History Funny / Catdog

** Winslow claims that everyone likes Dog better than Cat. We then see a pair of live-action children watching the show stating that they like Cat best, and the room is plastered with posters of Cat!

* [[Creator/JimCummings Cat]] and [[Creator/TomKenny Dog]] imitating Scottish accents in "Shepherd Dog".

%%* Safety Sammy, period.
%%** "Hi! My name is Safety Sammy! The world is not your friend!"
%%** [[CatchPhrase "OWIE!"]]
%%** "And always look before you leap! [[OhCrap OWIE!]]"
%%** [-[[BlackComedy "Dedicated to the memory of Safety Sammy."]]-]

* Safety Sammy, period.
** "Hi! My name is Safety Sammy! The world is not your friend!"
** [[CatchPhrase "OWIE!"]]
** "And always look before you leap! [[OhCrap OWIE!]]"
** [-[[BlackComedy "Dedicated to the memory of Safety Sammy."]]-]

-->"Thinking is fun! It makes the brain happy!"\\

--> '''Cat''': "Dog, do something!"
--> '''Dog''': (does some weird funny thing with his hands)
--> '''Cat''': "What are you doing?"
--> '''Dog''': "[[LiteralMinded I'm doin' something]]!"

--> '''Random Senator #1''': This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen a President do!
--> '''Random Senator #2''': Oh, you're new here, eh?
--> ''(the second senator gives the first a photo; [[TakeOurWordForIt we don't see what's on it,]] [[NoodleIncident but it's clearly embarrassing]])''

--> '''Balloon Guy''': Tell my wife to have a happy Thanksgiving!

-->'''Winslow''': Heya Cat-doooh... (sees Dog supposedly eating Cat, turns around and goes back into his room.) [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Nevermind.]]

-->'''Pirate!Cliff:''' FIRE OLD BETSY!\\

** Also from Work Force, [=CatDog=] are standing just before the door to the food court after a tall flight of stairs. A server comes out and trips over [=CatDog=]'s body, screaming as he tumbles the long way down.

** When the MallSanta [[spoiler:turns out to be the real deal]], Mr. Sunshine questions if this means the Easter Bunny is real. Santa proceeds to snark that he better be, since he owes him money.

-->'''Dog:''' You're a naughty girl!
-->'''Rancine:''' And proud of it!

-->'''Shriek:''' You should see me in my footie pajamas.
-->'''Lube:''' You should see ''me'' in her footie pajamas.

--> Trick or treat, smell my pits\\

-->'''Dog''': Where's the schwimmin' pool?
-->'''Cat''': What "schwimmin' pool?"
-->'''Dog''': How are they gonna play Marco Polo without a swimming pool?
-->'''Cat''': Not ''Marco'' Polo, ''regular'' polo! Polo, on horses!
-->''(Cue Dog having an ImagineSpot of a horse wearing water wings and flailing around in a pool)''
-->'''Dog''': [[SeriousBusiness BUT HORSES CAN'T SWIM!]]

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[[caption-width-right:251:"Hiya, [=CatDo=]-- [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere nevermind]]."]]

* Cat and Dog imitating Winslow in "Winslow Falls In Love" and ending up insulting some of the women [[YouNeedToGetLaid they try to find for him]].

* ''Mondo [=CatDog=]'' in "[=CatDog=]umentary". It has funny scenes like a rhinoceros prop falling, [=CatDog=] acting like a chameleon and the last scene is a parody of ''Disney/TheLionKing''.

-->'''Cat''': That was ''not'' a fire hydrant, Dog; that was the dog catcher's leg!

* Cat and Dog imitating Winslow in "Winslow Falls In Love" and end up insulting some of the women [[YouNeedToGetLaid they try to find for him.]]

* In "Lady is a Shriek", Cliff and Lube find Shriek putting on a dress and they make fun of her, saying "Only girls wear dresses." Shriek bluntly tells them she ''is'' a girl, causing the male Greasers to freak out and run out of their house screaming.

-->'''Dog''': [[SeriousBusiness BUT HORSES CAN'T SWIM!]]