History Funny / Cultstuck

24th Apr '18 12:09:43 AM hellwolf99
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* Equius and the other highbloods were rather shocked to learn that their lowblood friends already knew about the Sufferer Cultists, so when he tries to explain the situation to Nepeta, this happens
-->“We’re... going underground,” you manage to say, and once you’ve said that the rest flows out with remarkable smoothness. “According to Aradia, this anti-imperialistic faction I spoke of hides in a wide complex of subterranean galleries, where I assume they have access to the means of subsistence necessary for long-term survival—"
-->"Are you talking about the weird gray people?" she asks, and your brain basically skids to a halt.
20th Dec '14 6:26:48 AM Zadia
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* Gamzee calling Equius a towelfucker.
9th May '14 5:22:07 AM shade6116
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** The cult planned a surprise for Karkat. What is it? [[spoiler: Alternia's very first nativity play!]]
9th Dec '13 1:44:06 AM Argon2
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-->A PRIZE, A SAY! WITH MONEY! AND CAKE!

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-->A PRIZE, A I SAY! WITH MONEY! AND CAKE!
9th Dec '13 1:42:42 AM Argon2
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* "Oooh, ''burn''."


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[[AC: Comments]]
* [[http://archiveofourown.org/comments/1297178 Zivloc]]:
-->You deserve a prize for your Equius.
-->A PRIZE, A SAY! WITH MONEY! AND CAKE!
-->AND GREEK SALADS FOR ALL

17th Nov '13 2:07:24 AM Argon2
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* Quoth Gamzee: "Am I gonna have to ''[[DeadlyEuphemism pap]] a bitch''?"


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* Terezi: "But I resent the thought of our little cherry pie being carpet bombed..."
14th Nov '13 5:57:18 PM Argon2
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* Gamzee- [[spoiler:having gone cold turkey]]- hallucinating Karkat.
8th Nov '13 5:59:08 PM Argon2
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* [[TsunDere Karkat]] saying goodbye to Terezi and expressing his feelings towards their TrueCompanions. [[note]]His grammar and spelling is off because of the severe injuries he's sustained. [[/note]]
--> CG: AND I GUESS I LOVE SOLLUX TOO, AND KANAYA AND EVERYONE ESLE
--> CG: THOUG SOME NOT THAT MUCH REALLY
--> CG: I GUESS I JUST RELALY LIKE THEM A LOT
--> CG: THEYER ALL VERY PRECIOUS AND DUMB
8th Nov '13 5:42:18 PM Argon2
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** Elder Inditer's response to He Whose Blood Runs Purest actually ''speaking'' to him.
--> In his extremely brutal previous life, and in his quiet and severe current life, Elder Inditer had never experienced so many intense positive emotions, much less simultaneously; as a result he lived under the impression that his desire to squee was actually a Divine Revelation.
22nd Oct '13 3:24:27 AM Argon2
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* In the "Moons" side story, Toddler!Karkat gives the Grand Elder a crayon drawing, and the cultists treat it as SeriousBusiness. HilarityEnsues.
--> The Grand Elder's motion to hang the newly-framed artwork in the corridor by the library was viciously overridden. For the next forty hours, the drawing sat on a hastily procured dais as the Council of Elders conducted an emergency gathering — at first to determine the best location for it, but which soon turned into a heated debate over whether it was merely a representation of the moons or if it was imbued with the properties of their bigger counterparts, among others. Sometime during this event the Grand Elder gave up and settled back by a napping Elder Plucker to observe the rising insanity, which went on until the fortieth hour mark, when Elder Tomekeeper raised the topic of long-term conservation and dropped terrifying notions such as acidity levels, humidity quotient and deterioration rates.
--> Spurred on by the thought of losing his adorable present to the ravages of time, Grand Elder agreed to retire with Tomekeeper to research and build a frame that would ensure the artwork's longevity. Thus the Council went on, surrounding an empty dais for another twenty hours.
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