- If Epic Movie can be applied to a YouTube Poop, that poop would have to be The LOL King.
Simba: I'm gonna rock!
. *King Dedede appears briefly*
- The Double Rainbow video gets a short cameo.
- "You deliberately spayed me."
- We are gonna play Blues Clues!
- Three clues do indeed appear throughout the poop. Try to find them all!
- "It's dinnertime, and we ain't got no stinkin' BADGES!"
- "Oh, look at the sauce!" Complete with Nala as a bottle of sauce.
- "Are you nuts?! Lions eat nuts! Maybe he'll be on our nuts?! Let's get outta here and find some nuts!"
Scar: Sing something with a little bounce in it!
Simba: [said to The Jackson 5 in the sky] You said you'd always be there for me!
- "I have pot for yoooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooou!"
- "There's a lump on her rump big enough to HUMP!
- "The woods are just wood! The trees are just wood! I have no wood, nor no one should!"
- "Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, who is already dead!"
- "I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?"
- "I thought I had been more than a bull." *turns into a bull*
- "Jaj, Jaj, Jaj, head in a crack sack!"
- "WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS... And home before dark!" The End
- "Jaj, why so serious?
- This little gem:
Wolf: And what might be in your basket?
Look at that flesh, pink and plump. I Love Jigglypuff
- "In exchange for Mike!?"
- "I guess this is goodbye, old plate!" (Baker's Wife facepalms)
- "And you give and you take and you bid and you bargain and you beg and steal and lie and cheat!"
- "What's important, really, is THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" "NO! NOT THE BEES!"
- "Let's see the demon sliced into NINE THOUSAND bits!"
- "Mother said not to be straight! I should've heeded her advice! And though scary is exciting, nice is different than nice!"
- "To bed without any SUS!"
- "We did nothing, and it made a nice BUTT dance!"
- "Whoa!" "Nun!" "Sus!" "The!" "Pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink" "Never wear more than a bull!" "Or open your maam!" "The difference between a bean and a bean is a bean can begin a church!" "Slots don't hold much soup!" "Whoa!" "The mob's not the end of the world!" "A servant is just a dog!" "Length is not an opportune visitor!"
- "A big terrible lady sweeping the floooooor! But she draws you!" *graphics are drawn in pencil*
- "The cow is GAGA!"
- "We would have, if that cow hadn't molested us!" "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
- The Phantom of Oprah is an insanely twisted version of the film of musical classic The Phantom of the Opera
- Illegally Blondie is an extremely insane look at the musical Legally Blonde
- "Dear L, bring that ring back and shove it up your ass!
- "I just wish I could be there to see when he takes an arrow in a knee!"
- "What you want is memes, but you need to see - memes used to be funny!"
- "LOL school?" "Yes, daddy. LOL school." "SWAG. LOL school is for people! And you, button, are a nun!"
- "Harvard LOL grants admission to Sandeep Padamadan!" (Mahna Mahna Stupid Statement Dance Mix starts playing)
- "I still don't see one reason to admit you!" "...LOL." (Dramatic Pause) "WELCOME TO HARVARD!"
- "Everyone take your seats - Professor Callahallahallahan should be here any second."
- "Now when you choose a LOL career, the moment you embark, you're bound to hear a ___ye__ is sh_t. Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb."
- "Do you know the number one reason behind all bad decisions? Enya!"
- "Hello, Vivian! I see you came as Vivian!"
- "Well excuse me, but you've got a shoulder." "You know what? There's a pawn shop on my shoulder, and a boulder, and a cake!"
- "For you, it's poo and conditioner in one." "I love this guy!" "And it's a real ShamWow!"
- (L makes kettle whistle sound)
- "LIKE A BOSS!"
- "Miss Windham, I'm Emmett Forrest, your Coke." "That's all I want! Get out of here, all of you."
- "Have yourself a soup."
- "Is he gay, or is he peein'? Or is he an elephant?"
- (L meets Callahallahallahan after the party)
L: Thank you, Professor Callahallahallahan.
- (Kyle brings his dog Rufus to Paulette's salon)
Paulette: Wow, he really likes you!
- (Harvard LOL graduation ceremony)
- The 80's Kinda Sucked a Little Bit
- The 90's were a point in time
- The sequel, The 2000s were a Decade, Century, and Millennium
- "DON'T SHOP."
- "It's my chocolate attack!" (Pokémon game screenshot shows De La Soul attacking 2D with chocolates)
- "I used to play The Force Unleashed, but I discovered that it sucked! Now in the morning I play Mario!" *the opening of "Viva La Vida" is played sped up with Chris Martin flashing colors* note
- "I wanna doo-doo in Texas place."
- "I'll get him a car!" (Super Mario Bros. 2 theme plays)
- "I wanna roll with — the gangstas, but sooos.
- "No, you can't read my POPE!"
- "To perform for you tonight...Andre, Andre, Andre...and Andre."
- My baby is killin' me right now!
- ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...
- My best friend says she used to *bleep* my best friend Usher!
- "Get down, girl, get THE F*** DOWN!!!"
- Lol... F-YOU
- "One shot. One opportunity. One Pikachu, that you captured!
- "His mom's a Heavy!"
- "He's nervous, but on the surface his body is ready!"
- "He opens his mouth, but the VOMIT won't come out! He vomits all over the whole crowd!" [cue Eminem vomiting from "Just Lose It"] "Everybody's grossed out now!"
- "Snap back to reality! Op, op, op, op, Oppa whoa!"
- You only get one shot. YOU DO NOT GET TWO SHOTS.
- "But hold your nose, 'cuz here goes the Coca-Cola!"
- "Alright, stop... Pajama time!"
- You're mad, Dishcord
- Call Me Beep Me Maybe When You're Sober
- Hagrid and Jesus give Reginald Van Hook a slap in the face
- Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory is pure comedic genius.
- Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory, part 2 is also pure comedic genius.
- Lord Of Da Things.
- The ENTIRE intro, with all its Minecraft references.
- "Three to the dwarf lords, great Minecraftsmen of the mountain halls. And NYAN, NYAN rings were given to the racist men, who, above all else, desired men. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Mordor, the dark lord Mordor forged in secret a Mordor ring, to troll all others. WOW. But there were SUS!"
- "Isildor, son of the King, took up his father's SAUCE!" *Sauron turns into a Creeper, then explodes with the player damage sound effect from Minecraft* "The ring passed to Isildor, who had this one chance to destroy Troy forever!"
- "History became legend. Legend became myth. Myth became Mythbusters."
- "Frodoor, the dough!"
- The hobbits smoking weed.
- GUEST LIST:
- Brady Bunch
- Race Cars
- The year 3434 of the 34th age. It follows the 34th account of Isildur. I, King of 34th Gondor and the 34th finding of the 34th Ring of Power.
- Some Screams Are At Cats.
- Romney Puts On his Mitts.
- Obama Bails Out.
- "In order to afford one Ford... five families would have to pay one dollar!"
- "Two hundred and ffffffffffffffffffFIFty dollar tax cut for SUS!"
- "Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!"
- "Taking into account, the Count, the mammoth, the Mass Effect!"
- "It's not a plan to create jobs, it is not a plan to reduce the deficit, it is not a plan to build the deficit, it is not a plan to create JOJs, it is not a plan to defecate, it is not a plan to sit, it is not a planet, it is not a plant, it is not a plan, it is not a PLALP..."
- "We don't need Florida, we don't need America, we don't need the world!" KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!
- "And that's why I'm running again to Payless!" (cue picture of Obama running to Payless ShoeSource)
- Sweeney Todd Completes his Arm is ten full minutes of hilarity.
- The intro with Breakfast Machine playing in the background.
- "But there's no Klondike!"
- "There was a barber and his barber, and he was beautiful... A pie! And it was beautiful! And she was fullllllll!"
- "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit Pit!"
- "There was a barber and his knife... Aaa! He had these pretty little flowers!" "NOOOOOOOO!" *beat* "SUS! Bob Barker!"
- "These are my friends! You shall drip Rupeeeeeeeeeeeees!"
- "At last... my arm is complete again!" *cue Scare Chord rapidly cut off*
- "I feel you, JohaahoJ!"
- A sailor!
- "I feel you, JohannaannahoJ!"
- "All the rage, he is!"
- "Poliiiiiiiiiiiiiice! Do you wake every morning in shame and despair to discover you're feelin' like P. Diddy? Well, mentlegen..."
- "Soon you'll have to thin it once a minute!"
- "To trrrim-a the beeeeeeer!"
- "May the Lord have mercy on your SUS!"
- "Excuse me, my lord Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
- "It was-a da POP!"
- "SUS?" "SUS!" "NUN!"
- The clip from Wallace & Gromit.
- "I don't care, I got WoW!"
- "BOB BARKER!" *stabs Judge Turpin, who reverts to his true form of Justin Bieber*
- "Arby's serves some Goog Moom Foof"
- "The Critic Critic Reviews The RooR"
- "And this is Denny's! You know that creepy guy who always looks at you funny at Subway? Yeah. He looks at you funny at Denny's apparently."
- "I'm not gonna question anything, but I am gonna play this music." (cue Nostalgia Critic's "Uh" to the tune of the Super Mario Bros. 2 game)
- "He's a pork. He provides forks for you."
- "And I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom." "I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom." "I'm not dying." "You're dying, mom."
- Right after it: "Johnny doesn't drink! I know he drinks, but he doesn't drink!"
- "Sus had better do sus around here!"
- "Critic!" "AWAY WITH YOU!" *runs off crying*
- "THIS! IS AN X!" [an X flies into the screen]
- "Let's go eat." "Oh, gee. Can we eat? I've never eaten before."
- "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!"
- "Meanwhile, sex."
- "RadicalFaith360 Reviews the Doduo"
- "Super Turbo Sega Nintendo Genesis PC Graphics Engine 360"
- "Such as Minneapolis, New York, New Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Los York, Lol York, Sos Angeles…"
- "You don't need… a cabinet full of cleaners!"
- (over a picture of a fashion model) "This is the American model I'm showing you here. As you can see, it looks pretty slim and sexy, which is very nice. Furthermore…" (picture zooms up to show the model has messed-up eyes) "What the—" [test pattern]
- "The Ground Roundup"
♪I used to wonder what could be
♪Bench, nun, fart, notch
♪Myyyyyym, don't you know you're all my very best frieeeeeeeirf♪
- Twilight Sparkle: Jack, you're a failure.
- This exchange:
Apple Bloom: What's it say?
Twilight Sparkle: It's from Jack. "Family and friends. Soon." That's all there is.
Apple Bloom: Jack's Jack?
Rainbow Dash: What do you mean, Jack? She luls!
Granny Smith: And she luls.
- "I'm glad we're finally gonna get some applejacks." (Old joke is old, I know.)
- Twilight Sparkle: "Look, girls!" (picture turns swirled) "Swirls!"
- "Justin Can't Stop Staring At Your Missile Toes"
- "Fresh Friday"
- "Russian, Russian, everybody's Russian"
- This exchange:
- "No U"
- "I whistled for a cab and when it came near / The license plate said FRERF / If anything, I could say that this cab was rare / But I thought, nah, forget it! Yo, homes, to West Philadelphia!"
- SusSetter Retractable Awnaw
- "My Little Pwn: Friendship is Frerfship"
- Apple Bloom: Applejack, I'm a baby! I can take care of my sus!
Twilight Sparkle: Now, tell me, what exactly have you actually seen Zecora do?
Rainbow Dash: Well… (long silence, fidgets and rolls her eyes, starts to say something but goes quiet)
Twilight: Ooh… (starts talking backwards)
- Applejack: That filly little silly!
- Rarity: Ugh, I look like a bull! Nice decorations...if you like pee!
- The TBS logo showing up when Appletini says "Very funny."
Pinkie Pie: Don't you agree, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: (deep voice) I don't wanna talk about it.
- "Cinnamon Bunglasses at Night"
- "Prawn Srars" (original taken down; link goes to flipped re-upload to prevent further copyright infringement problems)
- "On this episode of Soda Stars:"
- "What have we got here?" "I have a sas—saass—sadaaasss—seddhledesse—"
- (shown on the reupload): Seddhledesse: n. entity relating to a horseback seat, particularly as it pertains to Kovin Kestner (actor, "Dances with Svlolves".)
- "—from Kevin Costner from Dances with Wolves Dances with Saddles Dances with Kevin Kostner Dances with Saddles Dances with Svloles."
- "That's not my tattoo set. That's not my tattoo set."
- "Circling, circling, circling—"
- "We have a Cs188 rifle. This is a sick American rifle that's never nun well...."
- And then Rick points the rifle to his forehead.... BANG!!!! "And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded." (click) "Whoa!"
- The gunshot incident was also done again in a few minutes later. "This gun is the real deal. Now all I gotta do is test it...." BANG!!!!
- "I'm Garrison, and this is my paunch. And this is my poncho. And this is my pawn shop." (cue picture of chess pawns)
- "Every item here has a story, and a price, and a pawn shop, and an old man."
- Dances with Wolves Saddle.
- Owned by Kovin Kestner.
- Used in the film Dances with Dancers.
- "Earlilrae—early this morning a guy came out with a classic American rifle—" (pause) "I mean the guy came out with a saddle: bib—BIG money, so I called up my BIG buddy Mark."
- "My name is Mark. [Beat] I'm an expert on Western AlieilA."
- "Well, it's definitely a saddle."
- "I'd let it go for fifty." "How about fifty bucks?" "Well, I'm sure it's still a saddle even though we couldn't get it verified. You go four?" "I'll go fifty bucks, that's the most I'm asking." "Alright, you got a deal: three hundred dollars." "WHAT?!"
- "I bought Kevin Costner's butt at an auction."
- "Do I want this gun? YESSSSSSSS. I mean, it's a nice gun, it's a nice gun, it's a nice gun—
- "Everyone knows I'm into tattoos around here. I mean I got no brain."
- "The Sharkshank Redemption"
- The introductions of the sharks:
"Kevin O'Leary is a cat who turned a $10 loan into a sauce company worth $4."
"Lori Greiner, the Queen of Bruce, holds over half a dollar."
"Robert Herjavec, the son of an immigrant factory worker.
"And Mark Cuban, the outspoken owner of Kevin O'Leary."
- 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole.
Javert: Get me a sandwich! *Valjean hands him a sandwich.* NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Valjean: I stole a breeeeeeead!
Valjean: My name is Jaj ValJaj!
Javert: And I'm Jajvert!
- "Unless, you learn the meaning of NAAAARROOSHISSSNOOIZ!"
Valjean: "The meaning of EEESSNEYZOOOO..."
- Here's an Eye
- "In case you're sus, we'll do a little 'recap'."
- "NNN NNN NNN"
- Epic Sax Guy.
- "Also Tara Strong's mouth."
- "Every exercise program I know about, works." *roll credits*
Director: Ox Bellows
- "I taught a renowned plastic surgeon how to do plastic surgery."
- "The muscles are just like the muscles"
- "We're going to stretch the face, we're gonna exersauce, and we're gonna bring blood to the altar."
- "The name of the technique is called the LOL LO-LO-LOL LLLLLL."
- Average Entertainment - a Sus Nun Company
- "For those who don't believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Rap Rat, the Easter Rat, the Santa Bunny, the Rap Santa, the Rar Rar, or the Rap Easter Santa Bunny Rat"
- "Yeah, Jamaican! Ooh, I'm legend wait for it .... daryrary."
- "I don't know what to say to this, so I'm not gonna say anything."
- Wow! It's made!
- "Hey. M-M-Most commercially made paper is made from paper."
- "Covert tooth."
- "But the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth."
- "This machine beats the workers to a pulp. Begin the beating. After eight hours of beating, they may also die, depending on the desired effect."
- "At this point, the paper is 99 cents." "It was 99 cents!"
- "To make a sheet of cheetah paper, the Batman plunges a wooden mold into the mold. Hee hee hee."
- "Spin the wheel!" "It's a Combusken!"
- "An Electrode welds the hinge to the case, then a mechanic inspects the welding joj. Mechanized arms then place a tutu and plate in the cake. The tube will hold The Flintstones and the plate will form The Jetsons."
- "Molding of the pills is done by Flo."
- "Two stampers, one above and the other above, crush Dr. Phil."
- "Then the door of the coating unit is caaaaaaaaarefully closed." SLAM
- "They are lined up in grooves to make filling groovier. Then they snort powder."
- "And the final step is PVP." (To be fair, this animation is about as stupid-looking as Minecraft PVP is in-game.)
- "This plant also makes pills—" (Beat) "Wait. Never mind."
- "Years ago, people went down alleyways. This technique was called a walk."
- "This rope is fuuf, yet flulf."
- "…that applies a protective coating of urine. This machine is called the machine machine".
- "IT'S- over 9000 kilograms." "WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!?"
- "So now, you really know the Pope."
- Jej Dry
- "He gets Aldi."
- "Once a month for spps spaps sparkling Klingons."
- "That was this, this was that, that was that, this was this."
- "Jet Dry. The besh."
- Date Mystery
- "Don't be lame!"
- "Open the door Open the door Open the door Open the door"
- "It's MyssyM Date Date Date! The thrilling new Milton Bradley game that's just for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you. Not you!"
- "Fun and fun and fun and prizes—that's MyssyM. Remember, Bradley makes the worst games, sauce."
- "Will your Mystery Date be a man, or a girl?" (dreamy sigh)
- "Get Mystery Date, for Wii U."
- "Answer the door. Answer the door. Girls, answer the door." MYSTERY!
- Burgers and Greens
- "Let me tell you why friends tell friends to tell friends to tell Friends…"
- "I'm a burger."
- "I disable people."
- Postman Tap Delivers Fake Letters
- "Tap feels he's Batman!"
- —> Mrs Pottage: We've made cake.
Postman Pat: It's my cake now! (Steals cake) Thank you very much!
- "How did they know he was a furry? He'd kept it a secret all these years, and now they all knew. Let me wish you a happy basement virgin life too! 'F**k you.', said Tap."
- Poom Poom Bow
- Cee Lo Green Remembers When He Forgets You
- "I remember when, I remember, I remember, I remember, I—" "Remember when…"
- "I'm sorry, I can't afford an Atari, but that don't mean I can't get you an Xbox"
- "And all that you have in life…" (box of Life cereal appears)
- Taking the Watch Five
- The Flowolf
- "Hi, I'm high." (Aren't I just so original?)
- "Proper sus is the key to getting sucky-looking haircuts. With no hair." [beat] "I f**king hate getting haircuts."
- "I never look as if I need a haircut, and I never look as if I need a haircut, and I never need a haircut, and I need get a haircut, and I never LUL."
- "Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck"
- With the Flowolf, you can cut a mammoth. And of course, we're talking about an elephant."
- Hot Dogs, LSD and Hot Dogs
- "This guy I went to school with asked me if I want to try some acid, and I took off screaming down the street." *The End*
- "I was pretty jacked up on sauce, so I decided to try it, and I dropped it. (sound of shattering glass)
- "I don't know what I was doing, whatever. But I kept sitting there waiting, and waiting and waiting, and waiting and waiting, and waiting and I don't know what I was waiting, and waiting for, a flash or a rush. WOWOWOWOWWOW"
- "I was very hung. And I had put mustard and ketchup and relish and ketchard and retchup and mulish the usual. I put the hotdog into my dog's mouth, and somebody started screaming..."
- "I got the hotdog into my nun. And I looked down on the hotdog and there was a hotdog." (girl goes terrified, vendor goes Nicolas Cage rageface)
- "And I stood there with this hotdog and asked Terry, 'You know this hotdog?' And he says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH""
- A Nun Sings About Topography
- "I want to be stoned, I want to trip balls, I want to be high."
- "With the sound of Muse."
- Ticycle Bires and Schrader Valves
- Lilly Mays Endorses Solicitation
- "Hi, Billy Mays here for Psy!"
- The opening, which sets a bit of "Gentleman" to the opening bassline of "Scream and Shout"
- "Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you, the most important product I have ever endorsed: Cheese for everyone!"
- "If you're one of the uninsured… weak!"
- "Have your rates gone up? Have you been turned up? Have you been turned into an orange?" "Well, at least I'm an orange."
- "Eevee Doctor Who, perverts, saucepital stays, surgery, blood tet nolb, XXX, Billy Mays, Ketchups, Billy Ray Cyrus, Eternity, The Room, and soos mum roar!"
- "And affordable—elbadroffa eye candy is something I'm really passionate about. And I'm not talking about some Internet floozy, I'm talking about the real deal. And when I say the real deal, I mean your mom's SUUUUUUUURE TO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!"
- "And when I say affordable, I mean, you can actually afford a bull!"
- "Hi Lilly Mays here for the Minnie Gloves!" (That's when I knew I was done) "Whatever!"
- Strong Bad goes to Trot Con 97'
- Wilford Brimley Loses the Game
- PSYCHE Also available in the newest alternate version on YouTube UNPSYCHE
- "This presentation is brought to you by Liberty Medical, helping you to Get a Life."
- "Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I would like to *** you for a few minutes. I'm gonna give you diabeetus."
- "....brought to you by Liberty Bell, helping you to die."
- "I'm Wilford Brimley and I would like to talk to you about diabeetus."
- "If you're over five, have diabetes, and are on Medicare, you must die."
- "I lost all my energy, I lost my family, I lost all my ice cream and apple pie, and I think the most important thing is, I Lost the game. And alo-o-ong the tra-a-ail you're gonna die. I would encourage all of you to die."
- "I like to say, 'we will, we will rock you....uoy.'"
- "This presentation has been brought to by Little Bill. Help me, help me please, HELP ME!"
- "Thanks for your time. Have a good day. PSYCH! You knew that was comin'."
- "You oughta be laughing at my life."
- Zombie Wilford Brimley.
- "Well, if you have diabeetus, I don't care."
- Taylor Swiftly Removes Her Spectacles
- "You're on the phone…" (song ends)
- "You're on the phone with your cheer captain and I'm on the phone with your girlfriend, she's obsessed, and she's going off about sus."
- "She wears short skirts, I wear short shirts, she's short captain and I'm on the Bleach."
- "…thinkin' to myself, Hey, isn't this a park bench? Easy A."
- "She wears hah heels, I wear Snickers"
- "Wearing hipster glasses? Too mainstream."
- Taylor: I Love You.
Guy: I Love Men.
- Ernie calls Rubber Duckie Fat
- "Arab! Arab! Arab! Arab!"
- Ernie: Hey, Rubber Duckie, would you like me to scrub your BUTT?
Rubber Duckie (with Mario's head): No.
Ernie: Would you like me to scrub YOUR FACE?
Rubber Duckie (with Dr. Robotnik's head): NO!
Ernie: Would you like me to scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule, scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon, scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning, scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii?
Rubber Duckie (with M. Bison's head): YES!
Ernie: Oh. Okay. How's this?
Rubber Duckie: IT BURNS!
(Ernie makes an evil laugh)
- Ernie: Rubber Duckie, you're so tubby and chubby!
Rubber Duckie: Did you just call me fat?
- The Mythsters
- The numerous changes to the title card, including "MythbubhtyM" and "Mythsusters".
- "They don't test the myth, they just tell the myth"
- "We're testing that women are men"
- "Up steps the first walker to take the watching dead challenge"
- "This is gonna be a test" *the guy gets up and walks out*
- "How many times did they pass the basketball?" "Yellow."
- "Anything else interesting about the video?" "Mmm... 12?"
- "Xbox One." "I'm not buying it." "Yeah, really?"
- "Which can cause Koffing and Vomiting"
- "What are we gonna blow up today?" (balloon animal appears)
- "I'm Backing Braid"
- "So the good stuff is very very good stuff"
- "Woah, this is a squid."
- "It may look nothing like Stevie Wonder, but Stevie doesn't even know how he looks."
- "Now what we need to do is test this myth." (you don't say) "And we're gonna have to create a TV show. And we're gonna have to reek."
- "The Leela Effect"
- "With the one and only ingredient: a mammoth."
- "It's about seven degrees." "That's about a hundred degrees."
- Morte Displays His Top Hat.
: "Brushmegod is from a person. WOAH. says"
* Displays an empty comment from a user named Person
: "... The answer to that is yes."
: "What is a man?" Morte
: "The answer to that is yes.
- The Price is Rice (And Other-Type Game Shows)
- It's The Price Is Rice!
- "Shadow, what's our first prize?" "A Chaos Emerald?!"
- "It's a graarg. It's a grand gesture, that isn't the least bit grand. Nothing says happy holidays like Fluttershy."
- Paula Deen entering to barely any applause.
- "I will take you to my house, and I will cook myself." ("And you can hear me sizzling.")
- "What bird is Mexico?"
- The Wheel of Fortune segment:
…mark, and let's get you working on this puzzle. The category tonight is "Puzzle.
(A single letter lights up; Vanna just stands and shrugs instead of revealing it)
Pat: Vanna? Vanna? Hello, Vanna?
Pat: Well, uhhhhh…
Contestant: .yggub ybab weN
- The host of Family Feud's intro. "THE GAME!"
- A disastrous Fast Money:
- "Name something." "Reading"
- "Name something in their homes that people always keep in a movie theatre." [seagull sounds]
- "A word that rhymes with 'movie theatre'." "Cease"
- "Give me a large popcorn, please." "No?!"
- "When you're fu—" "Phone numbers."
- "Welcome to Who Wants To Be A Bee."
- And I want to fight you and all the Irish and a pea.
- Which of the following is best pony?:
- (That pony joke was a bit over the top...)
- Jaunt Ron:
- "Mission briefing: sus." (dathingsOne is back, guyz!)
- "Instead of simply saying yes and taking the money, he chose to be MORMON?! Har-de-har-har!"
- "Why would I try to escape real life by playing a game?" *look of realization* "Thanks for watching!"
- "If you want to stay up to date on JonTron, murder your wife and children!"
- "You actually have to play the game to beat the game!"
- "Each obstacle makes an etching in my Etch-a-Sketch in my soul."
- "...which you use to buy a Shamwow! You have to let it soak in water for 5 minutes, but not more than 10, and then cry!" *Jontron cries*
- "Step one: quit joj! And that means doing it all over again."
- The whole Lose Yourself bit.
- "Maybe they're talking about :the game The Game The Game... Game Game Game..."
- Hugh Geaux
- Even The Evil Bernstain Rascals, probably his weakest poop, has its moments:
- Soup or Smash Bros.
Two clips of the announcer, in unison: "Nintendo Gamecube controller!"
One clip by itself: "Jinx! LOL!"
- The sequel to "Wow! It's Made", Wow! It's Made: Revelations:
Narrator: Americans are number one. Germans should be on the street. Black people are to be sold as pieces of meat. I really hate all people in different regions.
- An inspector eats 3500 hot dogs a minute.
- Fans push the fibers to another opening machine called "The Other Opening Machine".
- After the garnet hopper, the fibers look like complete crap. Unacceptable. They need to be thrown out. (A pile of fibers is tossed into a bin, making a Wilhelm Scream.)
- A technician turned on her computer and logged into Youtube. She then trolled the entire Youtube public]] hundreds of times. (Various Youtube comments with offensive, stupid, or Flame War inducing statements are displayed.) RUDE.
- The next technician positions the plastic bag around the Danger Zone for a wide and flat Audi.
- Kids React to... bread.
- The dough will eventually rise. (Very long beat. ...Eventually...
- And now, ready for shipping. (Cue two lumps of dough preparing to kiss as romantic music plays.) DOUGH PIECES MUST NOT TOUCH ONE ANOTHER!!
- So now, you're really dope!note