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!!For the pilot movie, ''The Adventure Begins''
* This exchange between Buzz and Warp. Buzz & Warp are investigating an asteroid, and Buzz immediately makes a remark about how he "knows" Zurg is behind whatever they may find there.
-->'''Buzz''': It's my worst fear come true.
-->'''Warp''': Here we go...
-->'''Buzz''': This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance; evil Emperor Zurg! \\
({{beat}})
-->'''Warp:''' ''What'' '''''PLOT'''''?! You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck in a tree!\\
'''Buzz:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That fiend! Why can't he leave the kitty cats out of his nefarious schemes?]]
* How Buzz gains access to Zurg's evil base: Warp knocks on the door, and a Grub answers... at which point Warp slams the door on the guy.
* XR initially repeating everything Buzz says.
-->'''Buzz:''' Could you not do that?\\
'''XR:''' Could you not do that?
* When the [=LGMs=] are showing Buzz XR and Nebula walks in.
-->'''Buzz''': And.. Commander Nebula approved a robot ''ranger''? ....He hates robots.\\
(beat)
-->'''LGM''': Well, he doesn't exactly... know.\\
'''Cmdr. Nebula''': [[RightBehindMe He does, NOW!]]\\
'''LGM''': [[OhCrap Oh, hello, Commander!]]\\
'''Cmdr. Nebula''': So you went ahead and built that expendable ranger?\\
'''LGM''': Uh, ''experimental'' ranger...\\
'''Cmdr. Nebula''': '''''UNAUTHORIZED RANGER!'''''\\
'''LGM''': Well, uh, technically it ''was'' authorized... by you... aha... we slipped it in under our vacation request.\\
'''Cmdr. Nebula''': [[{{Touche}} Craters. They always get me that way]].
** And when they're attempting to rebuild XR later -- the key word being ''attempt'' -- without the [[HiveMind Unimind]], the [=LGMs=] are practically useless, and they use all sorts of NoodleImplements to try and "fix" XR (really they just try to fit stuff into his body), including a ''live chicken''; lampshaded by Buzz when he says "They have ''lost it''."
* Zurg's unoriginal name for his new lackey.
-->'''Zurg''': I shall call you, ''Agent Z''!
-->'''Agent Z''': That's stupid.
-->'''Zurg''': ''(barely audible)'' MY MOTHER USED TO CALL ME THAT!
-->'''Grub''': He really likes that name! He's been saving it for a really evil henchman!
-->'''Agent Z''': [[{{OpinionFlipflop}} Agent Z! Love it! Especially the whole 'Z' thing!]]
* After Zurg steals the Uni-mind, Commander Nebula wonders what he would want with it. Buzz can only assume what he's plotting even as they speak. Then we cut to Zurg's base as he tries to set the first part of his plan into place while losing his patience.
-->'''Cmdr. Nebula''': BLAST! ZURG KNOWS THE LITTLE GREEN GUYS KEEP STAR COMMAND RUNNING! That stinkin' buckethead! HE DID THIS TO CRIPPLE OUR OPERATION!\\
'''Buzz''': No, Commander. If that's all Zurg wanted, he could've destroyed the Uni-Mind. Instead, he had his new lackey Agent Z steal it.\\
'''Cmdr. Nebula''': But why? What's he gonna do with it?\\
'''Buzz''': I don't know exactly. But I believe that Zurg is hatching his most diabolical scheme yet.\\
(''cut to Zurg Tower, bottom left of the screen, subtitles type in "Zurg Tower: New home of the Uni-Mind."'')\\
'''Zurg''': [[IronicEchoCut This is my most diabolical scheme yet!]] Assuming that the freakshow, known as my staff, [[SuddenlyShouting CAN DO ONE THING RIGHT!]]\\
'''Grub''': Of course, my evil emperor. And, uh, who better to give you the good news than, uh... (''Runs off and gets one of the Brain Pods, who is carrying a clipboard of data.'') Brain Pod #13! (''Runs away'')\\
'''Brain Pod #13''': Huh? ''(Looks up at Zurg and screams)'' Okay, hi, uh, Mr. Evil Emperor. How are you? You look very terrific. Very sinister today. Ahem. ''(Clears his throat and puts the clipboard down)'' [[AsYouKnow We believe that just as the Uni-Mind connected all the [=LGMs=], it'd hopefully allow you to reach out and ensnare every innocent mind in the Galactic Alliance. You know, a mind slave, evil puppet scenario. Heheh.]]\\
'''Zurg''': You're telling me my plan. I already ''know'' the plan. I ''made up'' the plan. It's ''my'' plan. What I ''don't'' know is how close you idiots are '''''TO ACCOMPLISHING MY PLAN!'''''\\
'''Brain Pod #13''': Oh, y-y-yeah, kinda an outdoor voice there. (''Looks back at his clipboard'') Okay, naturally, the first step of the plan is to turn the Uni-Mind from "Good" to "Evil", but um...we really don't have any idea how. You see, um...\\
'''Zurg''': '''''LAME-BRAIN!''''' (''fires laser beam from his eyes at Brain Pod #13, who narrowly dodges it and speeds away.'')
* XR's plan for dealing with Zurg.
-->'''XR''': I got [[TwoWordsObviousTrope two words for you all]]. Time share! You all love it. I know, I know. Monday through Wednesday, the universe will admittedly belong to Zurg. But Thursday through Saturday, it's ours! We alternate on Sundays. What d'ya think?
-->'''Cmdr. Nebula''': (''to the [=LGMs=]'') Sweet Mother of Venus, what did you do to him?!\\
'''LGM 1''': We, uh, fixed him.\\
'''LGM 2''': Yeah. I think.\\
'''Cmdr. Nebula''': '''[[SuddenlyShouting GET THAT THING OUTTA HERE!]]'''\\
'''XR''': ''(being carried out of the meeting room)'' What did I say? Come on! You know the time-share idea is solid and you're jealous!
* When Zurg is about to fire his evil invention.
-->'''Zurg''': Soon my Zurgatronic Megaray will be fully operational! Install the Evil Uni-Mind. (''Rockets lift the now-evil Uni-Mind and place at the center of laser.'') Now, load the Crystallic Fusion Cell. The Zurgatronic Megaray will use the Uni-Mind to spread my evil across the universe! Oh-oh, yeah!\\
'''Agent Z''': [[GenreSavvy You haven't won till Lightyear's out of the picture]].\\
(''Grub operating a crane lifts up a giant battery and places it in the slot'')\\
'''Grub''': Fusion Cell loaded!\\
'''Zurg''': Fire Zurgatronic Mega Ray!\\
'''Grub''': Firing [[{{Malaproper}} Zurgarrific]] Ray!\\
'''Zurg''': '''''ZURGATRONIC''''', YOU LACKWIT!\\
'''Grub''': Heheh. Sorry.\\
'''Zurg''': [[ActuallyPrettyFunny "Zurgarrific"'s not bad, though. Let's file it for future use.]] (''machine powers up...then suddenly flickers and dies out; Grub shrugs'') Did you make sure that ''the plus end went to the plus part, AND THE MINUS END'' '''''WENT TO THE MINUS PART?!'''''\\
'''Grub''': (''stammers, and rushes over to the battery to see [[EpicFail it's placed the wrong way]]'') Oh... That would do it, huh?\\
'''Zurg''': [[SurroundedByIdiots Daaargh...!]] (''[[FacePalm facepalms]]'')
* When they cut back to the finally finished Zurgatronic Megaray:
-->'''Zurg''': You're SURE this time?
-->'''Grub''': Uh, reasonably...
-->'''Zurg''': Let's test it out before we hit Star Command. We need a target that won't, uh, shoot back...
-->'''Brain Pod 29''': May I suggest Ryzome, Emperor?
-->'''Zurg''': The planet of the vegetarians! Delicious suggestion, Number, uh... 29. How long have you been with my evil organization?
-->'''Brain Pod 29''': In total, or since I've been a brain in a jar?
-->'''Zurg''': Brain... in a jar.
-->'''Brain Pod 29''': 4 years next week!
-->'''Zurg''': Fascinating! Now...
-->'''Brain Pod 29''': That reminds me, I am due for a cost of living raise! When I gave up my body, certain promises were made...
-->'''Zurg''': [[{{SuddenlyShouting}} I WAS JUST BEING POLITE! I DON'T REALLY CARE! Now, unless anyone else wants to tell me his or her life story, can we SHOOT THE BIG GUN?]]
* There was a moment during the climatic battle where Zurg orders his minions to target his dark HiveMind ray at the 'planet of widows and orphans'.
-->'''Buzz''': (''coming out of hiding'') [[YouMonster You fiend!]]\\
'''Grub''': There he is!\\
'''Zurg''': Heh heh. I knew that would get him.
* This argument:
-->'''Booster''': But Buzz, that's against the rules! In the Star Command mission manual, it clearly states that no ranger is to go into action without backup! I think it's section six, subsection Delta.\\
'''Buzz''': Actually, it's section six, subsection Gamma.\\
'''XR''': He's right, big guy, subsection Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?!\\
'''Buzz''': Because nose rings are for PUNKS, little mister!\\
'''Mira''': Well, if you can take on Zurg alone, I don't see why XR can't get a nose ring.\\
'''XR''': I was just asking a question, I'm not the one getting a nose ring!\\
'''Booster''': Then... who's getting a nose ring? (''{{Gasp}}'') THAT'S why Buzz wants to ditch us!\\
'''Buzz''': I am NOT getting a nose ring! ''Nobody's'' getting a nose ring! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!\\
'''Mira:''' (''smug grin'') Which apparently don't apply to you.\\
'''Buzz''': Of course they apply to me! The rules apply to ''everyone''!\\
'''Mira''': Great. Then you're not facing Zurg alone, and we'll be your backup.\\
'''Buzz:''' (''groans in frustration'') [[LameComeback I want the three of you off this planet, now. And that's an order.]]\\
'''XR and Booster''': (''saluting'') Yes, sir!
* The [[FunWithSubtitles sarcastic subtitles]] telling the viewers where the current scene is taking place:
-->"Zurg Tower. Note: big gun on roof."\\
"LGM Homeworld, under attack. (Obviously)."\\
"Zurg Tower. But you knew that."\\
"Space... duh."\\
"Zurg Tower: [[BrickJoke Now zurgarrifically evil.]]"
* When Buzz reports to Commander Nebula that Mira Nova hijacked the Alpha One to go after Zurg...
-->'''Cmdr. Nebula''': (''smug'') She beat you to it, huh?\\
'''Buzz''': (''Grimaces, looks sheepish'') Eh- yeah, pretty much.
* After the Uni-Mind is saved by Mira phasing Buzz into its core, and then returned to its planet, a couple of [=LGMs=] assure Buzz they're connected again. Then a third one poses, shouts Buzz's catch phrase, and begins to float away somehow before one of the previous two catches him.
* XR's comment about Zurg's MindControl.
-->'''XR''': You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil mastermind, and the best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act! What's next, ''evil'' juggling?
* XR checking up on the Alpha-1 after an unscheduled 'emergency water landing'.
-->'''XR:''' The Alpha-1 is A-Okay, but it asks that we not do that again!
* As Buzz is recording his apparent final speech, Zurg has a camera crew rolling to take the entire thing.
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!!For the Series
!!For the pilot movie, ''The Adventure Begins''
* This exchange between Buzz and Warp. Buzz & Warp are investigating an asteroid, and Buzz immediately makes a remark about how he "knows" Zurg is behind whatever they may find there.
-->'''Buzz''': It's my worst fear come true.
-->'''Warp''': Here we go...
-->'''Buzz''': This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance; evil Emperor Zurg! \\
({{beat}})
-->'''Warp:''' ''What'' '''''PLOT'''''?! You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck in a tree!\\
'''Buzz:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That fiend! Why can't he leave the kitty cats out of his nefarious schemes?]]
* How Buzz gains access to Zurg's evil base: Warp knocks on the door, and a Grub answers... at which point Warp slams the door on the guy.
* XR initially repeating everything Buzz says.
-->'''Buzz:''' Could you not do that?\\
'''XR:''' Could you not do that?
* When the [=LGMs=] are showing Buzz XR and Nebula walks in.
-->'''Buzz''': And.. Commander Nebula approved a robot ''ranger''? ....He hates robots.\\
(beat)
-->'''LGM''': Well, he doesn't exactly... know.\\
'''Cmdr. Nebula''': [[RightBehindMe He does, NOW!]]\\
'''LGM''': [[OhCrap Oh, hello, Commander!]]\\
'''Cmdr. Nebula''': So you went ahead and built that expendable ranger?\\
'''LGM''': Uh, ''experimental'' ranger...\\
'''Cmdr. Nebula''': '''''UNAUTHORIZED RANGER!'''''\\
'''LGM''': Well, uh, technically it ''was'' authorized... by you... aha... we slipped it in under our vacation request.\\
'''Cmdr. Nebula''': [[{{Touche}} Craters. They always get me that way]].
** And when they're attempting to rebuild XR later -- the key word being ''attempt'' -- without the [[HiveMind Unimind]], the [=LGMs=] are practically useless, and they use all sorts of NoodleImplements to try and "fix" XR (really they just try to fit stuff into his body), including a ''live chicken''; lampshaded by Buzz when he says "They have ''lost it''."
* Zurg's unoriginal name for his new lackey.
-->'''Zurg''': I shall call you, ''Agent Z''!
-->'''Agent Z''': That's stupid.
-->'''Zurg''': ''(barely audible)'' MY MOTHER USED TO CALL ME THAT!
-->'''Grub''': He really likes that name! He's been saving it for a really evil henchman!
-->'''Agent Z''': [[{{OpinionFlipflop}} Agent Z! Love it! Especially the whole 'Z' thing!]]
* After Zurg steals the Uni-mind, Commander Nebula wonders what he would want with it. Buzz can only assume what he's plotting even as they speak. Then we cut to Zurg's base as he tries to set the first part of his plan into place while losing his patience.
-->'''Cmdr. Nebula''': BLAST! ZURG KNOWS THE LITTLE GREEN GUYS KEEP STAR COMMAND RUNNING! That stinkin' buckethead! HE DID THIS TO CRIPPLE OUR OPERATION!\\
'''Buzz''': No, Commander. If that's all Zurg wanted, he could've destroyed the Uni-Mind. Instead, he had his new lackey Agent Z steal it.\\
'''Cmdr. Nebula''': But why? What's he gonna do with it?\\
'''Buzz''': I don't know exactly. But I believe that Zurg is hatching his most diabolical scheme yet.\\
(''cut to Zurg Tower, bottom left of the screen, subtitles type in "Zurg Tower: New home of the Uni-Mind."'')\\
'''Zurg''': [[IronicEchoCut This is my most diabolical scheme yet!]] Assuming that the freakshow, known as my staff, [[SuddenlyShouting CAN DO ONE THING RIGHT!]]\\
'''Grub''': Of course, my evil emperor. And, uh, who better to give you the good news than, uh... (''Runs off and gets one of the Brain Pods, who is carrying a clipboard of data.'') Brain Pod #13! (''Runs away'')\\
'''Brain Pod #13''': Huh? ''(Looks up at Zurg and screams)'' Okay, hi, uh, Mr. Evil Emperor. How are you? You look very terrific. Very sinister today. Ahem. ''(Clears his throat and puts the clipboard down)'' [[AsYouKnow We believe that just as the Uni-Mind connected all the [=LGMs=], it'd hopefully allow you to reach out and ensnare every innocent mind in the Galactic Alliance. You know, a mind slave, evil puppet scenario. Heheh.]]\\
'''Zurg''': You're telling me my plan. I already ''know'' the plan. I ''made up'' the plan. It's ''my'' plan. What I ''don't'' know is how close you idiots are '''''TO ACCOMPLISHING MY PLAN!'''''\\
'''Brain Pod #13''': Oh, y-y-yeah, kinda an outdoor voice there. (''Looks back at his clipboard'') Okay, naturally, the first step of the plan is to turn the Uni-Mind from "Good" to "Evil", but um...we really don't have any idea how. You see, um...\\
'''Zurg''': '''''LAME-BRAIN!''''' (''fires laser beam from his eyes at Brain Pod #13, who narrowly dodges it and speeds away.'')
* XR's plan for dealing with Zurg.
-->'''XR''': I got [[TwoWordsObviousTrope two words for you all]]. Time share! You all love it. I know, I know. Monday through Wednesday, the universe will admittedly belong to Zurg. But Thursday through Saturday, it's ours! We alternate on Sundays. What d'ya think?
-->'''Cmdr. Nebula''': (''to the [=LGMs=]'') Sweet Mother of Venus, what did you do to him?!\\
'''LGM 1''': We, uh, fixed him.\\
'''LGM 2''': Yeah. I think.\\
'''Cmdr. Nebula''': '''[[SuddenlyShouting GET THAT THING OUTTA HERE!]]'''\\
'''XR''': ''(being carried out of the meeting room)'' What did I say? Come on! You know the time-share idea is solid and you're jealous!
* When Zurg is about to fire his evil invention.
-->'''Zurg''': Soon my Zurgatronic Megaray will be fully operational! Install the Evil Uni-Mind. (''Rockets lift the now-evil Uni-Mind and place at the center of laser.'') Now, load the Crystallic Fusion Cell. The Zurgatronic Megaray will use the Uni-Mind to spread my evil across the universe! Oh-oh, yeah!\\
'''Agent Z''': [[GenreSavvy You haven't won till Lightyear's out of the picture]].\\
(''Grub operating a crane lifts up a giant battery and places it in the slot'')\\
'''Grub''': Fusion Cell loaded!\\
'''Zurg''': Fire Zurgatronic Mega Ray!\\
'''Grub''': Firing [[{{Malaproper}} Zurgarrific]] Ray!\\
'''Zurg''': '''''ZURGATRONIC''''', YOU LACKWIT!\\
'''Grub''': Heheh. Sorry.\\
'''Zurg''': [[ActuallyPrettyFunny "Zurgarrific"'s not bad, though. Let's file it for future use.]] (''machine powers up...then suddenly flickers and dies out; Grub shrugs'') Did you make sure that ''the plus end went to the plus part, AND THE MINUS END'' '''''WENT TO THE MINUS PART?!'''''\\
'''Grub''': (''stammers, and rushes over to the battery to see [[EpicFail it's placed the wrong way]]'') Oh... That would do it, huh?\\
'''Zurg''': [[SurroundedByIdiots Daaargh...!]] (''[[FacePalm facepalms]]'')
* When they cut back to the finally finished Zurgatronic Megaray:
-->'''Zurg''': You're SURE this time?
-->'''Grub''': Uh, reasonably...
-->'''Zurg''': Let's test it out before we hit Star Command. We need a target that won't, uh, shoot back...
-->'''Brain Pod 29''': May I suggest Ryzome, Emperor?
-->'''Zurg''': The planet of the vegetarians! Delicious suggestion, Number, uh... 29. How long have you been with my evil organization?
-->'''Brain Pod 29''': In total, or since I've been a brain in a jar?
-->'''Zurg''': Brain... in a jar.
-->'''Brain Pod 29''': 4 years next week!
-->'''Zurg''': Fascinating! Now...
-->'''Brain Pod 29''': That reminds me, I am due for a cost of living raise! When I gave up my body, certain promises were made...
-->'''Zurg''': [[{{SuddenlyShouting}} I WAS JUST BEING POLITE! I DON'T REALLY CARE! Now, unless anyone else wants to tell me his or her life story, can we SHOOT THE BIG GUN?]]
* There was a moment during the climatic battle where Zurg orders his minions to target his dark HiveMind ray at the 'planet of widows and orphans'.
-->'''Buzz''': (''coming out of hiding'') [[YouMonster You fiend!]]\\
'''Grub''': There he is!\\
'''Zurg''': Heh heh. I knew that would get him.
* This argument:
-->'''Booster''': But Buzz, that's against the rules! In the Star Command mission manual, it clearly states that no ranger is to go into action without backup! I think it's section six, subsection Delta.\\
'''Buzz''': Actually, it's section six, subsection Gamma.\\
'''XR''': He's right, big guy, subsection Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?!\\
'''Buzz''': Because nose rings are for PUNKS, little mister!\\
'''Mira''': Well, if you can take on Zurg alone, I don't see why XR can't get a nose ring.\\
'''XR''': I was just asking a question, I'm not the one getting a nose ring!\\
'''Booster''': Then... who's getting a nose ring? (''{{Gasp}}'') THAT'S why Buzz wants to ditch us!\\
'''Buzz''': I am NOT getting a nose ring! ''Nobody's'' getting a nose ring! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!\\
'''Mira:''' (''smug grin'') Which apparently don't apply to you.\\
'''Buzz''': Of course they apply to me! The rules apply to ''everyone''!\\
'''Mira''': Great. Then you're not facing Zurg alone, and we'll be your backup.\\
'''Buzz:''' (''groans in frustration'') [[LameComeback I want the three of you off this planet, now. And that's an order.]]\\
'''XR and Booster''': (''saluting'') Yes, sir!
* The [[FunWithSubtitles sarcastic subtitles]] telling the viewers where the current scene is taking place:
-->"Zurg Tower. Note: big gun on roof."\\
"LGM Homeworld, under attack. (Obviously)."\\
"Zurg Tower. But you knew that."\\
"Space... duh."\\
"Zurg Tower: [[BrickJoke Now zurgarrifically evil.]]"
* When Buzz reports to Commander Nebula that Mira Nova hijacked the Alpha One to go after Zurg...
-->'''Cmdr. Nebula''': (''smug'') She beat you to it, huh?\\
'''Buzz''': (''Grimaces, looks sheepish'') Eh- yeah, pretty much.
* After the Uni-Mind is saved by Mira phasing Buzz into its core, and then returned to its planet, a couple of [=LGMs=] assure Buzz they're connected again. Then a third one poses, shouts Buzz's catch phrase, and begins to float away somehow before one of the previous two catches him.
* XR's comment about Zurg's MindControl.
-->'''XR''': You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil mastermind, and the best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act! What's next, ''evil'' juggling?
* XR checking up on the Alpha-1 after an unscheduled 'emergency water landing'.
-->'''XR:''' The Alpha-1 is A-Okay, but it asks that we not do that again!
* As Buzz is recording his apparent final speech, Zurg has a camera crew rolling to take the entire thing.
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