History Funny / Cs188Music

** "It's hard to say that I fart when I'm asleep."
** "I'd rather [[BestialityIsDepraved fuck a thousand sheep!]]"

** "The cleansing bar washes away 15 dollars!" ''[{{Beat}}]'' "lol. Call now and end your life for just $19.95!"

** "Pedal to the-- '''''[[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} METAAAAALLLL]]''''' [[ExtremeOmnivore ...eat banana peel.]] You're in the driver's seat, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and you're behind the seat."]]

** "Pedal to the metal, ''(music switches to [[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Joel's metal cover of Brick by Brick]]),'' [[ExtremeOmnivore eat banana peel.]] You're in the driver's seat, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and you're behind the seat."]]

** "There's a place downtown where the [[{{Squick}} freaks are comin' in a dirty hole!]]"

** "It's a hole in '''[[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy MY ASS!!]]''', it's a dirty '''[[ShapedLikeItself ASSHOLE!!]]'''"

--> "[[TheStinger Jingle balls, jingle balls, jizzing all the way-yay]], oh what the fuck is going on?" ([[{{Creator/Charmx}} Your face right now]])

** "There's a place downtown where the '''[[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy DICKS]]''' come around!"

** But the kicker is when someone from the comments section tries do decipher what the hell just happened:

--> "I should be playing on the playground, but I'ma be so high [[EatThat eating toads]]!"

--> "They told me [[Creator/MichaelRosen no breathing]]!"

--> [[JustHereForGodzilla This is probably what most of you subscribe to me for, right?]] Enjoy this "[[IncrediblyLamePun itty bitty waste]]" ([[LampshadeHanging sorry, terrible pun...]]).

** "I wanna take you to a [[NukeEm nuclear war]]!" "[[RunningGag ...wipe out China]]." ([[OverusedRunningGag I NEED TO STOP THAT]])

*** The CallBack to his previous poop- "[[ToiletHumor I just wanna piss on you,]] [[RelaxOVision just like this!]]" ([[CrossesTheLineTwice R. Kelly demonstration not available at this time)]] [[TakeThat ...and especially not now]] [[RealitySubtext since he's in prison! :)]]

--> "My pingas gets smaller as I see it here, pulling at the foreskin! But every time I reach for my pingas, I'm waiting for the movie to begin!" ([[ThinkOfTheCensors INSERT PORNO HERE]])

** "Oh... my... god... It's Music/{{Beck}}." ("[[PopCultureIsolation Wait, who the hell is Beck?]]")

--> "I'm on my phone, watching Website/TikTok for an hour or two..."

** "All I'm trying to say is — [[Music/TheLonelyIsland I'm on a boat, motherfucker!]]"

** "Where my voice was [[StylisticSuck aUtOtUnEd]]..."

** "I'll be your teacher and I'll --[[Music/{{Creed}} show you everything]]" ''[[[LampshadedDoubleEntendre cue pixelated]] GagPenis]''

** Music/{{Squeeze}} - Tempted

** "[[MondegreenGag I'm an owl, Silence, you naaaaaarwhal!]]... [''{{Beat}}''] (I don't know...)"

** "[[MondegreenGag I'm an owl, Silence, you naaaaaarwhal!]]... [''{{Beat}}''] I don't know."

** "[[MondegreenGag I'm an ooooowl! Silence, you naaaaaarwhal!]]"

** "ATOM BOMB, ATOM BOMB [...] We are not unarmed... Korea got a bomb... maybe, maybe [[NukeEm US COULD BECOME A TARGET!]]"

** "Where the truth was not the truth (forever lies), and the crackers are consumed."

--> "Is this the rear? Is this just ''faf''? No escape from the vaginal landslide, 'cause I'm easy come, easy cum..." ([[CallBack well, that was predictable]]) "I'm just a [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs little high]]."

** "Where my voice was [{StylisticSuck aUtOtUnEd]]..."

--> "By the time you hear this I would have already fucked up. I would never do nothin' to let you cowards [[TakeThatMe fuck my fucking fucking ''gay music!'' I'm a cocky prick, but you cocks are slick!]] Popping shit on how you fucking sit on cocky pricks! Excuse me, ''I love cock you pricks!'' I love it when [[ToiletHumor I take a shit!]] Plus it wasn't that long ago, when who you dicks trying to dick! [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]."

** "They taught themselves to be a bee" ''(Murdoc turns into a bee)'' "They didn't know how to pollinate." ''(Bee!Murdoc tries to pollinate a flower with no success)'' "They taught themselves to be a nose" ''(Murdoc's face becomes a giant green nose)'' "They didn't know seasonal allergies." ''(YouTuber [[=ThisGuyTomTV=]] is shown sneezing)''

** "Pedal to the metal, ''(music switches to Vinesauce Joel's metal cover of Brick by Brick),'' [[ExtremeOmnivore eat banana peel.]] You're in the driver's seat, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and you're behind the seat."]]

** "I told myself that you [[SuddenlyShouting WERE NOTHING!]]"

** "I told myself that you would '''''DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!'''''"