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--> '''Clark:''' Hey, get out of my chopper!\\

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--> '''Clark:''' -->'''Clark:''' Hey, get out of my chopper!\\









-->'''Chavez/drug lord:''' What the hell is this?
-->'''Clark:''' Your new target [for an airstrike], unless you don't think it's big enough.

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-->'''Chavez/drug lord:''' What the hell is this?
-->'''Clark:'''
this?\\
'''Clark:'''
Your new target [for an airstrike], unless you don't think it's big enough.
enough.















-->'''Cortez:''' "Whatever this man has told you is a lie. He lies for a living!"
-->'''Escobedo:''' "He is in the intelligence business."
-->'''Cortez:''' "Exactly!"
-->'''Escobedo:''' "''You'' are in the intelligence business!"

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-->'''Cortez:''' "Whatever this man has told you is a lie. He lies for a living!"
-->'''Escobedo:'''
living!"\\
'''Escobedo:'''
"He is in the intelligence business."
-->'''Cortez:''' "Exactly!"
-->'''Escobedo:'''
"\\
'''Cortez:''' "Exactly!"\\
'''Escobedo:'''
"''You'' are in the intelligence business!"
business!"



-->'''President:''' Jesus! I knew the man for thirty years, we went to school together! We almost went into business together.
-->'''Ritter:''' That would've been good.

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-->'''President:''' Jesus! I knew the man for thirty years, we went to school together! We almost went into business together.
-->'''Ritter:'''
together.\\
'''Ritter:'''
That would've been good.

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\n* When Clark calls Ritter and lies that he's killed Ryan.
-->'''Clark:''' Ryan's dead.\\
'''Ritter:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion How]]?\\
'''Clark''' ''(visibly annoyed)'' [[DeadpanSnarker I killed him]].
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'''Clark:''' Your new target [for an airstrike], unless you don't think it's big enough.

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'''Clark:''' -->'''Clark:''' Your new target [for an airstrike], unless you don't think it's big enough.
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'''Chavez/drug lord:''' What the hell is this?

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'''Chavez/drug -->'''Chavez/drug lord:''' What the hell is this?
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* Chavez and a drug lord having the same reaction to seeing a monster truck pull up to the meeting.
'''Chavez/drug lord:''' What the hell is this?
'''Clark:''' Your new target [for an airstrike], unless you don't think it's big enough.
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* Even Ritter gets in one as Ryan is discussing just how deep the President's dead friend was in the Colombian drug trade, having amassed hundreds of millions of dollars ripping off Escobedo:
-->'''President:''' Jesus! I knew the man for thirty years, we went to school together! We almost went into business together.
-->'''Ritter:''' That would've been good.
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* Domingo Chavez's EstablishingCharacterMoment has him on a sniper course, having landed several shots on target and evaded a search team [[spoiler: by sneaking so close to the target he was about ten yards away.]]

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* Domingo Chavez's EstablishingCharacterMoment has him on a sniper course, having landed several shots on target and evaded a search team [[spoiler: by sneaking so close to the target he was about ten yards away.]]



--->'''Clark:''' Larson, if this were a movie you'd be a blonde with big tits and a loose blouse.

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--->'''Clark:''' -->'''Clark:''' Larson, if this were a movie you'd be a blonde with big tits and a loose blouse.
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* In the movie, Cortez makes an (unsuccessful) last-ditch effort to cover up after Ryan reveals his betrayal to Escobedo:
-->'''Cortez:''' "Whatever this man has told you is a lie. He lies for a living!"
-->'''Escobedo:''' "He is in the intelligence business."
-->'''Cortez:''' "Exactly!"
-->'''Escobedo:''' "''You'' are in the intelligence business!"
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* In the movie
--->'''Soldier:''' Sniper had lunch here sir. [=McDonald's=] Quarter Pounder. With Cheese.\\

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* In Domingo Chavez's EstablishingCharacterMoment has him on a sniper course, having landed several shots on target and evaded a search team [[spoiler: by sneaking so close to the movie
--->'''Soldier:'''
target he was about ten yards away.]]
-->'''Soldier:'''
Sniper had lunch here sir. [=McDonald's=] Quarter Pounder. ''[{{beat}}]'' With Cheese.\\



'''Chavez:''' YES SIR!

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'''Chavez:''' ''[grinning]'' YES SIR!
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:00* In the movie, Ryan sees a major league drug lord by showing up at his door, handing over his business card from the C.I.A., and saying, "My name is John Ryan. I'm here to see Mr. Escobedo. I don't have an appointment." Even better, this was the second half of a GilliganCut: The previous scene had Clark asking Jack sarcastically, "What are you going to do, walk up to his door and ask him?"

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:00* * In the movie, Ryan sees a major league drug lord by showing up at his door, handing over his business card from the C.I.A., and saying, "My name is John Ryan. I'm here to see Mr. Escobedo. I don't have an appointment." Even better, this was the second half of a GilliganCut: The previous scene had Clark asking Jack sarcastically, "What are you going to do, walk up to his door and ask him?"

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* In the movie, Ryan sees a major league drug lord by showing up at his door, handing over his business card from the C.I.A., and saying, "My name is John Ryan. I'm here to see Mr. Escobedo. I don't have an appointment." Even better, this was the second half of a GilliganCut: The previous scene had Clark asking Jack sarcastically, "What are you going to do, walk up to his door and ask him?"

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* :00* In the movie, Ryan sees a major league drug lord by showing up at his door, handing over his business card from the C.I.A., and saying, "My name is John Ryan. I'm here to see Mr. Escobedo. I don't have an appointment." Even better, this was the second half of a GilliganCut: The previous scene had Clark asking Jack sarcastically, "What are you going to do, walk up to his door and ask him?"


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* When Ryan is unsure as to the qualifications of Clark's pilot, he asks the guy if he has any time on the machine they're about to fly. The pilot casually glances at his watch and gives Ryan the time.


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** Sooooo... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint did they do that in the movie...?]]
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[Hands Clark receipt]

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[Hands Clark receipt]
receipt. Clark's expression is priceless.]
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* The RunningGag about how much drug money is actually at stake:
** "Plus change."

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* Having to buy the chopper

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* Having Ryan tries to buy a helicopter, only to be told it costs $2 million. Ryan suggests taking it up for a test flight first. Without looking up, the chopperman replies that will require a safety deposit...of $2 million. Ryan offers MyCard. "Do you take a Company cheque?"

* Later...



* Ryan tries to buy a helicopter, only to be told it costs $2 million. Ryan suggests taking it up for a test flight first. Without looking up, the man replies that will require a saftey deposit...of $2 million. Ryan offers MyCard. "Do you take a Company cheque?"
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* Ryan tries to buy a helicopter, only to be told it costs $2 million. Ryan suggests taking it up for a test flight first. Without looking up, the man replies that will require a saftey deposit...of $2 million. Ryan offers MyCard. "Do you take a Company cheque?"
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* In the book, Clark points out how real intelligence operations are a lot different than they are in the movies.
--->'''Clark:''' Larson, if this were a movie you'd be a blonde with big tits and a loose blouse.
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'''Chavez:''' YES SIR!\\

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'''Chavez:''' YES SIR!\\SIR!
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--->'''Soldier:''' Sniper had lunch here sir. McDonald's Quarter Pounder. With Cheese.\\

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--->'''Soldier:''' Sniper had lunch here sir. McDonald's [=McDonald's=] Quarter Pounder. With Cheese.\\
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* In the movie
--->'''Soldier:''' Sniper had lunch here sir. McDonald's Quarter Pounder. With Cheese.\\
[later]\\
'''Sgt Major:''' How did you get so close to me?\\
'''Chavez:''' SNIPER APPROACHED THE INSTRUCTOR BY BEING A SNEAKY BASTARD, SERGEANT MAJOR\\
'''Captain:''' Do you know what the fine is for littering in the state of California?\\
'''Chavez:''' YES SIR!\\
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'''Jack Ryan:''' No, no - *my* chopper.\\

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'''Jack Ryan:''' No, no - *my* ''my'' chopper.\\

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* In the movie, Ryan sees a major league drug lord by showing up at his door, handing over his business card from the C.I.A., and saying, "My name is John Ryan. I'm here to see Mr. Escobedo. I don't have an appointment."
** Even better, this was the second half of a GilliganCut: The previous scene had Clark asking Jack sarcastically, "What are you going to do, walk up to his door and ask him?"

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* In the movie, Ryan sees a major league drug lord by showing up at his door, handing over his business card from the C.I.A., and saying, "My name is John Ryan. I'm here to see Mr. Escobedo. I don't have an appointment."
**
" Even better, this was the second half of a GilliganCut: The previous scene had Clark asking Jack sarcastically, "What are you going to do, walk up to his door and ask him?"



-> Clark: Hey, get out of my chopper!
-> Jack Ryan: No, no - *my* chopper.
-> [Hands Clark receipt]

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-> Clark: --> '''Clark:''' Hey, get out of my chopper!
-> Jack Ryan:
chopper!\\
'''Jack Ryan:'''
No, no - *my* chopper.
->
chopper.\\
[Hands Clark receipt]receipt]
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** Even better, this was the second half of a GilliganCut: The previous scene had Clark asking Jack sarcastically, "What are you going to do, walk up to his door and ask him?"
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* In the movie, Ryan sees a major league drug lord by showing up at his door, handing over his business card from the C.I.A., and saying, "My name is John Ryan. I'm here to see Mr. Escobedo. I don't have an appointment."

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* In the movie, Ryan sees a major league drug lord by showing up at his door, handing over his business card from the C.I.A., and saying, "My name is John Ryan. I'm here to see Mr. Escobedo. I don't have an appointment.""

* Having to buy the chopper
-> Clark: Hey, get out of my chopper!
-> Jack Ryan: No, no - *my* chopper.
-> [Hands Clark receipt]

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