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* In "You Don't Know How It Feels", Laurie punishes a kid who stole her candy by making her listen to a singing performance by Grayson and Jules's father Chick who are dressed as Music/{{Prince}} a bear, respectively.
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* Ellie has a dream where her baby was made of chocolate and she ate her baby
--> '''Ellie:''' We're just not connecting in food, music, and books. And when he grows up he's gonna do something to drive me crazy like marry a poor person.
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* Andy's wedding with the inscription: Too legit to quit

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* Andy's wedding ring with the inscription: Too legit to quit
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* Andy's wedding with the inscription: Too legit to quit
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* Andy, Grayson and Bobby in a manly basketball montage. GilliganCut to their opponents who are kids

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* Andy, Grayson and Bobby in a manly basketball montage. GilliganCut SmashCut to their opponents who are kids
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* Andy, Grayson and Bobby in a manly basketball montage. GilliganCut to their opponents who are kids
--> '''Lisa (one of the kids)''': We're still up by three (points)
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-->'''Barb:''' Oh there isn't a woman in the world who can resist the scent of wonded boy.

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-->'''Barb:''' Oh there isn't a woman in the world who can resist the scent of wonded wounded boy.
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-->'''Barb:''' Oh there isn't a woman in the world who can resist the scent of wonded boy.\\

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-->'''Barb:''' Oh there isn't a woman in the world who can resist the scent of wonded boy.\\
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* The whole montage of Barb's accurate description on how Jules will take back Josh
-->'''Barb:''' Oh there isn't a woman in the world who can resist the scent of wonded boy.\\
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* Jules finds out Laurie and Grayson slept together before she and Grayson started dating, and her decision over who to be mad at turns into a full-blown parody of ''Series/TheBachelor'' and ''Series/Survivor'', complete with Jules snuffing out the loser's wine glass.

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* Jules finds out Laurie and Grayson slept together before she and Grayson started dating, and her decision over who to be mad at turns into a full-blown parody of ''Series/TheBachelor'' and ''Series/Survivor'', Survivor, complete with Jules snuffing out the loser's wine glass.
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* Jules finds out Laurie and Grayson slept together before she and Grayson started dating, and her decision over who to be mad at turns into a full-blown parody of ''Series/TheBachelor''.

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* Jules finds out Laurie and Grayson slept together before she and Grayson started dating, and her decision over who to be mad at turns into a full-blown parody of ''Series/TheBachelor''.''Series/TheBachelor'' and ''Series/Survivor'', complete with Jules snuffing out the loser's wine glass.
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* Ellie finding out Jules had sex:
-->'''Ellie:''' You totally had sex last night.\\
'''Jules:''' How did you know? \\
'''Ellie:''' I'm your best friend. I know these things. Plus there's a condom wrapper on your back\\
'''Jules:''' Is it just the one? \\
'''Ellie:''' Good God Jules!
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But when you wake, Here’s what you’ll do:

Brush your teeth, Wash your face
Check your nose, Just in case
Eat your breakfast, Bacon and eggers
Take your pill, So you won’t get preggers
Find your mouthguard, Check your mail
Workout time, If it’s late you bail
Where’s your mouthguard, You threw it away
It’s all the same, Everyday

But we don’t mind, We’re glad to wait
‘Cause we all know, That right at eight
You come downstairs, And on our knees
All together: Coffee please!

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--> But when you wake, Here’s what you’ll do:

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Brush your teeth, Wash your face
--> Check your nose, Just in case
--> Eat your breakfast, Bacon and eggers
--> Take your pill, So you won’t get preggers
--> Find your mouthguard, Check your mail
--> Workout time, If it’s late you bail
--> Where’s your mouthguard, You threw it away
--> It’s all the same, Everyday

Everyday
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But we don’t mind, We’re glad to wait
--> ‘Cause we all know, That right at eight
--> You come downstairs, And on our knees
--> All together: Coffee please!
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* Jules' Slightly Longer Morning Routine Song:
--> I’m not predictable you say, Perhaps it’s true
But when you wake, Here’s what you’ll do:

Brush your teeth, Wash your face
Check your nose, Just in case
Eat your breakfast, Bacon and eggers
Take your pill, So you won’t get preggers
Find your mouthguard, Check your mail
Workout time, If it’s late you bail
Where’s your mouthguard, You threw it away
It’s all the same, Everyday

But we don’t mind, We’re glad to wait
‘Cause we all know, That right at eight
You come downstairs, And on our knees
All together: Coffee please!
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* Jules' sex ed song for Travis:
--> If you're heading in a sexy direction, you better use contraception, cause babies destroy your dreams!
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* Jules finds out Laurie and Grayson slept together before she and Grayson started dating, and her decision over who to be mad at turns into a full-blown parody of ''{{The Bachelor}}''.

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* Jules finds out Laurie and Grayson slept together before she and Grayson started dating, and her decision over who to be mad at turns into a full-blown parody of ''{{The Bachelor}}''.''Series/TheBachelor''.

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** There [[RunningGag was also]] a funeral for the even bigger Big Carl, who has since been replaced by Big Lou.
** Big Lou "died" in the season 4 two-part finale, and has been replaced by Big Tippi

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** There [[RunningGag was also]] a funeral for the even bigger Big Carl, who has since been which was replaced by Big Lou.
** Big Lou "died" in the season 4 two-part finale, and has been
Lou, which was replaced by Big TippiTippi, which was replaced by Big Chuck.
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--> '''Laurie:''' Oh, hey, Rach. Now, bear with me, I have to order for everyone: Okay, I'll have one [[HashHouseLingo Soy Largie, one Teeny Tiny]], one Teeny Teeny Tiny Unleaded, one Plain Jane, extra Yum-- what the hell, make it a double Yum-- Uhhh, a Baby Joey, a Midnight with a Full Moon (hold the pumpkin), [[BreathlessNonSequitur a medium coffee]], I need a Heavy D, in a travel mug, please, two Crazy Ivans, a [[TheLordOfTheRings Sauron's Eye]]-- also, I need a '''Damn!''' and an iced '''Damn!''', a Sneaky Pete, a Double Drip with a snip of whip, and a Frap-Cap, heavy on the (imitating the blender)'' crcccrcccrcrch! crcrcrrrchcrcrch!'' Oh, and let's see, what's fresh? Okay, well I'll take three Raisin Happy Muffins, a French Moustache, and-- ugh, a Fart Muffin, that is ''not'' for me. Oh, and I forgot to order my own coffee! Can I get a Taye Diggs, which is black and extra strong and smooth, but also very sweet?

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--> '''Laurie:''' Oh, hey, Rach. Now, bear with me, I have to order for everyone: Okay, I'll have one [[HashHouseLingo Soy Largie, one Teeny Tiny]], one Teeny Teeny Tiny Unleaded, one Plain Jane, extra Yum-- what the hell, make it a double Yum-- Uhhh, a Baby Joey, a Midnight with a Full Moon (hold the pumpkin), [[BreathlessNonSequitur a medium coffee]], I need a Heavy D, in a travel mug, please, two Crazy Ivans, a [[TheLordOfTheRings [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron's Eye]]-- also, I need a '''Damn!''' and an iced '''Damn!''', a Sneaky Pete, a Double Drip with a snip of whip, and a Frap-Cap, heavy on the (imitating the blender)'' crcccrcccrcrch! crcrcrrrchcrcrch!'' Oh, and let's see, what's fresh? Okay, well I'll take three Raisin Happy Muffins, a French Moustache, and-- ugh, a Fart Muffin, that is ''not'' for me. Oh, and I forgot to order my own coffee! Can I get a Taye Diggs, which is black and extra strong and smooth, but also very sweet?

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** Big Lou "died" in the season 4 two-parter finale, and has been replaced by Big Tippi

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** Big Lou "died" in the season 4 two-parter two-part finale, and has been replaced by Big Tippi



* This exchange from 4x15

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* From the season 4 finale:
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--> '''Jules''': Me neither. Let's order another bottle

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--> '''Jules''': Me neither. Let's order another bottlebottle
** Grayson's terrible audition tape to Hollywood casting agencies
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* Andy telling Lisa that he's willing to commit to a relationship by taking out LIVE snakes from his pockets. ItMakesSenseInContext

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* Andy telling Lisa that he's willing to commit to a relationship by taking out LIVE snakes from his pockets. ItMakesSenseInContextItMakesSenseInContext
* This exchange from 4x15
--> '''Jules''': You know what the problem is with drinking when you're really sad?
--> '''Tom''': No.
--> '''Jules''': Me neither. Let's order another bottle
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** Big Lou "died" in the season 4 two-parter finale, and has been replaced by Big Tippi
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* “I always laugh at dudes in dresses. It’s a staple of British comedy!”

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* The tag at the end of the season 4 premiere, which parodies the "coming this season" previews by showing events that WON'T happen including Jules, Ellie and Laurie all getting pregnant by the same man, Jules actually being a witch, and a cameo by Michelle Williams as Laurie's step-sister

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* Jules, Grayson and Travis eating "caveman style"
* The tag at the end of the season 4 premiere, which parodies the "coming this season" previews by showing events that WON'T happen including Jules, Ellie and Laurie all getting pregnant by the same man, Jules actually being a witch, and a cameo by Michelle Williams as Laurie's step-sisterstep-sister
* Jules wins a dodge ball match by getting hit on the face a lot
* About ''Top Gun'': If (Goose and Maverick) kissed it'd be a more honest movie wouldn't it?
* Andy telling Lisa that he's willing to commit to a relationship by taking out LIVE snakes from his pockets. ItMakesSenseInContext

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* The funeral for Big Joe, Jules' beloved oversized wine glass

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* The funeral for Big Joe, Jules' beloved oversized wine glassglass.
** There [[RunningGag was also]] a funeral for the even bigger Big Carl, who has since been replaced by Big Lou.
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* The funeral for Big Joe, Jules' beloved oversized wine glass
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* The tag at the end of the season 4 premiere, which parodies the "coming this season" previews by showing events that WON'T happen including Jules, Ellie and Laurie all getting pregnant by the same man, Jules actually being a witch, and a cameo by MichelleWilliams as Laurie's step-sister

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* The tag at the end of the season 4 premiere, which parodies the "coming this season" previews by showing events that WON'T happen including Jules, Ellie and Laurie all getting pregnant by the same man, Jules actually being a witch, and a cameo by MichelleWilliams Michelle Williams as Laurie's step-sister
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* On 2x20, Grayson's impression of Travis is probably the hardest the show has even made me laugh, but then it was followed by he and Jules kissing...

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* On 2x20, Grayson's impression of Travis is probably the hardest the show has even made me laugh, but then it was followed by he and Jules kissing...kissing...
* The tag at the end of the season 4 premiere, which parodies the "coming this season" previews by showing events that WON'T happen including Jules, Ellie and Laurie all getting pregnant by the same man, Jules actually being a witch, and a cameo by MichelleWilliams as Laurie's step-sister

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** The first SeasonFinale.
** Jules finds out Laurie and Grayson slept together before she and Grayson started dating, and her decision over who to be mad at turns into a full-blown parody of ''{{The Bachelor}}''.
** On 2x20, Grayson's impression of Travis is probably the hardest the show has even made me laugh, but then it was followed by he and Jules kissing...

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** * The first SeasonFinale.
** * Jules finds out Laurie and Grayson slept together before she and Grayson started dating, and her decision over who to be mad at turns into a full-blown parody of ''{{The Bachelor}}''.
** On 2x20, Grayson's impression of Travis is probably the hardest the show has even made me laugh, but then it was followed by he and Jules kissing...
Bachelor}}''.



--> '''Rachel''': ''(stares at Laurie, dumbfounded)''

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--> '''Rachel''': ''(stares at Laurie, dumbfounded)''dumbfounded)''
* On 2x20, Grayson's impression of Travis is probably the hardest the show has even made me laugh, but then it was followed by he and Jules kissing...
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** The first SeasonFinale.
** Jules finds out Laurie and Grayson slept together before she and Grayson started dating, and her decision over who to be mad at turns into a full-blown parody of ''{{The Bachelor}}''.
** On 2x20, Grayson's impression of Travis is probably the hardest the show has even made me laugh, but then it was followed by he and Jules kissing...
* Laurie's extensive [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z52qie5goqQ coffee order]]. Her [[MotorMouth delivery]] also makes it RapidFireComedy.
--> '''Laurie:''' Oh, hey, Rach. Now, bear with me, I have to order for everyone: Okay, I'll have one [[HashHouseLingo Soy Largie, one Teeny Tiny]], one Teeny Teeny Tiny Unleaded, one Plain Jane, extra Yum-- what the hell, make it a double Yum-- Uhhh, a Baby Joey, a Midnight with a Full Moon (hold the pumpkin), [[BreathlessNonSequitur a medium coffee]], I need a Heavy D, in a travel mug, please, two Crazy Ivans, a [[TheLordOfTheRings Sauron's Eye]]-- also, I need a '''Damn!''' and an iced '''Damn!''', a Sneaky Pete, a Double Drip with a snip of whip, and a Frap-Cap, heavy on the (imitating the blender)'' crcccrcccrcrch! crcrcrrrchcrcrch!'' Oh, and let's see, what's fresh? Okay, well I'll take three Raisin Happy Muffins, a French Moustache, and-- ugh, a Fart Muffin, that is ''not'' for me. Oh, and I forgot to order my own coffee! Can I get a Taye Diggs, which is black and extra strong and smooth, but also very sweet?
--> '''Rachel''': ''(stares at Laurie, dumbfounded)''

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