History Funny / Cars

20th May '17 11:52:01 AM ngh93
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-->'''Lightning''': Ow! Ow that--(''saguaro falls on top of him'') OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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-->'''Lightning''': Ow! Ow Ow, that--(''saguaro falls on top of him'') OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!'''''OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!'''''
13th May '17 4:46:22 PM ngh93
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-->'''Minnie''': [exhausted] Oh, for the love of Chrysler, can we please ask someone for directions?
-->'''Van:''' [delirious and hysterical] NO! There's another ramp close! I KNOW IT! I CAN FEEL IT! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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-->'''Minnie''': [exhausted] ''[exhausted]'' Oh, for the love of Chrysler, can we please ask someone for directions?
-->'''Van:''' [delirious ''[delirious and hysterical] hysterical]'' NO! There's another ramp close! I KNOW IT! I CAN FEEL IT! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!![[LaughingMad HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!!!]]
10th May '17 9:32:02 AM CartoonQueen99
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-->'''Harv:''' "You can't buy this kind of publicity! I don't know what you need me for! That's just an expression, by the way, you signed a contract."

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-->'''Harv:''' "You can't buy this kind of publicity! I don't know what What do you need me for! for? That's just an expression, a figure of speech, by the way, you signed a contract."
2nd May '17 6:48:19 AM TrueBlue170
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-->'''Lightning:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Radiator Springs! A HAPPY place! ''[Bessie squirts a blob of pavement on him]'' Oh! Okay, Bessie, you think that's funny?! GREAT! I'M TALKING TO BESSIE NOW! I'M TALKING TO '''''BESSIE!!'''''

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-->'''Lightning:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Radiator Springs! A HAPPY place! ''[Bessie squirts a blob of pavement on him]'' Oh! Okay, Bessie, you think that's funny?! GREAT! I'M TALKING TO BESSIE NOW! I'M TALKING TO '''''BESSIE!!'''''''BESSIE!!''
2nd May '17 6:48:03 AM TrueBlue170
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-->'''Lightning:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Radiator Springs! A HAPPY place! ''[Bessie squirts a blob of pavement on him]'' Oh! Okay, Bessie, you think that's funny?! Great! I'm talking to Bessie now! I'M TALKING TO BESSIE!!

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-->'''Lightning:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Radiator Springs! A HAPPY place! ''[Bessie squirts a blob of pavement on him]'' Oh! Okay, Bessie, you think that's funny?! Great! I'm talking to Bessie now! GREAT! I'M TALKING TO BESSIE!!BESSIE NOW! I'M TALKING TO '''''BESSIE!!'''''
2nd May '17 6:45:30 AM TrueBlue170
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--> '''Lightning:''' Don't leave me here! I'm in Hillbilly Hell! My IQ is dropping by the second!! ''I'M BECOMING ONE OF THEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!''

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--> '''Lightning:''' Don't leave me here! I'm in Hillbilly Hell! My IQ is dropping by the second!! ''I'M BECOMING ONE OF THEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!''THEEEEEEMMMMM!!''
4th Apr '17 5:03:27 PM HawkbitAlpha
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'''Lizzie:''' What? I wasn't talking to you.

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'''Lizzie:''' [[HypocriticalHumor What? I wasn't talking to you.]]
3rd Apr '17 2:45:21 PM ngh93
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'''Sally''': We siphoned your gas while you were passed out. ''Kachow.'' (''shines her headlight in Lightning's face; Lighning grumbles.'')

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'''Sally''': We siphoned your gas while you were passed out. ''Kachow.'' (''shines her headlight in Lightning's face; Lighning Lightning grumbles.'')



--> Hey! Was that floating like a Cadillac or was that stinging like a Beamer? I'm confused! You drive like ya fix roads! ''Lousy!''

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--> '''Doc''': Hey! Was that floating like a Cadillac or was that stinging like a Beamer? I'm confused! You drive like ya fix roads! ''Lousy!''
3rd Apr '17 2:44:46 PM ngh93
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Added DiffLines:

'''Lightning''': B-B-But-But...H-H-H-How-How did...?\\
'''Sally''': We siphoned your gas while you were passed out. ''Kachow.'' (''shines her headlight in Lightning's face; Lighning grumbles.'')
17th Mar '17 3:00:39 PM HawkbitAlpha
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* Every morning, Sarge raises the flag while playing "Reveille" and Fillmore plays the Music/JimiHendrix's rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner" loudly next door:

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* [[RunningGag Every morning, morning]], Sarge raises the flag while playing "Reveille" and Fillmore plays the Music/JimiHendrix's rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner" loudly next door:
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