History Funny / Critikal

** The conclusion he jumped to after one of his party members contracted measles and one of his oxen was injured in the span of one night.

** ""Is has measles." I can't tell if that's a statement or if it's telling me my party member already has measles. "One of the oxen is injured." [[UnfortunateImplications What the]] ''[[{{PrecisionFStrike}} fuck]]'' [[{{Squick}} happened last night?!]]"

-->'''Charlie''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]''''' [[LargeHam YEAAAAH, BABYYYYYY]], that's what I've been waiting for, that's what it's all about, ''[one of his dogs goes up to him]'' WOO-HOOOOOO! [[ARareSentence WE'RE MAKING AN UNICORN TAKE A SHIT!]] WOO-HOO-HOOOOO!

* The RiceGum saga:
** "It's like a little bit of a Clue game, you know what I mean, but instead of identifying a killer, you're identifying a huge douchebag, and it's always RiceGum."

** "Now, calling this video an apology would be like calling Creator/AmySchumer a good comedian, it's not even close."
** "This man openly drops trousers and takes a big ol' peepee right in their mouth. I don't know why they accept the golden shower from RiceGum so frequently, but they do. They must fucking love it. It's their fetish, their kink."

--->"I'd like to introduce to my character, Mr. I Am Not a Pedophile."

* While everything is gold in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq72iEjcU4w Youtuber Apology Tier List]], the Creator/RiceGum section is particularly hilarious.

-->'''Charlie:''' RiceGum himself is like a human F. Everything that man does is an F-tier. If a fucking gas station toilet could speak, it'd have more interesting things to say than RiceGum.

* While playing a poor Steam game called ''Temple Fight'', someone in his chat suggests that he does a Moist Meter on the game, leading Charlie to laugh and say he'll think it over.

* When he explains how the Star Wars prequels were made:
-->''Star Wars used to be one of the most beloved franchises of all of entertainment, but that all changed when the twisted mind of George Lucas was left unsupervised and unchecked by a medical professional. He was able to army crawl himself away from Arkham Asylum and onto a chair in front of a pen and paper and write the prequels.''

* ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'' is apparently the most-requested game Critikal has ever played, and for good reason.
** His increasing anger at the previous guard's verbosity.
** The entire story he tells, about a time when he was receiving a blowjob while really needing to take a piss.

-->'''Charlie''': The honey has done ''nothing! Absolutely nothing!'' Where did you read that, [[TakeThat on Reddit or something?!]] [[FlatEarthAthiest Like the fucking flat Earther subreddit?!]] ''Oh, my God!''

** *camera moves down to show the player character's headless shadow* "This is exactly what I thought I was when I entered the bathtub. A floating headless torso. Who else would you wanna be in the bathtub with you at the same time? I mean just look at this, this is clearly Washington Irving's first draft of ''Literature/TheLegendOfSleepyHollow'' I mean that's what this game is based on obviously."

* Aside from a small scream after a leaf flies in front of his scope while playing Medal of Honor, Cr1tikal has never been scared by a video game before: even VideoGame/{{Outlast}}, VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys and VideoGame/{{Slenderman}} fail to elicit any signs of fear from him. So what finally manages to make Cr1tikal scream? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KoQNS19RhU 3AM at the Krusty Krab]].

-->'''Charlie''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]''''' [[LargeHam YEAAAAH, BABYYYYYY]], that's what I've been waiting for, ''[one of his dogs goes up to him]'' WOO-HOOOOOO! [[ARareSentence WE'RE MAKING AN UNICORN TAKE A SHIT!]] WOO-HOO-HOOOOO!

-->'''Charlie''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]''''' [[LargeHam YEAAAAH, BABYYYYYY]], that's what I've been waiting for, ''[one of his dogs goes up to him]'' WOO-HOOOOOO!

-->'''Charlie''': '''''[[NotSoStoic WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]''''' YEAAAAH, BABYYYYYY, that's what I've been waiting for, WOO-HOOOOOO!

-->'''Charlie''': '''''WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!''''' YEAAAAH, BABYYYYYY, that's what I've been waiting for, WOO-HOOOOOO!

*** He keeps going after the second level: "He just shot a shit waterfall at the crowd, and they're cheering for him. ...Wait a minute, that just opened up new plot elements... That's it! The shit waterfall is a symbol for anal cavity! That-that's it right there! Pepsiman is delivering the Pepsi, to the rectums of the aliens! Shit, that truck just hit him, the government is trying to assassinate him for what he's trying to do! So Pepsiman is now being framed for high treason when all he's trying to do is quench the thirst of the aliens' dehydrated assholes. Such a noble act of heroism, I, for one, will not stand by and let shit depart from my ass cheeks while Pepsiman needs our help - ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I, have, been, flattened.]]''"

*** He keeps going after the second level: "Pepsiman is delivering the Pepsi, to the rectums of the aliens! Shit, that truck just hit him, the government is trying to assassinate him for what he's trying to do! So Pepsiman is now being framed for high treason when all he's trying to do is quench the thirst of the aliens' dehydrated assholes. Such a noble act of heroism, I, for one, will not stand by and let shit depart from my ass cheeks while Pepsiman needs our help - ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I, have, been, flattened.]]''"

* His [[https://youtu.be/7nmhehvTiu4?t=356 rant]] while playing JustForFun/PokemonVietnameseCrystal

* [=Cr1TiKaL=] and a friend decide to watch some [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_82BWrwdv4 wrestling.]] Throughout the video, especially when [[Wrestling/NewJack New Jack]] gets the [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown upper hand]] against Gypsy Joe, [=Cr1TiKaL=], who is known for being TheStoic and a DeadpanSnarker, absolutely ''breaks down laughing'' '''''multiple times'''''.

-->''I say it's a win-win,