History Funny / CriticalRoleFamilyTies

* Duringne of Liam's turns, Laura has a [[UnspokenPlanGuarantee plan]], but his actions negate what she was going to do. What ensues is an [[OverlyLongGag extended chain of "Nevermind" whispers]] between Laura, Sam, Travis, and Marisha until Marisha herself is cracking up.

--->'''Matt:''' And welcome back. *looks up* Happy to have you join us, Sam.\\

* Sam does another Ravensburger ad, this time for a Wonder Woman themed game. He [[IncrediblyLamePun lassos]] Ashley into helping. It eventually devolves into Ashley confessing her plans to murder Sam and get away with it.

* As the Nein are leaving the tower, they hear an owl hoot. [[TheLadette Beauregard]] immediately [[IncrediblyLamePun flips the bird]], in the hopes it finds Professor Thaddeus.

-->'''Sam:''' That game was a [[IncrediblyLamePun Sam dunk.]]\\

** The bad rolls here go to Fjord, Caduceus, and Beau - Fjord stumbled on some uneven rocks and fell. Caduceus hit his head on a low ceiling. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Beau?]] [[ComedicSociopathy She was laughing at them.]]

* Veth introduces Jester but with a number of titles. The [[ThePrankster Princess of Pranks]], the Tycoon of Tricks, the [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Conquistador of Cocks]].

'''Matt:''' ''(sobbing with laughter)'' I'm so happy! [=TravelerCon=] is everything I wanted it to be!

-->'''Beau:''' Okay, I might've misinterpreted your actions... okay, do your thing!\\
'''Matt:''' ''(Cry-laughing)'' I'm so happy! [=TravelerCon=] is everything I wanted it to be!

'''Campaign 3 (Bell's Hells)''': [[Funny/CriticalRoleShadesOfBlack 1-22]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleTheSandsAndTheBoughs 23-38]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleApproachingApogee 39-51]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleScattered 52-64]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleElementsOfChaos 65-]]\\

* The fact that Artagan ''accidentally'' became a god and ran with it because as more people prayed to him the more power he managed to achieve... [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome but then became overwhelmed trying to actually answer everyone's prayers]]. This led to him creating [[FanNickname TravelerCon]] seemingly just so he can get all his followers in one place and create some doctrinal guidelines.

-->'''Taliesin''': ''(whispering to Ashley)'' What the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' just happened?!?

* The expressions on the faces of Matt and the other players when Laura pulled her clutch move with the Dust of Deliciousness are ''hilarious.'' There are two in particular to watch: Matt, whose face goes on a journey as he a) [[OhCrap makes a bad roll]], b) [[HopeSpot remembers that Isharnai has magic resistance so he can roll her save again]], and then c) [[OhCrap remembers that the Dust of Deliciousness imposes Disadvantage on the roll, so he's stuck with only the one bad roll]], and Taliesin, who was taken ''completely off-guard'' by this development and keeps flip-flopping back and forth between horrified shock and absolute delight, periodically collapsing onto Ashley for support.
-->'''Taliesin''': ''(mouthing to Ashley as [[ItMakesSenseInContext Isharnai is discussing cupcakes with Jester]])'' What the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' just happened?!?

[[Funny/CriticalRoleCampaignThree Campaign 3]]\\

'''Laura:''' He's floating with his parasol?! [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy HE'S MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL!]]

* Caduceus helps Yeza cook, but he's seven feet tall and the Brenatto's apartment is sized for halflings. He has some difficulties.

* Jester notices that Beau hasn't touched her steak, and persuades her to try some. Beau immediately concludes that it's the best steak she's ever had, and the two of them immediately start scarfing down as much as they can before they get kicked out.

* Caduceus gets a dig in at Eodwulf.

* Travis [[FreudianSlip accidentally refers to Caduceus as Molly]], prompting him to curse in frustration. Later, when Caduceus comes up with an unusually smart plan, this is the response from Sam via Veth.
-->'''Veth:''' Nice one, Percival.

* While escorting the Nein off the grounds, Eodwulf produces a bottle of fine brandy out of a [[{{Hammerspace}} Wristpocket]] with a spell before passing it around to Astrid and Caleb. It's presented as a somewhat humanizing callback to old times, but then the FridgeLogic kicks in that Eodwulf-- a very dangerous, highly trained wizard-assassin-- casually dedicates ''a second-level spell requiring Concentration'' to [[TheAlcoholic keeping a bottle of booze on his person, presumably at all times.]]

* Look at the expressions on the faces of Matt and the other players when Laura pulled her clutch move with the Dust of Deliciousness. They are ''hilarious.'' There are two in particular to watch. First is Matt, whose face goes on a journey as a) [[OhCrap he makes a bad roll]] (2), b) [[HopeSpot remembers that Isharnai has magic resistance so he can roll her save again]], and then c) [[OhCrap remembers that the Dust of Deliciousness imposes Disadvantage on the roll, so he's stuck with only the one bad roll]]. Second is Taliesin, who was taken ''completely off-guard'' by this development, whose face kept alternating between shock and delight, and who periodically gets so overwhelmed and confused that he just collapses onto Ashley's back.

--> '''Jester''': We gotta go! Lets go, Lets Go!!, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis LETS. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. HERE!!]]

* The man who drove Jester out of Nicodranas hits on Yasha. Beau and Caleb mime actions at her, and Yasha is confused.
-->'''Yasha:''' I'm sorry. My friends are over there, and [[IHaveToIronMyDog I think they are getting smaller?]] I should go join them.

* The saga of [=NordVPN=] continues! The dynamic duo of [=BlackWillow73=] and Cryptonic Override are unable to overcome their unseen opponent, so they get a little extra help from special guest star [[{{Film/Hackers}} Matthew Lillard]]. His costume includes a set of glasses with one eye covered, causing Matthew to misread his lines several times. Taliesin is face palming the entire time, visibly cringing. Matt ([[OneSteveLimit Lillard, not Mercer]]) plants a kiss on Taliesin's head as he departs the set.