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-->'''Naegi:''' ''(shrieking)'' She did ''what''? In ''my room''?!

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-->'''Naegi:''' ''(shrieking)'' She did ''what''? In ''my room''?!room?!''
-->'''Hagakure:''' Haha, sucks to be you, man--''[[EyeScream (screams in agony)]]''

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-->'''Naegi:''' Leon Kuwata... ''You're the dumbass who did it!''

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-->'''Naegi:''' After being attacked by the person she invited over, Maizono retreated into the bathroom. The killer, who was suspiciously gray and naked, broke in and stabbed her, but was too stupid to realize that she was [[CouldntFindAPen writing his goddamn name in her own blood]]. He then disposed of the evidence the only way he knew how: throwing a round object at something. But of course, while I assume he was walking away grinning like an idiot, he left a piece of his shirt behind. Only one person could've done such a sloppy job of covering up their crime. Leon Kuwata... ''You're ''you're the dumbass who did it!''



-->'''Naegi:''' Yeah, this yelling is really convincing us, keep it up, man.



-->'''Naegi:''' Yeah, this yelling is really convincing, keep it up, man.
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** Followed by Naegi's reaction:
-->'''Naegi:''' ''(shrieking)'' She did ''what''? In ''my room''?!
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* Togami having so much prickery that they'd be there all day to explain how much of a prick he is.
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* Any time [[ButtMonkey Hagakure]] gets shot.
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-->'''Byakuya (still debating):''' Only one of you destitute layabouts could've done it.

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-->'''Byakuya (still debating):''' Only one of you destitute layabouts could've [[{{Mondegreen}} done it.it]].

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* Oowada's complete obliviousness regarding both Maizono's absence and the horrified screaming once Naegi discovers her body.
-->'''Yamada:''' Is that Master Naegi?
-->'''Oowada:''' I bet he's fine. ''(thump of Naegi's fainting body hitting the ground)'' Yeah, he's good.



-->'''Naegi (attempting to think like Maizono):''' ''[[GratuitousJapanese Ehem, Konnichiwa, I tried to kill a man, desu. Sumimasen, silly bakas. [...] Maizono-hime chose the most kakkoii ningen she could find to be her ichiban victim, desu. [...] NANI?! Sore wa chigau yo!]]''

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-->'''Naegi (attempting to think like Maizono):''' ''[[GratuitousJapanese Ehem, Konnichiwa, I tried to kill a man, desu. Sumimasen, silly bakas. [...] Maizono-hime chose the most kakkoii ningen she could find to be her ichiban victim, desu. [...] NANI?! Sore wa chigau yo!]]''yo!]]''[[labelnote:Rough translation from the weeaboo]]Hello, I tried to kill a man! Excuse ''me'', silly idiots. [...] Princess Maizono chose the coolest person she could find to be her first victim! [...] WHAT?! You've got that wrong![[/labelnote]]

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-->'''Naegi''': Okay, am I tripping here or all the blood is pink?

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-->'''Naegi''': Okay, am I tripping here or is all the blood is pink?



-->'''Naegi''': What!? No one has'em! It--

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-->'''Naegi''': What!? No one has'em! it hasn't! It--



-->'''Oowada:''' Dying message?! I don't remember nothin' like that, an' I was watching the crime scene!



-->'''Oowada:''' Sleeping?! I don't remember nothin' like that, an' I was asleep.

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-->'''Oowada:''' Sleeping?! I don't remember nothin' like that, an' I was asleep.asleep!



* Kuwata explaining why she did it. All the sympathetic and tearjerking voice, until it's suddenly pulls a MoodWhiplash

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* Kuwata explaining why she he did it. All the sympathetic and tearjerking voice, voice (which is dissonant to begin with given that he's sobbing that [[CasanovaWannabe he hasn't been laid in forever]]), until it's it suddenly pulls a MoodWhiplashMoodWhiplash with a side of Tumblr meme:
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* Kuwata explaining why she did it. All the sympathetic and tearjerking voice, until it's suddenly pulls a MoodWhiplash
-->'''Maizono''': *flashback* Get away from me, you [[BerserkButton big weenie! WEENIE!!]]
-->'''Kuwata''': *present* '''[[NobodyCallsMeChicken NOBODY CALLS ME A WEENIE!!!]]'''

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* Ishimaru's MotorMouth. ''ICHANGEDMYMINDTHISISNOTWELCOMEINASCHOOLENVIRONMENT!!''



-->'''Naegi (attempting to think like Maizono):''' ''[[GratuitousJapanese Ehem, Konnichiwa, I tried to kill a man, desu. Sumimasen, silly bakas. [...] Maizono-hime chose the most kakkoii ningen she could find to be her ichiban victim, desu. [...] NANI?! Sore wa chikaii yo!]]''

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-->'''Naegi (attempting to think like Maizono):''' ''[[GratuitousJapanese Ehem, Konnichiwa, I tried to kill a man, desu. Sumimasen, silly bakas. [...] Maizono-hime chose the most kakkoii ningen she could find to be her ichiban victim, desu. [...] NANI?! Sore wa chikaii chigau yo!]]''

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* TheStinger:
-->'''Naegi''': Okay, am I tripping here or all the blood is pink?
-->'''Celes''': Of course it is, Naegi. Blood is always in that color.
-->'''Naegi''': What!? No one has'em! It--
-->'''Celes''': Just like the humble strawberry. Want some?
-->'''Naegi''': Strawberries aren't supposed to be pink!
-->'''Hellspawn!Celes''': '''''[[CompellingVoice YOU WILL EAT THE STRAWBERRY, CREATURE OF FLESH!!]]'''''
-->'''Naegi''': YAUGH! OK, I'll take it!
-->'''Celes''': *giggle*

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-->'''Ishimaru:''' This debate was very much welcome in "My Pants" Environment.

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-->'''Ishimaru:''' This debate was very much welcome in "My Pants" Environment.my pants environment.

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* Monokuma's ExactWords of what Maizono looks liked under those clothes. It's just her with her head covered up by a dress.

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* Monokuma's ExactWords of what "what Maizono looks liked like under those clothes. clothes." It's just her with her head covered up by a dress.

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* As in canon, the final piece of evidence involves demanding to see Kuwata's... tool.

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* As in canon, the final piece of evidence involves demanding to see Kuwata's... Kuwata's tool. Like so:
-->'''Naegi:''' Leon. As a high school baseball star, you have fans. And those fans obsess over the slightest details about you. Maizono must've heard their rumors, which is why she mentioned your special piercing in the invitation. She wanted to see your Prince Albert. So if you're not hiding anything, ''drop your pants and prove it!''

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-->'''Naegi:''' GAH! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!



-->'''Kirigiri''': If I had to guess, I'd say you're not the killer. I don't believe someone who screams like such a bitch could commit murder, infact it is startingly obvious who the real culprit is. Let's show these dense motherfuckers some logic, shall we?

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-->'''Kirigiri''': If I had to guess, I'd say you're not the killer. I don't believe someone who screams like such a bitch could would ever be able to commit murder, infact murder. In fact, it is startingly startlingly obvious who the real culprit is. Let's show these dense motherfuckers some logic, shall we?



-->'''Naegi (attempting to think like Maizono):''' ''[[GratuitousJapanese Ehem, Konnichiwa, I tried to kill a man, desu. Sumimasen, silly bakas. [...] Maizono-hime chose the most kekoi ningen she could find to be her ichiban victim, desu. [...] NANI?! Sore wa chikaii yo!]]''

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-->'''Naegi (attempting to think like Maizono):''' ''[[GratuitousJapanese Ehem, Konnichiwa, I tried to kill a man, desu. Sumimasen, silly bakas. [...] Maizono-hime chose the most kekoi kakkoii ningen she could find to be her ichiban victim, desu. [...] NANI?! Sore wa chikaii yo!]]''



* Naegi cleverly turns the DyingClue upside down. Cue amazed chorus of comprehension from the rest of the class.
* Naegi's snarktastic Climax Inference.
-->'''Naegi:''' Leon Kuwata... ''You're the dumbass who did it!''



* As in canon, the final piece of evidence involves demanding to see Kuwata's... tool.




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* "We would elaborate on Chihiro further, [[InternetBackdraft but Tumblr would get very angry with us]]."
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--> '''Oowada''': Those iron walls don't scare and I'm sure if I hit them hard enough it'll fix everything, and yes that's my answer to everything!

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--> '''Oowada''': Hell with that! Those iron walls don't scare and me! I'm sure if I hit them hard enough 'em a bunch, it'll fix everything, solve our problems, and yes that's ''yes'', that is my answer to everything!



--> '''Ishimaru''': This school environment is not welcome in a school environment! I mean-

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--> '''Ishimaru''': This school environment is not welcome in a school environment! I mean-mean... Um...



* Naegi's attempt to get a Super Duper High School Title for himself. First he gets Super Duper High School Good Luck, then Super Duper High School Average Joe (Because he's generic as hell and sounds like every anime protagonist ever) and finaly ends up with Super Duper High School Screams Like a Bitch.

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* Naegi's attempt to get a Super Duper High School Title for himself. First he gets Super Duper High School Good Luck, Luck (which Naegi stated to be stupid and inaccurate), then Super Duper High School Average Joe (Because he's generic as hell and sounds like every anime protagonist ever) and finaly finally ends up with Super Duper High School Screams Like a Bitch.



-->'''Oowada''': Yeah after about sixteen tries, I decided to call it quits.

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-->'''Oowada''': Yeah Yeah, after about sixteen tries, I decided to call called it quits.



-->'''Kirigiri:''' Also, if I had to guess, Ishimaru's getting aroused by all of this debating.

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-->'''Kirigiri:''' Also, if I had to guess, I'd say Ishimaru's getting quite aroused by all of this debating.



-->'''Ishimaru:''' I MUST SHAMEFULLY ADMIT THIS IS CORRECT! THOUGH DISCUSSING MATTERS OF AROUSAL IS NOW WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!

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-->'''Ishimaru:''' I MUST SHAMEFULLY ADMIT THIS IS CORRECT! THOUGH DISCUSSING MATTERS OF AROUSAL IS NOW NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!



-->'''Naegi (attempting to think like Maizono):''' ''[[GratuitousJapanese Ehem, Konnichiwa, I tried to kill a man desu. Sumimasen, silly bakas. [...] Maizono-hime chose the most kekoi ningen she could find to be her ichiban victim desu. [...] NANI?! Sore wa chikaii yo!]]''

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-->'''Naegi (attempting to think like Maizono):''' ''[[GratuitousJapanese Ehem, Konnichiwa, I tried to kill a man man, desu. Sumimasen, silly bakas. [...] Maizono-hime chose the most kekoi ningen she could find to be her ichiban victim victim, desu. [...] NANI?! Sore wa chikaii yo!]]''
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-->'''Naegi:''' Yeah, this yelling is really convincing, keep it up, man.
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** While Naegi was trying to figure out how to think like Maizono above:
-->'''Byakuya (still debating):''' Only one of you destitute layabouts could've done it.
-->'''[[TranquilFury Aoi]]:''' [[BerserkButton Bitch, what did you say about donuts?]]
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* Most of the snarking at Greg's hands about each character, in particular Oowada and his AnimeHair.

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* Most of the snarking at Greg's hands about each character, in particular Oowada and his AnimeHair.AnimeHair.

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** As the group continues to get closer to the truth behind Maizono's death:
-->'''Ishimaru (sounding incredibly flustered on the last word):''' YES! BY ALL MEANS, CONTINUE DEBATING! Please.
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** Say nothing of hearing ''[[DeadpanSnarker Kirigiri]]'' say the words, "''sugoi'' booty call" aloud.

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** Say nothing of hearing ''[[DeadpanSnarker ''[[EmotionlessGirl Kirigiri]]'' say the words, "''sugoi'' booty call" aloud.

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* Maizono luring the culprit to their room with the offer of a "sugoi booty call".

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* Maizono luring the culprit to their room with the offer of a "sugoi "''sugoi'' booty call".call".
** Say nothing of hearing ''[[DeadpanSnarker Kirigiri]]'' say the words, "''sugoi'' booty call" aloud.
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* Ishimaru's bizarre arousal at the mere prospect of debates:
-->'''Kirigiri:''' Also, if I had to guess, Ishimaru's getting aroused by all of this debating.
-->'''Naegi:''' [[FlatWhat Wha-?]]
-->'''Ishimaru:''' I MUST SHAMEFULLY ADMIT THIS IS CORRECT! THOUGH DISCUSSING MATTERS OF AROUSAL IS NOW WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!
-->'''Oowada:''' Always knew there was something weird about you, man.
** And then, after Kuwata is proved to be the guilty party:
-->'''Ishimaru:''' This debate was very much welcome in "My Pants" Environment.
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** Also, Byakuya and Celestia's initial commentary on Kuwata's breakdown.
-->'''Byakuya:''' What is he even saying?
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Celestia:]]''' I think he's broken.
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* Oowada insisting he was watching the crime-scene and didn't see Maizono's dying message:
-->'''Chihiro:''' Um, Mr. Oowada? Well, when I came by, you were fast asleep.
-->'''Oowada:''' Sleeping?! I don't remember nothin' like that, an' I was asleep.
-->'''Byakuya:''' Can we revoke his right to speak from now on?!
** Also from that scene, Monokuma eating honey out of a honeypot, marked "[[Disney/WinnieThePooh Hunny]]."

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-->'''Naegi''': I'm japanese.

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-->'''Naegi''': I'm japanese.Japanese.


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-->'''Naegi (attempting to think like Maizono):''' ''[[GratuitousJapanese Ehem, Konnichiwa, I tried to kill a man desu. Sumimasen, silly bakas. [...] Maizono-hime chose the most kekoi ningen she could find to be her ichiban victim desu. [...] NANI?! Sore wa chikaii yo!]]''

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* Monokuma's ExactWords of what Maizono looks liked under those clothes. It's just her with her head covered up by a dress.
-->'''Naegi''': I fucking hate that bear.



* Most of the snarking at Greg's hands about each character.

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* Most of the snarking at Greg's hands about each character.character, in particular Oowada and his AnimeHair.

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* Maizono luring the culprit to their room with the offer of a "sugoi booty call".
* Naegi's method of figuring out who Maizono's method was by thinking like her.
* Kuwata's breakdown and Naegi snarking at his digging himself deeper.

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* Naegi's RunningGag of having blue balls the entire episode.
* Enoshima's suggestion of killing Monokuma to get out of the school and Oowada's attempt to do it.
-->'''Oowada''': '''FUCK YOU TEDDY!''' ''Oowada throws Monokuma and it explodes, then reappears''
-->'''Monokuma''': What the hell do you think you're doing?! ''Oowada picks him up and throws him again''
-->''Flashback ends''
-->'''Oowada''': Yeah after about sixteen tries, I decided to call it quits.
* Kirigiri's logic for why Naegi isn't the killer of Maizono.
-->'''Kirigiri''': If I had to guess, I'd say you're not the killer. I don't believe someone who screams like such a bitch could commit murder, infact it is startingly obvious who the real culprit is. Let's show these dense motherfuckers some logic, shall we?




!!Dangan Ronpa SPECIAL

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\n* Fukawa's insisting that Naegi is the culprit by calling him "Cis white male scum", despite him being Japanese.
-->'''Fukawa''': As if we run that risk, it has to be that cis white male scum!
-->'''Naegi''': I'm japanese.
-->'''Fukawa''': Stop derailing my argument with facts!
* Kirigiri's making everyone shut up when they all try to blame Naegi from the get go.
* Naegi's shooting the words out of people's mouths.

!!Dangan Ronpa SPECIALSPECIAL
* Most of the snarking at Greg's hands about each character.
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!!Episode 1
* The introductions of other characters.
** Ishimaru's introduction.
** Oowada's introduction.
--> '''Oowada''': Those iron walls don't scare and I'm sure if I hit them hard enough it'll fix everything, and yes that's my answer to everything!
* Maizono put knives in Naegi's bed to protect him.
* Ishimaru's RunningGag backfiring on him.
--> '''Ishimaru''': This school environment is not welcome in a school environment! I mean-
* Monokuma's attempt to get people to kill each other by offering naked pictures of Maizono to everyone, then threatening them with naked pictures of itself.
* Naegi's attempt to get a Super Duper High School Title for himself. First he gets Super Duper High School Good Luck, then Super Duper High School Average Joe (Because he's generic as hell and sounds like every anime protagonist ever) and finaly ends up with Super Duper High School Screams Like a Bitch.

!!Episode 2

!!Episode 3

!!Dangan Ronpa SPECIAL

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