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* Mike's disastrous attempt to get back with Amanda

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** His plan to stay sober goes out the window pretty quickly when he is too drunk to read the guide he brought in with him, so he just hands it to someone else.
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-->'''Mike:''' You're the one - AmanDUH! - that's gonna be embarrassed! Who's gonna want you now?

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-->'''Mike:''' You're the one - AmanDUH! [=AmanDUH!=] - that's gonna be embarrassed! Who's gonna want you now?
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* Pretty much everything about Kenny and his wigger posse.
** When Kenny shows them his love-making arsenal, one of them spots the candle and immediately assumes Kenny plans to stick it up his own arse.
** Kenny calculates that there will be 10 single girls at the party that he can pick from. As soon as one walks past, he shouts "WASSUP?" at her. She ignores him and his inner narration notes that now there's ''nine'' eligible girls.
** When Kenny does get an opening from a girl, he figures he should wear two condoms at once because he doesn't know where she's been.
** The wiggers go up to some black teens and say "whassup ma niggaz?". Record scratch.
* Mike convinces his friends to ditch their girlfriends so they can spend their college years scoring with college girls. A few hours later, Mike finds out that his friends have all chickened out for various reasons.
** Mike later tries scoring with two girls that he heard were into him. One of them says she heard Mike call them skanky. Cut to Mike sitting alone.
* Somebody tricked the foreign exchange student into saying lewd things. The joke hits its peak when we see Preston trying to have a deep conversation with the guy and getting creeped out when he says "would you like to touch my penis?".
* When William and two other nerds are going over their scheme, the nerds argue about how William used Boba Fett to represent one while the other was stuck with Grand Moff Tarkin. Annoyed, William ditches the Star Wars action figures and represents them with KISS dolls instead. Both nerds groan.
* William's attempts at fitting in with the rest of the party goers hits a snag as soon as he tastes some beer, screaming out loud that the beer must have gone off. Everyone eyeballs him until he realises that beer is ''meant'' to taste off.
** William gets drunk pretty quickly after that and manages to become the life of the party, scoring with several girls.
* The entire subplot with the band that breaks up before they can even perform a single song. When they get back together, the cops bust the party before they can perform.
* Mike's disastrous attempt to get back with Amanda
-->'''Mike:''' You're the one - AmanDUH! - that's gonna be embarrassed! Who's gonna want you now?
-->'''Amanda:''' Somebody.
-->'''Mike:''' Somebody? More like...NOBODY!
-->'''Amanda:''' Wow, Mike. [[SarcasmMode You really got me there]].
** Capped off with some random voice calling Mike a fag and everyone laughing at this once proud jock who can only feebly threaten to beat them up if they don't stop laughing at him.
** It turns out Amanda really didn't have to worry about finding a new boyfriend, as a series of guys come up to her and demonstrate possibly the ''worst'' attempts at flirting in history.
* Mike and William turn out to be the best of friends when they're both drunk.
** When the cops come, William decides to play a getaway tune on the piano rather than run.
* While Mike insults William one more time, the epilogue states that William would eventually become a software tycoon with a supermodel girlfriend. Mike on the other hand would become a washed-up loser.

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