History Funny / CowAndChicken

13th Jul '16 6:45:01 PM needlessexposition
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** Also the months of being marooned on the roof? [[spoiler: It was only half an hour.]]

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** Also the months of being marooned on the roof? [[spoiler: It was only half an hour.]]]]
* "The Day I Was Born" has the scene where Cow is being delivered. We can hear the Red Guy screaming about pushing and seeing the head while Dad and Chicken wait for news...and then we get this gem.
-->'''Dad:''' Push! Push!
-->'''Mom:''' *walks over to Dad and Chicken* What's going on, Dad?
-->'''Dad:''' You're having a baby.
13th Jul '16 5:29:11 AM needlessexposition
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-->'''Pilot:''' "My cousin and I were playing catch and I tossed him too high on the roof and then I came up. And now we both need..." Need what?
''The plane then gets stuck on a tree.''

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-->'''Pilot:''' "My cousin and I were playing catch and I tossed him too high on the roof and then I came up. And now we both need..." Need what?
what? ''The plane then gets stuck on a tree.''
13th Jul '16 5:28:22 AM needlessexposition
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** Cow's [[OverlyLongMessage very long SOS on the roof]] also counts.

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** Cow's [[OverlyLongMessage [[IslandHelpMessage very long SOS on the roof]] also counts.
13th Jul '16 5:27:32 AM needlessexposition
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-->'''The Red Guy:''' Ohh, a chicken suit! NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!

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-->'''The Red Guy:''' Ohh, a chicken suit! NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!HAPPY!
* Boneless Chicken shines in "Alive!" where he plays DeadpanSnarker to a panicky Cow when they're stuck on the roof. The poor chicken ends up frying (with inexplicable bacon and eggs) with blisters bubbling on his body as he becomes delusional.
-->'''Boneless:''' Is that you, Grandpa? ''*Cow sprays him with milk*'' Grandma!
** Cow's [[OverlyLongMessage very long SOS on the roof]] also counts.
-->'''Pilot:''' "My cousin and I were playing catch and I tossed him too high on the roof and then I came up. And now we both need..." Need what?
''The plane then gets stuck on a tree.''
** Also the months of being marooned on the roof? [[spoiler: It was only half an hour.]]
10th Jul '16 1:45:20 PM needlessexposition
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-->'''Chicken:''' That's the last time I leave the toilet seat up, Grandma.

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-->'''Chicken:''' That's the last time I leave the toilet seat up, Grandma.Grandma.
** There's also the scene where Chicken, Flem, and Earl [[GoneSwimmingClothesStolen have their clothes stolen by a pair of bullies and thrown out the window while they're showering]]. The Red Guy finds the clothes and picks out his favorite (Chicken's chicken suit, of course) from the pile.
-->'''The Red Guy:''' Ohh, a chicken suit! NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!
10th Jul '16 1:39:15 PM needlessexposition
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-->'''Mom:''' Gotta run for congress here...yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...

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-->'''Mom:''' Gotta run for congress here...yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...
* The [[PunnyName "Pummel Horse"]] in "P.E." where instead of using the pommel horse displayed below the sign, Chicken (and later Flem and Earl) is [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin pummeled by horses]]. After the first punch, he utters this line.
-->'''Chicken:''' That's the last time I leave the toilet seat up, Grandma.
8th May '16 1:26:40 PM Psi001
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-->'''Depressed Comedian''' ''(tearfully)'': [[NoodleIncident ...then, the gangrene set in, and then my grandma beat up my dog]]! ''(sobs)''

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-->'''Depressed Comedian''' ''(tearfully)'': [[NoodleIncident ...then, the gangrene set in, and then my grandma beat up my dog]]! ''(sobs)''''(sobs)''
* Chicken tormenting his family by [[PottyEmergency taking a stand in the bathroom]] in "Chicken In The Bathroom", leading to many an UnusualEuphemism and Mom and Dad contorting their legs into knots. To name but few:
-->'''Cow:''' I'VE GOTTA GO PEEL THE ONIONS!!!
-->'''Dad:''' Gotta....shake....hands...with the president!
-->'''Mom:''' Gotta run for congress here...yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...
1st Aug '15 9:14:39 PM Cakeman
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** He later turns out to be actually really girly.
24th Jun '15 2:09:17 PM Maniacaldude
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** The pig's Freak Out after Mom mentions "piggy pops".
24th Jun '15 1:58:57 PM Maniacaldude
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-->'''Red''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! I don't have any ice cream! Not one, so! EVER! (Hangs near the side of the cop, then switches to a calm, quiet voice) I don't even like ice cream, (switches back to LargeHam mode) OR KIDS! It says "Eye Screem" on my truck, not "Ice Cream"! Get it? 'cause I SCREAM!!! Look at me. (screams while spinning in circles) SCREAMING IS MY HOBBYYYYYY!!!!!!.

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-->'''Red''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! I don't have any ice cream! Not one, so! None whatso...EVER! (Hangs near the side of the cop, then switches to a calm, quiet voice) I don't even like ice cream, (switches back to LargeHam mode) OR KIDS! It says "Eye Screem" on my truck, not "Ice Cream"! Get it? 'cause I SCREAM!!! Look at me. (screams while spinning in circles) SCREAMING IS MY HOBBYYYYYY!!!!!!.
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