History Funny / Daredevil2015

* During Stick's MrExposition schtick on the Hand-Chaste War, Matt, clearly having a hard time believing all the elements of the story, [[ArbitrarySkepticism questions how the Hand could have discovered immortality and why are they so devoted to seeking it]]. Stick, naturally, [[AcceptableTargets cuts close to Matt's Catholic background]]:

* During his wedding, Fisk is so [[{{Adorkable}} nervous]] that, when the priest asks him if he takes Vanessa to be his bride, he answers, "Repeat the question."

* The timing of Elektra sending a driver to pick up Matt while he's talking with Foggy and Karen in a side room at the hospital. Matt looks totally embarrassed having to awkwardly provide an "explanation" to Foggy and Karen.

* As intense as the three way fight between Matt, Fisk, and Dex is, it still leads way to some funny momnets:

* Wesley's annoyed expression when it's revealed both Fisk and Madame Gao speak both Chinese and English, [[CompletelyUnnecessaryTranslator making him totally useless]]. He's like "These two completely understand each other. What am I doing here? I'm practically wallpaper."

-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' Ugh! [[CriticalResearchFailure Tastes like fish eggs!]]\\

** Foggy follows it up with a rather spontaneous marriage proposal, prompting [[FlatWhat a befuddled look]] from Marci, and an incredulous “Stop.”

** One of the bosses, Starr, refuses to pay the 20% fee, quipping "I don't know how you keep that suit white with all the bullshit you pack into it", and accuses Fisk of setting them up so he can buy more time in his new penthouse at the Presidential. Prompting Dex, who has changed into his "Daredevil" costume, to throw a baton at his head, killing him. Fisk stares at the blood pooling from Starr's head, and has only one thing to say:

'''Matt:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint One]].]]

[[caption-width-right:350:"[[HowManyFingers How many fingers]] [[FlippingTheBird am I holding up?]]" "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint One]]."]]

* Leland asks Wesley about Fisk's whereabouts, Wesley replies, "Art." Then Leland asks, "Art who?", thinking that Fisk is busy with a person by that name[[note]]"Art" could be short for "Arthur" or "Artemis"[[/note]]. Wesley replies, "Paintings", as if Leland should know better. His annoyingly calm tone is what really sells it.

** Then Elena Cardenas comes into the office to hire the firm. Since her grasp of English is pretty flimsy, Karen translates her Spanish. Partway through the meeting, Matt lets slip that he also speaks Spanish and is more fluent. Karen offers Matt to take over, but Matt replies with a casual "[[ArousedByTheirVoice No, no, I like listening to your voice]]." Karen smiles shyly. Foggy, annoyed, just sighs and tells Elena, "Go on, Mrs. Cardenas..." in a tone of "Save the flirting for later, you two."

-->'''Claire''': Your outfit sucks, by the way.\\
'''Matt''': It's a work in progress.

'''Foggy Nelson:''' Hey. You know she's not really free?
--->'''Karen Page:''' Hey...\\

** Then Elena Cardenas comes into the office to hire the firm. Since her grasp of English is pretty flimsy, Karen translates her Spanish. Partway through the meeting, Matt lets slip that he also speaks Spanish and is more fluent. Karen offers Matt to take over, but Matt replies with a casual "[[ArousedByTheirVoice No, no, I like listening to your voice]]." Karen smiles shyly. Foggy, annoyed, just sighs and tells Elena, "Go on, Mrs. Cardenas..." in a tone of "Save the flirting for later you two lovebirds."

-->'''Matt:''' That wasn't very smart.
-->'''Vladimir:''' [[ForTheLulz No, but it was fun.]]

* Wesley's annoyed expression when it's revealed both Fisk and Madame Gao speak both Chinese and English, [[CompletelyUnnecessaryTranslator making him totally useless]]. He's like "These two completely understand each other. What the fuck am I doing here? I'm practically wallpaper."

'''Foggy Nelson:''' OK, let's say we keep Matt in the dark. How long do you think...''[[[SpeakOfTheDevil As if on cue, Matt suddenly opens the door and walks in]]; [[OhCrap Foggy's eyes go wide]]]''...[[LastSecondWordSwap I should grow my hair?]] Matt, what's your take on that? Mullet? Full pony?\\

** At one point, it looks like Fisk is wondering, "Why is a blind man trying to buy a painting?"

'''Foggy:''' ''(shrugs to himself)'' [[SelfDeprecation Yeah.]]

* Vladimir and Matt fight and end up falling through the floor to which Matt tells him that it wasn't a smart move.

'''James Wesley:''' ''[purses his lips]'' Mmmm. That's because we've been talking behind your back, about how the Russians can't seem to handle ''one'' man running around in a mask. ''[shrugs]'' I mean, if he had [[Film/IronMan1 an iron suit]] or [[Film/{{Thor}} a magic hammer]], ''maybe'' that would explain why you keep getting your asses handed to you--\\

-->'''Claire''': Your outfit sucks, by the way.
-->'''Matt''': It's a work in progress.

* Matt goes toe to toe with a local boxer to help him get his powers back. The boxer is understanbly hesitant once seeing that Matt is blind.

** When Matt and Karen get to Matt's apartment, Matt tugs on Karen's arm. She stops, turns around to face him, they stare at each other, and then they break out in awkward laughter as Karen realize "OMG he wants to kiss me!"

* Matt goes toe to toe with a local boxer to help him get his powers back. The boxer is understanbly heistant once seeing that Matt is blind.

* When officially re-establishing their firm as Nelson Murdock & Page, with Karen as their fulltime investigator, Matt snarks about Karen being "way more stable than Series/{{Jessica Jones|2015}}."

'''Matt Murdock:''' How would [[BlindJustice I]] even ''know'' if she's a beautiful woman?\\

'''Matt Murdock:''' How would I even ''know'' if she's a beautiful woman?\\
'''Foggy Nelson:''' I don't know. It's kinda spooky, actually! All I know is that if there's a stunning woman of questionable morality in the room, [[TheCasanova Matt Murdock]] is going to find her, and [[ButtMonkey Foggy Nelson]] is going to suffer.\\

'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[exhales]'' Ah, this place brings out something...special in Foggy.\\\

'''Karen Page:''' Come on you've done this before. Just go for it!\\

** Frank's silent reaction to the above misdeamour is partial ''annoyance'', with his expression being, "Aw, come on, man, it's my off day".

-->'''Father Lantom:''' "Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end."
-->'''Karen Page:''' John Lennon said that.
-->'''Father Lantom:''' And who are we to argue with a Beatle?

-->'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[laughs]'' [[SarcasmMode That's genius.]] Come up with that by yourself?
-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' ''[shrugs]'' So? I'm still working out the details.

-->['''Stick:''' And this time, you piece of shit- *slices off Nobu's head* stay down.

* Karen's "I can't believe that actually worked" reaction after [[spoiler:grabbing Wesley's gun]].
* Owlsley constantly trying to ask the doctors working on Vanessa if he needs treatment after just holding a glass of the poisoned champagne. It gets even better knowing that [[spoiler:it's all an act, because he's behind it]].

* After Frank survives [[spoiler:Wilson Fisk's]] attempt to have him be killed by the inmates, [[spoiler: Fisk]] confronts him in a cell and tries to pass it off as a routine hazard in prison.
-->[[spoiler:'''Fisk:''']] How quickly we turn into savages. The moment we walk through these prison doors-\\

[[spoiler:'''Fisk:''']] ...Yes. It would have been cleaner that way, but you got what you wanted!

* After Frank has [[spoiler:who he believes is]] the Blacksmith at gunpoint, Matt breaks into the cabin, stopping him. Frank's initial reaction when Matt enters screams "Oh, do we have to do this now?"

* [[spoiler: Nobu has just been thrown off a roof, seemingly dead... until he begins to dramatically rise once again. [[MoodWhiplash Then Stick stabs him through the chest.]]]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Stick:''' And this time, you piece of shit- *slices off Nobu's head* stay down.]]

** Dex and Lim then slip back into the surveillance room, zoom the cameras in on the table, and watch Fisk's reaction. [[spoiler:Of which there's none. Fisk just calmly brings the tray closer, breaks the bitten half of the burger apart with his utensils and dumps the pieces into another part of the tray one at a time with a spork. Then he starts eating the burger with the spork.]] Least to say, Dex and Lim sound disappointed and bewildered.

'''Lim:''' [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker Who eats a burger with a spork?]]]]

* The episode opens up with a flashback of [[spoiler: Karen dancing semi-naked at a college frat party.]] ''No one'' would be expecting that in this kind of series.

* Dex driving in with [[spoiler: Julie's frozen corpse]] and jokingly introducing her to Lim. The music for this is even called "Dex Plus One".

-->'''Dex:''' Julie and I wish you the absolute best.

* After Farnum's attempt on Karen in the jail cell [[EyeScream fails]], Matt and Foggy sit down with Blake and Hoffman to demand her release:

** Detective Blake is not too happy about having to cave to Matt and Foggy's demands, especially with how they've interfered in Fisk's plans for Karen. He tells Matt, "I'll call the ADA. But you take that tone with me again, [[KickTheDog I don't care if you're blind, I'll kick the shit out of you.]]" Detective Hoffman and Foggy give "Did you really just say that?" faces to Detective Blake while Matt gives him a look of, "[[BringIt I'd like to see you try]]."