History Funny / CaptainRon

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* While trying to navigate through a cluster of boats, Captain Ron fails to inspire much confidence in Martin.
--> '''Martin''': Slow down! There's boats all over the place!
--> '''Captain Ron''': Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga.
* Captain Ron, explaining how he lost his eye, and lost his last job.
--> '''Captain Ron''': It happened when I went down off the coast of Australia.
--> '''Katherine''': Your boat sank?
--> '''Captain Ron''': No, no, no, no. Not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef. Huge son-of-a-bitch. Ran the whole coast.
--> '''Katherine''': Wait. The Great Barrier Reef?
--> '''Captain Ron''': You've heard of it, huh? Smart lady.
* The U.S. State Department send an agent to "help" Martin and Katherine in on San Juan.
--> '''Agent''': Mr. and Mrs. Harvey? I'm Bill Zachary from the U.S. State Department. I've got some good news for you.
--> '''Katherine''': Oh. You found our children.
--> '''Agent''': No. But you're not being charged with subversion.
* Ben and Captain Ron play Monopoly, for "real" money.
--> '''Captain Ron''': Three houses, 375! That's 37 cents.
--> '''Ben''': Well that's... Half the money I have left.
--> '''Captain Ron''': Yeah, shit happens. Cough it up.
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