History Funny / ConcreteBulletproofInvisibleAndFried

--> Al was dressed head-to-toe in a pure white formal cowboy suit, complete with an insanely large [[NiceHat Stetson with a brim that practically filled the theatre]]. He looked the nightmare offspring of Music/{{Cher}} and [[Series/{{Dallas}} J.R. Ewing]]. To say he was in a bad mood would be like saying UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan was an interfering busybody. He stood, purple-faced on the Vic stage, pointing in the direction of either band members or equipment screaming, "YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE DALEKS!!!" ... No, he didn't really, he just kept yelling, "Guitar: Unacceptable! Keyboards: unacceptable! UNACCEPTABLE!!!" I really wanted to chime in quietly, "[[DeadpanSnarker Stupid hat: unacceptable]]", but it was neither the time nor the place.

--> Luc, done up [[HellBentForLeather head to toe in leather]], looked like someone fired from the set of ''Cruising'' for eating all the catering. With Luc's [[{{Leatherman}} leather cap]], and Al and I's [[BaldOfAwesome shaved heads]], when the three of us were singing "TV Mind", we couldn't have looked any more [[ManlyGay gay]].

--> Al was dressed head-to-toe in a pure white formal cowboy suit, complete with an insanely large [[NiceHat Stetson with a brim that practically filled the theatre]]. He looked the nightmare offspring of Music/{{Cher}} and [[Series/{{Dallas}} J.R. Ewing]]. To say he was in a bad mood would be like saying GenghisKhan was an interfering busybody. He stood, purple-faced on the Vic stage, pointing in the direction of either band members or equipment screaming, "YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE DALEKS!!!" ... No, he didn't really, he just kept yelling, "Guitar: Unacceptable! Keyboards: unacceptable! UNACCEPTABLE!!!" I really wanted to chime in quietly, "[[DeadpanSnarker Stupid hat: unacceptable]]", but it was neither the time nor the place.

--> A strange purple-haired skeleton with a shrieking voice. She was quickly dubbed [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]] by the ever-affable Raven.

--> Luc, done up [[HellBentForLeather head to toe in leather]], looked like someone fired from the set of ''Cruising'' for eating all the catering. With Luc's leather cap, and Al and I's [[BaldOfAwesome shaved heads]], when the three of us were singing "TV Mind", we couldn't have looked any more [[ManlyGay gay]].

--> Luc, done up [[HellBentForLeather head to toe in leather]], looked like someone fired from the set of ''Cruising'' for eating all the catering. With Luc's [[LeatherMan leather cap]], and Al and I's [[BaldOfAwesome shaved heads]], when the three of us were singing "TV Mind", we couldn't have looked any more [[ManlyGay gay]].

--> Luc, done up head to toe in leather, looked like someone fired from the set of ''Cruising'' for eating all the catering. With Luc's [[LeatherMan leather cap]], and Al and I's [[BaldOfAwesome shaved heads]], when the three of us were singing "TV Mind", we couldn't have looked any more [[ManlyGay gay]].

* On the [[YokoOhNo girl]] Ogre brought along with him on the first Pigface tour:

* On [[SkinnyPuppy Nivek Ogre]]:

--> They had cornered part of the dancefloor occupied by a lot of people who were too frightened to admit they were in love with DepecheMode and liked to play at soldiers.

--> Luc, done up [[HellbentForLeather head to toe in leather]], looked like someone fired from the set of ''Cruising'' for eating all the catering. With Luc's [[LeatherMan leather cap]], and Al and I's [[BaldOfAwesome shaved heads]], when the three of us were singing "TV Mind", we couldn't have looked any more [[ManlyGay gay]].

* About an interview with {{MTV}}:

--> Al was dressed head-to-toe in a pure white formal cowboy suit, complete with an insanely large [[NiceHat Stetson with a brim that practically filled the theatre]]. He looked the nightmare offspring of Cher and [[Series/{{Dallas}} J.R. Ewing]]. To say he was in a bad mood would be like saying GenghisKhan was an interfering busybody. He stood, purple-faced on the Vic stage, pointing in the direction of either band members or equipment screaming, "YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE DALEKS!!!" ... No, he didn't really, he just kept yelling, "Guitar: Unacceptable! Keyboards: unacceptable! UNACCEPTABLE!!!" I really wanted to chime in quietly, "[[DeadpanSnarker Stupid hat: unacceptable]]", but it was neither the time nor the place.
* On the [[YokoOhNo girl]] Ogre brought along with him on the first [[SuperGroup Pigface]] tour:

--> Like Gerard Depardieu in a [[BadassLongcoat leather duster coat]] and acting like a giant, pompous intellectual Belgian.

--> Al was dressed head-to-toe in a pure white formal cowboy suit, complete with an insanely large [[NiceHat Stetson with a brim that practically filled the theatre]]. He looked the nightmare offspring of Cher and [[{{Dallas}} J.R. Ewing]]. To say he was in a bad mood would be like saying GenghisKhan was an interfering busybody. He stood, purple-faced on the Vic stage, pointing in the direction of either band members or equipment screaming, "YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE DALEKS!!!" ... No, he didn't really, he just kept yelling, "Guitar: Unacceptable! Keyboards: unacceptable! UNACCEPTABLE!!!" I really wanted to chime in quietly, "[[DeadpanSnarker Stupid hat: unacceptable]]", but it was neither the time nor the place.

--> A strange purple-haired skeleton with a shrieking voice. She was quickly dubbed [[HeMan Skeletor]] by the ever-affable Raven.

--> I remember Al [[BoisterousBruiser being Al]], Ogre [[TheQuietOne being silent]] and Martin [[SmallNameBigEgo being pompous]]-- his interviews always made him sound like a Time Lord elder from DoctorWho, or worse, [[LargeHam Davros, Creator of the Daleks]].

--> Al was dressed head-to-toe in a pure white formal cowboy suit, complete with an insanely large [[NiceHat Stetson with a brim that practically filled the theatre]]. He looked the nightmare offspring of Cher and [[{{Dallas}} J.R. Ewing]]. To say he was in a bad mood would be like saying GenghisKhan was an interfering busybody. He stood, purple-faced on the Vic stage, pointing in the direction of either band members of equipment screaming, "YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE DALEKS!!!" ... No, he didn't really, he just kept yelling, "Guitar: Unacceptable! Keyboards: unacceptable! UNACCEPTABLE!!!" I really wanted to chime in quietly, "[[DeadpanSnarker Stupid hat: unacceptable]]", but it was neither the time nor the place.

--> Al and I shared much of the lead vocal duties, Al doing a bang-up impression of Richard 23. He had spent so much time mocking him during rehearsals that when it came time for him to sing "We Shall Cleanse the World", he sounded just like the record: "[[Funteik Aksent We had no toime to seenk about it]]!!!"

** (On the tour manager) We started knocking on his door and running away, calling his room and hanging up from a payphone by the pool as he tried to sleep/cower and best of all, telling him that there were a lot of cops in the hotel lobby. We also regularly asked him for money because this was certain to make his lose his temper and could end up in a chase around a motel or a club parking lot, "I AM GONNA KICK (wheeze) YOUR SCRAWNY SCOTTISH ASS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
** (On Ogre) [[SarcasmMode In a display of compassion and friendly concern]], Tucker and I covered Ogre's comforter with hundreds of tiny plastic spiders while he was off the bus one day, in order to lend credence to whatever paranoid delusions and hallucinations he may have been suffering... we're here for ya, pal!

--> [[SarcasmMode In a display of compassion and friendly concern]], Tucker and I covered Ogre's comforter with hundreds of tiny plastic spiders while he was off the bus one day, in order to lend credence to whatever paranoid delusions and hallucinations he may have been suffering... we're here for ya, pal!