History Funny / CriticalRoleChromaConclave

'''Percy:''' 'm gonna throw up...\\

* As the airship takes off, Keyleth takes Percy to the front of the ship and has him spread his arms out a la ''Film/{{Titanic}}''. Percy is not enjoying himself in the ''slightest''.

* During the battle, Grog accidentally hucked his lightning javelin out of the window. Percy and Vex decide to go looking for it, with Vex flying over the city and Percy hanging from the broom by his arms. Matt has Percy roll a Wisdom save to check if he can keep himself from panicking, and while he did succeed, he had to use ''both'' of his Indomitable charges, so Taliesin aquieses that while Percy didn't have a panic attack, he did vomit a little. This tiny comment immediately backfires as Percy vomits ''while flying over the city'', followed by Vex vomiting out of disgust, then vomiting ''again'' after seeing that her first round of vomit partially landed in Percy's hair. They do not find the javelin.

* During the battle, Grog accidentally hucked his lightning javelin out of the window. Percy and Vex decide to go looking for it, with Vex flying over the city and Percy hanging from the broom by his arms. Matt has Percy roll a Wisdom save to check if he can keep himself from panicking, and while he did succeed, he had to use ''both'' of his Indomitable charges, so Taliesin aquiesed that while Percy didn't have a panic attack, he did vomit a little. This tiny comment immediately backfires as Percy vomits ''while flying over the city'', followed by Vex vomiting out of disgust, then vomiting ''again'' after seeing that her first round of vomit partially landed in Percy's hair. They do not find the javelin.

* Just as J'mon Sa Ord prepares to duel the party, a loud mechanical whirring sound starts up in the studio.

** When Percy asks a woman with another hookah for information, Taliesin comments that Matt's description of her can only make him picture his own mother. Percy even ends the conversation with "Thanks, mom."

* Vex finally snaps at Syldor and launches into a furious rant about how he took her and her brother away from a warm, loving home despite never caring for them in the slightest... but not before covering Velora's ears.

* Garmelie, The satyr, has a book of cartoonish caricatures, as well as the piece he makes of the entire party, ranging from Grog having a very small head with a huge body to Pike looking like a goofy monster to Percy pointing his guns to his head to a manic and crazy-eyed Keyleth hugging a tree to the twins making out to Scanlan looking normal. The group's reactions are equally funny.

* Percy saying, "The terrible woman may have a point." Then he gets all disdainful about "new money" versus the "''properly'' titled". It's so snobby and great.

* Vox Machina find themselves a stone golem in Master Quall's basement. Finding the mechanism that controls it, they promptly decide to steal the golem and name it Fassbender. They then spend a good chunk of the episode figuring out what it can do; from giving the finger to Vax, punching Grog in the face, and casting ''Slow'' on Percy.

** Similarly, an extremely stressed Travis asks if anyone has some recreational drugs they can take to calm down a bit. Taliesin replies that he has a "Scrooge [=McDuck=]-sized pile of Xanax" at home that he's going to dive into later.

'''Taliesin:''' YAY!

--> '''Pike:''' That was amazing!
--> '''Keyleth:''' This is the best brunch we've ever done.
** Also, Percy/Taliesin keeps making chicken noises the whole time to much comedic effect.

-->'''Talieson:''' Okay. These creatures have ''no'' eyes.\\

'''Talieson:''' I'm made of smoke.\\

'''Talieson:''' ''[sighing]'' Ahh... Okay.\\

'''Travis:''' ''[to Talieson]'' Yes. [[CaptainObvious Well established]].

* The girls all smudge soot on their faces to look like warpaint before entering Umbrasyl's lair. Percy absolutely refuses to participate, so Vex draws a line of soot down his nose.