History Funny / CurbYourEnthusiasm

14th Jun '16 1:57:19 PM speedyboris
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--> '''Susie''': Now, maybe you'll start to be more respectful to people treat people better.\\

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--> '''Susie''': Now, maybe you'll start to be more respectful to people people, treat people better.\\



'''Larry''': Well, that's that's the way i got 'em. Come on, what's wrong?\\

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'''Larry''': Well, that's that's the way i I got 'em. Come on, what's wrong?\\



'''Larry''': Well, i don't want to make a mess in your house.\\

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'''Larry''': Well, i I don't want to make a mess in your house.\\
4th Jun '15 8:15:52 AM speedyboris
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** When Larry's telling his story at the beginning of almost drowning:
--> '''Susie''': Now, maybe you'll start to be more respectful to people treat people better.\\
'''Larry''': What are you talking about? I'm respectful to people.\\
'''Susie''': ''(not buying it)'' Egh.
6th Apr '15 8:02:47 AM speedyboris
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** Late in the episode, Larry is in a good mood because he doesn't have to write a passage for a birthday book, so he orders a "vanilla bullshit" at Starbucks, then when Jeremy tells him he doesn't have to write his letter of recommendation, Larry orders coffee and donuts for the entire restaurant.
2nd Mar '15 10:08:22 AM speedyboris
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* [[GoshDangItToHeck FREAK YOU!]]


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** [[GoshDangItToHeck FREAK YOU!]]
30th Nov '14 5:08:25 PM speedyboris
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* "The Black Swan": The argument between Norm (who's taking ''way'' too long to retrieve his golf ball) and an impatient Larry, which ends with this exchange:
--> '''Norm''': Hey, how's your wife?\\
'''Larry''': Fuck you, Norm!
27th Oct '14 10:01:23 AM speedyboris
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* From "Ski Lift" Larry's response to the Jewish women telling him he has to jump off the broken down ski lift because she can't be with him after sundown is a stare and "What are you fuckin nuts?"



* From "Ski Lift" Larry's response to the Jewish women telling him he has to jump off the broken down ski lift because she can't be with him after sundown is a stare and "What are you fuckin nuts?"
19th Sep '14 11:47:54 AM speedyboris
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** When Larry tries to return Ida's flowers to Marty, which are damaged:
--> '''Marty''': Is that what it looked like when you stole it?\\
'''Larry''': ...Problem?\\
'''Marty''': Yeah, ''big'' problem.\\
'''Larry''': No good?\\
'''Marty''': No good, no.\\
'''Larry''': Well, that's that's the way i got 'em. Come on, what's wrong?\\
'''Marty''': They should all stand up. That's what flowers do when they're healthy.\\
(Larry is picking up flower petals)\\
'''Marty''': Stop picking up the petals, okay?\\
'''Larry''': Well, i don't want to make a mess in your house.\\
'''Marty''': Don't worry about it. You made ''enough'' of a mess.
19th Sep '14 11:44:47 AM speedyboris
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--> '''Ted''': Y'know something? I heard Rosie O'Donnell beat the crap out of you.\\
'''Larry''': Oh really? That's bullshit!\\
'''Ted''': (mocking) Rosie beat the crap out of you! You big sissy, you big fucking sissy!
19th Sep '14 11:42:35 AM speedyboris
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* "Club Soda & Salt": Larry is indifferent on the chef that Ted Danson wants for the restaurant, and has to be the one to say he didn't get the job. Larry's lame reason? "A little saucy."

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* "Club Soda & Salt": Larry is indifferent on the chef that Ted Danson wants for the restaurant, and has to be the one to say he didn't get the job. Larry's lame reason? "A The food's "a little saucy."
19th Sep '14 11:42:08 AM speedyboris
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* "The Special Section": Larry David acting in an amazingly accurate [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0dghVN8ZWw parody]] of ''Creator/MartinScorsese'' mobster flicks.


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* "The Special Section": Larry David acting in an amazingly accurate [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0dghVN8ZWw parody]] of ''Creator/MartinScorsese'' mobster flicks.
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