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** Later in the movie Ben plays Monopoly with the guerrillas and cleans them out. When they complain, he repeats Ron's response.

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** Later in the movie movie, Ben plays Monopoly with the guerrillas and cleans them out. When they complain, he repeats Ron's response.
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--> '''Captain Ron''': Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga.

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--> '''Captain Ron''': Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga.''Saratoga''.

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* Katherine's anger that Ben spilled milk on her paperwork is understandable. Her "exact" reasoning however is, a bit questionable.
--> '''Katherine''': Who put food, on the kitchen table?!
** One would have to wonder, where else is the poor kid expected to put food?



--> '''Ben''': Well that's... Half the money I have left.

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--> '''Ben''': Well Well, that's... Half the money I have left.



* After Martin dumps the guns Ron traded for overboard, he finds out the price is giving the local guerrillas a ride. When he balks, Ron says that's no problem, as they'll call the deal off in exchange for their guns back. Martin then looks forlornly at where the guns sank.
* When the ship gets lost in a storm, Ron assures the others that they're very close to land and safety. After an encouraging, dramatic buildup, Ron explains how they left with just enough fuel to reach San Juan, and now that the boat is out of fuel, they must be extremely close to San Juan. Furious at finding out they're without fuel in the middle of a storm, Martin starts strangling Ron, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight only to be interrupted by someone pointing out that they actually are arriving at San Juan.]]

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* After Martin dumps the guns guns, Ron traded for overboard, he finds out the price is giving the local guerrillas a ride. When he balks, Ron says that's no problem, as they'll call the deal off in exchange for their guns back. Martin then looks forlornly at where the guns sank.
* When the ship gets lost in a storm, Ron assures the others that they're very close to land and safety. After an encouraging, dramatic buildup, Ron explains how they left with just enough fuel to reach San Juan, and now that the boat is out of fuel, they must be extremely close to San Juan. Furious at finding out they're there without fuel in the middle of a storm, Martin starts strangling Ron, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight only to be interrupted by someone pointing out that they actually are arriving at San Juan.]]
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** Later in the movie Ben plays Monopoly with the guerrillas and cleans them out. When they complain, he repeats Ron's response.

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** Later in the movie Ben plays Monopoly with the guerrillas and cleans them out. When they complain, he repeats Ron's response.response.
* After Martin dumps the guns Ron traded for overboard, he finds out the price is giving the local guerrillas a ride. When he balks, Ron says that's no problem, as they'll call the deal off in exchange for their guns back. Martin then looks forlornly at where the guns sank.
* When the ship gets lost in a storm, Ron assures the others that they're very close to land and safety. After an encouraging, dramatic buildup, Ron explains how they left with just enough fuel to reach San Juan, and now that the boat is out of fuel, they must be extremely close to San Juan. Furious at finding out they're without fuel in the middle of a storm, Martin starts strangling Ron, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight only to be interrupted by someone pointing out that they actually are arriving at San Juan.]]
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--> '''Captain Ron''': Yeah, shit happens. Cough it up.

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--> '''Captain Ron''': Yeah, shit happens. Cough it up.up.
** Later in the movie Ben plays Monopoly with the guerrillas and cleans them out. When they complain, he repeats Ron's response.
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* While trying to navigate through a cluster of boats, Captain Ron fails to inspire much confidence in Martin.
--> '''Martin''': Slow down! There's boats all over the place!
--> '''Captain Ron''': Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga.
* Captain Ron, explaining how he lost his eye, and lost his last job.
--> '''Captain Ron''': It happened when I went down off the coast of Australia.
--> '''Katherine''': Your boat sank?
--> '''Captain Ron''': No, no, no, no. Not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef. Huge son-of-a-bitch. Ran the whole coast.
--> '''Katherine''': Wait. The Great Barrier Reef?
--> '''Captain Ron''': You've heard of it, huh? Smart lady.
* The U.S. State Department send an agent to "help" Martin and Katherine in on San Juan.
--> '''Agent''': Mr. and Mrs. Harvey? I'm Bill Zachary from the U.S. State Department. I've got some good news for you.
--> '''Katherine''': Oh. You found our children.
--> '''Agent''': No. But you're not being charged with subversion.
* Ben and Captain Ron play Monopoly, for "real" money.
--> '''Captain Ron''': Three houses, 375! That's 37 cents.
--> '''Ben''': Well that's... Half the money I have left.
--> '''Captain Ron''': Yeah, shit happens. Cough it up.

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