History Funny / CriticalRoleKraghammerAndVasselheim

'''Percy:''' ''[dryly]'' —and [[IncrediblyLamePun write]] [[CallBack comment cards]].

* Healing Vax's wounded foot produces an IncrediblyLamePun:

'''Campaign 3 (Bell's Hells)''': [[Funny/CriticalRoleShadesOfBlack 1-22]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleTheSandsAndTheBoughs 23-38]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleApproachingApogee 39-51]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleScattered 52-64]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleElementsOfChaos 65-]]\\

** At this point in the episode, the chat get to work trending the hashtag [[VerbalTic "#POPPY]][[JustForPun BLOCKED".]]

[[Funny/CriticalRoleCampaignThree Campaign 3]]\\

The first broadcast story arc of WebVideo/CriticalRole, this story follows Vox Machina, a ragtag bunch's adventures into Kraghammer. Upon a request from the dwarven lord of the city, the crew finds themselves in the Underdark, and their adventures eventually culminate in a battle between Vox Machina and a beholder named K'varn who is controlling an entire city of Illithid. They then journey to Vasselheim, where the party is split into two groups to prove their worth to the Slayer's Take, a local adventurer's guild. This arc features guest appearances by Creator/FeliciaDay, Creator/MaryElizabethMcGlynn, Creator/WilWheaton, and Creator/WillFriedle, adding a new twist to the now-divided adventuring band. This arc also includes the first backstory related episode (episode 22), as Keyleth visits a related druid tribe.

* The party discovering a room which on a perception check proves to be almost certainly a trap. Most of the group decide that it should be carefully investigated...whereupon Vax takes off running down the hallway, dives into the room and is ''immediately'' almost pulverised in a gigantic meat grinder.

[[folder:Episode 22: [=AraMente=] to Pyrah]]

* [[AmazonChaser Grog quite literally drooling over a particularly strong female fighter]] in the Crucible. Percy then directs him to wipe off the remaining dribble before he goes in.

* As much as it was awesome, Sam realizing he was about to get his very first kill was hilarious.

-->'''Gilmore:''' Flattery will get you ''EVERYWHERE~''\\

* During one point in the epic battle, Matt forgets that Pike isn't grappled anymore. Sam teases him for not being able to keep track of ten people at once. His return quip is "11 technically."

* Whelp...
-->'''Vax:''' I say we go all around the rim of the city.\\
'''Tiberius:''' Ah, a ''rim job''.
* Vox Machina uses the Fomorian as a battering ram/cannonball/dead weight. As he falls, Taliesin, Marisha, Orion, and Sam hold up scores like Olympic diving judges. [[https://twitter.com/VoiceOfOBrien/status/601936278091796480 The scores were 10, 10, 4.2, and 9.3 respectively.]]

* The entire scene that led to Grog headbutting the Fomorian. Grog offers the Fomorian a sip from his cask of ale, leading to this:
-->'''Grog''': Just a sip.\\
'''Fomorian:''' ''[peels off the top of the cask and begins downing it]''\\
'''Grog:''' Don't do it. I will fucking kill you!\\
'''Fomorian:''' ''[finishes downing the cask and crushes it]''\\
'''Grog:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I...would like...to...]]\\
'''Everyone Else''': [[CatchphraseInterruptus NO!]]
** Everyone has varied OhCrap expressions during their attempt to calm down Grog...except for Matt, who has a satisfied smirk at provoking the situation to begin with (to which Travis shoots back a comedically over-the-top DeathGlare). Ah, the rare and beautiful sight of seven synchronised {{Face Palm}}s. Then, when Travis rolls a Natural 20, everyone is shocked (''including Matt'') and Travis then retorts:
--->'''Travis:''' You don't '''''FUCK''''' with Grog's cask of ale!
** And then Grog in mourning for the cask of ale, Pike's comforting, and Tiberius and Scanlan promising to refill the cask for him at the end of their mission is equal parts funny and heartwarming.

'''Percy:''' Well, everyone knows now.

-->'''Percy:''' Vax. Screw you. I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

* Travis asks if Orion's dragon skull die holder is "his brother". Orion replies that it is not. It's actually his ancestor's.

* Scanlan gives inspiration to Vax, and Sam uses his new flute to roleplay it. This leads to the You-Tube subtitles poking fun at him; they say "bad flute playing". Sam continues and it changes to "Slightly less bad flute playing".

'''Grog:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I... would like... to...]]\\

** Everyone has varied OhCrap expressions during their attempt to calm down Grog... except for Matt, who has a satisfied smirk at provoking the situation to begin with (to which Travis shoots back a comedically over-the-top DeathGlare). Ah, the rare and beautiful sight of seven synchronised {{Face Palm}}s. Then, when Travis rolls a Natural 20, everyone is shocked (''including Matt'') and Travis then retorts: