History Funny / CarnivalPhantasm

** And in retaliation to above, Illya goes all [[LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex Index]] and [[ManBitesMan bites Rin's head]] like a lamprey on a salmon, complete with ''chainsaw'' sound effects.

** Cue Kohaku facing obstacles like [[InvisibleBlock Invisible Coin Blocks]], replaying fighting scenes from Tsukihime, [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Unlimited Blade Works]] and [[LightNovel/FateZero Fate/Zero]], to tell Akiha that Koha-Ace is animated only to realize that she used up the entire budget in the action scenes and Saber's fee just now.

* Phantasmoon Season 2's preview: Akiha Vermillion's final message written in blood after she's stabbed in the back. What clue does she give to everyone in order to identify her murderer? "[[ACupAngst Giant]] [[GagBoobs boobs]]."

** Archer's comment near the end sealed the deal: he reminded Rin that Shirou had told her ''exactly'' what to do when he asked her to record a show, and that she was needlessly complicating things. Of course Rin wasn't too happy about it and kicking him out of the house.
** In the end... [[EpicFail She still manages to screw it up]] (Mostly by pressing random buttons), although at least she ended up recording something.

** When he reaches the store, it's closed. Berserker furiously beats the security gate with Lancer before leveling the neighborhood, obliviously defeating Saber.

** In episode 12, Kotomine complains to Grail-kun that Lancer is useless because he keeps dying. Grail-kun's solution is to give him a "[[KnifeNut Servant Strengthening Device]]".

** When Gilgamesh starts becoming submissive to the now domineering Saber, Rin snarks that [[BastardGirlfriend this must be Gilgamesh's type.]]

--->'''Caster''': What did you say!? You just don't understand the charm of mature and sexy women, you lolicon doll!

'''Caster''': What did you say!? You just don't understand the charm of mature and sexy women, you lolicon doll!
'''Illya''': Shut up! All Japanese are lolicons!

-->'''Archer''': In other words, we're doing things like usual...

-->'''Rin:''' Are you a middle-aged man complaining about his job?

-->'''Grail-kun:''' You should just kill him and forge a contract with another Servant.
-->'''Kotomine:''' ''[as he pulls the knife out of the floor]'' You're right.

--> '''Shirou''': I couldn't fix the rocket.
--> '''Shiki''': Eh?

** After her introduction in school, Shiki drags her out to the field and ask how she did it. However when she was seens dozing off Shiki says [[GratuitousEnglish "Are you sleeping?!"]]. He even makes a LampshadeHanging on why she's using a clichéd scene of a pretty girl transferring to his school.

* The Second skit is also no slouch as Rin and Illya tries to fight over the sleeping Shirou.

--> '''Saber:''' ''*Looks up and down the hall before easing herself down*'' ...Quietly...
--> '''Rin:''' ''*Directly behind her*'' And what might you be doing?
--> '''Saber:''' ''*Squeaks and shoots up*'' Ri--!!
--> '''Rin:''' Nope, stay quiet. ''*Saber shuts down and fumbles around for an explanation*''

--->'''Arcueid:''' A rubber man!

-->'''Saber Alter:''' I'm a [[ElegantGothicLolita cute gothic-lolita]] [[{{Meido}} maid]]-[[FanserviceWithASmile waitress]], ''sir''!
-->'''Gilgamesh (completely cowed by her exercise of forcefully charismatic authority):''' Uh... I'm sorry.

-->'''Rin''': That is sad in more ways than one...

--> "The mouth is the source of disaster!"

--> '''Kohaku''': Now there's two of me! :D

--> '''Archer''': [[ShoutOut Oh my god]]! [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark They killed Lancer]]!
--> '''Taiga''': [[TheyKilledKennyAgain You bastards!]].

---> '''Arcueid:''' What an asshole! He's going to get killed for sure! Right Shiki?
---> '''Shiki:''' Y-Yeah.

-->'''Illya''': I won't lose to the King of Hungry!

-->'''Illya''': Mature women have no value these days!
-->'''Caster''': What did you say!? You just don't understand the charm of mature and sexy women, you lolicon doll!
-->'''Illya''': Shut up! All Japanese are lolicons!

-->'''Ko-Gil''': Oh no! Something's awakening inside her!
-->'''Lancer''': Stop her! Stop our Master!

* And then, she needs a pig to prepare her okonomiyaki. Her solution? ''Mugging Nrvnqsr Chaos for the pig among his beasts''.

** Made doubly funny simply by [[RapeAsComedy Nrvnqsr's expressions]] during the whole mugging.

** The fact that when Saber returns home, she returns to normal at the drop of a hat [[CantActPervertedTowardALoveInterest as soon as Shirou welcomes her home,]] capped off by her ahoge popping back out with a deflated little squeak.

* Rider's various methods at keeping Shinji from further abusing Sakura by "accidentally" hurting him, along with some of her excuses such as having an "Airhead" skill.