History Funny / CyranoDeBergerac

3rd Oct '17 1:20:26 AM Saveelich
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* Valvert tries to insult Cyrano, telling him "Sir, your nose is. . .hmm. . .it is. . .very big!", (something that he's very sensitive to). Cyrano calmly responds that it is, but this insult was lousy, and proceeds to tell a LongList of better insults in many different styles. Than fights a duel with him, while improvising a ballad.

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* Valvert tries to insult Cyrano, telling him "Sir, your nose is. . .hmm. . .it is. . .very big!", (something that he's very sensitive to). Cyrano calmly responds that it is, but this insult was lousy, and proceeds to tell a LongList of better insults in many different styles. Than Then fights a duel with him, while improvising a ballad.



--> Is it a man? A woman? ... It's a monk.

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--> Is it a man? A woman? ... It's a monk.monk.
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18th Sep '17 12:14:02 AM Chabal2
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-->'''Cyrano:''' ''[[TranquilFury "...Who]]'' [[TranquilFury is that...]]''[[TranquilFury man]]'' [[TranquilFury there?"]]

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-->'''Cyrano:''' ''[[TranquilFury "...Who]]'' [[TranquilFury is that...]]''[[TranquilFury man]]'' [[TranquilFury there?"]]there?"]]
* After winning a bet, Cyrano has two musicians following him around all day. He uses them as sentries by telling them to wait at the end of the street and play a jolly air if a woman aproaches or a sad one if it's a man. Naturally, the first time it happens they play both.
--> Is it a man? A woman? ... It's a monk.
19th Jan '17 3:04:42 PM BobTanaka
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-->'''Cyrano:''' ''[[TranquilFury "...Who]]'' [[TranquilFury is that...]] ''[[TranquilFury man]]'' [[TranquilFury there?"]]

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-->'''Cyrano:''' ''[[TranquilFury "...Who]]'' [[TranquilFury is that...]] ''[[TranquilFury ]]''[[TranquilFury man]]'' [[TranquilFury there?"]]
19th Jan '17 3:04:17 PM BobTanaka
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* Cyrano is telling the story of how he duelled a hundred men the night before, is interrupted by Christian, who's taken the hazing bet of the other Gascons and is full pf puns about Cyrano's nose - even though mentioning anything nose related in Cyrano's presence is extremely unwise. Incensed, Cyrano asks who Christian is, ready to gut him - only to find out that he's the man Roxanne loves, and who he's sworn to look out for. Awkward. He goes back to his tale, but Christian keeps interrupting...

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* Cyrano is telling the story of how he duelled a hundred men the night before, is interrupted by Christian, who's taken the hazing bet of the other Gascons and is full pf puns about Cyrano's nose - even though mentioning anything nose related in Cyrano's presence is extremely unwise. Incensed, Cyrano asks who Christian is, ready to gut him - only to find out that he's the man Roxanne loves, and who he's sworn to look out for. Awkward. He goes back to his tale, but Christian keeps interrupting...interrupting...
** Taken UpToEleven in the Jose Ferrer version. Christian says the fatal word, causing a stunned silence:
-->'''Cyrano:''' ''[[TranquilFury "...Who]]'' [[TranquilFury is that...]] ''[[TranquilFury man]]'' [[TranquilFury there?"]]
7th Nov '16 8:24:57 AM Ciara25
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* The truly bizarre and hilarious scene where Cyrano provides a distraction by jumping out of a tree and claiming to have fallen from the moon.

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* The truly bizarre and hilarious scene where Cyrano provides a distraction by jumping out of a tree and claiming to have fallen from the moon.moon.
* Cyrano is telling the story of how he duelled a hundred men the night before, is interrupted by Christian, who's taken the hazing bet of the other Gascons and is full pf puns about Cyrano's nose - even though mentioning anything nose related in Cyrano's presence is extremely unwise. Incensed, Cyrano asks who Christian is, ready to gut him - only to find out that he's the man Roxanne loves, and who he's sworn to look out for. Awkward. He goes back to his tale, but Christian keeps interrupting...
5th Oct '13 2:38:13 AM GuesssWho
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* Valvert tries to insult Cyrano, telling him "Sir, your nose is. . .hmm. . .it is. . .very big!", (something that he's very sensitive to). Cyrano calmly responds that it is, but this insult was lousy, and proceeds to tell a LongList of better insults in many different styles. Than fights a duel with him, while improvising a ballad.

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* Valvert tries to insult Cyrano, telling him "Sir, your nose is. . .hmm. . .it is. . .very big!", (something that he's very sensitive to). Cyrano calmly responds that it is, but this insult was lousy, and proceeds to tell a LongList of better insults in many different styles. Than fights a duel with him, while improvising a ballad.ballad.
*The truly bizarre and hilarious scene where Cyrano provides a distraction by jumping out of a tree and claiming to have fallen from the moon.
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