History Funny / BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand

31st Oct '17 9:22:30 AM thevisualboy37
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* The robot Buzz from "Lost in Time", which [[MangledCatchPhrase butchers Buzz's catch phrase]]. Buzz's attempts to fix it leave much to be desired.
-->'''Robot!Buzz:''' To infinzzzzzzz...! To infinity and be-BEEEEEEEE...!\\
'''Buzz:''' Well, let's see, this should do it...\\
'''Robot!Buzz:''' To infinity, and more infinity!\\
'''Buzz:''' ''(sigh)'' A thousand years, and this is the best they could do?
28th Sep '17 7:51:43 AM ngh93
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-->'''Grub''': Heheh, sorry...
-->'''Zurg''': "Zurgarrific"'s not bad, though. Let's file it for future use!
-->''(Machine wires up... then malfunctions; Grub minion shrugs at Zurg)''
--> '''Zurg''': Did you make sure that ''the plus end went to the plus part, AND THE MINUS END'' '''''WENT TO THE MINUS PART?!'''''

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-->'''Grub''': Heheh, sorry...
Heheh. Sorry.
-->'''Zurg''': "Zurgarrific"'s not bad, though. Let's file it for future use!
-->''(Machine
use! ''(Machine wires up... then malfunctions; Grub minion shrugs at Zurg)''
--> '''Zurg''':
shrugs)'' Did you make sure that ''the plus end went to the plus part, AND THE MINUS END'' '''''WENT TO THE MINUS PART?!'''''
25th Sep '17 12:12:27 PM ngh93
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-->''(Machine wires up...then malfunctions; Grub minion shrugs at Zurg)''

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-->''(Machine wires up... then malfunctions; Grub minion shrugs at Zurg)''



-->'''Buzz''':''(coming out of hiding)'' [[YouMonster You fiend!]]

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-->'''Buzz''':''(coming -->'''Buzz''': ''(coming out of hiding)'' [[YouMonster You fiend!]]
24th Sep '17 11:04:50 AM Theharbo
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---> ''' NativeGeneral:''' He's taken over our planet, enslaved the population, turned Rosswell into a giant munitions factory. All in one day!\\

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---> ''' NativeGeneral:''' Native General:''' He's taken over our planet, enslaved the population, turned Rosswell into a giant munitions factory. All in one day!\\



'''NativeGeneral:''' Can we stop it?\\

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'''NativeGeneral:''' '''Native General:''' Can we stop it?\\
24th Sep '17 11:04:32 AM Theharbo
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''Grub:''' In test markets, four out of five victims surveyed were more frightened by big words.\\

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''Grub:''' '''Grub:''' In test markets, four out of five victims surveyed were more frightened by big words.\\



---> '''General:''' He's taken over our planet, enslaved the population, turned Rosswell into a giant munitions factory. All in one day!\\

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---> '''General:''' ''' NativeGeneral:''' He's taken over our planet, enslaved the population, turned Rosswell into a giant munitions factory. All in one day!\\



'''General:''' Those are big words! I'm frightened!\\

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'''General:''' '''Native General:''' Those are big words! I'm frightened!\\



'''General:''' Can we stop it?\\

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'''General:''' '''NativeGeneral:''' Can we stop it?\\



'''General:''' No, no! I meant the Big Evil Takeover Thingy!\\

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'''General:''' '''Native General:''' No, no! I meant the Big Evil Takeover Thingy!\\



'''General:''' ''{{Gasp}}!'' More big, frightening words!

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'''General:''' '''Native General:''' ''{{Gasp}}!'' More big, frightening words!
24th Sep '17 11:02:57 AM Theharbo
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'''Zurg:''' IT! ''IT!'' [[Facepalm D'oh]] you know! The crystallic self-perpetuating breeder construction core! And can't you come up with a shorter word for it? Like [[BuffySpeak Evil Takeover Thingy]]? \\

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'''Zurg:''' IT! ''IT!'' [[Facepalm [[FacePalm D'oh]] you know! The crystallic self-perpetuating breeder construction core! And can't you come up with a shorter word for it? Like [[BuffySpeak Evil Takeover Thingy]]? \\



'''General:''' ''{{Gasp!}}'' More big, frightening words!

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'''General:''' ''{{Gasp!}}'' ''{{Gasp}}!'' More big, frightening words!
24th Sep '17 11:01:57 AM Theharbo
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** Zurg starting his invasion:
--> '''Zurg:''' Lower it!\\
'''Grub:''' Lower what, Sir?\\
'''Zurg:''' IT! ''IT!'' [[Facepalm D'oh]] you know! The crystallic self-perpetuating breeder construction core! And can't you come up with a shorter word for it? Like [[BuffySpeak Evil Takeover Thingy]]? \\
''Grub:''' In test markets, four out of five victims surveyed were more frightened by big words.\\
'''Zurg:''' Fine, fine, fine. [[ExecutiveMeddling Let the suits have their way]]... for now. *evil chuckle*
*** This gets {{Brick Joke}}d later when Buzz discovers his base.
---> '''General:''' He's taken over our planet, enslaved the population, turned Rosswell into a giant munitions factory. All in one day!\\
'''Buzz:''' He's finally done it! A crystallic self-perpetuating breeder construction core...\\
'''General:''' Those are big words! I'm frightened!\\
'''Buzz:''' Don't be, it's just evil marketing.\\
'''General:''' Can we stop it?\\
'''Buzz:''' No, General. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Marketing is the one force in the universe that is stronger than-]]\\
'''General:''' No, no! I meant the Big Evil Takeover Thingy!\\
'''Buzz:''' Oh, there we might have a chance if we can breach the core and pull out the crystallic fusion rods\\
'''General:''' ''{{Gasp!}}'' More big, frightening words!
27th Jul '17 9:03:12 AM speedyboris
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** This exchange between Zurg and Buzz:
--> '''Buzz''': Wait! Zurg! Aren't you gonna gloat about your evil plan before getting rid of us?\\
'''Zurg''': Oh, you ''would'' like that, wouldn't you, Lightyear? Then you'll try to escape and thwart my plan, but you can't do it if you don't know what it is! My lips are zipped!\\
'''Buzz''': Fine, okay. ''(is led off)''\\
'''Zurg''': All right, wait! I'm... going to gloat. But I'm not going to give you ''any'' information you could possibly use! Okay, there's this place, and I'm going to destroy it in a way they would never expect.\\
'''Buzz''': Sweet mother of Venus! You're gonna destroy Capital Planet with a secret attack wave launched through a trans-spacial warp!\\
'''Zurg''': D'oh! But HOW did you do that?! I just HATE you, Buzz Lightyear!
24th Jun '17 3:16:58 AM CaptainTedium
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* "Opposites Attract"
** In the beginning of the episode, two of the beach-goers are seen using a tiny UFO containing an angry alien as a frisbee.
** The [=LGM=]s' best solution to Buzz's oversized head is to have him wear a giant baseball cap.
21st Jun '17 9:06:24 AM CaptainTedium
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* "Star Smasher"
** XR mocks the "Independent Thinker" [=LGM=] for giving Buzz oven mitts to prepare for getting the sun out of the black hole. When it turns out that the oven mitts can turn into a protective suit enabling the wearer to survive extreme heat, he is quite astonished.
** At the end of the episode, Buzz allows "Independent Thinker" to use his invention on Zurg's ship. Mira points out that this is essentially revenge. Buzz tries to explain why this is justice rather than revenge, but he ends up giving up and admitting that this pretty much is revenge.
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