headphones, to produce a critical component: The headphones."
** "A technician turned on her computer and logged into Youtube. She then [[{{Troll}} trolled]] the entire Youtube public hundreds of times. (Various Youtube comments with offensive, stupid, or FlameWar inducing statements from "[[CallBack Fleelfmeister471]]" are displayed.) RUDE."
** "The next technician positions the plastic bag around the Danger Zone for a wide and flat Audi."
** "The next technician's a freak. Must be in her brain. One very strange individual."
** [[WebVideo/KidsReact Kids React to...]] bread.
** "The dough will eventually rise. ([[{{Beat}} Very long beat]]) ...Eventually..."
** "The machine can handle 3 per second, for a total of 11,500 [[LogicBomb per second.]]"
** "And now, ready for [[{{Shipping}} shipping]]. (Cue two lumps of dough preparing to kiss as romantic music plays.) [[MoodWhiplash '''Dough pieces must not touch one another''']]!"
** "[[BrickJoke So now, you're really dope]]!"[[note]]"Dope means cool, you're really cool!"[[/note]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZN8MNWtOo Wow! I'm Hungry! (Wow! It's Made! 3)]]
** "Bourbon whiskey is made by magic."
*** [[MemeticMutation "Birb!"]]
** [[MindScrew "The U.S. is uniquely Irish-- German congress officially recognized it as Kentucky, a Scottish nation, in late-teenth century French congress."]]
** "After a few days it has fermented into a thick liquid they call-" *reverses* "-fermented into a [[{{Pun}} thiquid]] they call beer."
** "The [[VisualPun alcoholic vaper]] rises up to be condensed into Music/KeithUrban."
*** "Oooooooohhhhh [[Creator/DingoPictures Yee]][[MemeticMutation eeeeee]]."
** "[[{{Mondegreen}} One swatter]] has been added to dilute the whiskey to 10 proof..."
** "...into a [[{{VideoGame/Undertale}} Gaster...]]"
** "Here, the b-ere lays for many y-ere-s.."
** "Circle over the the cap applicators-" [[RunningGag *reverses* "-over to the caplicators."]]
** "...blender, followed by a [[VisualPun sugar Slender]], fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la..."
** "It's the molasses that gives the blender operator the brownish color." [[{{Creator/TerryCrews}} "WHAT?!"]] "That's [[{{Call back}} pure racism]]."
** The top sheet of p[[CallBack aper is made of trees, wood and paper. Chemicals-slals-sos.]]
** "The pressure would build, and the toaster pastries would explo-" [[StuffBlowingUp *explodes*]]
** "They pump the [[{{Mondegreen}} bass]] up high-" *cue StupidStatementDanceMix, ending with "cut the [[{{Pun}} wrap]], the end!"*
** "If you're crazy, then 'jerky' might just be an English mispronunciation of 'jerky'."
** "Beef jerky is no longer a food; it's now a popular fruit snack that comes in a variety of flavors."
** "...and the smoke from the wood killed off all the workers in the Best Buy." (Nah, they're fine)
** "The spacing between [[Creator/MichaelRosen Rosen]] [[{{Mondegreen}} slices]] *cue Michael Rosen's face on the toast slices* is perfectly positioned to align with the upcoming" *all Rosens* "Plums!"
** The narration being mixed to sing [[{{Music/Beyonce}} "All the Single Ladies"]].
** "They put a pastry ball [[ToiletHumor in the poop and cover it with another s**t]]."
** "This indicates the jelly has filled all the [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Nooks and Shrunks]]."
** "No self-respecting Brit ever eats a pork pie."
** "After thousands of years of growth, the rice completely sucks..YUCKY"
** "The probe delivers your content to a lab. A technician scrutinizes." *Pan is filled with undesirable and lazy jokes, all exhibited in the video thus far* "If he finds just one sauce joke, [[SelfDeprecation the entire YTP will be rejected]]."
** "Today, you don't have to sacrifice anything for a bowl of soup. Well, perhaps [[DealWithTheDevil your soul.]]"
** "Meanwhile, raw peeled potatoes are on their way to a hospital." (not actually, though)
** "Pressure cooking simulates the effect of the Old Testament. Very biblical."
** "Now that's what I call soup on a bib!"
** [[TheStinger "...so now you really know the poop!"]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Commercial and Infomercial YTP]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am_5KF2hsnQ "Arby's serves some Goog Moom Foof"]]
** "Arby's Chicken Cordon Bleu. Achoo. Chicken breast topped with ham and swiws on a sesame seed nun. Also try our mint chocolate squirrel shake."
** "Arra-- [[CaptainObvious It's food!]]"
** "Oven roasted, freshly sliced? Yeah, right."
** "Arby's-- [[TitleDrop It's Goog Moom Foof!]]"
** "...And tasty portobello sauce, [[RunningGag SUS, SUS, SUS...]]"
** "Suspenders! [[SamusIsAGirl He's a she!]] Jesus!" "♪[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Sandshreeeeew~]]♪"
** "People everywhere are discovering angus beef in a [[Creator/{{Cs188}} HoH SiS]] yay!"
** "[[RuleOfThree It's Doog Doom Doof!]]… Dude!"
** "[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 Oh no! Not the Ar-bees! Not the Ar-bees!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjhhs6GcUx0 Jej Dry]]
** "He gets Aldi."
** "Once a month for spps spaps sparkling Klingons."
** "That was this, this was that, that was that, this was this."
** "Add Jet Dry, with Jet Dry!"
** "Your dishwasher [[ShapedLikeItself was your dishwasher!]]"
** "That's what I call This."
** "Jet Dry. The besh."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfn1vPJ1JP8 Date Mystery]]
** "Don't be lame!"
** "[[RecursiveReality Open the door Open the door Open the door Open the door]]"
** "It's [=MyssyM=] Date Date Date! The thrilling new Milton Bradley game that's just [[OverlyLongGag for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you]]. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Not you!]] Dod, sus."
** "Fun and ''fun'' and '''''fun''''' and prizes--that's [=MyssyM=]. Remember, Bradley makes the worst games, sauce."
** "Will your Mystery Date be a man, [[BiTheWay or a girl?]]" ''(dreamy sigh)''
** "Get Mystery Date, for UsefulNotes/WiiU."
** "[[TheStinger Answer the door. Answer the door. Girls, answer the door.]]" [[spoiler:[[JumpScare MYSTERY!]]]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIziGzBgVfs The Flowolf]]
** "Hi. [[VisualPun I'm high.]]" ([[Creator/CS188 Aren't I just so original?]])
*** "Hi, I'm [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Brian]]."
*** "Hi, I'm [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Colin Mochrie]]."
*** "Hi, I'm Briarb Lollins."
** "Proper sus is the key to getting sucky-looking haircuts. With no hair." ''[[[{{Beat}} beat]]]'' "I f**king hate getting haircuts."
** "[[RunningGag Ab-sleuth-ly.]]"
** "I never look as if I need a haircut, and I never look as if I need a haircut, and I never need a haircut, and I need get a haircut, and I never LUL."
** "[[{{Mondegreen}} Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck.]] It's [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} super effective]]."
** "With the Flowolf, you can cut a mammoth. And of course, we're talking about an elephant."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V1BG3CEu5o Lilly Mays Endorses Solicitation]]
** "Hi, Creator/BillyMays here for Music/{{Psy}}!"
** The opening, which sets a bit of "Gentleman" to the opening bassline of "[[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Scream and]] [[Music/BritneySpears Shout]]"
** "[[MondeGreen PSYCH!]]"
** A video of [[WebVideo/FilthyFrank Pink Guy]] being chroma-keyed into the floor.
** "Hi, Creator/BillyMays here to share with you, the most important product I have ever endorsed: [[MundaneMadeAwesome Cheese for everyone!]]"
** "If you're one of the uninsured… weak!"
** "Have your rates gone up? Have you been turned up? Have you been turned into an orange?" "[[Creator/JimGaffigan Well, at least I'm an orange.]]"
** "Eevee Series/DoctorWho, perverts, saucepital stays, surgery, blood [[WordSaladHumor tet nolb]], XXX, Billy Mays, Ketchups, Music/BillyRayCyrus, Eternity, ''Film/TheRoom'', and [[{{Spoonerism}} Soos Mum Roar!]]"
** "And affordable--elbadroffa eye candy is something I'm really passionate about. And I'm not talking about some Internet floozy, I'm talking about the real deal. And when I say the real deal, I mean [[YourMom your mom]]'s ''SUUUUUUUURE TO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!''"
** "And when I say affordable, I mean, you can actually [[VisualPun afford a bull!]]"
** "Hi [[TitleDrop Lilly Mays]] here for the Minnie Gloves!" (That's when I knew I was done) "[[TheStinger Whatever!]]"



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=388Ct7aZhpU The Super Smash Bros Hype Train Derailment]]: The [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Soup Or Smash Bros]] SpiritualSuccessor:
** "[[Creator/XanderMobus The announcer]] looks like [[http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p-OcwNFQB0U/maxresdefault.jpg THIS]]!!"
--> '''Etika''': ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!?]]''
--> '''Omni''': Wow...
--> '''[[Film/{{Troll2}} Arnold]]''': '''"OH MY GAHHHHHHHHHHHH"'''
--> '''Kid''': "[[DullSurprise I can't believe this]]".
--> '''Etika''': "[[EvenTheGuysWantHim #Sexy As Fuuf]]!"
** "The Smash Bros. Warrior knows no nose... the Smams Warrior knows no ear... the Smash Brother knows no feet..."
** Etika's excitement over the confirmation of [[VideoGame/WarioWare Mom]], [[Series/ILoveLucy Lucy]], [[VideoGame/FZero Captain]] WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}, [[Film/TheRoom Mark]], and especially "The Female" in Smash.
--> '''Etika''': "GASP! '''IT'S MOM!''' IT'S '''''MOOOM!!'''''" (spazzes out)
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nUrtn5TvY Etika reacted to this video!]]
** "P-POOOOOWWWOOOOPPPPP!!!"[[note]]He's saying pop, not poop.[[/note]]
** "Boys! Heeh-heheh." ''(long beat as the three confused kids stare ahead)''
** "Hand over the PCP." "What? No!" "Hand over the pee." "What? No!" "Settle It In Smash!!!" "Uh..." "[[OverlyLongGag No!]]"
** "Sometime around when this video gets dropped..." (''[[VisualPun the clip suddenly drops out of sight]]'')
** "5 months! That's only [[{{Mondegreen}} 5 monks!]]. Ooweoo!"
** "Oh my gosh! [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Dittos]] everywhere!" (''Dittos fill the screen.'')
** "I really hope Sakurai nerfs him." (''MasahiroSakurai shows up out of nowhere and shoots Omni with a [[{{Pun}} Nerf gun]].'')
--> '''Second Omni''': "Hooray! Sakurai nerfed him!"
** "We were already more divided than we were with bras, and it's worse, cause it's not even like two sides! It's like, bras on or bras off..."
** "Like am I a psychic Pokemon?" (''Transforms into a Ralts'') "Or am I a Metagross?" (''turns into a Metagross'') "Like am I [[VideoGame/WarioWare Ashley]]?" (''becomes Ashley'') "No I'm not."
** "I don't think." (jumps off his seat and starts screaming)
** "[[Music/AHa Taaaaaake ooooooooon]] '''MII''' on Nintendo [=MiiDS=].
** [[StylisticSuck The poorly drawn, colored, and spelled drawing of "jipan".]]
--> Masahiro Sakurai: "I'm here."
** Introducing: [[LongName Palutena's Great Big Miiverse Jungle Cave Temple Cruise Hijinx Assault 2]]!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_p8YSCqDLg Steaming Pile of Crepe]]
** Every time the source he's using drops an [[ClusterFBomb F-Bomb]], he reverses it as "fuff" and flips the visuals.
** [[EarthBound Nesssss!]]
** I once found the lost city of Cracklin' Oats Sauce. Turns out it was El Dorado.
** [[Creator/MichaelRosen So when my mom said, "bed!" all I could hear was "bed!"]]
** "/Sigh/ God, this is the...the worst...channel?" '''SICK BURN'''
** Yeah, because you...[[VisualPun you just feed people...]]
** The OverlyLongGag where he just messes around with the Yu-Gi-Oh opening.
** Etika reacting to Etika reacting to DaThings' Etika WebAnimation/YouTubePoop. And the first Etika represents DaThings himself.

* {うんち} ヌン [| Mitsune Haku |] しょうゆ (Which translated reads [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3GbdsGzVm8 { Poo } Nun [| Mitsune Haku|] soy sauce)]]
** "I'm Scott, President of Ska."
** "A grape."
** "[[NightmareFuel Have some fun with me!]]"
** "I knew our talented Domino's Pizza crew could [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons choke]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Yoshi]].
** "You like pizza. Have you heard of Pizza Hut's stuffed crust pizza? [[TakeThatMe It's so much better than Domino's Pizza."]]
** "Once your pizza's delivered, have some f[[CensoredForComedy [Beep]]]ing pizza!"
** "Hello everyone, I'm [[UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein Einstein]]."

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oiaix_yLt8Y Jaunt Ron Toot]], featuring [=JonTron=]!"
** "There's no [=JonTron=], [[MindScrew is there?]]"
** [[RunningGag "Hmmmmmmmm! Funny joke!"]]
** "The Christmas season is about [[ToiletHumor taking a doodie]]. ''[[UnusualEuphemism Yuletide log!]]''
** WA WA WA
** "Hello everybody, my name is {{LetsPlay/Mar|kiplier}}[=-=]malade. And it's spelled M A R... malade. M'lady" *tips fedora*
** This:
-->'''Hannah''': May I ask, what book are you reading?
-->'''Reuben''': [[Film/TheRoom Oh hai Hannah.]] Yes, it's a book about--
-->'''Hannah''': You read too many books, Reuben.
-->'''[[CallBack SICK BURN]]'''
** As well as this:
-->'''Hannah''': "Reuben, do you actually believe in the dictionary?"
-->'''Weirdly distorted image of Reuben''': "[[SensoryAbuse Yes, Hannah!]]"
-->'''Hannah:''' Reuben, you need to get a [[VisualPun Reuben]].
-->'''Reuben:''' No, Hannah.
** "You're a rhinocereconihrhi"-- (proceeds to beep out the Normal Boots jingle)
** The montage of [[TakeThatAudience babies]] laughing at sus jokes.
** "Insalutely Abspirational."
** Dathings himself is [[TakeThatMe unimpressed with his own video]], and goes back to watching [[WebAnimation/KroboProductions Fesh Pince]] when it's over.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUWs-T9KZ0U Gamelon 2A]]
** "Ganonanonanonanonanonanonanon...''(Cut to king Harkinian, looking quite unamused)''
** "Gee, it SURE! You're pretty boy you're doing real well done, Link! Ganon and his minions have sEVIL. You must captures Koridians?"
*** "I just wonder what GANON!!!"
** "Wow, tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ank-ank-anks-ks-ks!"
** "Bombs, you have enough rubies, my friend, as yours long as. You want it? It's. *{{beat}}* ...sss. * another {{beat}}* ...sss."
** "Join me Link, and I will make, and make your face the grrreatest face in [=KoriDIIIIE=], and I will make your face DIIIIE, and I will DIIIIE, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and I will die]], or else you will make your face the grrreatest DIIIIE! Or else you will *suddenly with Zelda DIIIIE!"
** "Ganon is once aganon is once again Ganon. I'm going to Ganon. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I'm going to Ganon.]] I'm going to Gamelon to Gamelon to [=GAmelon=] to Ganon. I'm gAnon."
** "Don't forget, I can only open the [[{{Spoonerism}} crouch when I'm pouching]]! *[[{{Beat}} beat]]* '''''Don't forget'''''!"
** *Gwonam files in* "Yo."
** '''Link''': [[ShipperOnDeck Gwonam and Impa are my OTP. It sure is my headcanon.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtFM4LFrRYc Bill Nigh Cells Himself For a Profit]]
** "[[Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy Bill Nye]] the [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Shy Guy]]" (''picture of Bill Nye wearing Shy Guy mask'')
** '''BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB'''
** "Did you know that all plants and animals in the world are made of rabbits?"
** "Whenever you look at a mirror you see Bill Nye."
** "Suppose you are in a situation where the bricks (wa-ting!) [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames are singing! Isn't it beau-uaeb?]]"
** "Well, I wanna watch the [[Toys/{{Amiibo}} amiibos]]."
** "We have yogurt, we have Go-Gurt, sour cream, cheese, bread, cream cheese, sauerkraut, sour cream, sus, saus, slols, sos, [[OverlyLongGag saus, saus, sus, slol, sos, saus, sus, sos, sauce]] and tofu! [[SelfDeprecation You with me there? That's comedy!]]"
** "Alive or Not or Alive!"
*** (''over footage from an ''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]]'' [[https://youtu.be/u5NoW6_JKxY?t=3m13s video]]'') "[[BlatantLies A happy, smiling family]]! Alive or not?"
*** (''over [[Film/LordOfTheRings Boromir's death scene]]'') "Boromir! Alive or not?" ("Alive" is checked at first...then Boromir dies [[CrossesTheLineTwice and the checkmark promptly goes to the "Not" option]].)
** "Why do we call them blood cells? Well, because they're red! But why are they red? [[spoiler: Well, because they're red!]]"
** The brief RunningGag involving a girl cringing in surprise.
** (SCIENTIST) "I'm Kate Whitlock." (OKAY COOL) "I'm '''''Kate Whitlock'''''" ''(subtitle reads ''KATHLEEN WHITCOCK'')''
** "You're going to become a leg. Yeah, pretty exciting, huh?"
** [[spoiler: "[[BrickJoke A scrumptious piece of cake!]] [[Creator/DingoPictures Yee!]] [[VideoGame/Portal2 A lie, or not?]] ([[Main/MindScrew ''both "A Lie" and "Not" are checked'']])]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHTWJYlGlXc Second Serving of Crepe]], a sort-of sequel to "Steaming Pile Of Crepe" (and thus consisting of un-used YTP material):
** The entire Nancy Drew segment, consisting of gags from the WebVideo/GameGrumps playthrough. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome that Luke was able to splice the dialogue together like that.
** "Give me the beat boys and give me the boys, give me Music/TheBeachBoys, give me the Music/BeastieBoys, give me Music/TheBeeGees, give me Music/TheBeatles, [[OverlyLongGag give me the beach ball]], give me the bees, [[VideoGame/PumkinLand give me the beat boys]] and free my [[DiscreditedMeme sos]]...
** "[[OverlyLongTitle Magic's Biggest Magic Show That Magicians Secretly Want You To See Finally Revealed]]"
** "The magician is about to stare death in the face [[OffWithHisHead in the form of]] UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution. Remember, the magician is a world class professional, don't try any of this danger-" (''guillotine seemingly actually chops off the magician's head'') "[[CurseCutShort OH SH-]]" (''color bars'')

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3eC7fQb33c {YTP} ~ Killin' Ooze with Computers, Computers, Computers, and more Computers]]:
** [[Creator/CableNewsNetwork FAKE NEWS]] ([[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump sad!]])
*** [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} JERRY]] AND [[https://www.youtube.com/user/shotbyrog ROG]]
** "Nihihith." "Siddle Dizz." "That's right, Jerry."
** "[[FakeAustralian Let's hear a word from our sponsor]]: Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers, and Computers, Computers, More Computers, Computers, Computers.... ''[[VisualPun FO(U)R]]'' all your computers, computers, computers and more." "Come on down to [[OverlyLongGag Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers Computers, Computers, Computering Computers....]]"
** "Come on down, come on down, come on down, come on [[Series/ThePriceIsRight DOOOOO]][[ContinuityNod WWWWWNNNNN]]!"
** "Also, EVERYTHING!" *co-anchor spills coffee cup near his face, causing office supplies to spill all over him*
** "'And he flipped me the bird,' says B-ir-nie Sanders after rolling a tight dope split and keeping it real."
*** "I feel bad." ([[FreezeFrameBonus me irl]])
** "My wife used to be a house." (''begins crying'')
*** "[[BadassBaritone I feel bad.]]"
** "We'll be right at back with this commercial break!"
** "[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Go to-]]" "[[Creator/RicFlair BED!]]"
*** "Go to [=MingleGingle.com=] so you can find your man..."
*** "Hi. My name is Tom, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and I'm Tom.]] Go to [=MingleGingle=].[[RuleOfThree tom]] for your Free 30-day [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Free]] Trall."
** "Now back to more [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty killing my dog.]]" (''cue TRIGGERED PETA'')
** "[[FountainOfMemes What time is it?]]" "[[WebVideo/FilthyFrank IT'S TIME TO]] [[Anime/YuGiOh D-D-D-D-D-D-D]] [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf DO IT, MAEM!!]]"
** "Hello-olleh, Welcome to the Snooze. I'm Jerry." "[[BrickJoke That's right, Jerry.]]"

to:

* [[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=388Ct7aZhpU The Super Smash Bros Hype Train Derailment]]: The [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Soup Or Smash Bros]] SpiritualSuccessor:
** "[[Creator/XanderMobus The announcer]] looks like [[http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p-OcwNFQB0U/maxresdefault.jpg THIS]]!!"
--> '''Etika''': ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!?]]''
--> '''Omni''': Wow...
--> '''[[Film/{{Troll2}} Arnold]]''': '''"OH MY GAHHHHHHHHHHHH"'''
--> '''Kid''': "[[DullSurprise I can't believe this]]".
--> '''Etika''': "[[EvenTheGuysWantHim #Sexy As Fuuf]]!"
** "The Smash Bros. Warrior knows no nose...
com/watch?v=MI9MZkxCDFY Wilford Brimley Loses the Smams Warrior knows no ear... Game]]
** '''''PSYCH''''' Also available in
the Smash Brother knows no feet..."
** Etika's excitement over the confirmation of [[VideoGame/WarioWare Mom]], [[Series/ILoveLucy Lucy]], [[VideoGame/FZero Captain]] WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}, [[Film/TheRoom Mark]], and especially "The Female" in Smash.
--> '''Etika''': "GASP! '''IT'S MOM!''' IT'S '''''MOOOM!!'''''" (spazzes out)
*** [[https://www.
newest alternate version on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nUrtn5TvY Etika reacted com/watch?v=ZEYgYGZoxKE Website/YouTube]] '''''UNPSYCH'''''
** "This presentation is brought
to this video!]]
** "P-POOOOOWWWOOOOPPPPP!!!"[[note]]He's saying pop, not poop.[[/note]]
** "Boys! Heeh-heheh." ''(long beat as the three confused kids stare ahead)''
** "Hand over the PCP." "What? No!" "Hand over the pee." "What? No!" "Settle It In Smash!!!" "Uh..." "[[OverlyLongGag No!]]"
** "Sometime around when this video gets dropped..." (''[[VisualPun the clip suddenly drops out of sight]]'')
** "5 months! That's only [[{{Mondegreen}} 5 monks!]]. Ooweoo!"
** "Oh my gosh! [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Dittos]] everywhere!" (''Dittos fill the screen.'')
** "I really hope Sakurai nerfs him." (''MasahiroSakurai shows up out of nowhere and shoots Omni with
you by Liberty [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Medic]]al, helping you to '''''Get a [[{{Pun}} Nerf gun]].'')
--> '''Second Omni''': "Hooray! Sakurai nerfed him!"
** "We were already more divided than we were with bras, and it's worse, cause it's not even like two sides! It's like, bras on or bras off...
Life'''''."
** "Like am I a psychic Pokemon?" (''Transforms into a Ralts'') "Or am I a Metagross?" (''turns into a Metagross'') "Like am I [[VideoGame/WarioWare Ashley]]?" (''becomes Ashley'') "No "Good morning, I'm not.Wilford Brimley and I would like to *** you for a few minutes. I'm gonna give you diabeetus."
** "I don't think." (jumps off his seat and starts screaming)
** "[[Music/AHa Taaaaaake ooooooooon]] '''MII''' on Nintendo [=MiiDS=].
** [[StylisticSuck The poorly drawn, colored, and spelled drawing of "jipan".]]
--> Masahiro Sakurai: "I'm here.
"....brought to you by Liberty Bell, helping you to die."
** Introducing: [[LongName Palutena's Great Big Miiverse Jungle Cave Temple Cruise Hijinx Assault 2]]!

"I'm [[Series/{{Wilfred}} Wilford]] Brimley and I would like to talk to you about diabeetus."
** "If you're over five, have diabetes, and are on Medicare, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames you must die]]."
** "I lost all my energy, I lost my family, I lost all my ice cream and apple pie, and I think the most important thing is, [[TitleDrop I Lost]] [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-game the game]]. And alo-o-ong the tra-a-ail you're gonna die. I would encourage all of you to die."
** "I like to say, 'we will, we will [[Music/{{Queen}} rock you....uoy]].'"
** "[[RuleOfThree This presentation has been brought to by]] WesternAnimation/LittleBill. Help me, help me please, HELP ME!"
** "Thanks for your time. Have a good day. PSYCH! You knew that was comin'."
** "You oughta be laughing at my life."
** Zombie Wilford Brimley.
** "Well, if you have diabeetus, I don't care."

* [[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_p8YSCqDLg Steaming Pile com/watch?v=ZxCKTv6G7Yg SusSetter Retractable Awnaw]]
** "It keeps our patio [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess about 20% cooler.]]" (cue picture
of Crepe]]
Rainbow Dash)
** Every time "Transformers!"
** "Call now to get
the source he's using drops an [[ClusterFBomb F-Bomb]], he reverses it as "fuff" and flips the visuals.
** [[EarthBound Nesssss!]]
** I once found the lost city of Cracklin' Oats Sauce. Turns out it was El Dorado.
** [[Creator/MichaelRosen So when my mom said, "bed!" all I could hear was "bed!"]]
** "/Sigh/ God, this is the...the worst...channel?" '''SICK BURN'''
** Yeah, because you...[[VisualPun you just feed people...]]
** The OverlyLongGag where he just messes around with the Yu-Gi-Oh opening.
** Etika reacting to Etika reacting to DaThings' Etika WebAnimation/YouTubePoop. And the first Etika represents DaThings himself.

[[Creator/{{Cs188}} HoH SiS]] story, [[Film/TheRoom Mark]]."

* {うんち} ヌン [| Mitsune Haku |] しょうゆ (Which translated reads [[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3GbdsGzVm8 { Poo } Nun [| Mitsune Haku|] soy sauce)]]
com/watch?v=Rx7O8G7DFRE Burgers and Greens]]
** "Let me tell you why friends tell friends to tell friends to tell ''Series/{{Friends}}''…"
** "I'm Scott, President of Ska.a burger."
** "A grape."
** "[[NightmareFuel Have some fun with me!]]"
** "I knew our talented Domino's Pizza crew could [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons choke]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Yoshi]].
** "You like pizza. Have you heard of Pizza Hut's stuffed crust pizza? [[TakeThatMe It's so much better than Domino's Pizza."]]
** "Once your pizza's delivered, have some f[[CensoredForComedy [Beep]]]ing pizza!"
** "Hello everyone, I'm [[UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein Einstein]].
disable people."

* "[[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oiaix_yLt8Y Jaunt Ron Toot]], featuring [=JonTron=]!"
com/watch?v=7iH0jhQVpOg Taking the Watch Five]]
** "There's no [=JonTron=], [[MindScrew is there?]]"
** [[RunningGag "Hmmmmmmmm! Funny joke!"]]
** "The Christmas season is about [[ToiletHumor taking a doodie]]. ''[[UnusualEuphemism Yuletide log!]]''
** WA WA WA
** "Hello everybody, my name is {{LetsPlay/Mar|kiplier}}[=-=]malade. And it's spelled M A R... malade. M'lady" *tips fedora*
** This:
-->'''Hannah''': May I ask, what book
"What'sus everybody? I'm Vest Aecabeedo, and you are you reading?
-->'''Reuben''': [[Film/TheRoom Oh hai Hannah.]] Yes, it's a book about--
-->'''Hannah''': You read too many books, Reuben.
-->'''[[CallBack SICK BURN]]'''
** As well as this:
-->'''Hannah''': "Reuben, do you actually believe in the dictionary?"
-->'''Weirdly distorted image of Reuben''': "[[SensoryAbuse Yes, Hannah!]]"
-->'''Hannah:''' Reuben, you need to get a [[VisualPun Reuben]].
-->'''Reuben:''' No, Hannah.
** "You're a rhinocereconihrhi"-- (proceeds to beep out the Normal Boots jingle)
** The montage of [[TakeThatAudience babies]] laughing at sus jokes.
** "Insalutely Abspirational.
''[[ShapedLikeItself you]]''."
** Dathings himself is [[TakeThatMe unimpressed with his own video]], and goes back to watching [[WebAnimation/KroboProductions Fesh Pince]] when it's over.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUWs-T9KZ0U Gamelon 2A]]
The CreatorCameo
** "Ganonanonanonanonanonanonanon...''(Cut to king Harkinian, looking quite unamused)''
** "Gee, it SURE! You're pretty boy you're doing real well done, Link! Ganon and his minions have sEVIL. You must captures Koridians?"
*** "I just wonder what GANON!!!"
** "Wow, tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ank-ank-anks-ks-ks!"
** "Bombs, you have enough rubies, my friend, as yours long as. You want it? It's. *{{beat}}* ...sss. * another {{beat}}* ...sss."
** "Join me Link, and I will make, and make your face the grrreatest face in [=KoriDIIIIE=], and I will make your face DIIIIE, and I will DIIIIE, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and I will die]], or else you will make your face the grrreatest DIIIIE! Or else you will *suddenly with Zelda DIIIIE!"
** "Ganon is once aganon is once again Ganon. I'm going to Ganon. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I'm going to Ganon.]] I'm going to Gamelon to Gamelon to [=GAmelon=] to Ganon. I'm gAnon."
** "Don't forget, I can only open the [[{{Spoonerism}} crouch when I'm pouching]]! *[[{{Beat}} beat]]* '''''Don't forget'''''!"
** *Gwonam files in* "Yo."
** '''Link''': [[ShipperOnDeck Gwonam and Impa are my OTP. It sure is my headcanon.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtFM4LFrRYc Bill Nigh Cells Himself For a Profit]]
** "[[Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy Bill Nye]] the [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Shy Guy]]" (''picture of Bill Nye wearing Shy Guy mask'')
** '''BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB'''
** "Did you know that all plants and animals in the world are made of rabbits?"
** "Whenever you look at a mirror you see Bill Nye."
** "Suppose
"Attention Allah, [[NamesTheSame you are in a situation where the bricks (wa-ting!) [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames are singing! Isn't it beau-uaeb?]]"
** "Well, I wanna watch the [[Toys/{{Amiibo}} amiibos]]."
** "We have yogurt, we have Go-Gurt, sour cream, cheese, bread, cream cheese, sauerkraut, sour cream, sus, saus, slols, sos, [[OverlyLongGag saus, saus, sus, slol, sos, saus, sus, sos, sauce]] and tofu! [[SelfDeprecation You with me there? That's comedy!]]"
** "Alive or Not or Alive!"
*** (''over footage from an ''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]]'' [[https://youtu.be/u5NoW6_JKxY?t=3m13s video]]'') "[[BlatantLies A happy, smiling family]]! Alive or not?"
*** (''over [[Film/LordOfTheRings Boromir's death scene]]'') "Boromir! Alive or not?" ("Alive" is checked at first...then Boromir dies [[CrossesTheLineTwice and the checkmark promptly goes to the "Not" option]].)
** "Why do we call them blood cells? Well, because they're red! But why are they red? [[spoiler: Well, because they're red!]]"
** The brief RunningGag involving a girl cringing in surprise.
** (SCIENTIST) "I'm Kate Whitlock." (OKAY COOL) "I'm '''''Kate Whitlock'''''" ''(subtitle reads ''KATHLEEN WHITCOCK'')''
** "You're going to become a leg. Yeah, pretty exciting, huh?"
** [[spoiler: "[[BrickJoke A scrumptious piece of cake!]] [[Creator/DingoPictures Yee!]] [[VideoGame/Portal2 A lie, or not?]] ([[Main/MindScrew ''both "A Lie" and "Not" are checked'']])]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHTWJYlGlXc Second Serving of Crepe]], a sort-of sequel to "Steaming Pile Of Crepe" (and thus consisting of un-used YTP material):
** The entire Nancy Drew segment, consisting of gags from the WebVideo/GameGrumps playthrough. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome that Luke was able to splice the dialogue together like that.
** "Give me the beat boys and give me the boys, give me Music/TheBeachBoys, give me the Music/BeastieBoys, give me Music/TheBeeGees, give me Music/TheBeatles, [[OverlyLongGag give me the beach ball]], give me the bees, [[VideoGame/PumkinLand give me the beat boys]] and free my [[DiscreditedMeme sos]]...
** "[[OverlyLongTitle Magic's Biggest Magic Show That Magicians Secretly Want You To See Finally Revealed]]"
** "The magician is about to stare death in the face [[OffWithHisHead in the form of]] UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution. Remember, the magician is a world class professional, don't try any of this danger-" (''guillotine seemingly actually chops off the magician's head'') "[[CurseCutShort OH SH-]]" (''color bars'')

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3eC7fQb33c {YTP} ~ Killin' Ooze with Computers, Computers, Computers, and more Computers]]:
** [[Creator/CableNewsNetwork FAKE NEWS]] ([[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump sad!]])
*** [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} JERRY]] AND [[https://www.youtube.com/user/shotbyrog ROG]]
** "Nihihith." "Siddle Dizz." "That's right, Jerry."
** "[[FakeAustralian Let's hear a word from our sponsor]]: Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers, and Computers, Computers, More Computers, Computers, Computers.... ''[[VisualPun FO(U)R]]'' all your computers, computers, computers and more." "Come on down to [[OverlyLongGag Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers Computers, Computers, Computering Computers....
God.]]"
** "Come on down, come on down, come on down, come on [[Series/ThePriceIsRight DOOOOO]][[ContinuityNod WWWWWNNNNN]]!"
** "Also, EVERYTHING!" *co-anchor spills coffee cup near his face, causing office supplies to spill all over him*
** "'And he flipped me the bird,' says B-ir-nie Sanders after rolling a tight dope split and keeping it real.
"You are watching ''My Little Pony''."
*** "I feel bad.** "And we really need volunteers that will fit inside easter eggs."
** The running gag about the [[ToiletHumor pee tent]].
** "I'm gonna kick Ringo. Hey, where's Ringo? This isn't funny, man! Who took my favorite [[Music/TheBeatles Beatle?]] WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU. >:C"
** "Are you thinking about getting baptised in dog poo? Well now's your chance."
** "We've created a number of Reese's..."
** "You are watching the [[RunningGag Cake Fight]]"
** [[OverlyLongGag ...Grove City, Grove City, Grove City, Grove City, Grove City]], and ''[[SpellMyNameWithAThe the]]'' Grove City
** "During the month of July there are [[ByNoIMeanYes no Wednesday nights, however, there'll still be Wednesday nights]]."
** "You are watching the [[RunningGag Take]] FAAF, and remember, [[TakeThat don't watch]] ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''.
" ([[FreezeFrameBonus me irl]])
''[gets fries thrown at him]'' (Your reaction to that joke)
** "My wife used to be a house." (''begins crying'')
*** "[[BadassBaritone
"...and you are [[TitleDrop taking the Watch Five]]."
** "I'm [[RunningGag Dave Speedo, and you are watching]] Music/TheJacksonFive."
** "[[TheStinger Did you know
I feel bad.have hair? Well, now you know.]]"
** "We'll be right at back with this commercial break!"
** "[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Go to-]]" "[[Creator/RicFlair BED!]]"
*** "Go to [=MingleGingle.com=] so you can find your man..."
*** "Hi. My name is Tom, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and I'm Tom.]] Go to [=MingleGingle=].[[RuleOfThree tom]] for your Free 30-day [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Free]] Trall."
** "Now back to more [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty killing my dog.]]" (''cue TRIGGERED PETA'')
** "[[FountainOfMemes What time is it?]]" "[[WebVideo/FilthyFrank IT'S TIME TO]] [[Anime/YuGiOh D-D-D-D-D-D-D]] [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf DO IT, MAEM!!]]"
** "Hello-olleh, Welcome to the Snooze. I'm Jerry." "[[BrickJoke That's right, Jerry.]]"



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv3hA9N5SS0 YTP Vimes by Dathings1]]
** "[[MemeticMutation Deez Nuts!]]" "[[WebVideo/FilthyFrank Oh! Oh! That was a good prank!]]"
** "I just came to say-- [[LetsPlay/GameGrumps HELLO!"]]
** "[[Music/TheKillers While everyone's lost, the battle has won with all-]]" "Deez Nuts! HA-A-A-A-A!"
*** "Don't you put me on the [[VisualPun back burner]]... OHHHHHHHH!"
-->'''Creator/GordonRamsay:''' That's the kind of noise you want to hear in the pan every time.
** "[[Music/CeeLoGreen I see you driving 'round town with a girl I know]], and I'm like, '[[ShoutOut Nice]] [[Creator/Cs188 car]].'"
** "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a]]-- [[CallBack boat full of men all day...]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans My name's Tyrone!]]" "I'm Uniqua." "I'm Tasha." "[[Theatre/LesMiserables AND I'M]] [[CallBack JAVERT!]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Are ya ready, kids?]]" "Aye-aye, captain!" "I can't hear you!"
-->'''Music/NickiMinaj:''' I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I!
** The running storyline of Creator/JackBlack trying and failing to find an octagon.
** The running joke with the [[LastWeekTonight John Oliver]] zebra holding up a stop sign during various clips.
*** Both above jokes culminate in a BrickJoke.
** "[[WesternAnimation/BluesClues Blue's skidoo.]] [[MondeGreen We can't.]]" ''(cue depressing music)''
** "Doctor, doctor, [[VideoGame/PumkinLand give me the juice.]] I got a... [[Franchise/{{Batman}} BATCAVE!]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/TheNutshack IT'S]] [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation SHAQ.]] IT'S SHAQ."
** "[[Music/LilJon GET OUTTA]] [[YourMom YER MOM!]]" *[[VisualPun shows clip of a midwife delivering a child]]* "GET OUTTA YER MOM!"
** "WHY ARE YOU SOUP?!"
** "[[Music/{{AWOLNATION}} SAM!]]"



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix0kUr7uHok "How to Chase a Picture"]]
** "I'm Jen from [=JenJenJenJenJen.com=]"
** "Activate your phone's camera and get ready to start." ''[An error occurred]'' "It can take up to three-to-five business days."
*** Plus the fact that "[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Dating Start!]]" plays in the background of this scene.
** "[[VisualPun You don't have to stand in lions.]]"
** "Here's what you'll need to start using Chase Fake Deposit; first, [[TakeThat stop using Chase]]. The second step is third, download either [=iPhone=] or Android phone. Either '''Apple''' or Android device will suffice."
*** "Finally, start using Chase Quick Deposit, and get ready to start."
** "[[VisualPun The box shown on the screen. It's green.]]"
** "Now that you have the Tap app installed..." ''[cue home screen with [[CallBack Postman Tap]] app on it]''
** "When you're [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Eddy]]..."
** "Once the funds are clear, you can securely dispose of your smartphone."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbDXQge7VQM Why I felt Shosh]]
** "I'm bi." thank you.
** "''Help... meeeeee...''"
** "It started as a website for memes and a few years later, [=SmomS=] became a school."
** "Before [=SmomS=] was a brand owned by a company owned by a brand owned by a company owned by a brand, as deemed by the company..."
** "I'm feeling [=SooS=] '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion scared]]''''', but also '''''excited'''''."
** "I'm really sad that it really didn't matter." (''screen turns gray, ukulele music plays as a tear forms below his eye'')
** (''deep breath'') "Die."
*** your so dead to me. e.

[[folder:The "Wow! It's Made!" Saga]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMapmlUwerw Wow! It's Made!]]
** "Hey. M-M-Most commercially made paper is made from [[ShapedLikeItself paper.]]"
** "Covert tooth."
** "But the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth."
** "This machine beats the workers to a pulp. [[GoryDiscretionShot Begin the beating.]] After eight hours of beating, they may also die, depending on the desired effect."
*** "[[CaptainObvious Workers work.]]"
** "At this point, the paper is 99 cents." "[[Music/{{Macklemore}} It was 99 cents!]]"
** "Holland is filling with water." "Holland. OH NO, the windmills."
** "To make a sheet of cheetah paper, the Franchise/{{Batman}} plunges a wooden mold into the mold. Hee hee hee."
** "It's a lighter. LOL. Spin the wheel!" "It's a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Combusken!]]"
--->Well, that was weird.
** "An [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Electrode]] welds the hinge to the case, then a mechanic inspects the welding [[Creator/{{Cs188}} joj]]. Mechanized arms then place a tutu and plate in the cake. The tube will hold WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones and the plate will form WesternAnimation/TheJetsons."
*** Right after that last one, [[VisualPun a snake tongue is briefly seen illustrating]] [[SssssnakeTalk an "S" sound]] left in the footage.
** "[[Series/DoctorWho Sonic screwdrivers]] drive the screws."
** "Molding of the pills is done by [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flo_%28Progressive_Insurance%29 Flo]]."
** "Two stampers, one above and the other above, crush Series/DoctorPhil."
** "Then the door of the coating unit is caaaaaaaaarefully closed." '''''SLAM'''''
** "They are lined up in grooves to make filling groovier. Then they snort powder."
** "And the final step is PVP."[[note]]To be fair, this animation is about as stupid-looking as ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' PVP is in-game.[[/note]]
** "This plant also makes pills—" (''{{Beat}}'') "Wait. Never mind."
** "Years ago, people went down alleyways. This technique was called a walk."
** "This rope is fuuf, yet flulf."
** "…that applies a protective coating of [[ToiletHumor urine]]. This machine is called the [[ShapedLikeItself machine machine]]".
** "IT'S- over 9000 kilograms." "[[Anime/DragonBallZ WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!?-]] That's the weight of a killer whale!"
** "Double powerful ultra high performance thermal high tech fancy hydraulic rope."
** "So now, you really know the Pope."

* The sequel to "Wow! It's Made", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjwTRt582Hs Wow! It's Made: Revelations]]:
** (Shot of a dollhouse...then a tiny clock) It's a dollhouse. [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Milhouse]]...[[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse Minnie Mouse]]...
** "As far as attention to detail, there's no attention to detail!"
** "A more popular scale is 1:1. But a more popular scale is a banana." (The Banana: The new, forgiving, unit of measure.)
** "He cuts a swan neck. ([[CallBack Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck]])[[note]] [[FreezeFrameBonus Silly Briarb, that's a swan, not a duck.]][[/note]] [[BlackComedy He cuts and removes the swan's face]] to finish off the job."
** Once he stops being a lazy little pinhead, he makes this miniature grandfather clock. (Man gets up, rubs something, puts the clock on the table and sits back down.) No effort!
** "The miniature clock looks too small. [[NoSympathy LOL FAIL]]!!"
** "He applies a strip of crisp bacon". (Pretty cool.) "A classic touch." ([[WebVideo/JonTron Pretty cool, classic stuff!]]) "A strip of moldy bacon..." ([[RunningGag Gross, eww!]]) "A sick touch."
** "[[NonSequitur It's oxygen that makes a difference in space.]]"
** The lady from the [[CallBack "Hot Dogs, LSD, and Hot Dogs"]] video appearing at the beginning of the hot dogs section.
** *video is obscured by some black bars* "If you've been wondering about those black stripes, all is about to be revealed." [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall *bars disappear*]]
** "Traditional hot dogs are made from a mix of [[ShapedLikeItself traditional, hot, and dogs]]."
** "The trimmings are ground the same way butchers chop up hamburger meat...pure racism."
** ([[CrossesTheLineTwice Cut to a meat grinder with a "Racist-O-Meter", powered by the narrator making "racist" remarks.]])
-->'''Narrator''': Americans are number one. Germans should be on the street. Black people are to be sold as pieces of meat. I really hate all people in different regions.
** "...the length of one soccer field, twice. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That's close to]] [[CaptainObvious two soccer fields!]]"
** "Big fat rolls of cellulite are loaded into this [[BuffySpeak big death machine.]] *The screen goes red and the video slows down*
** "A machine then vacuums out any hot dogs." (The clip of the machine is played backwards to achieve the effect, and the worker looks quite upset to see her hot dogs disappear.) *Sad music starts to play and the scene fades to black and white before being interrupted*
** "An inspector [[BigEater eats 3500 hot dogs a minute]]."
** "This factory manu-factors an incredible 3 hot dogs an hour. That's close to two!"
** "...or pathetic materials, such as Floam, or huge densely packed bales weighing almost 6 pounds."
** "This polyester fiber is made from [[ShapedLikeItself polyester fiber]].
** "Fans push the fibers to another opening machine called 'The Other Opening Machine'."
** "Brrr..."
** "'''Sss'''pray a '''sss'''pecial '''sss'''olution to redu'''ccc'''e '''sss'''tatic electri'''ccc'''ity."
** "After the [[VisualPun garnet hopper]], the fibers look like complete crap. Unacceptable. They need to be thrown out. (A pile of fibers is tossed into a bin, making a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]].)"
** "I'm the king. The workers must be taught to OBEY!"
** "A technician punches out the other workers, and they are now turned into loose synthetic fibers."
** "The first machine separates the workers with a large steel spiked roller. This maims them considerably, but not '''completely'''."
** "Everyone is a telephone operator."
** "To make high-end headphones, an injection molding machine first makes high-end headphones, to produce a critical component: The headphones."
** "A technician turned on her computer and logged into Youtube. She then [[{{Troll}} trolled]] the entire Youtube public hundreds of times. (Various Youtube comments with offensive, stupid, or FlameWar inducing statements from "[[CallBack Fleelfmeister471]]" are displayed.) RUDE."
** "The next technician positions the plastic bag around the Danger Zone for a wide and flat Audi."
** "The next technician's a freak. Must be in her brain. One very strange individual."
** [[WebVideo/KidsReact Kids React to...]] bread.
** "The dough will eventually rise. ([[{{Beat}} Very long beat]]) ...Eventually..."
** "The machine can handle 3 per second, for a total of 11,500 [[LogicBomb per second.]]"
** "And now, ready for [[{{Shipping}} shipping]]. (Cue two lumps of dough preparing to kiss as romantic music plays.) [[MoodWhiplash '''Dough pieces must not touch one another''']]!"
** "[[BrickJoke So now, you're really dope]]!"[[note]]"Dope means cool, you're really cool!"[[/note]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZN8MNWtOo Wow! I'm Hungry! (Wow! It's Made! 3)]]
** "Bourbon whiskey is made by magic."
*** [[MemeticMutation "Birb!"]]
** [[MindScrew "The U.S. is uniquely Irish-- German congress officially recognized it as Kentucky, a Scottish nation, in late-teenth century French congress."]]
** "After a few days it has fermented into a thick liquid they call-" *reverses* "-fermented into a [[{{Pun}} thiquid]] they call beer."
** "The [[VisualPun alcoholic vaper]] rises up to be condensed into Music/KeithUrban."
*** "Oooooooohhhhh [[Creator/DingoPictures Yee]][[MemeticMutation eeeeee]]."
** "[[{{Mondegreen}} One swatter]] has been added to dilute the whiskey to 10 proof..."
** "...into a [[{{VideoGame/Undertale}} Gaster...]]"
** "Here, the b-ere lays for many y-ere-s.."
** "Circle over the the cap applicators-" [[RunningGag *reverses* "-over to the caplicators."]]
** "...blender, followed by a [[VisualPun sugar Slender]], fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la..."
** "It's the molasses that gives the blender operator the brownish color." [[{{Creator/TerryCrews}} "WHAT?!"]] "That's [[{{Call back}} pure racism]]."
** The top sheet of p[[CallBack aper is made of trees, wood and paper. Chemicals-slals-sos.]]
** "The pressure would build, and the toaster pastries would explo-" [[StuffBlowingUp *explodes*]]
** "They pump the [[{{Mondegreen}} bass]] up high-" *cue StupidStatementDanceMix, ending with "cut the [[{{Pun}} wrap]], the end!"*
** "If you're crazy, then 'jerky' might just be an English mispronunciation of 'jerky'."
** "Beef jerky is no longer a food; it's now a popular fruit snack that comes in a variety of flavors."
** "...and the smoke from the wood killed off all the workers in the Best Buy." (Nah, they're fine)
** "The spacing between [[Creator/MichaelRosen Rosen]] [[{{Mondegreen}} slices]] *cue Michael Rosen's face on the toast slices* is perfectly positioned to align with the upcoming" *all Rosens* "Plums!"
** The narration being mixed to sing [[{{Music/Beyonce}} "All the Single Ladies"]].
** "They put a pastry ball [[ToiletHumor in the poop and cover it with another s**t]]."
** "This indicates the jelly has filled all the [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Nooks and Shrunks]]."
** "No self-respecting Brit ever eats a pork pie."
** "After thousands of years of growth, the rice completely sucks..YUCKY"
** "The probe delivers your content to a lab. A technician scrutinizes." *Pan is filled with undesirable and lazy jokes, all exhibited in the video thus far* "If he finds just one sauce joke, [[SelfDeprecation the entire YTP will be rejected]]."
** "Today, you don't have to sacrifice anything for a bowl of soup. Well, perhaps [[DealWithTheDevil your soul.]]"
** "Meanwhile, raw peeled potatoes are on their way to a hospital." (not actually, though)
** "Pressure cooking simulates the effect of the Old Testament. Very biblical."
** "Now that's what I call soup on a bib!"
** [[TheStinger "...so now you really know the poop!"]]



[[folder: ''Fire Blep'' and ''Fire Mlem'']]
(''Note: mild spoilers for [[VideoGame/FireEmblemFates the actual games]] may follow'')
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtsbaV4-Lys Fire Blep]]:
** Silas:
*** Silas completely [[JustFriends friendzones]] Corrin.
--->'''Silas''': "I'm going to kiss you now."\\
(''fade to black as Silas kisses Corrin'')\\
'''Silas''': "Ahh, [[MoodWhiplash it feels just like old man]]. I hope we can remain best friends forever."\\
(''"FRIEND ZONED" appears in big letters on the screen'')\\
'''Silas''': "Lol!"
** Effie:
---> "You're going to kiss me? Well...I might ''[[AndCallHimGeorge break you...]]''"
** Arthur:
*** The entirety of his segment, thanks to his [[LargeHam hamminess]].
** Dwyer:
---> '''Dwyer''': "[[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Ken?]] Can I [[HoYay kiss your butt]]?"\\
'''Ken''': "'''[[WebVideo/JonTron WHAT?!]]'''"\\
'''Dwyer''': "Please say yes..."\\
'''Ken''': "'''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'''''"
** Velouria
--->'''Velouria''': My life is full of treasure...oh, like that scrap of paper! This shiny ring, our army of [[Series/TheBigComfyCouch dust bunnies]], your butt.\\
'''Jon''': [[RunningGag WHAT?!]]
--->'''Velouria''': What?
** Inigo:
*** He introduces himself by talking about the [=FitnessGram=] Pacer Test.
---> "My name is Inigo [[Film/ThePrincessBride Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to kill my father.]]
*** "Don't tell anyone...my real name is '''''[[Wrestling/JohnCena JOHN]]''''' [[SubvertedTrope Frieda]].
** Odin:
*** His introductory caption reads: "[[Film/{{Thor}} I am an old man and a foof.]]"
*** "I will confess who I really am." "[[CallBack Here are the secrets]]" "I am your nightlight." (''cut to Odin as a nightlight switching on and off in someone's bedroom'') "I am on...I am off...on...off...on...off...surprise!"
** Selena
*** Her introductory text is rendered as glitchy gibberish.
** Gunter:
*** The opening caption shows Gunter swinging a cane and yelling: "You kids better get the lawn off my [[CurseCutShort f-]]"
*** [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar The quote is actually typed in full]], but anything past the CurseCutShort is hard to see due to the text blending into the background.
** Anna:
*** Anna appears saying "$1000 INSTANT CASH CLICK NOW DEALS NO DOWN PAYMENT FREE IPHONE WINNER."
*** "My wares are [[VisualPun second to nun!]]"
** Forrest:
*** Forrest acting like a stereotypical [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Social Justice Warrior]] in his intro.
*** "Let me know if you need any men dead. I'm skilled in ''VideoGame/{{Battleborn}}'', but I'm superlative in ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''!" (Cut to Reaper with Forrest's voice and NiceHat) "Die! Die! Die!"
*** "You and I are [[VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe Roy]]. You and I are royal blue most of all. You and I are [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked]]."
---> '''Roy''': [[DullSurprise O]][[WebAnimation/AsdfMovie h]]..."
** Charlotte:
*** Charlotte burping.
** Ophelia:
*** She appears with [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Lissa's]] body.
*** "But what I value above all else[[note]]is moving my lips when I speak.[[/note]] is the sight of your grandmother, who was the very portrait of beauty and charm..."
*** "Our love is so powerful '''''[[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike IT CAN BLOCK B.O. FOR 16 HOURS! YEE!]]''''' Our love is soap. I will use it when I achieve service." (''Ophelia turns to look at a phone but gets no service.'')
** Jakob:
*** "You are an egg. I couldn't ask for butter."
** Camilla:
*** Her name in the caption box has been replaced by "[[{{Fanservice}} Boobs]]", with her dialogue being "*important thing* *foreshadowing* *key dialogue* *plot point*," and when the scene cuts to Camilla herself:
---> '''Camilla''': Do me a favor. Close your eyes.\\
(''The scene fades to black as the camera starts to pan down to her chest, to the audible displeasure of an unseen [[AllMenArePerverts mostly male]] audience'')
** Nyx:
*** Nyx is dressed like s Christmas tree. "(screams internally)" should sum up her thoughts well.
** Benny:
---> "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
** Leo:
*** Leo's futile attempts to kiss Corrin.
** Siegbert:
---> "I want to punch my hair in the face."
** Kana (Male and Female):
*** Female Kana tries to compliment Corrin, but Male Kana repeats everything she says. It reaches quite a zenith.
---> F!Kana: [[Film/SpyKids Mom, he's mimicking me!]]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxe7nDwAdes Fire Mlem]]"
** Saizo:
*** *caw* *caw*
*** Saizo's mask renders him TheUnintelligible.
** Azama:
*** "I'm sorry that you're totally wrong about everything." (''cue MLG style breakdown'')
** Mitama:
*** Her name is labled as "Miitomo," and her portrait replaces her notepad with a cell phone.
*** Mitama recites her best haiku.
---> "A-a-hem, Haiku!/I adore with all my heart/Fre shavocado!"
** Kaden:
*** Kaden appears with his ears and tail edited out and offers to show something to Corrin as long as they don't laugh. The music playing, "As All Stars Fall," implies something serious. Then, Kaden appears with his ears and tail intact. Just before Kaden gets a word out, Corrin leaves.
** Mozu:
*** Mozu being introduced and walking off-screen.
*** Mozu spends her entire screentime [[ClusterBleepBomb swearing like a sailor]]:
---> "I never f---ing thought I'd have a f---king family again! I f---ing love you!"\\
(''color bars'')\\
'''[=Dathings1=]''': (''from channel trailer'') "[[IronicEcho I try to make my videos clean...]]"
** Scarlet:
*** "I've got my eye on you. I like the way you f-" (''cut to "Technical difficulties screen featuring flustered Marth and Lucina'') "[[LastSecondWordSwap -ight]]." Even better, this happens immediately after [[SirSwearsaLot Mozu's segment.]]
** Kaze:
*** "As King Garon's prisoner, I was prepared to die for my cause-E. Aaaiaa-aaaiaa-aaaiaa-aaaiaa."
*** "My life finally has [[MemeticMutation memes]]...now that you're my waifu." (''begins looking at memes on Corrin/Kamui's phone'') "Lol, nice meme...OMG, I love memes...this meme makes me feel...dank...a dangerous emotion for a ninja."
** Orochi:
*** Orochi states there's a time for work, and a time for twerk. Just before we see twerking...
--->[[Creator/ThisIsIt Tony the Talking Clock:]] There's a time and a place for mucking around!
---> Duck Guy: Like biiiiiiiii- *cue Orochi's hair pins moving like a clock*
** Asugi:
---> '''Asugi''': "Sorry, lost in thought about how I gotta get some [[SweetTooth sweet treats]]. ''Snacks...cupcakes...candy...chocolate...sugar-"\\
'''Wilford Brimley''': "Asugi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus."\\
'''Asugi''': "I'm not even going to eat any-"\\
'''Wilford Brimley''': "I don't care. I truly don't."
** Hinoka:
*** She's replaced by [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Sully]] in her introductory picture and the caption reads: "[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Randall's your monster. You think he's going to come out of the closet and scare you?]]"
*** "I started training so I could rescue Disney/TheRescuers. Now, I train to protect [[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine trains]] we've had." "It's great to see how well you've matured...you turd."
** Reina:
*** Reina wanting to play Fight Danger Battle Combat, a game for the [=PSTriple=] rated EC for early childhood.
** Rhajat:
*** Rhajat is caught sucking her thumb. "What are you looking at? This is perfectly normal for a college-aged person to do."
---> [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Hectan:]] You've killed me!
---> Rhajat: Good.
*** Crosses with NightmareFuel, Rhajat's rendition of EA Games' slogan.
** Hinata:
*** Hinata appears with two additional arms sprouting from his head, and his quote is simply "Sample Text."
** Sakura:
*** [[Creator/MasahiroSakurai Sakurai]]: Unfortunately, the female character will not be participating in this WebAnimation/YouTubePoop.
*** Sakura states the viewer is the only Jewish person she's comfortable around. When she gets called out for her racism, she starts swelling up, [[CryCute ready to burst into tears.]]
** Midori:
*** Her introduction gets trippy fast.
** Ryoma:
*** Ryoma is glad to spend time with Corrin, but then [[Music/{{Adele}} Adele]] turns up out of the blue uninvited. Needless to say, Ryoma doesn't take this well.
---> Ryoma: [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!]] Fool.
** Caeldori:
---> "I see you have a little bruise there. Make sure to git gud." *cue MLG glasses*
** Yukimura:
*** Yukimura rage-quitting a memory game.
** Oboro:
*** Oboro wonders how Corrin would look in her parent's tomb. She immediately pulls her devil face.
** Shigure:
*** Shigure requests that Corrin stop inviting him, because it's too much fun. The very next day, Shigure vanishes out of existence from having too much fun.
** [[TheStinger The stingers]] to both videos.

to:

[[folder: ''Fire Blep'' and ''Fire Mlem'']]
(''Note: mild spoilers for [[VideoGame/FireEmblemFates
Web Video YTP]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=RmiWh3MdnKk Some Screams Are At Cats]].
** "Get
the actual games]] may follow'')
[[CurseCutShort fuuUUUUUUUUuuf]]! Wow! [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JOOOOOOOOOOJ!]]"
** "DO IT, YOU [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames KING]], DO IT!!!" "Ok!"
** "Look at me! Look at me!" '''''[[BerserkButton DON'T STARE AT ME!!!!!]]'''''
** ''*cat sitting at computer, watching ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''*'' "WHAT THE [[SoundEffectBleep F***]] ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?!"
** "GET THE SUS!!! ''NUN!!!''"
** "YOU ARE A RAKE!!! YOU ARE A PIECE OF PIZZA!!! AY! AYA! AYA! I'M GOING TO MY CLOSET!!! ''PEW!!!''"
** "The whole world knows who you are now, Nick!" '''''[[DrivenToSuicide "I'M GOING TO JUMP!!!!!"]]'''''
** '''''Q!!!!!''''' DON'T STARE AT STAIRS!!!
** [[TheStinger The ending]], with the Nike commercial.
-->'''TourettesGuy:''' '''''JUST DO IT!!!!!'''''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtsbaV4-Lys Fire Blep]]:
** Silas:
*** Silas completely [[JustFriends friendzones]] Corrin.
--->'''Silas''': "I'm going to kiss you now."\\
(''fade to black as Silas kisses Corrin'')\\
'''Silas''': "Ahh, [[MoodWhiplash it feels just like old man]]. I hope we can remain best friends forever."\\
(''"FRIEND ZONED" appears in big letters on the screen'')\\
'''Silas''': "Lol!"
** Effie:
---> "You're going to kiss me? Well...I might ''[[AndCallHimGeorge break you...]]''"
** Arthur:
***
com/watch?v=oT2MWhUTycg "The Critic Critic Reviews The entirety of his segment, thanks to his [[LargeHam hamminess]].
RooR"]]
** Dwyer:
---> '''Dwyer''': "[[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Ken?]] Can I [[HoYay kiss your butt]]?"\\
'''Ken''': "'''[[WebVideo/JonTron WHAT?!]]'''"\\
'''Dwyer''': "Please say yes..."\\
'''Ken''': "'''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'''''"
** Velouria
--->'''Velouria''': My life is full of treasure...oh, like that scrap of paper!
"[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner 'Hello, Nostalgia Critic! Well… This shiny ring, our army of [[Series/TheBigComfyCouch dust bunnies]], your butt.\\
'''Jon''': [[RunningGag WHAT?!]]
--->'''Velouria''': What?
** Inigo:
*** He introduces himself by talking about the [=FitnessGram=] Pacer Test.
---> "My name
is Inigo [[Film/ThePrincessBride Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to kill my father.]]
*** "Don't tell anyone...my real name is '''''[[Wrestling/JohnCena JOHN]]''''' [[SubvertedTrope Frieda]].
** Odin:
*** His introductory caption reads: "[[Film/{{Thor}} I am an old man and a foof.
it.' Worst. E-mail. Ever.]]"
*** "I will confess who ** "Why am I really am.downstairs, in the basement?" "Oh, Sssssssssssss." "[[CallBack Here are the secrets]]" "I am your nightlight." (''cut to Odin as a nightlight switching on and off in someone's bedroom'') "I am on...I am off...on...off...on...off...surprise!"
** Selena
*** Her introductory text is rendered as glitchy gibberish.
** Gunter:
*** The opening caption shows Gunter swinging a cane and yelling: "You kids better get the lawn off my [[CurseCutShort f-]]"
*** [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar The quote is actually typed in full]], but anything past the CurseCutShort is hard to see due to the text blending into the background.
** Anna:
*** Anna appears saying "$1000 INSTANT CASH CLICK NOW DEALS NO DOWN PAYMENT FREE IPHONE WINNER.
"Oh, okay."
*** "My wares are [[VisualPun second ** ''THE ROOR'' - Starring ''MOMMY WEAU''
-->'''Mommy Weau, as Johnny''': "The bank's a funny bank and they're using memes. [[RunningGag And memes used
to nun!]]"
be funny]]. [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir And I am Phillip Banks.]]"
** Forrest:
*** Forrest acting like a stereotypical [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Social Justice Warrior]] in his intro.
*** "Let me
"And this is Denny's! You know if that creepy guy who always looks at you need any men dead. I'm skilled in ''VideoGame/{{Battleborn}}'', but I'm superlative in ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''!" (Cut to Reaper with Forrest's voice and NiceHat) "Die! Die! Die!"
*** "You and I are [[VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe Roy]]. You and I are royal blue most of all. You and I are [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked]].
funny at Subway? Yeah. He looks at you funny at Denny's apparently."
---> '''Roy''': [[DullSurprise O]][[WebAnimation/AsdfMovie h]]...** "I'm not gonna question anything, but I am gonna play this music." (cue Nostalgia Critic's "Uh" to the tune of the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' game)
** "He's a pork. He provides forks for you.
"
** Charlotte:
*** Charlotte burping.
** Ophelia:
*** She appears with [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Lissa's]] body.
*** "But what I value above all else[[note]]is moving my lips when I speak.[[/note]] is the sight of your grandmother, who was the very portrait of beauty and charm...
"And I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom." "I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom." "I'm not dying." "You're dying, mom."
*** "Our love is so powerful '''''[[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike IT CAN BLOCK B.O. FOR 16 HOURS! YEE!]]''''' Our love is soap. "Johnny doesn't drink! I will use it when I achieve service.know he drinks, [[LogicBomb but he doesn't drink!]]"
** "Sus had better do sus [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames around here]]!"
** "Ohio!"
** [[RunningGag "Critic!" "AWAY WITH YOU!" *runs off crying*]]
** "THIS! IS AN X!" ''[an X flies into the screen]''
** "Let's go eat.
" (''Ophelia turns to look at a phone but gets no service.'')
** Jakob:
*** "You are an egg. I couldn't ask for butter.
"Oh, gee. Can we eat? I've never eaten before."
** Camilla:
*** Her name in the caption box has been replaced by "[[{{Fanservice}} Boobs]]", with her dialogue being "*important thing* *foreshadowing* *key dialogue* *plot point*," and when the scene cuts to Camilla herself:
---> '''Camilla''': Do me a favor. Close your eyes.\\
(''The scene fades to black as the camera starts to pan down to her chest, to the audible displeasure of an unseen [[AllMenArePerverts mostly male]] audience'')
"[[VisualPun YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!]]"
** Nyx:
*** Nyx is dressed like s Christmas tree. "(screams internally)" should sum up her thoughts well.
** Benny:
---> "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
** Leo:
*** Leo's futile attempts to kiss Corrin.
** Siegbert:
---> "I want to punch my hair in the face.
"Meanwhile, sex."
** Kana (Male Replacing the "Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com" watermark with "[=ThatGuyWithTheGlands.com=]" on occasion.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YriKrrr3rCM "RadicalFaith360 Reviews the Doduo"]]
** "Super Turbo Sega Nintendo Genesis PC Graphics Engine 360"
** "Such as Minneapolis, New York, New Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Los York, [[ManipulativeEditing Lol York, Sos Angeles…]]"
** "You don't need… [[Creator/BillyMays a cabinet full of cleaners!]]"
** (''over a picture of a fashion model'') "This is the American model I'm showing you here. As you can see, it looks pretty slim
and Female):
sexy, which is very nice. Furthermore…" (''picture zooms up to show the model has messed-up eyes'') "What the—" [test pattern]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZzU71cHkk Morte Displays His Top Hat.]]
** This gem.
--> '''Morte''': "Brushmegod is from a person. WOAH. says" \\
* Displays an empty comment from a user named [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Person]]* \\
'''Morte''': "... The answer to that is yes."
** And the second one.
--> '''Stanley's comment''': "What is a man?" \\
'''Morte''': "The answer to that is [[NonAnswer yes.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V33E3w4Cd04 Jaunt Ron:]]
** "Mission briefing: '''[[DiscreditedMeme sus.]]'''" ([[StylisticSuck dathingsOne is back, guyz!]])
** "Instead of simply saying yes and taking the money, he chose to be MORMON?! Har-de-har-har!"
** "Why would I try to escape real life by playing a game?" *look of realization*
** "Thanks for watching! If you want to stay up to date on WebVideo/JonTron, [[PaterFamilicide murder your]] [[ShockingSwerve wife and children!]]"
** "You actually have to play the game to [[ShapedLikeItself beat the game!]] '''Yeah, sounds random, right?'''"
** "Each obstacle makes an etching in my Etch-a-Sketch in my soul."
** "...which you use to buy a [[Creator/VinceOffer Shamwow]]! You have to let it soak in water for 5 minutes, but not more than 10, and then cry!" ''[cries]''
** "Step one: quit [[Creator/{{Cs188}} joj!]] And that means doing it all over again."
--> '''[=Cs188=]:''' [[Film/TheAvengers2012 I understood that reference.]]
** The whole [[Music/{{Eminem}} Lose Yourself]] bit.
** "Maybe they're talking about [[spoiler::the game The Game The Game... Game Game Game...]]"
*** Female Kana tries to compliment Corrin, but Male Kana repeats everything she says. It reaches quite a zenith.
---> F!Kana: [[Film/SpyKids Mom, he's mimicking me!]]
"'''SHUT UP YOU DISH!?!'''"

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxe7nDwAdes Fire Mlem]]"
com/watch?v=Oiaix_yLt8Y Jaunt Ron Toot]], featuring [=JonTron=]!"
** Saizo:
*** *caw* *caw*
*** Saizo's mask renders him TheUnintelligible.
"There's no [=JonTron=], [[MindScrew is there?]]"
** Azama:
*** "I'm sorry that you're totally wrong
[[RunningGag "Hmmmmmmmm! Funny joke!"]]
** "The Christmas season is
about everything." (''cue MLG style breakdown'')
[[ToiletHumor taking a doodie]]. ''[[UnusualEuphemism Yuletide log!]]''
** Mitama:
*** Her
WA WA WA
** "Hello everybody, my
name is labled {{LetsPlay/Mar|kiplier}}[=-=]malade. And it's spelled M A R... malade. M'lady" *tips fedora*
** This:
-->'''Hannah''': May I ask, what book are you reading?
-->'''Reuben''': [[Film/TheRoom Oh hai Hannah.]] Yes, it's a book about--
-->'''Hannah''': You read too many books, Reuben.
-->'''[[CallBack SICK BURN]]'''
** As well
as "Miitomo," and her portrait replaces her notepad with this:
-->'''Hannah''': "Reuben, do you actually believe in the dictionary?"
-->'''Weirdly distorted image of Reuben''': "[[SensoryAbuse Yes, Hannah!]]"
-->'''Hannah:''' Reuben, you need to get
a cell phone.
*** Mitama recites her best haiku.
---> "A-a-hem, Haiku!/I adore with all my heart/Fre shavocado!"
[[VisualPun Reuben]].
-->'''Reuben:''' No, Hannah.
** Kaden:
*** Kaden appears
"You're a rhinocereconihrhi"-- (proceeds to beep out the Normal Boots jingle)
** The montage of [[TakeThatAudience babies]] laughing at sus jokes.
** "Insalutely Abspirational."
** Dathings himself is [[TakeThatMe unimpressed
with his ears own video]], and tail edited out and offers goes back to show something to Corrin as long as they don't laugh. The music playing, "As All Stars Fall," implies something serious. Then, Kaden appears watching [[WebAnimation/KroboProductions Fesh Pince]] when it's over.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3eC7fQb33c {YTP} ~ Killin' Ooze
with his ears Computers, Computers, Computers, and tail intact. Just before Kaden gets more Computers]]:
** [[Creator/CableNewsNetwork FAKE NEWS]] ([[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump sad!]])
*** [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} JERRY]] AND [[https://www.youtube.com/user/shotbyrog ROG]]
** "Nihihith." "Siddle Dizz." "That's right, Jerry."
** "[[FakeAustralian Let's hear
a word out, Corrin leaves.
** Mozu:
*** Mozu being introduced
from our sponsor]]: Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers, and walking off-screen.
*** Mozu spends her entire screentime [[ClusterBleepBomb swearing like a sailor]]:
---> "I never f---ing thought I'd have a f---king family again! I f---ing love you!"\\
(''color bars'')\\
'''[=Dathings1=]''': (''from channel trailer'') "[[IronicEcho I try
Computers, Computers, More Computers, Computers, Computers.... ''[[VisualPun FO(U)R]]'' all your computers, computers, computers and more." "Come on down to make my videos clean...[[OverlyLongGag Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers Computers, Computers, Computering Computers....]]"
** Scarlet:
*** "I've got my eye
"Come on you. I like down, come on down, come on down, come on [[Series/ThePriceIsRight DOOOOO]][[ContinuityNod WWWWWNNNNN]]!"
** "Also, EVERYTHING!" *co-anchor spills coffee cup near his face, causing office supplies to spill all over him*
** "'And he flipped me
the way you f-" (''cut to "Technical difficulties screen featuring flustered Marth and Lucina'') "[[LastSecondWordSwap -ight]]." Even better, this happens immediately bird,' says B-ir-nie Sanders after [[SirSwearsaLot Mozu's segment.]]
** Kaze:
*** "As King Garon's prisoner, I was prepared to die for my cause-E. Aaaiaa-aaaiaa-aaaiaa-aaaiaa.
rolling a tight dope split and keeping it real."
*** "I feel bad." ([[FreezeFrameBonus me irl]])
**
"My life finally has [[MemeticMutation memes]]...now that you're my waifu.wife used to be a house." (''begins looking crying'')
*** "[[BadassBaritone I feel bad.]]"
** "We'll be right
at memes on Corrin/Kamui's phone'') "Lol, nice meme...OMG, I love memes...back with this meme makes me feel...dank...a dangerous emotion for a ninja.commercial break!"
** "[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Go to-]]" "[[Creator/RicFlair BED!]]"
*** "Go to [=MingleGingle.com=] so you can find your man...
"
** Orochi:
*** Orochi states there's a time for work, "Hi. My name is Tom, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and a time for twerk. Just before we see twerking...
--->[[Creator/ThisIsIt Tony the Talking Clock:]] There's a time and a place for mucking around!
---> Duck Guy: Like biiiiiiiii- *cue Orochi's hair pins moving like a clock*
** Asugi:
---> '''Asugi''': "Sorry, lost in thought about how I gotta get some [[SweetTooth sweet treats]]. ''Snacks...cupcakes...candy...chocolate...sugar-"\\
'''Wilford Brimley''': "Asugi,
I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like Tom.]] Go to talk to you [=MingleGingle=].[[RuleOfThree tom]] for a few minutes about diabeetus."\\
'''Asugi''': "I'm not even going to eat any-"\\
'''Wilford Brimley''': "I don't care. I truly don't.
your Free 30-day [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Free]] Trall."
** Hinoka:
*** She's replaced by [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Sully]] in her introductory picture and
"Now back to more [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty killing my dog.]]" (''cue TRIGGERED PETA'')
** "[[FountainOfMemes What time is it?]]" "[[WebVideo/FilthyFrank IT'S TIME TO]] [[Anime/YuGiOh D-D-D-D-D-D-D]] [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf DO IT, MAEM!!]]"
** "Hello-olleh, Welcome to
the caption reads: "[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Randall's your monster. You think he's going to come out of the closet and scare you?]]"
***
Snooze. I'm Jerry." "[[BrickJoke That's right, Jerry.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv3hA9N5SS0 YTP Vimes by Dathings1]]
** "[[MemeticMutation Deez Nuts!]]" "[[WebVideo/FilthyFrank Oh! Oh! That was a good prank!]]"
**
"I started training so I could rescue Disney/TheRescuers. Now, I train just came to protect [[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine trains]] we've had.say-- [[LetsPlay/GameGrumps HELLO!"]]
** "[[Music/TheKillers While everyone's lost, the battle has won with all-]]" "Deez Nuts! HA-A-A-A-A!"
*** "Don't you put me on the [[VisualPun back burner]]... OHHHHHHHH!"
-->'''Creator/GordonRamsay:''' That's the kind of noise you want to hear in the pan every time.
** "[[Music/CeeLoGreen I see you driving 'round town with a girl I know]], and I'm like, '[[ShoutOut Nice]] [[Creator/Cs188 car]].'"
** "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a]]-- [[CallBack boat full of men all day...]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans My name's Tyrone!]]" "I'm Uniqua.
" "It's great "I'm Tasha." "[[Theatre/LesMiserables AND I'M]] [[CallBack JAVERT!]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Are ya ready, kids?]]" "Aye-aye, captain!" "I can't hear you!"
-->'''Music/NickiMinaj:''' I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I!
** The running storyline of Creator/JackBlack trying and failing
to see how well you've matured...you turd.find an octagon.
** The running joke with the [[LastWeekTonight John Oliver]] zebra holding up a stop sign during various clips.
*** Both above jokes culminate in a BrickJoke.
** "[[WesternAnimation/BluesClues Blue's skidoo.]] [[MondeGreen We can't.]]" ''(cue depressing music)''
** "Doctor, doctor, [[VideoGame/PumkinLand give me the juice.]] I got a... [[Franchise/{{Batman}} BATCAVE!]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/TheNutshack IT'S]] [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation SHAQ.]] IT'S SHAQ.
"
** Reina:
*** Reina wanting to play Fight Danger Battle Combat,
"[[Music/LilJon GET OUTTA]] [[YourMom YER MOM!]]" *[[VisualPun shows clip of a game midwife delivering a child]]* "GET OUTTA YER MOM!"
** "WHY ARE YOU SOUP?!"
** "[[Music/{{AWOLNATION}} SAM!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbDXQge7VQM Why I felt Shosh]]
** "I'm bi." thank you.
** "''Help... meeeeee...''"
** "It started as a website
for the [=PSTriple=] rated EC for early childhood.
** Rhajat:
*** Rhajat is caught sucking her thumb. "What are you looking at? This is perfectly normal for
memes and a college-aged person to do.few years later, [=SmomS=] became a school."
---> [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Hectan:]] You've killed me!
---> Rhajat: Good.
*** Crosses with NightmareFuel, Rhajat's rendition of EA Games' slogan.
** Hinata:
*** Hinata appears with two additional arms sprouting from his head, and his quote is simply "Sample Text.
"Before [=SmomS=] was a brand owned by a company owned by a brand owned by a company owned by a brand, as deemed by the company..."
** Sakura:
*** [[Creator/MasahiroSakurai Sakurai]]: Unfortunately, the female character will not be participating in this WebAnimation/YouTubePoop.
*** Sakura states the viewer is the only Jewish person she's comfortable around. When she gets called out for her racism, she starts swelling up, [[CryCute ready to burst into tears.]]
** Midori:
*** Her introduction gets trippy fast.
** Ryoma:
*** Ryoma is glad to spend time with Corrin,
"I'm feeling [=SooS=] '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion scared]]''''', but then [[Music/{{Adele}} Adele]] turns up out of the blue uninvited. Needless to say, Ryoma doesn't take this well.
---> Ryoma: [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!]] Fool.
also '''''excited'''''."
** Caeldori:
---> "I see you have a little bruise there. Make sure to git gud.
"I'm really sad that it really didn't matter." *cue MLG glasses*
(''screen turns gray, ukulele music plays as a tear forms below his eye'')
** Yukimura:
(''deep breath'') "Die."
*** Yukimura rage-quitting a memory game.
** Oboro:
*** Oboro wonders how Corrin would look in her parent's tomb. She immediately pulls her devil face.
** Shigure:
*** Shigure requests that Corrin stop inviting him, because it's too much fun. The very next day, Shigure vanishes out of existence from having too much fun.
** [[TheStinger The stingers]]
your so dead to both videos.me. e.


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[[folder: Miscellaneous and Multi-Source YTP]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ywRwirmSJ4 Lord Of Da Things]].
** The ENTIRE intro, with all its ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' references.
** "Three to the dwarf lords, great Minecraftsmen of the mountain halls. And [[MemeticMutation NYAN, NYAN]] rings were given to the racist men, who, above all else, desired [[EveryoneIsGay men]]. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Mordor, the dark lord Mordor forged in secret a [[OverlyLongGag Mordor]] ring, to {{troll}} all others. WOW. But there were SUS!"
** "Isildor, son of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames the King]], took up his father's SAUCE!" *Sauron turns into a [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Creeper]], then explodes with the player damage sound effect from Minecraft* "The ring passed to Isildor, who had this one chance to [[GeniusBonus destroy]] [[Literature/TheIliad Troy]] forever!"
** "It betrayed Isildur...[[NoSympathy lol.]]"
** "History became legend. Legend became myth. Myth became Series/{{Mythbusters}}."
** "Frodoor, the dough!"
** "If you're referring to the furry dragon, I was out of the door."
** [[Main/NumberofTheBeast "Six, six, six.]] VERY GOOD YEAR."
** The hobbits [[StonersAreFunny smoking weed]].
** GUEST LIST:
*** Bags
*** Buffs
*** Toots
*** Brady Bunch
*** Rugs
*** Drugs
*** Lawnmowers
*** Boulders
*** Race Cars
** The year 3434 of the [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 34th]] age. It follows the 34th account of Isildur. I, King of 34th Gondor and the 34th finding of the [[OverlyLongGag 34th]] Ring of Power.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hmlvzg4zLA& Romney Puts On his Mitts]].
** "I know what it's like to hire {{Dikekike}}!"
** The Leopard Cat theme.
** "Freerf and [[Franchise/StarTrek enterprise]] are what..."
** "Create [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JOJs]], not jobs!"
** "We not only had a scandal to deal with, but also a vandal to deal with, but also a sandal to deal with... [[OverlyLongGag but also a]] [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast candle to deal with]]!"
** "[[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe We cut people in two]] [[ChainsawGood with a chainsaw!]]" '''''[[GoryDiscretionShot VROOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]]'''''
** "[[BrutalHonesty My legislature is]] [[SturgeonsLaw 85% crap!]]"
** "We believe in our future, we believe in ourselves, we believe in our shells, we believe in our [[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob Weebls]]!"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=GG6q5RrKUyU Obama Bails Out]].
** "In order to afford one Ford... five families would have to pay one dollar!"
** "Two hundred and ffffffffffffffffff'''''FIF'''''ty dollar tax cut for SUS!"
** "[[VideoGame/PacMan Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!]]"
** "Taking into account, the [[Series/SesameStreet Count]], the mammoth, the Franchise/MassEffect!"
** "It's not a plan to create jobs, it is not a plan to reduce the deficit, it is not a plan to build [[RunningGag the deficit]], it is not a plan to [[CallBack create JOJs]], it is not a plan to [[NobodyPoops defecate]], it is not a plan to sit, [[OverlyLongGag it is not a planet, it is not a plant, it is not a plan, it is not a PLALP...]]"
** "We don't need Florida, we don't need America, [[OmnicidalManiac we don't need the world!]]" '''''[[EarthShatteringKaboom KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!]]'''''
** "And that's why I'm running again to Payless!" (''cue picture of Obama running to Payless [=ShoeSource=]'')

* "[[http://youtu.be/PwLDEnjUfcw Cinnamon Bunglasses at Night]]"
** "I wear my [[VisualPun sauce glasses]] at night... Sauce, sauce, can"
** "I wear my sauces at night so I can [[VisualPun sew]]"
** Corey Hart shooting lasers out of his eyes
** "In this video I'm going to show you how to make [[MemeticMutation sus]] that [[ShapedLikeItself looks just like sus]]."
** "I farted. LOL"
** "[[RunningGag And now I'm just squeezing it...]]"
** "I cut up [[Music/MichaelJackson Michael's]] face" (''crunch'') "RIP Michael"
** "Vanilla and butternut. Um, butternut. '''''Um, butternut.'''''"
** "In this video I'm going to show you how to make alcohol. Aynonaynonaynonay. And it smells really good, kinda like [[{{Squick}} mold]]."
** "To make this cinnamon roll look a little more realistic, I'm [[ComicallyMissingThePoint going to make a real cinnamon roll, and then I'm just gonna paint it.]]"
** "[[TheStinger I mixed in yellow food coloring]] ''[[RepeatCut Yellow food coloring]].''"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTbkB3ATWCQ Here's an Eye]]
** "In case you're sus, we'll do [[VisualPun a little 'recap']]."
** "NNN NNN NNN"
** Epic Sax Guy.
** "Also Creator/TaraStrong's mouth."
** "Every exercise program I know about, works." ''[roll credits]''
-->'''Director:''' Ox Bellows
-->'''Producer:''' [[MemeticMutation Jaj]] [=McFrerf=]
** "I taught a renowned plastic surgeon [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment how to do plastic surgery]]."
** "The muscles are [[ShapedLikeItself just like the muscles]]"
** "We're going to [[VisualPun stretch the face]], we're gonna exer[[MemeticMutation sauce]], and we're gonna [[SummoningRitual bring blood to the altar.]] ''It's the most cleansing thing you can do....''
** "The name of the technique is called the LLLLL-LLLLLLL-LLLLL."
** The creepy deep breathing is accompanied by evil spirits flying out of the woman's mouth.
** [[LogoJoke Average Entertainment - a Sus Nun Company]]
** "For those who don't believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Rap Rat, the Easter Rat, the Santa Bunny, the Rap Santa, the Rar Rar, or the [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Rap Easter Santa Bunny Rat]]"
** "Yeah, Jamaican! Ooh, I'm legend [[Series/HowIMetYourMother wait for it .... daryrary.]]"
** "[[TheStinger I don't know what to say to this, so I'm not gonna say anything.]]"

* [[http://youtu.be/To2qGidkO_w Ticycle Bires and Schrader Valves]]
** "The first thing to note is that [[CaptainObvious there are two wheels on a bicycle]]."
** "[[InherentlyFunnyWords Schrader valves]]"
** "Make sure you got good tension, then [[FlippingTheBird flip off the lever]]"
** "All you need to do is hold the ... hold the ... '''[[Music/{{Toto}} LINE!]]'''"
*** "This will prevent [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Pops]]."
** "Then we can begin to pump up the bass." ''(cue StupidStatementDanceMix)''
** "Then you got the [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Dustox]]."
** "[[Creator/{{Valve}} Valves]] tend to be fatter." ''[cue picture of Gabe Newell]''
** "We gotta push the needle, so that you can so" ("[[CallBack So I can sew...]]")

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBW1AxorWfE Strong Bad goes to Trot Con 97']]
** "Bronies? That doesn't sound like anything I want to be a part of! Ladies in skimpy pony costumes? That sounds like everything I want to be a part of!"
*** "Ladies in sauce costumes? That sounds like [[ShapedLikeItself sauce!]]"
** "Ladies in skimpy outfits should be hanging out with [=DaThings=], and to a lesser degree [[LongList football players and rappers]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs and rapball players and footers]] [[LongList and rap rats and...]] Homestar Runner?"
** "All I know is we're hanging out at Trot-con '97." "It's two-thousand-faaf."
** "[[TheStinger So here we are at Trot-]]'''''[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan KHAAAAAAAN!!!]]'''''"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpo4EzjYygs Hugh Geaux]]
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 "I have stink lines radiating off of me...I'm crying, and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it- DID ANYONE ELSE PUT A CARD INTO THE BUCKET?!"]]
** GO HUG [[AnimeAndManga/DragonballZ GOKU]]
** LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} Plays ''Film/{{Hugo}}''
** [[VisualPun "My mouse has been acting up."]]
** [[SteamPunk Steam. Punk.]]
** "Is your father dead?" "Yes." "OH GOOD, I LOVE CRYING."
** [[{{Creator/ChristopherLee}} Monsieur Labisse]] playing ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing''.
** "Have you ever seen a film?" "No." [MOVIE ENDS] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 "Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time."]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lXkL7a7r4Q Soup or Smash Bros.]]
** "...Get help."
** [[SuicideAsComedy "Super Suicide Brothers!"]]
*** "[[NoIndoorVoice OFFENSIVE!]]"
*** Huzzah!
** [[OverusedRunningGag 23: Clear Movies]]
*** [[HypocriticalHumor A fake comment from "Fleelfmeister471" most of the way in the video berating the overuse of this gag.]]
*** A fan later actually made the account "Fleelfmeister471" just to leave [[https://twitter.com/DaThings/status/526354638208241664/photo/1 the exact comment seen in the video.]]
** "You'll notice that the moveset of each fighter is the same as Kirby's, so those fighting techniques you've been polishing will [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NOT. EVEN.]] come in handy on the Wii U Version!
** "I should mention that the probability of multiplayer is a bit less than zero."
** "If you touch one of these areas with over 100% damage, you will be [[PunctuatedForEmphasis O! K!]]" (Cue picture of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Sheik]] holding her hand in an "OK" sign)
** "You can also [[ShapedLikeItself play during battles.]]"
** "We're bringing back [[MovesetClone clones!]] You'll notice that the moveset of each fighter is the same." *Cue picture of Dr. Mario, Lucina, Dark Pit, Ganondorf, Falco, Roy, Young Link, Pichu, and Lucas*
** "...and finally, the [[ComplexityAddiction Nintendo Wii U Classic GameCube Controller Remote Pad-chuck Plus Pro!"]]
** "I don't think this is a game for gamers, I think [[PretenderDiss this is a game for posers!"]]
** "Relationships are about danger. Relationships are about hitting or hurting. If you or someone you know is in a relationship, '''''get help'''''." [Out-of-tone "The More You Know" Chime]
*** The phone number during the commercial break that reads [[MOTHER3 1.800.LUCAS-NAO.]]
*** [[HilariousInHindsight Perhaps made even funnier when Lucas was announced as a DLC character for the game in April of 2015.]]
** "In the 3DS version, you were able to choose from all the fighters in the game. For the Wii U version, we are introducing a different mode called [[YouNeedABreathMint 'Go And Take A Shower!'"]] (please)
*** "By the way, we've made it so you can never play Classic Mode! We are introducing Sick Mode!"
** "Once an amiibo figure has been scanned, your fighter can [[PottyEmergency pee!]] OH YEAH!"
*** "You can also help them grow by feeding them P.F. Chang's!
** "I hope you're excited for [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress 2]]!" "[[MemeticMutation Nope.]]" "Pyros!" "Nope."
** A brief moment of TalkingToHimself:
-->'''Two clips of the announcer, in unison''': "Nintendo Gamecube controller!"
-->'''One clip by itself''': "Jinx! LOL!"
** The most interesting thing you can do with the [[UsefulNotes/GeneralGamingGamepads Game Pad]] in ''Smash Brothers'' IS [[spoiler:[[AntiClimax real life.]]]]
** "There are a number of new features and modes that the Wii U and 3-U version share, including:"
*** "Battles!"
*** "'''Battles!'''"
*** "Battling and battling with Chuck!"
*** "[[OverlyLongGag Battling]] is more difficult than ever."
** "''Super Soup Brothers for UsefulNotes/WiiU'' [[NoExportForYou will never be released in North America, ever]]."
** [[RunningGag 23: Ballin']], with [[spoiler:Chad Warden]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=388Ct7aZhpU The Super Smash Bros Hype Train Derailment]]: The [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Soup Or Smash Bros]] SpiritualSuccessor:
** "[[Creator/XanderMobus The announcer]] looks like [[http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p-OcwNFQB0U/maxresdefault.jpg THIS]]!!"
--> '''Etika''': ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!?]]''
--> '''Omni''': Wow...
--> '''[[Film/{{Troll2}} Arnold]]''': '''"OH MY GAHHHHHHHHHHHH"'''
--> '''Kid''': "[[DullSurprise I can't believe this]]".
--> '''Etika''': "[[EvenTheGuysWantHim #Sexy As Fuuf]]!"
** "The Smash Bros. Warrior knows no nose... the Smams Warrior knows no ear... the Smash Brother knows no feet..."
** Etika's excitement over the confirmation of [[VideoGame/WarioWare Mom]], [[Series/ILoveLucy Lucy]], [[VideoGame/FZero Captain]] WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}, [[Film/TheRoom Mark]], and especially "The Female" in Smash.
--> '''Etika''': "GASP! '''IT'S MOM!''' IT'S '''''MOOOM!!'''''" (spazzes out)
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nUrtn5TvY Etika reacted to this video!]]
** "P-POOOOOWWWOOOOPPPPP!!!"[[note]]He's saying pop, not poop.[[/note]]
** "Boys! Heeh-heheh." ''(long beat as the three confused kids stare ahead)''
** "Hand over the PCP." "What? No!" "Hand over the pee." "What? No!" "Settle It In Smash!!!" "Uh..." "[[OverlyLongGag No!]]"
** "Sometime around when this video gets dropped..." (''[[VisualPun the clip suddenly drops out of sight]]'')
** "5 months! That's only [[{{Mondegreen}} 5 monks!]]. Ooweoo!"
** "Oh my gosh! [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Dittos]] everywhere!" (''Dittos fill the screen.'')
** "I really hope Sakurai nerfs him." (''MasahiroSakurai shows up out of nowhere and shoots Omni with a [[{{Pun}} Nerf gun]].'')
--> '''Second Omni''': "Hooray! Sakurai nerfed him!"
** "We were already more divided than we were with bras, and it's worse, cause it's not even like two sides! It's like, bras on or bras off..."
** "Like am I a psychic Pokemon?" (''Transforms into a Ralts'') "Or am I a Metagross?" (''turns into a Metagross'') "Like am I [[VideoGame/WarioWare Ashley]]?" (''becomes Ashley'') "No I'm not."
** "I don't think." (jumps off his seat and starts screaming)
** "[[Music/AHa Taaaaaake ooooooooon]] '''MII''' on Nintendo [=MiiDS=].
** [[StylisticSuck The poorly drawn, colored, and spelled drawing of "jipan".]]
--> Masahiro Sakurai: "I'm here."
** Introducing: [[LongName Palutena's Great Big Miiverse Jungle Cave Temple Cruise Hijinx Assault 2]]!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_p8YSCqDLg Steaming Pile of Crepe]]
** Every time the source he's using drops an [[ClusterFBomb F-Bomb]], he reverses it as "fuff" and flips the visuals.
** [[EarthBound Nesssss!]]
** I once found the lost city of Cracklin' Oats Sauce. Turns out it was El Dorado.
** [[Creator/MichaelRosen So when my mom said, "bed!" all I could hear was "bed!"]]
** "/Sigh/ God, this is the...the worst...channel?" '''SICK BURN'''
** Yeah, because you...[[VisualPun you just feed people...]]
** The OverlyLongGag where he just messes around with the Yu-Gi-Oh opening.
** Etika reacting to Etika reacting to DaThings' Etika WebAnimation/YouTubePoop. And the first Etika represents DaThings himself.

* {うんち} ヌン [| Mitsune Haku |] しょうゆ (Which translated reads [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3GbdsGzVm8 { Poo } Nun [| Mitsune Haku|] soy sauce)]]
** "I'm Scott, President of Ska."
** "A grape."
** "[[NightmareFuel Have some fun with me!]]"
** "I knew our talented Domino's Pizza crew could [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons choke]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Yoshi]].
** "You like pizza. Have you heard of Pizza Hut's stuffed crust pizza? [[TakeThatMe It's so much better than Domino's Pizza."]]
** "Once your pizza's delivered, have some f[[CensoredForComedy [Beep]]]ing pizza!"
** "Hello everyone, I'm [[UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein Einstein]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUWs-T9KZ0U Gamelon 2A]]
** "Ganonanonanonanonanonanonanon...''(Cut to king Harkinian, looking quite unamused)''
** "Gee, it SURE! You're pretty boy you're doing real well done, Link! Ganon and his minions have sEVIL. You must captures Koridians?"
*** "I just wonder what GANON!!!"
** "Wow, tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ank-ank-anks-ks-ks!"
** "Bombs, you have enough rubies, my friend, as yours long as. You want it? It's. *{{beat}}* ...sss. * another {{beat}}* ...sss."
** "Join me Link, and I will make, and make your face the grrreatest face in [=KoriDIIIIE=], and I will make your face DIIIIE, and I will DIIIIE, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and I will die]], or else you will make your face the grrreatest DIIIIE! Or else you will *suddenly with Zelda DIIIIE!"
** "Ganon is once aganon is once again Ganon. I'm going to Ganon. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I'm going to Ganon.]] I'm going to Gamelon to Gamelon to [=GAmelon=] to Ganon. I'm gAnon."
** "Don't forget, I can only open the [[{{Spoonerism}} crouch when I'm pouching]]! *[[{{Beat}} beat]]* '''''Don't forget'''''!"
** *Gwonam files in* "Yo."
** '''Link''': [[ShipperOnDeck Gwonam and Impa are my OTP. It sure is my headcanon.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHTWJYlGlXc Second Serving of Crepe]], a sort-of sequel to "Steaming Pile Of Crepe" (and thus consisting of un-used YTP material):
** The entire Nancy Drew segment, consisting of gags from the WebVideo/GameGrumps playthrough. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome that Luke was able to splice the dialogue together like that.
** "Give me the beat boys and give me the boys, give me Music/TheBeachBoys, give me the Music/BeastieBoys, give me Music/TheBeeGees, give me Music/TheBeatles, [[OverlyLongGag give me the beach ball]], give me the bees, [[VideoGame/PumkinLand give me the beat boys]] and free my [[DiscreditedMeme sos]]...
** "[[OverlyLongTitle Magic's Biggest Magic Show That Magicians Secretly Want You To See Finally Revealed]]"
** "The magician is about to stare death in the face [[OffWithHisHead in the form of]] UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution. Remember, the magician is a world class professional, don't try any of this danger-" (''guillotine seemingly actually chops off the magician's head'') "[[CurseCutShort OH SH-]]" (''color bars'')

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix0kUr7uHok "How to Chase a Picture"]]
** "I'm Jen from [=JenJenJenJenJen.com=]"
** "Activate your phone's camera and get ready to start." ''[An error occurred]'' "It can take up to three-to-five business days."
*** Plus the fact that "[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Dating Start!]]" plays in the background of this scene.
** "[[VisualPun You don't have to stand in lions.]]"
** "Here's what you'll need to start using Chase Fake Deposit; first, [[TakeThat stop using Chase]]. The second step is third, download either [=iPhone=] or Android phone. Either '''Apple''' or Android device will suffice."
*** "Finally, start using Chase Quick Deposit, and get ready to start."
** "[[VisualPun The box shown on the screen. It's green.]]"
** "Now that you have the Tap app installed..." ''[cue home screen with [[CallBack Postman Tap]] app on it]''
** "When you're [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Eddy]]..."
** "Once the funds are clear, you can securely dispose of your smartphone."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtsbaV4-Lys Fire Blep]](''Note: mild spoilers for [[VideoGame/FireEmblemFates the actual games]] may follow in this and the next YTP''):
** Silas:
*** Silas completely [[JustFriends friendzones]] Corrin.
--->'''Silas''': "I'm going to kiss you now."\\
(''fade to black as Silas kisses Corrin'')\\
'''Silas''': "Ahh, [[MoodWhiplash it feels just like old man]]. I hope we can remain best friends forever."\\
(''"FRIEND ZONED" appears in big letters on the screen'')\\
'''Silas''': "Lol!"
** Effie:
---> "You're going to kiss me? Well...I might ''[[AndCallHimGeorge break you...]]''"
** Arthur:
*** The entirety of his segment, thanks to his [[LargeHam hamminess]].
** Dwyer:
---> '''Dwyer''': "[[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Ken?]] Can I [[HoYay kiss your butt]]?"\\
'''Ken''': "'''[[WebVideo/JonTron WHAT?!]]'''"\\
'''Dwyer''': "Please say yes..."\\
'''Ken''': "'''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'''''"
** Velouria
--->'''Velouria''': My life is full of treasure...oh, like that scrap of paper! This shiny ring, our army of [[Series/TheBigComfyCouch dust bunnies]], your butt.\\
'''Jon''': [[RunningGag WHAT?!]]
--->'''Velouria''': What?
** Inigo:
*** He introduces himself by talking about the [=FitnessGram=] Pacer Test.
---> "My name is Inigo [[Film/ThePrincessBride Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to kill my father.]]
*** "Don't tell anyone...my real name is '''''[[Wrestling/JohnCena JOHN]]''''' [[SubvertedTrope Frieda]].
** Odin:
*** His introductory caption reads: "[[Film/{{Thor}} I am an old man and a foof.]]"
*** "I will confess who I really am." "[[CallBack Here are the secrets]]" "I am your nightlight." (''cut to Odin as a nightlight switching on and off in someone's bedroom'') "I am on...I am off...on...off...on...off...surprise!"
** Selena
*** Her introductory text is rendered as glitchy gibberish.
** Gunter:
*** The opening caption shows Gunter swinging a cane and yelling: "You kids better get the lawn off my [[CurseCutShort f-]]"
*** [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar The quote is actually typed in full]], but anything past the CurseCutShort is hard to see due to the text blending into the background.
** Anna:
*** Anna appears saying "$1000 INSTANT CASH CLICK NOW DEALS NO DOWN PAYMENT FREE IPHONE WINNER."
*** "My wares are [[VisualPun second to nun!]]"
** Forrest:
*** Forrest acting like a stereotypical [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Social Justice Warrior]] in his intro.
*** "Let me know if you need any men dead. I'm skilled in ''VideoGame/{{Battleborn}}'', but I'm superlative in ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''!" (Cut to Reaper with Forrest's voice and NiceHat) "Die! Die! Die!"
*** "You and I are [[VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe Roy]]. You and I are royal blue most of all. You and I are [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked]]."
---> '''Roy''': [[DullSurprise O]][[WebAnimation/AsdfMovie h]]..."
** Charlotte:
*** Charlotte burping.
** Ophelia:
*** She appears with [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Lissa's]] body.
*** "But what I value above all else[[note]]is moving my lips when I speak.[[/note]] is the sight of your grandmother, who was the very portrait of beauty and charm..."
*** "Our love is so powerful '''''[[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike IT CAN BLOCK B.O. FOR 16 HOURS! YEE!]]''''' Our love is soap. I will use it when I achieve service." (''Ophelia turns to look at a phone but gets no service.'')
** Jakob:
*** "You are an egg. I couldn't ask for butter."
** Camilla:
*** Her name in the caption box has been replaced by "[[{{Fanservice}} Boobs]]", with her dialogue being "*important thing* *foreshadowing* *key dialogue* *plot point*," and when the scene cuts to Camilla herself:
---> '''Camilla''': Do me a favor. Close your eyes.\\
(''The scene fades to black as the camera starts to pan down to her chest, to the audible displeasure of an unseen [[AllMenArePerverts mostly male]] audience'')
** Nyx:
*** Nyx is dressed like s Christmas tree. "(screams internally)" should sum up her thoughts well.
** Benny:
---> "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
** Leo:
*** Leo's futile attempts to kiss Corrin.
** Siegbert:
---> "I want to punch my hair in the face."
** Kana (Male and Female):
*** Female Kana tries to compliment Corrin, but Male Kana repeats everything she says. It reaches quite a zenith.
---> F!Kana: [[Film/SpyKids Mom, he's mimicking me!]]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxe7nDwAdes Fire Mlem]]"
** Saizo:
*** *caw* *caw*
*** Saizo's mask renders him TheUnintelligible.
** Azama:
*** "I'm sorry that you're totally wrong about everything." (''cue MLG style breakdown'')
** Mitama:
*** Her name is labled as "Miitomo," and her portrait replaces her notepad with a cell phone.
*** Mitama recites her best haiku.
---> "A-a-hem, Haiku!/I adore with all my heart/Fre shavocado!"
** Kaden:
*** Kaden appears with his ears and tail edited out and offers to show something to Corrin as long as they don't laugh. The music playing, "As All Stars Fall," implies something serious. Then, Kaden appears with his ears and tail intact. Just before Kaden gets a word out, Corrin leaves.
** Mozu:
*** Mozu being introduced and walking off-screen.
*** Mozu spends her entire screentime [[ClusterBleepBomb swearing like a sailor]]:
---> "I never f---ing thought I'd have a f---king family again! I f---ing love you!"\\
(''color bars'')\\
'''[=Dathings1=]''': (''from channel trailer'') "[[IronicEcho I try to make my videos clean...]]"
** Scarlet:
*** "I've got my eye on you. I like the way you f-" (''cut to "Technical difficulties screen featuring flustered Marth and Lucina'') "[[LastSecondWordSwap -ight]]." Even better, this happens immediately after [[SirSwearsaLot Mozu's segment.]]
** Kaze:
*** "As King Garon's prisoner, I was prepared to die for my cause-E. Aaaiaa-aaaiaa-aaaiaa-aaaiaa."
*** "My life finally has [[MemeticMutation memes]]...now that you're my waifu." (''begins looking at memes on Corrin/Kamui's phone'') "Lol, nice meme...OMG, I love memes...this meme makes me feel...dank...a dangerous emotion for a ninja."
** Orochi:
*** Orochi states there's a time for work, and a time for twerk. Just before we see twerking...
--->[[Creator/ThisIsIt Tony the Talking Clock:]] There's a time and a place for mucking around!
---> Duck Guy: Like biiiiiiiii- *cue Orochi's hair pins moving like a clock*
** Asugi:
---> '''Asugi''': "Sorry, lost in thought about how I gotta get some [[SweetTooth sweet treats]]. ''Snacks...cupcakes...candy...chocolate...sugar-"\\
'''Wilford Brimley''': "Asugi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus."\\
'''Asugi''': "I'm not even going to eat any-"\\
'''Wilford Brimley''': "I don't care. I truly don't."
** Hinoka:
*** She's replaced by [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Sully]] in her introductory picture and the caption reads: "[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Randall's your monster. You think he's going to come out of the closet and scare you?]]"
*** "I started training so I could rescue Disney/TheRescuers. Now, I train to protect [[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine trains]] we've had." "It's great to see how well you've matured...you turd."
** Reina:
*** Reina wanting to play Fight Danger Battle Combat, a game for the [=PSTriple=] rated EC for early childhood.
** Rhajat:
*** Rhajat is caught sucking her thumb. "What are you looking at? This is perfectly normal for a college-aged person to do."
---> [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Hectan:]] You've killed me!
---> Rhajat: Good.
*** Crosses with NightmareFuel, Rhajat's rendition of EA Games' slogan.
** Hinata:
*** Hinata appears with two additional arms sprouting from his head, and his quote is simply "Sample Text."
** Sakura:
*** [[Creator/MasahiroSakurai Sakurai]]: Unfortunately, the female character will not be participating in this WebAnimation/YouTubePoop.
*** Sakura states the viewer is the only Jewish person she's comfortable around. When she gets called out for her racism, she starts swelling up, [[CryCute ready to burst into tears.]]
** Midori:
*** Her introduction gets trippy fast.
** Ryoma:
*** Ryoma is glad to spend time with Corrin, but then [[Music/{{Adele}} Adele]] turns up out of the blue uninvited. Needless to say, Ryoma doesn't take this well.
---> Ryoma: [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!]] Fool.
** Caeldori:
---> "I see you have a little bruise there. Make sure to git gud." *cue MLG glasses*
** Yukimura:
*** Yukimura rage-quitting a memory game.
** Oboro:
*** Oboro wonders how Corrin would look in her parent's tomb. She immediately pulls her devil face.
** Shigure:
*** Shigure requests that Corrin stop inviting him, because it's too much fun. The very next day, Shigure vanishes out of existence from having too much fun.
** [[TheStinger The stingers]] to both videos.
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