History Funny / CowAndChicken

1st Aug '15 9:14:39 PM Cakeman
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** He later turns out to be actually really girly.
24th Jun '15 2:09:17 PM Maniacaldude
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** The pig's Freak Out after Mom mentions "piggy pops".
24th Jun '15 1:58:57 PM Maniacaldude
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-->'''Red''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! I don't have any ice cream! Not one, so! EVER! (Hangs near the side of the cop, then switches to a calm, quiet voice) I don't even like ice cream, (switches back to LargeHam mode) OR KIDS! It says "Eye Screem" on my truck, not "Ice Cream"! Get it? 'cause I SCREAM!!! Look at me. (screams while spinning in circles) SCREAMING IS MY HOBBYYYYYY!!!!!!.

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-->'''Red''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! I don't have any ice cream! Not one, so! None whatso...EVER! (Hangs near the side of the cop, then switches to a calm, quiet voice) I don't even like ice cream, (switches back to LargeHam mode) OR KIDS! It says "Eye Screem" on my truck, not "Ice Cream"! Get it? 'cause I SCREAM!!! Look at me. (screams while spinning in circles) SCREAMING IS MY HOBBYYYYYY!!!!!!.
6th Jan '15 10:42:03 AM notShemp
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* In one episode, Flem and Earl forget that they're taking a bath together, and ask Flem's dad how they forgot where they were. He doesn't know. The Red Guy then shows up dressed as a doctor and [[NoFourthWall directly addresses the audience with an explanation.]]

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* In one episode, "Lost at Sea", Flem and Earl forget that they're taking a bath together, and ask Flem's dad how they forgot where they were. He doesn't know. The Red Guy then shows up dressed as a doctor and [[NoFourthWall directly addresses the audience with an explanation.]]
1st Nov '14 8:26:13 PM Wartzanall
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-->'''Mom''': Me too, dear!

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-->'''Mom''': Me too, dear!dear!
* "The Babysitter": The depressed comedian's stories at The Sad Club, which make Mom and Dad laugh and complain that the man is terrible:
-->'''Depressed Comedian''' ''(tearfully)'': And then my cat ran away, right before my fiancee dumped me, but I didn't get message 'cuz they repossessed my phone. And I showed up at the church to find her...''(bawling)'': ''marrying my cat''! ''(sobs)''
-->''(later)''
-->'''Depressed Comedian''' ''(tearfully)'': [[NoodleIncident ...then, the gangrene set in, and then my grandma beat up my dog]]! ''(sobs)''
23rd Oct '14 11:44:44 PM NowhereLad
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** The homeless veterinarian's story of how he went insane: he worked as a vet for a company that made sure chickens were healthy, not knowing until it was too late that it's for O.F.C. (Ohio Fried Chicken), a company that processes chickens for food. When he saw his best patient, Lamar, get turned into a chicken loaf sandwich, he tried to revive him, but to no avail. Chicken then uses this new knowledge to trigger the homeless vet and get Dick the Bully ([[PunchClockVillain who's only a bully on school days; on weekends, he collects money for charity and helps the poor]]) to fight him by wrapping himself in bread and putting himself on a roasting spit over a fire.

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** The homeless veterinarian's story of how he went insane: he worked as a vet for a company that made sure chickens were healthy, not knowing until it was too late that it's for O.F.C. (Ohio Fried Chicken), a company that processes chickens for food. When he saw his best patient, Lamar, get turned into a chicken loaf sandwich, he tried to revive him, but to no avail. Chicken then uses this new knowledge to trigger the homeless vet and get Dick the Bully ([[PunchClockVillain who's only a bully on school days; on weekends, he collects money for charity and helps the poor]]) to fight him by wrapping himself in bread and putting himself on a roasting spit over a fire.fire.
* In ''The Ugliest Wienie Part 2'' (Or 3), Dad exclaims that Cow and Chicken are about to become thespians, to which Mom reproachfully responds "Oh honey."
* Every time Dad and Mom make comments about how one's either a man or one's a lady.
-->'''Dad''': It's times like these that make me proud to feel like a MAN!
-->'''Mom''': Me too, dear!
8th Sep '14 6:47:45 PM ryanruff13
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-->'''Dad'''(jumping onto Mom in fear): Don't let em get me! Don't Let em get me!
-->'''Mom''': They're not after you. *laughs*

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-->'''Dad'''(jumping -->'''Dad''': ''(jumping onto Mom in fear): fear)'' Don't let em 'em get me! Don't Let em let 'em get me!
-->'''Mom''': They're not after you.''you''. *laughs*



* In "Child Star", Red finishes shooting his movie with Cow as the star, only to discover that he is completely out of a movie since the camera didn't have film in it. His solution? When he goes to present the film, he ''improvises using shadow puppets''.
-->'''Red Guy''': Pretty little girl, starring in ''Pretty Little Girl''. Uh, a pretty little girl went for a walk, ''(Red is revealed to be in the projector room)'' and met Jaime the neighbor boy whose cat was stuck in a tree. Uh, then invited all her friends to a tea party, where they, um, ooh, danced and [[SuddenlyShouting MADE MERRY!]] And--and--and had cake, and, and...ohhhh... The end.

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* In "Child Star", Red finishes shooting his movie with Cow as the star, only to discover that he is completely out of a movie since the camera didn't have film in it. His solution? When he goes to present the film, he ''improvises using shadow puppets''.
puppets''. [[spoiler:And it works.]]
-->'''Red Guy''': Guy:''' Pretty little girl, starring in ''Pretty Little Girl''. Uh, a pretty little girl went for a walk, ''(Red is revealed to be in the projector room)'' and met Jaime the neighbor boy whose cat was stuck in a tree. Uh, then invited all her friends to a tea party, where they, um, ooh, danced and [[SuddenlyShouting MADE MERRY!]] And--and--and had cake, and, and...ohhhh... The end. ''(ends by showing a silhouette of his rear)''
-->'''Mr. Carp:''' Panced! Get down here! ''(The Red Guy goes up to him by rolling on the floor)'' [[spoiler:Oh, you're a ''genius!'']]
-->'''Red Guy:''' [[spoiler:''(gasp)'' I am?]]
-->'''Mr. Carp:''' [[spoiler:Oh yes, yes. It's got action, it's got drama, it's got dance! Oh, it's going to be a hit hit hit! Oh, welcome to Hollywood, Mr. Panced!]]
7th Sep '14 8:33:51 PM DanaRelLey
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* On "Perpetual Energy": Dad doing shadow puppets with the perpetual energy light (a bunny, a big, fat pig, and a silhouetted woman he refers to as "Grandpa").

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* On "Perpetual Energy": Dad doing shadow puppets with the perpetual energy light (a bunny, a big, fat pig, and a silhouetted woman he refers to as "Grandpa")."Grandpa").
*From "The Karate Chick":
**Ben Panced's (the karate teacher) line's, "In karate, butt fu is most revered. ''(suggestively)'': And rear-viewed."
**Ben Panced getting attacked by a shark (and liking it) while recreating the pole balance scene from ''The Karate Kid''.
**The homeless veterinarian's story of how he went insane: he worked as a vet for a company that made sure chickens were healthy, not knowing until it was too late that it's for O.F.C. (Ohio Fried Chicken), a company that processes chickens for food. When he saw his best patient, Lamar, get turned into a chicken loaf sandwich, he tried to revive him, but to no avail. Chicken then uses this new knowledge to trigger the homeless vet and get Dick the Bully ([[PunchClockVillain who's only a bully on school days; on weekends, he collects money for charity and helps the poor]]) to fight him by wrapping himself in bread and putting himself on a roasting spit over a fire.
1st Aug '14 1:22:39 PM BroomhandleJones
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*** That last statement counts as HypocriticalHumor because he usaully tries to scam & harm the main duo & because the pilot episode portrayed him as {{Satan}}.



--->"And then, the Three Little Bacon Steaks '''''were put in the oven''''' and baked at 350, '''''smothered in chocolate'''''! The end.

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--->"And then, the Three Little Bacon Steaks '''''were put in the oven''''' and baked at 350, '''''smothered in chocolate'''''! The end."



* After the "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Buffalo Galls]]" [[ItMakesSenseInContext break into the duo's house & starts eating their carpet]].

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* After the "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Buffalo Galls]]" Gals]]" [[ItMakesSenseInContext break into the duo's house & starts eating their carpet]].



-->'''Red Guy''': Pretty little girl, starring in ''Pretty Little Girl''. Uh, a pretty little girl went for a walk, ''(Red is revealed to be in the projector room)'' and met Jaime the neighbor boy whose cat was stuck in a tree. Uh, then invited all her friends to a tea party, where they, um, ooh, danced and [[SuddenlyShouting MADE MERRY!]] And--and--and had cake, and, and...ohhhh... The end.

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-->'''Red Guy''': Pretty little girl, starring in ''Pretty Little Girl''. Uh, a pretty little girl went for a walk, ''(Red is revealed to be in the projector room)'' and met Jaime the neighbor boy whose cat was stuck in a tree. Uh, then invited all her friends to a tea party, where they, um, ooh, danced and [[SuddenlyShouting MADE MERRY!]] And--and--and had cake, and, and...ohhhh... The end.end.
* The cashier yelling at Chicken for having a credit card with 25 cents worth of credit on it on "Free Inside."
* On "Perpetual Energy": Dad doing shadow puppets with the perpetual energy light (a bunny, a big, fat pig, and a silhouetted woman he refers to as "Grandpa").
15th Jul '14 7:40:22 PM ryanruff13
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-->'''Mom''': Their not after you. *laughs*
* In "Sergeant Weenie Arms", when the titular drill sergeant orders Chicken, Flem, and Earl to cut down a cave-tree as part of their Weenie Marine training. With their ''faces''.

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-->'''Mom''': Their They're not after you. *laughs*
* In "Sergeant Weenie Arms", when the titular drill sergeant orders Chicken, Flem, and Earl to cut down a cave-tree as part of their Weenie Marine training. With their ''faces''.''faces''.
* In "Child Star", Red finishes shooting his movie with Cow as the star, only to discover that he is completely out of a movie since the camera didn't have film in it. His solution? When he goes to present the film, he ''improvises using shadow puppets''.
-->'''Red Guy''': Pretty little girl, starring in ''Pretty Little Girl''. Uh, a pretty little girl went for a walk, ''(Red is revealed to be in the projector room)'' and met Jaime the neighbor boy whose cat was stuck in a tree. Uh, then invited all her friends to a tea party, where they, um, ooh, danced and [[SuddenlyShouting MADE MERRY!]] And--and--and had cake, and, and...ohhhh... The end.
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