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* Sam and Liam do a Film/BackToTheFuture themed promo to celebrate that night's sponsor, who was putting out a Back To The Future themed card game. The impressions were over the top.

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* Sam and Liam do a Film/BackToTheFuture Franchise/BackToTheFuture themed promo to celebrate that night's sponsor, who was putting out a Back To The Future themed card game. The impressions were over the top.
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*** After fishing out the crystals, Caduceus tries to continue the prank war by grabbing Calliope's ankle and dragging her into the pond with him. A bad Strength roll means that Calliope instead plants a foot onto his face and shoves him back under.

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*** After fishing out the crystals, Caduceus tries to continue the prank war by grabbing Calliope's ankle wrist and dragging her into the pond with him. A bad Strength roll means that Calliope instead plants a foot onto his face and shoves him back under.
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** Caduceus runs away immediately after she falls in, but stops at the mouth of the cave as he doesn't think she can catch up. Calliope promptly tackles him to the ground.

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** Caduceus runs away immediately after she falls in, but stops at the mouth of the cave as he doesn't think she can catch up. knows he can't outrun her. Calliope promptly tackles rugby-tackles him to the ground.
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* Veth asks Vess about Molly's accent, starting the entire cast to comment on it.

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* Veth asks Vess about Molly's accent, starting accent (Irish, [[OohMeAccentsSlipping but slowly slipping into American over time]]), prompting the entire cast to comment on poke fun at it.

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--->'''Caduceus:''' Right here.

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--->'''Caduceus:''' Right I'm right here.


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** As Veth suggests just throwing more money at the problem, Caduceus repeats the addage from the previous episode that "nine women can't make a baby in a month." When Jester goes to pay the extra fee, Veth asks if she can throw in a few more gold so they can [[ComicallyMissingThePoint hire nine pregnant women]].
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--->'''Caduceus:''' Right here.
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* After Liam is done explaining and everyone settles down for the night:
-->'''Matt:''' Well, that's the easiest hour I've ever had to Dungeon Master.
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* Caduceus gets a dig in at Eodwulf.
-->'''Eodwulf:''' ''(half-grinning; to Caduceus)'' And you, what are you?\\
'''Caduceus:''' Vegetarian, so I hope the meal reflects that.

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** Beau tells Caduceus to magic away the dog pee. Caduceus, who does not know Prestidigitation, just makes all of the windows slam shut with Thaumaturgy in a "what the hell do you want from me?" type gesture. Fjord then offers to clean it up using ''Eldritch Blast''.

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** Beau tells Caduceus to magic away the dog pee. Caduceus, who does not know Prestidigitation, just makes all of the windows slam shut with Thaumaturgy in a "what the hell do you want from me?" type gesture. He immediately re-opens all of them once Jester starts complaining about the smell.
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Fjord then offers to clean it up using ''Eldritch Blast''.
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** Beau tells Caduceus to magic away the dog pee. Caduceus, who does not know Prestidigitation, just makes all of the windows slam shut with Thaumaturgy in a "what the hell do you want from me?" type gesture. Fjord then offers to clean it up using ''Eldritch Blast''.
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* Because Matt can't hand players things over the table, he snuck Trent's letter to Caleb into the back of Liam's binder before the show. After the letter is read, Sam immediately checks the back of his own binder to see if Matt snuck any secrets in there too. He finds... a sign with the [=D&DBeyond=] logo.

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* Because COVID restrictions prevent Matt can't hand from handing players things over the table, he snuck Trent's letter to Caleb into the back of Liam's binder before the show. After the letter is read, Sam immediately checks the back of his own binder to see if Matt snuck any secrets in there too. He finds... a sign with the [=D&DBeyond=] logo.
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* Because Matt can't hand players things over the table, he snuck Trent's letter to Caleb into the back of Liam's binder before the show. After the letter is read, Sam immediately checks the back of his own binder to see if Matt snuck any secrets in there too. He finds... a sign with the [=D&DBeyond=] logo.
-->'''Sam:''' He's an AD WIZARD!

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* Caduceus sneaks up on his older sister Calliope as she sits at the water's edge. [[ScareChord He quietly draws the Bone Flute, and plays it loudly behind her, startling her so badly she falls into the water.]] She chases after him, and takes the flute away until he earns it back. He then promises to prank their brother Colton tomorrow.

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* Caduceus sneaks up on his older sister Calliope as she sits at the water's edge. [[ScareChord He It's clear from the description that Matt is expecting a heartfelt conversation between the two. Instead, Caduceus quietly draws the Bone Flute, and [[ScareChord plays it loudly behind her, startling her so badly she falls into the water.]] She chases after him, and takes the flute away until he earns it back. He then promises to prank their brother Colton tomorrow.


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** Caduceus runs away immediately after she falls in, but stops at the mouth of the cave as he doesn't think she can catch up. Calliope promptly tackles him to the ground.
** The two of them do end up having a heartfelt conversation, ending with the realization that dropping the residuum crystals into the pond makes them germinate, for lack of a better term. The two of them are entranced... and then Calliope pushes Caduceus into the water.
*** After fishing out the crystals, Caduceus tries to continue the prank war by grabbing Calliope's ankle and dragging her into the pond with him. A bad Strength roll means that Calliope instead plants a foot onto his face and shoves him back under.
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* Jester asks Artagan if he can teach her how to talk through her illusory duplicate. Artagan tells her he will... in time. Veth immediately bristles and puts on her best angry mom voice.
-->'''Veth:''' In time?! She just saved you from a fucking ''god'', give it to her now!
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* Caduceus and Jester try to Commune with the Moonweaver, but because neither of them actually worship the Moonweaver, they don't know how to set up a focusing circle for her specifically, so Caduceus just sets up his usual circle for communing with the Wildmother while Jester draws crescent moons in it. The end result, according to Matt is a bit like two teenagers with their first ouija board.
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* Once the T-Rex dies, Caleb (who is still Polymorphed into a T-Rex) keeps stealing bites from the body. The rest of the Nein reprimand him in the same way you would reprimand a dog stealing from the kitchen counter.
-->'''Beau:''' Where is that even gonna go when you bamf back to Caleb?!
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** When Yasha brings up the idea of hiding a "golden dick", Caleb offers to transmute some of their gold coins into a solid golden dick statue. Jester declines the idea, saying she doesn't want to waste that much coin on something for a stranger... but if Caleb wants to make ''her'' a golden dick statue and hide it somewhere for her to find, she would love that. She does not seem to entirely comprehend how that could be interpreted.
--->'''Liam:''' Caleb totally just blue-screened.
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* The first roll of the night is an Investigation check to see how well the Nein (minus Caduceus) can hide dick statues.
-->'''Matt:''' [[SarcasmMode I love role-playing games.]]
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'''Caduceus:''' I cast Blindness.

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'''Caduceus:''' [[{{Troll}} I cast Blindness.]]
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** Later, when the group is discussing what to do about Vokodo:
--->'''Fjord:''' I think we should take a lesson from today and just try and ''talk'' to Vokodo. Let's learn from Beau's mistake.\\
'''Caduceus:''' I cast Blindness.

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* Beau makes a CallBack as she drags Caduceus back to the others.
-->'''Beau:''' [[CallBack Help, it's again.]]

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* In sharp contrast to Fjord, who was just trying to grapple him without hurting him, Beau's method of trying to save Caduceus is to [[PercussivePrevention beat him over the head with Stunning Strike until he stops moving]], drag him backwards until Caleb can grab him with Cat's Ire, then punch him with Stunning Strike ''again'' when it looks like he's coming back to his senses.
-->'''Caduceus:''' Oh, hey! ''(gets clocked in the face)''
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Beau makes a CallBack as she drags Caduceus back to the others.
-->'''Beau:'''
where Caleb is waiting.
--->'''Beau:'''
[[CallBack Help, it's again.]]
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* Caleb Polymorphs himself into a great white shark to get through the waterfall. Fjord, who was already on the other side and did not see him do this, immediately screams, shoots three Eldritch Blasts at the shark, then pisses himself.
** As the rest of the Nein enter, Liam points out that sharks have an Intelligence of 1 and that, much like the Jester-moth incident, Caleb would be "dumb as rocks." Matt rules that Caleb would still see the Nein as allies and wouldn't attack anyone in a territorial rage, but Caleb ''does'' forget that he's supposed to turn himself back into a human until Caduceus (who can speak to animals) tells him that they need him to have legs.
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* Beau finds a piece of carved wood under the water, and hands it off to Caduceus.
-->'''Caduceus:''' Hey, wood!\\
'''Beau:''' What is that?\\
'''Caduceus:''' It's wood.\\
'''Beau:''' ...Yeah, I know.\\
'''Caduceus:''' Then why did you ask?\\
'''Fjord:''' What kind of wood?\\
'''Caduceus:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wet wood?]]\\
'''Jester:''' You guys, what? What about wood?\\
'''Caduceus:''' It's wet. It's wet wood.\\
'''Beau:''' We found this wet wood.\\
'''Caduceus:''' [[OverlyLongGag Where?]]

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'''Sam:''' We all know (Intelligence) is the dump stat.

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'''Sam:''' We all know (Intelligence) is the dump stat.\\
'''Marisha:''' Keyleth is crying somewhere and she doesn't know why.

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-->'''Caduceus:''' (Intelligence) is my dump stat.

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-->'''Caduceus:''' You'd think so, but no.\\
'''Sam:''' We all know
(Intelligence) is my the dump stat.

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* Taliesin rolls a poor Dexterity check, leading Caduceus to fall into a pool full of a tar-like substance. He is attacked by an antlion, and Yasha has to pull him loose. It happens to him again, and Yasha has to save him again. After that, Caleb (who has polymorphed into a giant owl) picks him up and carries him.
** When Beau hears a sobbing noise from a tree, she gets the others to fake sobbing to see if they get a reaction. The Nein do, except Caduceus. Because he's already sobbed enough today.

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* Taliesin rolls a poor Dexterity check, leading Caduceus to fall into a pool full of a tar-like substance. He is attacked by an antlion, and Yasha has to pull him loose. It happens to him again, and Yasha has to save him again. After that, Caleb (who has polymorphed into a giant owl) picks him up and carries him.
** When Beau hears a sobbing noise from a tree, she gets the others to fake sobbing to see if they get a reaction. The Nein do, except Caduceus. Because he's already sobbed enough today.


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*** The rest of the cast finds this ''hilarious'', and keeps breaking out into giggle fits for the next several minutes. Marisha even declares she wants "Help, it's again" on a T-shirt.


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** After the second time Caduceus falls into the tar, Caleb (who has polymorphed into a giant owl) picks him up and carries him. Not by the shoulders, but sideways by the torso, on the wrong side of the "flop hair" so it all falls into his face, still dripping with tar. Caduceus is beyond caring at this point.
--->'''Caduceus:''' I would have commented on some humility issues here, but that's gone now after the second one.
** When Beau hears a sobbing noise from a tree, she gets the others to fake sobbing to see if they get a reaction. The Nein do, except Caduceus. Because he's already sobbed enough today.
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-->'''Beau:''' I think he definitely ''hates'' her.\\

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-->'''Beau:''' I think he definitely ''hates'' ''definitely'' hates her.\\
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* After Caleb and Beau return from meeting with the Martinet and Vess [=DeRogna=], Beau describes the two of them shooting glances at eachother the entire time. Jester immediately asks if they're boning.
-->'''Beau:''' I think he definitely ''hates'' her.\\
'''Fjord:''' So... yes.\\
'''Beau:''' Yeah, they might be hate-fucking. I mean... It's a good time.
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* One of the first things the Nein ask Marion is if they can fill her bathtub with clay. She's confused for a moment but agrees, saying she's "not one to kinkshame."
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* One of the first things the Nein ask Marion is if they can fill her bathtub with clay. She's confused for a moment but agrees, saying she's "not one to kinkshame."

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