History Funny / Dathings1

23rd Aug '16 2:43:17 PM kablammin45
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHTWJYlGlXc {YTP} ~ Second Serving of Crepe]], a sort-of sequel to "Steaming Pile Of Crepe" (and thus consisting of un-used YTP material):
** "Give me the beat boys and give me the boys, give me the Music/BeachBoys, give me the Music/BeastieBoys, give me Music/TheBeeGees, give me the Music/{{Beatles}}, [[OverlyLongGag give me the beach ball]], give me the bees, [[VideoGame/PumkinLand give me the be]]at boys and free my [[DiscreditedMeme sos]]...
** "[[OverlyLongTitle Magic's Biggest Magic Show That Magicians Secretly Want You To See]]"
** "The magician is about to stare death in the face, [[OffWithHisHead in the form of]] UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution. Remember, magician is a world class professional, don't try any of this danger-" (''guillotine seemingly actually chops off the magician's head'') "[[CurseCutShort OH SH-]]" (''color bars'')
21st Aug '16 7:05:57 PM Marios2
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*** "[[CallBack You were trying to cut the cake, right?]]"



** "[[TakeThat Remember memes used to be funny?]]"



** [[TakeThat "Remember memes used to be funny?"]]



*** "[[ParanoiaFuel There's nothing...]]
** "Don't just do something! Stand there!"

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*** **** "[[ParanoiaFuel There's nothing...]]
** "Don't just do something! Stand there!"there!" [Wonka looks confused]



** "The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious jackpot. It's all there, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Black and White and Crystal]]! You STOLE NOTHING! Good day sir!" "[[YouMonster You're an inhuman monster!]]" "I said GAY sir!"

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** "The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious jackpot. It's all there, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Black and White and Crystal]]! You STOLE stole NOTHING! Good day sir!" "[[YouMonster You're an inhuman monster!]]" "I said GAY sir!"



*** [[AnInteriorDesignerIsYou Rugs]]
*** [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs Drugs]]

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*** [[AnInteriorDesignerIsYou Rugs]]
Rugs
*** [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs Drugs]]Drugs



*** Race Cats

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*** Race CatsCars



** Right after it: "Johnny doesn't drink! I know he drinks, but he doesn't drink!"

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** Right after it: *** "Johnny doesn't drink! I know he drinks, [[LogicBomb but he doesn't drink!"drink!]]"



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JEVago2PKn0#! 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole]].

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JEVago2PKn0#! com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0#! 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole]].



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMapmlUwerw Wow! It's made!]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMapmlUwerw Wow! It's made!]]Made!]]



** "And the final step is PVP." (To be fair, this animation is about as stupid-looking as ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' PVP is in-game.)

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** "And the final step is PVP." (To "[[note]]To be fair, this animation is about as stupid-looking as ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' PVP is in-game.)[[/note]]



** "IT'S- over 9000 kilograms." "[[Anime/DragonBallZ WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!?]]"

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** "IT'S- over 9000 kilograms." "[[Anime/DragonBallZ WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!?]]"THOUSAND?!?-]] That's the weight of a killer whale!"



** With the Flowolf, you can cut a mammoth. And of course, we're talking about an elephant."

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** With "With the Flowolf, you can cut a mammoth. And of course, we're talking about an elephant."



*** [[EpicFail Every given answer scores zero points.]]

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*** [[EpicFail Every given answer [[EpicFail scores zero points.]]



** And [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I want to fight you and all the Irish and a pea]].

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** And [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I want to fight you and all the Irish and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a pea]].



** (That pony joke was a bit over the top...)

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** *** (That pony joke was a bit over the top...)



** "...Get help.""



** The phone number during the commercial break that reads [[MOTHER3 1.800.LUCAS-NAO.]]
*** [[HilariousInHindsight Perhaps made even funnier when Lucas was announced as a DLC character for the game in April of 2015.]]

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** "Relationships are about danger. Relationships are about hitting or hurting. If you or someone you know is in a relationship, '''''get help'''''." [Out-of-tone "The More You Know" Chime]
***
The phone number during the commercial break that reads [[MOTHER3 1.800.LUCAS-NAO.]]
*** **** [[HilariousInHindsight Perhaps made even funnier when Lucas was announced as a DLC character for the game in April of 2015.]]



** Battling is more difficult than ever.

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** Battling "There are a number of new features and modes that the Wii U and 3-U version share, including:"
*** "Battles!"
*** "'''Battles!'''"
*** "Battling and battling with Chuck!"
*** "[[OverlyLongGag Battling]]
is more difficult than ever."



** [[RunningGag 23: Ballin']], followed by Chad Warden joining [=DaThings=]' "SUS" list.

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** [[RunningGag 23: Ballin']], followed by Chad Warden joining [=DaThings=]' "SUS" list.with [[spoiler:Chad Warden]]



** "A technician turned on her computer and logged into Youtube. She then [[{{Troll}} trolled]] the entire Youtube public]] hundreds of times. (Various Youtube comments with offensive, stupid, or FlameWar inducing statements are displayed.) RUDE."

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** "A technician turned on her computer and logged into Youtube. She then [[{{Troll}} trolled]] the entire Youtube public]] public hundreds of times. (Various Youtube comments with offensive, stupid, or FlameWar inducing statements from "[[CallBack Fleelfmeister471]]" are displayed.) RUDE."



** "Why don't we talk about this on the way to the sauspital?"


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** "Why don't we talk about this on the way to the sauspital?"
21st Aug '16 1:42:50 PM Gilblitz112
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** "I'll get him a cat!" ''(VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 theme plays)''

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** "I'll get him a cat!" car!" ''(VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 theme plays)''



** "To perform for you tonight...[[Music/OutKast Andre]], Andre, Andre...and Andre."

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** "To perform for you tonight...[[Music/OutKast Andre]], Andre, Andre... and Andre."



** "Get down, girl, get ''[[TheTourettesGuy THE F*** DOWN!!!]]''"

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** "Get down, girl, go 'head, get ''[[TheTourettesGuy THE F*** DOWN!!!]]''"



* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3xadh_N1Pg The Sharkshank Redemption]]"

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* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3xadh_N1Pg com/watch?v=vQOzSlqx8FY The Sharkshank Redemption]]"Redemption]]" (edited and re-uploaded on DaThings1's alternate account as "Who are the Sarksh?)"



--> "Kevin O'Leary is a cat who turned a $10 loan into a sauce company worth $4."

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--> "Kevin O'Leary is a cat who turned a $10 loan into a sauce company business worth $4."



--> "Daymond John's [[Literature/TheJungleBook Mowgli]]."
--> "Robert Herjavec, the son of an immigrant factory worker.

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--> "Daymond John's John is [[Literature/TheJungleBook Mowgli]]."
--> "Robert Herjavec, Herjajerc, the son of an immigrant factory worker.
11th Aug '16 1:56:30 PM Morgenthaler
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** "Isildor, son of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames the King]], took up his father's SAUCE!" *Sauron turns into a [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Creeper]], then explodes with the player damage sound effect from Minecraft* "The ring passed to Isildor, who had this one chance to [[GeniusBonus destroy]] [[TheIliad Troy]] forever!"

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** "Isildor, son of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames the King]], took up his father's SAUCE!" *Sauron turns into a [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Creeper]], then explodes with the player damage sound effect from Minecraft* "The ring passed to Isildor, who had this one chance to [[GeniusBonus destroy]] [[TheIliad [[Literature/TheIliad Troy]] forever!"
7th Aug '16 7:15:28 AM 123456789
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*** (''over footage from an ''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]]'' video'') "[[BlatantLies A happy, smiling family]]! Alive or not?"

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*** (''over footage from an ''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]]'' video'') [[https://youtu.be/u5NoW6_JKxY?t=3m13s video]]'') "[[BlatantLies A happy, smiling family]]! Alive or not?"
26th Jul '16 1:48:59 PM MorphinBrony
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** [[Music/KanyeWest My best friend says she used to]] *bleep* my best friend Usher!

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** [[Music/KanyeWest Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger,]] [[ImmediateSelfContradiction but she a gold digger.]]
**
My best friend says she used to]] to *bleep* my best friend Usher!
15th Jul '16 10:32:33 AM Gilblitz112
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** [[Music/{{Nirvana}} PILLOW, PIL]][[{{Mondegreen}} LOW, PILLOW]]



** [[Music/{{Coldplay}} "I used to play]] ''[[VideoGame/StarWarsTheForceUnleashed The Horse Unleashed]]'', but I discovered that it sucked! Now in the morning I play Mario!" *the opening of "Viva La Vida" is played sped up with Chris Martin flashing colors* ''[[note]] it sounds like the Starman jingle from Super Mario Bros. when sped up[[/note]]''

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** [[Music/{{Coldplay}} "I used to play]] ''[[VideoGame/StarWarsTheForceUnleashed The Horse Force Unleashed]]'', but I discovered that it sucked! Now in the morning I play Mario!" *the opening of "Viva La Vida" is played sped up with Chris Martin flashing colors* ''[[note]] it sounds like the Starman jingle from Super Mario Bros. when sped up[[/note]]''
14th Jul '16 8:00:08 PM GranadalandDreamer
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** [[spoiler: "[[BrickJoke A scrumptious piece of cake!]] [[Creator/DingoPictures Yee!]] [[VideoGame/Portal2 A lie, or not?]] (''both "A Lie" and "Not" are checked'')]]

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** [[spoiler: "[[BrickJoke A scrumptious piece of cake!]] [[Creator/DingoPictures Yee!]] [[VideoGame/Portal2 A lie, or not?]] (''both ([[Main/MindScrew ''both "A Lie" and "Not" are checked'')]]checked'']])]]
5th Jul '16 3:23:56 PM 8BrickMario
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*** "Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, [[FridgeLogic who is]] [[BlackComedy already dead]]!"

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*** "Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, [[FridgeLogic [[MindScrew who is]] [[BlackComedy already dead]]!"



** "Daughter of Music/{{Beyonce}}, now that a man chose you [[FridgeLogic you're gay!]]"

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** "Daughter of Music/{{Beyonce}}, now that a man chose you [[FridgeLogic [[MindScrew you're gay!]]"



*** "[[FridgeLogic LOGIC LOGIC LOGIC]]"

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*** "[[FridgeLogic "[[InsaneTrollLogic LOGIC LOGIC LOGIC]]"
30th Jun '16 8:25:07 AM 123456789
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** Chad Warden joining [=DaThings=]' "SUS" list.

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** [[RunningGag 23: Ballin']], followed by Chad Warden joining [=DaThings=]' "SUS" list.
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