History Funny / CowAndChicken

25th Nov '16 4:11:53 AM Vir
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** ANYTHING by Red like when he rolls around or walks on his butt

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** ANYTHING by Red like when he rolls around or walks on his buttbutt.



-->''(A bunch of men in costumes charge in, and then charge out holding claim tickets in their boxers)''
-->'''Red Guy''': ''(Holding up one costume)'' ''Corn Cob Man?'' [[HypocriticalHumor There's a lot of sick people in this town]]. See [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovtXCsIsHGQ here]]

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-->''(A bunch of men in costumes charge in, and then charge out holding claim tickets in their boxers)''
-->'''Red
boxers)''\\
'''Red
Guy''': ''(Holding up one costume)'' ''Corn Cob Man?'' [[HypocriticalHumor There's a lot of sick people in this town]]. See [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovtXCsIsHGQ here]]here]].



** And after he explains it, he himself forgets who he is, and flies through the wall and into the sunset thinking that he is Amelia Earhart

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** And after he explains it, he himself forgets who he is, and flies through the wall and into the sunset thinking that he is Amelia EarhartUsefulNotes/AmeliaEarhart.



* From "Comet!": ''"PLEASE, walk this way."'' (Red bounces on his butt and everyone except Chicken does the same)

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* From "Comet!": ''"PLEASE, "PLEASE, walk this way."'' " (Red bounces on his butt and everyone except Chicken does the same)



--->''Make up your mind, comet!''

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--->''Make --->Make up your mind, comet!''comet!



-->'''Dad''': Uh, doctor what is the point of this experiment?
-->'''Dr. Heiney''': Well, ''I'm'' thirsty, and your daughter's a cow. DO THE MATH!

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-->'''Dad''': Uh, doctor what is the point of this experiment?
-->'''Dr.
experiment?\\
'''Dr.
Heiney''': Well, ''I'm'' thirsty, and your daughter's a cow. DO THE MATH!



-->'''Red''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! I don't have any ice cream! None whatso...EVER! (Hangs near the side of the cop, then switches to a calm, quiet voice) I don't even like ice cream, (switches back to LargeHam mode) OR KIDS! It says "Eye Screem" on my truck, not "Ice Cream"! Get it? 'cause I SCREAM!!! Look at me. (screams while spinning in circles) SCREAMING IS MY HOBBYYYYYY!!!!!!.
-->'''Policeman''': (hits Red with a sausage) It's the padded cell for you, scream man!

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-->'''Red''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! I don't have any ice cream! None whatso...EVER! (Hangs ''(Hangs near the side of the cop, then switches to a calm, quiet voice) voice)'' I don't even like ice cream, (switches ''(switches back to LargeHam mode) mode)'' OR KIDS! It says "Eye Screem" on my truck, not "Ice Cream"! Get it? 'cause I SCREAM!!! Look at me. (screams while spinning in circles) SCREAMING IS MY HOBBYYYYYY!!!!!!.
-->'''Policeman''': (hits
HOBBYYYYYY!!!!!!\\
'''Policeman''': ''(hits
Red with a sausage) sausage)'' It's the padded cell for you, scream man!



** The pig's Freak Out after Mom mentions "piggy pops".

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** The pig's Freak Out FreakOut after Mom mentions "piggy pops".



* After the "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Buffalo Gals]]" [[ItMakesSenseInContext break into the duo's house & starts eating their carpet]].
-->'''Dad''': ''(jumping onto Mom in fear)'' Don't let 'em get me! Don't let 'em get me!
-->'''Mom''': They're not after ''you''. *laughs*

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* After the "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Buffalo Gals]]" [[ItMakesSenseInContext break into the duo's house & starts and start eating their carpet]].
-->'''Dad''': ''(jumping onto Mom in fear)'' Don't let 'em get me! Don't let 'em get me!
-->'''Mom''':
me!\\
'''Mom''':
They're not after ''you''. *laughs*''(laughs)''



-->'''Red Guy:''' Pretty little girl, starring in ''Pretty Little Girl''. Uh, a pretty little girl went for a walk, ''(Red is revealed to be in the projector room)'' and met Jaime the neighbor boy whose cat was stuck in a tree. Uh, then invited all her friends to a tea party, where they, um, ooh, danced and [[SuddenlyShouting MADE MERRY!]] And--and--and had cake, and, and...ohhhh... The end. ''(ends by showing a silhouette of his rear)''
-->'''Mr. Carp:''' Panced! Get down here! ''(The Red Guy goes up to him by rolling on the floor)'' [[spoiler:Oh, you're a ''genius!'']]
-->'''Red Guy:''' [[spoiler:''(gasp)'' I am?]]
-->'''Mr. Carp:''' [[spoiler:Oh yes, yes. It's got action, it's got drama, it's got dance! Oh, it's going to be a hit hit hit! Oh, welcome to Hollywood, Mr. Panced!]]

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-->'''Red Guy:''' Pretty little girl, starring in ''Pretty Little Girl''. Uh, a pretty little girl went for a walk, ''(Red is revealed to be in the projector room)'' and met Jaime the neighbor boy whose cat was stuck in a tree. Uh, then invited all her friends to a tea party, where they, um, ooh, danced and [[SuddenlyShouting MADE MERRY!]] And--and--and had cake, and, and...ohhhh... The end. ''(ends by showing a silhouette of his rear)''
-->'''Mr.
rear)''\\
'''Mr.
Carp:''' Panced! Get down here! ''(The Red Guy goes up to him by rolling on the floor)'' [[spoiler:Oh, you're a ''genius!'']]
-->'''Red
''genius!'']]\\
'''Red
Guy:''' [[spoiler:''(gasp)'' I am?]]
-->'''Mr.
am?]]\\
'''Mr.
Carp:''' [[spoiler:Oh yes, yes. It's got action, it's got drama, it's got dance! Oh, it's going to be a hit hit hit! Oh, welcome to Hollywood, Mr. Panced!]]



** Ben Panced getting attacked by a shark (and liking it) while recreating the pole balance scene from ''The Karate Kid''.

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** Ben Panced getting attacked by a shark (and liking it) while recreating the pole balance scene from ''The Karate Kid''.''Film/TheKarateKid''.



* In ''The Ugliest Wienie Part 2'' (Or 3), Dad exclaims that Cow and Chicken are about to become thespians, to which Mom reproachfully responds "Oh honey."

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* In ''The "The Ugliest Wienie Part 2'' 2" (Or 3), Dad exclaims that Cow and Chicken are about to become thespians, to which Mom reproachfully responds "Oh honey."



-->'''Dad''': It's times like these that make me proud to feel like a MAN!
-->'''Mom''': Me too, dear!

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-->'''Dad''': It's times like these that make me proud to feel like a MAN!
-->'''Mom''':
MAN!\\
'''Mom''':
Me too, dear!



-->'''Depressed Comedian''' ''(tearfully)'': And then my cat ran away, right before my fiancee dumped me, but I didn't get message 'cuz they repossessed my phone. And I showed up at the church to find her...''(bawling)'': ''marrying my cat''! ''(sobs)''
-->''(later)''
-->'''Depressed Comedian''' ''(tearfully)'': [[NoodleIncident ...then, the gangrene set in, and then my grandma beat up my dog]]! ''(sobs)''
* Chicken tormenting his family by [[PottyEmergency taking a stand in the bathroom]] in "Chicken In The Bathroom", leading to many an UnusualEuphemism and Mom and Dad contorting their legs into knots. To name but few:
-->'''Cow:''' I'VE GOTTA GO PEEL THE ONIONS!!!
-->'''Dad:''' Gotta....shake....hands...with the president!
-->'''Mom:''' Gotta run for congress here...yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...

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-->'''Depressed Comedian''' ''(tearfully)'': And then my cat ran away, right before my fiancee dumped me, but I didn't get message 'cuz they repossessed my phone. And I showed up at the church to find her...''(bawling)'': ''marrying my cat''! ''(sobs)''
-->''(later)''
-->'''Depressed
''(sobs)''\\
''(later)''\\
'''Depressed
Comedian''' ''(tearfully)'': [[NoodleIncident ...then, the gangrene set in, and then my grandma beat up my dog]]! ''(sobs)''
* Chicken tormenting his family by [[PottyEmergency taking a stand in the bathroom]] in "Chicken In The in the Bathroom", leading to many an UnusualEuphemism and Mom and Dad contorting their legs into knots. To name but few:
-->'''Cow:''' I'VE GOTTA GO PEEL THE ONIONS!!!
-->'''Dad:'''
ONIONS!!!\\
'''Dad:'''
Gotta....shake....hands...with the president!
-->'''Mom:'''
president!\\
'''Mom:'''
Gotta run for congress here...yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...



-->'''Chicken:''' That's the last time I leave the toilet seat up, Grandma.

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-->'''Chicken:''' [[NonSequiturThud That's the last time I leave the toilet seat up, Grandma.Grandma]].



-->'''Boneless:''' Is that you, Grandpa? ''*Cow sprays him with milk*'' Grandma!

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-->'''Boneless:''' Is that you, Grandpa? ''*Cow ''(Cow sprays him with milk*'' milk)'' Grandma!



-->'''Pilot:''' "My cousin and I were playing catch and I tossed him too high on the roof and then I came up. And now we both need..." Need what? ''The plane then gets stuck on a tree.''

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-->'''Pilot:''' "My cousin and I were playing catch and I tossed him too high on the roof and then I came up. And now we both need..." Need what? ''The ''(the plane then gets stuck on a tree.''tree)''



-->'''Dad:''' Push! Push!
-->'''Mom:''' *walks over to Dad and Chicken* What's going on, Dad?
-->'''Dad:''' You're having a baby.

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-->'''Dad:''' Push! Push!
-->'''Mom:'''
Push!\\
'''Mom:'''
*walks over to Dad and Chicken* What's going on, Dad?
-->'''Dad:'''
Dad?\\
'''Dad:'''
You're having a baby.
11th Nov '16 3:39:06 PM cybertoy0
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* In a bid to figure out Super Cow's identity, Red Guy opens a dry cleaners for superheroes. Almost immediately he is besieged by a mob of costumed crusaders.

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* In a bid to figure out Super Cow's identity, Red Guy opens a dry cleaners for superheroes. Almost immediately he
-->'''Red Guy:''' Now, whoever brings in a Supercow costume
is besieged by a mob the ''real'' Supercow. ''(Doorbell rings)'' Oh, sounds like I've got my first costumer!
-->''(A bunch
of costumed crusaders.men in costumes charge in, and then charge out holding claim tickets in their boxers)''
29th Oct '16 1:42:02 AM SarcasmKid
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-->'''Dad:''' You're having a baby.

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-->'''Dad:''' You're having a baby.baby.
* "Class this is pi, as in 'Shut your pie holes!' RECESS!!!!"
** "Time for recess, pie hole."
13th Jul '16 6:45:01 PM needlessexposition
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** Also the months of being marooned on the roof? [[spoiler: It was only half an hour.]]

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** Also the months of being marooned on the roof? [[spoiler: It was only half an hour.]]]]
* "The Day I Was Born" has the scene where Cow is being delivered. We can hear the Red Guy screaming about pushing and seeing the head while Dad and Chicken wait for news...and then we get this gem.
-->'''Dad:''' Push! Push!
-->'''Mom:''' *walks over to Dad and Chicken* What's going on, Dad?
-->'''Dad:''' You're having a baby.
13th Jul '16 5:29:11 AM needlessexposition
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-->'''Pilot:''' "My cousin and I were playing catch and I tossed him too high on the roof and then I came up. And now we both need..." Need what?
''The plane then gets stuck on a tree.''

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-->'''Pilot:''' "My cousin and I were playing catch and I tossed him too high on the roof and then I came up. And now we both need..." Need what?
what? ''The plane then gets stuck on a tree.''
13th Jul '16 5:28:22 AM needlessexposition
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** Cow's [[OverlyLongMessage very long SOS on the roof]] also counts.

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** Cow's [[OverlyLongMessage [[IslandHelpMessage very long SOS on the roof]] also counts.
13th Jul '16 5:27:32 AM needlessexposition
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-->'''The Red Guy:''' Ohh, a chicken suit! NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!

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-->'''The Red Guy:''' Ohh, a chicken suit! NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!HAPPY!
* Boneless Chicken shines in "Alive!" where he plays DeadpanSnarker to a panicky Cow when they're stuck on the roof. The poor chicken ends up frying (with inexplicable bacon and eggs) with blisters bubbling on his body as he becomes delusional.
-->'''Boneless:''' Is that you, Grandpa? ''*Cow sprays him with milk*'' Grandma!
** Cow's [[OverlyLongMessage very long SOS on the roof]] also counts.
-->'''Pilot:''' "My cousin and I were playing catch and I tossed him too high on the roof and then I came up. And now we both need..." Need what?
''The plane then gets stuck on a tree.''
** Also the months of being marooned on the roof? [[spoiler: It was only half an hour.]]
10th Jul '16 1:45:20 PM needlessexposition
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-->'''Chicken:''' That's the last time I leave the toilet seat up, Grandma.

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-->'''Chicken:''' That's the last time I leave the toilet seat up, Grandma.Grandma.
** There's also the scene where Chicken, Flem, and Earl [[GoneSwimmingClothesStolen have their clothes stolen by a pair of bullies and thrown out the window while they're showering]]. The Red Guy finds the clothes and picks out his favorite (Chicken's chicken suit, of course) from the pile.
-->'''The Red Guy:''' Ohh, a chicken suit! NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!
10th Jul '16 1:39:15 PM needlessexposition
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-->'''Mom:''' Gotta run for congress here...yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...

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-->'''Mom:''' Gotta run for congress here...yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...
* The [[PunnyName "Pummel Horse"]] in "P.E." where instead of using the pommel horse displayed below the sign, Chicken (and later Flem and Earl) is [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin pummeled by horses]]. After the first punch, he utters this line.
-->'''Chicken:''' That's the last time I leave the toilet seat up, Grandma.
8th May '16 1:26:40 PM Psi001
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-->'''Depressed Comedian''' ''(tearfully)'': [[NoodleIncident ...then, the gangrene set in, and then my grandma beat up my dog]]! ''(sobs)''

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-->'''Depressed Comedian''' ''(tearfully)'': [[NoodleIncident ...then, the gangrene set in, and then my grandma beat up my dog]]! ''(sobs)''''(sobs)''
* Chicken tormenting his family by [[PottyEmergency taking a stand in the bathroom]] in "Chicken In The Bathroom", leading to many an UnusualEuphemism and Mom and Dad contorting their legs into knots. To name but few:
-->'''Cow:''' I'VE GOTTA GO PEEL THE ONIONS!!!
-->'''Dad:''' Gotta....shake....hands...with the president!
-->'''Mom:''' Gotta run for congress here...yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...
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