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-->'''Jeremy:''' Draven? Really? Other potential names include Jack Escrow, Isiaha Crowell and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Raven Symone]].
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-->'''Jeremy''': Movie inspires an awful UsefulNotes/{{Atari 2600}} game that I spent too much time playing as a kid.
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-->'''Jeremy''': Movie inspires an awful UsefulNotes/{{Atari Platform/{{Atari 2600}} game that I spent too much time playing as a kid.
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-->'''The Sultan''': [[WesternAnimation/Aladdin But you're so...old!]]
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-->'''The Sultan''': [[WesternAnimation/Aladdin [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} But you're so...old!]]
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--->'''Brandon:''' I said GIVE IT TO ME!
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'''Brandon:''' I said GIVE IT TO
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--->'''Brandon:''' Who am I? What is this? Where do I come from?!
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--->'''Jeremy:''' We just need a "why are you doing this to me" for a cliche movie question bingo! Don't let us down, Brandon!
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'''Jeremy:''' We just need a "why are you doing this to me" for a cliche movie question bingo! Don't let us down, Brandon!
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--->'''Tori:''' You came here...arrived here...in that.
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'''Jeremy:''' Why would you tell [[TakeThat Young Sheldon]] this information?
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--->'''Radio Announcer:''' They are survived by their twelve year old son, Brandon.
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'''Jeremy:''' Sequel baiting.
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* Jeremy is floored at [[WTHCastingAgency Andrew Dice Clay as Ally's father]].
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* Jeremy is floored at [[WTHCastingAgency [[QuestionableCasting Andrew Dice Clay as Ally's father]].
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-->'''Jeremy:''' Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? [[WTHCastingAgency John f*cking Candy, that's who!]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? [[WTHCastingAgency [[QuestionableCasting John f*cking Candy, that's who!]]
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* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]
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* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the next:
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* When Rameriz Ramirez disappears from one shot to the next:
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-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Army of Sharkness.]]
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-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} Army of Sharkness.]]
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-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} Horsing around.]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun His name was Atom.]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun [[PunnyName His name was Atom.]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' The director said "let's have your character juggle three apples in this scene, it'll make you look more like a creepy asshole".
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-->'''Jeremy:''' The director said said, "let's have your character juggle three apples in this scene, it'll make you look more like a creepy asshole".
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-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun The Barbecook.]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} The Barbecook.]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw, really? That's all it [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} Babatook?!]]
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-->'''Jeremy''': Not only [[RunningGag Roll Credits]], but roll those suckers with appropriate grammar! Not many 12 year olds would be doing the "wish/were" agreement this early.
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-->'''Jeremy''': Not only [[RunningGag Roll Credits]], but roll those suckers with appropriate grammar! Not many 12 year olds 12-year-olds would be doing the "wish/were" agreement this early.
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-->'''Jeremy''': Let's see if Zoltan [[IncrediblyLamePun can put his money where his mouth is.]]
* After Josh realises he's [[OvernightAgeUp become an adult]]:
* After Josh realises he's [[OvernightAgeUp become an adult]]:
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-->'''Jeremy''': Let's see if Zoltan [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} can put his money where his mouth is.]]
* After Joshrealises realizes he's [[OvernightAgeUp become an adult]]:
* After Josh
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* The sentence: [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} Cars]] [[Film/MarsAttacks Attacks]]
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* The title of the video: Everything Wrong With Cats in 18 [[IncrediblyLamePun Meow-utes]] or less.
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-->'''Jeremy:''' Um...Oh, I know this one! [[IncrediblyLamePun It was having a bad hare day!]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' Um...Oh, I know this one! [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} It was having a bad hare day!]]
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* "[[IncrediblyLamePun "[[{{Pun}} Ex Machina Sex Machina Ex Machina!]]"
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-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} Blart attack!]]
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-->'''Jeremy''': So, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Roald Dahl did ALL the drugs, right?]]
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-->'''Jeremy''': So, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs [[ArtisticStimulation Roald Dahl did ALL the drugs, right?]]
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* "Oh yeah, every hospital has a 'treatment' room. You know, where you get treatment. It doesn't matter what kind, it's kinda like the Room of Requirment that way."
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-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]right?]]
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* During the scene where the ''Explorer'' is destroyed by the debris field:
-->'''Kowalski:''' Half of North America just lost their Facebook.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is not a bad thing.]]
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* During the scene where the ''Explorer'' is destroyed by the debris field:
-->'''Kowalski:''' Half of North America just lost their Facebook.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is not a bad thing.]]
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* Several sins are silently added for a flashing sign in the background that literally reads "SIN". Hey, you can't fault Jeremy for following instructions.
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* Several sins are silently added for a flashing sign in the background that literally reads "SIN". Hey, you can't fault Jeremy for following instructions.
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[[folder:''Everything Everywhere All at Once'']]
* The fact that this video goes off the rails and goes into the Multiverse of [=CinemaSins=], due to being the [[MilestoneCelebration 1000th video]]. Among the alternate realities shown? One where Jeremy is a streamer, one where the sins are all written in Comic Sans, one sinned by children, and many, many more.
* The sheer amount of sin removals, at one point ending with [[LOL69 69 sins (nice)]], and ultimately concluding with absolutely 0 sins. And then it still gets one, for adding an epilogue.
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* The fact that this video goes off the rails and goes into the Multiverse of [=CinemaSins=], due to being the [[MilestoneCelebration 1000th video]]. Among the alternate realities shown? One where Jeremy is a streamer, one where the sins are all written in Comic Sans, one sinned by children, and many, many more.
* The sheer amount of sin removals, at one point ending with [[LOL69 69 sins (nice)]], and ultimately concluding with absolutely 0 sins. And then it still gets one, for adding an epilogue.
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-->'''Jeremy''': Ohhhhhhhhhh. I've been saying [[NamestheSame something completely different.]]
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-->'''Jeremy''': No, that is a [[NamestheSame DIFFERENT symbiote-based plague that sought to destroy the lives of anyone exposed to it. AND it had weird eye effects too, so I understand your confusion.]]
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-->'''Jeremy''': No, that is a [[NamestheSame DIFFERENT symbiote-based plague that sought to destroy the lives of anyone exposed to it. AND it had weird eye effects too, so I understand your confusion.]]
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* When it's revealled that Ninja plays a character [[TheDanza named]] [[NamesTheSame Ninja]], he wonders why they let him use his band name instead of something more random "like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watkin_Tudor_Jones Watkin Tudor Jones]]".
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* When it's revealled that Ninja plays a character [[TheDanza named]] [[NamesTheSame named Ninja]], he wonders why they let him use his band name instead of something more random "like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watkin_Tudor_Jones Watkin Tudor Jones]]".
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-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, cool, Mikael works at that [[NamestheSame short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, cool, Mikael works at that [[NamestheSame short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!]]Hendriksen!
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-->'''Atlee:''' [[NamesTheSame Something wrong, Tumbler?]]
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-->'''Atlee:''' [[NamesTheSame Something wrong, Tumbler?]]Tumbler?
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-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film?]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!]]
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-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film?]] film? [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!]]
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* The only part in the entire review that isn't said in rhyme is Jeremy's response to the Grinch's heart growing three sizes, which is a blunt...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
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* The only part in the entire review that isn't said in rhyme is Jeremy's response to the Grinch's heart growing three sizes, following a scen with Grinch prank calling Lou, which is a blunt...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.'''Critic:''' Just insert the last line we used on this one.
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-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
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-->'''Critic:''' Against In front of a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
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* Jeremy thinks the CreatorCameo of the director as a living passenger onboard one of Gomez's toy trains is ActuallyPrettyFunny and clever.
* Jeremy recognizes the child actor who later played the kid from ''Film/JurassicPark'' who was disrespectful to Dr. Grant and nearly gets cut up by the raptor claw. He adds a sin just for the character.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Anyway, here's another sin for that kid from Jurassic Park. What a dick. Actor's probably an OK dude, though.
* Jeremy thinks the CreatorCameo of the director as a living passenger onboard one of Gomez's toy trains is ActuallyPrettyFunny and clever.
* Jeremy recognizes the child actor who later played the kid from ''Film/JurassicPark'' who was disrespectful to Dr. Grant and nearly gets cut up by the raptor claw. He adds a sin just for the character.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Anyway, here's another sin for that kid from Jurassic Park. What a dick. Actor's probably an OK dude, though.
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''A Christmas Story'']]
* Jeremythinks saying that for once, the CreatorCameo narration ''enhances'' the experience of the director as film, while taking a living passenger onboard one of Gomez's toy trains is ActuallyPrettyFunny [[TakeThat potshot]] at ''Film/GoodFellas'' in the process.
* When Ralphie says "Oh, fudge" andclever.
* Jeremy recognizesthen clarifies in the child actor who later played narration that he didn't say "fudge" and actually said the kid from ''Film/JurassicPark'' who was disrespectful to Dr. Grant and nearly gets cut up by the raptor claw. He adds a sin just for the character.
"F-dash-dash-dash" word:
-->'''Jeremy:'''Anyway, here's another sin "This is a classic moment in a classic movie and it always makes me smile." ''[removes sin]'' "But also, I am not a fan of censorship, especially self-censorship. I get while a child might censor themselves, but why does the narrator, as an adult recounting this incident, feel the need to censor himself?"
* The Bonus Round: "The sin, as always, is kids." And it proceeds to add sins forthat kid from Jurassic Park. What nearly every instance of kids being annoying in the film... and removes one for the scene where Ralphie has a dick. Actor's probably an OK dude, though.soap bar shoved up his mouth for swearing.
* Jeremy
* When Ralphie says "Oh, fudge" and
* Jeremy recognizes
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* The Bonus Round: "The sin, as always, is kids." And it proceeds to add sins for
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* The last sin added: a sin is simply added when the credits begin showing "Directed by: Creator/MNightShyamalan".
* In the credits, he dubs in [[Film/GalaxyQuest Guy]] for the scene where the main character removes his mask after the crash.
-->'''Guy''': It's an alien planet! Is there air?! You don't know!
* "But, who is camera?!"
* The ultimate evolution of the "X is a dick to Y" gag:
-->'''Jeremy''': Creator/WillSmith is a dick to the human that came from his dick.
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* The last sin added: a sin is simply added when the credits begin showing "Directed by: Creator/MNightShyamalan".
* In the credits, he dubs in [[Film/GalaxyQuest Guy]] for the scene where the main character removes his mask after the crash.
-->'''Guy''': It's an alien planet! Is there air?! You don't know!
* "But, who is camera?!"
* The ultimate evolution of the "X is a dick to Y" gag:
-->'''Jeremy''': Creator/WillSmith is a dick to the human that came from his dick.
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-->'''Jeremy''': [[TemptingFate Oh cool, a movie directed by Robert Zemeckis, a cinematic visionary who's famous for pushing the boundaries of technology. And this is 2010, Avatar just came out so I'm sure that those dead-eyes from the Polar Express will be-]] (the video then cuts to [[GilliganCut the first shot of Scrooge)]] [[UncannyValley Ugghhhhh.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TemptingFate Oh cool, a movie directed by Robert Zemeckis, a cinematic visionary who's famous for pushing the boundaries of technology. And this is 2010, Avatar just came out so I'm sure that those dead-eyes from the Polar Express will be-]] (the video then cuts to [[GilliganCut the first shot of Scrooge)]] [[UncannyValley Ugghhhhh.]]
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--->'''Jeremy:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Ohhhhhhh. Oh no. Oh no no no no no no.]] [[UncannyValley I KNEW the effects in this movie were going to be sh*tty. I think everyone knew that.]] But it's like the difference being TOLD a chicken wing is hot and eating it. Nothing can prepare you for this!
to:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Ohhhhhhh. Oh no. Oh no no no no no no.]] [[UncannyValley I KNEW the effects in this movie were going to be sh*tty. I think everyone knew that.]] But it's like the difference being TOLD a chicken wing is hot and eating it. Nothing can prepare you for this!
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-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UpToEleven Children.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UpToEleven Children.]]
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* At the end of the movie, when the police point out the lack of evidence about the escape room, Jeremy not only points out every single reason why that couldn't happen and sins each reason, [[UptoEleven he adds 20 sins along with it.]]
to:
* At the end of the movie, when the police point out the lack of evidence about the escape room, Jeremy not only points out every single reason why that couldn't happen and sins each reason, [[UptoEleven he adds 20 sins along with it.]]
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* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
to:
* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
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[[folder:''10 Cloverfield Lane'']]
* In a scene where Michelle is wearing a shirt with the Eiffel Tower.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, the placement of the Eiffel Tower on her--\\
* *smack, smack*\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ow! Ow, I can't help it, it's just refl--\\
* *smack*
* "John Goodman twerking."
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* In a scene where Michelle is wearing a shirt with the Eiffel Tower.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, the placement of the Eiffel Tower on her--\\
* *smack, smack*\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ow! Ow, I can't help it, it's just refl--\\
* *smack*
* "John Goodman twerking."
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[[folder:''The Cloverfield Paradox'']]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext T-Dripping.]]
* At the appearance of Clover Nee in the credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Can't wait until we see 10 Clover Nee Lane and the Clover Nee Paradox, both of which will have little to do with the original Clover Nee.
* When the movie skips from 80 days to 236 days:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie's so fast, it's like a theme park ride. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* At a shot of the astronauts playing foosball:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You only have 3 firings left before the Earth is destroyed. [[SkewedPriorities This is no time for foosball!]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext T-Dripping.]]
* At the appearance of Clover Nee in the credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Can't wait until we see 10 Clover Nee Lane and the Clover Nee Paradox, both of which will have little to do with the original Clover Nee.
* When the movie skips from 80 days to 236 days:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie's so fast, it's like a theme park ride. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* At a shot of the astronauts playing foosball:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You only have 3 firings left before the Earth is destroyed. [[SkewedPriorities This is no time for foosball!]]
to:
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext T-Dripping.]]
* At the appearance of Clover Nee in the credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Can't wait until we see 10 Clover Nee Lane and the Clover Nee Paradox, both of which will have little to do with the original Clover Nee.
* When the movie skips from 80 days to 236 days:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie's so fast, it's like a theme park ride. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* At a shot of the astronauts playing foosball:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You only have 3 firings left before the Earth is destroyed. [[SkewedPriorities This is no time for foosball!]]
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-->'''Mark:''' We are indeed talking about the Cloverfield paradox...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll paradoxes!]]
* "[[SarcasmMode There's the big Slusho easter egg for all you Cloverfield fans. That's why you're here, right? The Slusho boy.]]"
* When the foosball table goes crazy:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw man. I was hoping the ship would be haunted by the ghost of [[GeniusBonus Frederic Collignon!]]
* Jeremy compares Hamilton's character motivation to "Miss Piggy from Muppets Take Manhattan."
* When the Cloverfield Monster reappears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I hear the next Cloverfield movie is going to be a Steve Carrell comedy.]]
* One of the outtakes plays the theme song from [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Star Trek: Enterprise]] over the space capsule returning.
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[[folder:''Con Air'']]
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll paradoxes!]]
* "[[SarcasmMode There's the big Slusho easter egg for all you Cloverfield fans. That's why you're here, right? The Slusho boy.]]"
* When the foosball table goes crazy:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw man. I was hoping the ship would be haunted by the ghost of [[GeniusBonus Frederic Collignon!]]
* Jeremy compares Hamilton's character motivation to "Miss Piggy from Muppets Take Manhattan."
* When the Cloverfield Monster reappears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I hear the next Cloverfield movie is going to be a Steve Carrell comedy.]]
* One of the outtakes plays the theme song from [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Star Trek: Enterprise]] over the space capsule returning.
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[[folder:''Con Air'']]
* This bit:
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[[folder:''Ghostbusters'' (1984)]]
* The first sin of the movie, at a shot of people in the library:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Reading.]]
* When the library cards fly out:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Dastardly disorganisation of the Dewey Decimal drawers devistates discovery of Dianetics.]]
* At the ESP test:
-->'''Student:''' A couple of wavy lines.
-->'''Venkman:''' I'm sorry, this isn't your lucky day.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is this scene here to a) an actual experiment to see if negative reenforcement would activate this kid's ESP, b) establish Peter as a dick, c) establish Peter as a HORNY dick, d) [[RunningGag a spicy Albanian cola drink]] or e) all of the above?
* The first sin of the movie, at a shot of people in the library:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Reading.]]
* When the library cards fly out:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Dastardly disorganisation of the Dewey Decimal drawers devistates discovery of Dianetics.]]
* At the ESP test:
-->'''Student:''' A couple of wavy lines.
-->'''Venkman:''' I'm sorry, this isn't your lucky day.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is this scene here to a) an actual experiment to see if negative reenforcement would activate this kid's ESP, b) establish Peter as a dick, c) establish Peter as a HORNY dick, d) [[RunningGag a spicy Albanian cola drink]] or e) all of the above?
to:
* The first sin of the movie, at a shot of people
* The SceneryCensor for every bit of nudity is Batou's head.
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[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (2017)]]
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Jeremy:'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin of the
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists.]]
* At a shot of the
-->'''Student:''' A couple of wavy lines.
-->'''Venkman:''' I'm sorry, this isn't your lucky day.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
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-->'''Ray:''' Hey, does this pole still work?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Asking if a pole still works when it's not mechanical and [[RunningGag you're not my college girlfriend.]]
* At the first shot of Dana:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FelonyMisdemeanor Jaywalking.]] Here I thought we were supposed to like Dana but she's clearly a serial criminal.
* When the ECTO-1 leaves the firehouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Obviously sped up footage is obviously sped up.
* This bit:
-->'''Hotel guest:''' What are you, some kind of Cosmonaut?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's Russist.]]
* When the trio shoot at the maid's cart:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I see the Ghostbusters and the NYPD have something in common.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Asking if a pole still works when it's not mechanical and [[RunningGag you're not my college girlfriend.]]
* At the first shot of Dana:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FelonyMisdemeanor Jaywalking.]] Here I thought we were supposed to like Dana but she's clearly a serial criminal.
* When the ECTO-1 leaves the firehouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Obviously sped up footage is obviously sped up.
* This bit:
-->'''Hotel guest:''' What are you, some kind of Cosmonaut?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's Russist.]]
* When the trio shoot at the maid's cart:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I see the Ghostbusters and the NYPD have something in common.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* At
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FelonyMisdemeanor Jaywalking.]] Here I thought we were supposed to like Dana but she's clearly a serial criminal.
*
-->'''Jeremy:''' Obviously sped
** Which is immediately followed up
* This bit:
-->'''Hotel guest:''' What are you, some kind of Cosmonaut?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's Russist.]]
* When the trio shoot at the maid's cart:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I see the Ghostbusters and the NYPD have something in common.]]
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-->'''Venkman:''' He slimed me, Ray.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great line, but I'm sinning it for inspiring Nickelodeon's content for the next 40 years.
* This bit:
-->'''Venkman:''' I'm a little fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing. What do you mean by bad?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Bill Murray's response to his cameo in the 2016 reboot of this film somehow finds its way into the script!]]
* When Zull breaks out of his statue:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think this is a supernatural occurance but it's really just a statement on NYC's air pollution and what is does to their beloved statues.
* After Dana is dragged off by Zull:
-->'''Jeremy:''' There has to be easier ways to possess people than this.
* Jeremy removes a sin for an unexpected moment: [[MundaneMadeAwesome Louis Tully's rant about his clients, due to Rick Moranis ad-libbing it.]]
* When Louis attempts to hide in Central Park:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive Yes, run and hide from danger in 1980's Central Park at night. Definitely the best place to avoid immediate danger.]]
* Yes, Jeremy sins Venkman for having Thorazine with him on a date.
* When Slimer eats out of a hot dog cart:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This might look gross but it doesn't seem to violate any health code violations.
* "Yes, it is true, your honor, this man has no dick" gets a five-sin removal.
* Jeremy begrudingly sins "Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria" but does so under distress.
* When Louis and Dana wake up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie does not contain a hardcore sex scene between Sigorney Weaver and Rick Moranis.
* As Walter Peck gets covered in marshmellow goo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The f*ck was this asshole doing here anyway?
* The sentencing: [[CrossesTheLineTwice Premature Bustin']]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great line, but I'm sinning it for inspiring Nickelodeon's content for the next 40 years.
* This bit:
-->'''Venkman:''' I'm a little fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing. What do you mean by bad?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Bill Murray's response to his cameo in the 2016 reboot of this film somehow finds its way into the script!]]
* When Zull breaks out of his statue:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think this is a supernatural occurance but it's really just a statement on NYC's air pollution and what is does to their beloved statues.
* After Dana is dragged off by Zull:
-->'''Jeremy:''' There has to be easier ways to possess people than this.
* Jeremy removes a sin for an unexpected moment: [[MundaneMadeAwesome Louis Tully's rant about his clients, due to Rick Moranis ad-libbing it.]]
* When Louis attempts to hide in Central Park:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive Yes, run and hide from danger in 1980's Central Park at night. Definitely the best place to avoid immediate danger.]]
* Yes, Jeremy sins Venkman for having Thorazine with him on a date.
* When Slimer eats out of a hot dog cart:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This might look gross but it doesn't seem to violate any health code violations.
* "Yes, it is true, your honor, this man has no dick" gets a five-sin removal.
* Jeremy begrudingly sins "Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria" but does so under distress.
* When Louis and Dana wake up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie does not contain a hardcore sex scene between Sigorney Weaver and Rick Moranis.
* As Walter Peck gets covered in marshmellow goo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The f*ck was this asshole doing here anyway?
* The sentencing: [[CrossesTheLineTwice Premature Bustin']]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* This bit:
-->'''Venkman:''' I'm a little fuzzy on
* "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
* When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]].
* This:
-->'''Martin:''' Funny. I never had a man in here [[note]]Referring to his torture chamber[[/note]] before.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Zull breaks out of his statue:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think this is a supernatural occurance but it's really just a statement on NYC's air pollution and what is does to their beloved statues.
* After Dana is dragged off by Zull:
-->'''Jeremy:''' There has to be easier ways to possess people than this.
* Jeremy removes a sin for an unexpected moment: [[MundaneMadeAwesome Louis Tully's rant about his clients, due to Rick Moranis ad-libbing it.]]
* When Louis attempts to hide in Central Park:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive Yes, run and hide from danger in 1980's Central Park at night. Definitely the best place to avoid immediate danger.]]
* Yes, Jeremy sins Venkman for having Thorazine with him on a date.
* When Slimer eats out of a hot dog cart:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This might look gross but it doesn't seem to violate any health code violations.
* "Yes, it is true, your honor, this man has no dick" gets a five-sin removal.
* Jeremy begrudingly sins "Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria" but does so under distress.
* When Louis and Dana wake up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie does not contain a hardcore sex scene between Sigorney Weaver and Rick Moranis.
* As Walter Peck gets covered in marshmellow goo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The f*ck was this asshole doing here anyway?
* The sentencing: [[CrossesTheLineTwice Premature Bustin']]
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[[folder:''Ghostbusters'' (2016)]]
* Jeremy refusing to call Bill Murray's character anything but [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Dr. Peter Venkman]].
* When Slimer shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Worthless Slimer cameo is worthless. I can't believe they managed to get him off of his ranch in Montana to film this scene.
* One of the stingers at the end of the video syncs up a living [[Film/{{Mannequin}} mannequin]] chasing Patty with "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now".
* Jeremy refusing to call Bill Murray's character anything but [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Dr. Peter Venkman]].
* When Slimer shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Worthless Slimer cameo is worthless. I can't believe they managed to get him off of his ranch in Montana to film this scene.
* One of the stingers at the end of the video syncs up a living [[Film/{{Mannequin}} mannequin]] chasing Patty with "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now".
to:
*
-->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about to
* When Slimer shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Followed up by:
-->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created to convey character combat conviently.]]
* At one point, Jeremy is
* After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Man, I
*
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]]
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[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (1995)]]
* The SceneryCensor for every bit of nudity is Batou's head.
* The SceneryCensor for every bit of nudity is Batou's head.
to:
* At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the
* The SceneryCensor
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
* This bit:
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in the upcoming wars.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]]
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[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (2017)]]
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the scenery:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's like this movie put Film/BladeRunner, Film/TheFifthElement, and Film/AttackOfTheClones in a blender, added Pop Rocks and Diet Coke, smashed it with a baseball bat, then fucked it.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists.]]
* At a shot of the Millenium building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, cool, Mikael works at that [[NamestheSame short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!]]
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the scenery:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's like this movie put Film/BladeRunner, Film/TheFifthElement, and Film/AttackOfTheClones in a blender, added Pop Rocks and Diet Coke, smashed it with a baseball bat, then fucked it.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists.]]
* At a shot of the Millenium building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, cool, Mikael works at that [[NamestheSame short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!]]
to:
* Jeremy cracks up at the
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.
*
-->'''Jeremy:'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Atlee:''' It's like a
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video."
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-->'''Henrik:''' And what do you know about me?
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins from this movie is Mikael asked him if Kevin Spacey previously played him.
* "Fjordshadowing".
** Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition".
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins from this movie is Mikael asked him if Kevin Spacey previously played him.
* "Fjordshadowing".
** Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition".
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* "Fjordshadowing".
** Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition".
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-->'''Mikael:''' I'm losing track of everything here!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mikael speaks for the audience and the movie immediately raises two giant middle fingers in response.
* "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
* When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]].
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mikael speaks for the audience and the movie immediately raises two giant middle fingers in response.
* "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
* When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]].
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy sins the concept of Go-Karts.
* At one point, Jeremy is stunned by the dialogue and repeats it before adding a sin:
-->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
* Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]]
* This:
-->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math.
* This bit:
-->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own.
-->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".]]
* At the appearance of Otto:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag I see you dragged Robert Duvall into this sh*t.]]
* When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]]
* At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the
* "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
* When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]].
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-->'''Martin:''' Funny. I never had a man in here [[note]]Referring to his torture chamber[[/note]] before.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy is shocked that, after spending a lot of runtime on exposition, the actual car stealing is done in a quick montage.
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]]
* Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!!
* "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a [[TakeThat Taken movie.]]"
* At a shot of Memphis driving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]]
* This:
-->'''Roland:''' I'm a police officer: if you kill me, your life is over.
-->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, you can't argue with logic like that.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectsFailure Calitiri's death]] and shows Dick Jones' death from ''Film/RoboCop1987'' side by side to show how fake it looks.
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[[folder: ''Gnomeo and Juliet'']]
* At the beginning, we get this:
-->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about to see has been already been told. A lot.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gnarration.
* Followed up by:
-->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created to convey character combat conviently.]]
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that the movie has ''16'' credited writers.
* After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Man, I delicate hope delicate all this delicate repetition delicate doesn't delicate have any delicate impact delicate on my delicate writing delicate from this delicate point delicate on. Delicate.]]
* At the appearance of an obnoxious lawn flamingo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]]
* At the beginning, we get this:
-->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about to see has been already been told. A lot.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gnarration.
* Followed up by:
-->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created to convey character combat conviently.]]
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that the movie has ''16'' credited writers.
* After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Man, I delicate hope delicate all this delicate repetition delicate doesn't delicate have any delicate impact delicate on my delicate writing delicate from this delicate point delicate on. Delicate.]]
* At the appearance of an obnoxious lawn flamingo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]]
to:
* At the
-->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about to see has been already been told. A lot.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gnarration.
* Followed up by:
-->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created to convey character combat conviently.]]
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that the movie has ''16'' credited writers.
* After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* At the appearance of an obnoxious lawn flamingo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]]
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[[folder:''The Golden Compass'']]
* At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]]
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
* This bit:
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in the upcoming wars.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]]
* At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]]
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
* This bit:
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in the upcoming wars.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]]
to:
[[folder:''The Golden Compass'']]
Greatest Showman'']]
*At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]]
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."19th century dabbing."
*This bit:
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance inRight at the upcoming wars.
beginning, we get:
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Jeremy:'''You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]] Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard...
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?
*
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]]
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things.
*
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?
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[[folder:''Gone in 60 Seconds'']]
* Jeremy cracks up at the [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor photoshopping of Nicolas Cage into a picture.]]
* The comments on the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The only thing worse then having to sit through this indeterminable credits is that its backed by [[TakeThat a Moby song.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at the [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor photoshopping of Nicolas Cage into a picture.]]
* The comments on the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The only thing worse then having to sit through this indeterminable credits is that its backed by [[TakeThat a Moby song.]]
to:
* At the very beginning, a young Atticus Shaffer makes a cameo.
--> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]''
* In honor of a random extra [[RunningGag being excellent at CinemaSins]], Jeremy proceeds to list several alternative ways Hancock could have stopped a train accident and counts them as sins.
* "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=] in
* Some SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counterproductive.\\
'''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ.
* Jeremy
* The comments on the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The only thing worse then having to sit through this indeterminable credits is that its backed by [[TakeThat
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-->'''Atlee:''' It's like a little boy's nursery room in here.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Description of the writer's room becomes a line of dialogue.
* "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video."
-->'''Jeremy:''' Description of the writer's room becomes a line of dialogue.
* "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video."
to:
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started that storyline 20 minutes ago.]]
** At one point, Jeremy refers to Mary as "Mary Mary Quite Expositionary".
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''The Happening'']]
* The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]]
* Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie.
* At a
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video."
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-->'''Atlee:''' [[NamesTheSame Something wrong, Tumbler?]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'll say. [[TakeThat There's no porn anymore!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'll say. [[TakeThat There's no porn anymore!]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy refers to Elliott as Mark Wahlberg (and later [[Film/TheDeparted Dignam]]) numerous times throughout the entire video.
* Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance:
-->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know that the sun is going supernova in the future? Maybe its time we start evacuating the Earth because we're not going to make it when that happens, you know.
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-->'''Kip:''' 13 down, 7 to go.
-->'''Jeremy:''' HEY KIDS! COUNTING IS ''FUN!''
* Jeremy sins the concept of Go-Karts.
* At one point, Jeremy is stunned by the dialogue and repeats it before adding a sin:
-->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
* Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]]
* This:
-->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math.
* This bit:
-->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own.
-->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".]]
* At the appearance of Otto:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag I see you dragged Robert Duvall into this sh*t.]]
* When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]]
* At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the movie's similarities with The Godfather. He ends his speech by noting that [[ShaggyDogStory the two movies have nothing in common but Jeremy's going to rewatch the trilogy immediately after he's done with Gone in 60 Seconds.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' HEY KIDS! COUNTING IS ''FUN!''
* Jeremy sins the concept of Go-Karts.
* At one point, Jeremy is stunned by the dialogue and repeats it before adding a sin:
-->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
* Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]]
* This:
-->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math.
* This bit:
-->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own.
-->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".]]
* At the appearance of Otto:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag I see you dragged Robert Duvall into this sh*t.]]
* When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]]
* At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the movie's similarities with The Godfather. He ends his speech by noting that [[ShaggyDogStory the two movies have nothing in common but Jeremy's going to rewatch the trilogy immediately after he's done with Gone in 60 Seconds.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy sins the concept of Go-Karts.
* At one point, Jeremy is stunned by the dialogue and repeats it before adding a sin:
-->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
* Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]]
* This:
-->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math.
*
-->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own.
-->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".
*
* During the
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]]
*
-->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]]
* At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the movie's similarities with The Godfather. He ends his speech by noting
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-->'''Memphis:''' I am a bad man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat You mean "actor".]]
* Jeremy is shocked that, after spending a lot of runtime on exposition, the actual car stealing is done in a quick montage.
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]]
* Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!!
* "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a [[TakeThat Taken movie.]]"
* At a shot of Memphis driving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat You mean "actor".]]
* Jeremy is shocked that, after spending a lot of runtime on exposition, the actual car stealing is done in a quick montage.
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]]
* Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!!
* "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a [[TakeThat Taken movie.]]"
* At a shot of Memphis driving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat
*
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]]
* Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!!
* "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a
* At a shot of Memphis driving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]]
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-->'''Roland:''' I'm a police officer: if you kill me, your life is over.
-->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, you can't argue with logic like that.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectsFailure Calitiri's death]] and shows Dick Jones' death from ''Film/RoboCop1987'' side by side to show how fake it looks.
-->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, you can't argue with logic like that.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectsFailure Calitiri's death]] and shows Dick Jones' death from ''Film/RoboCop1987'' side by side to show how fake it looks.
to:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Which, as we all know, is
-->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over!
* At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode
* This:
-->'''Julian:''' Look at me! Just look at me!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why risk her looking at your face when she could have seen [[TakeThat The Pest or Spawn or Spun or The Fan or...]]
* When Brian O'Halloran's character dies in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion And to think-]] [[Film/{{Clerks}} he wasn't even supposed to be here today!]]
* This:
-->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This line is the greatest setup to a [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative "chase against the weather" sequence since The Day After Tomorrow.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was asking myself the same thing as I walked out of the theatre at this very moment back in 2008.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation iconic]] scene:
-->'''Elliott:''' What? No!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW!
* Jeremy
* Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]] at
* The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which shows
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[[folder:''The Great Wall'']]
* At the beginning of the movie, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie should have given my 7th grade paper entitled "The Great Wall of China: The Mystery, the Majesty and the Legend" a partial writing credit. Maybe IT will ALSO get a [[TakeThat C minus from my social studies teacher.]]
* At the beginning of the movie, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie should have given my 7th grade paper entitled "The Great Wall of China: The Mystery, the Majesty and the Legend" a partial writing credit. Maybe IT will ALSO get a [[TakeThat C minus from my social studies teacher.]]
to:
*
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* As Tree walks out in the
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier in the outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background.
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[[folder:''The Greatest Showman'']]
* "19th century dabbing."
* Right at the beginning, we get:
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard...
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hancock'']]
* At the very beginning, a young Atticus Shaffer makes a cameo.
--> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]''
* In honor of a random extra [[RunningGag being excellent at CinemaSins]], Jeremy proceeds to list several alternative ways Hancock could have stopped a train accident and counts them as sins.
* "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=] in 2008."
* Some SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counterproductive.\\
'''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ.
* Jeremy throws up after a shot rotates too many times in a row.
* "19th century dabbing."
* Right at the beginning, we get:
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard...
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hancock'']]
* At the very beginning, a young Atticus Shaffer makes a cameo.
--> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]''
* In honor of a random extra [[RunningGag being excellent at CinemaSins]], Jeremy proceeds to list several alternative ways Hancock could have stopped a train accident and counts them as sins.
* "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=] in 2008."
* Some SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counterproductive.\\
'''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ.
* Jeremy throws up after a shot rotates too many times in a row.
to:
* "19th century dabbing."
* Right at the beginning, we get:
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Happy:''' My name is Happy Gilmore.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Happy sticks a
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hancock'']]
*
--> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]''
* In honor of a random extra
* "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=] in 2008."
* Some SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be
'''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ.
* Jeremy throws up after
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-->'''Mary:''' It's hard to explain!\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started that storyline 20 minutes ago.]]
** At one point, Jeremy refers to Mary as "Mary Mary Quite Expositionary".
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''The Happening'']]
* The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]]
* Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie.
* At a shot of bypassers standing perfectly still:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat In 2008, those Improv Everywhere assholes went WAY too far.]]
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started that storyline 20 minutes ago.]]
** At one point, Jeremy refers to Mary as "Mary Mary Quite Expositionary".
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''The Happening'']]
* The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]]
* Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie.
* At a shot of bypassers standing perfectly still:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat In 2008, those Improv Everywhere assholes went WAY too far.]]
to:
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started
** At one point, Jeremy refers
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''The Happening'']]
* The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]]
* Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie.
* At
-->'''Jeremy:'''
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-->'''Title Card:''' Three Blocks from Central Park, New York City
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode I can't wait when they get to Nebraska and they tell us its 25, 928 blocks away from Central Park, New York City.]]
* Jeremy refers to Elliott as Mark Wahlberg (and later [[Film/TheDeparted Dignam]]) numerous times throughout the entire video.
* Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance:
-->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know that the sun is going supernova in the future? Maybe its time we start evacuating the Earth because we're not going to make it when that happens, you know.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode I can't wait when they get to Nebraska and they tell us its 25, 928 blocks away from Central Park, New York City.]]
* Jeremy refers to Elliott as Mark Wahlberg (and later [[Film/TheDeparted Dignam]]) numerous times throughout the entire video.
* Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance:
-->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know that the sun is going supernova in the future? Maybe its time we start evacuating the Earth because we're not going to make it when that happens, you know.
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
* Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance:
-->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know
** Later on, he notes that
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-->'''Elliott:''' Scary, huh?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is the question that M. Night asked the entire crew during every filming day.]]
* Jeremy removes a sin for [[RefugeinAudacity a legitimately puzzled reaction from an extra during Dignam's lecture]].
* During the lecture:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is a sequel to Dead Poets Society that went terribly, TERRIBLY wrong.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is the question that M. Night asked the entire crew during every filming day.]]
* Jeremy removes a sin for [[RefugeinAudacity a legitimately puzzled reaction from an extra during Dignam's lecture]].
* During the lecture:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is a sequel to Dead Poets Society that went terribly, TERRIBLY wrong.
to:
-->'''Jeremy:''' That is not how municipal tournaments work but hahahahahahaha, OK.
* Jeremy sins the product placement of Shooter McGavin ordering a Pepsi, then sins the movie for [[TakeThat
*
* During the lecture:
-->'''Chubbs:''' TIME!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Time? TIME?! Who calls "time" in GOLF?! This is
* When Chubbs teachs Happy about golfing:
-->'''Chubbs:''' It's all in the hips...
-->'''Happy:''' This scene with Carl Weathers is weird but it's not as bad as the beach scene from Rocky III.
* As Happy tries to
-->'''Happy:''' Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Happy repeats the words of motivation I use for when I try not to orgasum too early.]]
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-->'''Julian:''' The probability of something happening in Philadelphia is very low.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Especially an NBA championship.]]
* "Everyone knew how to use cell phones by the late 2000s; except for [[TakeThat Tiger Woods.]]"
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Especially an NBA championship.]]
* "Everyone knew how to use cell phones by the late 2000s; except for [[TakeThat Tiger Woods.]]"
to:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chubbs would drive the green at Cinemasins!]]
* When Happy fails at putting yet again:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat
*
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, good for Happy Gil-OH MY GOD!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahahaha! [[ActorAllusion This is like when the
* This bit:
-->'''Shooter:''' I saw two fat naked bikers in the woods off of 17 having sex.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat
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-->'''Newscaster:''' The epidemic appears to affect only the Northeast...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Which, as we all know, is the only area in America with trees and plants.
* At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Subtle.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Which, as we all know, is the only area in America with trees and plants.
* At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Subtle.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Followed with:
-->'''Bob Barker:''' I can't believe you're a professional golfer; you should be working at the
* At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny removes 5 sins for the fight scene between Happy and Bob Barker.]]
** He later removes a sin for the "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast" exchange.
* "Thinking that there's a world where you become a better putter by playing mini-golf."
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-->'''Julian:''' Look at me! Just look at me!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why risk her looking at your face when she could have seen [[TakeThat The Pest or Spawn or Spun or The Fan or...]]
* When Brian O'Halloran's character dies in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion And to think-]] [[Film/{{Clerks}} he wasn't even supposed to be here today!]]
* This:
-->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This line is the greatest setup to a [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative "chase against the weather" sequence since The Day After Tomorrow.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was asking myself the same thing as I walked out of the theatre at this very moment back in 2008.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation iconic]] scene:
-->'''Elliott:''' What? No!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW!
* Jeremy refers to the movie's title as "a giant version of the [[RunningGag Pronoun Game.]]"
* Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]] at the nonsensical ending.
* The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which shows ''every'' moment of Dignam being useless or a hinderance throughout the movie, including the [[BrickJoke "What?! No!" scene.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why risk her looking at your face when she could have seen [[TakeThat The Pest or Spawn or Spun or The Fan or...]]
* When Brian O'Halloran's character dies in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion And to think-]] [[Film/{{Clerks}} he wasn't even supposed to be here today!]]
* This:
-->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This line is the greatest setup to a [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative "chase against the weather" sequence since The Day After Tomorrow.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was asking myself the same thing as I walked out of the theatre at this very moment back in 2008.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation iconic]] scene:
-->'''Elliott:''' What? No!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW!
* Jeremy refers to the movie's title as "a giant version of the [[RunningGag Pronoun Game.]]"
* Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]] at the nonsensical ending.
* The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which shows ''every'' moment of Dignam being useless or a hinderance throughout the movie, including the [[BrickJoke "What?! No!" scene.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Chubbs dies:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. This movie is more obessed with killing characters [[SelfDeprecation than Jeremy Scott is when
*
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind!
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* As Happy runs along the
* This bit:
-->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Shooter calls Mr. Larson "Frankenstein", Jeremy starts to correct him by saying that Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster before being strangled.
* One of the
* Jeremy's reaction
-->'''Shooter:''' Oh, you can count. Good for you!
-->'''[[Creator/RichardKiel Mr. Larson:]]''' [[Film/Moonraker Well, here's to
-->'''Elliott:''' What? No!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW!
* Jeremy refers to the movie's title as "a giant version of the [[RunningGag Pronoun Game.]]"
* Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]] at the nonsensical ending.
* The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which shows ''every'' moment of Dignam being useless or a hinderance throughout the movie, including the [[BrickJoke "What?! No!" scene.]]
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[[folder: ''Happy Death Day'']]
* [[{{Irony}} Tree is a dick to Global Warming.]]
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no way the killer can just break through the big areas below the wood and get in that way.]]
* As Tree walks out in the university courtyard naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier in the outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background.
* [[{{Irony}} Tree is a dick to Global Warming.]]
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no way the killer can just break through the big areas below the wood and get in that way.]]
* As Tree walks out in the university courtyard naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier in the outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background.
to:
[[folder: ''Happy Death Day'']]
''The Hateful 8'']]
*[[{{Irony}} Tree is a dick to Global Warming.]]
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no wayThe "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the killer can just break through n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the big areas below the wood end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and get in that way.]]
* As Tree walks out''Mario'' music in the university courtyard naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnierbackground.
--->'''John Ritter inthe outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background.''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.
*
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no way
* As Tree walks out
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier
--->'''John Ritter in
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[[folder: ''Happy Gilmore'']]
to:
[[folder: ''Happy Gilmore'']]''Heavy Metal'']]
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-->'''Happy:''' My name is Happy Gilmore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, [[RunningGag narration '''AND''' roll credits?! That's an incredible feat!]]
* When Happy sticks a construction barrier on his crotch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Adam Sandler's entire career summed up.]]
* Jeremy notes that Happy has penants for over 6 hockey teams, noting that [[RunningGag "This is an orgy of evidence]] that a die-hard hockey fan can't pick a single team!"
* This:
-->'''Happy:''' I'm going to get that 270 grand and we're going to get your house back. That's a promise!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Unkeepable promises!]] This is before he lucks himself into a golf career. He is blatantly lying to Grandma here, hoping to win the f*cking lottery, which he kinda does. The moral I guess is "lie to your grandma".
-->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, [[RunningGag narration '''AND''' roll credits?! That's an incredible feat!]]
* When Happy sticks a construction barrier on his crotch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Adam Sandler's entire career summed up.]]
* Jeremy notes that Happy has penants for over 6 hockey teams, noting that [[RunningGag "This is an orgy of evidence]] that a die-hard hockey fan can't pick a single team!"
* This:
-->'''Happy:''' I'm going to get that 270 grand and we're going to get your house back. That's a promise!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Unkeepable promises!]] This is before he lucks himself into a golf career. He is blatantly lying to Grandma here, hoping to win the f*cking lottery, which he kinda does. The moral I guess is "lie to your grandma".
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
* During the iconic spaceship car scene of "Soft Landing":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat
*
* This:
-->'''Happy:''' I'm going
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When the
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters F*ck you, movie! We just spent 15 minutes watching this motherf*cker fall to Earth and you kill him as soon as he
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-->'''Hal:''' You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the f*ck up!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie is a documentary of elder-care facilities.]]
* Jeremy, an avid golf fan, adds ''30'' sins to Happy's "head-start" golf drive.
** Later on, he notes that [[InsultToRocks "this movie respects golf less than The Mighty Ducks respected hockey!]]"
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie is a documentary of elder-care facilities.]]
* Jeremy, an avid golf fan, adds ''30'' sins to Happy's "head-start" golf drive.
** Later on, he notes that [[InsultToRocks "this movie respects golf less than The Mighty Ducks respected hockey!]]"
to:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat
* During the DerangedAnimation of
* Jeremy,
-->'''Jeremy:''' There was clearly an
** Later on, he notes that [[InsultToRocks "this movie respects golf less than
* This bit:
-->'''Harry Cannon:''' New York City. Big deal. Scum center of the Earth.
-->'''Jeremy:''' "The Animated Adventures of [[Film/TaxiDriver Travis Bickle]]: Heavy Metal Edition!"
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-->'''Chubbs:''' You win the open tomorrow, you're automatically on the pro tour.
-->'''Jeremy:''' That is not how municipal tournaments work but hahahahahahaha, OK.
* Jeremy sins the product placement of Shooter McGavin ordering a Pepsi, then sins the movie for [[TakeThat having Pepsi in it.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' That is not how municipal tournaments work but hahahahahahaha, OK.
* Jeremy sins the product placement of Shooter McGavin ordering a Pepsi, then sins the movie for [[TakeThat having Pepsi in it.]]
to:
-->'''Police Officer:''' Yeah, what else is new?
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy sins the product placement of Shooter McGavin ordering a Pepsi, then sins the movie for
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-->'''Chubbs:''' TIME!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Time? TIME?! Who calls "time" in GOLF?! This is more infuriating than when Matt Damon calls "Time" in Rounders.
* When Chubbs teachs Happy about golfing:
-->'''Chubbs:''' It's all in the hips...
-->'''Happy:''' This scene with Carl Weathers is weird but it's not as bad as the beach scene from Rocky III.
* As Happy tries to putt:
-->'''Happy:''' Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Happy repeats the words of motivation I use for when I try not to orgasum too early.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Time? TIME?! Who calls "time" in GOLF?! This is more infuriating than when Matt Damon calls "Time" in Rounders.
* When Chubbs teachs Happy about golfing:
-->'''Chubbs:''' It's all in the hips...
-->'''Happy:''' This scene with Carl Weathers is weird but it's not as bad as the beach scene from Rocky III.
* As Happy tries to putt:
-->'''Happy:''' Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Happy repeats the words of motivation I use for when I try not to orgasum too early.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Chubbs teachs Happy about golfing:
-->'''Chubbs:''' It's all in the hips...
-->'''Happy:''' This scene with Carl Weathers is weird but
* When the
* As Happy tries to putt:
-->'''Happy:''' Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
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-->'''Chubbs:''' Happy riding the bull? YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A DAMN FOOL!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chubbs would drive the green at Cinemasins!]]
* When Happy fails at putting yet again:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Sergio Garcia.]]
* When Shooter comes across Mr. Larson:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, good for Happy Gil-OH MY GOD!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahahaha! [[ActorAllusion This is like when the government agent from The Iron Giant has half his car bitten in half and screams "OH MY GOD".]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chubbs would drive the green at Cinemasins!]]
* When Happy fails at putting yet again:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Sergio Garcia.]]
* When Shooter comes across Mr. Larson:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, good for Happy Gil-OH MY GOD!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahahaha! [[ActorAllusion This is like when the government agent from The Iron Giant has half his car bitten in half and screams "OH MY GOD".]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' You've had your first lesson, little one.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Shooter comes across
* Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* At the beginning of "Den":
-->'''Den:''' In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Den arrives on Neverwhere:
-->'''Den:''' I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? [[WTHCastingAgency John f*cking Candy, that's who!]]
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-->'''Shooter:''' I saw two fat naked bikers in the woods off of 17 having sex.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Buffalo Bills fans.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Buffalo Bills fans.]]
to:
-->'''Norl:''' COME!
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* As Den is taken away:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I wanted to know what they did to Katherine, but none of these guys could speak English!
-->'''Jeremy:''' And yet, [[AliensSpeakingEnglish every character Den will encounter after this knows English.]]
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-->'''Bob Barker:''' Alright, Happy. Nice and easy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You have to feel sorry for Bob Barker. He can't escape that character he plays on The Price is Right.
* Followed with:
-->'''Bob Barker:''' I can't believe you're a professional golfer; you should be working at the snack bar!
-->'''Jeremy:''' The most famous scene from this movie is started by Bob Barker spitting out more truth than Tupac.
* Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny removes 5 sins for the fight scene between Happy and Bob Barker.]]
** He later removes a sin for the "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast" exchange.
* "Thinking that there's a world where you become a better putter by playing mini-golf."
* This:
-->'''Chubbs:''' You can't putt angry.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Guys, don't give Nicolas Cage movie ideas.
* When Chubbs dies:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. This movie is more obessed with killing characters [[SelfDeprecation than Jeremy Scott is when he writes new instalments of his Ables books.]]
* Jeremy eventually gets fed up with Happy's luck:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Happy Gilmore is a Luck Dragon in this thing. He DEFINITELY has no skill. Let's be doubly clear here: [[SuddenlyShouting HAPPY GILMORE HAS NO SKILL!]]
* When Chubbs' angel appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding So Apollo Creed can do this for Happy Gilmore but DOES NOTHING when Rocky is about to fight Ivan Drago?!]]
* As Happy runs along the lakeside to celebrate:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins if he just slipped and fell in the water right here.
* When Shooter calls Mr. Larson "Frankenstein", Jeremy starts to correct him by saying that Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster before being strangled.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Shooter:''' Oh, you can count. Good for you!
-->'''[[Creator/RichardKiel Mr. Larson:]]''' [[Film/Moonraker Well, here's to us!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''The Hateful 8'']]
* The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and ''Mario'' music in the background.
--->'''John Ritter in ''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Heavy Metal'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' A shadow shall fall over the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Heavy Metal-arration.
* "Many, ''MANY'' seconds of spaceship porn which is distracting from the actual porn this movie is about to give us."
* During the iconic spaceship car scene of "Soft Landing":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Elon Musk.]]
* As the spaceship car descends to Earth:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sure, we all laugh but this is exactly Fast and Furi10s will end when Dom partners with an alien and they steal 3 tons of spice and cocaine from a Costa Rican druglord.
* When the astronaut is killed by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters F*ck you, movie! We just spent 15 minutes watching this motherf*cker fall to Earth and you kill him as soon as he gets home?!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' You have to feel sorry for Bob Barker. He can't escape that character he plays on The Price is Right.
* Followed with:
-->'''Bob Barker:''' I can't believe you're a professional golfer; you should be working at the snack bar!
-->'''Jeremy:''' The most famous scene from this movie is started by Bob Barker spitting out more truth than Tupac.
* Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny removes 5 sins for the fight scene between Happy and Bob Barker.]]
** He later removes a sin for the "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast" exchange.
* "Thinking that there's a world where you become a better putter by playing mini-golf."
* This:
-->'''Chubbs:''' You can't putt angry.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Guys, don't give Nicolas Cage movie ideas.
* When Chubbs dies:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. This movie is more obessed with killing characters [[SelfDeprecation than Jeremy Scott is when he writes new instalments of his Ables books.]]
* Jeremy eventually gets fed up with Happy's luck:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Happy Gilmore is a Luck Dragon in this thing. He DEFINITELY has no skill. Let's be doubly clear here: [[SuddenlyShouting HAPPY GILMORE HAS NO SKILL!]]
* When Chubbs' angel appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding So Apollo Creed can do this for Happy Gilmore but DOES NOTHING when Rocky is about to fight Ivan Drago?!]]
* As Happy runs along the lakeside to celebrate:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins if he just slipped and fell in the water right here.
* When Shooter calls Mr. Larson "Frankenstein", Jeremy starts to correct him by saying that Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster before being strangled.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Shooter:''' Oh, you can count. Good for you!
-->'''[[Creator/RichardKiel Mr. Larson:]]''' [[Film/Moonraker Well, here's to us!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''The Hateful 8'']]
* The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and ''Mario'' music in the background.
--->'''John Ritter in ''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Heavy Metal'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' A shadow shall fall over the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Heavy Metal-arration.
* "Many, ''MANY'' seconds of spaceship porn which is distracting from the actual porn this movie is about to give us."
* During the iconic spaceship car scene of "Soft Landing":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Elon Musk.]]
* As the spaceship car descends to Earth:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sure, we all laugh but this is exactly Fast and Furi10s will end when Dom partners with an alien and they steal 3 tons of spice and cocaine from a Costa Rican druglord.
* When the astronaut is killed by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters F*ck you, movie! We just spent 15 minutes watching this motherf*cker fall to Earth and you kill him as soon as he gets home?!]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy almost is tempted to
*
-->'''Bob Barker:''' I can't believe you're a professional golfer;
-->'''Prosecutor:''' How do you
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny removes 5 sins for the fight scene between Happy and Bob Barker.]]
** He later removes a sin for the "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast" exchange.
* "Thinking that there's a world where you become a better putter by playing mini-golf."
* This:
-->'''Chubbs:''' You can't putt angry.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Guys, don't give Nicolas Cage movie ideas.
* When Chubbs dies:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. This movie is more obessed with killing characters [[SelfDeprecation than Jeremy Scott is when he writes new instalments of his Ables books.]]
* Jeremy eventually gets fed up with Happy's luck:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Happy Gilmore is a Luck Dragon in this thing. He DEFINITELY has no skill. Let's be doubly clear here: [[SuddenlyShouting HAPPY GILMORE HAS NO SKILL!]]
* When Chubbs' angel appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding So Apollo Creed can do this for Happy Gilmore but DOES NOTHING when Rocky is about to fight Ivan Drago?!]]
* As Happy runs along the lakeside to celebrate:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Shooter calls Mr. Larson "Frankenstein", Jeremy starts to correct him by saying that Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster before being strangled.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Shooter:''' Oh, you can count. Good for you!
-->'''[[Creator/RichardKiel Mr. Larson:]]''' [[Film/Moonraker Well, here's to us!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''The Hateful 8'']]
* The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and ''Mario'' music in the background.
--->'''John Ritter in ''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Heavy Metal'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' A shadow shall fall over the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Heavy Metal-arration.
* "Many, ''MANY'' seconds of spaceship porn which is distracting from the actual porn
* During the iconic spaceship car scene of "Soft Landing":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Elon Musk.]]
* As the spaceship car descends to Earth:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sure, we all laugh but this is exactly Fast and Furi10s will end when Dom partners with an alien and they steal 3 tons of spice and cocaine from a Costa Rican druglord.
* When the astronaut is killed by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters F*ck you, movie! We just spent 15 minutes watching this motherf*cker fall to Earth and you kill him as soon as he gets home?!]]
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-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I am the sum of all evil!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Jeff Bezos!]]
* During the DerangedAnimation of the beginning of "Harry Cannon":
-->'''Jeremy:''' There was clearly an arguement between the director and animators on how much drugs they should take. The answer? ''ALL THE DRUGS.''
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Jeff Bezos!]]
* During the DerangedAnimation of the beginning of "Harry Cannon":
-->'''Jeremy:''' There was clearly an arguement between the director and animators on how much drugs they should take. The answer? ''ALL THE DRUGS.''
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* During
* When Hanover Fiste turns into a muscular monster:
-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' I'll kill him! '''KILL!'''
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy's comments on the rotoscoping of "B-12":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I believe this style of animation is called "we're running out of money because we spent all of our money on PBR and blow."
* Jeremy wonders what Loc-Nar has to do with "B-12", noting that it doesn't fall into his motives of greed from the other stories so far.
* During the beginning of "So Beautiful and So Dangerous":
-->'''Senator:''' My citizens are turning green!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahhahah! [[TakeThat Movie thinks a government official cares about his constituents!]]
* "The Loc-Nar is apparently pure evil, so how did this secretary get in ''in jewelery form?!''"
* As Edsel and Zeke snort their "Plutonian Nyborg":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Creating cocaine crossroads can cause cranium-crashing, cloudy concussions, causing coke-couples considerable calamity.]]
* At a cameo by the Starship Enterprise:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Star Trek writers fail to come up with a crossover between Star Trek and the
* During the sex scene between Gloria and
* The
-->'''Jeremy:''' The exterior tour of this space station, which is scored to Sammy Haggar's "Heavy Metal" has almost definitely prompted some film student son of a bitch to compare it to the Blue Danube sequence in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', and because of ''THAT'' dickwad, this gets a sinnin'.
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-->'''Harry Cannon:''' New York City. Big deal. Scum center of the Earth.
-->'''Jeremy:''' "The Animated Adventures of [[Film/TaxiDriver Travis Bickle]]: Heavy Metal Edition!"
* This:
-->'''Harry Cannon:''' I want to report a murder.
-->'''Police Officer:''' Yeah, what else is new?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat New Yorkers.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' "The Animated Adventures of [[Film/TaxiDriver Travis Bickle]]: Heavy Metal Edition!"
* This:
-->'''Harry Cannon:''' I want to report a murder.
-->'''Police Officer:''' Yeah, what else is new?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat New Yorkers.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When the Loc-Nar reveals his intentions:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I have chosen you...because your future is the one that could destroy me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why aren't you just killing her then?!]] [[SkewedPriorities Why are you telling her these stories? And are these stories appropriate to tell children of
*
-->'''Harry Cannon:''' I want to report a murder.
-->'''Police Officer:''' Yeah, what else is new?
-->'''Barbarian:''' DEATH TO ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE US!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat
* As the barbarians attack:
-->'''Elder:''' Bar the doors!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why didn't you do that in the first place?!]]
* When Taarna strips before beginning her combat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Good thing we have one final chance for a unnecessary nudity in this story of planetary genocide and a battle of good against evil.
* At a shot of the ruined planet:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie inspires the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones.
* Jeremy sins the out of place DEVO song player as Taarna enters the tavern.
* When Taarna kills the barbarian leader:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "I'm going to saw your neck off...then I'm going to punch you real good! The punching is what will kill you, by the way."
* As Loc-Nar self-destructs after finishing its story, realising that it caused a StableTimeLoop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So wait...Loc-Nar told a story about its future, it destroyed him ''AS HE WAS TELLING IT?!'' I though Loc-Nar was just telling his stories as a Greatest Hits album!
* When the girl turns into Taarna:
-->'''Narrator:''' And so, the spirit of Taarna is transferred across the universe to a new defender.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, that makes sense.
* The last sin:
-->'''Narrator:''' And a new Taarakian is born to defend the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Does this mean that Loc-Nar was in multiple places at once and it only killed itself after it told too many stories?! [[SpoofAesop That's the lesson, kids. Never tell stories.]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"]] as a man sinks into Loc-Nar ooze.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]
* At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing?
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]"
** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time with [[Film/AChristmasStory "I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man".]] dubbed over it.
* When Peter creeps on a girl in school:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]
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-->'''The Girl:''' Can I sleep with you?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw yeah, it's ''that'' kind of animated movie! Well, no one said I couldn't masterbate to this so my hands are tied...god damn. My hands ''are'' tied.
* When the gangster is melted by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlatantLies Movie saves time and money by showing an average, everyday occurance on the Brooklyn Bridge.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw yeah, it's ''that'' kind of animated movie! Well, no one said I couldn't masterbate to this so my hands are tied...god damn. My hands ''are'' tied.
* When the gangster is melted by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlatantLies Movie saves time and money by showing an average, everyday occurance on the Brooklyn Bridge.]]
to:
* Jeremy refers to
* When
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that the lack of explanation for everything "makes ''Series/TwinPeaks'' look like ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues."
* At a shot of the book, showing Satan surrounded with gold coins:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every time
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Police Officer:''' Where are you from?!
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in that voice.
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-->'''The Girl:''' I've made other plans. I'm taking it all!
-->'''Jeremy:''' It really says a lot about the agency of this character that they couldn't even give her a name.
* At the ending of the first story:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' You've had your first lesson, little one.
-->'''Jeremy:''' WHAT LESSON?! Sure, the Loc-Nar killed a couple of people and a bunch of gangsters wanted it but the real story was that the scientist's daughter sold it and was super greedy about keeping all the money. Now, maybe the Loc-Nar MADE her greedy like the One Ring but, I'm sorry, Mr. Loc-Nar, you '''failed''' at storytelling if that was the case.
* Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Have you tried having a conversation with a teenager for more than 5 seconds?!
* At the beginning of "Den":
-->'''Den:''' In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive Did it also say for you to pick up Loc-Nar with your bare hands?!]]
* When Den arrives on Neverwhere:
-->'''Den:''' I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? [[WTHCastingAgency John f*cking Candy, that's who!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' It really says a lot about the agency of this character that they couldn't even give her a name.
* At the ending of the first story:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' You've had your first lesson, little one.
-->'''Jeremy:''' WHAT LESSON?! Sure, the Loc-Nar killed a couple of people and a bunch of gangsters wanted it but the real story was that the scientist's daughter sold it and was super greedy about keeping all the money. Now, maybe the Loc-Nar MADE her greedy like the One Ring but, I'm sorry, Mr. Loc-Nar, you '''failed''' at storytelling if that was the case.
* Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Have you tried having a conversation with a teenager for more than 5 seconds?!
* At the beginning of "Den":
-->'''Den:''' In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive Did it also say for you to pick up Loc-Nar with your bare hands?!]]
* When Den arrives on Neverwhere:
-->'''Den:''' I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? [[WTHCastingAgency John f*cking Candy, that's who!]]
to:
-->'''Candy:''' I'm Candy.
-->'''TheGirl:''' I've made other plans. I'm taking it all!
Kurgan:''' Of course you are...
-->'''Jeremy:'''It really says a lot about [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to theagency of this character that they couldn't even give her a name.
* At the endingside of the first story:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' You've had your first lesson, little one.
shot while Connor f*cks his wife, it'll make him look like more of an asshole."]]
* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]
** Later:
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Jeremy:'''WHAT LESSON?! Sure, Well, you had your shot, movie. And you blew it.
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to theLoc-Nar killed a couple of people and a bunch of gangsters wanted it but the real story was that the scientist's daughter sold it and was super greedy about keeping all the money. Now, maybe the Loc-Nar MADE her greedy like the One Ring but, I'm sorry, Mr. Loc-Nar, you '''failed''' at storytelling if that was the case.
* Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories:
next:
-->'''Jeremy:'''Have you tried having a conversation with a teenager for more than 5 seconds?!
Juan narrowly avoids being chopped in half by an ancient technique called "film editing".
* Jeremy progressively gets angrier at the ridiculous fight scenes.
* Atthe beginning a shot of "Den":
-->'''Den:''' In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere.
a man [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat impaled on a sword]]:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TooDumbToLive Did it also say for Matunas survives this. Seriously!
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove youto pick up Loc-Nar with your bare hands?!]]
were immortal?! LET'S F*CK!"
*When Den arrives on Neverwhere:
-->'''Den:''' I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out!
At a shot of animated demons through the air:
-->'''Jeremy:'''Who should we get Highlander: Fantasia.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hitch'']]
* Jeremy gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James toplay show up just so it wouldn't be so boring.]]
* Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed thisAdonis of a man? [[WTHCastingAgency John f*cking Candy, that's who!]]thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
-->'''The
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to the
* At the ending
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' You've had your first lesson, little one.
* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]
** Later:
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the
* Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy progressively gets angrier at the ridiculous fight scenes.
* At
-->'''Den:''' In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove you
*
-->'''Den:''' I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out!
-->'''Jeremy:'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hitch'']]
* Jeremy gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James to
* Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
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-->'''Den:''' There was only one problem...
-->'''Norl:''' COME!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I mean, [[CrossesTheLineTwice he was about to...]]
* As Den is taken away:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I wanted to know what they did to Katherine, but none of these guys could speak English!
-->'''Jeremy:''' And yet, [[AliensSpeakingEnglish every character Den will encounter after this knows English.]]
-->'''Norl:''' COME!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I mean, [[CrossesTheLineTwice he was about to...]]
* As Den is taken away:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I wanted to know what they did to Katherine, but none of these guys could speak English!
-->'''Jeremy:''' And yet, [[AliensSpeakingEnglish every character Den will encounter after this knows English.]]
to:
-->'''Norl:''' COME!
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be the same.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
-->'''Jeremy:''' And yet, [[AliensSpeakingEnglish every character Den will encounter after this knows English.]]
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.
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-->'''The Queen:''' If you pleasure me...I may let you live.
-->'''Jeremy:''' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Was this written from a series of Penthouse letters by George R.R. Martin?!
* Jeremy almost is tempted to remove a sin for the awesome animation style of "Den"...but, because of its sophmoric tone, he adds a sin instead.
* During the beginning of "Captain Sterrn":
-->'''Prosecutor:''' How do you plead?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gee, I'd be on the edge of my seat if I knew who this character was.
-->'''Jeremy:''' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Was this written from a series of Penthouse letters by George R.R. Martin?!
* Jeremy almost is tempted to remove a sin for the awesome animation style of "Den"...but, because of its sophmoric tone, he adds a sin instead.
* During the beginning of "Captain Sterrn":
-->'''Prosecutor:''' How do you plead?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gee, I'd be on the edge of my seat if I knew who this character was.
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
* During the beginning of "Captain Sterrn":
-->'''Prosecutor:''' How do you plead?
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while on the
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of
-->'''Jeremy:''' I
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and this
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hocus Pocus'']]
* The video description gives Jeremy's opinion of the movie:
-->'''Video Description:''' This movie has somehow become a nostalgic beloved classic, and that sh*t is WRONG. This movie is TERRIBLE. This movie is sinny.
* When the witches suck out a child's soul:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheStoner These witches apparently mistook children for weed.]]
* This:
-->'''Thackery:''' You hag! There is not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's not-enough-childrenist!]]
* Jeremy's comments on Ice:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This guy is about as likeable as the actual ICE.]]
* At a group of masked costumegoers at a Halloween party, Jeremy declares that they're part of "an [[CrossesTheLineTwice Eyes Wide Shut orgy]]".
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-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' Well, uh...he's never done anything illegal...
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess Sterrn is that stupid but how the f*ck did he think Hanover's testimony would deliver him a Not Guilty verdict?! He's been accused of all the horrible crimes known to man but one character witness would absolve him?!
* When Hanover Fiste turns into a muscular monster:
-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' I'll kill him! '''KILL!'''
-->'''Jeremy:''' Apparently, no one has seen a man transform into a muscular monster before as there is no security to protect Captain Sternn from any of this.
* Jeremy's comments on the rotoscoping of "B-12":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I believe this style of animation is called "we're running out of money because we spent all of our money on PBR and blow."
* Jeremy wonders what Loc-Nar has to do with "B-12", noting that it doesn't fall into his motives of greed from the other stories so far.
* During the beginning of "So Beautiful and So Dangerous":
-->'''Senator:''' My citizens are turning green!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahhahah! [[TakeThat Movie thinks a government official cares about his constituents!]]
* "The Loc-Nar is apparently pure evil, so how did this secretary get in ''in jewelery form?!''"
* As Edsel and Zeke snort their "Plutonian Nyborg":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Creating cocaine crossroads can cause cranium-crashing, cloudy concussions, causing coke-couples considerable calamity.]]
* At a cameo by the Starship Enterprise:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Star Trek writers fail to come up with a crossover between Star Trek and the happy face spaceship from Heavy Metal.
* During the sex scene between Gloria and the robot, Jeremy notes wearily that "this is the 100th time we've had to blur the screen" before being distacted by the size of an enormous wrench.
* The SceneryPorn of the space station to the tune of "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Haggar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The exterior tour of this space station, which is scored to Sammy Haggar's "Heavy Metal" has almost definitely prompted some film student son of a bitch to compare it to the Blue Danube sequence in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', and because of ''THAT'' dickwad, this gets a sinnin'.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess Sterrn is that stupid but how the f*ck did he think Hanover's testimony would deliver him a Not Guilty verdict?! He's been accused of all the horrible crimes known to man but one character witness would absolve him?!
* When Hanover Fiste turns into a muscular monster:
-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' I'll kill him! '''KILL!'''
-->'''Jeremy:''' Apparently, no one has seen a man transform into a muscular monster before as there is no security to protect Captain Sternn from any of this.
* Jeremy's comments on the rotoscoping of "B-12":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I believe this style of animation is called "we're running out of money because we spent all of our money on PBR and blow."
* Jeremy wonders what Loc-Nar has to do with "B-12", noting that it doesn't fall into his motives of greed from the other stories so far.
* During the beginning of "So Beautiful and So Dangerous":
-->'''Senator:''' My citizens are turning green!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahhahah! [[TakeThat Movie thinks a government official cares about his constituents!]]
* "The Loc-Nar is apparently pure evil, so how did this secretary get in ''in jewelery form?!''"
* As Edsel and Zeke snort their "Plutonian Nyborg":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Creating cocaine crossroads can cause cranium-crashing, cloudy concussions, causing coke-couples considerable calamity.]]
* At a cameo by the Starship Enterprise:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Star Trek writers fail to come up with a crossover between Star Trek and the happy face spaceship from Heavy Metal.
* During the sex scene between Gloria and the robot, Jeremy notes wearily that "this is the 100th time we've had to blur the screen" before being distacted by the size of an enormous wrench.
* The SceneryPorn of the space station to the tune of "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Haggar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The exterior tour of this space station, which is scored to Sammy Haggar's "Heavy Metal" has almost definitely prompted some film student son of a bitch to compare it to the Blue Danube sequence in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', and because of ''THAT'' dickwad, this gets a sinnin'.
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' I'll kill him! '''KILL!'''
-->'''Mary:''' I smell...children.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Sarah:''' Tis as firm as stone!
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* The RunningGag of Jeremy being dumbfounded at all the nostalgia surrounding the movie.
* At a cameo appearance by Garry Marshall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think Garry Marshall is only DRESSED as Satan, but once you see Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Exit to Eden AND Raising Helen, you will know in your heart that this
* During the "I Put A Spell On You" sequence:
-->'''Winnie:''' Now dance! Dance until you die!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that was Steve Rubell's mandate for anyone that attended Studio 54 in the 70's.
* When the Sandersons come back from being burned:
-->'''Winnie:''' I want my book.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* When Max and Allison hold hands:
-->'''Jeremy:''' NOW he's not a virgin!
* This:
-->'''Dani:''' It doesn't matter how young or beautiful you are! You sold your soul!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]
* The final sin of
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahaha, they thought they were going to get a-]]
** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to an article saying Hocus Pocus is
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t!
* One of the outtakes show [[Film/RaidersoftheLostArk Indy and Marian tied up while the Sanderson sisters are being executed]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hook'']]
* In a scene where the kids are sent to bed before eight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it not even 8 O'clock yet? Why is a kid this age going to bed before the next episode of "Series/{{Dinosaurs}}" comes on?
* Jeremy attempts to say "Roll Credits" only to keep getting interupted by Toodles repeating Hook.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. Well, you get the idea.
* "Hook hookers".
* "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". This wasn't a sin. Jeremy just wanted to say "Slutty Scuba Mermaids".
* When Peter calls himself "Pan the Avenger".
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh Jesus, not another [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Avenger]]. We've already got way too many.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''House of the Dead'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Title Card''': BOLL KG PRODUCTION PRESENTS
-->'''Jeremy''': Jesus, I can feel my face getting [[SmallNameBigEgo boxed in right now]]. ''*ding*''
* An colorful invitation to "Gathering" is displayed on a post card.
-->'''Jeremy''': This either a rave or an invitation into a volcano cult. 50/50 chance, but like I said, these people really love acid.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The House with a Clock in its Walls'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Johnathan''': I look forward to meeting you.
-->'''Jeremy''': What is up with Jack Black's accent here? He's a warlock that lives in Michigan, not some gun-toting Buster Scruggs wannabe.
* Jeremy points out
* A sin is added for [[TakeThat Eli Roth's directorial credit]] without any explanation or even stopping the video.
* During Johnathan and Florence's conversation, Jeremy
** Later on, he sins them for [[BrickJoke "REALLY SEXY banter. Just f*ck already!"]]
* At a shot of the house:
-->'''Jeremy''': You could tell me that
*
-->'''Senator:''' My citizens are turning green!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahhahah! [[TakeThat Movie thinks
-->'''Jeremy''': AHH! [[ActorAllusion It's a
* "The Loc-Nar is apparently pure evil, so how did this secretary get in ''in jewelery form?!''"
* As Edsel and Zeke snort their "Plutonian Nyborg":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Creating cocaine crossroads can cause cranium-crashing, cloudy concussions, causing coke-couples considerable calamity.]]
* At a cameo by the Starship Enterprise:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Star Trek writers fail to come up with a crossover between Star Trek and the happy face spaceship from Heavy Metal.
* During the sex scene between Gloria and the robot, Jeremy notes wearily that "this is the 100th time we've had to blur the screen" before being distacted by the size of an enormous wrench.
* The SceneryPorn of the space station to the tune of "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Haggar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The exterior tour of this space station, which is scored to Sammy Haggar's "Heavy Metal" has almost definitely prompted some film student son of a bitch to compare it to the Blue Danube sequence in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', and because of ''THAT'' dickwad, this gets a sinnin'.
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-->'''Loc-Nar:''' My stories are almost over.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE THE JOHN CANDY ROBOT F*CKING THE PENTAGON SECRETARY AND THE TWO ALIENS SNORTING COCAINE HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?!]]
* When the Loc-Nar reveals his intentions:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I have chosen you...because your future is the one that could destroy me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why aren't you just killing her then?!]] [[SkewedPriorities Why are you telling her these stories? And are these stories appropriate to tell children of this age? Are you including all the bits about how the women are naked and have huge breasts and describing those sex scenes in detail?]]
* During "Taarna":
-->'''Barbarian:''' DEATH TO ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE US!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Snyder bros.]]
* As the barbarians attack:
-->'''Elder:''' Bar the doors!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why didn't you do that in the first place?!]]
* When Taarna strips before beginning her combat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Good thing we have one final chance for a unnecessary nudity in this story of planetary genocide and a battle of good against evil.
* At a shot of the ruined planet:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie inspires the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones.
* Jeremy sins the out of place DEVO song player as Taarna enters the tavern.
* When Taarna kills the barbarian leader:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "I'm going to saw your neck off...then I'm going to punch you real good! The punching is what will kill you, by the way."
* As Loc-Nar self-destructs after finishing its story, realising that it caused a StableTimeLoop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So wait...Loc-Nar told a story about its future, it destroyed him ''AS HE WAS TELLING IT?!'' I though Loc-Nar was just telling his stories as a Greatest Hits album!
* When the girl turns into Taarna:
-->'''Narrator:''' And so, the spirit of Taarna is transferred across the universe to a new defender.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, that makes sense.
* The last sin:
-->'''Narrator:''' And a new Taarakian is born to defend the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Does this mean that Loc-Nar was in multiple places at once and it only killed itself after it told too many stories?! [[SpoofAesop That's the lesson, kids. Never tell stories.]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"]] as a man sinks into Loc-Nar ooze.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]
* At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing?
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]"
** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time with [[Film/AChristmasStory "I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man".]] dubbed over it.
* When Peter creeps on a girl in school:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE THE JOHN CANDY ROBOT F*CKING THE PENTAGON SECRETARY AND THE TWO ALIENS SNORTING COCAINE HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?!]]
* When the Loc-Nar reveals his intentions:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I have chosen you...because your future is the one that could destroy me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why aren't you just killing her then?!]] [[SkewedPriorities Why are you telling her these stories? And are these stories appropriate to tell children of this age? Are you including all the bits about how the women are naked and have huge breasts and describing those sex scenes in detail?]]
* During "Taarna":
-->'''Barbarian:''' DEATH TO ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE US!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Snyder bros.]]
* As the barbarians attack:
-->'''Elder:''' Bar the doors!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why didn't you do that in the first place?!]]
* When Taarna strips before beginning her combat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Good thing we have one final chance for a unnecessary nudity in this story of planetary genocide and a battle of good against evil.
* At a shot of the ruined planet:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie inspires the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones.
* Jeremy sins the out of place DEVO song player as Taarna enters the tavern.
* When Taarna kills the barbarian leader:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "I'm going to saw your neck off...then I'm going to punch you real good! The punching is what will kill you, by the way."
* As Loc-Nar self-destructs after finishing its story, realising that it caused a StableTimeLoop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So wait...Loc-Nar told a story about its future, it destroyed him ''AS HE WAS TELLING IT?!'' I though Loc-Nar was just telling his stories as a Greatest Hits album!
* When the girl turns into Taarna:
-->'''Narrator:''' And so, the spirit of Taarna is transferred across the universe to a new defender.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, that makes sense.
* The last sin:
-->'''Narrator:''' And a new Taarakian is born to defend the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Does this mean that Loc-Nar was in multiple places at once and it only killed itself after it told too many stories?! [[SpoofAesop That's the lesson, kids. Never tell stories.]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"]] as a man sinks into Loc-Nar ooze.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]
* At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing?
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]"
** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time with [[Film/AChristmasStory "I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man".]] dubbed over it.
* When Peter creeps on a girl in school:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE THE JOHN CANDY ROBOT F*CKING THE PENTAGON SECRETARY AND THE TWO ALIENS SNORTING COCAINE HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?!]]
* When
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame The Disney/Pixar one where the
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I have chosen you...because your future is the one that could destroy me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why aren't you just killing her then?!]] [[SkewedPriorities Why are you telling her these stories? And are these stories appropriate to tell children of this age? Are you including all the bits about how the women are naked and have huge breasts and describing those sex scenes in detail?]]
* During "Taarna":
-->'''Barbarian:''' DEATH TO ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE US!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Snyder bros.]]
* As the barbarians attack:
-->'''Elder:''' Bar the doors!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why didn't you do that in the first place?!]]
* When Taarna strips before beginning her combat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Good thing we have one final chance for a unnecessary nudity in this story of planetary genocide and a battle of good against evil.
* At a shot of the ruined planet:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie inspires the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones.
* Jeremy sins the out of place DEVO song player as Taarna enters the tavern.
* When Taarna kills the barbarian leader:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "I'm going to saw your neck off...then I'm going to punch you real good! The punching is what will kill you, by the way."
* As Loc-Nar self-destructs after finishing its story, realising that it caused a StableTimeLoop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So wait...Loc-Nar told a story about its future, it destroyed him ''AS HE WAS TELLING IT?!'' I though Loc-Nar was just telling his stories as a Greatest Hits album!
* When the girl
-->'''Narrator:''' And so,
* Jeremy refers to a
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, that makes sense.
* The last sin:
-->'''Narrator:''' And a new Taarakian is born to defend
-->'''Jeremy:''' Does this mean that Loc-Nar was in multiple places at once and it only killed itself after it told too many stories?! [[SpoofAesop That's the lesson, kids. Never tell stories.]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"]] as a man sinks into Loc-Nar ooze.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]
* At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing?
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]"
** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time
* When Peter creeps on a girl in school:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlackComedy Why doesn't Peter simply try supergluing his sister's head back on? Isn't that what most kids do when they break something super valuable? Like in Risky Business?]]
* Jeremy refers to Annie pulling off the seance like "a well-trained Mrs. Cleo".
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that the lack of explanation for everything "makes ''Series/TwinPeaks'' look like ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues."
* At a shot of the book, showing Satan surrounded with gold coins:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aaaand of course, it's about money. This movie is Ocean's 11 with The Devil.
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every time someone begs "Please" in the movie but decided against because "we'd DIE."
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"
* Jeremy refers to Annie pulling off the seance like "a well-trained Mrs. Cleo".
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that the lack of explanation for everything "makes ''Series/TwinPeaks'' look like ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues."
* At a shot of the book, showing Satan surrounded with gold coins:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aaaand of course, it's about money. This movie is Ocean's 11 with The Devil.
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every time someone begs "Please" in the movie but decided against because "we'd DIE."
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"
to:
-->'''Lewis''': The house can't like anything! It's a house!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's houseist!]]
* Jeremy refers to
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims
*
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aaaand of course, it's
-->'''Johnathan''': This house was once owned by another warlock, Isaac Izzard and his wife Selena.
-->'''Jeremy''': What about
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every time someone begs "Please" in the movie but decided against because "we'd DIE."
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"
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-->'''Police Officer:''' Where are you from?!
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in that voice.
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in that voice.
to:
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Abracadabra Credits!]]
* Jeremy sins a toilet humor joke twice, one for the joke itself and another for the effects department having to work on that
** Jeremy later recalls that "there was 100% less jokes about sh*t in the book".
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-->'''Candy:''' I'm Candy.
-->'''The Kurgan:''' Of course you are...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to the side of the shot while Connor f*cks his wife, it'll make him look like more of an asshole."]]
* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]
** Later:
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, you had your shot, movie. And you blew it.
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the next:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Juan narrowly avoids being chopped in half by an ancient technique called "film editing".
* Jeremy progressively gets angrier at the ridiculous fight scenes.
* At a shot of a man [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat impaled on a sword]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Matunas survives this. Seriously!
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove you were immortal?! LET'S F*CK!"
* At a shot of animated demons through the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Highlander: Fantasia.
-->'''The Kurgan:''' Of course you are...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to the side of the shot while Connor f*cks his wife, it'll make him look like more of an asshole."]]
* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]
** Later:
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, you had your shot, movie. And you blew it.
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the next:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Juan narrowly avoids being chopped in half by an ancient technique called "film editing".
* Jeremy progressively gets angrier at the ridiculous fight scenes.
* At a shot of a man [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat impaled on a sword]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Matunas survives this. Seriously!
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove you were immortal?! LET'S F*CK!"
* At a shot of animated demons through the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Highlander: Fantasia.
to:
-->'''The Kurgan:''' Of course
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off
-->'''Jeremy''': File this one under "things you do not want to
* At a shot
-->'''Jeremy''': Windgardium Levi-NO-sa. Also, [[SpecialEffectsFailure I haven't seen wire work this f*cking obvious since Highlander.]]
* When Johnathan inspects a room with a stethoscope:
-->'''Jeremy''': Dude, it's not called "The House with a Clock in its Furniture".
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Tarby.]]"
** Later, Jeremy refers to Tarby as "Frank Underwood: Origins".
*** Later still:
-->'''Lewis''': I JUST WANTED TARBY AND I TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RuleofThree F*CKING TARBY!]]
* Jeremy
-->'''Jeremy''': Maybe [[Music/{{Motorhead}} Lemmy?]]
* This:
-->'''Florence''': Something is wrong. VERY wrong.
-->'''Jeremy''': Sorry, Cate, even though you and everyone else in the cast and crew said this to Eli Roth, [[TakeThat we still got this movie.]]
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, you had your shot, movie. And you blew it.
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the next:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Juan narrowly avoids being chopped in half by an ancient technique called "film editing".
* One of the
* At a shot of a man [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat impaled on a sword]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Matunas survives this. Seriously!
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove you were immortal?! LET'S F*CK!"
* At a shot of animated demons through
-->'''Johnathan''': Isaac!
-->'''Isaac''': [[Film/ChildrenoftheCorn Do not blaspheme, Malachi. You know not the
-->'''Jeremy:''' Highlander: Fantasia.
* Another outtake:
-->'''Lewis''': I'm going to need some Ovaltine.
-->'''Ralphie Parker''': [[Film/AChristmasStory Be...sure to...drink your Ovaltine. A crummy commercial?!]]
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[[folder: ''Hitch'']]
* Jeremy gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James to show up just so it wouldn't be so boring.]]
* Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Ben:''' You've got to listen to me, man!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This isn't acting. [[TakeThat This is what Michael Rapaport says to people on a daily basis.]]
* During a flashback sequence where Hitch meets his girlfriend and takes of his glasses for the first time:
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be the same.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION'' with her hotness?!
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.
* This:
-->'''Albert:''' I've had several...bad experiences in the past...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]] and I can't help but take it personally.
* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while on the phone:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of a newspaper:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]]
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and this movie.]]
* Jeremy gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James to show up just so it wouldn't be so boring.]]
* Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Ben:''' You've got to listen to me, man!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This isn't acting. [[TakeThat This is what Michael Rapaport says to people on a daily basis.]]
* During a flashback sequence where Hitch meets his girlfriend and takes of his glasses for the first time:
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be the same.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION'' with her hotness?!
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.
* This:
-->'''Albert:''' I've had several...bad experiences in the past...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]] and I can't help but take it personally.
* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while on the phone:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of a newspaper:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]]
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and this movie.]]
to:
[[folder: ''Hitch'']]
''How the Grinch Stole Christmas'']]
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic comes back [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E47 one more time]], to co-host this review in [[RhymesOnADime Seussian rhyme]].
* The Critic tells Jeremygets that rhyming is easy, but at the very end, he admits that it was not easy at all, and agrees never to do it again.
* At the beginning, when they learn that Creator/AnthonyHopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in ''Film/TheRite''.\\
'''Critic:''' Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]?
** This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care."
--->'''Jeremy:''' Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey.
* Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think are sotired long that they ask if anyone is in favor of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, skipping it. Cue a bunch of raised hands, followed by them saying, "Thank you!" and skipping it.
* Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much.
* As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...\\
'''Critic:''' "Hehe, dying tickles!"
* When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation...
-->'''Critic:''' How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground!
* In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene...
-->'''Critic:''' Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue!
* When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because heactually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James to show up just so it wouldn't be so boring.is green...
-->'''Critic:''' A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.]]
*Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to The only part in the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Ben:''' You've got to listen to me, man!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Thisentire review that isn't acting. [[TakeThat This said in rhyme is what Michael Rapaport says Jeremy's response to people on the Grinch's heart growing three sizes, which is a daily basis.]]
blunt...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
* Duringa flashback sequence where Hitch meets his girlfriend and takes of his glasses for the first time:
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never beGrinch's backstory, when he is shown as a child in school, the same.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION''Critic spoofs the ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies'' theme song: "Grinchy babies, they make nightmares come truuuuuuuue!"
** One clip in the post-review stinger replays the aforementioned scene, this time withher hotness?!
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having anthe actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.
''Muppet Babies'' theme playing.
*This:
-->'''Albert:''' I've had several...bad experiences inThis line:
-->'''The Grinch:''' They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!
-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
* The Critic's response to thepast...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]]Grinch "speaking in rhyme":
-->'''Critic:''' Tricky, we know, andI can't help you can see why, but take it personally.
at least we're attempting. You didn't even try.
*Jeremy is floored that As the movie is eventually Grinch goes down to Whoville in his rocket-powered sled...
-->'''Grinch:''' I'm going tomake Albert a ladies man, claiming throw up! [[LargeHam AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!]]\\
'''Critic:''' If that[[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the timemean ending this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while on the phone:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of a newspaper:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]]
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of themovie, Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and this movie.]]please try! ''*ding*''
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic comes back [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E47 one more time]], to co-host this review in [[RhymesOnADime Seussian rhyme]].
* The Critic tells Jeremy
* At the beginning, when they learn that Creator/AnthonyHopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in ''Film/TheRite''.\\
'''Critic:''' Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]?
** This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care."
--->'''Jeremy:''' Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey.
* Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think are so
* Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much.
* As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...\\
'''Critic:''' "Hehe, dying tickles!"
* When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation...
-->'''Critic:''' How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground!
* In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene...
-->'''Critic:''' Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue!
* When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because he
-->'''Critic:''' A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.]]
*
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Ben:''' You've got to listen to me, man!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
* During
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION''
** One clip in the post-review stinger replays the aforementioned scene, this time with
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an
*
-->'''Albert:''' I've had several...bad experiences in
-->'''The Grinch:''' They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!
-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
* The Critic's response to the
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]]
-->'''Critic:''' Tricky, we know, and
*
-->'''Grinch:''' I'm going to
'''Critic:''' If that
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time
* When Albert pratfalls while on the phone:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of a newspaper:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]]
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the
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[[folder: ''Hocus Pocus'']]
* The video description gives Jeremy's opinion of the movie:
-->'''Video Description:''' This movie has somehow become a nostalgic beloved classic, and that sh*t is WRONG. This movie is TERRIBLE. This movie is sinny.
* When the witches suck out a child's soul:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheStoner These witches apparently mistook children for weed.]]
* This:
-->'''Thackery:''' You hag! There is not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's not-enough-childrenist!]]
* Jeremy's comments on Ice:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This guy is about as likeable as the actual ICE.]]
* At a group of masked costumegoers at a Halloween party, Jeremy declares that they're part of "an [[CrossesTheLineTwice Eyes Wide Shut orgy]]".
* This bit:
-->'''Max:''' Come on, it's just a bunch of hocus pocus!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This is such an obvious Roll Credits moments that I'm convinced the screenwriters started from here.]]
* This:
-->'''Mary:''' I smell...children.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie unintentionally inspires a terrible Marylin Manson album.]]
* When the Sandersons come across a road:
-->'''Sarah:''' Tis as firm as stone!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This was the same amount of surprise that my college girlfriend registered the first time we slept with each other.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy being dumbfounded at all the nostalgia surrounding the movie.
* At a cameo appearance by Garry Marshall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think Garry Marshall is only DRESSED as Satan, but once you see Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Exit to Eden AND Raising Helen, you will know in your heart that this is no act.
* During the "I Put A Spell On You" sequence:
-->'''Winnie:''' Now dance! Dance until you die!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that was Steve Rubell's mandate for anyone that attended Studio 54 in the 70's.
* When the Sandersons come back from being burned:
-->'''Winnie:''' I want my book.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* When Max and Allison hold hands:
-->'''Jeremy:''' NOW he's not a virgin!
* This:
-->'''Dani:''' It doesn't matter how young or beautiful you are! You sold your soul!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]
* The final sin of the movie, when the spell book opens its eye:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahaha, they thought they were going to get a-]]
** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to an article saying Hocus Pocus is getting a sequel on Disney Plus]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t!
* One of the outtakes show [[Film/RaidersoftheLostArk Indy and Marian tied up while the Sanderson sisters are being executed]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hook'']]
* In a scene where the kids are sent to bed before eight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it not even 8 O'clock yet? Why is a kid this age going to bed before the next episode of "Series/{{Dinosaurs}}" comes on?
* Jeremy attempts to say "Roll Credits" only to keep getting interupted by Toodles repeating Hook.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. Well, you get the idea.
* "Hook hookers".
* "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". This wasn't a sin. Jeremy just wanted to say "Slutty Scuba Mermaids".
* When Peter calls himself "Pan the Avenger".
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh Jesus, not another [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Avenger]]. We've already got way too many.
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[[folder:''House of the Dead'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Title Card''': BOLL KG PRODUCTION PRESENTS
-->'''Jeremy''': Jesus, I can feel my face getting [[SmallNameBigEgo boxed in right now]]. ''*ding*''
* An colorful invitation to "Gathering" is displayed on a post card.
-->'''Jeremy''': This either a rave or an invitation into a volcano cult. 50/50 chance, but like I said, these people really love acid.
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[[folder:''The House with a Clock in its Walls'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Johnathan''': I look forward to meeting you.
-->'''Jeremy''': What is up with Jack Black's accent here? He's a warlock that lives in Michigan, not some gun-toting Buster Scruggs wannabe.
* Jeremy points out a subtle reference to Back to the Future with a movie marquee showing "Spaceman from Pluto" before sinning it because "it just makes me want to watch Back to the Future instead."
* A sin is added for [[TakeThat Eli Roth's directorial credit]] without any explanation or even stopping the video.
* During Johnathan and Florence's conversation, Jeremy adds a sin for "banter." When their conversation leads to them insulting each other, Jeremy sins it for [[CrossesTheLineTwice "SEXY banter."]]
** Later on, he sins them for [[BrickJoke "REALLY SEXY banter. Just f*ck already!"]]
* At a shot of the house:
-->'''Jeremy''': You could tell me that this shot is from this movie, Goosebumps or Miss Peregrine's Hogwarts for Gifted Youngsters and I would literally not be able to tell them apart. This sh*t really does roll all together, doesn't it?
* When Selena shows up:
-->'''Jeremy''': AHH! [[ActorAllusion It's a sudden Lily J. Potter!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lewis''': Brave, brave, brave...
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film?]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!]]
* Jeremy refers to a scene of hanging portrait characters as being too PG: "and not the 80's PG, when you could get away with some serious sh*t."
* This bit:
-->'''Johnathan''': The house likes you.
-->'''Lewis''': The house can't like anything! It's a house!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's houseist!]]
* Jeremy refers to the titular house as "if Pee-Wee's Playhouse f*cked The Haunted Mansion" and isn't sure if that should count as a sin.
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': This house was once owned by another warlock, Isaac Izzard and his wife Selena.
-->'''Jeremy''': What about his son, Eddie?
* This bit:
-->'''Johnathan''': He passed away and left a magical clock in the walls.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Abracadabra Credits!]]
* Jeremy sins a toilet humor joke twice, one for the joke itself and another for the effects department having to work on that joke.
** Jeremy later recalls that "there was 100% less jokes about sh*t in the book".
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': Let me show you what a little bit of WEIRD can do...
-->'''Jeremy''': File this one under "things you do not want to hear from your uncle who you still barely know."
* At a shot of Johnathan suspended in the air:
-->'''Jeremy''': Windgardium Levi-NO-sa. Also, [[SpecialEffectsFailure I haven't seen wire work this f*cking obvious since Highlander.]]
* When Johnathan inspects a room with a stethoscope:
-->'''Jeremy''': Dude, it's not called "The House with a Clock in its Furniture".
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Tarby.]]"
** Later, Jeremy refers to Tarby as "Frank Underwood: Origins".
*** Later still:
-->'''Lewis''': I JUST WANTED TARBY AND I TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RuleofThree F*CKING TARBY!]]
* Jeremy almost removes a sin for a badass gravestone before wondering who would order something like that:
-->'''Jeremy''': Maybe [[Music/{{Motorhead}} Lemmy?]]
* This:
-->'''Florence''': Something is wrong. VERY wrong.
-->'''Jeremy''': Sorry, Cate, even though you and everyone else in the cast and crew said this to Eli Roth, [[TakeThat we still got this movie.]]
* Jeremy points out that a transforming effect [[SpecialEffectsFailure "somehow looks worse than Men In Black, a movie made more than 20 years ago!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Johnathan''': Isaac!
-->'''Isaac''': [[Film/ChildrenoftheCorn Do not blaspheme, Malachi. You know not the laws. He speaks only to me.]]
* Another outtake:
-->'''Lewis''': I'm going to need some Ovaltine.
-->'''Ralphie Parker''': [[Film/AChristmasStory Be...sure to...drink your Ovaltine. A crummy commercial?!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''How the Grinch Stole Christmas'']]
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic comes back [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E47 one more time]], to co-host this review in [[RhymesOnADime Seussian rhyme]].
* The Critic tells Jeremy that rhyming is easy, but at the very end, he admits that it was not easy at all, and agrees never to do it again.
* At the beginning, when they learn that Creator/AnthonyHopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in ''Film/TheRite''.\\
'''Critic:''' Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]?
** This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care."
--->'''Jeremy:''' Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey.
* Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think are so long that they ask if anyone is in favor of skipping it. Cue a bunch of raised hands, followed by them saying, "Thank you!" and skipping it.
* Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much.
* As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...\\
'''Critic:''' "Hehe, dying tickles!"
* When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation...
-->'''Critic:''' How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground!
* In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene...
-->'''Critic:''' Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue!
* When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because he is green...
-->'''Critic:''' A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.]]
* The only part in the entire review that isn't said in rhyme is Jeremy's response to the Grinch's heart growing three sizes, which is a blunt...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
* During the Grinch's backstory, when he is shown as a child in school, the Critic spoofs the ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies'' theme song: "Grinchy babies, they make nightmares come truuuuuuuue!"
** One clip in the post-review stinger replays the aforementioned scene, this time with the actual ''Muppet Babies'' theme playing.
* This line:
-->'''The Grinch:''' They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!
-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
* The Critic's response to the Grinch "speaking in rhyme":
-->'''Critic:''' Tricky, we know, and you can see why, but at least we're attempting. You didn't even try.
* As the Grinch goes down to Whoville in his rocket-powered sled...
-->'''Grinch:''' I'm going to throw up! [[LargeHam AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!]]\\
'''Critic:''' If that would mean ending this movie, please try! ''*ding*''
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* Jeremy refusing to call Bill Murray's character anything but [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Dr. Peter Venkman]].
* When Slimer shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Worthless Slimer cameo is worthless. I can't believe they managed to get him off of his ranch in Montana to film this scene.
* One of the stingers at the end of the video syncs up a living [[Film/{{Mannequin}} mannequin]] chasing Patty with "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now".
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[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (1995)]]
* The SceneryCensor for every bit of nudity is Batou's head.
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[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (2017)]]
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the scenery:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's like this movie put Film/BladeRunner, Film/TheFifthElement, and Film/AttackOfTheClones in a blender, added Pop Rocks and Diet Coke, smashed it with a baseball bat, then fucked it.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists.]]
* At a shot of the Millenium building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, cool, Mikael works at that [[NamestheSame short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!]]
* Jeremy refusing to call Bill Murray's character anything but [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Dr. Peter Venkman]].
* When Slimer shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Worthless Slimer cameo is worthless. I can't believe they managed to get him off of his ranch in Montana to film this scene.
* One of the stingers at the end of the video syncs up a living [[Film/{{Mannequin}} mannequin]] chasing Patty with "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (1995)]]
* The SceneryCensor for every bit of nudity is Batou's head.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (2017)]]
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the scenery:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's like this movie put Film/BladeRunner, Film/TheFifthElement, and Film/AttackOfTheClones in a blender, added Pop Rocks and Diet Coke, smashed it with a baseball bat, then fucked it.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists.]]
* At a shot of the Millenium building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, cool, Mikael works at that [[NamestheSame short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!]]
to:
[[folder:''Ghostbusters'' (2016)]]
(1984)]]
*Jeremy refusing to call Bill Murray's character anything but [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Dr. Peter Venkman]].
* When Slimer shows up:
The first sin of the movie, at a shot of people in the library:
-->'''Jeremy:'''Worthless Slimer cameo is worthless. I can't believe they managed to get him off of his ranch in Montana to film this scene.
* One of the stingers at the end of the video syncs up a living [[Film/{{Mannequin}} mannequin]] chasing Patty with "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (1995)]]
* The SceneryCensor for every bit of nudity is Batou's head.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (2017)]]
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.[[RunningGag Reading.]]
*Jeremy's comments on When the scenery:
library cards fly out:
-->'''Jeremy:'''It's like this movie put Film/BladeRunner, Film/TheFifthElement, and Film/AttackOfTheClones in a blender, added Pop Rocks and Diet Coke, smashed it with a baseball bat, then fucked it.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Dastardly disorganisation of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists.Dewey Decimal drawers devistates discovery of Dianetics.]]
* Ata shot of the Millenium building:
ESP test:
-->'''Student:''' A couple of wavy lines.
-->'''Venkman:''' I'm sorry, this isn't your lucky day.
-->'''Jeremy:'''Oh, cool, Mikael works at that [[NamestheSame short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!]]Is this scene here to a) an actual experiment to see if negative reenforcement would activate this kid's ESP, b) establish Peter as a dick, c) establish Peter as a HORNY dick, d) [[RunningGag a spicy Albanian cola drink]] or e) all of the above?
*
* When Slimer shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* One of the stingers at the end of the video syncs up a living [[Film/{{Mannequin}} mannequin]] chasing Patty with "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (1995)]]
* The SceneryCensor for every bit of nudity is Batou's head.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (2017)]]
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.
*
-->'''Jeremy:'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists.
* At
-->'''Student:''' A couple of wavy lines.
-->'''Venkman:''' I'm sorry, this isn't your lucky day.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
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-->'''Henrik:''' And what do you know about me?
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins from this movie is Mikael asked him if Kevin Spacey previously played him.
* "Fjordshadowing".
** Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition".
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins from this movie is Mikael asked him if Kevin Spacey previously played him.
* "Fjordshadowing".
** Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition".
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* At the
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FelonyMisdemeanor Jaywalking.]] Here I thought we were supposed to like Dana but she's clearly a serial criminal.
* When the ECTO-1 leaves the firehouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Obviously sped up footage is
*
** Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition".
-->'''Hotel guest:''' What are you, some kind of Cosmonaut?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's Russist.]]
* When the trio shoot at the maid's cart:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I see the Ghostbusters and the NYPD have something in common.]]
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-->'''Mikael:''' I'm losing track of everything here!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mikael speaks for the audience and the movie immediately raises two giant middle fingers in response.
* "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
* When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]].
* This:
-->'''Martin:''' Funny. I never had a man in here [[note]]Referring to his torture chamber[[/note]] before.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mikael speaks for the audience and the movie immediately raises two giant middle fingers in response.
* "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
* When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]].
* This:
-->'''Martin:''' Funny. I never had a man in here [[note]]Referring to his torture chamber[[/note]] before.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* This bit:
-->'''Venkman:''' I'm a little fuzzy on the
* "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
* When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]].
* This:
-->'''Martin:''' Funny. I never had a man in here [[note]]Referring to his torture chamber[[/note]] before.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Zull breaks out of his statue:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think this is a supernatural occurance but it's really just a statement on NYC's air pollution and what is does to their beloved statues.
* After Dana is dragged off by Zull:
-->'''Jeremy:''' There has to be easier ways to possess people than this.
* Jeremy removes a sin for an unexpected moment: [[MundaneMadeAwesome Louis Tully's rant about his clients, due to Rick Moranis ad-libbing it.]]
* When Louis attempts to hide in Central Park:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive Yes, run and hide from danger in 1980's Central Park at night. Definitely the best place to avoid immediate danger.]]
* Yes, Jeremy sins Venkman for having Thorazine with him on a date.
* When Slimer eats out of a hot dog cart:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This might look gross but it doesn't seem to violate any health code violations.
* "Yes, it is true, your honor, this man has no dick" gets a five-sin removal.
* Jeremy begrudingly sins "Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria" but does so under distress.
* When Louis and Dana wake up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie does not contain a hardcore sex scene between Sigorney Weaver and Rick Moranis.
* As Walter Peck gets covered in marshmellow goo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The f*ck was this asshole doing here anyway?
* The sentencing: [[CrossesTheLineTwice Premature Bustin']]
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[[folder: ''Gnomeo and Juliet'']]
* At the beginning, we get this:
-->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about to see has been already been told. A lot.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gnarration.
* Followed up by:
-->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created to convey character combat conviently.]]
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that the movie has ''16'' credited writers.
* After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Man, I delicate hope delicate all this delicate repetition delicate doesn't delicate have any delicate impact delicate on my delicate writing delicate from this delicate point delicate on. Delicate.]]
* At the appearance of an obnoxious lawn flamingo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]]
* At the beginning, we get this:
-->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about to see has been already been told. A lot.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gnarration.
* Followed up by:
-->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created to convey character combat conviently.]]
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that the movie has ''16'' credited writers.
* After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Man, I delicate hope delicate all this delicate repetition delicate doesn't delicate have any delicate impact delicate on my delicate writing delicate from this delicate point delicate on. Delicate.]]
* At the appearance of an obnoxious lawn flamingo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]]
to:
*
-->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about
* When Slimer shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Followed up by:
-->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that the movie has ''16'' credited writers.
* After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Man, I delicate hope delicate all
*
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]]
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[[folder:''The Golden Compass'']]
* At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]]
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
* This bit:
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in the upcoming wars.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]]
* At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]]
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
* This bit:
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in the upcoming wars.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]]
to:
* At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments
* The SceneryCensor for
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
* This bit:
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in the upcoming wars.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]]
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[[folder:''Gone in 60 Seconds'']]
* Jeremy cracks up at the [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor photoshopping of Nicolas Cage into a picture.]]
* The comments on the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The only thing worse then having to sit through this indeterminable credits is that its backed by [[TakeThat a Moby song.]]
* This:
-->'''Atlee:''' It's like a little boy's nursery room in here.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Description of the writer's room becomes a line of dialogue.
* "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video."
* Jeremy cracks up at the [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor photoshopping of Nicolas Cage into a picture.]]
* The comments on the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The only thing worse then having to sit through this indeterminable credits is that its backed by [[TakeThat a Moby song.]]
* This:
-->'''Atlee:''' It's like a little boy's nursery room in here.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Description of the writer's room becomes a line of dialogue.
* "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video."
to:
* Jeremy cracks up at
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.]]
*
-->'''Jeremy:'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat
*
-->'''Atlee:''' It's like
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video."
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-->'''Atlee:''' [[NamesTheSame Something wrong, Tumbler?]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'll say. [[TakeThat There's no porn anymore!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'll say. [[TakeThat There's no porn anymore!]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* "Fjordshadowing".
** Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition".
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-->'''Kip:''' 13 down, 7 to go.
-->'''Jeremy:''' HEY KIDS! COUNTING IS ''FUN!''
* Jeremy sins the concept of Go-Karts.
* At one point, Jeremy is stunned by the dialogue and repeats it before adding a sin:
-->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
* Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]]
* This:
-->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math.
* This bit:
-->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own.
-->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".]]
* At the appearance of Otto:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag I see you dragged Robert Duvall into this sh*t.]]
* When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]]
* At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the movie's similarities with The Godfather. He ends his speech by noting that [[ShaggyDogStory the two movies have nothing in common but Jeremy's going to rewatch the trilogy immediately after he's done with Gone in 60 Seconds.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' HEY KIDS! COUNTING IS ''FUN!''
* Jeremy sins the concept of Go-Karts.
* At one point, Jeremy is stunned by the dialogue and repeats it before adding a sin:
-->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
* Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]]
* This:
-->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math.
* This bit:
-->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own.
-->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".]]
* At the appearance of Otto:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag I see you dragged Robert Duvall into this sh*t.]]
* When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]]
* At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the movie's similarities with The Godfather. He ends his speech by noting that [[ShaggyDogStory the two movies have nothing in common but Jeremy's going to rewatch the trilogy immediately after he's done with Gone in 60 Seconds.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy sins
* At one point, Jeremy is stunned by
-->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
* Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]]
* This:
-->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math.
* This bit:
-->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own.
-->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".]]
* At the appearance of Otto:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag I see you dragged Robert Duvall into this sh*t.]]
* When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]]
* At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the movie's similarities with The Godfather. He ends his speech by noting that [[ShaggyDogStory the two movies have nothing in common but Jeremy's going to rewatch the trilogy
* "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
* When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]].
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-->'''Memphis:''' I am a bad man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat You mean "actor".]]
* Jeremy is shocked that, after spending a lot of runtime on exposition, the actual car stealing is done in a quick montage.
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]]
* Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!!
* "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a [[TakeThat Taken movie.]]"
* At a shot of Memphis driving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]]
* This:
-->'''Roland:''' I'm a police officer: if you kill me, your life is over.
-->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, you can't argue with logic like that.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectsFailure Calitiri's death]] and shows Dick Jones' death from ''Film/RoboCop1987'' side by side to show how fake it looks.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat You mean "actor".]]
* Jeremy is shocked that, after spending a lot of runtime on exposition, the actual car stealing is done in a quick montage.
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]]
* Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!!
* "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a [[TakeThat Taken movie.]]"
* At a shot of Memphis driving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]]
* This:
-->'''Roland:''' I'm a police officer: if you kill me, your life is over.
-->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, you can't argue with logic like that.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectsFailure Calitiri's death]] and shows Dick Jones' death from ''Film/RoboCop1987'' side by side to show how fake it looks.
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy is shocked that, after spending a lot of runtime on exposition, the actual car stealing is done in a quick montage.
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]]
* Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!!
* "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a [[TakeThat Taken movie.]]"
* At a shot of Memphis driving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]]
* This:
-->'''Roland:''' I'm a police officer: if you kill me, your life is over.
-->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, you can't argue with logic like that.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectsFailure Calitiri's death]] and shows Dick Jones' death from ''Film/RoboCop1987'' side by side to show how fake it looks.
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[[folder:''The Great Wall'']]
* At the beginning of the movie, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie should have given my 7th grade paper entitled "The Great Wall of China: The Mystery, the Majesty and the Legend" a partial writing credit. Maybe IT will ALSO get a [[TakeThat C minus from my social studies teacher.]]
* At the beginning of the movie, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie should have given my 7th grade paper entitled "The Great Wall of China: The Mystery, the Majesty and the Legend" a partial writing credit. Maybe IT will ALSO get a [[TakeThat C minus from my social studies teacher.]]
to:
* At the
-->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about to see has been already been told. A lot.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gnarration.
* Followed up by:
-->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created to convey character combat conviently.]]
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that the movie has ''16'' credited writers.
* After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us this:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* At the appearance of an obnoxious lawn flamingo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]]
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[[folder:''The Greatest Showman'']]
* "19th century dabbing."
* Right at the beginning, we get:
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard...
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?
* "19th century dabbing."
* Right at the beginning, we get:
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard...
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?
to:
[[folder:''The Greatest Showman'']]
Golden Compass'']]
*"19th century dabbing.At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]]
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
*Right at This bit:
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in thebeginning, we get:
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
upcoming wars.
-->'''Jeremy:'''Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard...
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]]
*
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]]
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
*
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in the
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?
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[[folder: ''Hancock'']]
* At the very beginning, a young Atticus Shaffer makes a cameo.
--> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]''
* In honor of a random extra [[RunningGag being excellent at CinemaSins]], Jeremy proceeds to list several alternative ways Hancock could have stopped a train accident and counts them as sins.
* "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=] in 2008."
* Some SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counterproductive.\\
'''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ.
* Jeremy throws up after a shot rotates too many times in a row.
* At the very beginning, a young Atticus Shaffer makes a cameo.
--> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]''
* In honor of a random extra [[RunningGag being excellent at CinemaSins]], Jeremy proceeds to list several alternative ways Hancock could have stopped a train accident and counts them as sins.
* "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=] in 2008."
* Some SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counterproductive.\\
'''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ.
* Jeremy throws up after a shot rotates too many times in a row.
to:
* At the very beginning, a young Atticus Shaffer makes a cameo.
--> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]''
* In honor of a random extra [[RunningGag being excellent at CinemaSins]], Jeremy proceeds to list several alternative ways Hancock could have stopped a train accident and counts them as sins.
* "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=]
* Some SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counterproductive.\\
'''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ.
* Jeremy
* The comments on the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The only thing worse then having to sit through this indeterminable credits is that its backed by [[TakeThat a
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-->'''Mary:''' It's hard to explain!\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started that storyline 20 minutes ago.]]
** At one point, Jeremy refers to Mary as "Mary Mary Quite Expositionary".
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''The Happening'']]
* The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]]
* Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie.
* At a shot of bypassers standing perfectly still:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat In 2008, those Improv Everywhere assholes went WAY too far.]]
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started that storyline 20 minutes ago.]]
** At one point, Jeremy refers to Mary as "Mary Mary Quite Expositionary".
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''The Happening'']]
* The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]]
* Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie.
* At a shot of bypassers standing perfectly still:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat In 2008, those Improv Everywhere assholes went WAY too far.]]
to:
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started that storyline 20 minutes ago.]]
** At one point, Jeremy refers to Mary as "Mary Mary Quite Expositionary".
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''The Happening'']]
* The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]]
* Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie.
* At
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video."
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-->'''Title Card:''' Three Blocks from Central Park, New York City
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode I can't wait when they get to Nebraska and they tell us its 25, 928 blocks away from Central Park, New York City.]]
* Jeremy refers to Elliott as Mark Wahlberg (and later [[Film/TheDeparted Dignam]]) numerous times throughout the entire video.
* Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance:
-->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know that the sun is going supernova in the future? Maybe its time we start evacuating the Earth because we're not going to make it when that happens, you know.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode I can't wait when they get to Nebraska and they tell us its 25, 928 blocks away from Central Park, New York City.]]
* Jeremy refers to Elliott as Mark Wahlberg (and later [[Film/TheDeparted Dignam]]) numerous times throughout the entire video.
* Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance:
-->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know that the sun is going supernova in the future? Maybe its time we start evacuating the Earth because we're not going to make it when that happens, you know.
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy refers to Elliott as Mark Wahlberg (and later [[Film/TheDeparted Dignam]]) numerous times throughout the entire video.
* Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance:
-->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know that the sun is going supernova in the future? Maybe its time we start evacuating the Earth because we're not going to make it when that happens, you know.
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-->'''Elliott:''' Scary, huh?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is the question that M. Night asked the entire crew during every filming day.]]
* Jeremy removes a sin for [[RefugeinAudacity a legitimately puzzled reaction from an extra during Dignam's lecture]].
* During the lecture:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is a sequel to Dead Poets Society that went terribly, TERRIBLY wrong.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is the question that M. Night asked the entire crew during every filming day.]]
* Jeremy removes a sin for [[RefugeinAudacity a legitimately puzzled reaction from an extra during Dignam's lecture]].
* During the lecture:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is a sequel to Dead Poets Society that went terribly, TERRIBLY wrong.
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy sins the concept of Go-Karts.
* At one point, Jeremy is stunned by the dialogue and repeats it before adding a sin:
-->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
* Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]]
* This:
-->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math.
* This
-->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own.
-->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".]]
*
* During
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag I see you dragged Robert Duvall into this sh*t.]]
* When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]]
* This
-->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]]
* At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the movie's similarities with The Godfather. He ends his speech by noting that
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-->'''Julian:''' The probability of something happening in Philadelphia is very low.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Especially an NBA championship.]]
* "Everyone knew how to use cell phones by the late 2000s; except for [[TakeThat Tiger Woods.]]"
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Especially an NBA championship.]]
* "Everyone knew how to use cell phones by the late 2000s; except for [[TakeThat Tiger Woods.]]"
to:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat
*
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]]
* Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!!
* "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a [[TakeThat
* At a shot of Memphis driving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]]
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-->'''Newscaster:''' The epidemic appears to affect only the Northeast...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Which, as we all know, is the only area in America with trees and plants.
* At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Subtle.]]
* This:
-->'''Julian:''' Look at me! Just look at me!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why risk her looking at your face when she could have seen [[TakeThat The Pest or Spawn or Spun or The Fan or...]]
* When Brian O'Halloran's character dies in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion And to think-]] [[Film/{{Clerks}} he wasn't even supposed to be here today!]]
* This:
-->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This line is the greatest setup to a [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative "chase against the weather" sequence since The Day After Tomorrow.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was asking myself the same thing as I walked out of the theatre at this very moment back in 2008.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation iconic]] scene:
-->'''Elliott:''' What? No!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW!
* Jeremy refers to the movie's title as "a giant version of the [[RunningGag Pronoun Game.]]"
* Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]] at the nonsensical ending.
* The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which shows ''every'' moment of Dignam being useless or a hinderance throughout the movie, including the [[BrickJoke "What?! No!" scene.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Which, as we all know, is the only area in America with trees and plants.
* At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Subtle.]]
* This:
-->'''Julian:''' Look at me! Just look at me!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why risk her looking at your face when she could have seen [[TakeThat The Pest or Spawn or Spun or The Fan or...]]
* When Brian O'Halloran's character dies in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion And to think-]] [[Film/{{Clerks}} he wasn't even supposed to be here today!]]
* This:
-->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This line is the greatest setup to a [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative "chase against the weather" sequence since The Day After Tomorrow.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was asking myself the same thing as I walked out of the theatre at this very moment back in 2008.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation iconic]] scene:
-->'''Elliott:''' What? No!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW!
* Jeremy refers to the movie's title as "a giant version of the [[RunningGag Pronoun Game.]]"
* Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]] at the nonsensical ending.
* The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which shows ''every'' moment of Dignam being useless or a hinderance throughout the movie, including the [[BrickJoke "What?! No!" scene.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Which, as we all know,
* At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air:
-->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode
-->'''Julian:''' Look at me! Just look at me!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why risk her looking at your face when she could have seen [[TakeThat The Pest or Spawn or Spun or The Fan or...]]
* When Brian O'Halloran's character dies in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion And to think-]] [[Film/{{Clerks}} he wasn't even supposed to be here today!]]
* This:
-->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This line is the greatest setup to a [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative "chase against the weather" sequence since The Day After Tomorrow.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was asking myself the same thing as I walked out of the theatre at this very moment back in 2008.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation iconic]] scene:
-->'''Elliott:''' What? No!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW!
* Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]]
* The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which
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[[folder: ''Happy Death Day'']]
* [[{{Irony}} Tree is a dick to Global Warming.]]
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no way the killer can just break through the big areas below the wood and get in that way.]]
* As Tree walks out in the university courtyard naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier in the outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background.
* [[{{Irony}} Tree is a dick to Global Warming.]]
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no way the killer can just break through the big areas below the wood and get in that way.]]
* As Tree walks out in the university courtyard naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier in the outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background.
to:
*
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window,
* As Tree walks out in the university courtyard naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier in the outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background.
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[[folder: ''Happy Gilmore'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Happy:''' My name is Happy Gilmore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, [[RunningGag narration '''AND''' roll credits?! That's an incredible feat!]]
* When Happy sticks a construction barrier on his crotch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Adam Sandler's entire career summed up.]]
* Jeremy notes that Happy has penants for over 6 hockey teams, noting that [[RunningGag "This is an orgy of evidence]] that a die-hard hockey fan can't pick a single team!"
* The first sin:
-->'''Happy:''' My name is Happy Gilmore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, [[RunningGag narration '''AND''' roll credits?! That's an incredible feat!]]
* When Happy sticks a construction barrier on his crotch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Adam Sandler's entire career summed up.]]
* Jeremy notes that Happy has penants for over 6 hockey teams, noting that [[RunningGag "This is an orgy of evidence]] that a die-hard hockey fan can't pick a single team!"
to:
* "19th century dabbing."
* Right at the beginning, we get:
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The
-->'''Happy:''' My name is Happy Gilmore.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hancock'']]
*
--> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]''
* In honor of a random extra [[RunningGag
* "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=] in 2008."
* Some SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be an
'''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ.
* Jeremy throws up after a
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-->'''Happy:''' I'm going to get that 270 grand and we're going to get your house back. That's a promise!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Unkeepable promises!]] This is before he lucks himself into a golf career. He is blatantly lying to Grandma here, hoping to win the f*cking lottery, which he kinda does. The moral I guess is "lie to your grandma".
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Unkeepable promises!]] This is before he lucks himself into a golf career. He is blatantly lying to Grandma here, hoping to win the f*cking lottery, which he kinda does. The moral I guess is "lie to your grandma".
to:
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started that
** At one point, Jeremy refers to
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''The Happening'']]
* The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]]
* Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie.
* At a
-->'''Jeremy:'''
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-->'''Hal:''' You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the f*ck up!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie is a documentary of elder-care facilities.]]
* Jeremy, an avid golf fan, adds ''30'' sins to Happy's "head-start" golf drive.
** Later on, he notes that [[InsultToRocks "this movie respects golf less than The Mighty Ducks respected hockey!]]"
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie is a documentary of elder-care facilities.]]
* Jeremy, an avid golf fan, adds ''30'' sins to Happy's "head-start" golf drive.
** Later on, he notes that [[InsultToRocks "this movie respects golf less than The Mighty Ducks respected hockey!]]"
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
** Later on, he notes
* Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance:
-->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know that
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-->'''Chubbs:''' You win the open tomorrow, you're automatically on the pro tour.
-->'''Jeremy:''' That is not how municipal tournaments work but hahahahahahaha, OK.
* Jeremy sins the product placement of Shooter McGavin ordering a Pepsi, then sins the movie for [[TakeThat having Pepsi in it.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Chubbs:''' TIME!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Time? TIME?! Who calls "time" in GOLF?! This is more infuriating than when Matt Damon calls "Time" in Rounders.
* When Chubbs teachs Happy about golfing:
-->'''Chubbs:''' It's all in the hips...
-->'''Happy:''' This scene with Carl Weathers is weird but it's not as bad as the beach scene from Rocky III.
* As Happy tries to putt:
-->'''Happy:''' Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Happy repeats the words of motivation I use for when I try not to orgasum too early.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' That is not how municipal tournaments work but hahahahahahaha, OK.
* Jeremy sins the product placement of Shooter McGavin ordering a Pepsi, then sins the movie for [[TakeThat having Pepsi in it.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Chubbs:''' TIME!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Time? TIME?! Who calls "time" in GOLF?! This is more infuriating than when Matt Damon calls "Time" in Rounders.
* When Chubbs teachs Happy about golfing:
-->'''Chubbs:''' It's all in the hips...
-->'''Happy:''' This scene with Carl Weathers is weird but it's not as bad as the beach scene from Rocky III.
* As Happy tries to putt:
-->'''Happy:''' Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Happy repeats the words of motivation I use for when I try not to orgasum too early.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy sins the product placement of Shooter McGavin ordering a Pepsi, then sins the movie for
*
-->'''Chubbs:''' TIME!
* During the lecture:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Chubbs teachs Happy about golfing:
-->'''Chubbs:''' It's all in the hips...
-->'''Happy:''' This scene with Carl Weathers is weird but it's not as bad as the beach scene from Rocky III.
* As Happy tries
-->'''Happy:''' Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Happy repeats the words of motivation I use for when I try not to orgasum too early.]]
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-->'''Chubbs:''' Happy riding the bull? YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A DAMN FOOL!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chubbs would drive the green at Cinemasins!]]
* When Happy fails at putting yet again:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Sergio Garcia.]]
* When Shooter comes across Mr. Larson:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, good for Happy Gil-OH MY GOD!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahahaha! [[ActorAllusion This is like when the government agent from The Iron Giant has half his car bitten in half and screams "OH MY GOD".]]
* This bit:
-->'''Shooter:''' I saw two fat naked bikers in the woods off of 17 having sex.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Buffalo Bills fans.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chubbs would drive the green at Cinemasins!]]
* When Happy fails at putting yet again:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Sergio Garcia.]]
* When Shooter comes across Mr. Larson:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, good for Happy Gil-OH MY GOD!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahahaha! [[ActorAllusion This is like when the government agent from The Iron Giant has half his car bitten in half and screams "OH MY GOD".]]
* This bit:
-->'''Shooter:''' I saw two fat naked bikers in the woods off of 17 having sex.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Buffalo Bills fans.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chubbs would drive the green at Cinemasins!]]
* When Happy fails at putting yet again:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat
*
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, good
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahahaha! [[ActorAllusion This is like when the government agent from The Iron Giant has half his car bitten in half and screams "OH MY GOD".]]
* This bit:
-->'''Shooter:''' I saw two fat naked bikers in the woods off of 17 having sex.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
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-->'''Bob Barker:''' Alright, Happy. Nice and easy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You have to feel sorry for Bob Barker. He can't escape that character he plays on The Price is Right.
* Followed with:
-->'''Bob Barker:''' I can't believe you're a professional golfer; you should be working at the snack bar!
-->'''Jeremy:''' The most famous scene from this movie is started by Bob Barker spitting out more truth than Tupac.
* Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny removes 5 sins for the fight scene between Happy and Bob Barker.]]
** He later removes a sin for the "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast" exchange.
* "Thinking that there's a world where you become a better putter by playing mini-golf."
-->'''Jeremy:''' You have to feel sorry for Bob Barker. He can't escape that character he plays on The Price is Right.
* Followed with:
-->'''Bob Barker:''' I can't believe you're a professional golfer; you should be working at the snack bar!
-->'''Jeremy:''' The most famous scene from this movie is started by Bob Barker spitting out more truth than Tupac.
* Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny removes 5 sins for the fight scene between Happy and Bob Barker.]]
** He later removes a sin for the "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast" exchange.
* "Thinking that there's a world where you become a better putter by playing mini-golf."
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Followed with:
-->'''Bob Barker:''' I can't believe you're a professional golfer; you should be working at
* At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny removes 5 sins for the fight scene between Happy and Bob Barker.]]
** He later removes a sin for the "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast" exchange.
* "Thinking that there's a world where you become a better putter by playing mini-golf."
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-->'''Chubbs:''' You can't putt angry.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Guys, don't give Nicolas Cage movie ideas.
* When Chubbs dies:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. This movie is more obessed with killing characters [[SelfDeprecation than Jeremy Scott is when he writes new instalments of his Ables books.]]
* Jeremy eventually gets fed up with Happy's luck:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Happy Gilmore is a Luck Dragon in this thing. He DEFINITELY has no skill. Let's be doubly clear here: [[SuddenlyShouting HAPPY GILMORE HAS NO SKILL!]]
* When Chubbs' angel appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding So Apollo Creed can do this for Happy Gilmore but DOES NOTHING when Rocky is about to fight Ivan Drago?!]]
* As Happy runs along the lakeside to celebrate:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins if he just slipped and fell in the water right here.
* When Shooter calls Mr. Larson "Frankenstein", Jeremy starts to correct him by saying that Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster before being strangled.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Shooter:''' Oh, you can count. Good for you!
-->'''[[Creator/RichardKiel Mr. Larson:]]''' [[Film/Moonraker Well, here's to us!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Guys, don't give Nicolas Cage movie ideas.
* When Chubbs dies:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. This movie is more obessed with killing characters [[SelfDeprecation than Jeremy Scott is when he writes new instalments of his Ables books.]]
* Jeremy eventually gets fed up with Happy's luck:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Happy Gilmore is a Luck Dragon in this thing. He DEFINITELY has no skill. Let's be doubly clear here: [[SuddenlyShouting HAPPY GILMORE HAS NO SKILL!]]
* When Chubbs' angel appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding So Apollo Creed can do this for Happy Gilmore but DOES NOTHING when Rocky is about to fight Ivan Drago?!]]
* As Happy runs along the lakeside to celebrate:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins if he just slipped and fell in the water right here.
* When Shooter calls Mr. Larson "Frankenstein", Jeremy starts to correct him by saying that Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster before being strangled.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Shooter:''' Oh, you can count. Good for you!
-->'''[[Creator/RichardKiel Mr. Larson:]]''' [[Film/Moonraker Well, here's to us!]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Chubbs dies:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. This movie is more obessed with killing characters [[SelfDeprecation than Jeremy Scott is
*
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind!
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* As Happy runs along
* This bit:
-->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Elliott:''' What? No!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW!
* Jeremy
* One
-->'''Shooter:''' Oh, you can count. Good for you!
-->'''[[Creator/RichardKiel Mr. Larson:]]''' [[Film/Moonraker Well, here's to us!]]
* Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]] at the nonsensical ending.
* The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which shows ''every'' moment of Dignam being useless or a hinderance throughout the movie, including the [[BrickJoke "What?! No!" scene.]]
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[[folder: ''The Hateful 8'']]
* The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and ''Mario'' music in the background.
--->'''John Ritter in ''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.
* The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and ''Mario'' music in the background.
--->'''John Ritter in ''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.
to:
[[folder: ''The Hateful 8'']]
''Happy Death Day'']]
*The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of [[{{Irony}} Tree is a dick to Global Warming.]]
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no way then-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at killer can just break through the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections big areas below the wood and ''Mario'' music get in that way.]]
* As Tree walks out in thebackground.
--->'''John Ritteruniversity courtyard naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier in''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.the outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background.
*
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no way the
* As Tree walks out in the
--->'''John Ritter
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier in
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[[folder: ''Heavy Metal'']]
to:
[[folder: ''Heavy Metal'']]''Happy Gilmore'']]
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-->'''Loc-Nar:''' A shadow shall fall over the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Heavy Metal-arration.
* "Many, ''MANY'' seconds of spaceship porn which is distracting from the actual porn this movie is about to give us."
* During the iconic spaceship car scene of "Soft Landing":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Elon Musk.]]
* As the spaceship car descends to Earth:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sure, we all laugh but this is exactly Fast and Furi10s will end when Dom partners with an alien and they steal 3 tons of spice and cocaine from a Costa Rican druglord.
* When the astronaut is killed by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters F*ck you, movie! We just spent 15 minutes watching this motherf*cker fall to Earth and you kill him as soon as he gets home?!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Heavy Metal-arration.
* "Many, ''MANY'' seconds of spaceship porn which is distracting from the actual porn this movie is about to give us."
* During the iconic spaceship car scene of "Soft Landing":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Elon Musk.]]
* As the spaceship car descends to Earth:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sure, we all laugh but this is exactly Fast and Furi10s will end when Dom partners with an alien and they steal 3 tons of spice and cocaine from a Costa Rican druglord.
* When the astronaut is killed by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters F*ck you, movie! We just spent 15 minutes watching this motherf*cker fall to Earth and you kill him as soon as he gets home?!]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
* During the iconic spaceship car scene of "Soft Landing":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat
*
* This:
-->'''Happy:''' I'm going to
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters F*ck you, movie! We just spent 15 minutes watching this motherf*cker fall
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-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I am the sum of all evil!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Jeff Bezos!]]
* During the DerangedAnimation of the beginning of "Harry Cannon":
-->'''Jeremy:''' There was clearly an arguement between the director and animators on how much drugs they should take. The answer? ''ALL THE DRUGS.''
* This bit:
-->'''Harry Cannon:''' New York City. Big deal. Scum center of the Earth.
-->'''Jeremy:''' "The Animated Adventures of [[Film/TaxiDriver Travis Bickle]]: Heavy Metal Edition!"
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Jeff Bezos!]]
* During the DerangedAnimation of the beginning of "Harry Cannon":
-->'''Jeremy:''' There was clearly an arguement between the director and animators on how much drugs they should take. The answer? ''ALL THE DRUGS.''
* This bit:
-->'''Harry Cannon:''' New York City. Big deal. Scum center of the Earth.
-->'''Jeremy:''' "The Animated Adventures of [[Film/TaxiDriver Travis Bickle]]: Heavy Metal Edition!"
to:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat
* During the DerangedAnimation
-->'''Jeremy:''' There was clearly
* Jeremy, an
** Later on, he notes that [[InsultToRocks "this movie respects golf less than The
* This bit:
-->'''Harry Cannon:''' New York City. Big deal. Scum center of the Earth.
-->'''Jeremy:''' "The Animated Adventures of [[Film/TaxiDriver Travis Bickle]]: Heavy Metal Edition!"
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-->'''Harry Cannon:''' I want to report a murder.
-->'''Police Officer:''' Yeah, what else is new?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat New Yorkers.]]
-->'''Police Officer:''' Yeah, what else is new?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat New Yorkers.]]
to:
-->'''Police Officer:''' Yeah, what else is new?
-->'''Jeremy:''' That is not how municipal tournaments work but hahahahahahaha, OK.
* Jeremy sins the product placement of Shooter McGavin ordering a Pepsi, then sins the movie for [[TakeThat
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-->'''The Girl:''' Can I sleep with you?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw yeah, it's ''that'' kind of animated movie! Well, no one said I couldn't masterbate to this so my hands are tied...god damn. My hands ''are'' tied.
* When the gangster is melted by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlatantLies Movie saves time and money by showing an average, everyday occurance on the Brooklyn Bridge.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw yeah, it's ''that'' kind of animated movie! Well, no one said I couldn't masterbate to this so my hands are tied...god damn. My hands ''are'' tied.
* When the gangster is melted by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlatantLies Movie saves time and money by showing an average, everyday occurance on the Brooklyn Bridge.]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Chubbs teachs Happy about golfing:
-->'''Chubbs:''' It's all in the hips...
-->'''Happy:''' This scene with Carl Weathers is weird but it's
* When
* As Happy tries to putt:
-->'''Happy:''' Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
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-->'''The Girl:''' I've made other plans. I'm taking it all!
-->'''Jeremy:''' It really says a lot about the agency of this character that they couldn't even give her a name.
* At the ending of the first story:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' You've had your first lesson, little one.
-->'''Jeremy:''' WHAT LESSON?! Sure, the Loc-Nar killed a couple of people and a bunch of gangsters wanted it but the real story was that the scientist's daughter sold it and was super greedy about keeping all the money. Now, maybe the Loc-Nar MADE her greedy like the One Ring but, I'm sorry, Mr. Loc-Nar, you '''failed''' at storytelling if that was the case.
* Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Have you tried having a conversation with a teenager for more than 5 seconds?!
* At the beginning of "Den":
-->'''Den:''' In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive Did it also say for you to pick up Loc-Nar with your bare hands?!]]
* When Den arrives on Neverwhere:
-->'''Den:''' I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? [[WTHCastingAgency John f*cking Candy, that's who!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' It really says a lot about the agency of this character that they couldn't even give her a name.
* At the ending of the first story:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' You've had your first lesson, little one.
-->'''Jeremy:''' WHAT LESSON?! Sure, the Loc-Nar killed a couple of people and a bunch of gangsters wanted it but the real story was that the scientist's daughter sold it and was super greedy about keeping all the money. Now, maybe the Loc-Nar MADE her greedy like the One Ring but, I'm sorry, Mr. Loc-Nar, you '''failed''' at storytelling if that was the case.
* Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Have you tried having a conversation with a teenager for more than 5 seconds?!
* At the beginning of "Den":
-->'''Den:''' In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive Did it also say for you to pick up Loc-Nar with your bare hands?!]]
* When Den arrives on Neverwhere:
-->'''Den:''' I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? [[WTHCastingAgency John f*cking Candy, that's who!]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' You've had your first lesson, little one.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Shooter comes across Mr.
* Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* At the beginning of "Den":
-->'''Den:''' In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Den arrives on Neverwhere:
-->'''Den:''' I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Who should we get to play this Adonis of a man? [[WTHCastingAgency John f*cking Candy, that's who!]]
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-->'''Den:''' There was only one problem...
-->'''Norl:''' COME!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I mean, [[CrossesTheLineTwice he was about to...]]
* As Den is taken away:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I wanted to know what they did to Katherine, but none of these guys could speak English!
-->'''Jeremy:''' And yet, [[AliensSpeakingEnglish every character Den will encounter after this knows English.]]
-->'''Norl:''' COME!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I mean, [[CrossesTheLineTwice he was about to...]]
* As Den is taken away:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I wanted to know what they did to Katherine, but none of these guys could speak English!
-->'''Jeremy:''' And yet, [[AliensSpeakingEnglish every character Den will encounter after this knows English.]]
to:
-->'''Norl:''' COME!
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* As Den is taken away:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I wanted to know what they did to Katherine, but none of these guys could speak English!
-->'''Jeremy:''' And yet, [[AliensSpeakingEnglish every character Den will encounter after this knows English.
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-->'''The Queen:''' If you pleasure me...I may let you live.
-->'''Jeremy:''' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Was this written from a series of Penthouse letters by George R.R. Martin?!
* Jeremy almost is tempted to remove a sin for the awesome animation style of "Den"...but, because of its sophmoric tone, he adds a sin instead.
* During the beginning of "Captain Sterrn":
-->'''Prosecutor:''' How do you plead?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gee, I'd be on the edge of my seat if I knew who this character was.
-->'''Jeremy:''' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Was this written from a series of Penthouse letters by George R.R. Martin?!
* Jeremy almost is tempted to remove a sin for the awesome animation style of "Den"...but, because of its sophmoric tone, he adds a sin instead.
* During the beginning of "Captain Sterrn":
-->'''Prosecutor:''' How do you plead?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gee, I'd be on the edge of my seat if I knew who this character was.
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy almost is tempted
* Followed with:
-->'''Bob Barker:''' I can't believe you're a professional golfer; you should be working at the
* During the beginning of "Captain Sterrn":
-->'''Prosecutor:''' How do you plead?
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny removes 5 sins for the fight scene between Happy and Bob Barker.]]
** He later removes a sin for the "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast" exchange.
* "Thinking that there's a world where you become a better putter by playing mini-golf."
* This:
-->'''Chubbs:''' You can't putt angry.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Guys, don't give Nicolas Cage movie ideas.
* When Chubbs dies:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. This movie is more obessed with killing characters [[SelfDeprecation than Jeremy Scott is when he writes new instalments of his Ables books.]]
* Jeremy eventually gets fed up with Happy's luck:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Happy Gilmore is a Luck Dragon in this thing. He DEFINITELY has no skill. Let's be doubly clear here: [[SuddenlyShouting HAPPY GILMORE HAS NO SKILL!]]
* When Chubbs' angel appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding So Apollo Creed can do this for Happy Gilmore but DOES NOTHING when Rocky is about to fight Ivan Drago?!]]
* As Happy runs along the lakeside to celebrate:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd
* When Shooter calls Mr. Larson "Frankenstein", Jeremy starts to correct him by saying that Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster before being strangled.
* One of
-->'''Shooter:''' Oh, you can count. Good for you!
-->'''[[Creator/RichardKiel Mr. Larson:]]''' [[Film/Moonraker Well, here's to us!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''The Hateful 8'']]
* The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and ''Mario'' music in the background.
--->'''John Ritter in ''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Heavy Metal'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' A shadow shall fall over the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Heavy Metal-arration.
* "Many, ''MANY'' seconds of spaceship porn which is distracting from the actual porn this
* During the iconic spaceship car scene of "Soft Landing":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Elon Musk.]]
* As the spaceship car descends to Earth:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sure, we all laugh but this is exactly Fast and Furi10s will end when Dom partners with an alien and they steal 3 tons of spice and cocaine from a Costa Rican druglord.
* When the astronaut is killed by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters F*ck you, movie! We just spent 15 minutes watching this motherf*cker fall to Earth and you kill him as soon as he gets home?!]]
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-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' Well, uh...he's never done anything illegal...
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess Sterrn is that stupid but how the f*ck did he think Hanover's testimony would deliver him a Not Guilty verdict?! He's been accused of all the horrible crimes known to man but one character witness would absolve him?!
* When Hanover Fiste turns into a muscular monster:
-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' I'll kill him! '''KILL!'''
-->'''Jeremy:''' Apparently, no one has seen a man transform into a muscular monster before as there is no security to protect Captain Sternn from any of this.
* Jeremy's comments on the rotoscoping of "B-12":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I believe this style of animation is called "we're running out of money because we spent all of our money on PBR and blow."
* Jeremy wonders what Loc-Nar has to do with "B-12", noting that it doesn't fall into his motives of greed from the other stories so far.
* During the beginning of "So Beautiful and So Dangerous":
-->'''Senator:''' My citizens are turning green!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahhahah! [[TakeThat Movie thinks a government official cares about his constituents!]]
* "The Loc-Nar is apparently pure evil, so how did this secretary get in ''in jewelery form?!''"
* As Edsel and Zeke snort their "Plutonian Nyborg":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Creating cocaine crossroads can cause cranium-crashing, cloudy concussions, causing coke-couples considerable calamity.]]
* At a cameo by the Starship Enterprise:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Star Trek writers fail to come up with a crossover between Star Trek and the happy face spaceship from Heavy Metal.
* During the sex scene between Gloria and the robot, Jeremy notes wearily that "this is the 100th time we've had to blur the screen" before being distacted by the size of an enormous wrench.
* The SceneryPorn of the space station to the tune of "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Haggar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The exterior tour of this space station, which is scored to Sammy Haggar's "Heavy Metal" has almost definitely prompted some film student son of a bitch to compare it to the Blue Danube sequence in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', and because of ''THAT'' dickwad, this gets a sinnin'.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess Sterrn is that stupid but how the f*ck did he think Hanover's testimony would deliver him a Not Guilty verdict?! He's been accused of all the horrible crimes known to man but one character witness would absolve him?!
* When Hanover Fiste turns into a muscular monster:
-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' I'll kill him! '''KILL!'''
-->'''Jeremy:''' Apparently, no one has seen a man transform into a muscular monster before as there is no security to protect Captain Sternn from any of this.
* Jeremy's comments on the rotoscoping of "B-12":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I believe this style of animation is called "we're running out of money because we spent all of our money on PBR and blow."
* Jeremy wonders what Loc-Nar has to do with "B-12", noting that it doesn't fall into his motives of greed from the other stories so far.
* During the beginning of "So Beautiful and So Dangerous":
-->'''Senator:''' My citizens are turning green!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahhahah! [[TakeThat Movie thinks a government official cares about his constituents!]]
* "The Loc-Nar is apparently pure evil, so how did this secretary get in ''in jewelery form?!''"
* As Edsel and Zeke snort their "Plutonian Nyborg":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Creating cocaine crossroads can cause cranium-crashing, cloudy concussions, causing coke-couples considerable calamity.]]
* At a cameo by the Starship Enterprise:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Star Trek writers fail to come up with a crossover between Star Trek and the happy face spaceship from Heavy Metal.
* During the sex scene between Gloria and the robot, Jeremy notes wearily that "this is the 100th time we've had to blur the screen" before being distacted by the size of an enormous wrench.
* The SceneryPorn of the space station to the tune of "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Haggar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The exterior tour of this space station, which is scored to Sammy Haggar's "Heavy Metal" has almost definitely prompted some film student son of a bitch to compare it to the Blue Danube sequence in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', and because of ''THAT'' dickwad, this gets a sinnin'.
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* During the
* When Hanover Fiste turns into a muscular monster:
-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' I'll kill him! '''KILL!'''
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy's comments on the rotoscoping of "B-12":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I believe this style of animation is called "we're running out of money because we spent all of our money on PBR and blow."
* Jeremy wonders what Loc-Nar has to do with "B-12", noting that it doesn't fall into his motives of greed from the other stories so far.
* During the beginning of "So Beautiful and So Dangerous":
-->'''Senator:''' My citizens are turning green!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahhahah! [[TakeThat Movie thinks a government official cares about his constituents!]]
* "The Loc-Nar is apparently pure evil, so how did this secretary get in ''in jewelery form?!''"
* As Edsel and Zeke snort their "Plutonian Nyborg":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Creating cocaine crossroads can cause cranium-crashing, cloudy concussions, causing coke-couples considerable calamity.]]
* At a cameo by the Starship Enterprise:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Star Trek writers fail to come up with a crossover
* During the sex scene between Gloria and the robot, Jeremy notes wearily that "this is the 100th time we've had to blur the screen" before being distacted by the size of an enormous wrench.
*
-->'''Jeremy:''' The exterior tour of this space station, which is scored to Sammy Haggar's "Heavy Metal" has almost definitely prompted some film student son of a bitch to compare it to the Blue Danube sequence in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', and because of ''THAT'' dickwad, this gets a sinnin'.
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-->'''Loc-Nar:''' My stories are almost over.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE THE JOHN CANDY ROBOT F*CKING THE PENTAGON SECRETARY AND THE TWO ALIENS SNORTING COCAINE HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?!]]
* When the Loc-Nar reveals his intentions:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I have chosen you...because your future is the one that could destroy me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why aren't you just killing her then?!]] [[SkewedPriorities Why are you telling her these stories? And are these stories appropriate to tell children of this age? Are you including all the bits about how the women are naked and have huge breasts and describing those sex scenes in detail?]]
* During "Taarna":
-->'''Barbarian:''' DEATH TO ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE US!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Snyder bros.]]
* As the barbarians attack:
-->'''Elder:''' Bar the doors!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why didn't you do that in the first place?!]]
* When Taarna strips before beginning her combat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Good thing we have one final chance for a unnecessary nudity in this story of planetary genocide and a battle of good against evil.
* At a shot of the ruined planet:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie inspires the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones.
* Jeremy sins the out of place DEVO song player as Taarna enters the tavern.
* When Taarna kills the barbarian leader:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "I'm going to saw your neck off...then I'm going to punch you real good! The punching is what will kill you, by the way."
* As Loc-Nar self-destructs after finishing its story, realising that it caused a StableTimeLoop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So wait...Loc-Nar told a story about its future, it destroyed him ''AS HE WAS TELLING IT?!'' I though Loc-Nar was just telling his stories as a Greatest Hits album!
* When the girl turns into Taarna:
-->'''Narrator:''' And so, the spirit of Taarna is transferred across the universe to a new defender.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, that makes sense.
* The last sin:
-->'''Narrator:''' And a new Taarakian is born to defend the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Does this mean that Loc-Nar was in multiple places at once and it only killed itself after it told too many stories?! [[SpoofAesop That's the lesson, kids. Never tell stories.]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"]] as a man sinks into Loc-Nar ooze.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]
* At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing?
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]"
** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time with [[Film/AChristmasStory "I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man".]] dubbed over it.
* When Peter creeps on a girl in school:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE THE JOHN CANDY ROBOT F*CKING THE PENTAGON SECRETARY AND THE TWO ALIENS SNORTING COCAINE HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?!]]
* When the Loc-Nar reveals his intentions:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I have chosen you...because your future is the one that could destroy me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why aren't you just killing her then?!]] [[SkewedPriorities Why are you telling her these stories? And are these stories appropriate to tell children of this age? Are you including all the bits about how the women are naked and have huge breasts and describing those sex scenes in detail?]]
* During "Taarna":
-->'''Barbarian:''' DEATH TO ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE US!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Snyder bros.]]
* As the barbarians attack:
-->'''Elder:''' Bar the doors!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why didn't you do that in the first place?!]]
* When Taarna strips before beginning her combat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Good thing we have one final chance for a unnecessary nudity in this story of planetary genocide and a battle of good against evil.
* At a shot of the ruined planet:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie inspires the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones.
* Jeremy sins the out of place DEVO song player as Taarna enters the tavern.
* When Taarna kills the barbarian leader:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "I'm going to saw your neck off...then I'm going to punch you real good! The punching is what will kill you, by the way."
* As Loc-Nar self-destructs after finishing its story, realising that it caused a StableTimeLoop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So wait...Loc-Nar told a story about its future, it destroyed him ''AS HE WAS TELLING IT?!'' I though Loc-Nar was just telling his stories as a Greatest Hits album!
* When the girl turns into Taarna:
-->'''Narrator:''' And so, the spirit of Taarna is transferred across the universe to a new defender.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, that makes sense.
* The last sin:
-->'''Narrator:''' And a new Taarakian is born to defend the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Does this mean that Loc-Nar was in multiple places at once and it only killed itself after it told too many stories?! [[SpoofAesop That's the lesson, kids. Never tell stories.]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"]] as a man sinks into Loc-Nar ooze.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]
* At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing?
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]"
** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time with [[Film/AChristmasStory "I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man".]] dubbed over it.
* When Peter creeps on a girl in school:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Loc-Nar:'''
-->'''Harry Cannon:''' I
-->'''Police Officer:''' Yeah, what else is
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why aren't you just killing her then?!]] [[SkewedPriorities Why are you telling her these stories? And are these stories appropriate to tell children of this age? Are you including all the bits about how the women are naked and have huge breasts and describing those sex scenes in detail?]]
* During "Taarna":
-->'''Barbarian:''' DEATH TO ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE US!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat
* As the barbarians attack:
-->'''Elder:''' Bar the doors!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why didn't you do that in the first place?!]]
* When Taarna strips before beginning her combat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Good thing we have one final chance for a unnecessary nudity in this story of planetary genocide and a battle of good against evil.
* At a shot of the ruined planet:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie inspires the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones.
* Jeremy sins the out of place DEVO song player as Taarna enters the tavern.
* When Taarna kills the barbarian leader:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "I'm going to saw your neck off...then I'm going to punch you real good! The punching is what will kill you, by the way."
* As Loc-Nar self-destructs after finishing its story, realising that it caused a StableTimeLoop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So wait...Loc-Nar told a story about its future, it destroyed him ''AS HE WAS TELLING IT?!'' I though Loc-Nar was just telling his stories as a Greatest Hits album!
* When the girl turns into Taarna:
-->'''Narrator:''' And so, the spirit of Taarna is transferred across the universe to a new defender.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, that makes sense.
* The last sin:
-->'''Narrator:''' And a new Taarakian is born to defend the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Does this mean that Loc-Nar was in multiple places at once and it only killed itself after it told too many stories?! [[SpoofAesop That's the lesson, kids. Never tell stories.]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"]] as a man sinks into Loc-Nar ooze.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]
* At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing?
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]"
** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time with [[Film/AChristmasStory "I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man".]] dubbed over it.
* When Peter creeps on a girl in school:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...
Changed line(s) 2490,2512 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlackComedy Why doesn't Peter simply try supergluing his sister's head back on? Isn't that what most kids do when they break something super valuable? Like in Risky Business?]]
* Jeremy refers to Annie pulling off the seance like "a well-trained Mrs. Cleo".
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that the lack of explanation for everything "makes ''Series/TwinPeaks'' look like ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues."
* At a shot of the book, showing Satan surrounded with gold coins:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aaaand of course, it's about money. This movie is Ocean's 11 with The Devil.
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every time someone begs "Please" in the movie but decided against because "we'd DIE."
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Police Officer:''' Where are you from?!
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in that voice.
* Jeremy refers to Annie pulling off the seance like "a well-trained Mrs. Cleo".
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that the lack of explanation for everything "makes ''Series/TwinPeaks'' look like ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues."
* At a shot of the book, showing Satan surrounded with gold coins:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aaaand of course, it's about money. This movie is Ocean's 11 with The Devil.
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every time someone begs "Please" in the movie but decided against because "we'd DIE."
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Police Officer:''' Where are you from?!
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in that voice.
to:
-->'''The Girl:''' Can I sleep with you?
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[BlackComedy Why doesn't Peter simply try supergluing his sister's head back on? Isn't that what most kids do when they break something super valuable? Like in Risky Business?]]
* Jeremy refersAw yeah, it's ''that'' kind of animated movie! Well, no one said I couldn't masterbate to Annie pulling off this so my hands are tied...god damn. My hands ''are'' tied.
* When theseance like "a well-trained Mrs. Cleo".
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that the lack of explanation for everything "makes ''Series/TwinPeaks'' look like ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues."
* At a shot of the book, showing Satan surrounded with gold coins:
gangster is melted by Loc-Nar:
-->'''Jeremy:'''Aaaand of course, it's about money. This movie is Ocean's 11 with The Devil.
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every[[BlatantLies Movie saves time someone begs "Please" in and money by showing an average, everyday occurance on the movie but decided against because "we'd DIE."
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Police Officer:''' Where are you from?!
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in that voice.Brooklyn Bridge.]]
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy refers
* When the
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that the lack of explanation for everything "makes ''Series/TwinPeaks'' look like ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues."
* At a shot of the book, showing Satan surrounded with gold coins:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Police Officer:''' Where are you from?!
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in that voice.
Changed line(s) 2514,2539 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Candy:''' I'm Candy.
-->'''The Kurgan:''' Of course you are...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to the side of the shot while Connor f*cks his wife, it'll make him look like more of an asshole."]]
* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]
** Later:
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, you had your shot, movie. And you blew it.
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the next:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Juan narrowly avoids being chopped in half by an ancient technique called "film editing".
* Jeremy progressively gets angrier at the ridiculous fight scenes.
* At a shot of a man [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat impaled on a sword]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Matunas survives this. Seriously!
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove you were immortal?! LET'S F*CK!"
* At a shot of animated demons through the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Highlander: Fantasia.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hitch'']]
* Jeremy gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James to show up just so it wouldn't be so boring.]]
* Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
-->'''The Kurgan:''' Of course you are...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to the side of the shot while Connor f*cks his wife, it'll make him look like more of an asshole."]]
* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]
** Later:
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, you had your shot, movie. And you blew it.
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the next:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Juan narrowly avoids being chopped in half by an ancient technique called "film editing".
* Jeremy progressively gets angrier at the ridiculous fight scenes.
* At a shot of a man [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat impaled on a sword]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Matunas survives this. Seriously!
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove you were immortal?! LET'S F*CK!"
* At a shot of animated demons through the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Highlander: Fantasia.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hitch'']]
* Jeremy gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James to show up just so it wouldn't be so boring.]]
* Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to
* At the ending of the
* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]
** Later:
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' You've had your first lesson, little one.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to
* Jeremy wonders how Loc-Nar managed to keep the teenage girl's attention while it tells its stories:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy progressively gets angrier at the ridiculous fight scenes.
* At
-->'''Den:''' In Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this are supposed to burn up in the atmosphere.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove
*
-->'''Den:''' I wasn't about to hang around on this planet with my dork hanging out!
-->'''Jeremy:'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hitch'']]
* Jeremy gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James
* Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
Changed line(s) 2541,2546 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Ben:''' You've got to listen to me, man!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This isn't acting. [[TakeThat This is what Michael Rapaport says to people on a daily basis.]]
* During a flashback sequence where Hitch meets his girlfriend and takes of his glasses for the first time:
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be the same.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION'' with her hotness?!
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This isn't acting. [[TakeThat This is what Michael Rapaport says to people on a daily basis.]]
* During a flashback sequence where Hitch meets his girlfriend and takes of his glasses for the first time:
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be the same.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION'' with her hotness?!
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.
to:
-->'''Norl:''' COME!
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be the same.
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.
-->'''Jeremy:''' And yet, [[AliensSpeakingEnglish every character Den will encounter after this knows English.]]
Changed line(s) 2548,2579 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Albert:''' I've had several...bad experiences in the past...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]] and I can't help but take it personally.
* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while on the phone:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of a newspaper:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]]
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and this movie.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hocus Pocus'']]
* The video description gives Jeremy's opinion of the movie:
-->'''Video Description:''' This movie has somehow become a nostalgic beloved classic, and that sh*t is WRONG. This movie is TERRIBLE. This movie is sinny.
* When the witches suck out a child's soul:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheStoner These witches apparently mistook children for weed.]]
* This:
-->'''Thackery:''' You hag! There is not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's not-enough-childrenist!]]
* Jeremy's comments on Ice:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This guy is about as likeable as the actual ICE.]]
* At a group of masked costumegoers at a Halloween party, Jeremy declares that they're part of "an [[CrossesTheLineTwice Eyes Wide Shut orgy]]".
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]] and I can't help but take it personally.
* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while on the phone:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of a newspaper:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]]
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and this movie.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hocus Pocus'']]
* The video description gives Jeremy's opinion of the movie:
-->'''Video Description:''' This movie has somehow become a nostalgic beloved classic, and that sh*t is WRONG. This movie is TERRIBLE. This movie is sinny.
* When the witches suck out a child's soul:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheStoner These witches apparently mistook children for weed.]]
* This:
-->'''Thackery:''' You hag! There is not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's not-enough-childrenist!]]
* Jeremy's comments on Ice:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This guy is about as likeable as the actual ICE.]]
* At a group of masked costumegoers at a Halloween party, Jeremy declares that they're part of "an [[CrossesTheLineTwice Eyes Wide Shut orgy]]".
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
* During the beginning of "Captain Sterrn":
-->'''Prosecutor:''' How do you plead?
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hocus Pocus'']]
* The video description gives Jeremy's opinion of the movie:
-->'''Video Description:''' This movie has somehow become a nostalgic beloved classic, and that sh*t is WRONG. This movie is TERRIBLE. This movie is sinny.
* When the witches suck out a child's soul:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheStoner These witches apparently mistook children for weed.]]
* This:
-->'''Thackery:''' You hag! There is not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's not-enough-childrenist!]]
* Jeremy's comments on Ice:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This guy is about as likeable as the actual ICE.]]
* At a group of masked costumegoers at a Halloween party, Jeremy declares that they're part of "an [[CrossesTheLineTwice Eyes Wide Shut orgy]]".
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-->'''Max:''' Come on, it's just a bunch of hocus pocus!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This is such an obvious Roll Credits moments that I'm convinced the screenwriters started from here.]]
* This:
-->'''Mary:''' I smell...children.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie unintentionally inspires a terrible Marylin Manson album.]]
* When the Sandersons come across a road:
-->'''Sarah:''' Tis as firm as stone!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This was the same amount of surprise that my college girlfriend registered the first time we slept with each other.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy being dumbfounded at all the nostalgia surrounding the movie.
* At a cameo appearance by Garry Marshall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think Garry Marshall is only DRESSED as Satan, but once you see Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Exit to Eden AND Raising Helen, you will know in your heart that this is no act.
* During the "I Put A Spell On You" sequence:
-->'''Winnie:''' Now dance! Dance until you die!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that was Steve Rubell's mandate for anyone that attended Studio 54 in the 70's.
* When the Sandersons come back from being burned:
-->'''Winnie:''' I want my book.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* When Max and Allison hold hands:
-->'''Jeremy:''' NOW he's not a virgin!
* This:
-->'''Dani:''' It doesn't matter how young or beautiful you are! You sold your soul!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]
* The final sin of the movie, when the spell book opens its eye:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahaha, they thought they were going to get a-]]
** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to an article saying Hocus Pocus is getting a sequel on Disney Plus]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t!
* One of the outtakes show [[Film/RaidersoftheLostArk Indy and Marian tied up while the Sanderson sisters are being executed]].
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[[folder: ''Hook'']]
* In a scene where the kids are sent to bed before eight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it not even 8 O'clock yet? Why is a kid this age going to bed before the next episode of "Series/{{Dinosaurs}}" comes on?
* Jeremy attempts to say "Roll Credits" only to keep getting interupted by Toodles repeating Hook.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. Well, you get the idea.
* "Hook hookers".
* "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". This wasn't a sin. Jeremy just wanted to say "Slutty Scuba Mermaids".
* When Peter calls himself "Pan the Avenger".
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh Jesus, not another [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Avenger]]. We've already got way too many.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''House of the Dead'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Title Card''': BOLL KG PRODUCTION PRESENTS
-->'''Jeremy''': Jesus, I can feel my face getting [[SmallNameBigEgo boxed in right now]]. ''*ding*''
* An colorful invitation to "Gathering" is displayed on a post card.
-->'''Jeremy''': This either a rave or an invitation into a volcano cult. 50/50 chance, but like I said, these people really love acid.
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[[folder:''The House with a Clock in its Walls'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Johnathan''': I look forward to meeting you.
-->'''Jeremy''': What is up with Jack Black's accent here? He's a warlock that lives in Michigan, not some gun-toting Buster Scruggs wannabe.
* Jeremy points out a subtle reference to Back to the Future with a movie marquee showing "Spaceman from Pluto" before sinning it because "it just makes me want to watch Back to the Future instead."
* A sin is added for [[TakeThat Eli Roth's directorial credit]] without any explanation or even stopping the video.
* During Johnathan and Florence's conversation, Jeremy adds a sin for "banter." When their conversation leads to them insulting each other, Jeremy sins it for [[CrossesTheLineTwice "SEXY banter."]]
** Later on, he sins them for [[BrickJoke "REALLY SEXY banter. Just f*ck already!"]]
* At a shot of the house:
-->'''Jeremy''': You could tell me that this shot is from this movie, Goosebumps or Miss Peregrine's Hogwarts for Gifted Youngsters and I would literally not be able to tell them apart. This sh*t really does roll all together, doesn't it?
* When Selena shows up:
-->'''Jeremy''': AHH! [[ActorAllusion It's a sudden Lily J. Potter!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This is such an obvious Roll Credits moments that I'm convinced the screenwriters started from here.]]
* This:
-->'''Mary:''' I smell...children.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie unintentionally inspires a terrible Marylin Manson album.]]
* When the Sandersons come across a road:
-->'''Sarah:''' Tis as firm as stone!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This was the same amount of surprise that my college girlfriend registered the first time we slept with each other.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy being dumbfounded at all the nostalgia surrounding the movie.
* At a cameo appearance by Garry Marshall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think Garry Marshall is only DRESSED as Satan, but once you see Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Exit to Eden AND Raising Helen, you will know in your heart that this is no act.
* During the "I Put A Spell On You" sequence:
-->'''Winnie:''' Now dance! Dance until you die!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that was Steve Rubell's mandate for anyone that attended Studio 54 in the 70's.
* When the Sandersons come back from being burned:
-->'''Winnie:''' I want my book.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* When Max and Allison hold hands:
-->'''Jeremy:''' NOW he's not a virgin!
* This:
-->'''Dani:''' It doesn't matter how young or beautiful you are! You sold your soul!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]
* The final sin of the movie, when the spell book opens its eye:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahaha, they thought they were going to get a-]]
** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to an article saying Hocus Pocus is getting a sequel on Disney Plus]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t!
* One of the outtakes show [[Film/RaidersoftheLostArk Indy and Marian tied up while the Sanderson sisters are being executed]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hook'']]
* In a scene where the kids are sent to bed before eight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it not even 8 O'clock yet? Why is a kid this age going to bed before the next episode of "Series/{{Dinosaurs}}" comes on?
* Jeremy attempts to say "Roll Credits" only to keep getting interupted by Toodles repeating Hook.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. Well, you get the idea.
* "Hook hookers".
* "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". This wasn't a sin. Jeremy just wanted to say "Slutty Scuba Mermaids".
* When Peter calls himself "Pan the Avenger".
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh Jesus, not another [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Avenger]]. We've already got way too many.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''House of the Dead'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Title Card''': BOLL KG PRODUCTION PRESENTS
-->'''Jeremy''': Jesus, I can feel my face getting [[SmallNameBigEgo boxed in right now]]. ''*ding*''
* An colorful invitation to "Gathering" is displayed on a post card.
-->'''Jeremy''': This either a rave or an invitation into a volcano cult. 50/50 chance, but like I said, these people really love acid.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The House with a Clock in its Walls'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Johnathan''': I look forward to meeting you.
-->'''Jeremy''': What is up with Jack Black's accent here? He's a warlock that lives in Michigan, not some gun-toting Buster Scruggs wannabe.
* Jeremy points out a subtle reference to Back to the Future with a movie marquee showing "Spaceman from Pluto" before sinning it because "it just makes me want to watch Back to the Future instead."
* A sin is added for [[TakeThat Eli Roth's directorial credit]] without any explanation or even stopping the video.
* During Johnathan and Florence's conversation, Jeremy adds a sin for "banter." When their conversation leads to them insulting each other, Jeremy sins it for [[CrossesTheLineTwice "SEXY banter."]]
** Later on, he sins them for [[BrickJoke "REALLY SEXY banter. Just f*ck already!"]]
* At a shot of the house:
-->'''Jeremy''': You could tell me that this shot is from this movie, Goosebumps or Miss Peregrine's Hogwarts for Gifted Youngsters and I would literally not be able to tell them apart. This sh*t really does roll all together, doesn't it?
* When Selena shows up:
-->'''Jeremy''': AHH! [[ActorAllusion It's a sudden Lily J. Potter!]]
to:
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Mary:''' I smell...children.
-->'''Hanover Fiste:''' I'll kill him! '''KILL!'''
-->'''Jeremy:'''
*
-->'''Sarah:''' Tis as firm as stone!
-->'''Jeremy:'''
* The RunningGag of Jeremy being dumbfounded at all the nostalgia surrounding the movie.
* At a cameo appearance by Garry Marshall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think Garry Marshall is only DRESSED as Satan, but once you see Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Exit to Eden AND Raising Helen, you will know in your heart that
* During the "I Put A Spell On You" sequence:
-->'''Winnie:''' Now dance! Dance until you die!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that was Steve Rubell's mandate for anyone that attended Studio 54 in the 70's.
* When the Sandersons come back from being burned:
-->'''Winnie:''' I want my book.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* When Max and Allison hold hands:
-->'''Jeremy:''' NOW he's not a virgin!
* This:
-->'''Dani:''' It doesn't matter how young or beautiful you are! You sold your soul!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]
* The final sin of the movie, when the spell book opens its eye:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahaha, they thought they were going to get a-]]
** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to an article saying Hocus Pocus is getting a sequel on Disney Plus]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t!
* One of the outtakes show [[Film/RaidersoftheLostArk Indy and Marian tied up while the Sanderson sisters are being executed]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hook'']]
* In a scene where the kids are sent to bed before eight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it not even 8 O'clock yet? Why is a kid this age going to bed before the next episode of "Series/{{Dinosaurs}}" comes on?
* Jeremy attempts to say "Roll Credits" only to keep getting interupted by Toodles repeating Hook.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. Well, you get the idea.
* "Hook hookers".
* "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". This wasn't a sin. Jeremy just wanted to say "Slutty Scuba Mermaids".
* When Peter calls himself "Pan the Avenger".
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh Jesus, not another [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Avenger]]. We've already got way too many.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''House of the Dead'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Title Card''': BOLL KG PRODUCTION PRESENTS
-->'''Jeremy''': Jesus, I can feel my face getting [[SmallNameBigEgo boxed in right now]]. ''*ding*''
* An colorful invitation to "Gathering" is displayed on a post card.
-->'''Jeremy''': This either a rave or an invitation into a volcano cult. 50/50 chance, but like I said, these people really love acid.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The House with a Clock in its Walls'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Johnathan''': I look forward to meeting you.
-->'''Jeremy''': What is up with Jack Black's accent here? He's a warlock that lives in Michigan, not some gun-toting Buster Scruggs wannabe.
* Jeremy points
*
* During Johnathan and Florence's conversation,
** Later on, he sins them for [[BrickJoke "REALLY SEXY banter. Just f*ck already!"]]
* At a shot of the house:
-->'''Jeremy''': You could tell me
*
-->'''Jeremy''': AHH! [[ActorAllusion It's
-->'''Senator:''' My citizens are turning green!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahhahah! [[TakeThat Movie thinks a
* "The Loc-Nar is apparently pure evil, so how did this secretary get in ''in jewelery form?!''"
* As Edsel and Zeke snort their "Plutonian Nyborg":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Creating cocaine crossroads can cause cranium-crashing, cloudy concussions, causing coke-couples considerable calamity.]]
* At a cameo by the Starship Enterprise:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Star Trek writers fail to come up with a crossover between Star Trek and the happy face spaceship from Heavy Metal.
* During the sex scene between Gloria and the robot, Jeremy notes wearily that "this is the 100th time we've had to blur the screen" before being distacted by the size of an enormous wrench.
* The SceneryPorn of the space station to the tune of "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Haggar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The exterior tour of this space station, which is scored to Sammy Haggar's "Heavy Metal" has almost definitely prompted some film student son of a bitch to compare it to the Blue Danube sequence in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', and because of ''THAT'' dickwad, this gets a sinnin'.
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-->'''Lewis''': Brave, brave, brave...
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film?]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!]]
* Jeremy refers to a scene of hanging portrait characters as being too PG: "and not the 80's PG, when you could get away with some serious sh*t."
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film?]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!]]
* Jeremy refers to a scene of hanging portrait characters as being too PG: "and not the 80's PG, when you could get away with some serious sh*t."
to:
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE THE JOHN CANDY ROBOT F*CKING THE PENTAGON SECRETARY AND THE TWO ALIENS SNORTING COCAINE HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?!]]
* When the Loc-Nar reveals his intentions:
-->'''Loc-Nar:''' I have chosen you...because your future is the one that could destroy me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why aren't you just killing her then?!]] [[SkewedPriorities Why are you telling her these stories? And are these stories appropriate to tell children of this age? Are you including all the bits about how the women are naked and have huge breasts and describing those sex scenes in detail?]]
* During "Taarna":
-->'''Barbarian:''' DEATH TO ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE US!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Snyder bros.]]
* As the barbarians attack:
-->'''Elder:''' Bar the doors!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why didn't you do that in the first place?!]]
* When Taarna strips before beginning her combat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Good thing we have one final chance for a unnecessary nudity in this story of planetary genocide and a battle of good against evil.
* At a shot of the ruined planet:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie inspires the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones.
* Jeremy sins the out of place DEVO song player as Taarna enters the tavern.
* When Taarna kills the barbarian leader:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "I'm going to saw your neck off...then I'm going to punch you real good! The
* As Loc-Nar self-destructs after finishing its story, realising that it caused a StableTimeLoop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So wait...Loc-Nar told a story about its future, it destroyed him ''AS HE WAS TELLING IT?!'' I though Loc-Nar was just telling his stories as a Greatest Hits album!
* When the girl turns into
-->'''Narrator:''' And so, the
* Jeremy refers
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, that makes sense.
* The last sin:
-->'''Narrator:''' And a new Taarakian is born to defend the universe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Does this mean that Loc-Nar was in multiple places at once and it only killed itself after it told too
* One of the outtakes plays [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"]] as a man sinks into Loc-Nar ooze.
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[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]
* At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing?
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]"
** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time with
* When Peter creeps on a girl in school:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]
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-->'''Johnathan''': The house likes you.
-->'''Lewis''': The house can't like anything! It's a house!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's houseist!]]
* Jeremy refers to the titular house as "if Pee-Wee's Playhouse f*cked The Haunted Mansion" and isn't sure if that should count as a sin.
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': This house was once owned by another warlock, Isaac Izzard and his wife Selena.
-->'''Jeremy''': What about his son, Eddie?
-->'''Lewis''': The house can't like anything! It's a house!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's houseist!]]
* Jeremy refers to the titular house as "if Pee-Wee's Playhouse f*cked The Haunted Mansion" and isn't sure if that should count as a sin.
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': This house was once owned by another warlock, Isaac Izzard and his wife Selena.
-->'''Jeremy''': What about his son, Eddie?
to:
-->'''Lewis''': The house can't like anything! It's a house!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's houseist!]]
* Jeremy refers to Annie pulling off the
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that
* At a
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': This house was once owned by another warlock, Isaac Izzard and his wife Selena.
-->'''Jeremy''': What
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aaaand of course, it's about
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every time someone begs "Please" in the movie but decided against because "we'd DIE."
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"
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-->'''Johnathan''': He passed away and left a magical clock in the walls.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Abracadabra Credits!]]
* Jeremy sins a toilet humor joke twice, one for the joke itself and another for the effects department having to work on that joke.
** Jeremy later recalls that "there was 100% less jokes about sh*t in the book".
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Abracadabra Credits!]]
* Jeremy sins a toilet humor joke twice, one for the joke itself and another for the effects department having to work on that joke.
** Jeremy later recalls that "there was 100% less jokes about sh*t in the book".
to:
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Abracadabra Credits!]]
* Jeremy sins a toilet humor joke twice, one for the joke itself and another for the effects department having to work on
** Jeremy later recalls that "there was 100% less jokes about sh*t in the book".
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-->'''Johnathan''': Let me show you what a little bit of WEIRD can do...
-->'''Jeremy''': File this one under "things you do not want to hear from your uncle who you still barely know."
* At a shot of Johnathan suspended in the air:
-->'''Jeremy''': Windgardium Levi-NO-sa. Also, [[SpecialEffectsFailure I haven't seen wire work this f*cking obvious since Highlander.]]
* When Johnathan inspects a room with a stethoscope:
-->'''Jeremy''': Dude, it's not called "The House with a Clock in its Furniture".
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Tarby.]]"
** Later, Jeremy refers to Tarby as "Frank Underwood: Origins".
*** Later still:
-->'''Lewis''': I JUST WANTED TARBY AND I TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RuleofThree F*CKING TARBY!]]
* Jeremy almost removes a sin for a badass gravestone before wondering who would order something like that:
-->'''Jeremy''': Maybe [[Music/{{Motorhead}} Lemmy?]]
* This:
-->'''Florence''': Something is wrong. VERY wrong.
-->'''Jeremy''': Sorry, Cate, even though you and everyone else in the cast and crew said this to Eli Roth, [[TakeThat we still got this movie.]]
* Jeremy points out that a transforming effect [[SpecialEffectsFailure "somehow looks worse than Men In Black, a movie made more than 20 years ago!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Johnathan''': Isaac!
-->'''Isaac''': [[Film/ChildrenoftheCorn Do not blaspheme, Malachi. You know not the laws. He speaks only to me.]]
* Another outtake:
-->'''Lewis''': I'm going to need some Ovaltine.
-->'''Ralphie Parker''': [[Film/AChristmasStory Be...sure to...drink your Ovaltine. A crummy commercial?!]]
-->'''Jeremy''': File this one under "things you do not want to hear from your uncle who you still barely know."
* At a shot of Johnathan suspended in the air:
-->'''Jeremy''': Windgardium Levi-NO-sa. Also, [[SpecialEffectsFailure I haven't seen wire work this f*cking obvious since Highlander.]]
* When Johnathan inspects a room with a stethoscope:
-->'''Jeremy''': Dude, it's not called "The House with a Clock in its Furniture".
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Tarby.]]"
** Later, Jeremy refers to Tarby as "Frank Underwood: Origins".
*** Later still:
-->'''Lewis''': I JUST WANTED TARBY AND I TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RuleofThree F*CKING TARBY!]]
* Jeremy almost removes a sin for a badass gravestone before wondering who would order something like that:
-->'''Jeremy''': Maybe [[Music/{{Motorhead}} Lemmy?]]
* This:
-->'''Florence''': Something is wrong. VERY wrong.
-->'''Jeremy''': Sorry, Cate, even though you and everyone else in the cast and crew said this to Eli Roth, [[TakeThat we still got this movie.]]
* Jeremy points out that a transforming effect [[SpecialEffectsFailure "somehow looks worse than Men In Black, a movie made more than 20 years ago!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Johnathan''': Isaac!
-->'''Isaac''': [[Film/ChildrenoftheCorn Do not blaspheme, Malachi. You know not the laws. He speaks only to me.]]
* Another outtake:
-->'''Lewis''': I'm going to need some Ovaltine.
-->'''Ralphie Parker''': [[Film/AChristmasStory Be...sure to...drink your Ovaltine. A crummy commercial?!]]
to:
-->'''The Kurgan:''' Of course you
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to the side of
-->'''Jeremy''': File this one under "things you do not want to hear from your uncle who you still barely know."
* At a
-->'''Jeremy''': Windgardium Levi-NO-sa. Also, [[SpecialEffectsFailure I haven't seen wire work this f*cking obvious since Highlander.]]
* When Johnathan inspects a room with a stethoscope:
-->'''Jeremy''': Dude, it's not called "The House with a Clock in its Furniture".
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Tarby.]]"
** Later, Jeremy refers to Tarby as "Frank Underwood: Origins".
*** Later still:
-->'''Lewis''': I JUST WANTED TARBY AND I TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RuleofThree F*CKING TARBY!]]
* Jeremy
-->'''Jeremy''': Maybe [[Music/{{Motorhead}} Lemmy?]]
* This:
-->'''Florence''': Something is wrong. VERY wrong.
-->'''Jeremy''': Sorry, Cate, even though you and everyone else in the cast and crew said this to Eli Roth, [[TakeThat we still got this movie.
** Later:
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, you had your shot, movie. And you blew it.
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the next:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Juan narrowly avoids being chopped in half by an ancient technique called "film editing".
* Jeremy
* One of
-->'''Johnathan''': Isaac!
-->'''Isaac''': [[Film/ChildrenoftheCorn Do not blaspheme, Malachi. You know not
* At a shot of a man [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat impaled on a sword]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Matunas survives this. Seriously!
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove you were immortal?! LET'S F*CK!"
* At a shot of animated demons through the
* Another outtake:
-->'''Lewis''': I'm going to need some Ovaltine.
-->'''Ralphie Parker''': [[Film/AChristmasStory Be...sure to...drink your Ovaltine. A crummy commercial?!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Highlander: Fantasia.
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[[folder: ''How the Grinch Stole Christmas'']]
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic comes back [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E47 one more time]], to co-host this review in [[RhymesOnADime Seussian rhyme]].
* The Critic tells Jeremy that rhyming is easy, but at the very end, he admits that it was not easy at all, and agrees never to do it again.
* At the beginning, when they learn that Creator/AnthonyHopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in ''Film/TheRite''.\\
'''Critic:''' Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]?
** This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care."
--->'''Jeremy:''' Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey.
* Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think are so long that they ask if anyone is in favor of skipping it. Cue a bunch of raised hands, followed by them saying, "Thank you!" and skipping it.
* Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much.
* As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...\\
'''Critic:''' "Hehe, dying tickles!"
* When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation...
-->'''Critic:''' How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground!
* In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene...
-->'''Critic:''' Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue!
* When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because he is green...
-->'''Critic:''' A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.]]
* The only part in the entire review that isn't said in rhyme is Jeremy's response to the Grinch's heart growing three sizes, which is a blunt...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
* During the Grinch's backstory, when he is shown as a child in school, the Critic spoofs the ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies'' theme song: "Grinchy babies, they make nightmares come truuuuuuuue!"
** One clip in the post-review stinger replays the aforementioned scene, this time with the actual ''Muppet Babies'' theme playing.
* This line:
-->'''The Grinch:''' They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!
-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
* The Critic's response to the Grinch "speaking in rhyme":
-->'''Critic:''' Tricky, we know, and you can see why, but at least we're attempting. You didn't even try.
* As the Grinch goes down to Whoville in his rocket-powered sled...
-->'''Grinch:''' I'm going to throw up! [[LargeHam AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!]]\\
'''Critic:''' If that would mean ending this movie, please try! ''*ding*''
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic comes back [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E47 one more time]], to co-host this review in [[RhymesOnADime Seussian rhyme]].
* The Critic tells Jeremy that rhyming is easy, but at the very end, he admits that it was not easy at all, and agrees never to do it again.
* At the beginning, when they learn that Creator/AnthonyHopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in ''Film/TheRite''.\\
'''Critic:''' Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]?
** This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care."
--->'''Jeremy:''' Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey.
* Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think are so long that they ask if anyone is in favor of skipping it. Cue a bunch of raised hands, followed by them saying, "Thank you!" and skipping it.
* Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much.
* As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...\\
'''Critic:''' "Hehe, dying tickles!"
* When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation...
-->'''Critic:''' How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground!
* In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene...
-->'''Critic:''' Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue!
* When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because he is green...
-->'''Critic:''' A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.]]
* The only part in the entire review that isn't said in rhyme is Jeremy's response to the Grinch's heart growing three sizes, which is a blunt...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
* During the Grinch's backstory, when he is shown as a child in school, the Critic spoofs the ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies'' theme song: "Grinchy babies, they make nightmares come truuuuuuuue!"
** One clip in the post-review stinger replays the aforementioned scene, this time with the actual ''Muppet Babies'' theme playing.
* This line:
-->'''The Grinch:''' They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!
-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
* The Critic's response to the Grinch "speaking in rhyme":
-->'''Critic:''' Tricky, we know, and you can see why, but at least we're attempting. You didn't even try.
* As the Grinch goes down to Whoville in his rocket-powered sled...
-->'''Grinch:''' I'm going to throw up! [[LargeHam AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!]]\\
'''Critic:''' If that would mean ending this movie, please try! ''*ding*''
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[[folder: ''How the Grinch Stole Christmas'']]
''Hitch'']]
*WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic comes back [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E47 one more time]], to co-host this review in [[RhymesOnADime Seussian rhyme]].
* The Critic tellsJeremy that rhyming is easy, but at the very end, gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he admits that actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James to show up just so it was not easy at all, and agrees never to do it again.
* At the beginning, when they learn that Creator/AnthonyHopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in ''Film/TheRite''.\\
'''Critic:''' Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]?
** This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care."
--->'''Jeremy:''' Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey.
* Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think arewouldn't be so long that they ask if anyone is in favor of skipping it. Cue a bunch of raised hands, followed by them saying, "Thank you!" and skipping it.
* Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much.
* As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...\\
'''Critic:''' "Hehe, dying tickles!"
* When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation...
-->'''Critic:''' How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground!
* In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene...
-->'''Critic:''' Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue!
* When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because he is green...
-->'''Critic:''' A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.boring.]]
*The only part in Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the entire review that camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Ben:''' You've got to listen to me, man!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This isn'tsaid in rhyme acting. [[TakeThat This is Jeremy's response what Michael Rapaport says to the Grinch's heart growing three sizes, which is people on a blunt...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
daily basis.]]
* During a flashback sequence where Hitch meets his girlfriend and takes of his glasses for theGrinch's backstory, when he is shown as a child in school, first time:
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be theCritic spoofs the ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies'' theme song: "Grinchy babies, they make nightmares come truuuuuuuue!"
** One clipsame.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION'' with her hotness?!
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.
* This:
-->'''Albert:''' I've had several...bad experiences in thepost-review stinger replays past...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]] and I can't help but take it personally.
* Jeremy is floored that theaforementioned scene, this time with the actual ''Muppet Babies'' theme playing.
* This line:
-->'''The Grinch:''' They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!
-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
* The Critic's response to the Grinch "speaking in rhyme":
-->'''Critic:''' Tricky, we know, and you can see why, but at least we're attempting. You didn't even try.
* As the Grinch goes down to Whoville in his rocket-powered sled...
-->'''Grinch:''' I'mmovie is eventually going to throw up! [[LargeHam AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!]]\\
'''Critic:''' Ifmake Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would mean ending be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while on the phone:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of a newspaper:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]]
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the movie,please try! ''*ding*''Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and this movie.]]
*
* The Critic tells
* At the beginning, when they learn that Creator/AnthonyHopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in ''Film/TheRite''.\\
'''Critic:''' Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]?
** This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care."
--->'''Jeremy:''' Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey.
* Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think are
* Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much.
* As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...\\
'''Critic:''' "Hehe, dying tickles!"
* When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation...
-->'''Critic:''' How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground!
* In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene...
-->'''Critic:''' Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue!
* When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because he is green...
-->'''Critic:''' A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.
*
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Ben:''' You've got to listen to me, man!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This isn't
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
* During a flashback sequence where Hitch meets his girlfriend and takes of his glasses for the
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be the
** One clip
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION'' with her hotness?!
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.
* This:
-->'''Albert:''' I've had several...bad experiences in the
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]] and I can't help but take it personally.
* Jeremy is floored that the
* This line:
-->'''The Grinch:''' They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!
-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
* The Critic's response to the Grinch "speaking in rhyme":
-->'''Critic:''' Tricky, we know, and you can see why, but at least we're attempting. You didn't even try.
* As the Grinch goes down to Whoville in his rocket-powered sled...
-->'''Grinch:''' I'm
'''Critic:''' If
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while on the phone:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of a newspaper:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]]
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the movie,
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[[folder: ''Hocus Pocus'']]
* The video description gives Jeremy's opinion of the movie:
-->'''Video Description:''' This movie has somehow become a nostalgic beloved classic, and that sh*t is WRONG. This movie is TERRIBLE. This movie is sinny.
* When the witches suck out a child's soul:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheStoner These witches apparently mistook children for weed.]]
* This:
-->'''Thackery:''' You hag! There is not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's not-enough-childrenist!]]
* Jeremy's comments on Ice:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This guy is about as likeable as the actual ICE.]]
* At a group of masked costumegoers at a Halloween party, Jeremy declares that they're part of "an [[CrossesTheLineTwice Eyes Wide Shut orgy]]".
* This bit:
-->'''Max:''' Come on, it's just a bunch of hocus pocus!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This is such an obvious Roll Credits moments that I'm convinced the screenwriters started from here.]]
* This:
-->'''Mary:''' I smell...children.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie unintentionally inspires a terrible Marylin Manson album.]]
* When the Sandersons come across a road:
-->'''Sarah:''' Tis as firm as stone!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This was the same amount of surprise that my college girlfriend registered the first time we slept with each other.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy being dumbfounded at all the nostalgia surrounding the movie.
* At a cameo appearance by Garry Marshall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think Garry Marshall is only DRESSED as Satan, but once you see Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Exit to Eden AND Raising Helen, you will know in your heart that this is no act.
* During the "I Put A Spell On You" sequence:
-->'''Winnie:''' Now dance! Dance until you die!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that was Steve Rubell's mandate for anyone that attended Studio 54 in the 70's.
* When the Sandersons come back from being burned:
-->'''Winnie:''' I want my book.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* When Max and Allison hold hands:
-->'''Jeremy:''' NOW he's not a virgin!
* This:
-->'''Dani:''' It doesn't matter how young or beautiful you are! You sold your soul!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]
* The final sin of the movie, when the spell book opens its eye:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahaha, they thought they were going to get a-]]
** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to an article saying Hocus Pocus is getting a sequel on Disney Plus]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t!
* One of the outtakes show [[Film/RaidersoftheLostArk Indy and Marian tied up while the Sanderson sisters are being executed]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Hook'']]
* In a scene where the kids are sent to bed before eight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it not even 8 O'clock yet? Why is a kid this age going to bed before the next episode of "Series/{{Dinosaurs}}" comes on?
* Jeremy attempts to say "Roll Credits" only to keep getting interupted by Toodles repeating Hook.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. Well, you get the idea.
* "Hook hookers".
* "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". This wasn't a sin. Jeremy just wanted to say "Slutty Scuba Mermaids".
* When Peter calls himself "Pan the Avenger".
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh Jesus, not another [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Avenger]]. We've already got way too many.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''House of the Dead'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Title Card''': BOLL KG PRODUCTION PRESENTS
-->'''Jeremy''': Jesus, I can feel my face getting [[SmallNameBigEgo boxed in right now]]. ''*ding*''
* An colorful invitation to "Gathering" is displayed on a post card.
-->'''Jeremy''': This either a rave or an invitation into a volcano cult. 50/50 chance, but like I said, these people really love acid.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:''The House with a Clock in its Walls'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Johnathan''': I look forward to meeting you.
-->'''Jeremy''': What is up with Jack Black's accent here? He's a warlock that lives in Michigan, not some gun-toting Buster Scruggs wannabe.
* Jeremy points out a subtle reference to Back to the Future with a movie marquee showing "Spaceman from Pluto" before sinning it because "it just makes me want to watch Back to the Future instead."
* A sin is added for [[TakeThat Eli Roth's directorial credit]] without any explanation or even stopping the video.
* During Johnathan and Florence's conversation, Jeremy adds a sin for "banter." When their conversation leads to them insulting each other, Jeremy sins it for [[CrossesTheLineTwice "SEXY banter."]]
** Later on, he sins them for [[BrickJoke "REALLY SEXY banter. Just f*ck already!"]]
* At a shot of the house:
-->'''Jeremy''': You could tell me that this shot is from this movie, Goosebumps or Miss Peregrine's Hogwarts for Gifted Youngsters and I would literally not be able to tell them apart. This sh*t really does roll all together, doesn't it?
* When Selena shows up:
-->'''Jeremy''': AHH! [[ActorAllusion It's a sudden Lily J. Potter!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lewis''': Brave, brave, brave...
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film?]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!]]
* Jeremy refers to a scene of hanging portrait characters as being too PG: "and not the 80's PG, when you could get away with some serious sh*t."
* This bit:
-->'''Johnathan''': The house likes you.
-->'''Lewis''': The house can't like anything! It's a house!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's houseist!]]
* Jeremy refers to the titular house as "if Pee-Wee's Playhouse f*cked The Haunted Mansion" and isn't sure if that should count as a sin.
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': This house was once owned by another warlock, Isaac Izzard and his wife Selena.
-->'''Jeremy''': What about his son, Eddie?
* This bit:
-->'''Johnathan''': He passed away and left a magical clock in the walls.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Abracadabra Credits!]]
* Jeremy sins a toilet humor joke twice, one for the joke itself and another for the effects department having to work on that joke.
** Jeremy later recalls that "there was 100% less jokes about sh*t in the book".
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': Let me show you what a little bit of WEIRD can do...
-->'''Jeremy''': File this one under "things you do not want to hear from your uncle who you still barely know."
* At a shot of Johnathan suspended in the air:
-->'''Jeremy''': Windgardium Levi-NO-sa. Also, [[SpecialEffectsFailure I haven't seen wire work this f*cking obvious since Highlander.]]
* When Johnathan inspects a room with a stethoscope:
-->'''Jeremy''': Dude, it's not called "The House with a Clock in its Furniture".
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Tarby.]]"
** Later, Jeremy refers to Tarby as "Frank Underwood: Origins".
*** Later still:
-->'''Lewis''': I JUST WANTED TARBY AND I TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RuleofThree F*CKING TARBY!]]
* Jeremy almost removes a sin for a badass gravestone before wondering who would order something like that:
-->'''Jeremy''': Maybe [[Music/{{Motorhead}} Lemmy?]]
* This:
-->'''Florence''': Something is wrong. VERY wrong.
-->'''Jeremy''': Sorry, Cate, even though you and everyone else in the cast and crew said this to Eli Roth, [[TakeThat we still got this movie.]]
* Jeremy points out that a transforming effect [[SpecialEffectsFailure "somehow looks worse than Men In Black, a movie made more than 20 years ago!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Johnathan''': Isaac!
-->'''Isaac''': [[Film/ChildrenoftheCorn Do not blaspheme, Malachi. You know not the laws. He speaks only to me.]]
* Another outtake:
-->'''Lewis''': I'm going to need some Ovaltine.
-->'''Ralphie Parker''': [[Film/AChristmasStory Be...sure to...drink your Ovaltine. A crummy commercial?!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''How the Grinch Stole Christmas'']]
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic comes back [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E47 one more time]], to co-host this review in [[RhymesOnADime Seussian rhyme]].
* The Critic tells Jeremy that rhyming is easy, but at the very end, he admits that it was not easy at all, and agrees never to do it again.
* At the beginning, when they learn that Creator/AnthonyHopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in ''Film/TheRite''.\\
'''Critic:''' Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]?
** This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care."
--->'''Jeremy:''' Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey.
* Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think are so long that they ask if anyone is in favor of skipping it. Cue a bunch of raised hands, followed by them saying, "Thank you!" and skipping it.
* Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much.
* As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...\\
'''Critic:''' "Hehe, dying tickles!"
* When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation...
-->'''Critic:''' How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground!
* In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene...
-->'''Critic:''' Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue!
* When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because he is green...
-->'''Critic:''' A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.]]
* The only part in the entire review that isn't said in rhyme is Jeremy's response to the Grinch's heart growing three sizes, which is a blunt...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
* During the Grinch's backstory, when he is shown as a child in school, the Critic spoofs the ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies'' theme song: "Grinchy babies, they make nightmares come truuuuuuuue!"
** One clip in the post-review stinger replays the aforementioned scene, this time with the actual ''Muppet Babies'' theme playing.
* This line:
-->'''The Grinch:''' They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!
-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
* The Critic's response to the Grinch "speaking in rhyme":
-->'''Critic:''' Tricky, we know, and you can see why, but at least we're attempting. You didn't even try.
* As the Grinch goes down to Whoville in his rocket-powered sled...
-->'''Grinch:''' I'm going to throw up! [[LargeHam AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!]]\\
'''Critic:''' If that would mean ending this movie, please try! ''*ding*''
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-->'''Jeremy:''' OK, so new leader in the clubhouse to come back in the climax...drowning barely edges out bees. One of those is sure to come back. Though if he somehow encounters [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs bees WHILE drowning]], I'll remove 5 sins because [[CrazyAwesome that's just rad.]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' OK, so new leader in the clubhouse to come back in the climax...drowning barely edges out bees. One of those is sure to come back. Though if he somehow encounters [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs bees WHILE drowning]], I'll remove 5 sins because [[CrazyAwesome [[TotallyRadical that's just rad.]]
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* One of the outtakes plays [[Film/Beetlejuice Otho's encantation when the dead return to the land of the living.]]
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* One of the outtakes plays [[Film/Beetlejuice [[{{Film/Beetlejuice}} Otho's encantation when the dead return to the land of the living.]]
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* Jeremy adds 10 sins for the [[Squick scene of Erica pulling glass out of her eye.]]
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* Jeremy adds 10 sins for the [[Squick [[{{Squick}} scene of Erica pulling glass out of her eye.]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie's like [[RunningGag my college girlfriend]], [[SubvertedRunningGag all foreplay and no zero orgasm.]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie's like [[RunningGag my college girlfriend]], [[SubvertedRunningGag [[RunningGagStumbles all foreplay and no zero orgasm.]]
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-->'''Jeremy''': You mean, Insecticons? [[RealityEnsues Sorry, Josh, Hasbro already invented that sh*t. Looks like you're fired now.]]
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-->'''Jeremy''': You mean, Insecticons? [[RealityEnsues Sorry, Josh, Hasbro already invented that sh*t. Looks like you're fired now.]]
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--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RealityEnsues Charlie died from hypothermia thanks to that f*cking hole in the ceiling directly above him!]]
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--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RealityEnsues Charlie died from hypothermia thanks to that f*cking hole in the ceiling directly above him!]]him!
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-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RealityEnsues He might. When he, you know, gets arrested for kidnapping a minor.]]
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-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RealityEnsues [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome He might. When he, you know, gets arrested for kidnapping a minor.]]